Your mama's On Crack Rock

It's the saddest little ending.

VANILLA ICE - 068 - Ninja Rap

i bought a mp3 player from a guy on the side of the road for like $40 and (cos i'm a fckin dipshit) it has no software (OF COURSE) and so i can just listen to the stuff thats on it (and not put more on pft) and this song IS and fuck thats how i found you guys. and fuck thats why.

its all great so far. (i *wonder* whose it was?(

Oh yeah, it was these guys:

wtf happened to crucial conflict?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR9qslgKqG0&search=insane%20clown%20posse%20chicken

As for Crucial Conflict, I was under the impression that "Hay" (or "Hey"? I think of it as "hay" since they were dressed as hayseeds) was an actual hit; I thought they were gonna be Chicago's answer to Bones Thugs and Harmony or something, but it never happened. And as for "Your Mama's On Crack Rock," I don't remember ever hearing or seeing it before, but damn. Clearly a work of genius.

The Dogs were essentially a second-rate version of the 2 Live Crew -- an X-rated, bass-heavy rap group based in Miami. There wasn't anything novel about the group's raps or their beats; however, the group attained notoriety at the time as part of the Joey Boy roster -- one of the definitive Miami bass labels of the early '90s -- and, subsequently, because group member Labrant Dennis was charged with the 1996 murder of a University of Miami football player, an incident which garnered substantial publicity, particularly in the Miami area. In addition to Dennis, the Dogs also featured Keith Bell, Dennis' longtime friend.

The duo's recording career began with "Take It Off," a sleazy song about stripping that became a local hit in late 1989. The following year, Joey Boy released the group's debut album, which featured the group's breakthrough hit. A follow-up album, Beware of the Dogs, came in 1991 and featured two singles, "Do the Nasty Dance" and "Your Mama's on Crack Rock," the latter featuring Disco Rick. These two albums sold well for the independent Joey Boy label, which churned out primarily bass music rather than rap. The group's success was aided by the censorship controversy surrounding the 2 Live Crew at the time, along with the group's freaky live show, which was notorious for featuring semi-nude, if not completely nude, dancers.

Though more releases followed, few consumers took notice as the hype surrounding the 2 Live Crew and Miami bass music -- not to mention the novelty of the Dogs' X-rated raps -- began to wane. Then, in 1996, after the group had dissolved, the Dogs were suddenly thrust into the media spotlight when word spread of Dennis' murder charge. On April 13, 1996, he had beat to death UM reserve linebacker Marlin Barnes and Timwanika Lumpkins with the head of a shotgun. Lumpkins had mothered Dennis' child, and the former rapper apparently murdered her and Barnes out of jealousy. Dennis was convicted of two counts of first-degree murder and sentenced to die, according to Miami Dade County Circuit Court records.

I remember ordering Willie D's "Bald Headed Ho's" - now there's a classic!

The Dogs in its first run was just Disco Rick. Basically, he's one of the elder creative forces in Miami, predating nearly everyone that's still active after the fall of Disco and the rise of Electro. I've heard stories that he used to work low-level at TK Records before they closed up shop in 1981. I've heard denials of that too. Either way, he had a very good rapport with Henry Stone, owner of TK, Sunnyview, andHot Productions, respectively.

Rick supposedly discovered Gucci Crew II and brought them to Henry. I kinda wonder about this because Amos larkins, who was Henry's ace-in-the-hole producer circa 1985/1986 produced Gucci Bass for Gucci Crew, while Disco Rick produced the remainder of that album and the following. Sounds to me like Paul Klein (Henry's protege at the time) discovered Gucci, had Amos create a hit record, then assign the group to Rick. I've yet to get this story.

After two Gucci Crew records, Rick became frustrated and left. He went to Allen Johnston at Joey Boy records with an idea for a new group. My guess is he probably knew Allen from some sort of Music Specialists Records/TK connection. Anyway, that became the Dogs.

Joe Boy/On Top/JR Records already had an inhouse production team (Clavin & Carlton Mills aka Rock Force), so despiute the fact that Disco Rick had produced severaql hits for Gucci Crew, Rick's group alias was assigned to Rock Force for production it seems. This song reeks of Calvin Mills programming.

Rick became infatuated with the 2 Live Crew case and also some Public Enemy styled politics, so he convinced Joey Boy to let him do a political album under the Disco Rick moniker. that album is easily one of the best-worst albums I've ever heard. My favorite filler track is called "Fuck You". It features a guy saying fuck you to Rick and his crew in a slow lumbering way, to which the crew responds with a quick group "fuck you!". This goes on for the length of the entire song.

Joey Boy was notorious for owning gorup names so that when the members left, they'd just add new members/producers. The Dogs were victim of that.

Calvin Mills began a lawsuit against Joey Boy around the same time Rick left to go work for Luke (Allen left too, leaving the compnay in the hands of owner Joey Armada Jr.). Joey Boy hired DJ Fury as the new in house producer and hired Labrant Dennis and compnay as the new goup. Absolutely nothing in common form the Rick/Calvin days. joey Boy did this for Miami Boys, bass Patrol, Rock Force, and others too.

Rick's next single was attributed to Disco Rick and the Wolf Pack. Their debut single was Wiggle Wiggle for Luke. Leaving Joey for Luke is frying pan to the fire, but whatever. This era of Rick is notable to the new school as being one of the earliest remixes by Frank Ski, supposed inventor of Baltimore Breaks.

Last I heard, Rick is staff at Vision Records (the Miami label founded by Steve Alaimo, Ron Albert, and Howard Albert). Not sure what he really does around there though. Disco Rick is not to be confused with Orlando area artists Disco and the City Boyz.

I'm rounding up the Miami Bass related videos on youtube and creating a channel/playlist called Mr. Wonderful Grocery:

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=73BFAAD2676A1C7A

Mr. Wonderful Grcery was a ghetto bodega in Miami (I think Liberty City area). It's the location of 2 Live Crew's Move Somethin' video, one of the earliest Miami Bass videos.

get down get down
pull your panties down.....

http://img.groundspeak.com/waymarking/display/8797140d-f680-4e6c-b78b-3684103c6a38.jpg

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/PappaWheelie/mamasoncrackrock.jpg

Right up (or down) there with the baby daddy song. Those crazy southerners.

Just seeing the thread title, before opening it, I thought "oh yeah I remember that song from the Video Jukebox!"

video removed due to violation ;__;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38_MwcGDNhQ

thanx 2 Spinspin Sugah and DJ Nigthmare

not MY mama

get down, get down, pull your panties down, bring that ass to me, let me get some pussy...

(I know a bitch!)
What bitch?!
(She's number one!)
Number one?!
(I told the bitch to lick my ass with her tongue!)
Did she do it?
(Yes she did it!)
God damn!

(I told the bitch to lick my ass with her tongue!)

as opposed to with her... ?

pineapple

/no cobo: Lol, someone blogged about that song and pointed out the same thing.

licking stick, obv

some girl in 8th grade was listening to that and about 3 other kids listened to it and were singing the latter song LOUDLY throughout the classroom. it was probably funnier than the song itself

(I told the bitch to lick my ass with her tongue!)
as opposed to with her... ?

― /no cobo (jamescobo), Thursday, February 25, 2010 6:57 PM bookmarkflaglink

pineapple

― You know, I could use this. It's very beautiful. And I love the color (Stevie D), Thursday, February 25, 2010 7:06 PM bookmarkflaglink

That's very inappropriate and I am flagging your post. There is no reason to subject board users to repellent imagery from ten years ago.

Furthermore, I request that moderators redact the offensive language from this thread, and perhaps also lock the thread itself, which is full of mostly useless, vile, misogynistic content. I also think it might be prudent to initiate an administrative review of Neaderthal's account, as this demonstrates yet another instance of him so crudely living up to his name.

I think that burrito is trying to tell us something.

y'all are great posters, why can't you quit beefing?

- regards,
your mom

I'm ticked off! PO'd even!!

Did the burrito that defined a generation include beef?

it was beefiful