NO OVER HERE!!! THE ROFFLES ARE HERE!!! IN HERE!!! THIS WAY!!!

wanna see my ant farm?

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-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), April 26th, 2003.

Irrefutably MOOT pabulum.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), January 18th, 2003.

Hello Marco. Shun the pabulum. Honor the Fire.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 22nd, 2004.

It's crap. More meaningless pabulum. Raise your standards.

-- alex in nyc (vassife...), September 7th, 2001.

DUNG-SCENTED PABULUM MANUFACTURED BY EVIL REPLICANTS!

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), September 10th, 2004.

JON WILLIAMS = FIRE-DISHONORING, PABULUM ADDICTED CHEESE MONKEY

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), March 19th, 2003.

"No. That's why I don't listen to the Dead Kennedys. Duh... "

No, but you condone indefensible pabulum like Blind 182?

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), January 25th,

2002.Seriously....what a great goddamn song, even if everything else she did was a rancid dollop of pabulum.

Agreed?

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), February 18th, 2004.

Whitesnake, lets remember, started off as a heavier beast than the sports-car humpin' pabulum they became

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), January 7th, 2005.

Why do you always opt for the neutered, happy, shiny, user-friendly, G-rated pabulum instead of the definite article?

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), September 9th, 2004.

Vitamin C - I Know What Boys Like

Skip that sickly soma-tinged pabulum and go for the original by the Waitresses.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), March 14th, 2005.

Not enough of the pabulum-gorged Destiny's Child fans know what it means to honor the fucking fire!

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), April 25th, 2002.

Hi Dean....welcome (if I may speak for the rest of the pabulum-addicted rabble for just this once).

I was a massive fan of The Wedding Present. Shame about Cinerama, though.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 6th, 2004.

I think I'm actually older than Chuck. Or at least equal in age. But so what if we're old.....SO ARE THESE ALBUMS, so we have more right to talk about them than you pabulum-obsessed upstarts. Now, where'd I put that arthritis medicine?

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), October 22nd, 2004.

All you little revisionists can lie to yourselves that Poison re-invented the wheel with their fourth-rate hairfarmer pabulum for all I care --- just don't sully the Ramones' good name in doing so.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), September 11th, 2003.

that should've been "palpable," not palpablem, which seems like an an interesting hybrid of "palpable" and "pabulum"...two of my very favorite words.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), August 3rd, 2003.

Well, as far as I'm concerned, everything Beyonce does is shit, so I don't care. But the travesty of Aerosmith -- a once respectable band -- whoring themselves out for the Superbowl and sharing a stage with pabulum-merchants like Brittney?......too much to bear.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), January 26th, 2003.

Incidentally, this has *NOTHING TO DO* with the music inside said cover either. I'm merely talking about cover ART. The music can be unlistenable pabulum as far as I'm concerned. I just want to see what some of your favorite covers look like.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), December 14th, 2002.

Sting broke up the Police as he was tired of being confined by the format of a three-piece rock group, only to launch a solo career notable for its tireless adherence to edgeless, yawnsome and utterly unadventruous pabulum. Suck on that.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), August 8th, 2004.

Well, if you're in the mood to buy import prices, you're just in time for the newly released EMI compilation, Killing Joke for Beginners. More info here:

Tired of smearing pabulum on your ears? Have faith....salvation is here:

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), August 11th, 2004.

judge him as what exactly alex? a championer of pabulum?

Oh, I didn't go off on a tirade about him or anything. I think it was he, however, that wrote the Voice review of the new Killing Joke album in the form of a diary entry or an e-mail or something schlocky like that (summarily inspiring me to assume that he's a hack or an idiot or some such).

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), December 9th, 2003.

"stratify a genre that was all about doing whatever the fuck you wanted to do."

Fair point, Dan, but Avril remains a slickly marketed, crassly prefabricated dollop of pabulum to be force-fed to a gullibe nation of zombified TRL heads, not some free spirited, system-bucking maverick as she's portrayed.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), February 24th, 2003.

I can't find her e-mail address, so apparently no discussion will ensue. I was merely going to inform, nay EXHORT AT her that she shames and sullies Killing Joke by invoking their good name in a list that also includes pabulum like Carey, Cyndi Lauper and -- good god -- Bif Naked and Savage Garden.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), March 31st, 2003.

Taste is all relative, and like the individual who posted above me said, I don't always agree with the tastes represented on ILM, but I generally tend to respect their ability to string coherent thoughts together (which makes me want to consider giving the bands they espouse a fair shake.) But, still, how can anyone serioulsy defend irrefutable pabulum like Destiny's Child? It boggles the mind.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), January 30th, 2002.

Because people are fucking sheep with appallingly low goddamn standards, that's why. Actually, I just think that some people don't take music as seriously as others, and are more than happy to stuff their ears with tasteless PABULUM (there, I said it -- you knew it was coming anyway) than bother to seek out the definite article. Personally, I'd rather jab myself in the ear repeatedly with a rusty fork than subject myself to the yawnsome product of, say, Creed, but y'know.....that's me.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), April 21st, 2002.

A search brings up 28, but surely there have to be more. Among the highlights:

Comparing Hole to Blondie is like comparing a dollop of tepid warthog dung to a Faberge Egg.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 10th, 2004.

JON WILLIAMS = FIRE-DISHONORING, PABULUM ADDICTED CHEESE MONKEY

... is excellent.

now that is good roffles.

Dan, if Jon did not act the way that he has and does, he wouldn't attract half any of the abuse that he does.

And that's the last I shall speak of it because I'm not feeding his self-induced martyr complex any further.

-- MIS Information (masonicboo...) (webmail), July 13th, 2005 9:16 AM. (kate) (later) (link)

1 out of 5 stars These guys are losers!, July 11, 2005

Reviewer: tungsten2 (rockford, il usa) - See all my reviews

I saw Wooden Wand and The Vanishing Voice last weekend and they were total jerks. They played at this small venue with a couple other bands, one of which was from the town where they were playing. They were really rude during their performance and threw stuff at the band, plus yelling out rude comments like "Play quieter so we can talk over your performance". Then when they were confronted for their behavior they said "Do you know who we are?", like they were better than the average human being for being signed onto Kill Rock Stars. I had never seen anything so immature and embarrassing in my life. They have a big fat ego and probably psychological problems. Plus, their music isn't very impressive. Skip this album and look for some good indie rock that's worth your money.

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-- Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (speed.to.roam@gmail.com), July 13th, 2005.

this is mine, apparently!

Latebloomer: OTM

marijuana fields
meth labs
acid casualties from the 70s

Rats.

Cults.

Spas.

Vineyards.

Alex in NYC

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), July 8th, 2005.

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Dear Alex,
I already told you who would be on the cover to SAVE you time. I'd like it if you'd actually take what I said into consideration and use it to your benefit.

Thanks.

Aja

-- Aja (AsiaKitty200...), July 8th, 2005.

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Dear Alex,
Don't get snippy with me, young lady. For a start, I did taken into consideration what you'd said. I also took into consideration the very real possibility that you were mistaken. Thus, i looked at issues that did not feature the act you'd cited.

Alex in NYC

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), July 8th, 2005.

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OMG!! ALEX IS A YOUNG LADY!!!!!!
-- Aja (AsiaKitty200...), July 8th, 2005.

-- Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (yo...), July 13th, 2005 11:32 AM. (later)

I can't believe that they locked both the original thread AND its mod. request thread. That's sad. That has to be a first.

However, Gear's final posts on the orig. thread were perfect.

oh and just fyi - orbit looks pretty different now, or did last time i saw her

she either got a different style of haircut or extensions... other "things" are "the same"

-- Orbit (cstarrcstar...) (webmail), August 15th, 2003 1:34 AM. (Orbit) (link)

-- MIS Information (masonicboo...), July 13th, 2005 11:14 AM. (kate)

I'm not responding. ::pat::

-- MIS Information (masonicboo...), July 13th, 2005 11:14 AM. (kate)

I'm not responding. ::pat::

-- MIS Information (masonicboo...), July 13th, 2005 11:14 AM. (kate)

I'm not responding. ::pat::

-- MIS Information (masonicboo...), July 13th, 2005 11:14 AM. (kate)

"whatever dude, you want her, take her." - 4:07am

"hi [insert ilx girlname here]!!!!! *OMG HUGGGLLLEZ*" - 4:10am

Go post your bullshit to Slashdot instead of my inbox.

Mike

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this is the greatest work of art in the 20th century.

i was wondering why "momus" on slsk had rather JW-centric files in his folder.

-- Adam In Real Life (adamr...), July 24th, 2005.

-- The Amazing Jaxon! (jaso...), July 25th, 2005 11:26 PM. (jaxon) (later)

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best not-good story ever.
-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com), July 25th, 2005 1:46 PM. (Amateur(ist)) (later)

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...) (webmail), July 24th, 2005 11:05 AM. (vassifer) (link)

I can feel them coming -- indie heirs tonight.

-- Hurting (Hurtingchie...), July 27th, 2005. (Hurting)"

Funny stuff. Im guessing that that link is from some shitty Emo message board? Soundes like a bunch of emos whining

-- scott seward (skotro...), July 27th, 2005 10:37 PM. (scott seward)