Rolling 2006 Metal Thread, Part 2

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pdf (Phil Freeman), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

So I like this Cellador album a lot, despite their awful band name. Here's a question: how come Erik Rutan's such a great producer, but Hate Eternal suck so hard? He's got the same problem as Peter Tatgren, it seems - he can only work well with other people's material. Hypocrisy hasn't been good since Catch 22.

pdf (Phil Freeman), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

The last Hate Eternal album was really good! But, yeah, he is definitely the go-to guy for death & destruction. at least in this country.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

pdf what are you smoking? King of All Kings was completely awesome, I Monarch only slightly less so

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

I am just not a Hate Eternal fan. But as a producer of other people's material, he kicks ass.

pdf (Phil Freeman), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

So has anybody else heard the new Deicide yet? It's fucking amazing. The two new guitarists change the band's sound completely, and for the better.

pdf (Phil Freeman), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

The new Deicide tracks are a total change of pace -- much faster, with loop-de-loo melodic guitar solos everywhere. They needed that, turns out.

Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

The metal albums I've been liking this week are by Warmachine (on Nightmate), Weltenbrand (on Napalm), and Hammers of Misfortune (on Cruz Del Sur.) I am guessing I might not like Deicide if I heard it.

This link is needed, for future reference:

Rolling 2006 Metal Thread

Cellador's name reminds me of a line in "Talk Dirty to Me" by Poison!

xhuxk (xheddy), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

hmmm, how did i know that you would like that Weltenbrand album?

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

You would probably like this Deicide album better than any of its predecessors, Chuck. But I still don't think you'd walk away converted, no.

pdf (Phil Freeman), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

Special sale on sludge...the first three Eyehategod albums have been reissued with "better" sound and bonus tracks (basically, In The Name Of Suffering now also contains the demo tracks that were on 10 Years Of Abuse And Still Broke, and all the tracks from Southern Discomfort have been split between the Take As Needed For Pain and Dopesick reissues). And if you buy all three from CM this week, you get 'em for $25 and free shipping. I couldn't argue with that deal, since I don't have any of those discs (the three albums, or Southern Discomfort) at present.

pdf (Phil Freeman), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, i don't think i need to "upgrade". i'm so used to how they sound anyway. why switch? i can't imagine take as needed for pain sounding any better than it does. cuz it has always sounded PERFECT to me. if it were any more perfect, i might just die. and we don't want that.


And speaking of sludge, have i mentioned how much i dig the new Negative Reaction album? It's so very good.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

but if you don't already own them then hell yeah essential stuff to have. in my world.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

Finally got the new Moonspell today. I'm quite impressed.

And the new Intronaut album is very, very good. Lives up to the promise that the Null EP showed.

a. begrand (a begrand), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't make it through that dang infernal Intronaut album. Life is too short.

Speaking of short (as in short songs), I swear this might be an even catchier 2006 Voivod album than Voivod's 2006 Voivod album:

http://cdbaby.com/cd/fentanyl

xhuxk (xheddy), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

I really love the new Ancient Rites & am gonna write about it on LPTJ but does anybody know whether they fall on the ahem "odinist" side of the spectrum? my radar always goes nuts when people start talking about the brave doing of old Europe, etc. The album's bracing though - silly yes but so was Iron Maiden, really Ancient Rites reminds me of a proggier (and less "fun" but whatever) Maiden circa Number of the Beast

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

yeah ancient rites are one of those bands I really want to like but they just leave me cold...I'll give it another shot

-- Thomas Tallis (tallis4...), May 30th, 2006.


YOU ARE A MAN OF YOUR WORD!!!

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

yeah it was funny, I just kept playing it until it caught on - it was the totally silly & great song about the Spartans that did it!

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

I came around on the Carpathian Forest too

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

I think I was in a bad mood the day I got 'em, or hadn't turned on the air conditioning yet or something

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, i don't think i need to "upgrade". i'm so used to how they sound anyway.

it's like changing the font in the bible.

i got the elysium/monarch split on shifty (and a bunch of other labels). elysium does four tracks in five minutes of crusty/grindy shit that didn't really do it for me. monarch does one track in about 58 minutes of corrupted-style crushing sludge-doom. i think they broke up recently, unfortunately.

i'm still listening to monotheist alot, but haven't bought much metal recently.

GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 23:56 (nineteen years ago)

el sabor, do you like Negative Reaction at all? that album is hot. it definitely hits most of my sludgepunk pleasure spots. plus, their singer is too cool. sounds like he's been swiggin' drano.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 00:16 (nineteen years ago)

I also can't stress enough how cool the Gorgoroth side-project is. It's King ov Hell and some ex-Gorgoroth drummer. It's better than the new Gorgoroth album, which I like. *Jotunspor - Gleipnirs Smeder* Out on Candlelight in the U.S. Overwhelming (at times) and disorienting progressive black metal. It's a trip! I wouldn't recommend it to anyone on anti-psychotics though. It's got this hypnotic and endless (or bottomless) dubby quality to it that can't be beat. Although, I still haven't heard the new Nachtmystium album, so maybe it can be beat. It's also that rare new record that I wish was longer.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

The new Cattle Decapitation is quite excellent. 2006 has been a good year for grind.

Ed Corcoran (ecorcoran), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

Damn, I always want to take a bus to Maryland for this:

Crack the Sky Returns for A One Night Only
Reunion Show on Saturday, July 8th, 2006

Leader John Palumbo Plays Classic Crack The Sky Tunes
Plus Songs From His New Solo CD Citizen X
Citizen X out July 25th/ Lifesong Records

The Recher Theatre, Towson, MD
Showtime is 10PM
512 York Road
Towson, MD 21204

xhuxk (xheddy), Thursday, 29 June 2006 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

I ALMOST want to (I mean) (sorry, third beer)

xhuxk (xheddy), Thursday, 29 June 2006 02:19 (nineteen years ago)

el sabor, do you like Negative Reaction at all?

haven't heard them but i guess i will now.

that jotunspor is indeed pretty hot, btw.

GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Thursday, 29 June 2006 02:52 (nineteen years ago)

Can't get enough of Joe Bltfspk's There's a Cloud Hanging O'er Me.

Urnst Kouch (Urnst Kouch), Thursday, 29 June 2006 05:27 (nineteen years ago)

but does anybody know whether they fall on the ahem "odinist" side of the spectrum?

Polytheist or deist? Such a dilemma. I can understand where it could tear you apart.

Urnst Kouch (Urnst Kouch), Thursday, 29 June 2006 05:30 (nineteen years ago)

Fentanyl should have called themselves Non-Lethal Poison Gas. With songs like "Sarin" and "Gazzatack" and "Chernobyl," they're fixated on the debacle that transpired when Russian special forces tried to rectify the Chechnyan hostage conundrum with so-called sleep gas. But their eloquence and sophistication aren't quite up to that unpalatable a rock opera.

So not even if you paid me and delivered a couple cases.

Urnst Kouch (Urnst Kouch), Thursday, 29 June 2006 05:40 (nineteen years ago)

George, you ever hear Banchee? Hardrock/psych circa 68/70? i just got their first album via ebay and it's a fierce little thing. baby's got teeth! their second album is waaaaay out of my price-range. apparently they were both put on cd (as a twofer) at some point though, so if i see it cheep i might have to get it. here is the fuzz/acid/flowers description:


"This band, along with Sir Lord Baltimore, Yesterday's Children et al were among the East Coast's premier heavy blasters of the post-psychedelic era. Check out I Just Don't Know and Evolmia from their amazing first album on Atlantic. The second album has longer, less structured cuts with seemingly endless guitar soloing... nevertheless, both are recommended."

scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 29 June 2006 06:05 (nineteen years ago)

second banchee isn't quite as good, but the 2-on-1 is still worth tracking down. i love the one track on the s/t that has kind of yes-on-a-budget vocal harmonies going...

speaking of that kind of thing, i just picked up primevil's smokin' bats at campton's on radioactive - not really evil, more of a good time heavy rock vibe like the first side of bolder damn, and coincidentally the track "high steppin' stomper" sounds like bolder damn's "breakthrough." good stuff. and did anyone other than me buy the mad dog 617 album?

GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Thursday, 29 June 2006 06:23 (nineteen years ago)

Yes. It was something I passed on at one time. Now you've made me rend mental garments. Actually, the biggest plays this year -- the Pat Travers record with the cover of "Green-Eyed Lady" on it. Plus Witchfinder General's live thing and a couple of my own blooz recordings that I'll be really sick of in a week or two.

I even sold my Toad CD last week. Vic Vergat, out of my collection for the first time in years!

Urnst Kouch (Urnst Kouch), Thursday, 29 June 2006 06:25 (nineteen years ago)

jeezus, i tried to listen to the entire new album by mouth of the architect and i saw my life flash before my eyes only reaaaaaallllyyyy slllllllooooooowwwwwwllllyyyy. oooooooof. ugggggggh. grrrrrrrrr. blaaaaaaah. 6 songs. 66 minutes. you can watch the paint dry and then slap on another coat and watch that dry. i really kind of hope that the new isis and neurosis albums are acid-house.

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 1 July 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

jeezus, i tried to listen to the entire new album by mouth of the architect and i saw my life flash before my eyes only reaaaaaallllyyyy slllllllooooooowwwwwwllllyyyy. oooooooof. ugggggggh. grrrrrrrrr. blaaaaaaah. 6 songs. 66 minutes. you can watch the paint dry and then slap on another coat and watch that dry.

Heh, I've been listening to a track per day myself. 15 minutes at a time, it's really good, but yeah, it has to be a real slog over 66 minutes. Has its moments...I definitely don't hate it.

a. begrand (a begrand), Saturday, 1 July 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

i don't think i hate it, but i sure don't love it. i like how they are supposedly paying tribute to their idols in yes and king crimson on this album(???). maybe yes and king crimson in a coma.

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 1 July 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

>i like how they are supposedly paying tribute to their idols in yes and king crimson on this album(???). maybe yes and king crimson in a coma.

Yeah, I read that press release and got all happy...then I pressed play. I also got the new disc by Intronaut, who are apparently touring with MOTA soon and who I therefore infer are probably just as boring. Oh, well. It's a long weekend, maybe I'll get to 'em. Gotta be better than the Japanese Torture Comedy Hour disc I got. If you've got two projects as great as Pig Destroyer and Agoraphobic Nosebleed going already, why waste loyalists' time with a lazy-ass ripoff of what Merzbow was doing a decade ago?

pdf (Phil Freeman), Saturday, 1 July 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

Hey George, so have you ever heard this band Marcus that Oliver and Jaspers call "mysterious" (and with, um, a "coloured singer" -- though crazy Brits!) in *The Encyclopedia of Hard Rock and Heavy Metal*? I never even heard of them til today, when I bought their 1976 United Artists album for 2 bucks in Greenpoint not even knowing what genre they'd turn out to be, only that they looked kinda cool and I liked the song titles ("Salmon Ball," "High School Ladies Street Corner Babies," "Gypsy Fever," "Rise Unto Falcon," etc.), but it is kicking my butt right now. Oliver and Jaspers say the bassist is Tim Bogert, but he's called Tim Bogart on the LP cover. Drummer, according to the book, "went on to play with Sabu on his rock album."

If anybody's curious what other albums I bought (for $50 total), visit the link below; the other most notable metal find is probably the 1984 debut EP by Shrapnel, whose singer is one Dave Wyndorf:

It's A New "Recent Purchases" Thread (aka Why Does Anyone Still Buy CDs?)

xhuxk (xheddy), Saturday, 1 July 2006 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

Well, if there's a pic of "Tim Bogart," and he's blonde, thin and wears glasses, it could be Tim Bogert. The Oliver/Jasper book description makes it sound like a fantastic record. I've never seen it. And it's right before Marcus Hook Roll Band, another album I'd like to have.

Didn't Shrapnel take shit from Christgau because they wore helmets and army uniforms? I seem to recall a GI Joe/Sgt. Rock/Nick Fury army toys and comic book love going on with that band. Speaking of Wyndorf, I almost bought the reissue of Tab today. Then I passed, maybe later.

Urnst Kouch (Urnst Kouch), Sunday, 2 July 2006 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

Speaking of Jasper & Oliver and THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF HARD ROCK & HEAVY METAL!!!, Oliver's now one of the guys driving the Rock Candy label. That's the small imprint digging up these old American and Canadian 70s-80s LPs that never sold real well and giving them the plush remaster treatment. A rich man's Wounded Bird, sort of. Even BestBuy has Rock Candy's remaster of Billy Squier's "Tale of the Tape," selling for 21 bucks, ouch, where it sits unloved and shunned by the ignorant proles driving me mad playing some dumb TV computer console game in which one holds plastic fake electric guitars and pretends to be either a heavy metal dude or a punk rocker.

Gonna release the Storm LP in mid-July and give Ted's Double Live Gonzo the plush treatment. They've actually done Doc Holliday, so - who knows -- maybe someday soon Marcus will be resurrected. They've done Spider and Stampede from their Encyclopedia and Storm is described as "a very wild aggressive hard rock band from Los Angeles who sound like a cross between Queen and Van Halen. Jeannette Chase is almost in the same league as Karen Lawrence!"

I had that record and don't remember quite that fondly but I'm always up for reapproaching/reappraising antiques.

Urnst Kouch (Urnst Kouch), Sunday, 2 July 2006 01:28 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, that sounds right about shrapnel's military fixation, and xgau's reaction to it. (either before or after his reaction, their EP was actually part of the very first metal roundup i wrote for money, anywhere -- and that was in the voice, too. i also included powertrip, the debut LP by ratt, and an armored saint EP, I think. and i believe i saw shrapnel live once, in detroit, at bookie's, maybe, possibly opening for ? and the mysterians. ramone crony daniel rey is also in the band, and they thank joey ramone and legs mcneil on the sleeve, and there's a psychedelic furs connection too i think, and they cover "didn't know i loved you" by gary glitter.)

three skinny white guys and two black guys in the marcus band; two of the white guys may or may not be blond, hard to tell; on the album cover, at least, none of 'em seem to be wearing glasses though.

more on that mysterious marcus LP:

http://www.marcusmalone.com/html/'Marcus'%20Album%20UA%20(EMI).htm

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 2 July 2006 01:29 (nineteen years ago)

oops, bad link; i hope it works this time:

http://www.marcusmalone.com/html/'Marcus'%20Album%20UA%20(EMI).htm

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 2 July 2006 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

dammit! just cut and paste that whole thing, including the (EMI).htm part, and you'll get there.

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 2 July 2006 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

If you just go to marcusmalone.com, it's a simpler. Click on the UA/EMI link and there's a review of the '76 album. And quite a hoot it is, too, in its enthusiasm. The album cover was truly clueless. If I'd seen it, I would've passed right on by. Must have gone deleted almost instantly. I can't even recall it in cutout.

Urnst Kouch (Urnst Kouch), Sunday, 2 July 2006 05:14 (nineteen years ago)

i got a free copy of the newish infernum album the curse. i dig it. sounds sort of like graveland (despite this being "new" infernum without rob darken or m.c. baldy) and "the crock and the gold" has a really nice shoegazery guitar intro. yeahhh.

also, has this been discussed?

http://pitchforkmedia.com/article/feature/37111/Show_No_Mercy

I HEAR THERE'S SOME GOOD STUFF ON SOUTHERN LORD YUK YUK

GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Sunday, 2 July 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

Decisions, decisions in BestBuy. Monster Magnet "Tab" reissue, Cheap Trick's Rockford, Aqualung played live for the first time in entirety for homeless people, or just leave without anything. Went with "Rockford" which I'd decided by the end of the night was about even with "Special One" three years ago. Same number of good songs, but nothing as good as "My Obsession," although it rocks harder.

Urnst Kouch (Urnst Kouch), Sunday, 2 July 2006 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

That Marcus album is superb, I think I was going on about it on another thread a year or two back. Distinct Alice Cooper Band influence in the three-pronged guitar work (sorry, "axework" as Derek Oliver no doubt described it - does he still do a Wimphem column anywhere like he used to in Kerrang and Classic Rock? Actually I think I first heard about Marcus via Kerrang's lost classics section they did for the first few issues in about 1982). I'm not too sure the mid 70's record buying public was ready for it though, even if it had been promoted in any way (which it wasn't).

Matt #2 (Matt #2), Sunday, 2 July 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

I was going to put this on the Rockford thread but ILX is confused and acting fucked about whether I'm logged in or not on legacy threads.

http://www.dickdestiny.com/blog/2006/07/every-cheap-trick-in-book-faced-with.html

Urnst Kouch (Urnst Kouch), Sunday, 2 July 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

So is the way "Cream", the second song on Love/Hate's I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW GREAT THIS IS AND NOBODY BUT MARTIN POPOFF WHO IS USUALLY WRONG TOLD ME TIL NOW second album *Wasted In America* (which I just bought for $4 three days ago) starts out like "Tales of Brave Ulysses" (i.e., "her name was Aphrodesia" set to that brave Ulysses melody, get it?) the metal musical pun of the '90s or not?? (Did anybody ever even NOTICE it before?) Also, I may be forgetting something, but I think there's a pretty good chance that "Times Up" has the best *Appetite for Destruction* drumfunk midsection since *Appetite* itself. Only took me 14 years to find out, boy am I slow.

xhuxk (xheddy), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

Hard rock for people who don't like hard rock as subject, found in Indy Week. Origins, class war, newspaper journalistic practice in
art coverage. Not about hipster metal. Heavy meta.

http://www.dickdestiny.com/blog/2006/07/hard-rock-for-people-who-dont-like.html

Urnst Kouch (Urnst Kouch), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

that's sad!

scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 9 November 2006 05:21 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, I can finally weigh in on the Opeth thing! I have to say, great CD from start to finish. It doesn't really bother me that it isn't that heavy, because I've never really been a huge fan of their really heavy stuff anyway. It's just damn good prog metal.

I have to agree that the Deep Purple cover isn't anything special, though. It sounds a lot like Jethro Tull, and it isn't that I don't like Jethro Tull, but I feel like when a band covers a song, it should sound like the band that's covering it, and not like another band that isn't even the band they're covering.

Jeff Treppel (Heavy Metal Hamster), Thursday, 9 November 2006 05:41 (nineteen years ago)

Also, the documentary is about as boring as that Scars of Tomorrow album.

Jeff Treppel (Heavy Metal Hamster), Friday, 10 November 2006 06:09 (nineteen years ago)

This is for George & Chuck.
http://206.225.86.190/cs/forums/2508848/ShowPost.aspx

I loved metal BECAUSE it was the one escape I saw from the world of midpaced pop music. The idea of playing FAST made the genre for me. It showed me there was music that was not midpaced or slow, it showed me people can love distortion and the effect it caused. The "simple, but not" thing. I have always ignored bands like iron maiden, moterhead, sabbath, the "gods" of metal because to me, they where just making rock music. Thats what I thought we called "hard rock" its not a different thing. Doom metal is the same. It's a worship of the idea of being "heavy" found in hard rock. Hard rock only, its just a distorted guitar and a slow heavy pound. Well fuck that, that is not what heavyness is, thats only what heavy rock is, and rock never became heavy sucessfully without being fast. Slayer is the first metal band.

The argument against a form of music because it is easy is wrong to, thats like pointing to the big bang and sying "god does not exsist" it does not answer the question of why people want this music and as a whole should be ignored.

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

Hey, has anybody on this thread ever heard Mago de Oz? The descriptions I've read online make them out to be sort of a Spanish-language Dream Theater (for example, they've released the first two volumes of the Gaia trilogy, each volume a 2CD set), and this is their publicity photo:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/46/MagodeOz.jpg
...and they're playing like four blocks from my house tonight. Should I go?

pdf (Phil Freeman), Saturday, 11 November 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

Their CD I heard from 2003 (Gaia) was good! Way weirder than Dream Theater, though maybe that's just 'cause they're from Spain or wherever. I've seen posters for that show on the front of a Mexican record store in Sunnyside -- Show's in Queens, right? Where, exactly?

The "Slayer invented metal" dude sounds completely incoherent, Phil, but I'll check out that link if I have a chance. Won't expect much, though. (Were Slayer really faster than Motorhead, though? If so, I never noticed. Then again, to paraphase George, if you're standing here on earth with human ears, the speed of light and twice the speed of light are going to sound basically the same to you, right?) (Or I'll just concede: So okay, I hate "heavy metal," I guess. So what?) (Though ha, at least we both feel the same about Iron Maiden.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Saturday, 11 November 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

oops, that should've been directed to brigadier, not phil. sorry.

xhuxk (xheddy), Saturday, 11 November 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

>I've seen posters for that show on the front of a Mexican record store in Sunnyside -- Show's in Queens, right? Where, exactly?

Nope; it's right here in Elizabeth, NJ, at a nice old theater about four blocks away. They get good shows sometimes - I saw Aterciopelados there a couple of years ago, and Public Enemy (with Stetsasonic, EPMD and Big Daddy Kane) way back in 1988.

I don't know if I'd credit it specifically to Slayer, but I've long been convinced that death metal is a leap forward for electric guitar music because it's almost totally free of blues riffs. Especially the super-dissonant screechcore bands (Ion Dissonance, Dillinger Escape Plan, etc., etc.) - while I may not actually like what they do, they seem like the next step after traditional hard rock/metal.

I think I'm gonna go see this Mago band. I just hope I don't walk out with an armload of expensive import CDs.

pdf (Phil Freeman), Saturday, 11 November 2006 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

Chuck, I just read that Relapse thread again and the thread is about 4 times as long now and guess what? Stairway To Hell has been mentioned!

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Saturday, 11 November 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

"HE IS HOMER SIMPSON"

hahahaha! DOH!

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 11 November 2006 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

That's what my kids say, too!! Weird!

xhuxk (xheddy), Saturday, 11 November 2006 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

Well, his tag is "Man Who Knows Metal," so if he says Stairway to Hell is crap, it must be, because the man clearly knows Metal! It's right there in his name!

My general thoughts on the subject are: if you take your music so seriously,, what the hell are you doing listening to a genre where two of the primary lyrical subjects are elves and Satan?

Jeff Treppel (Heavy Metal Hamster), Saturday, 11 November 2006 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

If Chuck is Homer Simpson then what character is Man Who Knows Metal?
My guess is Comic Book Guy.

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Sunday, 12 November 2006 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

Mago de Oz, yes. I had a couple of their records. They always came with wonderful Digipack art. Often they sounded like Kansas ala Spanish -- which could qualify as weird -- which was one of their influences. Lots of D&D pomp metal influences.

Slayer is the first metal band

You can stop carving the band's name in your arm with an x-acto knife now if you want.

Urnst Kouch (Urnst Kouch), Sunday, 12 November 2006 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

I wound up not going; tickets were $50 and $70, and I couldn't get hold of the tour manager to talk my way in with issues of Global Rhythm (hey, the new one's got the Mars Volta on the cover), and wasn't about to take a $50 flyer. I'll e-mail their management and try to get some CDs, maybe set up an interview when Gaia III comes out.

pdf (Phil Freeman), Sunday, 12 November 2006 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

Unintentionally funny quote in today's LA Times Business section, on wealthy speculator who bought up all of Bill Graham's memorabilia and is now reselling it on the web:

"With their long hair and scruffy jeans, the rock fans queued up outside the Fillmore Auditorium could almost be mistaken for the throngs that floated to this concert palace in the 60's.

"And just like the old days, the bands they've come to see -- a heavy metal triple helping of Goatwhore, High on Fire and Venom -- might trigger a few tsk-tsk's from the over-30 crowd.

"Goatwhore? Whatever happened to bands with class, like Foghat?"

[Answer with rimshot: Two of 'em died.]

Urnst Kouch (Urnst Kouch), Sunday, 12 November 2006 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

You can stop carving the band's name in your arm with an x-acto knife now if you want.

-- Urnst Kouch (cryptnew...), November 12th, 2006.

What about a different band?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/forearm20.jpg

latebloomer: not to be confused with the dolphin from Seaquest DSV (latebloomer), Monday, 13 November 2006 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, between Scars of Tomorrow and now the new 36 Crazyfists, I'm officially sick of metalcore. I'm beginning to see what it must have been like for the more experienced writers on here during the end days of hair metal (and nu-metal, for that matter, although nu-metal didn't provide nearly as many good bands).

Jeff Treppel (Heavy Metal Hamster), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 01:53 (nineteen years ago)

Ha, that Scars of Tomorrow album tries desperately to keep with the pace of All That Remains and Killswitch, but the band can't seem to learn that if you want to do the good cop/bad cop thing, you've got to have vocal melodies that hold our interest. Their last album was kind of likeable, but this is a complete waste of time.

a. begrand (a begrand), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 03:22 (nineteen years ago)

My Scars of Tomorrow review. I think this line pretty much sums it up, though: "It's 2006, and these guys are failing at something that Killswitch Engage perfected four years ago. I think that makes them the metalcore equivalent of Winger."

Wait until you get that 36 crazy fists CD. It's really shameless how they went from hackneyed nu-metal to hackneyed metalcore.

Jeff Treppel (Heavy Metal Hamster), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 04:09 (nineteen years ago)

Scott your Decibel review of Agalloch is hilarious.

And Ashes has converted a good dozen in my social circle.

Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

thanks!


loving the new converge. got it on vinyl yesterday. it's as good as everyone was saying it was. elsewhere anyway. maybe not here. i can't remember. kurt ballou is still my god thanks to this one and the hope conspiracy album.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, this Disillusion CD goes beyond just Rammstein meets Falco... it's really freaking weird, and not in a Stolen Babies deliberate freakiness way, but more in a "what the hell is this band trying to *do*?" sort of way. Still neat, though. More fun than the Opeth knockoff they put out a couple years ago, that's for sure.

Jeff Treppel (Heavy Metal Hamster), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:35 (nineteen years ago)

So now I'm writing about Sepultura. Any thoughts? Any quotes will be attributed, unless y'all don't want 'em to be.

don (dow), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

I interviewed Kelly Shaefer last week, for a Baltimore City Paper piece on Atheist's return to the U.S. stage (they're playing the Auditory Assault festival). Current lineup is Shaefer on vocals only (carpal tunnel's got him bad), Tony Choy, Steve Flynn on drums and two new guitarists from Flynn's current band Gnostic. Apparently Rand Burkey was supposed to play guitar, but had personal/legal problems and couldn't do it. And Shaefer said look out for more U.S. dates in '07, including a promised NYC gig at BB King's.

pdf (Phil Freeman), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

Thoughts on Sepultura: the newest album is way better than it had any right to be given the shittiness of their last few, but now that the band is totally Cavalera-less I kinda feel like they really should change the name, or hang it up.

pdf (Phil Freeman), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

Scott, I said the new Converge was great! Up above somewhere!

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Friday, 17 November 2006 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

Haven't heard the new one yet, but I saw Sepultura live last year and they were surprisingly good. The band was always better when they concentrated on aggression rather than anger.

Siegbran (eofor), Friday, 17 November 2006 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

i've mentioned elsewhere how surprised i was by the last album. after pretty much writing them off. one of the best "sounding" albums i've heard all year. apparently they have been working on movie soundtracks? that helps explain it.

scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 17 November 2006 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

cosigning skot's note upthread about black elk. i got a care package from them a few weeks ago and am just getting to it. there was a time when i seriously thought that all music would sound like this. oh to be young in the early nineties!

blackmail (blackmail.is.my.life), Saturday, 18 November 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks guys, I was pleasantly surprised too. But Phil--we are talking about Dante XXI, right? Igor's still listed as the drummer, and gets co-write credits on all tracks but one. Scott, where did you "comment elsewhere on them?

don (dow), Saturday, 18 November 2006 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

um, on here somewhere. or part one of the saga that is this thread. i don't know if i said anything very quotable though. it made my top 20 this year though. i think.

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 18 November 2006 02:54 (nineteen years ago)

>But Phil--we are talking about Dante XXI, right? Igor's still listed as the drummer, and gets co-write credits on all tracks but one.

He quit the band over the summer.

pdf (Phil Freeman), Saturday, 18 November 2006 03:52 (nineteen years ago)

Oh shit! I should mention that, since it's yer 750-word-band-profile/CD-review-as-show-preview. Who's the thumper now?

don (dow), Saturday, 18 November 2006 05:39 (nineteen years ago)

Not that I won't check their site for news, but sites can fall a bit behind (like if the replacement needed a replacement).

don (dow), Saturday, 18 November 2006 05:41 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, I see: Jean Dolabella is the new drummer. Max and Igor talking reunion shit, Andreas responds (if link doesn't work here, check it from their site, http://www.sepultura.com.br )but here tis:
http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?Mode=Arti

don (dow), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:36 (nineteen years ago)

Well hell, Blabbermouth updated their news, and I can't see the tailend of the link from Sepultra's site, so just go there and connect.

don (dow), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:44 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry, I'm spacing out from too much edjacution: been comparing diff translations of Inferno. Right now I'm looking at one in iambic pentameter, by Lawrence Grant White, with illustrations by Gustave Dore (caption:"The Violent, tortured in the Rain of Fire"--Woh Yeah!)

don (dow), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:49 (nineteen years ago)

just got back from a clockcleaner show across town. see comment on black elk. between clockcleaner and pissed jeans it's like a post-t 'n' g arms race!

blackmail (blackmail.is.my.life), Saturday, 18 November 2006 07:05 (nineteen years ago)

i think i should start a thread on that actually.

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 19 November 2006 04:45 (nineteen years ago)

Just found out Will Smith's wife has a metal band. Anyone heard them?
http://www.myspace.com/wickedwisdomband

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 20 November 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

I heard them from the parking lot at Ozzfest last year. They sounded pretty crappy. Listening to their music at home confirmed that.

Jeff Treppel (Heavy Metal Hamster), Monday, 20 November 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

MY GOD, "NO HEROES" IS A BLINDINGLY GOOD ALBUM.

that is all.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Monday, 20 November 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

Again, I told you so , Simon.

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 20 November 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

I got a biggish package from Nuclear Blast in this morning's mail - the reworked version of Meshuggah's Nothing (long story not so short: they rushed the original production because their fancy eight-string guitars hadn't arrived yet, and so they could make it to Ozzfest on time, so in the post-Catch 33 downtime Thorendal went back and re-recorded and re-mixed/mastered it to sound like he wanted it to all along, and yeah, it's even more awesome than it was, plus it's packaged with a DVD now, with some videos and liveage), the I album, the new Hammerfall, and the new Belphegor. Finished versions all. Plus advances of Mnemic and Therion, neither of whom I particularly like, but there's a very funny picture on the back of the Therion disc of the singer swinging a golf club in full fetish/metal-chick gear while the rest of the band looks on.

pdf (Phil Freeman), Monday, 20 November 2006 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

Killswitch Engage: worth the 10 bucks?

Jeff Treppel (Heavy Metal Hamster), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

>Killswitch Engage: worth the 10 bucks?

No. They suck.

pdf (Phil Freeman), Thursday, 23 November 2006 01:10 (nineteen years ago)

The new Killswitch is decent enough, but the recent CD by All That Remains trounces it.

a. begrand (a begrand), Thursday, 23 November 2006 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...
Terrorizer Albums of the Year: Writer's Poll 2006

1. Celtic Frost
2. Enslaved
3. Killing Joke
4. Negura Bunget
5. Deicide
6. Iron Maiden
7. Jesu
8. Melechesh
9. Converge
10. Mastodon
11. I
12. Nachtmystium
13. Napalam Death
14. Madder Mortem
15. Anaal Nathrakh
16. Isis
17. Sunn0)))/ Boris
18. Gorgoroth
19. Ministry
20. Antaeus
21. Melvins
22. Blut Aus Nord
23. Indesinence
24. Katatonia
25. Current 93
26. Suffocation
27. Cannibal Corpse
28. The Meads of Asphodel
29. Soltitude Aeturnus
30. Darkthrone
31. Sick of it All
32. Satyricon
33. Whitehouse
34. The Angelic Process
35. Drudkh
36. Skullflower
37. Amon Amarth
38. Shora
39. Ignite
40. Lamb of God

DJ Martian (djmartian), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

38. Shora

this should have gotten a lot more press......it has had steady play at the igloo here all year.

drone/a/sore (drone/a/sore), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)


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