BLASPHEMY, SPLEEN, VIOLENT IMPULSES: The A. Nairn Appreciation Thread

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Anyone want to collaborate in the kidnapping & satanic ritual abuse of A. Nairn?

http://www.sacred-texts.com/eso/sta/img/10100.jpg

Let's feed him a 10-strip of LSD and project video of hardcore gay kink on the basement wall. Also, scary paper mache animal masks.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

link to some of his worst offences plz. i only saw him on the "christians sue for right to be intolerant" or whatever thread.

― sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

COUNT ME IN.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

noizettes, would you be ok with painting pentagrams on your naked titties? and we will need one of you to wear a sharpened egg beater as a strap-on.

http://www.hormel.com/images/glossary/e/eggbeater.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

nairn's latest spiteful turd:

The 'Incest Laws': What's The Point?

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

naked titties: no
pentagrams: sure, i guess
strap-on: you could probably talk me into it if worn over clothing

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

more bullshit:

minority races among white race compared with introverts among extroverts

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

laurel do you not like your titties!?!?!?!?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

Oh sure I do, but we're talking about a collective-effort public ceremony here, right? Naked is for private time.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

egg-beater strap on, though? NO PROBLEM

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

Rape, blame, responsibility, Amnesty, etcetera.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

Gib, someone ELSE'S naked embarrassment is Not My Problem!

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

WE NEED SOUNDTRACK FOR SATANIC RITUAL

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.destinationhollywood.com/celebrities/melbrooks/images/melbrooks_historyworld_01.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

Can you make it poppy, please? I don't like that difficult stuff you all listen to.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

Haha I am picturing Sanrio/Opane altar with Hello Kitty scimitar for twee beheading.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

FREE THE SPRINGFIELD TWO, MARGE!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

Readings to be taken from: The Anathema of Zos, Liber AL vel Legis, and Queer as Folk TV scripts

preferrably all jumbled up, W.S. Burroughs style

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

I've got half the UK-QAF script memorized already. "We like Nathan. He can stay."

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

"Calling Alexander a little bit camp is like calling Hitler a little bit NAUGHTY."

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

Re straight bars: "They've got bathrooms no one's ever had sex in!"

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

Laurel, you're hired.

Let's make this happen, ppl.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

how about instead of painting on the pentagrams we do pentagram pasties (a la lil kim)?

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

OTM

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.infantjesusparish.org/ijs/Enrichment/Drama/dramaclub.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

OTT

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

OHHH SHIT!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=5295952

priceless.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

no wai

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

I think we also need to perform an unsanctified marriage, pref. to a member of the same sex, or a vacuum cleaner dressed in drag

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

Christian - other

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://myspace-585.vo.llnwd.net/00508/58/56/508656585_l.jpg

YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS DUDE IS A VERGIN??? NO WAI

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

that cannot possibly be the same guy. He seems...like...ok on his myspace.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

which one of those is his satanic eggbeater rape face?

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

All of them.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

music:

Velvet Underground, David Bowie, Spacemen 3, Spiritualized, OMD, Low, Roxy Music, Mecano, Caetano Veloso, Cindy und Bert, Marc Lavoine, Blind Willie Johnson, João Gilberto, Sam Cooke, Missy Elliott, Pizzicato 5, Shinohara Tomoe, Shivkumar Sharma, Scott Walker, Jacques Brel, Debussy, Harry Partch, Bruce Haack, YV, 2AFP, and I guess Sufjan Stevens

... finally we know where Nairn's credibility comes from.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

giving a bad face to gamelan!

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

Who I'd like to meet:
A taiko group, a gamelan, a Japanese noise/shoegaze band, or a Maori dance group to join. Also an Employer, Kung Fu master, no more stalkers/cults (unless it's a Kung Fu cult)

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

You know who that looks like.

― The Mercury Krueger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

jesus?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

Myspace Name:nairn
Search by email address:match
"skepticism of Skepticism" in general interests:check

It's him.

Also, for eggbeater face, top row, second from the left.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

I KNOW I was thinking the exact same thing, Nicole.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

It's the wide mouth. (XP)

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

― John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

2nd row, 4th column, if he really gets into it (i.e. his powerbottom face)

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

i know who you're talking about!

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

From blog, dated Oct. 20, 2005:

"P.S. Following that gross topic with another: Today my stool was the most solid it's been in weeks."

OH GOOD.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

I FEEL DIRTY NOW

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

uh that was somehow an xpost

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

HELLO CTHULHU

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/LimitedLiabilityGirl/hellocthulhu.gif

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

HYSTERICS

― Dan (OMG) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

Some ripe material for armchair psychoanalysts:

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

quick update
Current mood: enthralled

Ok, I got back from Korea, then went to Hong Kong, then it was Chinese New Year, next I'm off to Bangkok (I might go to phuket, but naaa... phuk it) and then in March to Burma/Myanmar.

One event in more detail:

I went to Pingxi a small town for lantern festival last week and have concluded that pyromania runs in the blood of the locals here. Basically a lantern is probably not the best English translation of what they have at the latern festival. A more accurate one is flaming ball of fire. And not only do they have flaming balls of fire, they have fireworks .... attached .... to the underside .... of the flaming balls of fire .... aimed at the crowd. And this is no ordinary American-style crowd. Its form by a lack of crowd control. The roads (or rather single road/intersection, this really was a small town.) are totally full of people and so is the train track.

So a couple times during the night of walking around (or wading throught the river of people) We (Megan, I and 2 other friends) had to jump away from massive roman candles, shrapnel-like spark spray, overhead flaming trees, and even dodge a few of the big ones that make the really big BOOM (like 4th of july/new years style).

My conclusion: Delaware's firework laws suck! and because of it I feel I missed a significant part of my childhood.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

WHITE MAN'S BURDEN!!!!

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

cracka wishes he was a chink like me rich like me wishes he had new years' in february like me

― Jimmy Mod is a super idol of The MARS SPIRIT (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

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