Where have all the flowers gone?

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I'm not actually refering to flowers. I'm just kidding. I KNOW where the damn flowers went. The fucking grebes ate them.

Let me be serious for a minute...(60,59,58...)

Where are those folks who improved the quality of my life a few years ago?

Linky? Jarlid? Rex? Robin?

Sue? Are you still out there somewhere? I still jab myself with a hatpin every now and then in your memory.
CJ, as enchanting and beautiful as she is, lacks those sadistic qualitys that caused me to be so enamored of you.
I still spend quite a bit of time in that tree, my dear, and that rope still dangles for you.

― Zen Clown, Saturday, 3 September 2005 09:17 (twenty years ago)

This isn't really any sort of a response.

I just wanted to get this "up".

(Zen? It's almost 5:30 in the morning and you are drunk on your ass.)

So? What's your point?

― Zen Clown, Saturday, 3 September 2005 09:25 (twenty years ago)

Oh!

Anna!

As a long-time member of this forum, and perhaps the only real drunk, I appreaciate your attendence here.
Be advised that if and when I get to know you better, you may look forward to being insulted.
I am looking forward to having someone to insult. Many people on this forum have become impervious to me...

(They IGNORE you, you silly ass!)

Dude Steel knows where I live so I have to keep my door locked.
If

― Zen Clown, Saturday, 3 September 2005 09:59 (twenty years ago)

Where was I before this damn machine stopped responding?

If?

I can't recall. 'Seems I wanted to pick on Matt but I'm lost.

Yes. Well. Anna. I will attempt to insult you as soon as I muster up the gumption. At this time, I am afraid you will tear my head off.

(Hey, Zen? Perhaps you would be better qualified to deal with people if you would sober up for a few hours.)

((Don't be silly.))

― Zen Clown, Saturday, 3 September 2005 10:22 (twenty years ago)

Muster up the gumption sounds sinisterly colonial.
Are you related to Cecil Rhodes?

― Glumdalclitch, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 02:08 (twenty years ago)

I thought you said you looked forward to getting to know me so you could INSULT me. You said have seen me blush when I got your pictures! For an elderly man you really are quite spry.

― Anna. (Anna.), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 02:17 (twenty years ago)

Anna.

I feel compelled to be perfectly honest with you. I am not spry at all. All of those bar fights and sex scenes are created using a stunt man. That large breasted blond? She's a blow-up doll. Really. It's all done with mirrors.

― Zen Clown, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 06:43 (twenty years ago)

"Are you related to Cecil Rhodes?"

Sir. (or whomever you are) If I was susceptable to insult, I would consider that question to be one.

― Zen Clownm, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 06:57 (twenty years ago)

"Cecil Rhodes?"

(Leave it alone, Zen)

Maxim guns, domination, killing, stealing, scholarship funds obtained by ill-gotten means...that mother fucker...

(Calm down, Zen. You are drunk and distraught.)

Yeah? Well I am reminded of a quote by one of our ex-presidents, Harry Truman: "The papers call me 'Give 'em hell Harry'. I don't give them hell...I tell the truth and they THINK it's hell."

(Are you done?)

I guess.

(Shut up.)

Ok.

― Zen Clown, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 07:24 (twenty years ago)

I admire him, I frankly confess it; and when the time comes I shall buy a piece of the rope for a keepsake. - Mark Twain

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

I find it a little irritating to work so hard to keep all the conversations straight, and just when you think you've got it, he drops his pants. I loose it then, as I race to avert my eyes.

Who'd thunk he'd be such a sentimental nostalgic bugger.

― MSW (MSW), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

"Who'd thunk he'd be such a sentimental nostalgic bugger."

Just beause I cried when I was holding that puppy, don't think I'm not tough.

I killed a spider the other day...in cold blood.

And don't think those were tears of remorse...I got bug spray in my eyes.

Ner.

― Zen Clown, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

Mais ou sont les neiges d'antan?

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

Mais ou sont les neiges d'antan?

Old Water

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

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