ban nude spock

*More than he does already, that is.

-- Matt DC, November 16th, 2006 9:44 PM. (Matt DC) (link)

FEATURE REQUEST

WHERE IS KEEF

xpost but the difference in choices is that a mod does that once almost everyone is calling for his/her head, and so everyone continues to see the same thread, not a hundred different variations of it

Yes, it's a pain in the ass, I know.

gear's advice is otm. If he's that annoying to you, don't even fucking acknowedge the guy.

This is totally untrue. I have no idea what the Ally stalking thing is about other than she was someone I enjoyed arguing with and berating back in 2001. For some reason, when she got married, I first heard of the "stalking."

I appear on MOSTLY threads that DO NOT deal with race.

haha, that's good. I guess that irritated you. Good, good!

your poor girlfriend! if only they had neighborhoods whites could gentrify free of persecution.

Irrelevant.

Or, could you explain to me how this is relevant? Think this would stand up in a court of law? White girl deserves to be accosted because she works in Harlem?

It's pretty much down to philosophy, and not technically hard at all -- the delete posts option doesn't actually delete posts, it justs sets them to "ignore" in the new code. Regardless: this new stuff isn't tested at all yet, so we need to get moved over and working before adding anything to it.

(If you use Greasemonkey, it shouldn't be hard to knock up a script to ignore usernames on the new place, just like AdBlock. I could knock one up for you to try out, if you liked)

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...)
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-- Bobby Ganush (joh...)
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-- Bobby Ganush (joh...)
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-- Bobby Ganush (joh...)

you just proved me right like 3000 times

Now, about the stalking? Care to flesh out that fairy tale?

By, what, not naming a name? I did that already.

-- and what (an...), November 16th, 2006 11:59 PM. (ooo) (tracklink) (later)

Answers

they can't, man. it's one of those ninja ISP deals.

-- Marmot (marmotwolo...), November 17th, 2006 12:40 AM. (marmotwolof) (later)

Could mods at least lock the threads he starts?

-- 31g (31198...), November 17th, 2006 3:25 AM. (31g) (later)

i agree with the op, the last thing we need here are resident trolls

-- PRKLTR (fffffezaff...), November 17th, 2006 5:18 AM. (flezaffe) (later)

The dude is clearly an enormous cockfarmer but militantly locking all his threads will only encourage him to make a nuisance of himself on other people's*, which is probably worse. Better to let him play in his own sandpit I suppose. I might ban his latest sockpuppet though.

*More than he does already, that is.

-- Matt DC (runmd...), November 17th, 2006 5:30 AM. (Matt DC) (later)

Yeah, you're probably right.

-- 31g (31198...), November 17th, 2006 5:35 AM. (31g) (later)

WHAT?! I don't understand. Ya get a little drunk, ya make a little weird post. Next thing you know, you're banned. What's so terrible about the above thread, anyway?

-- Totally Different Guy Now (butt.dickas...), November 17th, 2006 5:35 AM. (Dick Butkus) (later)

I have a funny response to the "Short? Blame your dad. Fat? Blame your mom." thread. But, I am locked out. So unfair. Here, let me just post it here, then: "Asshole? Blame your uncle."

-- Totally Different Guy Now (butt.dickas...), November 17th, 2006 5:37 AM. (Dick Butkus) (later)

Especially shocking what with the rash of ILXors who've been coming out in my defense lately. I'm no troll and ILX knows it. Why, this'll never stand in court!

-- Totally Different Guy Now (butt.dickas...), November 17th, 2006 5:41 AM. (Dick Butkus) (later)

I wish there was a way of covertly banning everyone EXCEPT Nude Spock from his own threads, leaving him ranting in the face of an enormous tumbleweed wondering why no one is bothering to respond.

-- Matt DC (runmd...), November 17th, 2006 5:44 AM. (Matt DC) (later)

If more people felt like you, it wouldn't be necessary. But, alas, people like talking to me.

-- Totally Different Guy Now (butt.dickas...), November 17th, 2006 5:46 AM. (Dick Butkus) (later)

(... and when they don't, the threads sink like a rock... it's a self-adjusting system that really doesn't need any dictators)

-- Totally Different Guy Now (butt.dickas...), November 17th, 2006 5:48 AM. (Dick Butkus) (later)

See? This thread, for instance, is starting to look like an enormous tumbleweed.

-- Totally Different Guy Now (butt.dickas...), November 17th, 2006 5:52 AM. (Dick Butkus) (later)

I wish there was a way of covertly banning everyone EXCEPT Nude Spock from his own threads, leaving him ranting in the face of an enormous tumbleweed wondering why no one is bothering to respond.

-- Matt DC, November 16th, 2006 9:44 PM. (Matt DC) (link)

FEATURE REQUEST

WHERE IS KEEF

-- DOCTOR METH KING (tombo...), November 17th, 2006 9:28 AM. (TOMBOT) (later)

Get your wishes lined up

-- Totally Different Guy Now (butt.dickas...), November 17th, 2006 11:17 AM. (Dick Butkus) (later)

there's already an ilx feature the mods could deploy that would effectively take care of nude spock (not sure why i'd bother, seems like there's bigger fish to fry than some bitter dry cleaner from new jersey), mods email me for juicy details.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 17th, 2006 1:39 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

Where'd you get the idea I'm a bitter dry cleaner from New Jersey? About the only thing you got correct there is that there are bigger fish to fry! I can understand the drycleaner from new jersey bit just being an attempt to flat-out insult me, but bitter? I seem bitter to you?! Maybe that was the wrong emphasis. I seem bitter to you?! I think I'm a pretty jovial fellow. You, on the other hand, seem like one of the more irritable peeps on ILX.

-- Totally Different Guy Now (butt.dickas...), November 17th, 2006 2:37 PM. (Dick Butkus) (later)

ain't what yr mom said last night

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 17th, 2006 3:41 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

Oh, when you were fuckin' her?! Boys oh boys, that really makes me angry when people fuck my mom. You've attained your goal, mr. miserable man. I'm really t.o.'ed.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 17th, 2006 4:46 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

ban nude spock

-- anticon jemima (an...), November 20th, 2006 2:32 PM. (ooo) (later)

COSIGN

-- dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (juror...), November 20th, 2006 2:34 PM. (Dom Passantino) (later)

don't fucking acknowledge him

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), November 20th, 2006 2:46 PM. (gear) (later)

Gear otm.

-- Beth S. (blanke...), November 20th, 2006 3:11 PM. (Ex Leon) (later)

Dude has to go.

-- stet (vmdnb900...), November 20th, 2006 3:16 PM. (stet) (later)

can't stand the competition?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 3:19 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

thing is the dude isn't derailing threads, he's getting people to respond to him in an escalating manner, and that derails threads. don't reply, don't mention his name, don't acknowledge his presence (i.e. get that ignore feature working soon plz)

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), November 20th, 2006 3:30 PM. (gear) (later)

Yep, that's it blount, you savvy motherfucker. Bang to rights.

-- stet (vmdnb900...), November 20th, 2006 3:32 PM. (stet) (later)

gear i've argued for the ignore function too but the brits think it will 'ruin' the board.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 3:33 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

It would! For every pointless troll you lose, you also lose the friction between genuine yet completely opposing viewpoints that make some threads worthwhile.

-- stet (vmdnb900...), November 20th, 2006 3:35 PM. (stet) (later)

where are these threads?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 3:38 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

i highly doubt people would use the ignore function because they, say, disagree over the top 3 tracks on the girls aloud album. i think it would be reserved for trolls.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), November 20th, 2006 3:42 PM. (gear) (later)

i'd deploy it like adblock pretty much

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 3:43 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

i mean i guess the choice is ignore function or deleting the dude's accounts if he has them (is ile reg only?)

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), November 20th, 2006 3:46 PM. (gear) (later)

It depends on your definition of troll, though. There are threads where I've wanted to ignore people I assumed were just trolling yet who have later on convinced me I was wrong.

xpost but the difference in choices is that a mod does that once almost everyone is calling for his/her head, and so everyone continues to see the same thread, not a hundred different variations of it

-- stet (vmdnb900...), November 20th, 2006 3:48 PM. (stet) (later)

There's code things going to find a third way, though.

-- stet (vmdnb900...), November 20th, 2006 3:51 PM. (stet) (later)

well i don't know this dude's history, except i guess he's some creepy guy who stalked ally once and continues to pop up here mostly on threads that deal with race. maybe jaymc has a file on him?

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), November 20th, 2006 3:51 PM. (gear) (later)

ile is reg only, yes. nude spock has actually been banned more than once, he just creates a new username when one gets banned (and seems to have a buncha sock puppets on the go at any one time anyway) and when he gets ip banned, he just gets right back here via a proxy, then goes on about it as if using a proxy made you extra-special-clever or something.

Yes, it's a pain in the ass, I know.

gear's advice is otm. If he's that annoying to you, don't even fucking acknowedge the guy.

-- Pashmina (vietgrov...), November 20th, 2006 3:51 PM. (Pashmina) (later)

Nothing trolly about me. Open your fucking minds.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 3:56 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

xcept i guess he's some creepy guy who stalked ally once and continues to pop up here mostly on threads that deal with race

This is totally untrue. I have no idea what the Ally stalking thing is about other than she was someone I enjoyed arguing with and berating back in 2001. For some reason, when she got married, I first heard of the "stalking."

I appear on MOSTLY threads that DO NOT deal with race.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 3:58 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

irrelevant

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 4:01 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

stet, out of curiosity, how difficult would an ignore function be to implement? is the lack of one more due to this philosophy of "ignore no one"?

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), November 20th, 2006 4:01 PM. (gear) (later)

yeah how bout we try it on a 'trial basis' like the registration thing?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 4:02 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

irrelevant

haha, that's good. I guess that irritated you. Good, good!

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 4:04 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

yeah we should give it a shot for a week or so, maybe? two weeks? and if there are complaints about it not working, then we can get rid of it. and if people don't want to use it, they don't have to.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), November 20th, 2006 4:06 PM. (gear) (later)

Here's what jblount can't stop reffering to:

your poor girlfriend! if only they had neighborhoods whites could gentrify free of persecution.

Irrelevant.

Or, could you explain to me how this is relevant? Think this would stand up in a court of law? White girl deserves to be accosted because she works in Harlem?

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 4:09 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

irrelevant

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 4:09 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

ban jblount

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 4:10 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

stet, out of curiosity, how difficult would an ignore function be to implement? is the lack of one more due to this philosophy of "ignore no one"?

It's pretty much down to philosophy, and not technically hard at all -- the delete posts option doesn't actually delete posts, it justs sets them to "ignore" in the new code. Regardless: this new stuff isn't tested at all yet, so we need to get moved over and working before adding anything to it.

(If you use Greasemonkey, it shouldn't be hard to knock up a script to ignore usernames on the new place, just like AdBlock. I could knock one up for you to try out, if you liked)

-- stet (vmdnb900...), November 20th, 2006 4:10 PM. (stet) (later)

Though then fuckers will just ignore me when I'm being a twat :(

-- stet (vmdnb900...), November 20th, 2006 4:11 PM. (stet) (later)

No, believe me, these fuckers want to argue. They will eventually argue to the things they have ignored when they see it quoted by other people.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 4:12 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

irrelevant

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 4:13 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

ban jblount

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 4:13 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

feel free!

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 4:14 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

i'm actually more interested in the possibility of having a test run on ILX! i think the vast majority of posters would welcome it and those who wouldn't could be assured that it's a test run for the time being (that could turn permanent if in the end those posters don't have a problem with it)

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), November 20th, 2006 4:14 PM. (gear) (later)

fat guys with beards have it rough enough already

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 4:15 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

and i think worrying about people seeing different variants of ILX because of this function is unnecessary. also, the ignore function could work as a good cooling-off function for a poster to remove themselves from an argument. i dunno, this is all speculative but i think it would be a good idea.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), November 20th, 2006 4:21 PM. (gear) (later)

I don't think it would hurt anything to try it out, at least on an experimental basis.

-- Beth S. (blanke...), November 20th, 2006 4:24 PM. (Ex Leon) (later)

FWIW I'm not really sure what the stalking thing is about either, though I think it is hilarious.

I am also with gear on this one.

-- Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyza...), November 20th, 2006 4:30 PM. (allyzay) (later)

actually i think the stalker meme has shifted to squirrel police now.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), November 20th, 2006 4:33 PM. (gear) (later)

technically squirrel police is a missionary

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 4:38 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

Just remembered where the stalking came from! I checked out some ILXors blog or myspace page which eventually led me to Ally's. It's nowhere near as stalkery as when I found Jaxon's website and began posting his pictures.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 4:49 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

squirrel police is just bizarre...he strikes me as being weirdly sincere, but with a tin ear for how his posts will be received.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), November 20th, 2006 4:52 PM. (gear) (later)

o he's a bicurious stalker - that's nice!

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 4:56 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

i can understand the teamup w/ jaymc now

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 4:56 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

Oh, was that when you were trolling around looking for photos that proved Tom resembled Jared from Subway? That was a pretty hilarious thread, when you pulled up a guy that was A) not Tom B) not even wearing glasses and seemed kind of sheepish about the whole affair. I do remember that, that IS where the stalking meme came from. Well, at least it was a hilarious way of becoming a stalker.

-- Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyza...), November 20th, 2006 4:58 PM. (allyzay) (later)

Yes, I believe you're correct on that. Then, I discovered he really looked more like Red Hot Ryder, which is even funnier.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 5:14 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

Any relation to Hot Lips?

-- Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyza...), November 20th, 2006 5:19 PM. (allyzay) (later)

not likely

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 5:28 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

Why not ip ban him?

-- roc u like a § (jo...), November 20th, 2006 6:11 PM. (ex machina) (later)

Why not ip ban you?

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 6:17 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

oh ZING

-- geoff (gffcnn...), November 20th, 2006 6:18 PM. (gcannon) (later)

haha, thanks, I hadn't even considered what a great zing that was

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 6:21 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

Because I know how to use a proxy server?

-- roc u like a § (jo...), November 20th, 2006 6:22 PM. (ex machina) (later)

then there's your reason, genius

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 6:23 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

ban nude spock

also heed gear's words and do not engage

-- am0n (...), November 20th, 2006 7:25 PM. (am0n) (later)

ban am0n

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 7:28 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

in some ways I feel like the best thing we could do is to just block each of his username as he registers them.

this will obv. turn rapidly into a game of whack-a-mole between him & the mods, a struggle of wills, really, but right now we're not even putting up a fight, which seems to just embolden his ass to infest more and more threads with his bullshit. He said he would quit when we forced registration to post; then he said he would stick to his own threads; now he's everywhere, he even bothered to try trolling on the bug track board for the original ILX2 code project.

trying to train all the other users to recognize and disregard him seems like a losing battle. I think it might be better to just do whatever we can to at least show the fuck that his posting isn't to be tolerated, whether it shows results in the short run or not. Wear the asshole down.

-- DOCTOR METH KING (tombo...), November 20th, 2006 7:57 PM. (TOMBOT) (later)

with his bullshit

"bullshit"

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 8:17 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

Hi, my name is every poster from 2001.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 8:18 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

yeah, it's just like Where's Waldo with you.

-- DOCTOR METH KING (tombo...), November 20th, 2006 8:22 PM. (TOMBOT) (later)

It's very simple, really: my posts are no different from your own. They're just as obnoxious. You're actually more offensive and more of an asshole. So shut the fuck up already, asswipe.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 8:23 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

I like the way Bobby thinks.

And, you know, fuck you, Alex.

-- Big Juan (bliat...), November 21st, 2006 1:22 AM. (Roger Fidelity)

Oh, there's been oodles of posts like this recently. Want me to collect them all and post them here?

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 8:28 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

Probably should have been a little more selective, but I thought it was roffles all the way.

-- Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (el.jeffe.bonanz...), November 21st, 2006 1:27 AM. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows)

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 8:29 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

i think am0n and i are on the same page. when it comes to people you find annoying online, you should steer clear. bring the rules of engagement you would use in real life to ilx. unless your real-life rules of engagement include stompings and knifings, in which case you shouldn't.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), November 20th, 2006 8:30 PM. (gear) (later)

If we can ban people for CSS fuckery (Jon) and mild racist statements (Daramouss), certainly we can ban this asshole for calling someone an oreo on the Excelsior thread, right? I realize "banning" is hard to do in this case, but at least make this sort of shit more difficult for him, plz.

-- John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjuste...), November 20th, 2006 8:41 PM. (johnjusten) (later)

certainly we can ban this asshole for calling someone an oreo on the Excelsior thread, right?

No, because:

1. I have no idea what the guy's race is

2. I was making fun of WHITE PEOPLE, as I was making fun of the WHITE part of the oreo cookie. It's perfectly acceptable to make fun of white people, don't you know.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 8:44 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

You are full of shit.

i got one punchline with a long, occassionally painful setup.
Are you white?

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...) (webmail), November 20th, 2006 11:24 AM. (Uri Frendimein) (link)

No.
Should I be?

-- Hoosteen (merlindude0...) (webmail), November 20th, 2006 11:26 AM. (Hoosteen) (link)

You must be an oreo then because tightass crackers have no sense of humor.
-- Bobby Ganush (joh...) (webmail), November 20th, 2006 11:27 AM. (Uri Frendimein) (link)

-- John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjuste...), November 20th, 2006 8:47 PM. (johnjusten) (later)

Exactly, thanks for posting the evidence.

I was making fun of the white part of the oreo cookie = making fun of white people

(the "tightass crackers" bit might've tipped you off, numbnuts.)

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 8:49 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

less handwringing more banning

-- geoff (gffcnn...), November 20th, 2006 8:57 PM. (gcannon) (later)

*puts fist through The Internet*

-- You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (papiermachealamphibia...), November 20th, 2006 8:57 PM. (Haberdager) (later)

TOMBOT for mod please. MORE BAN

-- roc u like a § (jo...), November 20th, 2006 8:58 PM. (ex machina) (later)

-- roc u like a § (jo...), November 20th, 2006 8:59 PM. (ex machina) (later)

Stick together, everyone! Let's not lose our heads!

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:01 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

never been productively involved in any conversation.
unremittingly hostile and/or attention seeking.
has no friends here.
arguments with him not about issues at all but about his own racist comments and general stupidity.
long history of all the above, well known.
BAN.

-- geoff (gffcnn...), November 20th, 2006 9:07 PM. (gcannon) (later)

that's uncalled for!

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:07 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

never been productively involved in any conversation - see most recent thread about Michael Richards.

unremittingly hostile and/or attention seeking - stop projecting

has no friends here - sure I do!

arguments with him not about issues at all but about his own racist comments and general stupidity. - slanderous lies

long history of all the above, well known. - misunderstood by cretins

BAN - haha, right. see you later, chuckles.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:10 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

has no friends here - sure I do!

Who, exactly?

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), November 20th, 2006 9:12 PM. (Ned) (later)

yes name names and get them to back you up (ten to one we get a certain klansman)

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 9:13 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

Oh, lots of people here like me. If they don't, then they've been oddly friendly with me over and over and over and over for the past 6 years.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:14 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

knew you couldn't name anyone

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 9:15 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

yes name names and get them to back you up (ten to one we get a certain klansman)

You're such a fucking douche. I guess you just hope and pray that by calling me enough slanderous names they'll stick.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:15 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

it's not that hard to get along with people here. it really isn't. people have their differences but everyone likes a dude who brings something good to the table. tons of threads go by a day, a lot of them with serious arguments, that are great and worth participating in. you're not on any of those. the problem is you. you are an asshole.

-- geoff (gffcnn...), November 20th, 2006 9:16 PM. (gcannon) (later)

knew you couldn't name anyone

I just talk to whoever talks back. I don't actually pay too much attention to names.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:17 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

it's not that hard to get along with people here.

You're right. It really isn't. And I get along with most of them just fine. Out of the entire board, I know a handful of people by name and it's because it's the same assholes who are always up my ass.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:18 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

(who, by the way, I don't even really dislike)

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:19 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

if you don't pay attention to names how do you know who to stalk??? why are you afraid to admit you can't name a SINGLE person who'd rep for you? i mean even louis jagger had tons of people coming to his defense and that guy possibly fucks his mom, so you'd have to be pretty boring and stupid to not be able to get ANYONE to rep for you right? unless you can prove me wrong and shut me up by getting someone (note: not a certain klansman!) to rep for you. i'm pretty sure you can't and i'm pretty sure you're the only person on ilx who couldn't. now why is that?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 9:21 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

In fact, you're all my friends! Thus, Uri Frendimein.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:22 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

I don't know. This guy Roger Fidelity just appeared to rep for me, didn't he?

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:22 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

No. You posted his comment without context. Do try to work some consistency into your schtick.

-- John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjuste...), November 20th, 2006 9:25 PM. (johnjusten) (later)

why do you keep dodging the question? and seriously who hangs out in a place where not one single person remotely likes them? i'm thinking that maybe you've just been too stupid to realise this and hoping maybe somehow your continuing inability to name one person who'd consider you a 'friend' (note=internet friend, not real) would help it sink in but i don't know...do you have asperger's maybe? hmmm what exactly could you get out of hanging around people who pretty much universally (and again feel free to prove me wrong by naming one name) pity you? do you like to be pitied? is that it?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 9:27 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

Who's the klansman?

-- stet (vmdnb900...), November 20th, 2006 9:27 PM. (stet) (later)

Pashmina told me the other day he didn't think I was a troll, just a little weird. Someone else recently told me I was no weirder than anyone else on ILX and just got a bad rap.

Dom Passatino said for a long time he _thought_ I was a troll based on what people from 2001 were still harping on. He's probably changed his mind back again now, but all you anti-Spockists have poisoned the well.

Um... yeah, I really don't pay attention to names. I think that's why people like me. And people do like me. If they didn't, they would all ignore me. This was why I've said repeatedly that those who say "just ignore him" are so right on. But, people don't. People enjoy talking with me civilly and people enjoy arguing the shit out of me. I am not a "resident troll."

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:28 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

No. You posted his comment without context. Do try to work some consistency into your schtick.

-- John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjusten@gmail.com
Um, he said he likes the way I think. I responded: Gasp! You mean for myself? And he responded in the affirmative and said something about ILE tending to goose-step in line.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:29 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

so you can't name anyone? take yr pity where you can get it?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 9:30 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

I've never approached the board with the intention of chumming up real close with anyone, in particular, so there is truly nobody I have singled out to intentionally befriend off the internet. I just don't care that much.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:32 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

Like I said, I like you all, regardless of whether or not you hate me. Occasionally, I may seem strange to you, but it is not with the intention of mere trolling. I'll be back, so... see ya later!

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:35 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

i mean ANY OTHER person on this thread hell on this board could come up with a name like that - and you can't. why is that? and - somehow despite me repeating it again and again (which makes me think it's seriously just a reading comprehension thing or maybe you're just blocking or some psycholingo) - we're not talking 'real friends' here, we're talking 'internet friends' ie someone you've had an actual give and take conversation with where both parties didn't despise/loathe/pity the other. jagger's been posting here just a few months, had several calls for banning, and could whip off 12 names no problem like that. i don't think he's met any ilxors offline and have no evidence he's seriously interested in doing so. you on the other hand have posted here for years and have made serious efforts to stalk ilxors offline and yet can't come up with a single name - how is this possible?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 9:37 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

I just explained it to you, numbnuts.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:38 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

I've never approached the board with the intention of chumming up real close with anyone

What is your intention of being on the board?

-- stet (vmdnb900...), November 20th, 2006 9:40 PM. (stet) (later)

What is your intention of being on the board?

Communication, my friend.

xpost Also, please stop lying and spinning, spinny mcspinster. I'm a racist and a stalker. What next? Pedophile? Oh, how about a fat asshole with a big beard?

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:41 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

Use of "numbnuts" twice to defend questionable points: -2 Charisma.

Please make a saving throw versus "full of shit."

-- John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjuste...), November 20th, 2006 9:43 PM. (johnjusten) (later)

no you just dodged the question, again. i mean if this is just another 'plz everybody pity me' tactic it's working so 'kudos' on that front but you said above in response to 'has no friends here' 'sure i do' and then when asked to put or shut up as it were responded with a hem hawing 'um, well no, no i don't not really'. so did you just not realize when you made the statement that you didn't have any 'friends' here and seriusly why do you think nobody, and i mean nobody (unless suddenly you can name a name), likes you? i mean even oj has defenders on ilx.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 9:43 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

Dude, it's a fucking strawman. Like I can't see that or something?!

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:44 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

Tell you what: since YOU'RE NOT BANNED, you start a thread simple titled "IS ANYONE WILLING TO REP FOR BOBBY GANUSH / DICK BUTTKISS (AKA NUDE SPOCK) BECAUSE HE IS BANNED AND CLAIMING HE HAS FRIENDS WHO WANT TO TALK TO HIM"

There you go. If nothing else, you will get major points for being funny and taunting me.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:46 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

Because, if they DON'T want to talk to me, then I tell ya, I'm confused that they do so frequently.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:48 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

Why clutter the Mod Req board with hundreds of people posting "No. Fuck that guy."?

-- John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjuste...), November 20th, 2006 9:49 PM. (johnjusten) (later)

i don't think you understand what 'strawman' (or 'communication' apparently) means (a hunch you know what 'restraining order' means though). i mean seriously NOT ONE PERSON? how is that possible? why do you keep dodging the questions? COMMUNICATE WITH US.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 9:49 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

On the ILE Board,numbnuts (that makes 3x!)

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:49 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

I don't think you understand strawman. You've advanced this argument which I am not interested in and claim victory. Yet, I've just asked you to prove your case yourself and you sidestepped it. Strawman.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:51 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

Why clutter ILE with hundreds of people posting "No. Fuck that guy."?

-- John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjuste...), November 20th, 2006 9:52 PM. (johnjusten) (later)

i mean seriously NOT ONE PERSON? how is that possible? why do you keep dodging the questions?

Gee, wasn't there a thread recently about a guy going up to Buzz Aldrin and asking him to swear on the bible that he landed on the moon? And then, because he wouldn't, he claimed that made Buzz a liar? What do you think about that? Pretty fucking STRANGE that he wouldn't swear on the Bible, don't you think? WHY IS THAT?

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:53 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

Why clutter ILE with hundreds of people posting "No. Fuck that guy."?

Sounds fair! You buttoned that up nicely.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:54 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

And the beat goes on.

-- mark grout (mark.grou...), November 20th, 2006 9:56 PM. (mark grout) (later)

As I said, people LIKE talking to me...

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:56 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

Why clutter ILE with hundreds of people posting "No. Fuck that guy."?

To use jblount's awesome tactic: What's the matter? Afraid some people might rep for me??!??! Huh? Chicken? Huh?

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 10:00 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

I would.

But then, I repped for Marissa Marchant, and look what happened.

-- mark grout (mark.grou...), November 20th, 2006 10:04 PM. (mark grout) (later)

I'm afraid I don't know that story.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 10:08 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

uh oh!

Washed up comic hurls racial epithets at loud obnoxious blacks SHOCKA!

You know what would rule? If Americans just stopped apologizing and owned up to their true feelings. People are flawed. History was a lot of bad news. The internet's full of whiners. Asi es la vida.

Maybe if the country began an UNCENSORED dialogue, then it could finally begin to sort itself out.

-- maria b (maria...), November 21st, 2006 3:03 AM. (maria b)

ban maria b.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 10:09 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

i can't figure out where this "battle of wills" thing comes from, as it takes a moment for a mod to drop a username ban. sure, he hops on a new wifi signal to beat the ip block and re-registers, but come on, ten seconds modding vs. two-three minutes re-reg.

it's obvious if NS had been posting during UK hours or fucking with the UK chit chat threads he'd have long been neutralized.

-- songs and ballads of the bituminous miners (mikeoptin...), November 20th, 2006 10:14 PM. (sanskrit) (later)

So, I guess you won't rep for me, then?

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 10:15 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

Ban Nude Spock, plz.

-- Joe Isuzu's Petals (crump...), November 20th, 2006 10:23 PM. (Rock Hardy) (later)

i'm sorry what argument am i putting forth again nude spock? besides 'nude spock claims he has tons of friends on ilx but can't name a single one when EVERY OTHER ilxor could do so easily' in which case how am i not winning this 'argument' since you can't even maintain a consistent counterargument nevermind yknow shut me up and name someone. i mean i know this is a 'cry for help' or whatever but do put forth some effort, 'least liked ilxor' is a bad enough title - you want 'most boring' also? (easier sidechallenge - name one ilxor who finds you interesting).

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 11:01 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

Right, that's the one. Now, get to proving it.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 11:09 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

C'mon, j blount! It's your strawman. I can't beat it for you. Make that post for me, fella. Prove your point. What are ya, chicken? Pluck, pluck?

The real, sad truth is you are one of the pathetic wrecked egos left in the wake of Hurricane Hilarious (that's me) and it kills you. People hate you despite your apparent efforts to be "friends in real life."

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 11:20 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

what 'apparent efforts' are these again? and AGAIN you said you have 'plenty' of friends on ilx and i said name one (ANY other ilxor could name one easily and you've had SEVERAL hours and couldn't come up with one ilxor to rep for you) and you've been dodging it ever since. seriously - is this new illiterate nude spock just another pity ploy? how much pity do you need? (suspect you can't answer this question either).

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 11:33 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

*crickets*

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 11:37 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

wow, you must be stupid. I said very plainly, this is your strawman, so YOU can prove it. Post that thread on ILE. You keep sidestepping that. Hmmm.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 11:40 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

-- mookieproof (mookieproo...), November 20th, 2006 11:42 PM. (mookieproof) (later)

he was trying some sorta edgy routine that he didn't have the finesse to pull off and then when it went bad kept digging a bigger and bigger hole (from what i can tell about his cbs appearance above he ain't stopped yet)
-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 4:25 AM. (papa la bas)

Jeez, give the guy a little more credit, Grand Wizard of the KKK.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 11:42 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

so you can't name one name then?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 11:43 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

can you answer any of the other questions? you need me to repeat them?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 11:44 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

so you won't start that thread then? need I ask you again?

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 11:45 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

ok here's another question: what exactly motivates you to stalk someone based on their internet postings? did you meet yr 'girlfriend' this way?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 11:47 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

no, i'm not starting a thread to ask again what i've already asked you here. is there a reason you can't answer here? name one name.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 11:48 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

On a thread called "ban nude spock" you already got one guy who said he would rep for me. I named Roger Fidelity already. If you want to beat the strawman any further, go ahead and start the thread. I double-dog dare you. Unless of course you are chicken.

Now, of course, realizing the error you've made, you're back on the fictional stalking crap.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 11:48 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

(i already forgot the guy who said he would rep for me)

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 11:49 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

oh yeah, mark grout.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 11:50 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

i must've missed where mark grout said he was yr friend, give me a link.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 11:50 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

no, i'm not starting a thread to ask again what i've already asked you here. is there a reason you can't answer here? name one name.

Gee, how convincing! You disregard every answer I do give and keep harping on the same strawman. Good strategy. Not only have you convinced me, but certainly everyone else!

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 11:51 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

i must've missed where mark grout said he was yr friend, give me a link.

Oh, he never said that. Just that he would rep for me.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 11:52 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

and again you really really should look up 'strawman' or something cuz you're using the term incorrectly. unless it's yet another pity ploy. you never answered that question btw: why the pity ploys?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 11:52 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

AGAIN nude spock you said you have 'plenty' of friends on ilx and then i and ned said name one and then you hemmed and hawed and dodged the question for a few hours so now after admitting (nad humiliating yrself in yet another desperate pity ploy presumably) that oops not mark grout after all i ask you AGAIN name one name.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 11:54 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

You've set up a false argument that I claim to have all these friends and now you're beating it down, when in actuality all I said was that everyone on ILX is my friend, even if they hate me! My argument is that people like me, as verifiable by the fact that they like talking to me both friendly and they like arguing with me. If they didn't, they would ignore me. You seem to have slow comprehension skills.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 11:55 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

or answer any of the other questions (unless you're chicken, pluck pluck, other things that pass for hilarious in new jersey laundromats). here's another one: yr girlfriend know about yr stalking habit?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 11:55 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

Do you see the strawman yet, genius?

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 11:56 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

again with the "stalking?" my girlfriend laughs her fucking ass off at this shit, actually.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 11:56 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

AGAIN you posted -

has no friends here - sure I do!

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:10 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later) - and then when asked AGAIN and AGAIN name one have dodged the question in a multitude of increasingly unsuccessful manners. so AGAIN name one name.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 11:57 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

ok here's another question: what do you think strawman means? do you think it means 'asks questions you can't bear to answer'?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 11:58 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

Right, and I clarified that: you're all my friends, even if you hate me. It's a one-sided kind of friendship, in a way, sure. But, people like talking to me.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 11:58 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

As I stated, douchebag:

You've set up a false argument that I claim to have all these friends and now you're beating it down,

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 11:59 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

prediction: 24 hours from now nude spock still won't be able to answer a single one of these questions. prove me wrong nude spock! maybe you can stalk nabisco and he can help you out!

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 12:00 AM. (papa la bas) (later)

A strawman = false argument for purposes of beating

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 12:00 AM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

ok so you're claiming now that you didn't post has no friends here - sure I do!

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:10 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later) ??? am i confusing you with another stalker in new jersey?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 12:01 AM. (papa la bas) (later)

NEXT ACTUAL MOD:

PLEASE LOCK THIS THREAD AND CONTINUE DISCUSSION ON HITS JESUS IF NECESSARY

-- DOCTOR METH KING (tombo...), November 21st, 2006 12:02 AM. (TOMBOT) (later)

NOTE "PLEASE"

-- DOCTOR METH KING (tombo...), November 21st, 2006 12:02 AM. (TOMBOT) (later)

seconded, there's a point in which even i get bored picking on a nerd (not yet though nude spock - don't worry!).

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 12:04 AM. (papa la bas) (later)

Sorry, I had to take a break there to watch Richards apologize on Letterman. Now... as you were saying... bullshit questions you'd like me to answer? I think I'll pass on your tempting offer as you have obviously chosen to do with mine.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 12:07 AM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

Right, james. You are really learning disabled. I'm sorry for that, but it must be said. You are my friend. I've just named one. You.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 12:07 AM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

he was trying some sorta edgy routine that he didn't have the finesse to pull off and then when it went bad kept digging a bigger and bigger hole (from what i can tell about his cbs appearance above he ain't stopped yet)
-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 4:25 AM. (papa la bas)

Jeez, give the guy a little more credit, Grand Wizard of the KKK.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 12:08 AM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

zing!

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 12:09 AM. (papa la bas) (later)

thanks, friend, I appreciate the support in light of your conflicted, jealousy issues

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 12:09 AM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

name one name.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 12:10 AM. (papa la bas) (later)

Everyone on this thread, for starters.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 12:10 AM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

Have I not explained the concept thoroughly enough for you yet?

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 12:11 AM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

name one name.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 12:13 AM. (papa la bas) (later)

Oh, lots of people here like me. If they don't, then they've been oddly friendly with me over and over and over and over for the past 6 years.

I just talk to whoever talks back. I don't actually pay too much attention to names.

Tell you what: since YOU'RE NOT BANNED, you start a thread simple titled "IS ANYONE WILLING TO REP FOR BOBBY GANUSH / DICK BUTTKISS (AKA NUDE SPOCK) BECAUSE HE IS BANNED AND CLAIMING HE HAS FRIENDS WHO WANT TO TALK TO HIM"

There you go. If nothing else, you will get major points for being funny and taunting me.

Because, if they DON'T want to talk to me, then I tell ya, I'm confused that they do so frequently.

Everyone is my friend. Thus, Uri Frendimein

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 12:13 AM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

getting it yet? Or shall I simply repeat myself like you?

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 12:14 AM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

has no friends here - sure I do!

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:10 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 12:15 AM. (papa la bas) (later)

keep proving me right nude spock!

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 12:16 AM. (papa la bas) (later)

j blount, what I find funniest of all is people really hate you because of who you really are. People hate me based on a silly misunderstood remark or the hooplah from cretins like yourself. But, people genuinely dislike you and Tombot, etc. because you're just pricks. Plain and simple. It must suck, huh? :-(

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 12:16 AM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

has no friends here - sure I do!

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:10 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

name one name nude spock.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 12:17 AM. (papa la bas) (later)

You seem to think your misunderstanding constitutes proof. I am sorry that you are so retarded, but you are wrong.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 12:17 AM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

just one name

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 12:18 AM. (papa la bas) (later)

Tell you what: since YOU'RE NOT BANNED, you start a thread simple titled "IS ANYONE WILLING TO REP FOR BOBBY GANUSH / DICK BUTTKISS (AKA NUDE SPOCK) BECAUSE HE IS BANNED AND CLAIMING HE HAS FRIENDS WHO WANT TO TALK TO HIM"

There you go. If nothing else, you will get major points for being funny and taunting me.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 2:46 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

Because, if they DON'T want to talk to me, then I tell ya, I'm confused that they do so frequently.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 12:18 AM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

I already gave you everyone's names on the whole fucking board, idiot.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 12:18 AM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

name one name nude spock.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 12:19 AM. (papa la bas) (later)

just one who'll rep for you.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 12:19 AM. (papa la bas) (later)

Oh, lots of people here like me. If they don't, then they've been oddly friendly with me over and over and over and over for the past 6 years.

I just talk to whoever talks back. I don't actually pay too much attention to names.

Tell you what: since YOU'RE NOT BANNED, you start a thread simple titled "IS ANYONE WILLING TO REP FOR BOBBY GANUSH / DICK BUTTKISS (AKA NUDE SPOCK) BECAUSE HE IS BANNED AND CLAIMING HE HAS FRIENDS WHO WANT TO TALK TO HIM"

There you go. If nothing else, you will get major points for being funny and taunting me.

Because, if they DON'T want to talk to me, then I tell ya, I'm confused that they do so frequently.

Everyone is my friend. Thus, Uri Frendimein

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 12:19 AM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

didn't we already cover that? Dude said he would right here. I didn't ask him.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 12:20 AM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

name one name or answer any of the other questions. yr pick.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 12:20 AM. (papa la bas) (later)

genuinely curious about the nude spock stalking techniques, start there maybe. make it interesting.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 12:21 AM. (papa la bas) (later)

COMMMUNICATE

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 12:21 AM. (papa la bas) (later)

now is this "name one name" who'll REP for me? Because we already covered that: mark grout said he would. Or "name one name" who's my friend? Because we covered that too.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 12:21 AM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

genuinely curious about the nude spock stalking techniques, start there maybe. make it interesting.

Okay, first name the incident.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 12:22 AM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

AGAIN you posted - has no friends here - sure I do!

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:10 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later) and i asked you to name one name and you've dodged the question in a manner of increasingly desperate bids for pity for several hours. answer one of the other questions if that one makes you uncomfortable. or name one name. yr pick.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 12:23 AM. (papa la bas) (later)

AGAIN I posted:

Oh, lots of people here like me. If they don't, then they've been oddly friendly with me over and over and over and over for the past 6 years.

I just talk to whoever talks back. I don't actually pay too much attention to names.

Tell you what: since YOU'RE NOT BANNED, you start a thread simple titled "IS ANYONE WILLING TO REP FOR BOBBY GANUSH / DICK BUTTKISS (AKA NUDE SPOCK) BECAUSE HE IS BANNED AND CLAIMING HE HAS FRIENDS WHO WANT TO TALK TO HIM"

There you go. If nothing else, you will get major points for being funny and taunting me.

Because, if they DON'T want to talk to me, then I tell ya, I'm confused that they do so frequently.

Everyone is my friend. Thus, Uri Frendimein

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 12:23 AM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

which one was the one you emailed rape fantasies to again? tell me about how you stalked him.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 12:24 AM. (papa la bas) (later)

or name one name.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 12:24 AM. (papa la bas) (later)

so now you're just making shit up? Well, that figures.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 12:24 AM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

Oh, lots of people here like me. If they don't, then they've been oddly friendly with me over and over and over and over for the past 6 years.

I just talk to whoever talks back. I don't actually pay too much attention to names.

Tell you what: since YOU'RE NOT BANNED, you start a thread simple titled "IS ANYONE WILLING TO REP FOR BOBBY GANUSH / DICK BUTTKISS (AKA NUDE SPOCK) BECAUSE HE IS BANNED AND CLAIMING HE HAS FRIENDS WHO WANT TO TALK TO HIM"

There you go. If nothing else, you will get major points for being funny and taunting me.

Because, if they DON'T want to talk to me, then I tell ya, I'm confused that they do so frequently.

Everyone is my friend. Thus, Uri Frendimein

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 12:25 AM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

Oh, lots of people here like me. If they don't, then they've been oddly friendly with me over and over and over and over for the past 6 years.

I just talk to whoever talks back. I don't actually pay too much attention to names.

Tell you what: since YOU'RE NOT BANNED, you start a thread simple titled "IS ANYONE WILLING TO REP FOR BOBBY GANUSH / DICK BUTTKISS (AKA NUDE SPOCK) BECAUSE HE IS BANNED AND CLAIMING HE HAS FRIENDS WHO WANT TO TALK TO HIM"

There you go. If nothing else, you will get major points for being funny and taunting me.

Because, if they DON'T want to talk to me, then I tell ya, I'm confused that they do so frequently.

Everyone is my friend. Thus, Uri Frendimein

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 12:25 AM. (Uri Frendimein) (later) - name one name who'll rep for this. just one. or answer any of the other questions. yr pick.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 12:26 AM. (papa la bas) (later)

you seem to not understand this:

Oh, lots of people here like me. If they don't, then they've been oddly friendly with me over and over and over and over for the past 6 years.

I just talk to whoever talks back. I don't actually pay too much attention to names.

Tell you what: since YOU'RE NOT BANNED, you start a thread simple titled "IS ANYONE WILLING TO REP FOR BOBBY GANUSH / DICK BUTTKISS (AKA NUDE SPOCK) BECAUSE HE IS BANNED AND CLAIMING HE HAS FRIENDS WHO WANT TO TALK TO HIM"

There you go. If nothing else, you will get major points for being funny and taunting me.

Because, if they DON'T want to talk to me, then I tell ya, I'm confused that they do so frequently.

Everyone is my friend. Thus, Uri Frendimein

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 12:27 AM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

Oh, lots of people here like me. If they don't, then they've been oddly friendly with me over and over and over and over for the past 6 years.

I just talk to whoever talks back. I don't actually pay too much attention to names.

Tell you what: since

(Lee is Free)
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(mark s)
(David St. Hubbins)
(pisces)
(Daniel Giraffe)
(Edward III)
(wogan lenin)
(emil.y)
(wogan lenin)
(mark grout)
(Rev. Hoodoo)
(Cap'n Guthrie)
(def zep)
(Ramzi Awn)
(Erock Lazron)
(Bee OK)
(R_S)
(gwynywdd dwnyt fyrwr byychydd gww)
(scott seward)
(GLC)
(timmy tannin)
(scott seward)
(timmy tannin)
(Umpire Teen)
(def zep)
(mark s)
(Sundar)
(Jamesy)
(Ramzi Awn)
(T. Weiss)
(Umpire Teen)
(Jeff K)
(The Brainwasher)
(bo janglin)
(mark e)
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(nico van der watt)
(Jim Reckling)
(Bidfurd)
(Ned Raggett)
(DRAGON BONG Z)
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(Fritz Wollner)
(erv)
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(Bill E)
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(Geir Hongro)
(Matt DeLaere)
(The Android Cat)
(Ronan)
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(Ned Raggett)
(2 american 4 u)
(wogan lenin)
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(Shakey Mo Collier)
(Mark)
(Chuck_Tatum)
(wogan lenin)
(Monty Von Byonga)
(Johnny Fever)
(gypsy mothra)
(Bob Willis Is Still The King)
(dan)
(Digestion is Easy)
(Matthew Perpetua!)
(Shakey Mo Collier)
(polyphonic)

Some may be listed twice, but that's because I just copied the new answers from ILM.

No, because I genuinely like this douchebag! I've already told him he's my friend several times.

xpost - link to where they repped for you son! you better ask somebody!

choose wisely

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-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 1:01 AM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

keep proving me right new jersey

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-- and what (an...), November 17th, 2006 4:59 AM. (ooo) (tracklink) (1 trackback)

Answers

they can't, man. it's one of those ninja ISP deals.

-- Marmot (marmotwolo...), November 17th, 2006 5:40 AM. (marmotwolof)

Could mods at least lock the threads he starts?

-- 31g (31198...), November 17th, 2006 8:25 AM. (31g)

i agree with the op, the last thing we need here are resident trolls

-- PRKLTR (fffffezaff...), November 17th, 2006 10:18 AM. (flezaffe)

The dude is clearly an enormous cockfarmer but militantly locking all his threads will only encourage him to make a nuisance of himself on other people's*, which is probably worse. Better to let him play in his own sandpit I suppose. I might ban his latest sockpuppet though.

*More than he does already, that is.

-- Matt DC (runmd...), November 17th, 2006 10:30 AM. (Matt DC)

Yeah, you're probably right.

-- 31g (31198...), November 17th, 2006 10:35 AM. (31g)

WHAT?! I don't understand. Ya get a little drunk, ya make a little weird post. Next thing you know, you're banned. What's so terrible about the above thread, anyway?

-- Totally Different Guy Now (butt.dickas...), November 17th, 2006 10:35 AM. (Dick Butkus)

I have a funny response to the "Short? Blame your dad. Fat? Blame your mom." thread. But, I am locked out. So unfair. Here, let me just post it here, then: "Asshole? Blame your uncle."

-- Totally Different Guy Now (butt.dickas...), November 17th, 2006 10:37 AM. (Dick Butkus)

Especially shocking what with the rash of ILXors who've been coming out in my defense lately. I'm no troll and ILX knows it. Why, this'll never stand in court!

-- Totally Different Guy Now (butt.dickas...), November 17th, 2006 10:41 AM. (Dick Butkus)

I wish there was a way of covertly banning everyone EXCEPT Nude Spock from his own threads, leaving him ranting in the face of an enormous tumbleweed wondering why no one is bothering to respond.

-- Matt DC (runmd...), November 17th, 2006 10:44 AM. (Matt DC)

If more people felt like you, it wouldn't be necessary. But, alas, people like talking to me.

-- Totally Different Guy Now (butt.dickas...), November 17th, 2006 10:46 AM. (Dick Butkus)

(... and when they don't, the threads sink like a rock... it's a self-adjusting system that really doesn't need any dictators)

-- Totally Different Guy Now (butt.dickas...), November 17th, 2006 10:48 AM. (Dick Butkus)

See? This thread, for instance, is starting to look like an enormous tumbleweed.

-- Totally Different Guy Now (butt.dickas...), November 17th, 2006 10:52 AM. (Dick Butkus)

I wish there was a way of covertly banning everyone EXCEPT Nude Spock from his own threads, leaving him ranting in the face of an enormous tumbleweed wondering why no one is bothering to respond.

-- Matt DC, November 16th, 2006 9:44 PM. (Matt DC) (link)

FEATURE REQUEST

WHERE IS KEEF

-- DOCTOR METH KING (tombo...), November 17th, 2006 2:28 PM. (TOMBOT)

Get your wishes lined up

-- Totally Different Guy Now (butt.dickas...), November 17th, 2006 4:17 PM. (Dick Butkus)

there's already an ilx feature the mods could deploy that would effectively take care of nude spock (not sure why i'd bother, seems like there's bigger fish to fry than some bitter dry cleaner from new jersey), mods email me for juicy details.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 17th, 2006 6:39 PM. (papa la bas)

Where'd you get the idea I'm a bitter dry cleaner from New Jersey? About the only thing you got correct there is that there are bigger fish to fry! I can understand the drycleaner from new jersey bit just being an attempt to flat-out insult me, but bitter? I seem bitter to you?! Maybe that was the wrong emphasis. I seem bitter to you?! I think I'm a pretty jovial fellow. You, on the other hand, seem like one of the more irritable peeps on ILX.

-- Totally Different Guy Now (butt.dickas...), November 17th, 2006 7:37 PM. (Dick Butkus)

ain't what yr mom said last night

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 17th, 2006 8:41 PM. (papa la bas)

Oh, when you were fuckin' her?! Boys oh boys, that really makes me angry when people fuck my mom. You've attained your goal, mr. miserable man. I'm really t.o.'ed.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 17th, 2006 9:46 PM. (Uri Frendimein)

ban nude spock

-- anticon jemima (an...), November 20th, 2006 7:32 PM. (ooo)

COSIGN

-- dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (juror...), November 20th, 2006 7:34 PM. (Dom Passantino)

don't fucking acknowledge him

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), November 20th, 2006 7:46 PM. (gear)

Gear otm.

-- Beth S. (blanke...), November 20th, 2006 8:11 PM. (Ex Leon)

Dude has to go.

-- stet (vmdnb900...), November 20th, 2006 8:16 PM. (stet)

can't stand the competition?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 8:19 PM. (papa la bas)

thing is the dude isn't derailing threads, he's getting people to respond to him in an escalating manner, and that derails threads. don't reply, don't mention his name, don't acknowledge his presence (i.e. get that ignore feature working soon plz)

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), November 20th, 2006 8:30 PM. (gear)

Yep, that's it blount, you savvy motherfucker. Bang to rights.

-- stet (vmdnb900...), November 20th, 2006 8:32 PM. (stet)

gear i've argued for the ignore function too but the brits think it will 'ruin' the board.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 8:33 PM. (papa la bas)

It would! For every pointless troll you lose, you also lose the friction between genuine yet completely opposing viewpoints that make some threads worthwhile.

-- stet (vmdnb900...), November 20th, 2006 8:35 PM. (stet)

where are these threads?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 8:38 PM. (papa la bas)

i highly doubt people would use the ignore function because they, say, disagree over the top 3 tracks on the girls aloud album. i think it would be reserved for trolls.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), November 20th, 2006 8:42 PM. (gear)

i'd deploy it like adblock pretty much

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 8:43 PM. (papa la bas)

i mean i guess the choice is ignore function or deleting the dude's accounts if he has them (is ile reg only?)

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), November 20th, 2006 8:46 PM. (gear)

It depends on your definition of troll, though. There are threads where I've wanted to ignore people I assumed were just trolling yet who have later on convinced me I was wrong.

xpost but the difference in choices is that a mod does that once almost everyone is calling for his/her head, and so everyone continues to see the same thread, not a hundred different variations of it

-- stet (vmdnb900...), November 20th, 2006 8:48 PM. (stet)

There's code things going to find a third way, though.

-- stet (vmdnb900...), November 20th, 2006 8:51 PM. (stet)

well i don't know this dude's history, except i guess he's some creepy guy who stalked ally once and continues to pop up here mostly on threads that deal with race. maybe jaymc has a file on him?

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), November 20th, 2006 8:51 PM. (gear)

ile is reg only, yes. nude spock has actually been banned more than once, he just creates a new username when one gets banned (and seems to have a buncha sock puppets on the go at any one time anyway) and when he gets ip banned, he just gets right back here via a proxy, then goes on about it as if using a proxy made you extra-special-clever or something.

Yes, it's a pain in the ass, I know.

gear's advice is otm. If he's that annoying to you, don't even fucking acknowedge the guy.

-- Pashmina (vietgrov...), November 20th, 2006 8:51 PM. (Pashmina)

Nothing trolly about me. Open your fucking minds.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 8:56 PM. (Uri Frendimein)

xcept i guess he's some creepy guy who stalked ally once and continues to pop up here mostly on threads that deal with race

This is totally untrue. I have no idea what the Ally stalking thing is about other than she was someone I enjoyed arguing with and berating back in 2001. For some reason, when she got married, I first heard of the "stalking."

I appear on MOSTLY threads that DO NOT deal with race.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 8:58 PM. (Uri Frendimein)

irrelevant

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 9:01 PM. (papa la bas)

stet, out of curiosity, how difficult would an ignore function be to implement? is the lack of one more due to this philosophy of "ignore no one"?

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), November 20th, 2006 9:01 PM. (gear)

yeah how bout we try it on a 'trial basis' like the registration thing?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 9:02 PM. (papa la bas)

irrelevant

haha, that's good. I guess that irritated you. Good, good!

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:04 PM. (Uri Frendimein)

yeah we should give it a shot for a week or so, maybe? two weeks? and if there are complaints about it not working, then we can get rid of it. and if people don't want to use it, they don't have to.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), November 20th, 2006 9:06 PM. (gear)

Here's what jblount can't stop reffering to:

your poor girlfriend! if only they had neighborhoods whites could gentrify free of persecution.

Irrelevant.

Or, could you explain to me how this is relevant? Think this would stand up in a court of law? White girl deserves to be accosted because she works in Harlem?

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:09 PM. (Uri Frendimein)

irrelevant

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 9:09 PM. (papa la bas)

ban jblount

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:10 PM. (Uri Frendimein)

stet, out of curiosity, how difficult would an ignore function be to implement? is the lack of one more due to this philosophy of "ignore no one"?

It's pretty much down to philosophy, and not technically hard at all -- the delete posts option doesn't actually delete posts, it justs sets them to "ignore" in the new code. Regardless: this new stuff isn't tested at all yet, so we need to get moved over and working before adding anything to it.

(If you use Greasemonkey, it shouldn't be hard to knock up a script to ignore usernames on the new place, just like AdBlock. I could knock one up for you to try out, if you liked)

-- stet (vmdnb900...), November 20th, 2006 9:10 PM. (stet)

Though then fuckers will just ignore me when I'm being a twat :(

-- stet (vmdnb900...), November 20th, 2006 9:11 PM. (stet)

No, believe me, these fuckers want to argue. They will eventually argue to the things they have ignored when they see it quoted by other people.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:12 PM. (Uri Frendimein)

irrelevant

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 9:13 PM. (papa la bas)

ban jblount

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:13 PM. (Uri Frendimein)

feel free!

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 9:14 PM. (papa la bas)

i'm actually more interested in the possibility of having a test run on ILX! i think the vast majority of posters would welcome it and those who wouldn't could be assured that it's a test run for the time being (that could turn permanent if in the end those posters don't have a problem with it)

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), November 20th, 2006 9:14 PM. (gear)

fat guys with beards have it rough enough already

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:15 PM. (Uri Frendimein)

and i think worrying about people seeing different variants of ILX because of this function is unnecessary. also, the ignore function could work as a good cooling-off function for a poster to remove themselves from an argument. i dunno, this is all speculative but i think it would be a good idea.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), November 20th, 2006 9:21 PM. (gear)

I don't think it would hurt anything to try it out, at least on an experimental basis.

-- Beth S. (blanke...), November 20th, 2006 9:24 PM. (Ex Leon)

FWIW I'm not really sure what the stalking thing is about either, though I think it is hilarious.

I am also with gear on this one.

-- Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyza...), November 20th, 2006 9:30 PM. (allyzay)

actually i think the stalker meme has shifted to squirrel police now.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), November 20th, 2006 9:33 PM. (gear)

technically squirrel police is a missionary

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 9:38 PM. (papa la bas)

Just remembered where the stalking came from! I checked out some ILXors blog or myspace page which eventually led me to Ally's. It's nowhere near as stalkery as when I found Jaxon's website and began posting his pictures.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:49 PM. (Uri Frendimein)

squirrel police is just bizarre...he strikes me as being weirdly sincere, but with a tin ear for how his posts will be received.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), November 20th, 2006 9:52 PM. (gear)

o he's a bicurious stalker - that's nice!

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 9:56 PM. (papa la bas)

i can understand the teamup w/ jaymc now

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2006 9:56 PM. (papa la bas)

Oh, was that when you were trolling around looking for photos that proved Tom resembled Jared from Subway? That was a pretty hilarious thread, when you pulled up a guy that was A) not Tom B) not even wearing glasses and seemed kind of sheepish about the whole affair. I do remember that, that IS where the stalking meme came from. Well, at least it was a hilarious way of becoming a stalker.

-- Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyza...), November 20th, 2006 9:58 PM. (allyzay)

Yes, I believe you're correct on that. Then, I discovered he really looked more like Red Hot Ryder, which is even funnier.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 10:14 PM. (Uri Frendimein)

Any relation to Hot Lips?

-- Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyza...), November 20th, 2006 10:19 PM. (allyzay)

not likely

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 10:28 PM. (Uri Frendimein)

Why not ip ban him?

-- roc u like a § (jo...), November 20th, 2006 11:11 PM. (ex machina)

Why not ip ban you?

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 11:17 PM. (Uri Frendimein)

oh ZING

-- geoff (gffcnn...), November 20th, 2006 11:18 PM. (gcannon)

haha, thanks, I hadn't even considered what a great zing that was

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 11:21 PM. (Uri Frendimein)

Because I know how to use a proxy server?

-- roc u like a § (jo...), November 20th, 2006 11:22 PM. (ex machina)

then there's your reason, genius

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 11:23 PM. (Uri Frendimein)

ban nude spock

also heed gear's words and do not engage

-- am0n (...), November 21st, 2006 12:25 AM. (am0n)

ban am0n

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 12:28 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

in some ways I feel like the best thing we could do is to just block each of his username as he registers them.

this will obv. turn rapidly into a game of whack-a-mole between him & the mods, a struggle of wills, really, but right now we're not even putting up a fight, which seems to just embolden his ass to infest more and more threads with his bullshit. He said he would quit when we forced registration to post; then he said he would stick to his own threads; now he's everywhere, he even bothered to try trolling on the bug track board for the original ILX2 code project.

trying to train all the other users to recognize and disregard him seems like a losing battle. I think it might be better to just do whatever we can to at least show the fuck that his posting isn't to be tolerated, whether it shows results in the short run or not. Wear the asshole down.

-- DOCTOR METH KING (tombo...), November 21st, 2006 12:57 AM. (TOMBOT)

with his bullshit

"bullshit"

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 1:17 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

Hi, my name is every poster from 2001.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 1:18 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

yeah, it's just like Where's Waldo with you.

-- DOCTOR METH KING (tombo...), November 21st, 2006 1:22 AM. (TOMBOT)

It's very simple, really: my posts are no different from your own. They're just as obnoxious. You're actually more offensive and more of an asshole. So shut the fuck up already, asswipe.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 1:23 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

I like the way Bobby thinks.

And, you know, fuck you, Alex.

-- Big Juan (bliat...), November 21st, 2006 1:22 AM. (Roger Fidelity)

Oh, there's been oodles of posts like this recently. Want me to collect them all and post them here?

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 1:28 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

Probably should have been a little more selective, but I thought it was roffles all the way.

-- Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (el.jeffe.bonanz...), November 21st, 2006 1:27 AM. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows)

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 1:29 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

i think am0n and i are on the same page. when it comes to people you find annoying online, you should steer clear. bring the rules of engagement you would use in real life to ilx. unless your real-life rules of engagement include stompings and knifings, in which case you shouldn't.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), November 21st, 2006 1:30 AM. (gear)

If we can ban people for CSS fuckery (Jon) and mild racist statements (Daramouss), certainly we can ban this asshole for calling someone an oreo on the Excelsior thread, right? I realize "banning" is hard to do in this case, but at least make this sort of shit more difficult for him, plz.

-- John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjuste...), November 21st, 2006 1:41 AM. (johnjusten)

certainly we can ban this asshole for calling someone an oreo on the Excelsior thread, right?

No, because:

1. I have no idea what the guy's race is

2. I was making fun of WHITE PEOPLE, as I was making fun of the WHITE part of the oreo cookie. It's perfectly acceptable to make fun of white people, don't you know.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 1:44 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

You are full of shit.

i got one punchline with a long, occassionally painful setup.
Are you white?

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...) (webmail), November 20th, 2006 11:24 AM. (Uri Frendimein) (link)

No.
Should I be?

-- Hoosteen (merlindude0...) (webmail), November 20th, 2006 11:26 AM. (Hoosteen) (link)

You must be an oreo then because tightass crackers have no sense of humor.
-- Bobby Ganush (joh...) (webmail), November 20th, 2006 11:27 AM. (Uri Frendimein) (link)

-- John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjuste...), November 21st, 2006 1:47 AM. (johnjusten)

Exactly, thanks for posting the evidence.

I was making fun of the white part of the oreo cookie = making fun of white people

(the "tightass crackers" bit might've tipped you off, numbnuts.)

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 1:49 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

less handwringing more banning

-- geoff (gffcnn...), November 21st, 2006 1:57 AM. (gcannon)

*puts fist through The Internet*

-- You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (papiermachealamphibia...), November 21st, 2006 1:57 AM. (Haberdager)

TOMBOT for mod please. MORE BAN

-- roc u like a § (jo...), November 21st, 2006 1:58 AM. (ex machina)

-- roc u like a § (jo...), November 21st, 2006 1:59 AM. (ex machina)

Stick together, everyone! Let's not lose our heads!

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 2:01 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

never been productively involved in any conversation.
unremittingly hostile and/or attention seeking.
has no friends here.
arguments with him not about issues at all but about his own racist comments and general stupidity.
long history of all the above, well known.
BAN.

-- geoff (gffcnn...), November 21st, 2006 2:07 AM. (gcannon)

that's uncalled for!

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 2:07 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

never been productively involved in any conversation - see most recent thread about Michael Richards.

unremittingly hostile and/or attention seeking - stop projecting

has no friends here - sure I do!

arguments with him not about issues at all but about his own racist comments and general stupidity. - slanderous lies

long history of all the above, well known. - misunderstood by cretins

BAN - haha, right. see you later, chuckles.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 2:10 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

has no friends here - sure I do!

Who, exactly?

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), November 21st, 2006 2:12 AM. (Ned)

yes name names and get them to back you up (ten to one we get a certain klansman)

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 2:13 AM. (papa la bas)

Oh, lots of people here like me. If they don't, then they've been oddly friendly with me over and over and over and over for the past 6 years.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 2:14 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

knew you couldn't name anyone

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 2:15 AM. (papa la bas)

yes name names and get them to back you up (ten to one we get a certain klansman)

You're such a fucking douche. I guess you just hope and pray that by calling me enough slanderous names they'll stick.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 2:15 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

it's not that hard to get along with people here. it really isn't. people have their differences but everyone likes a dude who brings something good to the table. tons of threads go by a day, a lot of them with serious arguments, that are great and worth participating in. you're not on any of those. the problem is you. you are an asshole.

-- geoff (gffcnn...), November 21st, 2006 2:16 AM. (gcannon)

knew you couldn't name anyone

I just talk to whoever talks back. I don't actually pay too much attention to names.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 2:17 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

it's not that hard to get along with people here.

You're right. It really isn't. And I get along with most of them just fine. Out of the entire board, I know a handful of people by name and it's because it's the same assholes who are always up my ass.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 2:18 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

(who, by the way, I don't even really dislike)

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 2:19 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

if you don't pay attention to names how do you know who to stalk??? why are you afraid to admit you can't name a SINGLE person who'd rep for you? i mean even louis jagger had tons of people coming to his defense and that guy possibly fucks his mom, so you'd have to be pretty boring and stupid to not be able to get ANYONE to rep for you right? unless you can prove me wrong and shut me up by getting someone (note: not a certain klansman!) to rep for you. i'm pretty sure you can't and i'm pretty sure you're the only person on ilx who couldn't. now why is that?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 2:21 AM. (papa la bas)

In fact, you're all my friends! Thus, Uri Frendimein.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 2:22 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

I don't know. This guy Roger Fidelity just appeared to rep for me, didn't he?

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 2:22 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

No. You posted his comment without context. Do try to work some consistency into your schtick.

-- John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjuste...), November 21st, 2006 2:25 AM. (johnjusten)

why do you keep dodging the question? and seriously who hangs out in a place where not one single person remotely likes them? i'm thinking that maybe you've just been too stupid to realise this and hoping maybe somehow your continuing inability to name one person who'd consider you a 'friend' (note=internet friend, not real) would help it sink in but i don't know...do you have asperger's maybe? hmmm what exactly could you get out of hanging around people who pretty much universally (and again feel free to prove me wrong by naming one name) pity you? do you like to be pitied? is that it?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 2:27 AM. (papa la bas)

Who's the klansman?

-- stet (vmdnb900...), November 21st, 2006 2:27 AM. (stet)

Pashmina told me the other day he didn't think I was a troll, just a little weird. Someone else recently told me I was no weirder than anyone else on ILX and just got a bad rap.

Dom Passatino said for a long time he _thought_ I was a troll based on what people from 2001 were still harping on. He's probably changed his mind back again now, but all you anti-Spockists have poisoned the well.

Um... yeah, I really don't pay attention to names. I think that's why people like me. And people do like me. If they didn't, they would all ignore me. This was why I've said repeatedly that those who say "just ignore him" are so right on. But, people don't. People enjoy talking with me civilly and people enjoy arguing the shit out of me. I am not a "resident troll."

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 2:28 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

No. You posted his comment without context. Do try to work some consistency into your schtick.

-- John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjusten@gmail.com
Um, he said he likes the way I think. I responded: Gasp! You mean for myself? And he responded in the affirmative and said something about ILE tending to goose-step in line.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 2:29 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

so you can't name anyone? take yr pity where you can get it?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 2:30 AM. (papa la bas)

I've never approached the board with the intention of chumming up real close with anyone, in particular, so there is truly nobody I have singled out to intentionally befriend off the internet. I just don't care that much.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 2:32 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

Like I said, I like you all, regardless of whether or not you hate me. Occasionally, I may seem strange to you, but it is not with the intention of mere trolling. I'll be back, so... see ya later!

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 2:35 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

i mean ANY OTHER person on this thread hell on this board could come up with a name like that - and you can't. why is that? and - somehow despite me repeating it again and again (which makes me think it's seriously just a reading comprehension thing or maybe you're just blocking or some psycholingo) - we're not talking 'real friends' here, we're talking 'internet friends' ie someone you've had an actual give and take conversation with where both parties didn't despise/loathe/pity the other. jagger's been posting here just a few months, had several calls for banning, and could whip off 12 names no problem like that. i don't think he's met any ilxors offline and have no evidence he's seriously interested in doing so. you on the other hand have posted here for years and have made serious efforts to stalk ilxors offline and yet can't come up with a single name - how is this possible?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 2:37 AM. (papa la bas)

I just explained it to you, numbnuts.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 2:38 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

I've never approached the board with the intention of chumming up real close with anyone

What is your intention of being on the board?

-- stet (vmdnb900...), November 21st, 2006 2:40 AM. (stet)

What is your intention of being on the board?

Communication, my friend.

xpost Also, please stop lying and spinning, spinny mcspinster. I'm a racist and a stalker. What next? Pedophile? Oh, how about a fat asshole with a big beard?

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 2:41 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

Use of "numbnuts" twice to defend questionable points: -2 Charisma.

Please make a saving throw versus "full of shit."

-- John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjuste...), November 21st, 2006 2:43 AM. (johnjusten)

no you just dodged the question, again. i mean if this is just another 'plz everybody pity me' tactic it's working so 'kudos' on that front but you said above in response to 'has no friends here' 'sure i do' and then when asked to put or shut up as it were responded with a hem hawing 'um, well no, no i don't not really'. so did you just not realize when you made the statement that you didn't have any 'friends' here and seriusly why do you think nobody, and i mean nobody (unless suddenly you can name a name), likes you? i mean even oj has defenders on ilx.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 2:43 AM. (papa la bas)

Dude, it's a fucking strawman. Like I can't see that or something?!

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 2:44 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

Tell you what: since YOU'RE NOT BANNED, you start a thread simple titled "IS ANYONE WILLING TO REP FOR BOBBY GANUSH / DICK BUTTKISS (AKA NUDE SPOCK) BECAUSE HE IS BANNED AND CLAIMING HE HAS FRIENDS WHO WANT TO TALK TO HIM"

There you go. If nothing else, you will get major points for being funny and taunting me.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 2:46 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

Because, if they DON'T want to talk to me, then I tell ya, I'm confused that they do so frequently.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 2:48 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

Why clutter the Mod Req board with hundreds of people posting "No. Fuck that guy."?

-- John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjuste...), November 21st, 2006 2:49 AM. (johnjusten)

i don't think you understand what 'strawman' (or 'communication' apparently) means (a hunch you know what 'restraining order' means though). i mean seriously NOT ONE PERSON? how is that possible? why do you keep dodging the questions? COMMUNICATE WITH US.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 2:49 AM. (papa la bas)

On the ILE Board,numbnuts (that makes 3x!)

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 2:49 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

I don't think you understand strawman. You've advanced this argument which I am not interested in and claim victory. Yet, I've just asked you to prove your case yourself and you sidestepped it. Strawman.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 2:51 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

Why clutter ILE with hundreds of people posting "No. Fuck that guy."?

-- John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjuste...), November 21st, 2006 2:52 AM. (johnjusten)

i mean seriously NOT ONE PERSON? how is that possible? why do you keep dodging the questions?

Gee, wasn't there a thread recently about a guy going up to Buzz Aldrin and asking him to swear on the bible that he landed on the moon? And then, because he wouldn't, he claimed that made Buzz a liar? What do you think about that? Pretty fucking STRANGE that he wouldn't swear on the Bible, don't you think? WHY IS THAT?

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 2:53 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

Why clutter ILE with hundreds of people posting "No. Fuck that guy."?

Sounds fair! You buttoned that up nicely.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 2:54 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

And the beat goes on.

-- mark grout (mark.grou...), November 21st, 2006 2:56 AM. (mark grout)

As I said, people LIKE talking to me...

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 2:56 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

Why clutter ILE with hundreds of people posting "No. Fuck that guy."?

To use jblount's awesome tactic: What's the matter? Afraid some people might rep for me??!??! Huh? Chicken? Huh?

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 3:00 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

I would.

But then, I repped for Marissa Marchant, and look what happened.

-- mark grout (mark.grou...), November 21st, 2006 3:04 AM. (mark grout)

I'm afraid I don't know that story.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 3:08 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

uh oh!

Washed up comic hurls racial epithets at loud obnoxious blacks SHOCKA!

You know what would rule? If Americans just stopped apologizing and owned up to their true feelings. People are flawed. History was a lot of bad news. The internet's full of whiners. Asi es la vida.

Maybe if the country began an UNCENSORED dialogue, then it could finally begin to sort itself out.

-- maria b (maria...), November 21st, 2006 3:03 AM. (maria b)

ban maria b.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 3:09 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

i can't figure out where this "battle of wills" thing comes from, as it takes a moment for a mod to drop a username ban. sure, he hops on a new wifi signal to beat the ip block and re-registers, but come on, ten seconds modding vs. two-three minutes re-reg.

it's obvious if NS had been posting during UK hours or fucking with the UK chit chat threads he'd have long been neutralized.

-- songs and ballads of the bituminous miners (mikeoptin...), November 21st, 2006 3:14 AM. (sanskrit)

So, I guess you won't rep for me, then?

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 3:15 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

Ban Nude Spock, plz.

-- Joe Isuzu's Petals (crump...), November 21st, 2006 3:23 AM. (Rock Hardy)

i'm sorry what argument am i putting forth again nude spock? besides 'nude spock claims he has tons of friends on ilx but can't name a single one when EVERY OTHER ilxor could do so easily' in which case how am i not winning this 'argument' since you can't even maintain a consistent counterargument nevermind yknow shut me up and name someone. i mean i know this is a 'cry for help' or whatever but do put forth some effort, 'least liked ilxor' is a bad enough title - you want 'most boring' also? (easier sidechallenge - name one ilxor who finds you interesting).

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 4:01 AM. (papa la bas)

Right, that's the one. Now, get to proving it.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 4:09 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

C'mon, j blount! It's your strawman. I can't beat it for you. Make that post for me, fella. Prove your point. What are ya, chicken? Pluck, pluck?

The real, sad truth is you are one of the pathetic wrecked egos left in the wake of Hurricane Hilarious (that's me) and it kills you. People hate you despite your apparent efforts to be "friends in real life."

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 4:20 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

what 'apparent efforts' are these again? and AGAIN you said you have 'plenty' of friends on ilx and i said name one (ANY other ilxor could name one easily and you've had SEVERAL hours and couldn't come up with one ilxor to rep for you) and you've been dodging it ever since. seriously - is this new illiterate nude spock just another pity ploy? how much pity do you need? (suspect you can't answer this question either).

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 4:33 AM. (papa la bas)

*crickets*

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 4:37 AM. (papa la bas)

wow, you must be stupid. I said very plainly, this is your strawman, so YOU can prove it. Post that thread on ILE. You keep sidestepping that. Hmmm.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 4:40 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

-- mookieproof (mookieproo...), November 21st, 2006 4:42 AM. (mookieproof)

he was trying some sorta edgy routine that he didn't have the finesse to pull off and then when it went bad kept digging a bigger and bigger hole (from what i can tell about his cbs appearance above he ain't stopped yet)
-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 4:25 AM. (papa la bas)

Jeez, give the guy a little more credit, Grand Wizard of the KKK.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 4:42 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

so you can't name one name then?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 4:43 AM. (papa la bas)

can you answer any of the other questions? you need me to repeat them?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 4:44 AM. (papa la bas)

so you won't start that thread then? need I ask you again?

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 4:45 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

ok here's another question: what exactly motivates you to stalk someone based on their internet postings? did you meet yr 'girlfriend' this way?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 4:47 AM. (papa la bas)

no, i'm not starting a thread to ask again what i've already asked you here. is there a reason you can't answer here? name one name.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 4:48 AM. (papa la bas)

On a thread called "ban nude spock" you already got one guy who said he would rep for me. I named Roger Fidelity already. If you want to beat the strawman any further, go ahead and start the thread. I double-dog dare you. Unless of course you are chicken.

Now, of course, realizing the error you've made, you're back on the fictional stalking crap.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 4:48 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

(i already forgot the guy who said he would rep for me)

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 4:49 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

oh yeah, mark grout.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 4:50 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

i must've missed where mark grout said he was yr friend, give me a link.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 4:50 AM. (papa la bas)

no, i'm not starting a thread to ask again what i've already asked you here. is there a reason you can't answer here? name one name.

Gee, how convincing! You disregard every answer I do give and keep harping on the same strawman. Good strategy. Not only have you convinced me, but certainly everyone else!

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 4:51 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

i must've missed where mark grout said he was yr friend, give me a link.

Oh, he never said that. Just that he would rep for me.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 4:52 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

and again you really really should look up 'strawman' or something cuz you're using the term incorrectly. unless it's yet another pity ploy. you never answered that question btw: why the pity ploys?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 4:52 AM. (papa la bas)

AGAIN nude spock you said you have 'plenty' of friends on ilx and then i and ned said name one and then you hemmed and hawed and dodged the question for a few hours so now after admitting (nad humiliating yrself in yet another desperate pity ploy presumably) that oops not mark grout after all i ask you AGAIN name one name.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 4:54 AM. (papa la bas)

You've set up a false argument that I claim to have all these friends and now you're beating it down, when in actuality all I said was that everyone on ILX is my friend, even if they hate me! My argument is that people like me, as verifiable by the fact that they like talking to me both friendly and they like arguing with me. If they didn't, they would ignore me. You seem to have slow comprehension skills.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 4:55 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

or answer any of the other questions (unless you're chicken, pluck pluck, other things that pass for hilarious in new jersey laundromats). here's another one: yr girlfriend know about yr stalking habit?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 4:55 AM. (papa la bas)

Do you see the strawman yet, genius?

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 4:56 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

again with the "stalking?" my girlfriend laughs her fucking ass off at this shit, actually.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 4:56 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

AGAIN you posted -

has no friends here - sure I do!

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:10 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later) - and then when asked AGAIN and AGAIN name one have dodged the question in a multitude of increasingly unsuccessful manners. so AGAIN name one name.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 4:57 AM. (papa la bas)

ok here's another question: what do you think strawman means? do you think it means 'asks questions you can't bear to answer'?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 4:58 AM. (papa la bas)

Right, and I clarified that: you're all my friends, even if you hate me. It's a one-sided kind of friendship, in a way, sure. But, people like talking to me.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 4:58 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

As I stated, douchebag:

You've set up a false argument that I claim to have all these friends and now you're beating it down,

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 4:59 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

prediction: 24 hours from now nude spock still won't be able to answer a single one of these questions. prove me wrong nude spock! maybe you can stalk nabisco and he can help you out!

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 5:00 AM. (papa la bas)

A strawman = false argument for purposes of beating

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 5:00 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

ok so you're claiming now that you didn't post has no friends here - sure I do!

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:10 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later) ??? am i confusing you with another stalker in new jersey?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 5:01 AM. (papa la bas)

NEXT ACTUAL MOD:

PLEASE LOCK THIS THREAD AND CONTINUE DISCUSSION ON HITS JESUS IF NECESSARY

-- DOCTOR METH KING (tombo...), November 21st, 2006 5:02 AM. (TOMBOT)

NOTE "PLEASE"

-- DOCTOR METH KING (tombo...), November 21st, 2006 5:02 AM. (TOMBOT)

seconded, there's a point in which even i get bored picking on a nerd (not yet though nude spock - don't worry!).

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 5:04 AM. (papa la bas)

Sorry, I had to take a break there to watch Richards apologize on Letterman. Now... as you were saying... bullshit questions you'd like me to answer? I think I'll pass on your tempting offer as you have obviously chosen to do with mine.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 5:07 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

Right, james. You are really learning disabled. I'm sorry for that, but it must be said. You are my friend. I've just named one. You.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 5:07 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

he was trying some sorta edgy routine that he didn't have the finesse to pull off and then when it went bad kept digging a bigger and bigger hole (from what i can tell about his cbs appearance above he ain't stopped yet)
-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 4:25 AM. (papa la bas)

Jeez, give the guy a little more credit, Grand Wizard of the KKK.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 5:08 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

zing!

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 5:09 AM. (papa la bas)

thanks, friend, I appreciate the support in light of your conflicted, jealousy issues

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 5:09 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

name one name.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 5:10 AM. (papa la bas)

Everyone on this thread, for starters.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 5:10 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

Have I not explained the concept thoroughly enough for you yet?

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 5:11 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

name one name.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 5:13 AM. (papa la bas)

Oh, lots of people here like me. If they don't, then they've been oddly friendly with me over and over and over and over for the past 6 years.

I just talk to whoever talks back. I don't actually pay too much attention to names.

Tell you what: since YOU'RE NOT BANNED, you start a thread simple titled "IS ANYONE WILLING TO REP FOR BOBBY GANUSH / DICK BUTTKISS (AKA NUDE SPOCK) BECAUSE HE IS BANNED AND CLAIMING HE HAS FRIENDS WHO WANT TO TALK TO HIM"

There you go. If nothing else, you will get major points for being funny and taunting me.

Because, if they DON'T want to talk to me, then I tell ya, I'm confused that they do so frequently.

Everyone is my friend. Thus, Uri Frendimein

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 5:13 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

getting it yet? Or shall I simply repeat myself like you?

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 5:14 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

has no friends here - sure I do!

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:10 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 5:15 AM. (papa la bas)

keep proving me right nude spock!

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 5:16 AM. (papa la bas)

j blount, what I find funniest of all is people really hate you because of who you really are. People hate me based on a silly misunderstood remark or the hooplah from cretins like yourself. But, people genuinely dislike you and Tombot, etc. because you're just pricks. Plain and simple. It must suck, huh? :-(

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 5:16 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

has no friends here - sure I do!

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:10 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

name one name nude spock.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 5:17 AM. (papa la bas)

You seem to think your misunderstanding constitutes proof. I am sorry that you are so retarded, but you are wrong.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 5:17 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

just one name

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 5:18 AM. (papa la bas)

Tell you what: since YOU'RE NOT BANNED, you start a thread simple titled "IS ANYONE WILLING TO REP FOR BOBBY GANUSH / DICK BUTTKISS (AKA NUDE SPOCK) BECAUSE HE IS BANNED AND CLAIMING HE HAS FRIENDS WHO WANT TO TALK TO HIM"

There you go. If nothing else, you will get major points for being funny and taunting me.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 2:46 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

Because, if they DON'T want to talk to me, then I tell ya, I'm confused that they do so frequently.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 5:18 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

I already gave you everyone's names on the whole fucking board, idiot.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 5:18 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

name one name nude spock.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 5:19 AM. (papa la bas)

just one who'll rep for you.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 5:19 AM. (papa la bas)

Oh, lots of people here like me. If they don't, then they've been oddly friendly with me over and over and over and over for the past 6 years.

I just talk to whoever talks back. I don't actually pay too much attention to names.

Tell you what: since YOU'RE NOT BANNED, you start a thread simple titled "IS ANYONE WILLING TO REP FOR BOBBY GANUSH / DICK BUTTKISS (AKA NUDE SPOCK) BECAUSE HE IS BANNED AND CLAIMING HE HAS FRIENDS WHO WANT TO TALK TO HIM"

There you go. If nothing else, you will get major points for being funny and taunting me.

Because, if they DON'T want to talk to me, then I tell ya, I'm confused that they do so frequently.

Everyone is my friend. Thus, Uri Frendimein

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 5:19 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

didn't we already cover that? Dude said he would right here. I didn't ask him.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 5:20 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

name one name or answer any of the other questions. yr pick.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 5:20 AM. (papa la bas)

genuinely curious about the nude spock stalking techniques, start there maybe. make it interesting.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 5:21 AM. (papa la bas)

COMMMUNICATE

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 5:21 AM. (papa la bas)

now is this "name one name" who'll REP for me? Because we already covered that: mark grout said he would. Or "name one name" who's my friend? Because we covered that too.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 5:21 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

genuinely curious about the nude spock stalking techniques, start there maybe. make it interesting.

Okay, first name the incident.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 5:22 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

AGAIN you posted - has no friends here - sure I do!

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 20th, 2006 9:10 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later) and i asked you to name one name and you've dodged the question in a manner of increasingly desperate bids for pity for several hours. answer one of the other questions if that one makes you uncomfortable. or name one name. yr pick.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 5:23 AM. (papa la bas)

AGAIN I posted:

Oh, lots of people here like me. If they don't, then they've been oddly friendly with me over and over and over and over for the past 6 years.

I just talk to whoever talks back. I don't actually pay too much attention to names.

Tell you what: since YOU'RE NOT BANNED, you start a thread simple titled "IS ANYONE WILLING TO REP FOR BOBBY GANUSH / DICK BUTTKISS (AKA NUDE SPOCK) BECAUSE HE IS BANNED AND CLAIMING HE HAS FRIENDS WHO WANT TO TALK TO HIM"

There you go. If nothing else, you will get major points for being funny and taunting me.

Because, if they DON'T want to talk to me, then I tell ya, I'm confused that they do so frequently.

Everyone is my friend. Thus, Uri Frendimein

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 5:23 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

which one was the one you emailed rape fantasies to again? tell me about how you stalked him.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 5:24 AM. (papa la bas)

or name one name.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 5:24 AM. (papa la bas)

so now you're just making shit up? Well, that figures.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 5:24 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

Oh, lots of people here like me. If they don't, then they've been oddly friendly with me over and over and over and over for the past 6 years.

I just talk to whoever talks back. I don't actually pay too much attention to names.

Tell you what: since YOU'RE NOT BANNED, you start a thread simple titled "IS ANYONE WILLING TO REP FOR BOBBY GANUSH / DICK BUTTKISS (AKA NUDE SPOCK) BECAUSE HE IS BANNED AND CLAIMING HE HAS FRIENDS WHO WANT TO TALK TO HIM"

There you go. If nothing else, you will get major points for being funny and taunting me.

Because, if they DON'T want to talk to me, then I tell ya, I'm confused that they do so frequently.

Everyone is my friend. Thus, Uri Frendimein

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 5:25 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

Oh, lots of people here like me. If they don't, then they've been oddly friendly with me over and over and over and over for the past 6 years.

I just talk to whoever talks back. I don't actually pay too much attention to names.

Tell you what: since YOU'RE NOT BANNED, you start a thread simple titled "IS ANYONE WILLING TO REP FOR BOBBY GANUSH / DICK BUTTKISS (AKA NUDE SPOCK) BECAUSE HE IS BANNED AND CLAIMING HE HAS FRIENDS WHO WANT TO TALK TO HIM"

There you go. If nothing else, you will get major points for being funny and taunting me.

Because, if they DON'T want to talk to me, then I tell ya, I'm confused that they do so frequently.

Everyone is my friend. Thus, Uri Frendimein

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 12:25 AM. (Uri Frendimein) (later) - name one name who'll rep for this. just one. or answer any of the other questions. yr pick.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 5:26 AM. (papa la bas)

you seem to not understand this:

Oh, lots of people here like me. If they don't, then they've been oddly friendly with me over and over and over and over for the past 6 years.

I just talk to whoever talks back. I don't actually pay too much attention to names.

Tell you what: since YOU'RE NOT BANNED, you start a thread simple titled "IS ANYONE WILLING TO REP FOR BOBBY GANUSH / DICK BUTTKISS (AKA NUDE SPOCK) BECAUSE HE IS BANNED AND CLAIMING HE HAS FRIENDS WHO WANT TO TALK TO HIM"

There you go. If nothing else, you will get major points for being funny and taunting me.

Because, if they DON'T want to talk to me, then I tell ya, I'm confused that they do so frequently.

Everyone is my friend. Thus, Uri Frendimein

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 5:27 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

Oh, lots of people here like me. If they don't, then they've been oddly friendly with me over and over and over and over for the past 6 years.

I just talk to whoever talks back. I don't actually pay too much attention to names.

Tell you what: since YOU'RE NOT BANNED, you start a thread simple titled "IS ANYONE WILLING TO REP FOR BOBBY GANUSH / DICK BUTTKISS (AKA NUDE SPOCK) BECAUSE HE IS BANNED AND CLAIMING HE HAS FRIENDS WHO WANT TO TALK TO HIM"

There you go. If nothing else, you will get major points for being funny and taunting me.

Because, if they DON'T want to talk to me, then I tell ya, I'm confused that they do so frequently.

Everyone is my friend. Thus, Uri Frendimein

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 12:25 AM. (Uri Frendimein) (later) - name one name who'll rep for this. just one. or answer any of the other questions. yr pick. or keep proving me right.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 5:28 AM. (papa la bas)

just one name.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 5:29 AM. (papa la bas)

Oh, please. I guess you're a retard, a coward and a liar.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 5:29 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

But still, I'll name you. Maybe one day it will sink in to that thick skull of yours... probably not.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), November 21st, 2006 5:30 AM. (Uri Frendimein)

plz link to where i repped for you. or where anyone else did.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 21st, 2006 5:31 AM. (papa la bas)

Oh, lots of people here like me. If th

FAMOUS LAST WORDS:

"(not sure why i'd bother, seems like there's bigger fish to fry than some bitter dry cleaner from new jersey),

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 17th, 2006 6:39 PM. (papa la bas)"

Take a look at dis here thread, Mr. "not sure why I'd bother".... haw, haw.

And frankly, if there's any way a site admin can ban him from the Mod Request Board as well it'd be fanfuckingtastic.