IS YOUR ROOMMATE 50 N0T N01Z3????

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I h4x0r my roommate. You guys probably would too.

― Kendal Smith (ddb), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

my subletter is very so not noize. Can't wait for the fucker to leave.

My other roommate was blasting Neil Young in the living room when I was leaving for work this morning.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

i HATED my roommate. he is no longer. (my roommate)

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

xpost - which means he rules, obv.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

My "roommate" is REALLY n0t n0153, it's true.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

your wifey could be noize, it's not impossible.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Wif3y is 50 NYOT NYOIZE!!

― Kendal Smith (ddb), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

people who ONLY use pitchfork to learn of new music

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

No, but how noise is this?

http://www.mystiesplace.com/strawberry/card.jpg

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

not very adam...thats smelly

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

ddb has spoken.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

dont get me wrong, i'd hit it

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Kendal, does your roommate sleep naked with his door WIDE open...sometimes wearing a bandana around his neck?

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

ddb: are you talking to yourself on the internet?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

again?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

no dick, im rapping with kendal...off my thread!

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

i mean Kendal's thread

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

less noize dude sniping, more roommate stories pls.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

here's my roommate story:

none more!

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't afford to not have roommates.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

ditto.

but i CAN afford a plane ticket to SF and a rusty shank.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, n0iz3 is right - fucker screams through a megaphone 24/7. you try living with that.

― kendal's roommate (laurenp), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

bring it

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

gygax don't you get scared by yourself???

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

OK! do you need anything from the RUSTY SHANK store?

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

SHUT UP BARRY!

― Kendal_Smith (ddb), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

why don't you just borrow a shank from kendal, ddb? he had plenty last time i checked.

― kendal's roommate (laurenp), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

kendal, you got a shank I can borrow?

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

depends, are you gonna use it for a god damn big motherfucking shoot'em up, kill 'em, bang, stab'em, crush, slice, kill motherfucking boiling oil?

BARRY, MY BEER IS LABLED "KENDAL'S" DONT FUCK WITH IT OR I'LL BE FORCED TO PUT SOME SECRET UNDERCOVER SHIT INSIDE YOUR CAT!!

― Kendal_Smith (ddb), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

CRUSTY SKANKS.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

CUTTY RANKS

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

ROFFLE!

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah. except SOMEONE used all the secret undercover shit and forgot to buy more. go to the fucking store, asswipe.

xpost

― kendal's roommate (laurenp), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.karmasound.com/artists/apache/gallery/images/apache_and_cutty_ranks.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

BARRY,
IF IVE TOLD YOU ONCE, IVE TOLD YOU TEN ZILLION TIMES. TUESDAYS IM IN THE CAR, DRIVING AND SCREAMING FOR VIOLENT CHANGE. WHILE YOU SURF THE IDIOTNET LOOKING AT INVESTMENT BANKING WEBSITES, LOSER. I DONT HAVE TIME TO GO TO THE STORE TODAY. GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GO YOURSELF FUCKFACE.

― Kendal_Smith (ddb), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

so, Kendal...about the shank???

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

your weapons giveaway program is doomed to failure without a solid economic plan, ken. i'm just trying to help you out.

― kendal's roommate (laurenp), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

And remember: the passion for destruction is also a creative passion.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

T/S: Noisy Roommates vs. Noize Roommates

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

it's SO not about that Barry. You don't even get it man. Besides maybe if my dad was the fourth WEALTHIEST man in Ft. Worth, I too could sit around all day making Plans and Phonecalls and Investments.

THE LITTER BOX NEEDS TO BE CLEANED STAT! OR YOUR CAT IS CATAPULT AMMO!

― Kendal_Smith (ddb), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

To me, my thing is, a video image is much more powerful and useful than an actual event. Like back when I used to go out, when I was last out, I was walking down the street and this guy, that came barreling out of a bar, fell right in front of me, and he had a knife right in his back, landed right on the ground and... Well, I have no reference to it now. I can't put it on pause. I can't put it on slow mo and see all the little details. And the blood, it was all wrong. It didn't look like blood. The hue was off. I couldn't adjust the hue. I was seeing it for real, but it just wasn't right. And I didn't even see the knife impact on the body. I missed that part.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

it's not my fault that he has a mansion and a yacht.

― kendal's roommate (laurenp), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

my (drunk/poss coked up) male roommate propositioned me the other night via TEXT MESSAGE and then proceeded to send more texts that got overly creepy after i told him "no, cut it out." we were both home in the apt while this was going on and he knows quite well i have a boyfriend. i told him to cut it out and forget it and just to leave the rent check. we are just avoiding each other at this point but he has STILL not left his fucking check.

the creepy stuff was about how he "views me as a really tragic figure" but "sometimes can't help himself" and basically made no sense. bascially NOT NORMAL ROOMMATE SHIT.

argh do not want to talk to dude but need to ask him for his check AGAIN which will possibly lead to more weirdness. rent is already 8 days late at this point. and lease up sept 1. why things have to get so shady? DNW

― bell_labs, Monday, 9 July 2007 04:16 (nineteen years ago)

just cut it out emo shit and write your damn check and then once more month and i move out and never have to talk to you again. arghhhhh

― bell_labs, Monday, 9 July 2007 04:18 (nineteen years ago)

e_e;;

― ian, Monday, 9 July 2007 04:19 (nineteen years ago)

but also thanks for making me feel uncomfortable and sketched out in my own house

― bell_labs, Monday, 9 July 2007 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

i promise to get fan asap :/

― ian, Monday, 9 July 2007 04:21 (nineteen years ago)

(not xpost to ian that; i was talking to imaginary roomate)

― bell_labs, Monday, 9 July 2007 04:21 (nineteen years ago)

ugh creepy roomates :(

oh bell_labs why you gotta be so tragic figure

― rrrobyn, Monday, 9 July 2007 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

no no no no not talking about fan

― bell_labs, Monday, 9 July 2007 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

but also thanks for making me feel uncomfortable and sketched out in my own house

-- bell_labs, Monday, July 9, 2007 4:20 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

THIS COMMENT DIRECTED TOWARDS CREEPY ROOMMATE NOT IAN

― bell_labs, Monday, 9 July 2007 04:23 (nineteen years ago)

fuck a 'tragic figure' talk. DUDE WE KNOW WHO THE TRAGIC FIGURE IS

― jergïns, Monday, 9 July 2007 04:24 (nineteen years ago)

and yeah dude, in this case tragic=crepe

― jergïns, Monday, 9 July 2007 04:25 (nineteen years ago)

tragic figure, so so sexy i'm sureee :(((((( weirdo!

― bell_labs, Monday, 9 July 2007 04:25 (nineteen years ago)

i KNOW that e_e; i was trying to make a joke.

― ian, Monday, 9 July 2007 04:25 (nineteen years ago)

but yeah home should not be a place of feeling creeped out - so bad for your health, seriously - does dude know he is creeping you out? is there nothing to be done?

also ian stop being so creepy

― rrrobyn, Monday, 9 July 2007 04:27 (nineteen years ago)

;)

― rrrobyn, Monday, 9 July 2007 04:27 (nineteen years ago)

Ian, I will loan you stand fan, I have an extra. Let me know when you want to pick up.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 July 2007 04:27 (nineteen years ago)

ian couldn't be crepey if he tried...he is just sweet as pie.

i'm pretty sure that roomate dude sobered up and read his texts and knows he has been a creep but has not said a word - this happened thursday and i was not home all weekend, so yeah. no apology tho, text or otherwise

― bell_labs, Monday, 9 July 2007 04:29 (nineteen years ago)

<I>ian couldn't be crepey if he tried...he is just sweet as pie.</I>

This is OTM if i do say so myself.
so sweet, in fact, that i am going to walk the dog now.

― ian, Monday, 9 July 2007 04:31 (nineteen years ago)

give bill a milkbone for me!

― bell_labs, Monday, 9 July 2007 04:33 (nineteen years ago)

ian is so not creepy
or crepey

i have never had a creepy roommate! but i don't think i've ever had a no1z3 roommate either - they have all been pretty sweet and/or not around a lot. btw having own place is awesome. i hope it gets sorted out and you get those rent cheques too. man :/

― rrrobyn, Monday, 9 July 2007 04:40 (nineteen years ago)

i left a passive-aggressive note on his door asking for the rent check to be left on the refrigerator? or is that passive aggressive? i know he is at home, but don't want "i am talking to you about apartment matters in a casual way" to be misinterpreted as "i want to sex u" as apparently happened before :(

― bell_labs, Monday, 9 July 2007 04:53 (nineteen years ago)

i CAN'T WAIT to get my own place tho

― bell_labs, Monday, 9 July 2007 04:54 (nineteen years ago)

it's the best thing i ever did after weird roommate stuff -- took a year of living alone before venturing back in with somebody else. now i have a cool roommate, and believe firmly in the edict of keeping your lives separate except for staying in the same place.

― remy bean, Monday, 9 July 2007 06:46 (nineteen years ago)

p.s. my roommate is not noize at all. he's cool, but really into wilco and the dead and stuff.

― remy bean, Monday, 9 July 2007 06:46 (nineteen years ago)

my roommate is not noise but is one of my best friends in the world and i wouldnt break up with him for anything

― max, Monday, 9 July 2007 06:51 (nineteen years ago)

You would be a totally kickass cool roomate remy!

I has not a roommate rite now, and living alone is kinda lonely after 4 years with the bf ;_;

I'm gonna probably have a roommate in nov but I am getting a bit nervous cos we've had a fling before and now I dont want that shit complicating things and argh. But hes such a good friend. Arghhh.

― Trayce, Monday, 9 July 2007 06:52 (nineteen years ago)

my roommate is passed out on couch and now where will friend from out of town sleep/

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 9 July 2007 07:17 (nineteen years ago)

Can't you wake your roommate up and/or drag him to his bed? If he's completely passed out, just push him off the couch. Tell him he was dancing to cheese club music and knocked himself over,missing the couch and falling right on the floor.

I never had a roommate in my life. :-(

― nathalie, Monday, 9 July 2007 07:54 (nineteen years ago)

cheese club musickness?!?

― nathalie, Monday, 9 July 2007 07:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/2961/jolietitel0807400300sr0.jpg

^ what my current flatmate is subscribed to. she is nu-noize at best.

one of my past flatmates was a bipolar bisexual binge-drinking polish girl with the huegest nose ive ever seen, on any person, she was very noize.

― ☪, Monday, 9 July 2007 10:44 (nineteen years ago)

oh man the ddb action upthread is classic noize

― cutty, Monday, 9 July 2007 11:26 (nineteen years ago)

oh and bell labs's post is why i can never have a girl roommate

― cutty, Monday, 9 July 2007 11:27 (nineteen years ago)

I have a girl roommate. So far no coke-fuelled messages but she eats a lot of toast! Oh noes!

― kv_nol, Monday, 9 July 2007 11:30 (nineteen years ago)

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