"Is that the most ball-achingly predictable, whitest record collection you ever heard??"

Your balls aching implies a gay thing for black doods.

― maria b (maria b), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, stevie's you mean. My balls are fine.

― Yeah?, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

This thread does absolutely nothing for my balls.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

This thread is balls.

― Anti-Pope Consortium (noodle vague), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

"When oh when will they stop persecuting the whites?"

― Anti-Pope Consortium (noodle vague), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

black people do not represent my values, as it were.

― Michael Burble, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

''When oh when will they stop persecuting the whites?'"

― Yeah?, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

(See what I did there, Mr. Antichrist?)

― Yeah?, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

This thread has been Glocked by a Moderfocker.

― Anti-Pope Consortium (noodle vague), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

(See what I did there, Mr. Antichrist?)

To be honest, I don't. Could you explain it to me?

― Anti-Pope Consortium (noodle vague), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 23:01 (twenty years ago)

To be honest, I don't. Could you explain it to me?

Sure.

I put your "quote" in quotes. So, my quote of you pretending to quote me is actually a quote by you, which makes my mockery of you more accurate than yours of me, and simultaneously invalidates yours, being that my mockery of your quote is based on the fact that yours was entirely inaccurate. See, while you're saying, "oh I will categorize you thusly by lumping you in with these people and putting words in your mouth," my mockery of you is pointing out that's exactly one of those types of people to do such a thing. Ha,ha.

― Yeah?, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

http://static.sziget.hu/bin/6173.jpg

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 23:35 (twenty years ago)

Poorly worded last sentence, but you should get the idea just from analyzing this again with more space between the quotation marks:
" 'When oh when will they stop persecuting the whites?' " See? You're one of those kinds of people to say something stupid like that... that means I win because I'm actually right about this. It's proven above by the fact that you did write this.

― Yeah?, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

miccio's heart throb up there... accidentally pasted the maturbatory fodder that was in his clipboard.

― Yeah :-), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

I just thought anybody bothering with this thread deserves to have Durst stare into their soul, silently asking "why do you bother?"

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 23:39 (twenty years ago)

if 99.999% of the recordings you own are by white artists, and you own at least five recordings by non-white artists, then you must own at a minumum 5,000 albums. but if you've forgotten latinos, asians, etc. in your white/non-white album count (let's say for fun) you own 10 albums by non-white artists. that means, at a minimum you own 10,000.

with this in mind, i bother with this very stupid thread.

― katie, a princess (katie, a princess), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 23:41 (twenty years ago)

I doubt Durst has such powers or asks such questions. In fact, he might just be too ball-achingly white to even think in complete sentences, right?

― Yeah..., Tuesday, 19 July 2005 23:41 (twenty years ago)

his eyes follow you around the room, don't they?

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

Maths! We needs it!

― James Slone (Freon Trotsky), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

f 99.999% of the recordings you own are by white artists, and you own at least five recordings by non-white artists, then you must own at a minumum 5,000 albums. but if you've forgotten latinos, asians, etc. in your white/non-white album count (let's say for fun) you own 10 albums by non-white artists. that means, at a minimum you own 10,000.

Yeah, I definitely have way more than that. I have probably over 1000 cds now, which means I've bought more than that in my life not to mention cassettes and vinyl, plus lost stolen or traded back and a shitload of dubs and mp3s. The total count of non-white store-bought artists is actually probably around 10 out of those 1000 store-bought cds. How many songs do you think are on those 10 cds? How many songs do you think are on the rest of my cds? I'll give you a hint here: most of my cds tend to have lots of songs. However, in contrast, most of my non-white artists' cds tend to have far fewer (closer to 10, generally) since they tend to be from the 70s. Astrud Gilberto had quite a few on that disc I own, though, but she's about the only one.

― Yup, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 23:53 (twenty years ago)

I'm talking recordings/amount of music, obviously.

― Yup, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 23:57 (twenty years ago)

http://static.sziget.hu/bin/6173.jpg

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

http://static.sziget.hu/bin/6173.jpg

― Yeah?, Wednesday, 20 July 2005 01:17 (twenty years ago)

I noticed there was no instruments. Not even a discernable keyboard. It was basically all computerized drums with very loud vocals in the foreground and regular intervals of seemingly sampled music/sound in 1-2 second bursts in the background.

Cool.

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 11:05 (twenty years ago)

if 99.999% of the recordings you own are by white artists, and you own at least five recordings by non-white artists, then you must own at a minumum 5,000 albums. but if you've forgotten latinos, asians, etc. in your white/non-white album count (let's say for fun) you own 10 albums by non-white artists. that means, at a minimum you own 10,000.

Actually, I believe he'd have to own 500,000 albums (1 million in the second example).

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 11:12 (twenty years ago)

Let's talk about hours of music and amount of songs rather than number of albums. Out of 70,000 hours of music, how many hours of non-white artists' music would I need to have?

― Yeah?, Wednesday, 20 July 2005 11:56 (twenty years ago)

A friend has just started going out with an r n b fan. We all find this quite amusing cos he's heavily into his lo-fi. Not in a snobby indier than thou manner, cos he does like a bit of Northern soul, it's just that he doesn't have much else than indie. Somebody joked that the only black musicians in his collection were in Tortoise.
"No, I've got Battles too!" he protested...

― stew, Wednesday, 20 July 2005 12:02 (twenty years ago)

A friend has just started going out with an r n b fan.

I thought this was the start to a word problem...

― JC-L (JC-L), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

To be honest, I don't. Could you explain it to me?
Sure.
I put your "quote" in quotes. So, my quote of you pretending to quote me is actually a quote by you, which makes my mockery of you more accurate than yours of me, and simultaneously invalidates yours, being that my mockery of your quote is based on the fact that yours was entirely inaccurate. See, while you're saying, "oh I will categorize you thusly by lumping you in with these people and putting words in your mouth," my mockery of you is pointing out that's exactly one of those types of people to do such a thing. Ha,ha.

-- Yeah? (lickyball...), July 20th, 2005.

If it takes a paragraph to explain the joke, it probably wasn't funny in the first place.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 18:41 (twenty years ago)

KITTEN PIX TO THREAD.

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

Ghost can cook my breakfast any time.

x post: I still don't get it.

― Anti-Pope Consortium (noodle vague), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

Ghost can cook my breakfast any time.

― Anti-Pope Consortium (noodle vague), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

Oops. Poxy fuled post-fuckery.

― Anti-Pope Consortium (noodle vague), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

If it takes a paragraph to explain the joke, it probably wasn't funny in the first place.

Either that or an idiot is at the receiving end of the explanation, you weasely cunt.

― Yeah?, Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

my mockery of you is pointing out that's exactly one of those types of people to do such a thing

See, this doesn't make grammatical sense. So while I'm undoubtedly an idiot, you're making a bit of a cunt of yourself.

"bit".

― Anti-Pope Consortium (noodle vague), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

Great, my thread about cum stains gets locked in like 2 seconds, while this tripe is allowed to continue. No justice folks, no justice.

Ghostface pwns the thread, obviously.

― kevin says relax (daddy warbuxx), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

f it takes a paragraph to explain the joke, it probably wasn't funny in the first place.
Either that or an idiot is at the receiving end of the explanation, you weasely cunt.

-- Yeah? (hmm...), July 20th, 2005.

Oh dear!

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

See, this doesn't make grammatical sense.

Thus the follow-up post addressing the type-o, numbnuts.

― Yeah?, Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

x posts

By all means feel free to google your way around the Net posting incoherent, racially paranoid comments that do little more than portray you to the world as some sort of Industrial-strength Cockfarmer, but don't get all sniffy if not everyone you come across speaks Oompa-Loompa.

― Anti-Pope Consortium (noodle vague), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

Ghostface pwns the thread, obviously.

Shut the fuck up with your "pwns" bullshit, loser. So many corny intarnet fuckerz with their "b-b-buts" and their "pwns" around here.

― Yeah?, Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

"numb nuts"!!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

Cockfarmer

There's another tired one trying too hard. Hang it up for something less self-conscious, dickwad. Like "dickwad" for instance.

― Yeah?, Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

This guy does NOT like the posting of personal winning notifications.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

I don't think it's a guy.

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

Hang it up for something less self-conscious
Hang it up for something less self-conscious
Hang it up for something less self-conscious
Hang it up for something less self-conscious

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

feel free to google your way around the Net posting incoherent, racially paranoid comments

"feel free to google your way around the Net posting incoherent, racially paranoid comments"

This mockery is similar to my first one you weren't able to comprehend. See if you can figure this one out.

― Yeah?, Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

I will ask you the standard question, and then I'm leaving this.

Why are you hanging around a board which clearly fails to meet your stringent intellectual requirements?

― Anti-Pope Consortium (noodle vague), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

Oh woops, I assumed it was Aaron Z4nders. My bad.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

Why are you hanging around a board which clearly fails to meet your stringent intellectual requirements?

Are you handfull of assholes the whole board?

In answer to your question: talk about music, get free music, music updates from music nerds and writers, general music trivia and the potential to infect assholes with my verbal HIV.

― Yeah?, Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

THis thread sucks.

― deej.., Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

the potential to infect assholes with my verbal HIV

OK, now we know you're lying about not being a rap fan.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/200/15/Wankert.jpg

― Anti-Pope Consortium (noodle vague), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

Did I say I wasn't a rap fan? And is that line from a rap song? Or does it just sound like it could be?

― Yeah?, Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

Oh woops, I assumed it was Aaron Z4nders. My bad.

-- roxymuzak (emilysu...), July 20th, 2005. (later)

Not an unreasonable assumption, really.

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

Sorry, there are too many assholes on this thread for me to keep track of.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

OH NO! I am shocked and disheartened to learn that Anti-Pope Consortium thinks I am a wanker! What other picture will he find online to explain his feelings about me?! Dipshit.

― Yeah?, Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

Is there any chance you would just fuck off for a bit, Yeah?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

Not likely.

― Yeah?, Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)