What kinds of music do Republicans genuinely enjoy?

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House? But it's full of gay people

Hip Hop? But it's full of black people

Soul? See Hip Hop

Jazz? See Soul

Funk? See Jazz

Reggae? See Funk

Disco? See House

Classical? Too many notes

Goth? Too many weirdos

Punk? Communists

Country? You'd think, but it's full of dumb working class people*

*who they actually like if they garner their support or convince them to enlist

Techno? They don't support raves or "druggie culture"*

*unless you're an obese bigot radio host, then you can be high as a kite

Rock? Yeah but isn't rock full of druggies, weirdos, gays, blacks, and working class people?


Maybe I'm just being narrow minded, but I can't find anything that isn't full of contradictions.

Is there any type of music that doesn't offend their......standards?


Giles Manius (jsoulja), Thursday, 9 March 2006 07:50 (twenty years ago)

http://www.rossetta.com/niceguy.jpg

Brian O'Neill (NYCNative), Thursday, 9 March 2006 07:59 (twenty years ago)

http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/8482/bushguitarcopy7bf.jpg

Cunga (Cunga), Thursday, 9 March 2006 08:00 (twenty years ago)

This is a fuckin' ridiculous question. Lock thread.

regular roundups (Dave M), Thursday, 9 March 2006 08:01 (twenty years ago)

Let's also not forget that James Watt banned the Beach Boys from performing on the 4th of July because they were clearly evil.

The replacement, who was obviously Republican-approved...

Wayne Newton.

Brian O'Neill (NYCNative), Thursday, 9 March 2006 08:01 (twenty years ago)

republicans are fine and they like everything but Goth. except for in minnesota where the creepy ass queer "bible students" and their headless girlfriends like goth only.

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Thursday, 9 March 2006 08:03 (twenty years ago)

Didn't Nixon invite the Guess Who to play at the White House?

musically (musically), Thursday, 9 March 2006 08:05 (twenty years ago)

This is a fuckin' ridiculous question. Lock thread.

That's not an answer to the question. You're in the Answers section. Please follow the rules. Rules exist for good reasons.

For example, there are rules that say that it's NOT ok to shoot your hunting buddy.

Giles Manius (jsoulja), Thursday, 9 March 2006 08:12 (twenty years ago)

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I don't Susan- you're answer seems a little vague. Do you have something against Minnesota?

Giles Manius (jsoulja), Thursday, 9 March 2006 08:15 (twenty years ago)

XPOST

I'm referring to Repulicans of the present era. Nixon is from a different era and the Republican standards I'm referring to have actually shifted quite a bit since his time.

Giles Manius (jsoulja), Thursday, 9 March 2006 08:17 (twenty years ago)

Giles, I was with you on the Three 6 Mafia Oscar thread, but wtf? Republicans != straight-laced, racist, homophobes, contrary to popular fucking belief. You were supposed to ask a Question, not express some bullshit tautology. "Hey guys, Republicans are such Republicans, amirite?"

regular roundups (Dave M), Thursday, 9 March 2006 08:21 (twenty years ago)

No kidding things have changed! Who doesn't remember Colin Powell's brief stint in Love? It takes an eagel eye to catch him!

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/1659/lovepowell9gy.jpg

Cunga (Cunga), Thursday, 9 March 2006 08:21 (twenty years ago)

xpost-i wouldn't say i'd want to live there (again).

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Thursday, 9 March 2006 08:21 (twenty years ago)

By the way, using my little brother as an example:

Prince, Prince, Prince! And Christian nu-emo.

regular roundups (Dave M), Thursday, 9 March 2006 08:22 (twenty years ago)

Also, Giles, if you're just talking about Republican politicians, well who cares? I don't remember Dem politicians being super hip music buffs either, although I'm pretty sure it's required to like CCR to make it to Capitol Hill (which is not a bad, but certainly an ironic, thing). Anyway, fuck a politician.

regular roundups (Dave M), Thursday, 9 March 2006 08:24 (twenty years ago)

Dave M = Republican

GRRLUKNOITTRUE, Thursday, 9 March 2006 08:24 (twenty years ago)

Haha, not even.

regular roundups (Dave M), Thursday, 9 March 2006 08:24 (twenty years ago)

Dad = Michael McDonald, John Mayer, Dave Brubeck, Dave Grusin, Norah Jones, tons of over-my-head classical shit, one-time covered entirety of first Black Sabbath album with high school rock band.

regular roundups (Dave M), Thursday, 9 March 2006 08:27 (twenty years ago)

Is the correct answer possibly yacht rock?

regular roundups (Dave M), Thursday, 9 March 2006 08:28 (twenty years ago)

But I think that could go for all politicians, at least the white males (read: all). I'm hoping Barack is down with some Earth, Wind, & Fire. Was Jesse Ventura Republican, 'cause I read that he liked The White Album a lot. Something about not having an actual cover being such a ballsy move.

regular roundups (Dave M), Thursday, 9 March 2006 08:31 (twenty years ago)

Republicans like Prince? Hmm. I want to say I know some Republicans who like Prince. I'll check into that.

I want to hear some Christian nu-emo! And yacht rock, too!!

What is yacht rock anyway? Christopher Cross?

(I have no political affiliations, just interested in the answers people post)

Emo did come to mind as a possibility- everyone likes emo.

Giles Manius (jsoulja), Thursday, 9 March 2006 08:32 (twenty years ago)

cunga; that rules!

chad (chad), Thursday, 9 March 2006 08:33 (twenty years ago)

Lets not discuss The White Album. It tends to attract weirdos.

Giles Manius (jsoulja), Thursday, 9 March 2006 08:33 (twenty years ago)

If Colin Powell admitted to feeling the LOVE, I might actually like him again.

Giles Manius (jsoulja), Thursday, 9 March 2006 08:35 (twenty years ago)

Giles, do you really want to hear some Christian nu-emo? 'Cause I will gladly provide a YSI of one of the few bands my brother and I agree on (btw, he is Christian, I am not; if we couldn't already tell that I was the surface black sheep of the family). Also, yacht rock = Michael McDonald. My dad is really into his Motown cover albums. Just thinking of this shit makes me laugh.

regular roundups (Dave M), Thursday, 9 March 2006 08:36 (twenty years ago)

Tautology? Someone read this week's Safire column.

As for an answer, I'd say there needs to be an age breakdown. Over-30 Republicans listen to pretty much the same music that over-30 Dems listen to: music from their respective youths.

As for younger republicans: Coldplay.

espinelli, Thursday, 9 March 2006 08:37 (twenty years ago)

Just because some (not all Republicans are Nazis or White Supremicists or Fred Phelps) don't personally like or approve of black/poor/gay people doesn't mean they can't enjoy them in an entertainment capacity.

musically (musically), Thursday, 9 March 2006 08:38 (twenty years ago)

Also, Yacht Rock.

xpost, what is Safire? I go to an elite university, so I am allowed to

regular roundups (Dave M), Thursday, 9 March 2006 08:39 (twenty years ago)

Wow- yacht rock is Christopher Cross AND Michael McDonald! Soft rock meets blue-eyed soul. This is very exciting to me.

Coldplay: LOL, but a little unfair. It's not like Gwenyth runs over minorities with her SUV. That was that girl from the Noxema commercials who did that.

Yes, RR- please do YSI some Christian emo.

Giles Manius (jsoulja), Thursday, 9 March 2006 08:44 (twenty years ago)

Here are two bands my bro hooked me on.

Anberlin - (The Symphony of) Blase
Chosen for its hilarious title and vague references to God.

Anberlin - Dance Dance Christa Paffgen
Chosen for the line, "If London's Calling, don't you dare pick up the phone" and a good backbeat.

But here's the motherload. This band has an album called "Beneath Medicine Tree" that's pretty much all about taking care of a girl in the hospital.

Copeland - Testing the Strong Ones
Your pain? "I'd put it on my own body if I knew how to."

Copeland - Coffee
Just a nice little suburban anthem with the line, "there's a love that transcends all that we've known of ourselves." A nice sentiment even for non-believers.

I realize I'm putting myself out there by showing non-ironic appreciation for this stuff. But these guys sing pretty, and all their lyrics are just so... reparative.

Anyway, Giles, let me know what you think.

regular roundups (Dave M), Thursday, 9 March 2006 09:00 (twenty years ago)

xpost, what is Safire? I go to an elite university, so I am allowed to

Wow, this was supposed to read

xpost, what is Safire? I go to an elite university, so I am allowed to [rest of post deleted due to inability to take self seriously]

regular roundups (Dave M), Thursday, 9 March 2006 09:02 (twenty years ago)

Rolling Country 2006 Thread

mike dewhine (lovebug starski), Thursday, 9 March 2006 11:17 (twenty years ago)

William Safire has a syndicated column, "On Language," where he goes into the history of a word or phrase, all the while riffing on other words and phrases. It's in the New York Times Sunday magazine (free online), and "tautology" made it into this week's column ("It Is What It Is"). Sorry if I was wrong; I had just read the article myself, and it seemed too much like a coincidence.

And remember that those bad Republicans have a lot of strikes against them, one of the biggest being hypocrisy. So yes, homophobic dads can be all for an amendment against gay marriage and also own the Elton John boxed set. But then again, is that even hypocrisy? I like Roman Polanski films, but I'm not going to support an amendment allowing nonconsensual sex with 13-year-olds.

espinelli, Thursday, 9 March 2006 11:25 (twenty years ago)

Rather, it seemed like too much of a coincidence.

Safire would not approve.

espinelli, Thursday, 9 March 2006 11:27 (twenty years ago)

This question illustrates nicely why the Republicans are in charge.

Mark (MarkR), Thursday, 9 March 2006 11:53 (twenty years ago)

THIS IS WHY JESS SHOULD STILL BE A MODERATOR

Dan (Dipshit) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 March 2006 12:52 (twenty years ago)

Creed, Michael Bolton, Richard Marx and Stryper

DJ Martian (djmartian), Thursday, 9 March 2006 13:06 (twenty years ago)

Jimmy Buffett, Dave Matthews, Glenn Miller.

Dave will do (dave225.3), Thursday, 9 March 2006 13:10 (twenty years ago)

the only hardcore republican I was ever semi-close with liked:

Harry Connick, Van Halen, Huey Lewis (and this was 1994), Blood Sweat & Tears, John Williams soundtracks

none of this stuff ever actually made me hate republicans, but it did make me think he was a big dork

Dominique (dleone), Thursday, 9 March 2006 13:38 (twenty years ago)

http://www.rmtee.com/rmtee/ricky-pics/ricky-bush2001-4.jpg

grady (grady), Thursday, 9 March 2006 13:49 (twenty years ago)

That always reminds me of "I'm a Little Teapot"

Dave will do (dave225.3), Thursday, 9 March 2006 13:51 (twenty years ago)

http://www.seacoastonline.com/news/2_27special7.jpg

beanz (beanz), Thursday, 9 March 2006 13:53 (twenty years ago)

espinelli, weird. sounds like a good column. i just think tautology's a fuckin' great word, possibly an even better concept. also, i think you hit on something there. liking elton john and opposing gay marriage is not necessarily hypocrisy. it's the art/life distinction that makes this so, i think.


xpost

regular roundups (Dave M), Thursday, 9 March 2006 14:08 (twenty years ago)

THIS IS WHY JESS SHOULD STILL BE A MODERATOR
-- Dan (Dipshit) Perry (djperry@gmail.com), March 9th, 2006.

Why do you say this, Dan? Do you believe in censorship?

If so, please explain, because I'm even more interested in knowing what kind of music censorship advocates enjoy listening to (maybe Bruce Springsteen?)....

Giles Manius (jsoulja), Thursday, 9 March 2006 15:39 (twenty years ago)

The answer is "the same kinds of musice Democrats genuinely enjoy". It's a vacuous, ignorant question that doesn't deserve any response beyond abuse directed towards the moron who thought it was in any way valid, interesting, thought-provoking, meritous or worthwhile.

Dan (Use One (1) Brain Cell) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 March 2006 15:41 (twenty years ago)

"What kinds of music do homosexuals genuinely enjoy?"
"What kinds of music do Calvinists genuinely enjoy?"
"What kinds of music do Azer-Baijani genuinely enjoy?"
"What kinds of music do middle managers genuinely enjoy?"

etc etc etc Shut the fuck up, dude.

Dan (Seriously) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 March 2006 15:45 (twenty years ago)

Britney Spears. Loretta Lynn. Toby Keith.

Try not to be so amirite? amirite? in your questions.

js (honestengine), Thursday, 9 March 2006 15:53 (twenty years ago)

Hey Dan:

Then what about the Melissa Marchant thread (where everyone taunted that crazy lady)?

What about the "let's kick Nick Sylvester on his way down" thread?

What about the Kid Rock blow job thread?

If you're the ethics police, if you're the champion of high standards and threads that bear appropriate significance, then why aren't you running up and down those threads and whining about them?

Maybe it's because you fall under that hypocrit category:

lying about getting sucked off by the intern = impeachable offense

lying about reasons to go to war and get thousands killed = terrible mistake

Since you want get all personal, try this on: GO FUCK YOURSELF HYPOCRIT

Giles Manius (jsoulja), Thursday, 9 March 2006 15:56 (twenty years ago)

"Giles," is there any particular reason why you've adopted this troll persona or...?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 March 2006 15:58 (twenty years ago)

Um, tax season?

Giles Manius (jsoulja), Thursday, 9 March 2006 15:59 (twenty years ago)

what does mitt romney listen to??

gershy, Monday, 13 August 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.gorila.sk/i/imgs_orig/731/14731.jpg

mark s, Monday, 13 August 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

i knew a hardcore republican who really liked bob dylan.

Richard Wood Johnson, Monday, 13 August 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/img/scanners1123.jpg

artdamages, Monday, 13 August 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

Possibly the worst non-Custos opening post in ILX history.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 13 August 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

indeed.

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 13 August 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

i knew a hardcore republican who really liked bob dylan.

take a look at this site i just stumbled onto:

http://rightwingbob.com/whoami.htm

Richard Wood Johnson, Monday, 13 August 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

I have been listening closely to Bob Dylan's music since I was 16 years old ... and I'm older than that now. His songs seemed intensely relevant then, and have continued to seem so, through a misspent youth that included my working for Greenpeace, and voting for Jesse Jackson in 1988. The prism of the passing years has only sharpened the light that emanates from Dylan's astounding body of work. My own politics began to change for the better when I purchased, as a joke, a bargain-bin copy of a book called "The Tempting Of America" written by Robert Bork.

kinda says it all.

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 13 August 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

"They listen to "I Eat Cannibals" and chain smoke."

OH NOES!

I eat cannibals, Monday, 13 August 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

Conservative magazines have published lots of "Bob Dylan was not a librul" pieces, citing, obviously, his fundamentalist phase, and his dismissive attitude toward the '60s anti-war movement (Reporter at press conference: "Are you going to attend the peace rally tomorrow?" Dylan: "I think I'm busy that day.")

mulla atari, Monday, 13 August 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, and also the fact that in Chronicles Vol. 1, he claims that his favorite politician in the '60s was Barry Goldwater.

mulla atari, Monday, 13 August 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

republicans like Don McLean's American Pie

Heave Ho, Monday, 13 August 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

John Fogerty: Centerfield
Van Morrison: Brown-Eyed Girl
Stevie Ray Vaughan: The House is Rockin'
The Knack: My Sharona
Blackie and the Rodeo Kings: Swinging from the Chains of Love

Country stars Alan Jackson, George Jones, Kenny Chesney

Classic rockers Eric Clapton, Robert Palmer, Bryan Adams

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 13 August 2007 23:12 (eighteen years ago)

but Fogerty is a total angry leftist

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 13 August 2007 23:16 (eighteen years ago)

When has cognative dissonance stalled Republicans? That's the only difference— they listen to the same music that everyone else does, they just don't care whether Fortunate Son is about Vietnam.

I eat cannibals, Monday, 13 August 2007 23:37 (eighteen years ago)

in Chronicles Vol. 1, he claims that his favorite politician in the '60s was Barry Goldwater.

Because he reminded him of Tom Mix.

kornrulez6969, Monday, 13 August 2007 23:39 (eighteen years ago)

but Fogerty is a total angry leftist

But for a clueless dimwit who once owned a baseball team in Texas, it doesn't matter.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 13 August 2007 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

I really wonder what Bush could possibly think when he hears "Fortunate Son." He's a fool, but surely he's not that stupid.

Richard Wood Johnson, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 00:36 (eighteen years ago)

in Chronicles Vol. 1, he claims that his favorite politician in the '60s was Barry Goldwater.

WTF?!?

Eisbaer, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 00:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.goodbyeohio.com/newt.pdf

If you aren't already a Too Much Joy fan, this article won't win you over. It's germane though.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 01:15 (eighteen years ago)

in Chronicles Vol. 1, he claims that his favorite politician in the '60s was Barry Goldwater.

WTF?!?

-- Eisbaer, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 00:51 (11 hours ago) Link

Here's the quote:

"I had a primitive way of looking at things and I liked country fair politics. My favorite politician was Arizona Senator Barry Goldwater, who reminded me of Tom Mix, and there wasn't any way to explain that to anybody. I wasn't that comfortable with all the psycho polemic babble."

mulla atari, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 12:20 (eighteen years ago)

I know from experience lots of Republicans like actual good music. You know, good old-fashioned stuff that focuses on melody and harmony rather than exaggerated rhythm.

Hopefully most of them do because that is the best music (because it is!), and not just because it's mostly made by white people.

Geir Hongro, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 12:23 (eighteen years ago)

stuff that focuses on melody and harmony rather than exaggerated rhythm.

So they like R&B but not rap.

Richard Wood Johnson, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 12:28 (eighteen years ago)

They like powerpop.

Current R&B focuses more on rhythm.

Geir Hongro, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 12:29 (eighteen years ago)

they like Bis

Richard Wood Johnson, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 13:14 (eighteen years ago)

"they"

Richard Wood Johnson, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 13:15 (eighteen years ago)

my hardcore right-wing college friend who loved Rage Against the Machine also loved 2Pac, Snoop Dogg, Cypress Hill, and BooYaa Tribe.

so much for that theory ...

Eisbaer, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 13:38 (eighteen years ago)

as much as I don't sympathize with the Republican party, this thread topic is hopelessly reductionist. It reminds me of listening to Republicans talk about how "these people" have dozens of kids to get more welfare money, and then use it to buy drunks and alcohol, and how "queers" are perverting the minds of our children. even though most of the time they've never met a single person who represents the stereotype they are describing.

Richard Wood Johnson, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 14:16 (eighteen years ago)

glad you popped on by to make that point.

max, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

max = republican. let's all take turns flogging him with a moistened rope.

Richard Wood Johnson, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

I have a friend who is a die-hard Conservative, and he likes Crass.

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

my hardcore right-wing college friend who loved Rage Against the Machine also loved 2Pac, Snoop Dogg, Cypress Hill, and BooYaa Tribe.

I've heard L.A. cops blast "Killing in the Name" from a police lobby.

Cunga, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 02:21 (eighteen years ago)

seven months pass...

http://www.mccainblogette.com/docs/playlist/

gershy, Monday, 17 March 2008 06:58 (seventeen years ago)

Taking the question seriously because I can't be chuffed to read the thread:

http://www.allhatnocattle.net/hw%20bush%20atwater.jpg

Lee Atwater, the late RNC chairman on the right, was actually a passable blues guitarist in the sub-SRV realm of Austin City Limits castoffs.

And a college roommate (rather many moons ago) of the GOP persuasion had a CD collection comprised almost entirely of Robert Johnson and other delta blues tragic figures. Probably ruined the whole genre for me.

Modern Republican consensus favors Nashville product, but blues was the the unifying axis of Republican tastes through the early 90s. The deep conservatism of 16 bar I-IV-V patterns, the caricature of authenticity (all grimaces and retreads) and the reassuring approval by tastemaker authorities all seem consistent with the stereotype.

derelict, Monday, 17 March 2008 08:21 (seventeen years ago)

THe McCain Bloggette thing made me want to destroy the internet. MUST NOT CLICK ON EVERY LINK I SEE.

Alex in NYC, Monday, 17 March 2008 11:22 (seventeen years ago)

U2, obvs.

Bodrick III, Monday, 17 March 2008 11:35 (seventeen years ago)

Am I just being a dirty old man, or does the imagery connected with the McCain's daughter blog send kinda the wrong message?

http://www.mccainblogette.com/pics/blogette_01.gif

Alex in NYC, Monday, 17 March 2008 11:36 (seventeen years ago)

i.e. young hottie with a laptop

Alex in NYC, Monday, 17 March 2008 11:36 (seventeen years ago)

I was thinking "young hottie with radioactive tits".

HI DERE, Monday, 17 March 2008 14:59 (seventeen years ago)

well, the grateful dead is a pretty misleading answer, because people of pretty much all political leanings give them a spin

and is that humphrey bush in that picture a few posts up playing the guitar? if not, i'm glad george w is aging miserably

Charlie Howard, Monday, 17 March 2008 15:53 (seventeen years ago)

Stevie Wonder - Superstitious

musically, Monday, 17 March 2008 16:57 (seventeen years ago)

but Fogerty is a total angry leftist

fogerty is a totally rocking pop songwriter who led a totally rocking band. that's why most people liked him, republican or democrat. everything else, lefty ideas included, is really really secondary. i'll just assume this is so obvious to everyone that it didn't need to be said.

fact checking cuz, Monday, 17 March 2008 17:52 (seventeen years ago)

i know the daughter of a former republican presidential candidate and she also likes bare jr.! weird

Tracer Hand, Monday, 17 March 2008 18:04 (seventeen years ago)

This is a trick question. Republicans do not feel "joy," only self-righteousness and seething contempt.

Telephone thing, Monday, 17 March 2008 19:37 (seventeen years ago)

and we wonder why the democrats can't win the white house...jesus just look at this thread.

M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, 17 March 2008 21:42 (seventeen years ago)

Correct answer: the wails of tortured innocents.

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 00:08 (seventeen years ago)

and we wonder why the democrats can't win the white house...jesus just look at this thread.

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, March 17, 2008 9:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

seriously!

latebloomer, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 00:09 (seventeen years ago)

Because we have no sense of humor?

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 00:11 (seventeen years ago)

yes

latebloomer, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 00:15 (seventeen years ago)

if i was a normal person, i'd hate myself so bad

M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 00:19 (seventeen years ago)


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