WHAT should we call our new band?

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A new doublesteptronic-electroblipcore kind of indie ensemble?

― sim (simbo), Monday, 3 July 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

Thunder Mentalist

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Monday, 3 July 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

Niggaz With Apple Computers

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ is a GE Money Genie (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Monday, 3 July 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

Mister Fister

― Brooker Buckingham (Brooker B), Monday, 3 July 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

Thumpscutt

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 July 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

More Unlistenable Indie Shit

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ is a GE Money Genie (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Monday, 3 July 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

i like that one

― sim (simbo), Monday, 3 July 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

Vanilli Manilli

― Brooker Buckingham (Brooker B), Monday, 3 July 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

Gay Dad.

― js (honestengine), Monday, 3 July 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

theres already a band called gay dad , in UK

― sim (simbo), Monday, 3 July 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

There is? Wow, with a name like that...they have to be awesome!

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ is a GE Money Genie (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Monday, 3 July 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

Spunky Teddy

― NickB (NickB), Monday, 3 July 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

Frontal Sideswitch.

― tolstoy (tolstoy), Monday, 3 July 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

Vanilli Manilli
-- Brooker Buckingham (brooker...), July 3rd, 2006.

Scotti Chocolatti

― bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Monday, 3 July 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

Stinkwater
Suck Sucky Five Dollah
The Mudskippaz
Hold On I Think I'm Gonna Hurl

― latebloomer lives in a fucking castle that is so sweet (latebloomer), Monday, 3 July 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

Suck Sucky Five Dollah

Brilliant!

― Brooker Buckingham (Brooker B), Monday, 3 July 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

I thought Suck Sucky Five Dollah was a Xiu Xiu song?

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ is a GE Money Genie (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Monday, 3 July 2006 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

It's a way of life.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 3 July 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

Vanilli Manilli
-- Brooker Buckingham (brooker...), July 3rd, 2006.
Scotti Chocolatti

-- bernard snow (andrew.bryso...), July 3rd, 2006.

Barri Strawberri
Joei Cookie Doughi
etc. etc.

― bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Monday, 3 July 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

dead in the water

― lf (lfam), Monday, 3 July 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

The Ex-Gays

― Bob Six (bobbysix), Monday, 3 July 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

Lesbian Mom

― latebloomer lives in a fucking castle that is so sweet (latebloomer), Monday, 3 July 2006 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

Fission Chips

― EZ Snappin (EZSnappin), Monday, 3 July 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

From my wall of band names I will probably never get around to using (or in many cases wouldn't want to anyway):

Indie/Indietronic/Math/Post-Irony:

Tiger Island
Tsar Bomba
Your Art Is Lies
The Cartridge Family
Noel Galaga
Loom On Fire
Groom On Fire
Broom On Fire
The Maharishi Stops At Nothing

DJ/laptop track-spinner for the kids

Victrolamight
Senor Peligro
Neal O'Jism
C.Q.D.
Octopistachio
Noel Galaga

Mainstream rock/metal/Sum 41:

The Infection
The Attack
Addiction Mountain
Upper Travolta
C.Q.D.
Tomb On Fire

Or, if you're a jam band with "wacky" flyers:

Johnny Crash
Jamurai
The Funky Wrench Gang
Welcome To The Funky House
Atmoscene

Good luck! I call 10% of your door take at any venues larger than 500 fire-code-limit. Also, an autographed poster would be cool.

― Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Monday, 3 July 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

Barbarian Cream

― Mike Dixn (Mike Dixon), Monday, 3 July 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

P.S., try out the "Lead Singer Guy And The..." format on some of these. For example, "Doctor Casino And The Attack" is kind of cool, while "Doctor Casino And The Maharishi Stops At Nothing" looks like a typographical error. The best is probably "Doctor Casino and the Funky Wrench Gang."

― Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Monday, 3 July 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

Sluts with Attitude.
Tit Bitch
Your Mom

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 3 July 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck You and Your Fucking Ringtones, Fuck

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Monday, 3 July 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

Casiostrati

― bendy (bendy), Monday, 3 July 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

Ciao Chow and McKenzie McKenzie

― Richard Baez (Johnny Logic), Monday, 3 July 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

Pelle the Conqueror

― J Arthur Rank (Quin Tillian), Monday, 3 July 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

Posthumous Droid
Oral Druid

― iain macdonald (the_article_don), Monday, 3 July 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

summer of george
kamikaze lane change
rental floss
the yiffs

― slugbuggy (slugbuggy), Monday, 3 July 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

CIVIL WAR GAY

― the blue and the gay (aWESome), Monday, 3 July 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

wait, in band names, is gay the new black? Or the new wolf?

― bendy (bendy), Monday, 3 July 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

hangin' naturals

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Monday, 3 July 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

Forklift Nightshift, cos that kind of music reminds me of when I had that kind of job ( x hemphones)Also: Hemphones, Forkshift, Nightlift, Forkshit, Nightlit, Nightshit, Nightfork, Forknight, Forktron, Nightron, Nightmutha.

― don (dow), Monday, 3 July 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

So from those we have alot to concider-- we have some of our own however..

Forktron Space People
The ever Winding spearmint set
Go Zombie
How to make a bomb
Velcro and chips
The 90 second shazbat
Devilscum
Ohh Mrs Miggins what a fine pair.

good eh?

― sim (simbo), Monday, 3 July 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

Rasputin's Sandals.

― tolstoy (tolstoy), Monday, 3 July 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

The The The.

― tolstoy (tolstoy), Monday, 3 July 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

Your Eleven Favorite Songs At The Moment

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Monday, 3 July 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

A new doublesteptronic-electroblipcore kind of indie ensemble?

That's like every band on the Fanatic roster!

― Oooooooopz (whineyg), Monday, 3 July 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

Here's One I Prepared Earlier.

― tolstoy (tolstoy), Monday, 3 July 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

felch the fuzz

― chris andrews (fraew), Monday, 3 July 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

Gravalax

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Monday, 3 July 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

'good eh?'

Mine are better.

― tolstoy (tolstoy), Monday, 3 July 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

Lesbian Mom

there was already a lesbian mom knife fight

― lf (lfam), Monday, 3 July 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

pontius pilate and the naildrivers

― drich (drich), Monday, 3 July 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

My Lesbian Mom Is Dead

― Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Monday, 3 July 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

Doublesteptronik

― registered ratty (registered ratty), Monday, 3 July 2006 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

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oral grout

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 00:31 (nineteen years ago)

Drive Like Jeru tha Damaja

― Matt Golden (goldmatt), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

families in recovery

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

Cuddles

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 01:19 (nineteen years ago)

Fanny Farmers Barbarian Cream Pie Will Have Its Revenge On Seattle

― Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

Good Hustle Out There
Mamma Light Faerie

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 01:26 (nineteen years ago)

See this thread, especially Alex in NYC's contributions.

― The Player In The Redd Cap (Two-Headed Doge) (Ken L), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 01:26 (nineteen years ago)

All the Good Looking Ones Have Boyfriends

― O'Connor (OConnorScribe), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 01:28 (nineteen years ago)

$3 Bill

― John W. Smoke, Jr. (Uri Frendimein), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 01:29 (nineteen years ago)

Go Zombie is pretty good and catchy btw.

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

Tad Shallow

― O'Connor (OConnorScribe), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

Blue State Authors

Mentholatum

Bastardo

Sing Sing Follies

― Earl Nash (earlnash), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 01:43 (nineteen years ago)

Fuckstick!

― O'Connor (OConnorScribe), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 01:45 (nineteen years ago)

these are all still free for the taking:

Quick! You Are Starting A Band Right Now! What Is It Called?

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

everybody loves i love shit pinata

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

Porkride

― Ratty! (Mr Ratty), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

Gaywolf

Severed Head and the Neck Fuckers

― S- (sgh), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

atomic dudebro

― haitch (haitch), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 02:57 (nineteen years ago)

C and the T's

― haitch (haitch), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

the unaustralian australian doors show

― haitch (haitch), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

fitzroy division

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 03:04 (nineteen years ago)

This is the best band name thread:
I am trying to come up with the name of a fictional boy/girl band for a project I'm working on...

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 03:09 (nineteen years ago)

"wolfblitzer"

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 03:16 (nineteen years ago)

Ornaldo Bloomps and teh Presidetns

― slugbuggy (slugbuggy), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

Our New Band

― tiit (tiit), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

Homophobic Schizosis
Promote the Legend
Bawdeep

― wee davey shagged yer maw (the_article_don), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

AB/CD

― tolstoy (tolstoy), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

Scottbaiowulf

― O'Connor (OConnorScribe), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

Boner City

― Zachary Scott (Zach S), Thursday, 6 July 2006 02:39 (nineteen years ago)

the worst names thread ever? altho lol at ab/cd :(
twas a slo nite..

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Thursday, 6 July 2006 02:53 (nineteen years ago)

nick sylvesters fictional band...of ilm friends

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Thursday, 6 July 2006 02:56 (nineteen years ago)

Emotional Plants

― John W. Smoke, Jr. (Uri Frendimein), Thursday, 6 July 2006 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

Nerf
Slut

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 6 July 2006 04:05 (nineteen years ago)

Folk This

― Paul Pocs (RowOnRock), Thursday, 6 July 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

Slaybelles, Sleigher, Slay Anything, Just Slay No--no, Barbarian Shaving Cream or Barbarian Shaving Cream Pie, seriously.

― don (dow), Thursday, 6 July 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

Forksclovetofu was actually what I wanted to name the impossible band.

actually you should call it The Impossible Band.

or Mods vs. Rockers

― M@tt He1geson, Rendolent Ding-Dong (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

tarantulah head wolf

― John W. Smoke, Jr. (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 7 July 2006 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

ok, dont put any lesbian mothers in but i still think "on fire" is good.

― bam psycho (bam_psycho), Friday, 7 July 2006 11:37 (nineteen years ago)

Dance Like a Motherfucker
OK With the Whole Gay Thing
Blowout at 90

― DAVE, for #1 Hits of yesterday and today! (dave225.3), Friday, 7 July 2006 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

Luck Dragon

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 7 July 2006 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

Gay Panic?

― unnamedroffler (xave), Friday, 7 July 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

alternatively, Alienation Of Affection

― unnamedroffler (xave), Friday, 7 July 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

The Steaming Hots
http://www.moralminority.org/graphics/mm/steamingpi-1.gif

― John W. Smoke, Jr. (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

Brayn City Roffles

― tiit (tiit), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

Earthfart

― Marshall Stax (Marshall Stax), Friday, 7 July 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

Juxtaposed Words

― Brakhage (brakhage), Friday, 7 July 2006 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

Electric Dick

― Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Monday, 10 July 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

Trash Can Sinatras Jr.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 10 July 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

i actually jotted a couple down today, but this stuck out:

Units of Pleasure or The Pleasure Units

it's the term my Romanian ethics teacher uses to quantify potential pleasure in an ethical dilemma. like, "if jim kill a native american, he will gain 10 units of pleasure because they scalped his wife" etc.

also, good rapper names:
-Ill Foe (or Ill Faux, it's supposed to be a play on the french 'il faut,' which means, 'one must.' or you could call yourself 'ill fox' and just write it 'ill faux')
-Likely Hood

― poortheatre (poortheatre), Monday, 10 July 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

this is what i do in class of course

― poortheatre (poortheatre), Monday, 10 July 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

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