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roffle n' roll?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 16 June 2005 20:08 (nineteen years ago) link

provide some for us.

― the PSB signal (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 June 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link

dnace! dance! dance! dance! dance!

― the PSB signal (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 June 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link

i've got the brains
you've got the looks
let's make lots of money

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 16 June 2005 20:14 (nineteen years ago) link

i try but you guys make it really difficult sometimes
the ratio is poor

― I shift gears when I see tears (deangulberry), Thursday, 16 June 2005 20:17 (nineteen years ago) link

no this is maybe the new roffle thread? since the other one is locked?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 16 June 2005 20:17 (nineteen years ago) link

it's off to a bad start

― I shift gears when I see tears (deangulberry), Thursday, 16 June 2005 20:19 (nineteen years ago) link

get us going, deaner!

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 16 June 2005 20:20 (nineteen years ago) link

dnace! dance! dance! dance! dance!

― the PSB signal (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 June 2005 20:20 (nineteen years ago) link

i was going to be mad at joel for being mean to gaymc but then i remembered how he told me the other day how much he loves the fags
-- caitlin oh no (caitx...) (webmail), June 16th, 2005 2:16 PM. (caitxa1) (link)

― I shift gears when I see tears (deangulberry), Thursday, 16 June 2005 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Aww, you beat my thread by a minute! Curses, Ned.
-- I shift gears when I see tears (power.strik...), June 16th, 2005.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 16 June 2005 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link

we are afraid of being gay, afraid of a soft, youthful face.

-- The Sensational Sulk (jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj...), June 16th, 2005.

― the PSB signal (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 June 2005 20:22 (nineteen years ago) link

GOD JOHN I LOVE YOU YOU'RE A NICE GUY BUT FUCKING GIVE UP THE "I MIGHT BE BISEXUAL" STANCE ALREADY. GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY BUTTFUCKING GAY.
sorry. i'm going to hell.

BUT STILL.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...) (webmail), June 16th, 2005 1:58 AM. (hstencil) (link)

― I shift gears when I see tears (deangulberry), Thursday, 16 June 2005 20:41 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't know what i was thinking. more than a few gay guys i know don't like teh buttsex.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 16 June 2005 20:47 (nineteen years ago) link

thanks for the meme, though

― I shift gears when I see tears (deangulberry), Thursday, 16 June 2005 21:07 (nineteen years ago) link

i'll do whatever i can to get teh roffles.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 16 June 2005 21:09 (nineteen years ago) link

except buttsex, tho.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 16 June 2005 21:09 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.80sretromusic.com/biography/Y/mc.jpg

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 16 June 2005 21:11 (nineteen years ago) link

There's a Miyazaki profile in the 17 Jan edition of the New Yorker.
-- 57 7th (midlothia...) (webmail), January 17th, 2005 6:37 PM. (calstars) (link)

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I wish he'd just fuck off with all his silly animals in tow.
-- Awesome Welles (adamr...) (webmail), January 17th, 2005 6:41 PM. (nordicskilla) (link)

― I shift gears when I see tears (deangulberry), Thursday, 16 June 2005 21:55 (nineteen years ago) link

my ipod just picked WHAM - NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN

i don't even know how/when i downloaded that one!

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 16 June 2005 22:05 (nineteen years ago) link

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 16 June 2005 22:07 (nineteen years ago) link

that's actually "careless whisper" tehresa.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 16 June 2005 22:09 (nineteen years ago) link

:-\

so... the unknown person i downloaded this from at some unknown time in some unknown place (maybe an enchanted forest of sorts) tagged it wrong. what a jerk. now i'm really never gonna dance again.

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 16 June 2005 22:12 (nineteen years ago) link

thank you cutty, this is a much better thread title. roffles ahoy!

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 16 June 2005 22:22 (nineteen years ago) link

ROFFLES? NO, ROFFLES!

― I shift gears when I see tears (deangulberry), Thursday, 16 June 2005 22:54 (nineteen years ago) link

SORRY, WE HAVE NO ROFFLES TODAY.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 16 June 2005 22:56 (nineteen years ago) link

"ROFFLES?!?!? ROFFLES?!?!?! WE DON'T NEED NO STEENKIN' ROFFLES!!!"

http://www.chrisbaskous.com/images/alfonsobedoya.jpg

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 16 June 2005 22:57 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.stjosephisland.com/pringles_002.jpg

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Friday, 17 June 2005 01:02 (nineteen years ago) link

That's sadder than a beer can pyramid.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 17 June 2005 01:37 (nineteen years ago) link

I have to laff to keep from cryinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Friday, 17 June 2005 02:41 (nineteen years ago) link

how about a "learn to dance brilliantly, like an englishman" thread? with fancy ASCII diagrams

-- gabe (gobifis...), June 17th, 2005.

― the PSB signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 17 June 2005 02:42 (nineteen years ago) link

no one will notice your lack of hair if you act gay enough. women and men alike all love gay men.

-- The Sensational Sulk (jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj...), June 17th, 2005.

― the PSB signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 17 June 2005 02:52 (nineteen years ago) link

1.
( ^_^)
/| ->

― the PSB signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 17 June 2005 02:55 (nineteen years ago) link

aaaah!

― the PSB signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 17 June 2005 02:55 (nineteen years ago) link

You can get to this board from the index, guys. It's not hard to find at all.

-- TOMBOT (ahe...), June 15th, 2005 1:36 PM. (later)

Unread Messages

So can it be fully blocked off or not? (I was under the impression only registered mods could access.)

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), June 15th, 2005 2:46 PM. (Ned) (later)

everyone can read this forum, only mods can post.

I thought you were expressing surprise (quite rightly) that he had found this board when he seemed to be ignorant of the admin log page!

-- teeny (teen...), June 15th, 2005 3:38 PM. (teeny) (later)

Ha! Well you know, there is that.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), June 15th, 2005 4:52 PM. (Ned) (later)

only mods can post.

and anyone whos logged out. just sayin

-- f ezaffe (fezaff...), June 16th, 2005 7:08 PM. (later)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Sasha Frere Jones on Ariel Pink

― I shift gears when I see tears (deangulberry), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:17 (nineteen years ago) link

THIS SHIT HAS TOTALLY RUINED MY DAY!

-- PappaWheelie (pappawheeli...), June 17th, 2005.

― the Stanmore signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:21 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm confused
-- breezy, June 17th, 2005.

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Michael Jackson
-- The Sensational Sulk, June 17th, 2005

― noizem duke (noize duke), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Dude, how far does your apology extend?

― PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Pretty far dude, but how important is ILM to your day?

― the Stanmore signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:31 (nineteen years ago) link

And if the answer is VERY, you might consider joining a club or perhaps even writing a novel of some kind.

― the Stanmore signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Enough to make an overstatement, but not enough to take giant actions the way you did, and not enough to drag this out any further.

Thanks

― PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Just a bit of fun, let's be cool.

― the Stanmore signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:33 (nineteen years ago) link

you walk into ILM, shake your head--they've got it all wrong

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:37 (nineteen years ago) link

spines up

― noizem duke (noize duke), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:43 (nineteen years ago) link

what spines??

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:55 (nineteen years ago) link

what the fuck is up with the papawheelie tantrum? has adam been bad?

― Earl Summerfield (Grodd), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Jon started it! He brings out the worst in me!

― the Stanmore signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:58 (nineteen years ago) link

can someone link me to this debacle?

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 17 June 2005 22:21 (nineteen years ago) link

who the fuck is PappaWheelie?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 17 June 2005 22:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Skipping 254 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

she has her own site

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 7 July 2005 05:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Is she naked on it?

― pwner of a lonely heart (pr00de), Thursday, 7 July 2005 06:20 (nineteen years ago) link

That's beyond OTM. Nabisco is one of the smartest people we have around here, and I hope you all know that.

-- Paunchy Stratego (fluxion2...) (webmail), July 4th, 2005.

barf

― pwner of a lonely heart (pr00de), Thursday, 7 July 2005 07:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Breakbeats were certainly daring. The best and most daring part was how they sometimes actually dared to alienate the entire dancer audiences, through making beats that were so complex they were completely impossible to dance to. They certainly pissed off the dancing idiots that way.
-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), July 7th, 2005 5:03 PM. (GeirHong)

Geir otm
-- no tech! (hjink...), July 7th, 2005 5:17 PM. (ex machina)

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Thursday, 7 July 2005 14:32 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.happytoys.de/_img/artikel/theme35/300072.gif

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Thursday, 7 July 2005 14:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm a black Sebadoh fan

― no tech! (ex machina), Thursday, 7 July 2005 15:20 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.sfbisexual.com/

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 7 July 2005 15:23 (nineteen years ago) link

HAHA. HOLY FUCK. I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING WITH THAT LINK.

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Thursday, 7 July 2005 15:46 (nineteen years ago) link

zeee danzeeng eedeeots

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 7 July 2005 16:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Zou indie ook weer meer een hechte scene zijn geworden (al die retro wave-bandjes ) juist omdat hiphop/r&b de leidende mainstream cultuur is geworden? Waardoor er dus meer behoefte is aan een ons kent ons front ( ?!?)
Dat gevoel krijg ik nml. steeds vaker in Rotterdam.

― no tech! (ex machina), Thursday, 7 July 2005 16:03 (nineteen years ago) link

i just keep imagining the laundryroom squelchers on this thing. moments like that, i wish i was booking this!

-- maria tessa sciarrino (mari...), July 7th, 2005.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 7 July 2005 16:18 (nineteen years ago) link

yo nigz it gots to be "wrapped in grey (swindon gangstaz remix)"
-- GANGSTA ANDY PARTRIDGE (xtc-cre...), July 7th, 2005 1:16 PM. (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 7 July 2005 16:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Now why would you register "Stoner Guy"

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Friday, 8 July 2005 02:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I went to college with a Laundry Room Squelcher. I have the original tapes!!

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 8 July 2005 03:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Scott Podsednik, All-Star, has the same ring as "Shakespeare in Love," Best Picture. Way to stuff those boxes, Sox bots!

Hafner wasn't even on the last-spot ballot? And Carlos Guillen gets crapped on once again. Thank God everyone forgets all this shit two days after the game.

-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...), July 7th, 2005 9:18 AM. (Dr Morbius) (later)

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 8 July 2005 03:27 (nineteen years ago) link

one time my downstairs neighbors had a party which was attended by a bunch of non-campus inner city gangstas. there was one fire alarm at approx. 1 am, caused by smoking, during which i made friends with one of the gangstas (he was wearing a blue velour tracksuit and gold jewelry) and watched his buddies urinate on our building. at 5:30 am, we had another fire alarm caused by someone being pushed into the fire alarm thing and breaking the glass during a GANG FIGHT. when i came downstairs there was someone speeding away in a car. a few days later i had to describe my velour tracksuited friend to the police, sorry big guy. the moral of the story is that sometimes when your neighbors are loud, an adventure happens.
-- caitlin oh no (caitx...) (webmail), July 11th, 2005 3:28 PM. (caitxa1) (link)

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i'm usually pretty tolerant but one apt building i was in had a load of undergrads who would blast music, and people would be (loudly) coming and going from their apartment and hanging out outside (climbing the walls of the apt building and throwing baseballs through people's windows) until ... 4 or 5 AM. that's fucking unreasonable. and yet i just sort politely ran downstairs in my pjs to ask them to keep it down. what a dork. eventually we called the cops.
-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com) (webmail), July 11th, 2005 4:51 PM. (Amateur(ist)) (link)

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 11 July 2005 23:21 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't even know what amateurist looks like but this image of him tiptoeing down the stairs in his pj's is killing me.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 11 July 2005 23:46 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.menalto.com/albums/LizWestCoastNov2003/DSCN0044.sized.jpg

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 11 July 2005 23:49 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.abc-kid.com/bananas/pictures/004.jpg

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 11 July 2005 23:52 (nineteen years ago) link

more like the one on the left

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 01:39 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.thesongcorporation.com/klosterman-advancement2.htm

― no tech! (ex machina), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 01:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes, but is Advancement rockist? Do you need to be a Significant Music Critic to perceive it?

― pwner of a lonely heart (pr00de), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 02:26 (nineteen years ago) link

There's a Klosterman profile of Kilmer in a current magazine issue - Details? Esquire? Kilmer invites Chuck out to his bison ranch.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 02:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I'll check right before I fuck them.

- Kenan

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 13:13 (nineteen years ago) link

god is he a douche.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 13:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey murphy lee
This is latisha,i am one of you'r biggest fans.It is not just
because the way you look,well it's a little of that but it is also
you'r music too. i think it's bangin.Maybe some day i will be able
to see you one on one.But anyway's are you planning on to make
another solo cd?I hope so,you have great talant.Maybe someday i
will see one of you'r concerts real live.

latisha wooten
Chattanooga, Tennessee

-- latisha wooten (sweetchev...), November 24th, 2003 6:09 PM.

I love murphy lee and he met my mom in detroit michigan and my mom said he was just trying to get in her and my Auntie pants i just wanted to say he can get into mine any day just call me and i'll "Luv you babe"
-- Danielle Balentine (VivianThomas...), February 9th, 2004 3:40 PM.

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 16:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey wazzup Lee, I think you r so fine and I want to make you mine. I'm 25 weigh 450 lbs, and i smell like fish and mayonnaise.My hair is all cut off. I have piercings erreywhere ( i'm from the projects )I really think I have a chance with you, because I is so fine and all the guys want me, love you lee
-- Alyssa Sirmeyer (hershey_kiss200...), April 1st, 2004 12:17 PM.

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 16:02 (nineteen years ago) link

thirty-something aging indie rocker dudes LUV klosterman's new book.

has gygax read it yet?

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 16:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Jon lives in NOIZELAND where apparently no one has any sensitivity for world events or the goings on of "yoorpeens".

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), July 13th, 2005 11:20 PM. (trayce) (later)

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 02:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Wait, where was I insensitive about the fucking bombing?

― no tech! (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 02:31 (nineteen years ago) link

jon didn't you know you're never allowed to say anything mean to anyone about any subject ever after a tragedy?

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 02:46 (nineteen years ago) link

i was on a date with this girl one time and i made a crack about how this friend of mine, "probably needed to go to the crazy doctor" because of something and she got really offended, saying, "My brother goes to a psychiatrist because he's got issues, all right? He tried to kill himself once and he didn't mean it really, he only scratched his wrists a little, but I just don't joke about shit like that, so pardon me for not laughing."

― Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 02:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Jon is guilty of nothing.

― I'd still rather be in Tokyo (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 02:55 (nineteen years ago) link

But crimes against grime. GRIMES

― I'd still rather be in Tokyo (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 02:56 (nineteen years ago) link

So says the court of dance.

Off with his head.

― I'd still rather be in Tokyo (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 02:56 (nineteen years ago) link

http://spe.atdmt.com/b/TUTRU1234TRU/redhead_728x90.gif

― I'd still rather be in Tokyo (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 02:58 (nineteen years ago) link

why can't all british people be more like adam?

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 02:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Because then there would be no class system and society would collapse.

I read that thread, I don't think Jon has done or said anything particularly wrong. He's a decent person really. I know I blew up at DDB the other day, but I was a bit you know...

― I'd still rather be in Tokyo (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:06 (nineteen years ago) link

We argue here on the noise board...and then we forgive.

― I'd still rather be in Tokyo (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:07 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm very fond of all of you.

― I'd still rather be in Tokyo (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Even Ade.

― I'd still rather be in Tokyo (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:08 (nineteen years ago) link

their whole issue with jon is so moronic... it's like that thing where if your sister dies you should get all a's in school that year. why must the whole world walk on eggshells around you when there are terrible things happening to millions of people every day that don't get the same news coverage?

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:10 (nineteen years ago) link

there were a small handful of things on ilx that gave me some pause as far as online 'behavior' in the wake of the bombings, but jon's wasn't one of them, not sure why it's a big thing, since it was a subject that had nothing to do with the events!

― Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I thought adam was from scotland?

― no tech! (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, I don't know. A girl whom we know is probably dead and so a lot of us are kind of bummed out about it. I can't help but think about it differently than the other "terrible things" not on the news - that is my home city and that bus blew up only a few meters from where I used to eat lunch every day. So it is different, for ME and others like me.

But YOU can do and say as you please, of course. I'm not going to be the one to dictate your behaviours or reactions. I just hope you'll understand if I seem a bit fragile, I would certainly accord you the same courtesy were I aware that you felt this way. All this said, I think Jon did in fact express condolences of a sort on ILE and everyone is overreacting.

― I'd still rather be in Tokyo (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:22 (nineteen years ago) link

(the "you" was meant to be general, not specific)

― I'd still rather be in Tokyo (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:22 (nineteen years ago) link

(also not that Jon is somehow "expected" to express condolences by default or anything like that)

― I'd still rather be in Tokyo (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:23 (nineteen years ago) link

god, I don't know. Anyway...

― I'd still rather be in Tokyo (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I didn't say anything in any of the threads because anything I don't have any special insight into the situation. Obviously, I feel that its very sad and I feel compassion for people dealing with this, but I would feel a little crass to presume that something so immediate would be wanted from a bunch of internet strangers I don't know very well.

― no tech! (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:30 (nineteen years ago) link

NO OVER HERE!!! THE ROFFLES ARE HERE!!! IN HERE!!! THIS WAY!!!

― no tech! (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:32 (nineteen years ago) link

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