I feel an overwhelming amount of shame right now.

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You guys would eventually find this anyways.

Please, don't link to this outside thread outside of ILX, and please keep this G00gle-saf3.

http://www.campusdownloading.com/dvd.htm

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

you fuckin love it.

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

seriously... "oops! accidentally linked to a video of myself!"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

Couldn't you have added this to one of the other threads you made about you?

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

What did I click on? It caused my computer to freeze (my computer does that quite often, though).

― Tape Store (Tape Store), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

hey gotta hand it to mick for owning up. if we found it he's be titty meat. now our pwning is neutralized.

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

exactly. I'd rather get the chastising done now rather than find a thread linking to boingboing or something and week old shit talking about me and how I tried to hide this shameful act.

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

i know i myself google your name at least once every 48 hours

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

now we can have music in our CARS???!!

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

Is this NSFWMMIWM?

― Tape Store (Tape Store), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

I have no idea what MMIWM is, but it's a video made by the R1AA to be shown in colleges to incoming freshman as part of their orientation.

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

"downloading? free? not likely!"

― gear (gear), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

"think it can't happen to you? meet derek! (ominous chord)"

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

Ohhhhh...(when my mother is with me (she's in the room)).

I thought you made a p0rno film.

― Tape Store (Tape Store), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

So this is like Reefer Madness? Maybe I'll watch it.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

overwhelming amount of shame

Yeah, it's pretty bad. But it's not your performance.

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

Students with cars? I've had 2 bikes stolen and these bastids have cars?

*dls 1,000s of songs in seething jealousy, plots to take hair gel onto planes*

― Major Alfonso (Major Alfonso), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

COLLEGE PIRATES GONE WILD: NORTH CAROLINA SPRING BREAK!!!

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

I feel shame, for humanity.

― fandango (fandango), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

Look at all these shitty alternatives (eMusic conspicuously absent) we put our brains to and ask yourself... was home taping really that bad??

― fandango (fandango), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

Students with cars? I've had 2 bikes stolen and these bastids have cars?

with bike racks

― Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

― Confounded (Confounded), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

"Illegal Downloads Contain Viruses!"
"I stopped downloading illegally because it messed up my hard drive"

What did he download, Windows?

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

Or this.

― Confounded (Confounded), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

Was it made BY students as well? It's all so... unintentionally funny and totally not helping anyone sympathise with the actual victims (artists, record companies, distributors, record stores).

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

So which one are you? And how much did they pay you for this? Please justify it.

― less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

"making copies for your friends, giving it to them to copy, or e-mailing it to anyone is just as illegal as free downloading."

FUCK

― gear (gear), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

DUDES I GAVE MY GF A FEW CDS TO COPY ; (

― gear (gear), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

StanM, the part with me in it was made with a 2 person film crew, an R1AA lawyer, and the head R1AA PR person. None of those people appeared in the video and I have no idea how the rest was made. I imagine they hired a PR firm to make the video, supplied the idea and the footage of me, and the rest of the students were paid for their one-liners.

I like the guy who is like YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW D3R3K!! LETS MEET HIM!!! who the fuck are you, I never met you before.

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

You come across OK in it, Mickey, it's just that the rest of it is so bright and hokey, the bits with you in it seem faintly ridiculous.

― edward o (edwardo), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

It's all so...

http://cache.wonkette.com/images/2006/04/poochie.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

Mickey, I think where you went wrong is when the FBI dude said "Is this your Internet login?" and you said "Yeah."

― Son of Spam (noodle vague), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

― Tape Store (Tape Store), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

Stan, haha OTM

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

Don't they only catch ppl who are sharing stuff, or can they catch ppl who are downloading too?

― less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

RIAA has sued people for downloading. For ridiculous amounts of money, to force them to settle for a slightly less ridiculous amount.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

As pathetic as you come off, you're not nearly as loathsome as the narrator.

― These Robust Cookies (Robust Cookies), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

Are there really thousands who've had lawsu1ts?

― Tape Store (Tape Store), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

DUDES I GAVE MY GF A FEW CDS TO COPY ; (

Devil.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

I know a few hundred at college campuses have been in trouble (with the full cooperation of the college administration in giving names), 30 at my school alone were sued. I think they stopped though.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

uh. thanks.

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

mickey, just once more for posterity's sake:

(edit...)

― heavyweight grebt (sanskrit), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

sanskrit, I wish you wouldn't do that. I don't want these threads popping up on Google searches for my name. It's going to be hard enough getting a good job with a felony record, I don't want shit like this coming up to. Could a mod please erase that? And sanskrit, could you please understand where I'm coming from here?

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

sanskrit, I wish you wouldn't do that. I don't want these threads popping up on Google searches for my name. It's going to be hard enough getting a good job with a felony record, I don't want shit like this coming up too. Could a mod please erase that? And sanskrit, could you please understand where I'm coming from here?

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

we don't mind you and are glad you stuck around

(ned please remove)

― heavyweight grebt (sanskrit), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

Done.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

"that shit was frightening. like...high school."

― trees (treesessplode), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

How many times does dude needs to take the earbuds out? DUDE, LEAVE THEM OUT... YOU'RE HOSTING A VIDEO!

― regular roundups (Dave M), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

No Metallica T-shirts, no credibility. These people are hired actors and not real criminals.

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

I love how they gotta get their extra licks in with the "no, it's not ok to make a copy for your friend" - they're still ridin' that "home taping is killing music" horse

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 10 August 2006 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

Skipping 48 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

"Apparently that Derek 'Mickey' Borchardt in the video was on the far extreme of 'file sharing' and prosecuted by the feds, and not just the RIAA. He was a member 'Apocalypse Crew' which was convicted of prereleasing music."

― todd (todd), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe Mickey can ask Boing Boing to de-index that post.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

Since you were in spanish class 'Mickey' - Cómo se dice "lol" en castellano?

― jimnaseum - formalist rigour! (jimnaseum), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

I like how the boing boing thing comes off as, "Oh wait, this guy was a fringe case because he was in some prelease group. Don't worry, keep downloading, guys!"

― mike h. (mike h.), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not going to watch it again, but the video never does make that clear, does it?

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://craphound.com/images/campusdownlaodingstill.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

awesome, got my first Boing Boing submission posted!

― mentalismé (sanskrit), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHAHA!

― John Justen, All Dude Dual Groom Swordfight Revue (johnjusten), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

just kidding.. but,

Someone out there needs to make a version where every lie is interrupted with an explanation of the real story, to be shown alongside f it.

bb OTM

― mentalismé (sanskrit), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

Ned Raggett, did you give them the link? thanks for the privacy guys. I know it's hard to believe since some (most?) of you think I have a "relentless pursuit for fame," but I really do wish I could at least preserve my privacy on this message board.

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

I love BB, they're such CULTURE JAMMERS!

― Eppy (Eppy), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

Seriously, whoever gave them that link: fuck you.

I understand you may not like me or anything I do, but could you not out of common human empathy just follow my one wish to not link here? You all may think I want to become fucking famous because of my misfortune. Think about what you'd do in the situation I was. Really, put yourself in my fucking shoes. I understand that I am putting myself out there publically with some of these things, but that doesn't mean I don't still want a private presence on this message board or a different community I belong to. Can you not understand wanting a sense of privacy? What the fuck next, want to post satellites of my house or something? There's other "public" figures on this board that want to keep a private profile here, and their wishes are respected.

Fuck you to the asshole who couldn't concede me that simple request.

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 01:27 (nineteen years ago)

FREE MICKEY

― oh, wrinklepaws! (Wrinklepaws), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 01:57 (nineteen years ago)

This thread in a nutshell (NSFW-ish cartoon)

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 02:03 (nineteen years ago)

Alternately:
http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/mly0582l.jpg

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.duke.edu/~apc6/images/satellite/josh

― Scourage (Haberdager), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

fwiw mickey i didn't send them the link, just thought ppl might be interested in the bb post, but isn't it possible that someone outside of ilx sent it to them? this video is getting sent around by the riaa, isn't it?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

I think he's referring to the fact that this thread is now linked on BB, courtesy of "Ned".

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 02:24 (nineteen years ago)

Update 2: Ned sez, "Derek Borchardt has started a message board thread on this video, bashing the RIAA and the production company. Borchardt goes by the alias of 'like murderinging'."

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 02:26 (nineteen years ago)

I made this video and then went on the internet and lambasted it for how terrible it was and insulted the company that made it. Do you not see how a potential employer would not see that as attractive?
You are so fucking stupid that it actually gives me a slight headache.

-- Andrew (n...), Friday.

― hippo eats dwarlf (lfam), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

that should read:

I made this video and then went on the internet and lambasted it for how terrible it was and insulted the company that made it. Do you not see how a potential employer would not see that as attractive?
You are so fucking stupid that it actually gives me a slight headache.
-- Andrew (n...), Friday.

― hippo eats dwarlf (lfam), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

Remember kids, the campus library has a HYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJ selection of music, and you can just check it out and take it home to burn! That won't show up on any network monitoring! It's illegal, BUT IT'S TOTALLY SAFE!

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 03:23 (nineteen years ago)

― Confounded (Confounded), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 03:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.dontdownloadthissong.com/

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

Ned Raggett, did you give them the link?

Me? Hell no. Why, is someone saying I did?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 03:53 (nineteen years ago)

leo, how about not being a fucking asshole?

xpost
The link on BB said it was provided by "Ned." It was obviously given by someone who reads ILX, and you were the first that came to mind. Sorry to jump the gun.

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

"Jump the gun"! Maybe it was Ned T. Rifle!

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

pw ned did it.

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 04:08 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha

It's very likely someone here just falsely gave the name Ned knowing Raggett would be the one to catch shit. If you had to think up an ILXor name that isn't yours...it would have been pretty funny if the guy said he was Momus, though.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 04:27 (nineteen years ago)

"Signed, Fondlepaws"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 04:28 (nineteen years ago)

Where did this "Ned provided the link to BB" idea come from?

BB:
http://www.boingboing.net/2006/08/22/riaa_propaganda_movi.html :
"thanks, Jason!"

Jason:
http://lawgeek.typepad.com/lawgeek/
"thanks, James!"

James:
http://www.laboratorium.net/archives/ISmellaMashUp.html
(which is a 3 line blog message)

It's like a whole crew of link sharers, man.

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 05:38 (nineteen years ago)

Update 2: Ned sez,

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 05:42 (nineteen years ago)

I don't see no update 2 (I refreshed and tried two browsers) ?

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 05:55 (nineteen years ago)

it's been removed

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 05:59 (nineteen years ago)

Ah... ok. Sorry.

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 06:01 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe the BB guy read Mickey's last couple posts and felt bad.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 06:03 (nineteen years ago)

mickey you should turn off your computer

― jergins (jergins), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 06:23 (nineteen years ago)

mickey, i sincerely hope everything works out for you.

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 11:15 (nineteen years ago)

like Xeninging

― mentalismé (sanskrit), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 11:28 (nineteen years ago)

re: the original video: by far the funniest part is the part about virii and spyware and how "if someone wants to give you something for free, there must be a catch!" I can just imagine the RIAA execs trying to wrap their heads around it ("yeah, we know everyone wants to download music... but why would anyone want to share it? IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE"). sort of reminds me of the Grinch watching the Whos on christmas morning.

― bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 12:02 (nineteen years ago)

This thread is horrible. Shame on all of you. Especially the bugger who sent the link, that was just sadistic.

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 12:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/4843/3985yq1.jpg
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/7339/5001ot2.jpg
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/4843/3985yq1.jpg

― mentalismé (sanskrit), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 13:18 (nineteen years ago)

nice borchardt, bringing out the names

― a little knowledge can go a long way (lfam2), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

You trick me one, twice, now it's three.
Look who's smiling now
Damn, it's good to be me, SUCKA!

― a little knowledge can go a long way (lfam2), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

the real shame is us indulging this sociopath's need for attention

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, now back to talking about rockers rappers and pop stars.

― jodawo (jodawo), Friday, 25 August 2006 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

what do you want to talk about on I Love Music, charlie rose?

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 25 August 2006 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

www.stealthisfilm.com

― trees (treesessplode), Monday, 28 August 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

three years pass...

http://www.campusdownloading.com/images/movie_flat.jpg

― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:42 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebv0t9MreQo

― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)

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