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I fuckin KNEW IT
http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

"Eminmen"

*dies*

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

Elton John(really gay)

haha

― Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

Morrissey(?questionable?)

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

Love God Sway?

http://www.ukhh.com/features/interviews/sway/sway-4.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, either you guys stole this link from Hipinion or we stole it from you, and I'm pretty sure it's the former.

― Brandon Edmark (Brandon E), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

I'm most confused by the presence of Ghostface Killah and Kansas.

― Brandon Edmark (Brandon E), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

Oscar Wilde (reformed homosexual)

― a.b. (alanbanana), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

yes I "stole" something from the internet, wtf.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

mothers against noise, lol

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

dmx lol

― friday on the porch (lfam), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

I'm most confused by the presence of Ghostface Killah...

the homoeroticism in ghostface's 'run'

― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

Morton Subotnick?!?!

― Daniel Peterson (polkaholic), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

haha Brainwasher that was the first thing I thought of!

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, either you guys stole this link from Hipinion or we stole it from you, and I'm pretty sure it's the former.

Where I first heard about it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

Never mind then, my mistake. I just know you guys tend to look down on Hipinion so I thought it was odd for someone to get a thread idea from there (but it looks like both it was taken from the same blog.) EGG ON MAH FACE.

― Brandon Edmark (Brandon E), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

no offense but I've never heard of Hipinion

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

And these guys? QUEEROS

http://www.wfmu.org/Playlists/HT/06/06/pet_shop_boys.jpg

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

> Where I first heard about it.

Now maybe people will believe me when I tell them what a gentle lover Ghostface was.

― Confounded (Confounded), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.yousendit.com/BuncharAnd0ml3tt3rsandnumb3rs/LeakedHipinonthread.rar

― M. V. (M.V.), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

When I started hearing years ago that some members of the Wu-Tang were on the DL, the first one I thought of was Ghostface. He is mad flamboyant.

SO! YOU THINK YOUR GAYDAR CAN DEFEAT ME???

― Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

the morning after:

http://img.music.yahoo.co.kr/music/album/00/02/33/00000000000000029506-600x600_72dpi_RGB.jpg

― dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

They're a cute couple, no?

― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

If you look real closely at the saucepan you can see Ghost's schlong.

― God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, i was surprised by the morton subotnick inclusion as well. (as i would guess his wife would be!)

― philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

Wasn't "Ghostface Schlong in Saucepan Reflection" a track on Raekwon's last solo joint?

― Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE

― Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

Wikipedia confirms:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulletproof_Wallets

― God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

"Well, come 2005 we all know what went down in New Orleans. Thats right, Katrina. We pretty much rushed back over to Houston to escape the floods. I pretty much lost everything. I decided Somebody was trying to tell me Something. So, I unpacked my bags and got comfortable in Clear Lake, Houston."

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

I've been researching for many years now and feel I've come up with a very strong program to help cure people of Homosexuality. Its called the C.H.O.P.S program and We're running full steam ahead with it. C.H.O.P.S stands for:

C: Changing
H: Homosexuals
O: (into) Ordinary
P: People

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

More like C.O.C.K.S lol amirite?

― God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

wilco are flaming queens that's for sure.

― M@tt He1g3s0n: oh u mad cuz im stylin on u (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

I see zero penises in that saucepan.

― matt2 (matt2), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

I think I see a reflection of his thumb.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

i wish there was a site that'd tell us which artists are black :-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(

― PappaWheelie MMCMXL (PappaWheelie 2), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

s-sufjan?

― Apple Juice (Apple Juice), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

s-sufjan's not black?

― Apple Juice (Apple Juice), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

uh, guys...

http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands
In Our effort to keep this list up to date we'd appreciate your help. If you know of a band that is Gay or propogating a Gay message please email us so we can update. Donnie is handling this his email is: donniedavies@gmail.com

plz to let hijinks ensue

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

In Our effort to keep this list up to date we'd appreciate your help. If you know of a band that is Gay or propogating a Gay message please email us so we can update. Donnie is handling this his email is: donniedavies@gmail.com

The response is overwhelming. You guys know of a lot more Gay Bands than I do. I can't keep up. Hopefully soon we'll have it so you can add them by yourself.

guys. really. we could be doing so much XPOST LOLLLSLSLS

― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:57 (nineteen years ago)

I think it's pretty obv hijinks have already ensued.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:57 (nineteen years ago)

I think it's pretty obv hijinks have already ensued

I dunno - there are enough gay (really gay) artists on that list to invoke reasonable doubt. We can't be certain until we get down to ensuin'.

Also how is Cyndi Lauper on the list of "safe" bands. Isn't bopping kinda gay by definition?

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:59 (nineteen years ago)

But props for "hijinks have already ensued." That's a keeper.

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

i want to know what the asterisk on boy george means.

― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

catcher

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

also WTF RAVI SHANKAR???

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

HIJINKS!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

Marvin Gaye

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

i would have sex with all this black men

― plan b: videodrome (fauxhemian), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 23:18 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not the only one who thinks this is a viral way of getting his YouTube videos in the top 10, am I?

― musically (musically), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

viral hijinks ensue

― Confounded (Confounded), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 00:16 (nineteen years ago)

yes I "stole" something from the internet, wtf./

LMAO

― Saxby D. Elder (Saxby D. Elder), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 01:26 (nineteen years ago)

They left out Ginuwine, Method Man, K-Ci, Usher, Nas, and Busta (highly NSFW thread)

― clotpoll (Clotpoll), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

Does any Man or Astro-Man even have lyrics?

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 04:12 (nineteen years ago)

they cover the mst3k theme song, it has lyrics.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 04:23 (nineteen years ago)

I have now watched the video. It is actually pretty funny.

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 07:38 (nineteen years ago)

"So you think Jay Z is blowing up? He's blowing something, Girls, girls, girls, girls, he adores, Elton John got married mate, ya get meeeeee?"

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 11:22 (nineteen years ago)

the morning after:

EH? I thought Raekwon was 'The Chef'...

― braveclub (braveclub), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 11:49 (nineteen years ago)

Please read my posts on the linked thread, biters.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

Okay after watching these videos I can honestly not tell whether this whole thing is sincere or not.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

The comments next to Elton John & Morrissey definitely make it seem like a joke. And "Eminmen"? Not so sure that's a typo.

Best of all is this quote from the Donnie Davies website: "By letting people know that "God hates a Fag" I am doing Gods work, I'm preaching."

― lou (lou), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

You need to watch his bands' video.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

It's DEFINITELY a wind up. Come on! God hates Fags?!

― from The ends of your fingers (prosper.strummer.), Thursday, 25 January 2007 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

It's DEFINITELY a wind up. Come on! God hates Fags?!

I take it you've never heard of Fred Phelps?

― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Thursday, 25 January 2007 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

Morrissey(?questionable?)

This'd have Morrissey handing back his CBE!

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

And yet it's OK for your kids to be into Gary Glitter, as he is straight, right?

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

Oops sorry for the double thread folks.

― mcd (mcd), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

QUESTIONABLE

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c155/mozzerr50/Moz745.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 25 January 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha. xpost but just generally.

― pisces (piscesx), Thursday, 25 January 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

Follow me and together we'll C.H.O.P.S away the Gay.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 25 January 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

^ I keep imagining as an Uncle Kracker hit

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 25 January 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

Carl Bean to thread.

― Macro Voyeur (Macro Voyeur), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

i'm surprised that no one has mentioned the "safe bands" page. danielson, apparently is safe kids.

― jonathan - stl (jonathan - stl), Friday, 26 January 2007 01:05 (eighteen years ago)

I am so proud of Justus Koehncke for making the list!

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 26 January 2007 06:57 (eighteen years ago)

You're the second person to mention him today! It's a sign! (The other was M. Matos, indirectly.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 January 2007 06:58 (eighteen years ago)

Can I listen to my Matmos CDs or not? They're not on either list and I don't know how to interpret this musicosexual limbo :-(

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 26 January 2007 08:27 (eighteen years ago)

Come on people, I need a little divine gaydance here... :-/

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 26 January 2007 08:33 (eighteen years ago)

Guydance?

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 26 January 2007 08:34 (eighteen years ago)

When I still thought this was for real, I emailed this guy claiming to be a "concerned Christian father" and gave him a list of bands I thought were "bands to watch out for". I interspersed a bunch of obvious gays (Morrissey, Elton John, etc.) with some hokier suggestions (Motorhead, Justus Kohncke) and some that I thought would be funny (Hinder, Corinne Bailey Rae). Anyway, he responded ("Thanks for all your hard work, Lou") and added them all to the site.
But I guess I should have realized this is probably a joke...

― lou (lou), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

donnie davies - that spoof video, the music is AOR marc cohn / bruce hornsby

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

(cur) (last) 20:53, 28 January 2007 DONNYness (Talk | contribs) (I deleted an untrue statement which said Ghostface's penis is visible on this cover. It can clearly be seen that he is wearing boxers and his robe is covering his penis area.)

Wanker.

― God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 13:11 (eighteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

Updated to include "Ted Nugent (loincloth)", "George Michael (texan)" and gay Lars Ulrich pics.
I suggested Denny Vertigo a month ago, but he didn't make the list.

― Mike Dixn, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

justus kohncke is so gay

and awesome. i love schwabylon!

― lfam, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

School of Seven Bells (gay twins)

― a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Saturday, 29 January 2011 19:10 (fourteen years ago)

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