So Kris Bensons wife wants to fuck everyone.

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ANNA BENSON, the former stripper who married Mets ace Kris Benson, says if her hubby ever cheats on her, she'll have sex with all of his teammates. ``I told Kris because that's the biggest thing in athletics, they cheat all the time. I told him, cheat on me all you want. If you get caught, I'm going to (bleep) everybody on your entire team, coaches, trainers, players,'' the petite brunette told shock jock Howard Stern on his radio show the other day. ``Everybody would get a turn. If my husband cheated on me and embarrassed me like that, I will embarrass him more than he could ever imagine.''

www.annabenson.net

Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 2 December 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Poor batboys.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 2 December 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

So who wants to start a pool on when Piazza gets Benson'd?

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 2 December 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

You think Mike Piazza is gonna sleep with a woman?

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 2 December 2004 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Her determination might supercede his willingness.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 2 December 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

PS - Clearly this Benson signing is going to go down as the best Mets free-agent pick-up EVER.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 2 December 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I should mention that the thread title is incorrect. She doesn't necessarily want to fuck everyone, rather she's WILLING to fuck everyone if that's what it takes to get revenge.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 2 December 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

if mo vaugn were still around, kris could call her bluff.

bnw (bnw), Thursday, 2 December 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I heard her on Stern. Her radio presence was like nails scratching a blackboard.

The boobs previously known as Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 2 December 2004 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Ballplayer marrying a stripper, oh yeah that marriage will last.

Earl Nash (earlnash), Friday, 3 December 2004 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha ha - if I was on the Mets I'd be doing everything in my power to Make sure Kris was on his best behaviour during those long road trips, that's for sure!

The boobs previously known as Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 3 December 2004 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

pics please?

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 3 December 2004 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.fhmus.com/girls/covergirls/benson/4big.jpg

http://www.fhmus.com/girls/covergirls/benson/1big.jpg

cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 3 December 2004 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.fhmus.com/girls/covergirls/benson/4big.jpg

cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 3 December 2004 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

bah!

cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 3 December 2004 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.byroncrawford.com/00SCHOTT_OBIT.sff_NY160_20040302164107-thumb.jpg

Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Friday, 3 December 2004 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
Head out to the Mets Clubhouse Shop on Thursday, January 27th
and meet Kris Benson and Jose Reyes. Benson and Reyes will be
at the Clubhouse Shop on 42nd Street from 1 p.m. - 2 p.m. to
meet and greet Mets fans.

"Hi, Kris! About Anna..."

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hi, Jose! About Anna..."

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)


Oh boy.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/mets/story/274890p-235373c.html

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 January 2005 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hi, Viacom! About Anna..."

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 27 January 2005 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/photo?slug=fljf12203212256.mets_orioles_spring_baseball_fljf122&prov=ap

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

'what is track one of fables of the reconstruction'

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

That is correct for $100.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

once I looked that up: roffles

Big Willy and the Twins (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

Is this the answer? (highlight)

Feeling Gravity's Pull

Jimmy Mod: GRILL ENSPEKTOR (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

aaaaaw I tried to do HTML color change :(

Jimmy Mod: GRILL ENSPEKTOR (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

fixed!

mattbot (mattbot), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 03:00 (nineteen years ago)

a) what did I type wrong

b) is that it? I had to google it too

Jimmy Mod: GRILL ENSPEKTOR (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 03:24 (nineteen years ago)

Use <font color="#FFFFFF">white text goes here</font>

mattbot (mattbot), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 11:57 (nineteen years ago)

Actually I think site admins disabled the color tag. Mod admin is the answer.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

Anna BensonHTML Playground!

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

Looks like she's going to get to fuck everyone now. She filed for divorce today.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 30 March 2006 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

OH HELL NO

Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 30 March 2006 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

DAMMIT

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 30 March 2006 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

lnk pls?

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 30 March 2006 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

ANNA BENSON FILES FOR DIVORCE

ATLANTA, GA – MARCH 30 - Anna Lisa Benson filed a Divorce Petition today against her husband of seven years, Kris Benson, pitcher for the Baltimore Orioles. The petition was filed in Fulton County Superior Court in Atlanta, Georgia, where the Bensons reside. Mrs. Benson’s Petition for Divorce claims the marriage is irretrievably broken. She also requests full custody of the parties’ two minor children, alimony, child support and equitable division of the parties’ marital estate.

A hearing is scheduled in the matter on May 2, 2006 before the Honorable Gail Tusan. Mrs. Benson is represented by Jeffrey B. Bogart of Bogart & Bogart, P.C., in Atlanta, Georgia. Mr. Bogart hopes that the parties can negotiate a resolution to this matter by private settlement. Under Georgia law, if a negotiated settlement is unsuccessful, a Petition can be amended to allege specific grounds for divorce.

For further information, please contact Jules Feiler at 212-999-5585 x. 218 or jfeiler@5wpr.com.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 30 March 2006 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

I'm gonna miss Anna Benson. :(

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 30 March 2006 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.orioleshangout.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31789

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 30 March 2006 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

This is a sad, sad day (or a happy one, YMMV).

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 30 March 2006 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.annabenson.net/

I had to watch the intro again after this.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 30 March 2006 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2396659

Tabloid favorite Anna Benson no longer wants to divorce Baltimore Orioles pitcher Kris Benson.

On Tuesday, she dismissed the divorce petition she had filed last week in Atlanta, attorney Jeffrey B. Bogart said in a press release. Instead of splitting, she expressed a desire to reconcile her marriage.

"Anna did a lot of soul searching over the weekend, and it is her desire to repair her marriage," Bogart told ESPN.com.

maura (maura), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

'soul searching' = dvda?

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

Way to call her bluff, Kris!

c(''c) (Leee), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

BITCH GOT TEH SHAKE OFF

Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

Fucking every single member of the Baltimore Orioles just didn't have the same ring to it.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

millar and gibbons were a little too eager, maybe

gear (gear), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

mel mora DID produce quintuplets. food for thought.

jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

*
Are those your real boobs?
No, actually, these are not my real fun-bags. After breastfeeding three kids, I was constantly tripping over my jugs whenever I tried to walk anywhere. So, I got a much deserved boobie job. If anyone has a problem with it, they just might get slapped in the face with one of my ripe melons.
*
Weren't you a stripper?
Yes. After divorcing my ex-husband, I was a single mom who had no education. So, instead of sitting on my fat ass and collecting welfare, I decided to lie in the bed that I had made for myself and do whatever it took to take care of myself and my child. It is not something that I like to brag about, but it is definitely something that I am proud of.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sharong.com/catalog/bras/images/BRA08-MELONS.JPG

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

yes, wonderful woman. we're very proud of her.

jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

five months pass...
meanwhile:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330025821190

"This auction is for the Famous Brown Dress worn by Melissa Lima while her husband, Jose, sang the National Anthem before a Los Angeles Dodgers baseball game. This auction also includes the 8X10 glossy color photograph of Melissa, Jose and Jose, Jr. shown below. If requested, prior to shipping, Melissa will personalize an autograph on the photo."

maura (maura), Thursday, 7 September 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

Does it come with the genital herpes... or not?

It's LIMA Time!!!!

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 7 September 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

doh!! i tried looking for that thread.

maura (maura), Thursday, 7 September 2006 23:49 (nineteen years ago)

five years pass...

end of an era?

http://www.nypost.com/p/blogs/backpage/baseball_wives_star_benson_files_TRKsptZ1Om1wLwO1UA7H4K

NoTimeBeforeTime, Friday, 20 July 2012 20:19 (thirteen years ago)

Very tragic for her. And for her foot surgeon too maybe.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 20 July 2012 21:16 (thirteen years ago)

"I just don’t know what I’m going to do or how I’m going to take care of these kids.”

haha

van smack, Friday, 20 July 2012 21:53 (thirteen years ago)

the op reminds me of the episode where the gross lady on the office was talking about a threeway where the dudes she was with were fighting for the camera

the late great, Friday, 20 July 2012 22:55 (thirteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

Anna Benson, the estranged wife of former New York Mets pitcher Kris Benson, was arrested Monday and charged with two counts of aggravated assault and battery with a gun, possession of a firearm in a felony and criminal trespass.

According to a police report, a fully armed Anna confronted Kris in the Smyrna, Ga., home they once shared, but that she now is under order to vacate. She was carrying a handgun and wearing a bulletproof vest. The former Penthouse model also had a hatchet, expandable baton and a taser in her possession.

http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/story/_/id/9464114/anna-benson-estranged-wife-kris-benson-arrested-multiple-charges

Andy K, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 21:27 (twelve years ago)

When the police asked Anna about the bullet-proof vest, she said she was testing it for a company and had to wear it for long periods of time to get it to "mold to her body."

Andy K, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 21:34 (twelve years ago)

Lol

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 00:08 (twelve years ago)

so kris benson's wife wants to fuck up everyone

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 00:20 (twelve years ago)

it's the natural progression

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 00:54 (twelve years ago)

Obscure nugget from Chuck Finley Wiki page:

"As Finley took the mound for an April 2002 game against the Chicago White Sox at then-Comiskey Park II, the stadium's musical director, Joe Stephen, took a subtle dig at Finley's messy divorce, and played "Here I Go Again" by the band Whitesnake, referencing Tawny Kitaen's appearance in that band's videos and her previous marriage to the band's lead singer, David Coverdale. Stephen was later fired and the White Sox apologized.[5]"

earlnash, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:45 (twelve years ago)

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/anna-benson-dirty-secret-article-1.1398254

Former Mets pitcher Kris Benson’s sexy wife has a dirty secret — she was once implicated in a grisly murder.

Anna Benson was the subject of a nationwide manhunt in 1996 after an 18-year-old man was executed in the Tennessee apartment she shared with her boyfriend, the Daily News has learned.

“Get rid of him,” she allegedly told her beau before he carried out the slaying, the lead investigator told The News, quoting witnesses.

Benson, then a 19-year-old named Anna Warren, hightailed it out of town with her man after the bloody slaying in Knoxville.

Tennessee cops obtained warrants charging Warren and her boyfriend, Paul Dejongh, 19, with the murder of Michael Evans, court records show.

She was captured five months later, but all charges against her were eventually dropped – infuriating the victim’s family.

“She got away with murder,” Evans’ father, Michael Evans Sr., fumed to The News.

“I don’t know how she can live with herself knowing that she conspired to kill my son.”

Andy K, Sunday, 14 July 2013 17:11 (twelve years ago)


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