GOD, WHAT IS MY ROOM MATE'S GIRLFRIEND'S NAME????

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CARRIE?
CARA?
KAREN??

HOW DO I FIND OUT?

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 01:38 (twenty years ago)

mulva

― 2 columbus circle in 1964 (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 01:44 (twenty years ago)

JBR. U R NO HELP!

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 01:56 (twenty years ago)

dude, just play the no-name game. It will come out eventually.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 02:02 (twenty years ago)

Go up to your roomie and say, "Hey, um... oh god, I can't believe this... you're fucking DATING her?!?!"
"Oh, XXX?"
"RIGHT, XXX! Man. Anyway, she called yesterday; call her back."

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 02:03 (twenty years ago)

i should just come over and introduce myself

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 02:16 (twenty years ago)

DRIVER'S LICENSE CHECK

― account settings (account), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 02:28 (twenty years ago)

you can't ask your roommate? maybe I am dating him.

― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 02:49 (twenty years ago)

look her up on myspace

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 03:47 (twenty years ago)

we tried that

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 04:03 (twenty years ago)

pretend you're a numerologist and get her to write out her full name and date of birth on a piece of paper, then do some ostentatious adding up (look upwards to the right and/or close your eyes for parts of it) and tell her she's a 3 or a 7 or something.

― estela (estela), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 04:09 (twenty years ago)

KANDY

― HAKKEBOFFER (eman), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 04:21 (twenty years ago)

Is it Monique or Shakwaya?

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 04:39 (twenty years ago)

the numerologist thing, only tell her you're analyzing her handwriting. hopefully it's legible.

― jeanne (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 06:41 (twenty years ago)

cory?

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 06:42 (twenty years ago)

it will come out eventually...BUT SHE IS SO CHATTY AND NICE...I FEEL BAD.

I WOULD ASK MY ROOM MATE BUT THEY ARE ALWAYS TOGETHER!

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 12:44 (twenty years ago)

grope her sometime...then wait for him to accuse you of laying yr hands on whatever her name is.

err, no there must be a better trick....

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 13:57 (twenty years ago)

OH NO'S.

ITS JUST ME AND HER HERE.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 14:34 (twenty years ago)

AND SHE IS IN THE KITCHEN.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 14:34 (twenty years ago)

"HEY YOU!"

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 14:35 (twenty years ago)

ask fr her email..pretend yr gonna throw some sort of "event"...wanna invite her...if its not clear, ask her to fucking spell her name

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 14:36 (twenty years ago)

i'm coming over

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 14:52 (twenty years ago)

im sure shes named allison

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 14:53 (twenty years ago)

ask her FULL name, as though you wanna know her initials or if her first name is short for anything.

― don't start a RYE-OTT! (plsmith), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 14:53 (twenty years ago)

or you could shorten the name to an affectionate "car" (pronounced "care").

― don't start a RYE-OTT! (plsmith), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 15:02 (twenty years ago)

http://img.hmv.co.jp/image/jacket/190/10/8/1/344.jpg

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 15:14 (twenty years ago)

"dollface"

― detoxyDancer (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 15:33 (twenty years ago)

just call her joe

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 15:34 (twenty years ago)

ddb = Larry David

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 15:35 (twenty years ago)

NICE. THE EMAIL IDEA IS RAD.

UNLESS SHE IS LIKE...OK, IT'S UNICORN_567@HOTMAIL.COM

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 15:57 (twenty years ago)

like i said if its some queer shit you can ask for her to spell her name so you can put it in yr adress book right.

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 16:05 (twenty years ago)

can't you just text your roommate "WHAT IS UR GFS NAME, I AM A DOOSH"

― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 16:14 (twenty years ago)

HA. CAREY WINS.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 16:36 (twenty years ago)

with a goddamned Y...hell, what r you going to do with the rest of yr day now that thats sorted

(soon this conference call will end and i wont have yr problems to entertain me)

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 16:47 (twenty years ago)

no, carey is the person above his post.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 16:49 (twenty years ago)

the quest continues...

but i am now free to leave my desk....

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 16:52 (twenty years ago)

Hey Matt,
I'm an idiot, but what is your girlfriend's name? She totally
introduced herself to me, and I got distracted and I'm not 100% sure
of what I think it is...did I mention i'm an idiot?

pls don't tell her I was forced to email you, I am totally embarrassed
already and she is super nice!

hope yr day going well!
later
Brian

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 16:52 (twenty years ago)

I AM AN IDIOT...HOPE YR DAY **IS**GOING WELL

― I DUMB (ddb), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 16:59 (twenty years ago)

what a gay email

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 17:05 (twenty years ago)

i am trying to be nice.

DICK.

TRY IT FOR ONCE!

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 17:26 (twenty years ago)

I MEAN, TRY SOME DICK.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 17:26 (twenty years ago)

nice =! gay

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 17:27 (twenty years ago)

most gays are a-ok by me.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 17:29 (twenty years ago)

OK MAN. YR RIGHT.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 17:30 (twenty years ago)

IM THINKING HER NAME IS CARA.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 17:35 (twenty years ago)

I am on tenterhooks here.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 17:44 (twenty years ago)

i like the "care" idea... but after you say 'hey care!' ask her if people call her that and if not, what they usually call her... prompting her to say her real name.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 21:57 (twenty years ago)

yeah, but what if he's totally off and her name is elizabeth or something? then it is a dumb idea.

i can't wait to find out though...

― jeanne (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 23:49 (twenty years ago)

there's this short'ish really cute lesbian who kinda looks like courtney cox, who i run into all the time and she always goes "PHIL! SO GOOD TO SEE YOU" and i have to be like "ohhhh, hey yoooou". i should just suck it up and say "oh, so whats your name again"? maybe you do the same! tell me how it goes

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 01:49 (twenty years ago)

i'm the fucking worst for this, i'm so bad with names. i seriously have good friends whose names i don't even know.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 01:58 (twenty years ago)

if they are your good friends, what are they listed as in your cell phone?

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 01:59 (twenty years ago)

booty call option 1
booty call option 2
booty call option 3
booty call option 4

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 02:04 (twenty years ago)

i don't have a cell phone!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 02:09 (twenty years ago)

I wish I didn't.

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 03:59 (twenty years ago)

we11....whats the faqing answer?!

― bb (bbrz), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 15:51 (twenty years ago)

Brian-

No sweats. She is Kerry.

Doing alright. Got a job moving about 100000 books.

Gonna kick my ass.

Matty

― YAY!!!!!!!!!! I WAS SO CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ddb), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 16:30 (twenty years ago)

Congrats on the job, matty!

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 16:34 (twenty years ago)

kudos.

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 16:34 (twenty years ago)

Kerry?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 16:35 (twenty years ago)

Shite

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 16:37 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...

DDB I JUST GOT SOME EVITE BS THAT YOU WERE ON AND I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THE OTHER PEOPLE.... WTF

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Friday, 7 July 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

why do only women use evite to send out tings?

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 7 July 2006 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

srsly.

ps - where is DDB? ;_;

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 8 July 2006 00:29 (nineteen years ago)

EVITE IS LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF A COCKBLOCK

A BRO BLOCK

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Saturday, 8 July 2006 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

true. also, women have greater numbers of superficial friends, a bro would never evite another bro.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Saturday, 8 July 2006 01:12 (nineteen years ago)

i would never evite anything, ok?

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 8 July 2006 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

cuz yer bro:woman ratio is like, way favorable to the bro side.

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Saturday, 8 July 2006 06:42 (nineteen years ago)

I DIDNT GET ANY EVITE THING???

MAYBE ITS THE OTHER BR14N QU1_N?

HI EVAN_BRO!

― ddb (ddb1), Saturday, 8 July 2006 10:19 (nineteen years ago)

WHO IS THIS OTHER BRIAN QUINN

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Saturday, 8 July 2006 12:21 (nineteen years ago)

"Hi,

Actually I don't know who you are either but XXXX added you to the guestlist. Sorry if my email keep bugging you and have a great email.

"

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Saturday, 8 July 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

"have a great email"

― dmr (Renard), Saturday, 8 July 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

HEY

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 8 July 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

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