Why are noize dudes always having meltdowns?

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Do they lead high-stress lives?

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

Why are you so fascinated by "noize dudes"?

― Leonard Thompson (Grodd), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:15 (twenty years ago)

if you are referring to AARON, he is NOT a noise dude.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:22 (twenty years ago)

EXACTLY!

%wise I see far more mental instability elsewhere in the ILXverse -- definitely more pathetic cries for help in pseudo anonymous threads or the same sob stories restarted at least once a year at most, "change" inexplicably removed from the ILX dictionary -- much more rage, and questionable mental health expressed varyingly as extreme misanthropy, self loathing, OCD, etc. Then, again, I could be completely wrong as I am 99.9% of the time.

― Leonard Thompson (Grodd), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

Masonic b00m!!!!

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Friday, 6 May 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

I'm just a concerned citizen!

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

leonard thompson, who ARE you

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

I am A noize DUDE and ALWAYS have BEEN.

― Leonard Thompson (Grodd), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

ilx breakdowns i'm aware of include anthony, ramosi, aaron, and kate, none of whom are "noise dudes"

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:45 (twenty years ago)

To be perfectly clear, "change" isn't usually in my dictionary either, so this no pot calling the kettle black -- just a moment of clarity in the perpetual haze.

― Leonard Thompson (Grodd), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:49 (twenty years ago)

leonard thompson, who ARE you

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

no different than i always am here.

― Leonard Thompson (Grodd), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

i don't know if kate has actually ever had a breakdown on ilx, it's more like one permanent breakdown

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

i dont think ive had a meltdown. but then, i dont think im a noise dude. in retrospect, i dont even think ive been to trader joes. i definitely havent been to scotland though. that much, im sure of

― charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

you r noize. your denial confirms your status.

― Leonard Thompson (Grodd), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

Dean Gulberry's Meltdown

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

So that's, um, one. But ok. Sorry for casting aspersions, I guess I was just...wrong.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

I'll go back to lurking now.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

I'm not aware of "Dean" melting at anytime. Please clarify with a 100 or more word essay fully developing your theory. You have fifteen minutes total time to compose your answer beginning . . . now.

― Leonard Thompson (Grodd), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

Mark is right...Where did Leonard Thompson come from????

― TELL THAT TO COLONEL YIN. (ddb), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

Sweety, YOU KNOW.

― Leonard Thompson (Grodd), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

MOM?

― TELL THAT TO COLONEL YIN. (ddb), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

Meltdown

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

what does that category mean?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

"ILXverse" is the worst new word since "blogoshpere."

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

"Meltdown lists artists unworthy of the time it would take to dispatch them."

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

SEE OLD GUY SHOOT FISH IN BARREL

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

this thread makes me want to have one of these:

http://www.cooking.speedera.net/c3aabbfb78ba8698202b8404cecb4e31/images/recipes/rerecite/RE_CLmar00_096v.jpg

(xpost) christgau is less worthy of iconic status than anyone I can think of, writing-wise

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

what a douchebag. Hasil Adkins? the stranglers?

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

have we forgotten john dahlem already?!?!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

http://www.pixelchatter.com/images/Yankee_Logo.jpg

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

I have always really really hated Kate

― Sonny, Ah!!1 (Sonny A.), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

buzzcocks "breakdown" comes to mind...

If I seem a little jittery I can't restrain myself
I'm falling into fancy fragments - can't contain myself
I'm gonna breakdown - breakdown yes

Now I can stand austerity but it gets a little much
when there's all these livid things that you never get to touch
I'm gonna breakdown ...

I feel me brain like porridge coming out of me ears
and I was anticipating reverie
I've taken leave of me senses - and I'm in arrears
my legs buckle over - I'm living on my knees
I'm gonna breakdown ...

Whatever makes me tick it takes away my concentration
sets my hands a-trembling - gives me frustration
I'm gonna breakdown ...

So I hear that two is company for me it's plenty trouble
though my double thoughts are clearer now that I am seeing double
I'm gonna breakdown ...

Oh mum can I grow out of what's too big for me?
I'll give up that ghost before it gives up me
I wander loaded as a crowd - a nowhere wolf of pain
Living next to nothing - my nevermind remains
I'm gonna breakdown ...

leonard is a figment of an apparition of an iota of a wooly mammoth talking through a pillow into a walkie talkie orbiting a satellite hurdling around an olympic shotput value pack, no rebate on 5, no membership required, no visa or mastercard accepted. all der stuka, all the time.
m.

― msp (mspa), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

PEOPLE OVER 60 = ALWAYS WORTHY OF RIDICULE

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

Can Mary fry some fish Mama
Cause I'm as hungry as can be
Oh lordy how I wish mama
you could keep that baby quiet cause my head is killing me

I saw my Ex again last night Mama
She was at the dance at Millers store
She was with that Jackie White Mama
I killed them both and they're buried under Jenkin's Sicamore

I You think I'm Psycho don't you mama
Mama pour me a cup
I You think I'm Psycho don't you mama
you'd better let 'em lock me up

Don't hand me Johnny's pup mama
Cause I might squeeze him too tight
I'm having crazy dreams again mama
so let me tell ya 'bout last night

I woke up in Johnny's room mama
standin' right there by his bed
With my hands around his throat Mama
wishing both of us were dead

Ya think I'm Psycho don't you mama
I just killed Johnny's pup
Ya think I'm Psycho don't you mama
you'd better let 'em lock me up

You know that little girl next door mama
I believe her name was Betty Clark
Well don't tell me shes dead mama
cause I just saw her in the park

We were sitting on a bench Mama
thinkin' of a game to play
Seems I was holdin' a wrench Mama
and my mind just walked away

Ya think I'm Psycho don't you mama
I didn't mean to break your cup
Ya think I'm Psycho don't you mama
Oh mama why don't you get up

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

NOT ALWAYS (xpost)

how soon we forget Jack Lalane

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

john dahlem

i don't think i was paying attention to this. what was it all about?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

http://www.laserdisken.dk/billeder/forsidealm/39535.jpg

NOT REALLY SUCH A BAD MOVIE

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

http://ladynwavs.com/everybodyhurts.html

(normally i'd post the lyrics, but the webpage that rem's "Everybody Hurts" is on here is just TOO PERFECT. kudos.)

― msp (mspa), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

over 60 (inches):

http://www.houstonpress.com/issues/2004-11-18/news/feature_3.gif

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

i don't think i was paying attention to this. what was it all about?

mostly xanax, booze, compulsive thread-starting, blackouts, and denials. with a hint of perving.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

don't forget john's parents also!

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

right. John D

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

― charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 6 May 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

From the John D. thred:

oh, right, aaronhz is a psychotic bunghole, could you ban him too please.

-- John (johndahle...), January 23rd, 2005.
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If I started behaving the way you do, I'm sure she would.

-- Aaron Hertz (aaronh...), January 24th, 2005.

My braine just explodededededed.

― sugarpants: baby's face on football! (sugarpants), Friday, 6 May 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

and she did.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 6 May 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

What is this melt down you speak of? You mean Jon being sensitive and banning me? I thought it was good natured ribbing!

http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/~kraut/RKraut.site.files/gallery/sad-face.jpg

― melted down dean (noisemeltdown), Friday, 6 May 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

SAD GARTH

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 6 May 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

I'm going to go meltdown some lunch with my saliva and bile! Good job, guys!

― salad + coke meltdown (noisemeltdown), Friday, 6 May 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

http://melbourneprotests.bravehost.com/26april03/chernobyl.jpg

― latebloomer: But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. (latebloomer), Friday, 6 May 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

nice work

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 6 May 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

i can think of other ilxors too... there's the other ca1tl1n (not the one that posts here!!!) and her 'boohoo nobody loves me' thread on ile.

― Amon (eman), Friday, 6 May 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

let's face it: when a poster vanishes from ILX it's probably because someone got away and alerted the cops to them.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 6 May 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

somehow i seem to sort of pull through.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 6 May 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

OHMIGOD, the idea of someone that actually played a huge part in your emotional life still having an effect, albeit a negative one, on one's emotions!!! Shockah! God, you have the Emotional IQ of a sodding nematode, Amateurist.

Today I am angry and just want to smash up this tyranny of niceness that makes people think that it is somehow good or right to stay "friends". I have the right not to stay friends. I have the right to be angry, even if that makes for messy moments and awkward edges. I have the right to want to kick exes in the teeth when they introduce me to their dates so we can be all cuddley and friendly and FUCK YOU this is for your benefit, not mine, go to hell, etc. and so forth.

-- Lapdog Shoesnog (masonicboo...), May 7th, 2005 8:57 AM. (kate)

― Amon (eman), Saturday, 7 May 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

i like staying friends with exes. she wrong

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 7 May 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

tyranny of niceness

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Saturday, 7 May 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

is that a late-period blue oyster cult record?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 7 May 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

and FUCK YOU this is for your benefit, not mine, go to hell, etc. and so forth.

― Amon (eman), Saturday, 7 May 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:lMGXIovo7kIJ:http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/hyde/images/Nov04/scanners.jpg

― daria g (daria g), Sunday, 8 May 2005 04:25 (twenty years ago)

http://members.tcq.net/video61/images/7800/gamepics/meltdown.jpg

― sugarpants: baby's face on football! (sugarpants), Sunday, 8 May 2005 12:22 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.lal.ufl.edu/duncan/Graphics/Nematode-web.jpg

― Sonny, Ah!!1 (Sonny A.), Sunday, 8 May 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

uhh yikes

Sun Genius Records (Sonoma County Hardcore)

http://home.earthlink.net/~aaronhz/sungenius.html

― Amon (eman), Sunday, 8 May 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

http://dvdmg.com/chuckandbuck.jpg

― Amon (eman), Sunday, 8 May 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

i wish he'd leave my name and music out of it.

― latebloomer: the rebel sound of grits and bacon (latebloomer), Monday, 9 May 2005 12:32 (twenty years ago)

yep.

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 9 May 2005 13:27 (twenty years ago)

TAKE IT TO THE MOTHERFUCKING BRIDGE BITCHES!
m.

― msp (mspa), Monday, 9 May 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

Haha I went to college with one of the girls on his list. "SELENE Z@NDER"

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 9 May 2005 14:50 (twenty years ago)

She grabbed my boobs on several occasions.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 9 May 2005 14:50 (twenty years ago)

holy christ.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 9 May 2005 14:53 (twenty years ago)

Uninvited grabbing.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 9 May 2005 14:59 (twenty years ago)

Not even the Angel Moroni can protect you.

― jack cole (jackcole), Monday, 9 May 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)

are aaron z@nders and selene z@nder the same person?!?!

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 9 May 2005 15:12 (twenty years ago)

http://www.btvschosen.com/xander.jpg

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Monday, 9 May 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

xxpost - iâ€™m a coward and iâ€™

― Amon (eman), Monday, 9 May 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

http://www.phillygayborhood.com/Images/102904BikeStopKinkyCarnival-22.JPG

― TELL THAT TO COLONEL YIN. (ddb), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 02:03 (twenty years ago)

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