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― Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 13 May 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

http://redsox.bostonherald.com/images//mannypoint05132004.jpg

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Thursday, 13 May 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I resisted linking a porn fantasy some Canadian manwatcher wrote a few years back about Gonzalez, Shawn Green, Fullmer, and Barrett "having fun" in a deserted locker room...

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 May 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Morbs, did you ever see this thread:

Homosexuality and baseball [LINKS TO NON-WORK SAFE IMAGES]

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 13 May 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Paul Konerko ...so hot, he's got his own fangirl page.

http://www.angelfire.com/ct/konerko/images/konerko.jpg

old pic, but rrrrrowwwrr!

― Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 13 May 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

try again...
http://www.angelfire.com/ct/konerko/images/konerko.jpg

― Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 13 May 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

oh well, it's on the first page.

― Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 13 May 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

no need to fight ladies - there's plenty of johnson to go round

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 May 2004 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

ewwwww! get that off of here!

the homely thread is ----------> thataway

back to your regularly scheduled hotness ....

http://pages.ripco.net/~dymaxia/konerkohot.jpg

― Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 13 May 2004 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

JT Snow is giving Konerko a run for the money in the fangirl swooning dept. Lookit how good JT is with the kids!

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Thursday, 13 May 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Konerko doesn't look "hot" so much in that Reds uni as he does "windburned".

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 13 May 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

My wife thought Mike Piazza was hot until he went to the Mets, then he was dog food.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 14 May 2004 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...

Re Kyle Farnsworth's new scruff -- he CAN get hotter!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

well, someone thinks shawn estes is pretty cute...

http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/mlb/news/mlb_news.jsp?ymd=20040608&content_id=765815&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp

― higgins, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

haha!

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

that whole thing reminds of the first exchange b/w humphrey bogart and lauren bacall's sister in the big sleep.

am i wrong here?

― higgins, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

So you're comparing an ump to Martha Vickers? "Yer cute."

Unlike Farnsy's untended stubble, Shawn doesn't need to be messin' that sweet babyface up with a vandyke.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...

In the absence of Farnsworth and Beckett from the playoffs, Brad Lidge should be designated to pitch without pants. Best mounds on the October mound!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:17 (twenty years ago)

Hands off that sweet, sweet, sweet Jeff Kent, girls.

― briania (briania), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:41 (twenty years ago)

After this thread, I've always imagined/assumed that Blount looks like the Big Unit.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:45 (twenty years ago)

I've discovered that Cleveland's Grady Sizemore is my new thing.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:54 (twenty years ago)

Now that Piazza's off her radar, the only player my wife mentions is "that hot center fielder for the Red Sox."

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:36 (twenty years ago)

This girl I work with was all about Chipper Jones until I ruined him for her:

http://www.sjlevyphoto.com/photos/Jones-2_portrait_small.jpg

http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/carrottop.gif

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 4 October 2004 21:53 (twenty years ago)

you're a mad, mad, mad, mad genius

― John (jdahlem), Monday, 4 October 2004 21:56 (twenty years ago)

'we named the dog shea'

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 01:53 (twenty years ago)

Whoever the director of Atl-Hou was yesterday gave us generous dugout closeups of Bagwell, and I applaud your taste in big beautiful studs.

Mike Hampton has a really tasty body for a guy 5 feet tall.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 October 2004 13:09 (twenty years ago)

ok, i am starting to think that manny ramirez is totally cute.

― maura (maura), Friday, 8 October 2004 13:28 (twenty years ago)

"starting to think"

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 8 October 2004 13:45 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

I haven't noticed the Pujols at-bat "porn face" someone claimed to see, but the way Danny Haren goes all slack-jawed when he stares in for the sign is pretty hot.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 October 2004 13:27 (twenty years ago)

seven months pass...

Michael Barrett: shave that ridiculous thing off, beautiful.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 June 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

I was thinking the
same thing the other night, Morbs!
Also, get one tan.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:29 (twenty years ago)

I've never really seen what was so overwhelmingly attractive about Barrett -- sure, he's good-looking, but Corey is still the cutest on the Cubs.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 June 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

ever seen that South Park where there's the Evil Cartman from a parallel universe, and he has a lil goatee thingee? yeah.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

that's from Spock / Star Trek...

Milwaukee SS J.J. Hardy may be the loveliest rookie.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

ten months pass...

"I haven't gotten any [fan mail from women]. I guess I'm underappreciated. Most of the girls that do cheer for me, I don't know if they can write because they're so young. I'm thinking once I'm 30, they'll all be out of high school then."

--White Sox reliever Neal Cotts, on his growing female following (Chicago Sun-Times)

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

Bill Mueller.

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

BIG PAPI

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

White Sox reliever Neal Cotts

this girl i was dating a month ago and her room mate for that matter both had severe cases of the hotts for cotts. the room mates dad got her an autographed ball for hanukkah and there was talk of "licking cotts' ball."

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060403/capt.nys10104031600.nationals_mets_nys101.jpg

― maura (maura), Monday, 3 April 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

Tracer confused me! I was like, "Did I post something without remembering it?"

― c(''c) (Leee), Monday, 3 April 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

Pujols has the most obscene batting stance!

but my vote is for Ichiro.

― patita (patita), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

Harden v Mussina tonight ... I'm moist already!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

and I'll be there, in the flesh*!

*flesh = rain in this case.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

You're lucky I'm not out there next to you, with binoculars!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

And sweatpants!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

"Harden"

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

CUET!!

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060404/capt.oas11304040337.yankees_athletics_baseball_oas113.jpg

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

I'd park on that Street, but might like his Sizemore:

http://www.790thezone.com/vdVirtual/APPhotos/FLTD10203291727@news.ap.org.jpg

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

Haha, I got some pix for both of you guys.

I'll upload them tonight.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

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#jorts

― mookieproof, Sunday, 22 March 2020 02:12 (five years ago)

six months pass...

I didn’t realize that Tyler Glasnow had Chalamet vibes

Game 5. #ALDS pic.twitter.com/7xCeaZG4Ww
— MLB (@MLB) October 9, 2020

― na (NA), Friday, 9 October 2020 21:48 (four years ago)

Tyler Glasnow has a 12-pack, Chalamet does not

― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 October 2020 18:10 (four years ago)

eleven months pass...

wish morbs was here. to tell me what he thinks of tanner houck, among other things.

https://images2.minutemediacdn.com/image/upload/c_fill,w_720,ar_16:9,f_auto,q_auto,g_auto/shape/cover/sport/New-York-Yankees-v-Boston-Red-Sox-8086102dcc1b3b91f6672f2bf1f663c9.jpg

https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/tanner-houck-of-the-peoria-javelinas-pitches-against-the-surprise-at-picture-id1177646447?s=612x612

― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 9 October 2021 21:23 (three years ago)

was sure when i was watching the other night that his uniform number was 69 but sadly it's not

― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 9 October 2021 21:23 (three years ago)

thank you for not posting alex verdugo

― mookieproof, Saturday, 9 October 2021 21:59 (three years ago)

two years pass...

https://i.postimg.cc/SQc8VTtW/IMG-7734.jpg

By unpopular demand!

Matt Olson:

MLB made a Matt Olson Thirst Trap Tik Tok 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/3JNwuE2Vck
— Cody (@CodyRogers10) August 15, 2023

Every time I see Jason Heyward I’m like, why does nobody mention how handsome he is?
https://i.postimg.cc/rmMBRYdq/IMG-7737.jpg

Sorry about ittttt
https://i.postimg.cc/j5jrkFRZ/IMG-7738.jpg

Ofc Connor Wong
https://i.postimg.cc/GtKT1pNv/IMG-7740.jpg

― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:01 (one year ago)

idk about best looking but best sounding? there can be only one....

https://mktg.mlbstatic.com/redsox/audio/pronunciation-guide/ceddanne-rafaela.m4a

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:05 (one year ago)

You are wrong for this

― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:07 (one year ago)

Also lol @ you posting Tanner Houck above

― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:07 (one year ago)

there is a kind of lazy virility to him idk what to tell you if you don't see it

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:11 (one year ago)

Oh I don’t disagree he’s just such a goofy personality it offsets it a little

― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:28 (one year ago)

goofy because he doesn't gaf, even hotter!

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:40 (one year ago)

plus his name's "tanner houck" ffs

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:40 (one year ago)

Tanner Houck has a 3D mold of his fractured face on a chain pic.twitter.com/ml7gkQNyIc
— Rob Bradford (@bradfo) August 28, 2023

― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:47 (one year ago)

that’s a little bit more goth than i was expecting him to go

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:50 (one year ago)

A spinal tattoo is pretty hard

https://www.boston.com/sports/boston-red-sox/2023/04/20/tanner-houck-explains-red-sox-logo-tattoo-spine/

― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 23:19 (one year ago)

where does the last letter sit 👀

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 23:29 (one year ago)

🤨

― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 23:36 (one year ago)

Tyler Glasnow makes me feel a certain way and I want to grow out my hair again because of him

― H.P, Thursday, 4 April 2024 02:14 (one year ago)

three months pass...

Luis Robert

― Mrs. Ippei (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 1 August 2024 02:24 (eleven months ago)

not even he can pull off the chinstrap

― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 August 2024 03:01 (eleven months ago)

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