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Please kill me now. Who the fuck is Mickey Avalon?!

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http://www.mickeyavalon.com/

Please someone delete my ears and eyes. guh.

http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/mickeyfuckingavalon/index.html

http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/mickeyfuckingavalon/images/IMG_5510.jpg

― team jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 24 February 2006 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

one helluva drug

― team jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 24 February 2006 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

Whoever he is, he loves the 14 year-olds: http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/mickeyfuckingavalon/IMG_5669.html

― WillS, Friday, 24 February 2006 05:06 (nineteen years ago)

AAAAAAARRRGGGHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!.........A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHH etc. etc. etc.

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Friday, 24 February 2006 05:24 (nineteen years ago)

so not gonna happen etc

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 24 February 2006 05:30 (nineteen years ago)

that is the most terrifying series of pictures I've ever seen

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 24 February 2006 05:32 (nineteen years ago)

Seriously, how drunk...... er or how much money .........does it take.......this?????

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Friday, 24 February 2006 06:13 (nineteen years ago)

Age Pervert Songs

― S- (sgh), Friday, 24 February 2006 06:14 (nineteen years ago)

sorry, stan, so did happen...

http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/mickeyfuckingavalon/images/IMG_5512.jpg
http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/mickeyfuckingavalon/images/IMG_5693.jpg

and if you watch the video on his site (takes FOREVER to load), he performs with his pants almost off sans-undergarments and has a nasty ass chick practically sucking his dick on stage

― team jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 24 February 2006 06:16 (nineteen years ago)

has anyone even listened to the songs on his site?!

― team jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 24 February 2006 06:16 (nineteen years ago)

also, cisco adler....

― team jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 24 February 2006 06:17 (nineteen years ago)

this thread has enough evidence to incriminate him for child molestation.

― Eric Wahl (Eric Wahl), Friday, 24 February 2006 06:24 (nineteen years ago)

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/mickeyfuckingavalon/images/IMG_5785.jpg

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

― S- (sgh), Friday, 24 February 2006 06:31 (nineteen years ago)

if those girls had paid attention in sex ed they would have realized this guy has herpes on his face

― Eric Wahl (Eric Wahl), Friday, 24 February 2006 06:41 (nineteen years ago)

all the kids at my little sister's high school love this guy. he's local to here (costa mesa, CA), i think. he's somehow affiliated with clothing label (who also actually do a lot of really cool things) RVCA. he just played at my friend's bar... i didn't go though. not too upset that i missed it.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Friday, 24 February 2006 07:10 (nineteen years ago)

.....and he's spreading the shit!! GAAAHH!! let those chicks learn the hard way!

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Friday, 24 February 2006 07:21 (nineteen years ago)

is he like gay and so its (all the licking etc.) ok or something? i'm totally confused -how do you get away with that???!

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Friday, 24 February 2006 07:24 (nineteen years ago)

Exactly the same thing that I asked. Like how drunk does a chick have to be? Or how much do you have to pay a chick??

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Friday, 24 February 2006 07:42 (nineteen years ago)

kids have different standards of beauty these days

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 24 February 2006 08:16 (nineteen years ago)

gross is the new hot

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 24 February 2006 08:16 (nineteen years ago)

cocaine.

― cs, Friday, 24 February 2006 08:27 (nineteen years ago)

The answer is Richey Manic

― snowballing (snowballing), Friday, 24 February 2006 08:27 (nineteen years ago)

― team jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 24 February 2006 08:35 (nineteen years ago)

....herpes mouth is the new hot?? : (

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Friday, 24 February 2006 08:55 (nineteen years ago)

LA is extremely advanced.

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Friday, 24 February 2006 09:41 (nineteen years ago)

The hell it aint!! I live there!

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Friday, 24 February 2006 09:43 (nineteen years ago)

ok, but wherever this is its clearly at the next level.

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Friday, 24 February 2006 09:44 (nineteen years ago)

i actually would really like to understand this. i feel so old

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Friday, 24 February 2006 09:48 (nineteen years ago)

Is that Pete Doherty in 10 years time?

― Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Friday, 24 February 2006 09:51 (nineteen years ago)

If you ask me this is not the next level. This is such a lower level....IT'S ROCK BOTTOM!!!!

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Friday, 24 February 2006 10:00 (nineteen years ago)

But if it is the next level, apparantly the guys haven't gotten there yet! : )

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Friday, 24 February 2006 10:04 (nineteen years ago)

they're always the last to come around. anyway, i hate the girl not wearing pink. she doesn't give a shit about her friend.

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Friday, 24 February 2006 10:18 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAH!! She's too busy trying to make love to the camera!!

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Friday, 24 February 2006 10:49 (nineteen years ago)

c'mon, nobody's gonna talk about beardo:

http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/mickeyfuckingavalon/thumbnails/IMG_6597.jpg

ak47 tattoo. uh.

― baby, disco is fuck (yournullfame), Friday, 24 February 2006 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

i mean, what the fuck is going on? why'd you shit in my eyes?

― baby, disco is fuck (yournullfame), Friday, 24 February 2006 11:46 (nineteen years ago)

This shit just gets funnier and funnier yet grosser and grosser at the same time!!

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Friday, 24 February 2006 11:52 (nineteen years ago)

Speaking of funnier and grosser, in that one pic he's "kissing" that girl with that other girl's hair in his mouth as she smiles without a clue. Look at that! It's more like he's eating that little girl's mouth rather than kissing her!

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Friday, 24 February 2006 12:15 (nineteen years ago)

Edan's gone CRAZY

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 24 February 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

pug fugly

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Saturday, 25 February 2006 03:23 (nineteen years ago)

the kissing/eating mouth pics are now unindexed, apparently:

http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/mickeyfuckingavalon/index.html

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 26 February 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think I've stated how much I love the title of this thread!

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Sunday, 26 February 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

Mickey Ave fuckin' owns your ass, and your teenage daughters'...

― tmart, Monday, 6 March 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

this must be an LA thing.

― philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Monday, 6 March 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

I HOPE it's not an LA thing, otherwise I'm doomed!!

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Monday, 6 March 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

this is an artist ladies & gentlemen, get over it...

― skaramunga, Friday, 10 March 2006 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

Apparently he is a walking breathing herpe

― RFSO, Monday, 17 April 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

I heard THAT!

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Monday, 17 April 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

Music for people who've been longing for a slightly younger, but even less attractive Howard Stern type to make the leap from broadcasting to music making.

― Kali (Kali), Monday, 17 April 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

he definitely has a face for radio

― Jaxon von Jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 17 April 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

I heard THAT!

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 02:45 (nineteen years ago)

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cuz times are real
and i just can't feel
puttin' bullshit down
on the reel to reel
- large professor

― M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

heartbreaking schtick can be good, 'i am a martyr' crap cannot

― botero, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

"i think that's what he and his label are hoping for cause the music is shit. i'm beginning to think, especially after reading the l.a. weekly fluff piece about him, that he might be the first real person to suffer from IDS"

Tories had a chronic case of this couple of years back.

― Frogman Henry, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

Botero, I think he's too full of himself, and too arrogant for it to be martyr-music. If anything, the heartbreaking moments are the chinks in his armor - like when he thinks he's being kickass, and there's a note or lyric in the background that just undermines that completely. Arguably, the whole thing is heartbreaking, though. The whole dick competition is so ridiculous, it comes off like a traumatized (though intelligent) kid, who has no idea that he's being completely inappropriate.

― Mordechai Shinefield, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

oh god, is this the point in the thread where he becomes popular enough that it starts getting populated by apologists and fans?

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

As far as I can tell, I'm the only person on the thread who likes him. And I'm not going to apologize for it... so no. Doubtful.

― Mordechai Shinefield, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, the dude has heard The Entertainist. This is gold.

― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 25 March 2007 11:24 (eighteen years ago)

I like him aswell mordechai although i am realy grosd out by the pics of the under age groupies lol but thats his image and most guys wudnt say no, i cant quit put my finger on it cuz he looks like a dirty smack head but there is something realy sexy about him :0 but im way 2 old 4 him il b 20 soon haha.

― lowrimai, Saturday, 31 March 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

lol ö.ö

― fies, Saturday, 31 March 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

Google really is the gift that keeps on giving.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 31 March 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

Watch for him in the next Larry Clark movie.

― unperson, Saturday, 31 March 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

The real question (as noted elsewhere) is WHY the fuck is Mickey Avalon?

― Oilyrags, Saturday, 31 March 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

Why fuck Mickey Avalon?

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 31 March 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

Perhaps you've lost your will to live.

― Oilyrags, Saturday, 31 March 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

i like that mr right song!

― 600, Sunday, 1 April 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

...I wonder if him opening for RHCP or Ghostface is the most useful context for his music (which sounds like it'd thrive in a context of poverty and obscurity)

if only it were so:-(

― latebloomer, Sunday, 1 April 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

who that dude sleeping witcha girlfriend
geting rude en nude in your bed
same dude that your sister likes mickey avalon call me mr right!

― lowrimai, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 12:46 (eighteen years ago)

it sounds like he may be the only artist ever influenced by Methods of Mayhem.

This is hilarious

― Ben Boyerrr, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 13:17 (eighteen years ago)

eight months pass...

Has anyone seen the new Boost Mobile commercial with Young Jeezy and Jermaine Dupri? He has the last "verse" on it. This guy is seriously gonna be a major pop star.

― DustinR, Saturday, 8 December 2007 01:48 (seventeen years ago)

People have been saying that the music industry is going to die for the past decade. It's now said everyday. But only a few know that the music industry will indeed perish yet it will happen only through the actions of a lone horseman. That horseman will be Mickey Avalon.

― Mackro Mackro, Saturday, 8 December 2007 04:38 (seventeen years ago)

Has anyone seen the new Boost Mobile commercial with Young Jeezy and Jermaine Dupri?

he rhymes "speed" and "got what you need," major talent.

also, i thought he was peaches for a second. i'm sorry peaches :(

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Saturday, 8 December 2007 04:47 (seventeen years ago)

Dustin, you misspelled "pap smear" and anyway, he's already there.

― Oilyrags, Saturday, 8 December 2007 04:53 (seventeen years ago)

link to commercial horror so others can share in this.

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Sunday, 9 December 2007 07:33 (seventeen years ago)

I'm actually gonna resist the urge to defend Mickey this time. He's on his own.

― Mordechai Shinefield, Sunday, 9 December 2007 07:45 (seventeen years ago)

also, did dupri get his verse ghostwritten by slim thug or something?

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Sunday, 9 December 2007 09:07 (seventeen years ago)

hasan12 (1 day ago)
who the fuck is that transsexual at the end.

― am0n, Sunday, 9 December 2007 10:31 (seventeen years ago)

As far as I can tell, I'm the only person on the thread who likes him. And I'm not going to apologize for it... so no. Doubtful.
-- Mordechai Shinefield

No Mordechai, I like him too. A lot!

― moley, Sunday, 9 December 2007 11:29 (seventeen years ago)

Beat is hot.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 9 December 2007 12:30 (seventeen years ago)

TS: Mickey Avalon vs. Paul Barman vs. Hawd Gankstuh Rappuhs MCs Wid Gadtz

― Mackro Mackro, Sunday, 9 December 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago)

cuz times are real
and i just can't feel
puttin' bullshit down
on the reel to reel
- large professor

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, March 21, 2007 1:08 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Link

repost on every thread

― and what, Sunday, 9 December 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago)

Every time this is revived, I'm terrified he's become a big star and this is how I'm gonna find out.

-- forksclovetofu, Tuesday, March 20, 2007 9:28 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Link

but ahahahaha that boost commercial!

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 9 December 2007 23:49 (seventeen years ago)

I'm kinda digging "Waiting to Die" but I'm more than a year behind the curve on this.

― DustinR, Monday, 10 December 2007 10:47 (seventeen years ago)

five years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIAvSgB_2Ts

― maura, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 15:23 (twelve years ago)

It lives

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 15:25 (twelve years ago)

i guess him being the successor to shifty shellshock makes sense in a way

― maura, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 15:26 (twelve years ago)

In March 2007, Avalon was booed off the stage while opening for the Red Hot Chili Peppers, in Oklahoma City. During his set, Avalon threw his microphone at the audience in frustration, and walked off stage angrily. The next day, Red Hot Chili Peppers lead guitarist John Frusciante wrote a letter to the band's fans in Oklahoma City, accusing them of booing Avalon for personal issues, and having a lack of "regard for humanity."[14] A similar event happened when Avalon opened for the band at a show in the Netherlands where he left the stage after 25 minutes, after having a big food fight with the visitors of the show.

― how's life, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 15:37 (twelve years ago)

Actually a pretty good letter.

http://www.stereogum.com/?p=004987

― how's life, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 15:41 (twelve years ago)

how is this not an RIP bump

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 October 2013 15:47 (twelve years ago)

Has anyone seen the new Boost Mobile commercial with Young Jeezy and Jermaine Dupri? He has the last "verse" on it. This guy is seriously gonna be a major pop star.

― DustinR, Friday, December 7, 2007 7:48 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 16:32 (twelve years ago)

love how the image in the OP still loads

― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 16:34 (twelve years ago)

omg this song looooooooooooooooooooool

― smang culture (DJP), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 16:35 (twelve years ago)

five years pass...

A revival of a John Waters thread on ILE contained a post from 2007 from me talking about a photo of Waters with Mickey Avalon...and I had utterly, completely and totally forgotten who the hell Avalon was.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 29 September 2019 04:54 (six years ago)

how is this not an RIP bump

― J0rdan S

― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 29 September 2019 07:02 (six years ago)

one of the biggest breakout stars in American film and TV of the last 18 months got their start with a parody of a Mickey Avalon song

― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Sunday, 29 September 2019 08:01 (six years ago)

Used to love a bit of "Waiting to Die" tbh

― Dominc Coombesings (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 September 2019 08:34 (six years ago)

he was still touring with Dirt Nasty as of early this year

― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Sunday, 29 September 2019 08:41 (six years ago)

one of the biggest breakout stars in American film and TV of the last 18 months got their start with a parody of a Mickey Avalon song

?

― alpine static, Sunday, 29 September 2019 09:11 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z726OPwCnjE

― Dominc Coombesings (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 September 2019 09:56 (six years ago)

thanks. i've heard that "50 times better" hook before but never the whole song and had no idea it was by Awkwafina

― alpine static, Monday, 30 September 2019 05:30 (six years ago)

one year passes...

well the lyrics to Woke AF out-edge Tom Macdonald or Kid Rock

― Shaidar Logoff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 19 June 2021 13:23 (four years ago)

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