TS: "Pirate" vs. "Apple"

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friend: "Apple" makes me feel all warm and fuzzy
friend: "Pirate" makes me laugh

― deej.., Tuesday, 19 July 2005 05:55 (twenty years ago)

(see: Jonathan Davis of Korn Named His Kid 'Pirate' )

― deej.., Tuesday, 19 July 2005 05:56 (twenty years ago)

Would you fuck with a kid named Pirate? That's insta-playground respect. Apple is just begging to have those little chalky rocks stuffed down their trousers.

― More like Tony GAYO am I right? Fellas? (Matt Chesnut), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 05:59 (twenty years ago)

Pirate. Arrrrrr.

― Scream! Scrovula, Scream! (noodle vague), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 08:44 (twenty years ago)

Did anyone ever read that children's story about a king and queen who kept renaming their children every time they had another one? They started with twins called Day and Night, then when they had another one they called it Wednesday and changed the first two to Monday and Tuesday and so on and so forth.

If I recall most of the story was about Princess September.

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 11:50 (twenty years ago)

The old hippy guy who works in my office insists he once knew a couple who called their children, Space and Time

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:23 (twenty years ago)

Apple seems like it would be easier for the kid to live with.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:25 (twenty years ago)

They're no Moon Unit and Dweezil.

― cdwill, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:26 (twenty years ago)

If I was a celebrity hellbent on giving my child a horrible name I'd used Shetead or Pewsy.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

What about Diana Ross's daughter: Chudney!

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

http://www.azcentral.com/families/articles/0519celebbabies0519.html

― PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

Jermajesty???

― Good Dog (Good Dog), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

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