WHAT should we call our new band?

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A new doublesteptronic-electroblipcore kind of indie ensemble?

sim (simbo), Monday, 3 July 2006 14:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Thunder Mentalist

Konal Doddz (blueski), Monday, 3 July 2006 14:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Niggaz With Apple Computers

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ is a GE Money Genie (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Monday, 3 July 2006 14:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Mister Fister

Brooker Buckingham (Brooker B), Monday, 3 July 2006 14:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Thumpscutt

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 July 2006 14:58 (eighteen years ago) link

More Unlistenable Indie Shit

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ is a GE Money Genie (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Monday, 3 July 2006 15:00 (eighteen years ago) link

i like that one

sim (simbo), Monday, 3 July 2006 15:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Vanilli Manilli

Brooker Buckingham (Brooker B), Monday, 3 July 2006 15:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Gay Dad.

js (honestengine), Monday, 3 July 2006 15:06 (eighteen years ago) link

theres already a band called gay dad , in UK

sim (simbo), Monday, 3 July 2006 15:10 (eighteen years ago) link

There is? Wow, with a name like that...they have to be awesome!

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ is a GE Money Genie (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Monday, 3 July 2006 15:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Spunky Teddy

NickB (NickB), Monday, 3 July 2006 15:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Frontal Sideswitch.

tolstoy (tolstoy), Monday, 3 July 2006 15:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Vanilli Manilli
-- Brooker Buckingham (brooker...), July 3rd, 2006.

Scotti Chocolatti

bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Monday, 3 July 2006 15:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Stinkwater
Suck Sucky Five Dollah
The Mudskippaz
Hold On I Think I'm Gonna Hurl

latebloomer lives in a fucking castle that is so sweet (latebloomer), Monday, 3 July 2006 15:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Suck Sucky Five Dollah

Brilliant!

Brooker Buckingham (Brooker B), Monday, 3 July 2006 15:37 (eighteen years ago) link

I thought Suck Sucky Five Dollah was a Xiu Xiu song?

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ is a GE Money Genie (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Monday, 3 July 2006 15:57 (eighteen years ago) link

It's a way of life.

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 3 July 2006 15:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Vanilli Manilli
-- Brooker Buckingham (brooker...), July 3rd, 2006.

Scotti Chocolatti

-- bernard snow (andrew.bryso...), July 3rd, 2006.

Barri Strawberri
Joei Cookie Doughi
etc. etc.

bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Monday, 3 July 2006 16:17 (eighteen years ago) link

dead in the water

lf (lfam), Monday, 3 July 2006 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link

The Ex-Gays

Bob Six (bobbysix), Monday, 3 July 2006 17:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Lesbian Mom

latebloomer lives in a fucking castle that is so sweet (latebloomer), Monday, 3 July 2006 17:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Fission Chips

EZ Snappin (EZSnappin), Monday, 3 July 2006 17:12 (eighteen years ago) link

From my wall of band names I will probably never get around to using (or in many cases wouldn't want to anyway):

Indie/Indietronic/Math/Post-Irony:

Tiger Island
Tsar Bomba
Your Art Is Lies
The Cartridge Family
Noel Galaga
Loom On Fire
Groom On Fire
Broom On Fire
The Maharishi Stops At Nothing

DJ/laptop track-spinner for the kids

Victrolamight
Senor Peligro
Neal O'Jism
C.Q.D.
Octopistachio
Noel Galaga

Mainstream rock/metal/Sum 41:

The Infection
The Attack
Addiction Mountain
Upper Travolta
C.Q.D.
Tomb On Fire

Or, if you're a jam band with "wacky" flyers:

Johnny Crash
Jamurai
The Funky Wrench Gang
Welcome To The Funky House
Atmoscene

Good luck! I call 10% of your door take at any venues larger than 500 fire-code-limit. Also, an autographed poster would be cool.

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Monday, 3 July 2006 17:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Barbarian Cream

Mike Dixn (Mike Dixon), Monday, 3 July 2006 17:25 (eighteen years ago) link

P.S., try out the "Lead Singer Guy And The..." format on some of these. For example, "Doctor Casino And The Attack" is kind of cool, while "Doctor Casino And The Maharishi Stops At Nothing" looks like a typographical error. The best is probably "Doctor Casino and the Funky Wrench Gang."

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Monday, 3 July 2006 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Sluts with Attitude.
Tit Bitch
Your Mom

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 3 July 2006 18:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Fuck You and Your Fucking Ringtones, Fuck

100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Monday, 3 July 2006 18:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Casiostrati

bendy (bendy), Monday, 3 July 2006 18:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Ciao Chow and McKenzie McKenzie

Richard Baez (Johnny Logic), Monday, 3 July 2006 18:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Pelle the Conqueror

J Arthur Rank (Quin Tillian), Monday, 3 July 2006 18:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Posthumous Droid
Oral Druid

iain macdonald (the_article_don), Monday, 3 July 2006 18:37 (eighteen years ago) link

summer of george
kamikaze lane change
rental floss
the yiffs

slugbuggy (slugbuggy), Monday, 3 July 2006 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link

CIVIL WAR GAY

the blue and the gay (aWESome), Monday, 3 July 2006 19:07 (eighteen years ago) link

wait, in band names, is gay the new black? Or the new wolf?

bendy (bendy), Monday, 3 July 2006 19:18 (eighteen years ago) link

hangin' naturals

andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Monday, 3 July 2006 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Forklift Nightshift, cos that kind of music reminds me of when I had that kind of job ( x hemphones)Also: Hemphones, Forkshift, Nightlift, Forkshit, Nightlit, Nightshit, Nightfork, Forknight, Forktron, Nightron, Nightmutha.

don (dow), Monday, 3 July 2006 19:41 (eighteen years ago) link

So from those we have alot to concider-- we have some of our own however..

Forktron Space People
The ever Winding spearmint set
Go Zombie
How to make a bomb
Velcro and chips
The 90 second shazbat
Devilscum
Ohh Mrs Miggins what a fine pair.

good eh?

sim (simbo), Monday, 3 July 2006 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Rasputin's Sandals.

tolstoy (tolstoy), Monday, 3 July 2006 20:24 (eighteen years ago) link

The The The.

tolstoy (tolstoy), Monday, 3 July 2006 20:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Your Eleven Favorite Songs At The Moment

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Monday, 3 July 2006 20:31 (eighteen years ago) link

A new doublesteptronic-electroblipcore kind of indie ensemble?

That's like every band on the Fanatic roster!

Oooooooopz (whineyg), Monday, 3 July 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Here's One I Prepared Earlier.

tolstoy (tolstoy), Monday, 3 July 2006 20:36 (eighteen years ago) link

felch the fuzz

chris andrews (fraew), Monday, 3 July 2006 20:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Gravalax

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Monday, 3 July 2006 20:41 (eighteen years ago) link

'good eh?'

Mine are better.

tolstoy (tolstoy), Monday, 3 July 2006 20:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Lesbian Mom

there was already a lesbian mom knife fight

lf (lfam), Monday, 3 July 2006 21:21 (eighteen years ago) link

pontius pilate and the naildrivers

drich (drich), Monday, 3 July 2006 21:27 (eighteen years ago) link

My Lesbian Mom Is Dead

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Monday, 3 July 2006 21:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Doublesteptronik

registered ratty (registered ratty), Monday, 3 July 2006 22:17 (eighteen years ago) link

oral grout

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 00:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Drive Like Jeru tha Damaja

Matt Golden (goldmatt), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 00:32 (eighteen years ago) link

families in recovery

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 00:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Cuddles

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 01:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Fanny Farmers Barbarian Cream Pie Will Have Its Revenge On Seattle

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 01:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Good Hustle Out There
Mamma Light Faerie

Maria :D (Maria D.), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 01:26 (eighteen years ago) link

See this thread, especially Alex in NYC's contributions.

The Player In The Redd Cap (Two-Headed Doge) (Ken L), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 01:26 (eighteen years ago) link

All the Good Looking Ones Have Boyfriends

O'Connor (OConnorScribe), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 01:28 (eighteen years ago) link

$3 Bill

John W. Smoke, Jr. (Uri Frendimein), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 01:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Go Zombie is pretty good and catchy btw.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 01:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Tad Shallow

O'Connor (OConnorScribe), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 01:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Blue State Authors

Mentholatum

Bastardo

Sing Sing Follies


Earl Nash (earlnash), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 01:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Fuckstick!

O'Connor (OConnorScribe), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 01:45 (eighteen years ago) link

these are all still free for the taking:

Quick! You Are Starting A Band Right Now! What Is It Called?

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 02:20 (eighteen years ago) link

everybody loves i love shit pinata

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 02:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Porkride

Ratty! (Mr Ratty), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 02:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Gaywolf

Severed Head and the Neck Fuckers

S- (sgh), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 02:44 (eighteen years ago) link

atomic dudebro

haitch (haitch), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 02:57 (eighteen years ago) link

C and the T's

haitch (haitch), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 02:59 (eighteen years ago) link

the unaustralian australian doors show

haitch (haitch), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 02:59 (eighteen years ago) link

fitzroy division

electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 03:04 (eighteen years ago) link

"wolfblitzer"

Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 03:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Ornaldo Bloomps and teh Presidetns

slugbuggy (slugbuggy), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 13:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Our New Band

tiit (tiit), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 13:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Homophobic Schizosis
Promote the Legend
Bawdeep

wee davey shagged yer maw (the_article_don), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 15:52 (eighteen years ago) link

AB/CD

tolstoy (tolstoy), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Scottbaiowulf

O'Connor (OConnorScribe), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Boner City

Zachary Scott (Zach S), Thursday, 6 July 2006 02:39 (eighteen years ago) link

the worst names thread ever? altho lol at ab/cd :(
twas a slo nite..

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Thursday, 6 July 2006 02:53 (eighteen years ago) link

nick sylvesters fictional band...of ilm friends

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Thursday, 6 July 2006 02:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Emotional Plants

John W. Smoke, Jr. (Uri Frendimein), Thursday, 6 July 2006 03:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Nerf
Slut

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 6 July 2006 04:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Folk This

Paul Pocs (RowOnRock), Thursday, 6 July 2006 16:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Slaybelles, Sleigher, Slay Anything, Just Slay No--no, Barbarian Shaving Cream or Barbarian Shaving Cream Pie, seriously.

don (dow), Thursday, 6 July 2006 17:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Forksclovetofu was actually what I wanted to name the impossible band.

actually you should call it The Impossible Band.

or Mods vs. Rockers

M@tt He1geson, Rendolent Ding-Dong (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:03 (eighteen years ago) link

tarantulah head wolf

John W. Smoke, Jr. (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 7 July 2006 01:44 (eighteen years ago) link

ok, dont put any lesbian mothers in but i still think "on fire" is good.

bam psycho (bam_psycho), Friday, 7 July 2006 11:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Dance Like a Motherfucker
OK With the Whole Gay Thing
Blowout at 90

DAVE, for #1 Hits of yesterday and today! (dave225.3), Friday, 7 July 2006 11:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Luck Dragon

andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 7 July 2006 13:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Gay Panic?

unnamedroffler (xave), Friday, 7 July 2006 16:58 (eighteen years ago) link

alternatively, Alienation Of Affection

unnamedroffler (xave), Friday, 7 July 2006 16:58 (eighteen years ago) link

The Steaming Hots
http://www.moralminority.org/graphics/mm/steamingpi-1.gif

John W. Smoke, Jr. (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Brayn City Roffles

tiit (tiit), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Earthfart

Marshall Stax (Marshall Stax), Friday, 7 July 2006 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Juxtaposed Words

Brakhage (brakhage), Friday, 7 July 2006 22:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Electric Dick

Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Monday, 10 July 2006 20:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Trash Can Sinatras Jr.

Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 10 July 2006 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link

i actually jotted a couple down today, but this stuck out:

Units of Pleasure or The Pleasure Units

it's the term my Romanian ethics teacher uses to quantify potential pleasure in an ethical dilemma. like, "if jim kill a native american, he will gain 10 units of pleasure because they scalped his wife" etc.

also, good rapper names:
-Ill Foe (or Ill Faux, it's supposed to be a play on the french 'il faut,' which means, 'one must.' or you could call yourself 'ill fox' and just write it 'ill faux')
-Likely Hood

poortheatre (poortheatre), Monday, 10 July 2006 21:08 (eighteen years ago) link

this is what i do in class of course

poortheatre (poortheatre), Monday, 10 July 2006 21:14 (eighteen years ago) link


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