RIP MOST COMFORTABLE JEANS I HAS EVER WORE

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WE WILL NOT SEE YOUR LIKE AGAIN SOON

― my teeth are horrible, I'm gaining weight, I don't understand twelve-tone (dubpl, Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.churchillsociety.org/coffin.jpg

― my teeth are horrible, I'm gaining weight, I don't understand twelve-tone (dubpl, Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

was it the butt or the knee

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

or did you shit them

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

the front! damn "pre-stressed" bullshit.

― my teeth are horrible, I'm gaining weight, I don't understand twelve-tone (dubpl, Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

whoa this happened to me recently

― deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

I once fairly recently lost a years-long favorite pair of jeans in a tragic barn-interior-climbing incident. At least the nail didn't rip my flesh open too LOL.

RIP JEANS

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

the worst was getting new jeans and having them rip the third day i had them on some piece of metal sticking out of a hole in the side of a trash can in the fucking west village

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

i figured since you could now see not just my exposed pocket but part of my actual leg, it was time to bury them at sea.

― my teeth are horrible, I'm gaining weight, I don't understand twelve-tone (dubpl, Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

i'm no joey lawrence

― my teeth are horrible, I'm gaining weight, I don't understand twelve-tone (dubpl, Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.lowculture.com/archives/images/bush_kennedy_funeral.jpg

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

did anyone see joey lawrence on that dance show? wow

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

did anyone see joey lawrence on that dance show? ~~wow~~ WOAH

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

did anyone see joey lawrence on that dance show? gay

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

SO AFRAID THIS WOULD BE A MORBIUS THREAD

― songs and ballads of the bituminous miners (sanskrit), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

IS THAT CHRIS ELLIOTT

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

my jeans have no front pockets these days. haven't had in atleast a year. but they're burbury and lovely otherwise..and i got them for 15 bucks...

― bb (bbrz), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

LOL JOHN LOCKE IS A GOOD DANCER

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

straight from cutty's xbox to youtube

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

HOW ABOUT OH I DON'T KONW A PATCH OR SOMETHING

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

the damage is broad and extensive

― my teeth are horrible, I'm gaining weight, I don't understand twelve-tone (dubpl, Wednesday, 22 November 2006 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

but yeah, maybe patch

― my teeth are horrible, I'm gaining weight, I don't understand twelve-tone (dubpl, Wednesday, 22 November 2006 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO HAS A SEWING MACHINE, SEW IN A LINING (OF SILK, LEATHER, OR RAW DENIM!).

YOU COULD EVEN SEW IT ON THE OUTSIDE.

REMEMBER: YOU ARE A CUTTING EDGE FASHION DESIGNER

― HINTS BY HELOISE (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

I need a life skills coach,

― my teeth are horrible, I'm gaining weight, I don't understand twelve-tone (dubpl, Wednesday, 22 November 2006 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

stitchwhich!

― bb (bbrz), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

STOP STICHIN

― my teeth are horrible, I'm gaining weight, I don't understand twelve-tone (dubpl, Wednesday, 22 November 2006 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

BITCHES GET STITCHES! DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR!

http://blog.ammar-ibrahim.com/uploads/warnabratha.jpg

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 23 November 2006 00:59 (eighteen years ago)

FUCK STITCHING A JEANS!

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 24 November 2006 00:05 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

HELLO NEW MOST COMFORTABLE JEANS I HAS EVER WORE

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 26 January 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.3-x.nl/images/front/25408.jpg

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 26 January 2007 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

shit....i have to return the new jeans that IN NO WAY CAN BE MY NE JEANS ... and hassle freind for a pair of the ones shes designed

― bb (bbrz), Saturday, 27 January 2007 01:33 (eighteen years ago)

seven months pass...

http://images.rodale.com/image/mh/0709_magnetism.jpg

― and what, Thursday, 20 September 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago)

and all this time i thought it was me.now i know it was my collection of flannel shirts that was hindering me from getting teh sex

― carne asada, Thursday, 20 September 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago)

white t-shirt ftw but who are these batshit women into cargo shorts?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago)

"Pinstriped Suit"???

"CASUAL BLAZER"?!?!

Most depressing graph ever.

― Jon Lewis, Thursday, 20 September 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago)

uh, denim shorts?

― sanskrit, Thursday, 20 September 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago)

CARGO SHORTS?

― lauren, Thursday, 20 September 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago)

HI THANK YOU. MAKE IT A V-NECK WHILE YR AT IT.

― Laurel, Thursday, 20 September 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago)

denim shorts,flannel shirt and baseball hat = awesome

― carne asada, Thursday, 20 September 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago)

These women probably all like dudes who tuck their shirts in.

― Jon Lewis, Thursday, 20 September 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago)

Well, I dunno, Lauren, there's a difference between clothing that people look good IN, and clothing you want to take off them.

― Laurel, Thursday, 20 September 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago)

It's probably how men think sweatpants/PJs are sexy on women b/c it's so close to actually being undressed.

― Laurel, Thursday, 20 September 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago)

still, CARGO SHORTS?

― Jordan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago)

I KIND OF LIKE CARGO SHORTS, OKAY? Esp when they are like cut-off fatigues and supah soft....

― Laurel, Thursday, 20 September 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago)

In fact I have a pair somewhere that I stole from an ex, they feel amazing.

― Laurel, Thursday, 20 September 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago)

as discussed on the street fashion thread, it's hard to find shorts that aren't cargo these days

― carne asada, Thursday, 20 September 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago)

cargo shorts, fie. al actually has a pair lurking somewhere but those are going straight into the goodwill bag as soon as i can figure out where he hid them.

― lauren, Thursday, 20 September 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago)

Lauren, you will make Al sad like ;_;

― Laurel, Thursday, 20 September 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago)

tucking in your shirt is underrated

― bell_labs, Thursday, 20 September 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago)

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points for calling me cutts tho

― cutty, Friday, 21 September 2007 09:57 (seventeen years ago)

i had ideas to make fashionista lock sleeves

-- cutty, Thursday, 20 September 2007 23:04 (Yesterday) Link

elmo get on it

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 21 September 2007 13:25 (seventeen years ago)

i am wearing slim-fit black jeans, is the slim-fit or the black the dominant part here?

― haitch, Friday, 21 September 2007 14:33 (seventeen years ago)

Old black jeans loook good ON, I think. I might appreciate the look, but they don't nec make me want to take them OFF.

― Laurel, Friday, 21 September 2007 14:40 (seventeen years ago)

Those super-skinny-look jeans that hipster boys wear, those things look like they would be really annoying to take off.

― Jon Lewis, Friday, 21 September 2007 14:47 (seventeen years ago)

i keep a box cutter by my bed

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 21 September 2007 14:53 (seventeen years ago)

if you're gonna wear denim tights, boys, do everyone a por favor and check to make sure you have decent legs / an ass to speak of first.

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 21 September 2007 14:59 (seventeen years ago)

I have nice legs but I have 2 use the cutty butt enhancement strategy

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 21 September 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago)

Baby Makes Her Blue Jeans Talk

― Jon Lewis, Friday, 21 September 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago)

i love to wear the skinny jeans. i have a good butt for jeans.

― bell_labs, Friday, 21 September 2007 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

also, no huge belt buckles ever, unless you are pushing some serious crotch around to justify a huge belt buckle.

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 21 September 2007 15:04 (seventeen years ago)

Or you are from Texas originally.

― Laurel, Friday, 21 September 2007 15:04 (seventeen years ago)

Or the belt buckle is a huge Blue Oyster Cult logo.

― Jon Lewis, Friday, 21 September 2007 15:06 (seventeen years ago)

what is the cutty butty enhancement strategy?!

― bell_labs, Friday, 21 September 2007 15:06 (seventeen years ago)

basically men should worry more about how their jeans fit them in the ass / crotch and less about the color of their denim wash.

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 21 September 2007 15:06 (seventeen years ago)

Thing is, I am not a baggy clothes person and I don't like teh bags on teh boys, either. But occasionally it's nice to give yer man a friendly hug and realize you could ah hypothetically get yr hands under the waistband. Just saying.

― Laurel, Friday, 21 September 2007 15:08 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.kiniki.com/prodimg/BUNZ_2_Zoom.jpg

padded butt boxer briefs?

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 21 September 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago)

Laurel, I am totally with you, most often the most flattering fit is not the tightest. But hey, buns, show 'em if you got 'em, right?

so I think finding a perfect pair of jeans is like meeting yr soulmate, it can take a lifetime ;_;

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 21 September 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago)

hott, i love a man in an adult diaper

― bell_labs, Friday, 21 September 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago)

what is the cutty butty enhancement strategy?!

-- bell_labs, Friday, September 21, 2007 11:06 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

wallet full of money

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 21 September 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago)

hee hee

― cutty, Friday, 21 September 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago)

vic was checking my ass out at the deli whilst i was buying eggs

― cutty, Friday, 21 September 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago)

i don't really care if boys have butts

― bell_labs, Friday, 21 September 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, rear view not important to me personally. I care way more about calves, forearms, wrists, collarbones, weird stuff.

― Laurel, Friday, 21 September 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago)

good thing for ian xpost

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 21 September 2007 15:17 (seventeen years ago)

I care way more about calves

there's a really funny moment in how i met your mother sitcom that involves this

― cutty, Friday, 21 September 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago)

This thread is srsly killing me, fuck a 2500 miles.

― Laurel, Friday, 21 September 2007 15:23 (seventeen years ago)

fuck that guy!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 21 September 2007 15:31 (seventeen years ago)

Yr a peach, Jon, but it's cool, we're good. Makes Laurel happy.

― Laurel, Friday, 21 September 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago)

you travel 2500 miles to get laid?

― cutty, Friday, 21 September 2007 16:08 (seventeen years ago)

hero

― chaki, Friday, 21 September 2007 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

These days. And for wuv.

― Laurel, Friday, 21 September 2007 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

i would probably travel 20 minutes maximum for wuv

― cutty, Friday, 21 September 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago)

Laurel you are 5x more badass than the Proclaimers.

― Jon Lewis, Friday, 21 September 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago)

wow that like negative badass

― cutty, Friday, 21 September 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago)

actually, 2.5x more badass (500 mi. + 500 more)

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 21 September 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago)

schooled!

― Jon Lewis, Friday, 21 September 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago)

He's the badass, actually. I am Nice Girl w/ Day Job and Many Productive Hobbies. Bud in bottles is first choice of drinx for both, though.

― Laurel, Friday, 21 September 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago)

well to be fair the proclaimers were walking that distance

― El Tomboto, Friday, 21 September 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago)

hysterics

― cutty, Friday, 21 September 2007 16:18 (seventeen years ago)

You already know how I feels bout walking.

― Laurel, Friday, 21 September 2007 16:18 (seventeen years ago)

I would do anything for wuv, but I won't do that.

― Laurel, Friday, 21 September 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago)

I am a mere 20 minute walk from wuv.

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 21 September 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago)

5 minute walk, suckers

― bell_labs, Friday, 21 September 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago)

You live 5 minutes from Union Pool too?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 21 September 2007 17:48 (seventeen years ago)

we're talking distance from wuv, not distance from herpes

― bell_labs, Friday, 21 September 2007 17:51 (seventeen years ago)

sometimes its the same thing

― max, Friday, 21 September 2007 17:52 (seventeen years ago)

my boy's roommate only has to walk next door to see her wady-wuv. lol lesbians, they love to nest.

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 21 September 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago)

gross

― cutty, Friday, 21 September 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago)

RIP, jeans which I destroyed in avoidable cycling accidnet!

― haitch, Sunday, 30 September 2007 04:54 (seventeen years ago)

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