how do record the messages marissa left me

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the speaker phone on my cell isnt loud enough for my mic to record them properly. can anyone help? anyone got a loud speakerphone next to a good condenser mic? ill give you my voicemail password and you can record them for me? they're pretty amazing.

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:40 (twenty years ago)

dear god, let it happen soon.

― Pablo (Pablo A), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:47 (twenty years ago)

Radio Shack, my man:
http://digitalmedia.oreilly.com/images/oreilly/digitalmedia/2005/03/transcriber_radioshack_eee.jpg

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:49 (twenty years ago)

what about splicing a cell headset cord in with a regular 1/8" cord, then plugging into the mic port on your computer?

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:53 (twenty years ago)

call your cellphone from another phone w/a louder speaker phone (or something w/a mic input) and sign into your answering machine from there. record. presto

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:55 (twenty years ago)

I can record it from my radio station's studio, if you like.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:58 (twenty years ago)

yay theres the answer i was lookin for

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 23:05 (twenty years ago)

That's my real e-mail address, if you wanna.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 23:07 (twenty years ago)

then change his answering machine message every once in a while

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 23:08 (twenty years ago)

"Hi. If you only need a dimebag, press one. For a quarter, press two..."

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 23:14 (twenty years ago)

dudes make this happen.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 23:24 (twenty years ago)

they are amazing. she thinks im involved with the moody blues guy.

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 23:36 (twenty years ago)

I've got one more traffic report to record. Try to get 'em up a little bit after six CST.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 23:39 (twenty years ago)

what's the total runtime on the messages? like 5:36 of crazed goodness, or much longer?

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 23:46 (twenty years ago)

they go on forever

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 23:50 (twenty years ago)

Damn. Like seventeen minutes.

I'd split them up, but hearing them all at once was much more effective.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 19 January 2006 00:10 (twenty years ago)

are we going to ysi them?

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Thursday, 19 January 2006 00:33 (twenty years ago)

Sending Your File -
Please Stand By...

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 19 January 2006 00:42 (twenty years ago)

awesome!

― howell huser (chaki), Thursday, 19 January 2006 00:43 (twenty years ago)

im on my 4th bloody mary

― howell huser (chaki), Thursday, 19 January 2006 00:43 (twenty years ago)

Call #1

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 19 January 2006 00:43 (twenty years ago)

Call #2

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 19 January 2006 00:45 (twenty years ago)

Call #3

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 19 January 2006 00:48 (twenty years ago)

Call #4

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 19 January 2006 00:49 (twenty years ago)

Call #5

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 19 January 2006 00:52 (twenty years ago)

See you all in hell.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 19 January 2006 00:53 (twenty years ago)

*listening*

― HAKKEBOFFER (eman), Thursday, 19 January 2006 00:53 (twenty years ago)

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

― Pablo (Pablo A), Thursday, 19 January 2006 00:53 (twenty years ago)

poor girl sounds like shes guna start crying at times

― howell huser (chaki), Thursday, 19 January 2006 00:54 (twenty years ago)

"promoting porno" ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

― HAKKEBOFFER (eman), Thursday, 19 January 2006 00:55 (twenty years ago)

sounds drunk

― Pablo (Pablo A), Thursday, 19 January 2006 00:56 (twenty years ago)

sounds hot

― HAKKEBOFFER (eman), Thursday, 19 January 2006 00:57 (twenty years ago)

word

― Pablo (Pablo A), Thursday, 19 January 2006 00:57 (twenty years ago)

man, what a fucking nut.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 19 January 2006 01:03 (twenty years ago)

she sounds 10,000% more coherent than her posts

until she begins talking about porn

― milton parker (Jon L), Thursday, 19 January 2006 01:10 (twenty years ago)

Call #5 = meltdown

― HAKKEBOFFER (eman), Thursday, 19 January 2006 01:14 (twenty years ago)

this is ripe for collage.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 19 January 2006 01:15 (twenty years ago)

phone call one= breaking down supply/demand curves...econ 101 bitches.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 19 January 2006 01:17 (twenty years ago)

"No, I don't believe the Beatles are more talented than me, and I think they're overrated."

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 19 January 2006 01:18 (twenty years ago)

"Wikipedia is working for the music industry. The guy was involved with porno, and still is, indirectly."

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 19 January 2006 01:22 (twenty years ago)

"This is bullcrap."

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 19 January 2006 01:22 (twenty years ago)

"I'm being banned because Justin Heyward writes lyrics on a fifth grade level."

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 19 January 2006 01:22 (twenty years ago)

"If Justin Heyword is part of the anti-talent movement, promoting bluegrass music and ignoring people with talent, he doesn't deserve to be a millionaire."

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 19 January 2006 01:24 (twenty years ago)

this is ripe for ytmnd

― HAKKEBOFFER (eman), Thursday, 19 January 2006 01:25 (twenty years ago)

what marissa's tragic flaw is that she does not understand that only in the world of VISUAL art can you charge exorbitant prices for your homemade braincrappings.

hasa anyone to date heard any mm tracks? will they YSI them? i would like to hear some of this TALENTED WOMAN singing songs she wrote through HARD WORK.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 19 January 2006 01:26 (twenty years ago)

here's the hit

http://s43.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1P2ZYT2OYQMY03OVOGDZ5TJGEY

I think it's genuinely amazing

― milton parker (Jon L), Thursday, 19 January 2006 01:38 (twenty years ago)

"That's how dumb you people are. If you were smart people, you wouldn't have gotten on that stupid board with a bunch of ignoramuses."

marissa OTM.

I'd love to actually hear a Marissa song.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 19 January 2006 01:39 (twenty years ago)

m@tt, there is one in the post above yrs!

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Thursday, 19 January 2006 01:41 (twenty years ago)

re: "emu"...

i wish she sang better so i could understand the words!!

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 19 January 2006 01:42 (twenty years ago)

Ladies and gentlemen, Mariesa Sabriel and "Emu"

― milton parker (Jon L), Thursday, 19 January 2006 01:42 (twenty years ago)

Skipping 37 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

I thought about blurring it, but I hate it when they do that on "COPS". Someone really going to call that garden nursery across the street from the drug bust?

And if this guy doesn't care, why should she.

(Feel free to call me at (501) 433-1037 to talk about this further.)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 19 January 2006 03:05 (twenty years ago)

feel free to ask pp for my secret voicemail code while youre at it

― howell huser (chaki), Thursday, 19 January 2006 03:11 (twenty years ago)

I am seriously moved by those two songs. I had no idea ...

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 19 January 2006 03:12 (twenty years ago)

Tim is right on. Though I do think she hits the notes flat sometimes, she hits them precisely the same amount flat every time -- she's not making any mistakes.

"it's sun"
http://s64.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3427LWQLPIG5C1PYD4UDZU5F82

"el". a duet. listen to those harmonies. you really have to wonder what is going through that guy's head. at times I've been convinced that she's singing along to someone else's record, but I no longer think that.
http://s64.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2WRJHRJ52LUZ50MOT3IKX54UJ9

― milton parker (Jon L), Thursday, 19 January 2006 03:16 (twenty years ago)

I thought having the password of 9112001 was kinda tasteless and weird, chaki.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 19 January 2006 03:18 (twenty years ago)

NEVER FORGET

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Thursday, 19 January 2006 03:20 (twenty years ago)

The tonality of the duet seems perfectly straightforward to me.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 19 January 2006 04:22 (twenty years ago)

BLEW BY YOU

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 19 January 2006 04:41 (twenty years ago)

Do you have the lyrics to any of these others, Milton?

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 19 January 2006 05:15 (twenty years ago)

THE GIRL IS A PHENOMENON.

http://s54.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=01QHIAMKZ8VT1387B181S6THNH
These are the nine tracks I have in a .zip file.

http://s63.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3KCOBX0VDB2JH0C19U0UICN08M
This is the self-interview, which is a world unto itself (I think we've used five or six phrases from this on ILX ever since).

The genius of our times.

― Chris Ott (Chris Ott), Thursday, 19 January 2006 05:24 (twenty years ago)

"thank you chris ott"

'emu' and 'it's sun' were the ILM favorites, so those were the only two people saved from her 'poems' page

I think the duet is a cover, it's interesting hearing her sing a straight harmony after her originals. you have to admit though, even here her high notes are kinda special, this is the subtle one that helps me get the others

― milton parker (Jon L), Thursday, 19 January 2006 05:27 (twenty years ago)

I legitimately adore "For You."

― Chris Ott (Chris Ott), Thursday, 19 January 2006 05:29 (twenty years ago)

"its all a conspiracy. and bullcrap."

― latebloomer: virtuous, pure and masculine like only an American male can be (lat, Thursday, 19 January 2006 11:00 (twenty years ago)

justin heyward is part of the anti-talent movent

― latebloomer: virtuous, pure and masculine like only an American male can be (lat, Thursday, 19 January 2006 11:03 (twenty years ago)

i like her speaking voice.

― latebloomer: virtuous, pure and masculine like only an American male can be (lat, Thursday, 19 January 2006 11:04 (twenty years ago)

She is the lilith fair antiorp.

I have a few of her mp3s somewhere, I think they're OK, a couple of them I think are good.

I did have that self interview thing, but it was so batshit insane that I couldn't listen to it all the way through. It actually made me feel really bad, listening to it.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 19 January 2006 12:16 (twenty years ago)

I listened to the first one, she rambles on as much irl as she does online. She has a pleasant, harmonious speaking voice. She needs mental help, really, doesn't she?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 19 January 2006 12:22 (twenty years ago)

WTF aspect to listening to her stuff, it's just that I've never heard melodies like these before anywhere, & I listen to a lot of music

"Emu" is, well, to be honest it's fucking terrible. However it isn't 1,000,000 miles removed from some stuff I have by the art bears or that "camera" TV opera that Dag Krause sang on. Tonally/harmonically very harsh. The other stuff I have by her is more like lo-fi kate bush/tori.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 19 January 2006 12:31 (twenty years ago)

"Justin Hayward is part of the anti-talent movement."

― Chris Ott (Chris Ott), Thursday, 19 January 2006 13:48 (twenty years ago)

the anti-jandek

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:16 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha wait, people STILL hadn't heard "Emu"?????

― Dan (A WISHY-POOOOOOOOO) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:39 (twenty years ago)

She sounds like the loneliest person on the planet. Poor Marissa.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 19 January 2006 22:11 (twenty years ago)

I think she really needs help, but is so massively altered right now that any attempt to converse with her about anything at all is perceived as just more persecuting oppression.

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 19 January 2006 22:31 (twenty years ago)

I had a really weird feeling last night sitting in the studio, listening to this woman talking about this conspiracy acting against her as I recorded her pre-dawn ramblings for distribution on the internet.

I got over it.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 19 January 2006 22:42 (twenty years ago)

I'd like to think that I'm part of a conspiracy that's acting for her.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 19 January 2006 22:43 (twenty years ago)

admit it, you're just bullying the village idiot

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 19 January 2006 22:59 (twenty years ago)

Which is illegal.

― Confounded (Confounded), Thursday, 19 January 2006 23:00 (twenty years ago)

Proverbs for Paranoids:

"You may never get to touch the Master, but you can tickle his creatures."

I like to think of us being the creatures who are tickled -- I sure am.

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Thursday, 19 January 2006 23:00 (twenty years ago)

It is not illegal, Connie.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 19 January 2006 23:55 (twenty years ago)

I've been consistent in my anti-bullying-the-mentally-diseased stance, but well... these are hilarious. She has kind of a hot voice.

― Mickey (modestmickey), Friday, 20 January 2006 05:14 (twenty years ago)

thank god my acid-induced psychotic breakdown was pre-ILX.

― vahid (vahid), Friday, 20 January 2006 06:01 (twenty years ago)

actually that should be

thank god MY acid-induced psychotic breakdown was pre-ILX

― vahid (vahid), Friday, 20 January 2006 06:01 (twenty years ago)

Marissa is totally right about everyon on ILM being disturbed.

― Dan (Can't Argue With That) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 20 January 2006 20:33 (twenty years ago)

as mentioned upthread.

― howell huser (chaki), Friday, 20 January 2006 20:55 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I missed that in the ensuing bitchfest.

― Dan (Shrugs) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 20 January 2006 20:58 (twenty years ago)

don't give a damn whether you have millions of dollars ....
This country sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U.K sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You just wanted to flirt and play head games, and now that you can't you are not talking anymore.
typical of an british alien that fits right in the usa.
And another thing is....
I am sick of hearing English words...pursed lips...passionless kisses.
I thought there was something wrong with me, but now I totally realize that I don't fit in this country.
Not because of my nationality...
which you don't know, I have 1/16th english blood.
I didn't feel happy about it.

― Pablo (Pablo A), Friday, 20 January 2006 21:27 (twenty years ago)

Pablo, yes, OTM

― Confounded (Confounded), Saturday, 21 January 2006 02:45 (twenty years ago)

can sbody repost the phone files and the Chris Ott MM archive?

― Baaderonixx, born again in Xixax (baaderonixx), Thursday, 2 February 2006 21:22 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

virgo noir to me 4:35 pm (38 minutes ago)

My father can't stand californians...many people i know can't stand people from california..the whole state rots...good people...are stuck there..this just proves my point...the way Californians act towards cultured people and the crappy, pretentious attitude the peopel in Calif have that makes people want to throw up..You people make me puke....
and you make alot puke...YOu are the worst refuse in the country.. this is what other people think of the INFERIOR CALIFORNIA

Milton Parker to virgo 4:50 pm (23 minutes ago)

hi marissa how are you DOING

virgo noir to me 5:06 pm (9 minutes ago)

Great but I am still struggling with back problems

― Milton Parker, Friday, 30 May 2008 00:17 (seventeen years ago)

:-)

― get bent, Friday, 30 May 2008 00:20 (seventeen years ago)

wow

― sleeve, Friday, 30 May 2008 00:22 (seventeen years ago)

all those migrant farm workers and day laborers with their crappy pretentious california attitude

― get bent, Friday, 30 May 2008 00:22 (seventeen years ago)

I once tried to send a pic to Chaki's cellphone, but he doesn't have that capability.

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 30 May 2008 01:59 (seventeen years ago)

he probably has INFERIOR CALIFORNIA as his wireless provider

― El Tomboto, Friday, 30 May 2008 02:00 (seventeen years ago)

i went to a club where Milton was DJing and he played some of the weirdest music i'd heard in a long time. asked him what it was later and it was marissa :D

― jaxon, Friday, 30 May 2008 17:19 (seventeen years ago)

!!!!!

― tehresa, Friday, 30 May 2008 17:21 (seventeen years ago)

Wow, Milton. She's still out there, eh.

― Pashmina, Friday, 30 May 2008 17:40 (seventeen years ago)

Woah she has a record out too, sixteen dollars. I think I might order one.

― Pashmina, Friday, 30 May 2008 17:43 (seventeen years ago)

Oh no, I can't. Her order form has "po box coming soon" as part of the address. Might be worth mentioning to her, Milton.

― Pashmina, Friday, 30 May 2008 17:45 (seventeen years ago)

"em|_|" is one of the most mystical songs ever created. I'm not joking.

― Mackro Mackro, Saturday, 31 May 2008 18:36 (seventeen years ago)

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