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― maura (maura), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:37 (twenty years ago) link

Pre-beard Johnny Damon to thread!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:43 (twenty years ago) link

uh, no, no, no, and no

― John (jdahlem), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:44 (twenty years ago) link

Wimpy answer, John;
nominate someone yourself
or get out the way

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:46 (twenty years ago) link

i'm thinking about it! it's actually very difficult because i really don't think about this much when i'm watching games (shocking i know).

corey patterson and mark grudzielanek are both quite devastatingly handsome, but they're also both cubs...bubba crosby is in the minors right now but he simply has to get the nod over baldelli when it comes to dashing, spunky centerfielders, though i admit that may just be the pinstripes speaking (not because of my bias but because, let's face it, everyone looks their best in themt).

― John (jdahlem), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:01 (twenty years ago) link

not giambi, though;
he went from party-hot (A's)
to boring flat Yank

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:05 (twenty years ago) link

grudzielanek??? no way. sorry. mark prior is probably the cutest cub.

― maura (maura), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:09 (twenty years ago) link

prior is very good looking, but it's a very bland very good looking. he's mike mussina-good looking. if he wasn't a jock, he'd be a suit. i know this because my sister just said something about him getting a degree in business from usc. oddly enough, i think moose got one from stanford.

― John (jdahlem), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:14 (twenty years ago) link

i just read that story today.

(apologies for work whoring, and hope no one sees my linking that way.)

i gotta say, i definitely enjoy those nights when the d-train pulls onto my tv...

― maura (maura), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:20 (twenty years ago) link

omg barry zito duh! actually about half the a's could probably be nominated here.

― John (jdahlem), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:29 (twenty years ago) link

i just did a zito image search and came up with: http://dynamic.espn.go.com/page2/s/hottest/male.html

― John (jdahlem), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:30 (twenty years ago) link

inclusion of rick fox on this list = AUTOMATICALLY NULL AND VOID IN EVERY STATE AND TERRITORY

― maura (maura), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:48 (twenty years ago) link

maura OTM
rick fox mings mercilessly
ew ew ew ew ew

man I found some shots
of reggie sanders shirtless
but can't post somehow

(the longer this goes
the gayer I'm becoming.
O what have I done.)

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:50 (twenty years ago) link

i'm stunned by the size of the margin between a-rod and jeter in that poll. i guess it answers a question i've been asking myself since The Trade.

i also wonder how ronde felt.

― John (jdahlem), Thursday, 13 May 2004 02:12 (twenty years ago) link

Tiki has the personality of a $.95 plunger.

I would like to nominate Vlad Guerrero, just because of his smile.

Matt, if your worried about your hereto status, just post lots of pics of Jennie Finch or other hott softball players.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 13 May 2004 03:24 (twenty years ago) link

Holy shit, I didn't the "your / you're" thing - I'm not fit to live. Gah.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 13 May 2004 03:25 (twenty years ago) link

http://deseretnews.com/photos/1592110.jpg

― Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 13 May 2004 04:12 (twenty years ago) link

Ha!

― Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 13 May 2004 04:14 (twenty years ago) link

http://espn.go.com/i/mlb/profiles/players/5587.jpg

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Thursday, 13 May 2004 04:52 (twenty years ago) link

according to my friend here:

jt snow
jim edmonds
mark mulder

she claims to be an expert so there you go.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 13 May 2004 04:55 (twenty years ago) link

Mueller's been looking more RROWR ever since he got his wisdom teeth pulled!

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Thursday, 13 May 2004 04:57 (twenty years ago) link

oh my god, that's just creepy.

― John (jdahlem), Thursday, 13 May 2004 05:00 (twenty years ago) link

Sexiest Renaissance Man, Body + Brain: Mike Mussina (his degree is in economics I think)
Runnerup: Brad Ausmus

Sex on Six Legs: Zito-Hudson-Mulder

Man Stud Beauties: Carlos Delgado (best smile for sure), Brad Fullmer (hottest caveman), Troy Glaus, Jeff Bagwell, Albert Pujols

Model Beautiful: A-Rod, Jay Payton

Best Ass and Thighs Ever on a Mound:

http://mrwalto.tripod.com/kyle.html

Cute Cute Cute: Michael Barrett, Shawn Estes, Corey Patterson, Peter Bergeron, Marcus Giles, Neal Cotts

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 May 2004 14:13 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, a lot of the younger female WS fans like Cotts. He's too young for me, plus he looks like he grew up two trailers down from William Ligue.

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_425840.jpg

― Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 13 May 2004 14:43 (twenty years ago) link

Cub shortstop and Mendoza impersonator Alex Gonzalez hasn't made a list? The man whose face once prompted Steve Stone to wax the oh-so-eloquent "it's tough to play shortstop without a face"???

― mattbot (mattbot), Thursday, 13 May 2004 15:17 (twenty years ago) link

holy shit, point for mattbot. http://www.homeruncards.com/rookiecards/alex-gonzalez-cubs-rookie-card.shtml

― John (jdahlem), Thursday, 13 May 2004 15:25 (twenty years ago) link

Yes, Alex-the-Cub Gonzalez belongs on this or any other list of good-looking people.

http://espn.go.com/i/mlb/profiles/players/5197.jpg

― Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 13 May 2004 15:32 (twenty years ago) link

maybe he's too pretty

― Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 13 May 2004 15:37 (twenty years ago) link

http://redsox.bostonherald.com/images//mannypoint05132004.jpg

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Thursday, 13 May 2004 15:56 (twenty years ago) link

I resisted linking a porn fantasy some Canadian manwatcher wrote a few years back about Gonzalez, Shawn Green, Fullmer, and Barrett "having fun" in a deserted locker room...

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 May 2004 16:11 (twenty years ago) link

Morbs, did you ever see this thread:

Homosexuality and baseball [LINKS TO NON-WORK SAFE IMAGES]

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 13 May 2004 16:18 (twenty years ago) link

Paul Konerko ...so hot, he's got his own fangirl page.

http://www.angelfire.com/ct/konerko/images/konerko.jpg

old pic, but rrrrrowwwrr!

― Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 13 May 2004 16:22 (twenty years ago) link

try again...
http://www.angelfire.com/ct/konerko/images/konerko.jpg

― Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 13 May 2004 16:24 (twenty years ago) link

oh well, it's on the first page.

― Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 13 May 2004 16:24 (twenty years ago) link

no need to fight ladies - there's plenty of johnson to go round

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 May 2004 16:46 (twenty years ago) link

ewwwww! get that off of here!

the homely thread is ----------> thataway

back to your regularly scheduled hotness ....

http://pages.ripco.net/~dymaxia/konerkohot.jpg

― Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 13 May 2004 16:52 (twenty years ago) link

JT Snow is giving Konerko a run for the money in the fangirl swooning dept. Lookit how good JT is with the kids!

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Thursday, 13 May 2004 17:40 (twenty years ago) link

Konerko doesn't look "hot" so much in that Reds uni as he does "windburned".

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 13 May 2004 17:46 (twenty years ago) link

My wife thought Mike Piazza was hot until he went to the Mets, then he was dog food.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 14 May 2004 22:48 (twenty years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Re Kyle Farnsworth's new scruff -- he CAN get hotter!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 18:14 (twenty years ago) link

well, someone thinks shawn estes is pretty cute...

http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/mlb/news/mlb_news.jsp?ymd=20040608&content_id=765815&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp

― higgins, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:38 (twenty years ago) link

haha!

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:53 (twenty years ago) link

that whole thing reminds of the first exchange b/w humphrey bogart and lauren bacall's sister in the big sleep.

am i wrong here?

― higgins, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:31 (twenty years ago) link

So you're comparing an ump to Martha Vickers? "Yer cute."

Unlike Farnsy's untended stubble, Shawn doesn't need to be messin' that sweet babyface up with a vandyke.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:58 (twenty years ago) link

three months pass...

In the absence of Farnsworth and Beckett from the playoffs, Brad Lidge should be designated to pitch without pants. Best mounds on the October mound!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:17 (twenty years ago) link

Hands off that sweet, sweet, sweet Jeff Kent, girls.

― briania (briania), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:41 (twenty years ago) link

After this thread, I've always imagined/assumed that Blount looks like the Big Unit.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:45 (twenty years ago) link

I've discovered that Cleveland's Grady Sizemore is my new thing.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:54 (twenty years ago) link

Now that Piazza's off her radar, the only player my wife mentions is "that hot center fielder for the Red Sox."

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:36 (twenty years ago) link

This girl I work with was all about Chipper Jones until I ruined him for her:

http://www.sjlevyphoto.com/photos/Jones-2_portrait_small.jpg

http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/carrottop.gif

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 4 October 2004 21:53 (twenty years ago) link

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Olerud?!

― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 29 August 2015 02:28 (nine years ago) link

Beardless Strasburg is a hunk.

― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 29 August 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link

I *think* you can be a 6'4" cub (small c)

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/eJOFaLCOlQg/0.jpg

― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 31 August 2015 03:01 (nine years ago) link

eight months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwYlJPnslTo

for morbs

― mookieproof, Friday, 13 May 2016 17:55 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

well

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/page/bodyjakearrieta/

― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 July 2016 00:18 (eight years ago) link

Is Cole Hamels good looking? I think so, but he creeps me out somewhat

― skateboard of education (rip van wanko), Saturday, 2 July 2016 02:19 (eight years ago) link

Wilmer Flores is the cutest Mets player.

― Virginia Plain, Saturday, 2 July 2016 17:47 (eight years ago) link

Wilmer still looks about 17. That goatee might be a glue-on.

― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 18:25 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

Daniel Norris still hot even w/ his uniform on

― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 April 2018 14:25 (six years ago) link

come on guys

https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/d725bc66fe312e863fda9757d2bc410d5c597e3f/c=320-0-3544-2418&r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/2018/02/26/USATODAY/usatsports/df8673278da1459ca3b50e40db9bdb6f.jpg

― frogbs, Thursday, 26 April 2018 14:30 (six years ago) link

nice, but looks a little too young

― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 April 2018 14:33 (six years ago) link

. . .

Daniel Norris will undergo a procedure to relieve pressure in his left groin, manager Ron Gardenhire said. Will likely be transferred to 60-day DL at some point.
— Jason Beck (@beckjason) April 30, 2018

― mookieproof, Monday, 30 April 2018 19:58 (six years ago) link

oh to be a physical therapist

― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 April 2018 22:46 (six years ago) link

"say you're not my regular doctor..."

― omar little, Monday, 30 April 2018 22:52 (six years ago) link

ok but for real it's xander bogaerts and it's not even close

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 April 2018 22:55 (six years ago) link

plus you get michael a. taylor for free

― mookieproof, Monday, 30 April 2018 23:31 (six years ago) link

got to be Jeff Samardzija

― Daniel Johns Hopkins (jim in vancouver), Monday, 30 April 2018 23:33 (six years ago) link

ok that guy's awesome

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 April 2018 23:44 (six years ago) link

https://elitesportsny.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/chicago-white-sox-v-los-angeles-dodgers.jpg

― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 00:09 (six years ago) link

how YOU doin

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 00:30 (six years ago) link

yoanna see my loft?

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 01:43 (six years ago) link

three months pass...

I hafta say shorthaired smiley Jake is pretty damn dreamboaty

.@SteveGelbs has jokes. "Jacob, how do you keep your focus with only eight runs of support?" 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/oXfkXDjgTt
— Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) August 8, 2018

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 August 2018 17:24 (six years ago) link

six months pass...

Shohei Ohtani’s impression of Brad Ausmus: “He’s a very good-looking guy.”

He paused, then added: “Of course, Mike Scioscia was very good-looking too.”
— Fabian Ardaya (@FabianArdaya) February 13, 2019

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:11 (five years ago) link

folks the answer is clearly Eric Thames

― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:20 (five years ago) link

eight months pass...

i hafta say Springer and Correa are absurdly beautiful

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 28 October 2019 17:57 (five years ago) link

four months pass...

https://i.redd.it/5fk1sl60s1o41.jpg

― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 March 2020 22:10 (four years ago) link

issa hoss

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 22 March 2020 01:28 (four years ago) link

#jorts

― mookieproof, Sunday, 22 March 2020 02:12 (four years ago) link

six months pass...

I didn’t realize that Tyler Glasnow had Chalamet vibes

Game 5. #ALDS pic.twitter.com/7xCeaZG4Ww
— MLB (@MLB) October 9, 2020

― na (NA), Friday, 9 October 2020 21:48 (four years ago) link

Tyler Glasnow has a 12-pack, Chalamet does not

― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 October 2020 18:10 (four years ago) link

eleven months pass...

wish morbs was here. to tell me what he thinks of tanner houck, among other things.

https://images2.minutemediacdn.com/image/upload/c_fill,w_720,ar_16:9,f_auto,q_auto,g_auto/shape/cover/sport/New-York-Yankees-v-Boston-Red-Sox-8086102dcc1b3b91f6672f2bf1f663c9.jpg

https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/tanner-houck-of-the-peoria-javelinas-pitches-against-the-surprise-at-picture-id1177646447?s=612x612

― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 9 October 2021 21:23 (three years ago) link

was sure when i was watching the other night that his uniform number was 69 but sadly it's not

― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 9 October 2021 21:23 (three years ago) link

thank you for not posting alex verdugo

― mookieproof, Saturday, 9 October 2021 21:59 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

https://i.postimg.cc/SQc8VTtW/IMG-7734.jpg

By unpopular demand!

Matt Olson:

MLB made a Matt Olson Thirst Trap Tik Tok 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/3JNwuE2Vck
— Cody (@CodyRogers10) August 15, 2023

Every time I see Jason Heyward I’m like, why does nobody mention how handsome he is?
https://i.postimg.cc/rmMBRYdq/IMG-7737.jpg

Sorry about ittttt
https://i.postimg.cc/j5jrkFRZ/IMG-7738.jpg

Ofc Connor Wong
https://i.postimg.cc/GtKT1pNv/IMG-7740.jpg

― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:01 (seven months ago) link

idk about best looking but best sounding? there can be only one....

https://mktg.mlbstatic.com/redsox/audio/pronunciation-guide/ceddanne-rafaela.m4a

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:05 (seven months ago) link

You are wrong for this

― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:07 (seven months ago) link

Also lol @ you posting Tanner Houck above

― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:07 (seven months ago) link

there is a kind of lazy virility to him idk what to tell you if you don't see it

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:11 (seven months ago) link

Oh I don’t disagree he’s just such a goofy personality it offsets it a little

― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:28 (seven months ago) link

goofy because he doesn't gaf, even hotter!

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:40 (seven months ago) link

plus his name's "tanner houck" ffs

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:40 (seven months ago) link

Tanner Houck has a 3D mold of his fractured face on a chain pic.twitter.com/ml7gkQNyIc
— Rob Bradford (@bradfo) August 28, 2023

― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:47 (seven months ago) link

that’s a little bit more goth than i was expecting him to go

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:50 (seven months ago) link

A spinal tattoo is pretty hard

https://www.boston.com/sports/boston-red-sox/2023/04/20/tanner-houck-explains-red-sox-logo-tattoo-spine/

― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 23:19 (seven months ago) link

where does the last letter sit 👀

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 23:29 (seven months ago) link

🤨

― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 23:36 (seven months ago) link

Tyler Glasnow makes me feel a certain way and I want to grow out my hair again because of him

― H.P, Thursday, 4 April 2024 02:14 (seven months ago) link

three months pass...

Luis Robert

― Mrs. Ippei (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 1 August 2024 02:24 (three months ago) link

not even he can pull off the chinstrap

― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 August 2024 03:01 (three months ago) link

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