I've chimed in on threads wailing on these money hungry sissies before, even proud to have started the "Yeah, Right, Like Paul Stanley Isn't As Gay As The Day Is Long" thread, but here's the thing: my obsession with Kiss's suckiness has grown in leaps and bounds in just the past few hours.
I'm battling insomnia, watching VH1's 40 Least Metal Moments, and I'm about halfway through, and Kiss have not only already had more than one 'moment,' but they've been alluded to in other 'moments.'
Now, of course I knew all about them recording with a goddam symphony, Dynasty, Lick It Up, and their infamously shameless shilling, yet I discovered tonight that there was so much I still didn't know. Co-writing "Forever" with Michael Bolton? Gene managing Liza Minelli and hanging out with the Pet Shop Boys? This band's entire career is one big least metal moment.
I hear shitty bands almost every day. But most aren't as universally adored as Kiss. Few command the respect of a so-called 'army' of fans. Most aren't given a 'pass' for committing almost every musical (and fashion) crime known to man. I know metal dudes - hardcore metal dudes - who worship Kiss. Is this the fucking Twilight Zone?? Or am I correct in believing that the only good thing this band has ever contributed to the world was "Beth?"
― Ungodly and Cream (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 27 August 2006 05:20 (nineteen years ago)
― gear (gear), Sunday, 27 August 2006 05:24 (nineteen years ago)
Omigosh. I hadn't even finished submitting that last post, and now they're talking about Paul Stanley playing the lead in the musical Phantom of the Opera (full circle, eh?). This is also news to me. Dear God.
― Ungodly and Cream (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 27 August 2006 05:25 (nineteen years ago)
― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 27 August 2006 05:26 (nineteen years ago)
― Stormy Davis (diamond), Sunday, 27 August 2006 05:28 (nineteen years ago)
If I love KISS and my favorite song of theirs is "I Was Made For Lovin' You," does that make me a double pussy?
― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Sunday, 27 August 2006 05:34 (nineteen years ago)
― gear (gear), Sunday, 27 August 2006 05:36 (nineteen years ago)
no. but kiss are pussies for recording it.
― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Sunday, 27 August 2006 05:58 (nineteen years ago)
And your're calling we Kiss fans pussies?
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 27 August 2006 12:02 (nineteen years ago)
― nicky lo-fi (nicky lo-fi), Sunday, 27 August 2006 15:28 (nineteen years ago)
There is good, and there is bad. There is no such thing as "so bad it's good." Kindly try to bear this in mind before expressing opinions about art and culture where other people can read/hear them. Thank you.
― pdf (Phil Freeman), Sunday, 27 August 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)
― el borracho (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 27 August 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)
― Anthony Lombardi (CCPO), Sunday, 27 August 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)
This has a LOT to do with personal associations with their music--most people LOVED Kiss when they were kids and that trumps any kind of formalist critique you could make of their music (find me someone who got into Kiss in their 20's). No amount of yuppiefied revisionism is going to take away the thrills of learning "Parasite" on a shitty Gorilla amp or listening to "Cold Gin" with your bros while drinking Bud tins in some abandonded suburban lot.
Most aren't given a 'pass' for committing almost every musical (and fashion) crime known to man.
And this is precisely why Kiss is so great! I mean it took some serious balls to go from 2nd tier NY Dolls copycats to the pretentious art rock of 'The Elder' or the cleaned-up Reaganism of "Lick it Up", etc. We praise Miles, Bowie, Dylan for their visionary stylistic transformations, why not Kiss?
I can't say I listen to them much any more, but I heard the Alive version of "Deuce" in a bar recently--wow, that is some shit hot playing by Ace on that track!! Way better than anything Billy Corgan or Dave Navarro ever fucking did, anyway.
― Lynco (lync0), Sunday, 27 August 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)
KISS is way better than the fucking Pet Shop Boys.You cut your argument off at the knees witht that admission.
― don weiner (don weiner), Sunday, 27 August 2006 16:21 (nineteen years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 27 August 2006 16:25 (nineteen years ago)
― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Sunday, 27 August 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)
― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 27 August 2006 16:46 (nineteen years ago)
― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 27 August 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)
― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Sunday, 27 August 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)
Me! I mean, I'd been familiar with MTV-era Kiss all throughout my childhood in the 1980s, but it wasn't until I was in my twenties and started buying a lot of vinyl from the '60s and '70s that I really got into Kiss's first incarnation.
― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Sunday, 27 August 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)
― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 27 August 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 27 August 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)
Anyway, Kiss are okay. The first album and maybe a decent one-disc best-of CD (Greatest Kiss, Mercury, 1997 is my pick) is about any sane person would need, I'd think.
And yeah, The Pet Shop Boys were better.
― xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 27 August 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)
and, yeah, i love pet shop boys. i could never love kiss.
― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 27 August 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)
― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Sunday, 27 August 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)
― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 27 August 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)
And I'm not sure I get the clunky thing. Not like they were Aerosmith or AC/DC or whatever, but there's tons of clunkier metal out there. "Rock and Roll All Nite" is not an horrible dance song.
― xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 27 August 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)
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They had it from the start, but did they keep using it long enough for it to really count?
― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 27 August 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)
― gear (gear), Sunday, 27 August 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)
Yeah, that's the thing -- I'm thinking of *consistent* use, something that never once changes. Like Iron Maiden, say.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 27 August 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)
― Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 27 August 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)
― Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 27 August 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)
And live? Seriously? The PSB easily rank up there with the worst concerts I've ever seen. The PSB audience is home of the pussies.
― don weiner (don weiner), Sunday, 27 August 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)
― timmy tannin (pompous), Sunday, 27 August 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)
rock'n'roll is first and foremost FUN music
Kiss rules! Why do we have to complicate things?
― Arnar Eggert Thoroddsen (arnart1802), Sunday, 27 August 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)
― xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 27 August 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)
― xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 27 August 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)
― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Sunday, 27 August 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)
-nikki sixx
― nikki sixxx (nikki sixx), Sunday, 27 August 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)
― Stormy Davis (diamond), Sunday, 27 August 2006 20:20 (nineteen years ago)
― Marmot (marmotwolof), Sunday, 27 August 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)
― Marmot (marmotwolof), Sunday, 27 August 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)
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― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Sunday, 27 August 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)
― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Sunday, 27 August 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 27 August 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)
also, both kiss and psb suck.
― Igor Adkins (Grodd), Sunday, 27 August 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)
JERUSALEM -- The flamboyant, Israeli-born rocker Gene Simmons has sent a televised message of support to an Israeli soldier seriously wounded in fighting in Lebanon, calling him his 'hero.'
Simmons, 57, founded the heavy metal band Kiss in the 1970s and became famous for wearing white and black face makeup, spitting fire and sticking his tongue out at sold-out elaborate performances.
Simmons, the band's bass player, was born Chaim Witz in the northern Israeli city of Haifa before emigrating to New York as a child.
Simmons sent a video message this week to Ron Weinreich, an Israeli soldier and die-hard Kiss fan, who was seriously wounded in Israel's 34-day fight with Hezbollah guerrillas in Lebanon. Weinreich remains hospitalized and is paralyzed from the chest down. Above his hospital bed, a Kiss poster is spread across the wall.
Weinreich's brother had his wedding relocated this week to the hospital, so his brother could attend. At the wedding, the surprise recording was played.
"Hi Ron, this is Gene Simmons. I'm talking to you from my home. I can't tell you how proud I am of you, and how much the world and Israel owes you a debt of gratitude," he said. "From the bottom of my heart, you are a real hero, you are everybody's hero, you are my hero and I wish I could be there with you."
Suddenly switching to confident Hebrew, Simmons added: "My name is Chaim, I was born in Haifa."
He concluded by saying in English: "I wish you my best, a happy life and I hope the wedding comes off and everybody should honor you because you are a real hero."
― Stormy Davis (diamond), Sunday, 27 August 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)
― Marmot (marmotwolof), Sunday, 27 August 2006 22:19 (nineteen years ago)
― Monty Von Byonga (Monty Von Byonga), Monday, 28 August 2006 03:04 (nineteen years ago)
― Jeff Treppel (Heavy Metal Hamster), Monday, 28 August 2006 05:40 (nineteen years ago)
― Jeff Treppel (Heavy Metal Hamster), Monday, 28 August 2006 05:42 (nineteen years ago)
― darin (darin), Monday, 28 August 2006 06:17 (nineteen years ago)
― darin (darin), Monday, 28 August 2006 06:21 (nineteen years ago)
― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Monday, 28 August 2006 06:32 (nineteen years ago)
― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)
― O'Connor (OConnorScribe), Monday, 28 August 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)
― captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Monday, 28 August 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)
-- Ungodly and Cream (ziggazigahh...), August 27th, 2006.
wake up, man. metal sucks. it's like a trucker hat, a tattoo, or drinking pabst blue ribbon, or having johnny cash on compact disc. so why in the world would being "least metal" be a bad thing? perhaps you were born in the 80s and didn't get to enjoy how bizarre the 70s truly were. HR pufnstuff, kiss, big collars, saturday morning tv, cereal, shag carpets, wicker chairs. kiss isn't about face value or pitchfork "cred". they want to make money and be living, breathing cartoon characters. is that a crime? i, too, was the biggest critic of kiss. i even started a webpage in the mid 90s dedicated to hating kiss. but one day i got really drunk and listened to their first album. i was hooked. then i listened to hotter than hell. i was a fan. then i listened to dressed to kill. now i have an ace frehley t-shirt. my advice to you: start drinking.
― shock of daylight (shock of daylight), Monday, 28 August 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)
― =[[ (eman), Monday, 28 August 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 28 August 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)
― =[[ (eman), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 02:12 (nineteen years ago)
― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 02:25 (nineteen years ago)
[...]but one day i got really drunk and listened to their first album. i was hooked. then i listened to hotter than hell. i was a fan.
nice try. pussy.
― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 02:39 (nineteen years ago)
― Sideshow Bob Is In The Duff Blimp (Roger Fidelity), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 02:48 (nineteen years ago)
― =[[ (eman), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 03:37 (nineteen years ago)
― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 04:03 (nineteen years ago)
― =[[ (eman), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 04:07 (nineteen years ago)
― =[[ (eman), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 04:12 (nineteen years ago)
― Shoes say, yeah, no hands clap your good bra. (goodbra), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 07:02 (nineteen years ago)
― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 07:17 (nineteen years ago)
― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 13:52 (nineteen years ago)
― don weiner (don weiner), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)
― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)
― don weiner (don weiner), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 00:21 (nineteen years ago)
― Shoes say, yeah, no hands clap your good bra. (goodbra), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 00:27 (nineteen years ago)
Terry Gross: Are you interested in music, or is the goal of being in a rock band to have sex a lot?
Gene Simmons: I believe in my heart that anyone who gets up there and says what they're doing is art is on crack, and is delusional, and that in point of fact, what they really ... their modus operandi initially -- perhaps it changed when they started to question their sexuality, but clearly, initially -- it was to get laid and make lots of money. And anybody who tells you otherwise is lying to you. The reason we all wanted to pick up instruments initially ... you know, publicly, anyway -- I will grant you there are those people who really love music and simply want to do it as a private pleasure. The jury is out, I have no comment, but as soon as you get up publicly and want other people to hear it, it seems odd that we really get off on the notion that the opposite sex, the fairer sex -- that's you -- like what we do. And perhaps, if we do it really well, you'll think, "Gee, he's not only talented and bright, but he's kinda cute, too." That's what we're hoping for. Against all odds. And in music, it's the great aphrodisiac that says that even though I'm short, fat, ugly, bald, and ... and I'm hung like a second-grader, but if I'm in a rock band, I've got a better than average chance of bedding you down than if I was a dentist. I didn't make those rules. I come from Israel. I'm ... I'm simply a student at your feet. This is what I've noticed.
― Shoes say, yeah, no hands clap your good bra. (goodbra), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 00:41 (nineteen years ago)
(linked from Gene Simmons wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gene_Simmons )
― Marmot (marmotwolof), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 00:44 (nineteen years ago)
― paid in cigarettes (paid in cigarettes), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 05:16 (nineteen years ago)