Let me be serious for a minute...(60,59,58...)
Where are those folks who improved the quality of my life a few years ago?
Linky? Jarlid? Rex? Robin?
Sue? Are you still out there somewhere? I still jab myself with a hatpin every now and then in your memory. CJ, as enchanting and beautiful as she is, lacks those sadistic qualitys that caused me to be so enamored of you.I still spend quite a bit of time in that tree, my dear, and that rope still dangles for you.
― Zen Clown, Saturday, 3 September 2005 09:17 (nineteen years ago)
I just wanted to get this "up".
(Zen? It's almost 5:30 in the morning and you are drunk on your ass.)
So? What's your point?
― Zen Clown, Saturday, 3 September 2005 09:25 (nineteen years ago)
Anna!
As a long-time member of this forum, and perhaps the only real drunk, I appreaciate your attendence here. Be advised that if and when I get to know you better, you may look forward to being insulted. I am looking forward to having someone to insult. Many people on this forum have become impervious to me...
(They IGNORE you, you silly ass!)
Dude Steel knows where I live so I have to keep my door locked. If
― Zen Clown, Saturday, 3 September 2005 09:59 (nineteen years ago)
If?
I can't recall. 'Seems I wanted to pick on Matt but I'm lost.
Yes. Well. Anna. I will attempt to insult you as soon as I muster up the gumption. At this time, I am afraid you will tear my head off.
(Hey, Zen? Perhaps you would be better qualified to deal with people if you would sober up for a few hours.)
((Don't be silly.))
― Zen Clown, Saturday, 3 September 2005 10:22 (nineteen years ago)
― Glumdalclitch, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 02:08 (nineteen years ago)
― Anna. (Anna.), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 02:17 (nineteen years ago)
I feel compelled to be perfectly honest with you. I am not spry at all. All of those bar fights and sex scenes are created using a stunt man. That large breasted blond? She's a blow-up doll. Really. It's all done with mirrors.
― Zen Clown, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 06:43 (nineteen years ago)
Sir. (or whomever you are) If I was susceptable to insult, I would consider that question to be one.
― Zen Clownm, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 06:57 (nineteen years ago)
(Leave it alone, Zen)
Maxim guns, domination, killing, stealing, scholarship funds obtained by ill-gotten means...that mother fucker...
(Calm down, Zen. You are drunk and distraught.)
Yeah? Well I am reminded of a quote by one of our ex-presidents, Harry Truman: "The papers call me 'Give 'em hell Harry'. I don't give them hell...I tell the truth and they THINK it's hell."
(Are you done?)
I guess.
(Shut up.)
Ok.
― Zen Clown, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 07:24 (nineteen years ago)
― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 14:09 (nineteen years ago)
Who'd thunk he'd be such a sentimental nostalgic bugger.
― MSW (MSW), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 17:11 (nineteen years ago)
Just beause I cried when I was holding that puppy, don't think I'm not tough.
I killed a spider the other day...in cold blood.
And don't think those were tears of remorse...I got bug spray in my eyes.
Ner.
― Zen Clown, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 19:11 (nineteen years ago)
― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:48 (nineteen years ago)
Old Water
― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:51 (nineteen years ago)