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Where Are The Noise-Friendly Places in Florida?

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unbelievably i am going to florida w/ my aged parents next feb. i will have to go w/ them and the kids to disneyworld/land and other hyperreal tourist hotspots, but i am hoping to 'bunk off' and drop some bucks on noize/free jazz recs and horror DVDs - pl tell me abt gd shops and shit, ty

Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 1 September 2005 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

also, are there Harry Pussy memorial plaques?

Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 1 September 2005 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

MOON OVER MY HAMMY

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 September 2005 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Tom Smith is a prick.

Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Thursday, 1 September 2005 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

HELLO FROM MIAMI

JAXON (jaxon), Thursday, 1 September 2005 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Cuddlestein Mountain

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 1 September 2005 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Hyperreal Tourist Mountain

Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Thursday, 1 September 2005 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

bunk off mountain

I don't doubt it, my friend, I don't doubt it (nordicskilla), Thursday, 1 September 2005 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm pretty sure i saw tom walking by the kmart in astor place earlier this summer. he looked so confused.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 September 2005 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

where can i get skunk?

Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 1 September 2005 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

do they still have the giant teacups?

Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 1 September 2005 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

vahid (vahid), Thursday, 1 September 2005 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

The band's appearance and live antics matched the extremity of its music and lyrics. With an inverted cross branded into his forehead, Benton cast himself as the incarnation of pure evil. At shows, he was known to pull such stunts as dousing the crowds with bags full of real animal organs. Deicide quickly found themselves banned from clubs, boycotted by magazines, and blacklisted by Christian groups and animal-rights activists. Anti-establishment to the core, Deicide embodied the worst fears of the conservative masses, and loved it. Rather than shy away from controversy, Deicide provoked it and willingly engaged in it.

vahid (vahid), Thursday, 1 September 2005 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Listmania! Essential Florida Death Metal Part One

vahid (vahid), Thursday, 1 September 2005 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

SATAN SPAWN THE CACO-DAEMON

amon (eman), Thursday, 1 September 2005 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

www.anus.com review!

A formative work of integration of theory into death metal, Deicide's self-titled album integrated the primitive musical atavism of early death metal with the ambient tendencies of atonal music, drifting more into self-defining structure than less abstract works based upon an arbitrary framework of musical value. With strips of chromatic chords thundering together in complex harmonic overlays, a lack of key centric composition, destructive atonal lightspeed guitar solos and roaring umbrage of vocal torment expressing the archest of blasphemies, Deicide created an aesthetic to match the structure of music reflecting a meta-ideology that emphasized the similarities between musical construction and philosophical exploration of the postmodern state of nihilism and misanthropic despair through composition fashioned from freely allocated and recombinated vector indicative note sequences, a statement of hopelessness to conventional composers.

vahid (vahid), Thursday, 1 September 2005 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

someone get that guy a grime blog!

vahid (vahid), Thursday, 1 September 2005 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

i bought my copy of ciccone youth at a clearance sale in the boca raton mall.

renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 1 September 2005 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

'legion' is pretty good

latebloomer: not just indie rock but also rap, industrial and pop. (latebloomer), Thursday, 1 September 2005 23:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Orlampa.

Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 1 September 2005 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah... i'm from florida and i really couldn't tell you shit. chances are if you're doing the tourist thing you wont' be in any of hte places i could think to mention. florida is sprawl central.

where exactly in fl?
m.

msp (mspa), Friday, 2 September 2005 02:06 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

i am in the exact same situation the guy that started this thread was in.
i'm in...i don't know. like, 10 minutes from disneyland.

so is there anything to do around here that isn't amusement park/eating related?

funny farm, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.erniewhiteconstruction.com/images/lakeJames_sm.gif

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 01:03 (nineteen years ago)

go to the dali museum in st. petersburg

elan, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

When I was a kid I went to the Edison estate in Fort Myers. It has lots of awesome banyan trees on the property.

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 01:12 (nineteen years ago)

there is a tree there that takes like 5 minutes to walk around!

elan, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 01:42 (nineteen years ago)

I daresay if there be a noise tree on this earth, it be the banyan tree.
http://www.toedter.com/gallery/hawaii/images/banyan.jpg

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

down at the bulb ranch above the sea

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

So, farm, how far do you reckon you can you get from Orlando?

Gainesville's a great town, I would even venture a noise town, but it'd take you abt 90 minutes to get there.

Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 03:27 (nineteen years ago)

nah, 90 minutes is too far. the only car we have here is my broseph's.

downtown disney is for cunts.

funny farm, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 04:31 (nineteen years ago)

that tree looks cool.

funny farm, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 04:31 (nineteen years ago)

If you like surplus electronics, you can visit Skycraft, which has an amazing assortment of surplus electronic parts and things.

The owner is really into radio controlled steamships.. I'm not really sure when they take them out into the water, but he has these weird Queen Mary style ships that remotely launch torpedoes. It be worth finding out when they take them out onto the water.

There's a coffee shop / video store called Stardust that's pretty great. Lots of great weird underground movies to rent, and it's a good place to just hang out. It might technically be in Winter Park, but I'm pretty sure it's in Orlando proper.

While at the coffee shop, pick up the weekly arts rag. There are *tons* of adds for big dance clubs and music venues. IIRC the big dance clubs pull lots of foreign tourists. I've never been myself, because my Orlando trips are always business and never for more than a day.

petey_carnum, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

Oh and you should try to find some place to look at big alligators, or possibly eat alligators. I can't think of a specific place off-hand, but it's Orlando so I'm 100% certain such a place exists and is easily found.

petey_carnum, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

isn't the fountain of youth in florida? (seriously)

sanskrit, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

yes i did a report on ponce de leon in 6th grade

sleep, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

so i know

sleep, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going to universal (or mgm or whatever they call it), today.
i hate this vacation...

my brother said they have cars that blow up. maybe that'll be interesting.

funny farm, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

Are you going to a waterpark? I'd highly recommend some waterslide attractions if you're stuck in that kind of trip.

petey_carnum, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, suck it up and go to Universal Studios Islands Of Adventure. Ride the fucking amazing Spidey simulator ride and quit yer bitching. :D

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

And the dueling Dragons coaster!

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

look for the Zamp in the lamp!

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

i had no idea that mgm and universal are two different places. we went to mgm. it was lame. the "amazing stunt show" or whatever they call it, was one of the lamest things i've ever seen. however, there was this pretty cool light show, where they projected movies onto walls of water. and mickey mouse killed a demon with a sword that shot sparks.

dr. seuss land looks pretty schweet.

funny farm, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 04:51 (nineteen years ago)

yeah... as far as the park spaces go, lame is the game. revel. take notes. go home and appreciate. you're not really meant to plug in and find acceptable places to inhabit. it's expensive. it's marketing. it's hot as ballz omg aug 1st.

the good fl is the fl that is tourist class B or C. freakin st. augstine marineland and shit. cheese leftover from the 60s that hasn't washed away yet. and then south fl is just a great place to get carib foods. also, the beach scuba crap like that. giant shops full of conch shells and boobie shot glasses.

among the parks, they've mostly washed away the kitsch that old people bring with them. there's good thrift in fl if you know where to look but all that's somewhat removed from the general vicinity of whereyouat.
m.

msp, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 05:21 (nineteen years ago)

we went to mgm. it was lame.

STAR TOURS IS NOT LAME.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 05:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.disneytravelagents.com/WDWTour/images/phm/themeparks/mgm/a/startours.jpg

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 05:51 (nineteen years ago)

And the Tower Of Terror is sweet!

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 06:05 (nineteen years ago)

Even the Aerosmith roller coaster is pretty kickass

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 06:05 (nineteen years ago)

that picture is like the funnest thing imaginable.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 06:07 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't see any aerosmith rollercoaster!

funny farm, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

star tours was extremely lame.

funny farm, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

I really liked the fake Moroccan Village and the replica wooden Norwegian stave-church in Epcot.

Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

i remember going to sea world as a young kid. even better than shamu was this huge pirate boat kids could climb on and run around, all the parents were below taking photos and videos of their kids. sea world had all these maneuverable water cannons on each side of the ship, when we got bored picking off other kids beneath the boat we started soaking dads and particularly aimed for their chunky 80's style video cameras. lots of pissed off parents, very noise.

sanskrit, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)


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