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-- INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (adelangston@hotmail.com), May 29th, 2006 12:58 AM. (Adrian Langston)

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Monday, 29 May 2006 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

did she survive?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 29 May 2006 04:01 (nineteen years ago)

¯\(o_º)/¯

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Monday, 29 May 2006 04:15 (nineteen years ago)

you people have serious issues... LEAVE emo kids alone... LEAVE indie kids alone... LEAVE everyone alone...if you want to hate someone..hate yourselves for being such imature judgers :|

-- Ex_Mortem (e...), May 29th, 2006 10:17 AM. (Ex_mortem)

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Monday, 29 May 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=3062147

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 29 May 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

Haha, "judgers." It's like Bush's "I am the decider."

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Monday, 29 May 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

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"You have a point, but if you have a grounding in theory and the fundamentals of music, you can make music in any idiom - so why restrict yourself?"

-- chaki (chaki.time@gmail.com), May 29th, 2006.

thx to chaki for reminding me why i usually ONLY post on the noise board.
m.

― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 01:42 (nineteen years ago)

THAT dood is the new tynan

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 02:27 (nineteen years ago)

totally

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 03:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://b3ta.hnldesign.nl/beta125.gif

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 01:20 (nineteen years ago)

save joop

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

aw man, i want to read more menswear memories. they ruled in the way that only ned raggett could describe.

-- corey c (c_cosmo...), Today 2:45 AM. (shock of daylight) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

that photo up top cannot poss be real, what the holy hell.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/1162/bar9pz.jpg

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 31 May 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

is that ian in the yellow?

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

REMY IS PWNING THIS THREAD {Embarrassing) Songs with personal historical significance to you...

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

there is no way anyone OTHER than remy could pwn that.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

that does look kinda like me....

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

TOTES. Hee.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

-- me and deluca (accoun...)

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

WHEN DEAN VISIT NYC AGAIN

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

Cunga, how does one get the chance to meet a couple of pedophiles?

-- Lovelace (futilecrime...), May 31st, 2006 6:02 PM. (Lovelace)

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Thursday, 1 June 2006 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

"when they came for the pedophiles, there was no one left to stand up for me..."

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Thursday, 1 June 2006 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

THE 9 YEAR OLD LIED
-- Adrian Rodriguez

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 1 June 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

(i'm goin to hell for that one.)

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 1 June 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

"I saw a lion standing alone with a tadpole in a jar"
Not ridiculous from a Crowleyan perspective. Check out "Diary of A Drug Fiend" to learn a little about Big Lion.
Or, I will save you some time... Big Lion is Satan; that is, "STN" (shin teth nun) in Hebrew. This refers to the driving life force in man, Kundalini, the Serpent Power, the Black Flame that shoots forth from the Void of Darkenss/No-Thing, dances through life and eventually returns to the Void. It is "Hadit" that travels through "Nuit": this experience of point-unity is called "Ra-Hoor-Khuit" or "Heru-Ra-Ha." It is the SOLAR POWER of Tiphareth, the solar phallic power (Hadit) which is ever-penetrating the infinite expance of the eternal Virgin Isis' womb (Nuit). The sperm is likened to a tadpole (see Robert Plant's crotch illustration on his pants in The Song Remains The Same) and Nuit, or any finite body, like a container or jar.
Compare to the previous line: "I told your mamma I'd get you home but I didn't tell her I had no car"... He's talking about sex here. In the Crowleyan cosmology, the Universe is sexual (and it's not a bad thing). "You are my flower, you are my power, You are my woman who knows." He's talking about sex magic by 2 willing partners playing their parts in sacred union.
The few remaining lines of the song also make sense in this light: "I said it's alright. You know it's alright - I guess it's all in my heart": Tiphareth is the heart and the "Sun" of a man who is the center of his personal Universe/solar system; it is all in his heart.
And then, "sipping booze is precedent as the evening starts to glow" refers to both the worship of Nuit (also "night") and the drug revolution and mind expansion Crowley rightly predicted 20 years earlier in Liber Al Vel Legis: "worship me with wine and strange drugs." All this ecstasy "Unto me! Ever Unto me! (Nuit)" Thus: the lion and the tadpole are alone in the jar (Nuit); the woman is a representation of Nuit.
LZ was playing to people like them and Crowley had made a big comeback since appearing on the cover of Sgt. Peppers. Page wasn't the only one in the band into Crowley, but he was way into Crowley more than most people even today.

-- Explainer of the thing (hastn@), Today 6:08 PM. (later)

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 1 June 2006 00:18 (nineteen years ago)

xpost - i was just reading that thread haha

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Thursday, 1 June 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

SPM TALK AND RAP FROM DA HEART

-- Adrian Rodriguez (BigPimpinDria...), May 23rd, 2006 8:13 PM.

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Thursday, 1 June 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

that SPM thread just keeps giving and giving. i'm going to read it every time i have a bad day just to remind myself that it could be worse and i could be south park mexican.

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 1 June 2006 00:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-QNWpJaiY0

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Thursday, 1 June 2006 00:44 (nineteen years ago)

i'd shoot myself if i had to watch that everyday.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Thursday, 1 June 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

you'd shoot yourself.... with spunk...!!!!

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Thursday, 1 June 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

ONLY THE FIRST COUPLE OF TIMES!!!!

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Thursday, 1 June 2006 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Thursday, 1 June 2006 00:54 (nineteen years ago)

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Thursday, 1 June 2006 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

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― ath (ath), Thursday, 1 June 2006 03:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/srracing_1898_43567122

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 1 June 2006 03:22 (nineteen years ago)

my picture was funnier

― ath (ath), Thursday, 1 June 2006 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

True, but I think mine made a nice follow-up.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 1 June 2006 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

"Yakov Smirnov says 'Done gits you!' and 'Troops support you!'"

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 1 June 2006 03:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c95/zaradog/203313743_l.jpg

― lf (lfam), Thursday, 1 June 2006 03:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://photos.yafro.com/pics3/i/20060531/21/e/d/5/ed5f30e3ea2544ba0892665340d877bd200605310_full.jpg

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 1 June 2006 04:26 (nineteen years ago)

OMG OMG OMG

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 1 June 2006 04:29 (nineteen years ago)

the flare in uncle phil's nostrils is so dead on.

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 1 June 2006 04:30 (nineteen years ago)

so you've missed like 6-8 showers?

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...), June 1st, 2006 4:10 PM. (Steve Shasta)

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

i've got to stop reading noize board in the library.

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

oh god math's paper such a killer of all student so i want math;s guess paper in 2nd year

-- SAFDER (safder_abbas458424...), June 1st, 2006 12:19 PM.

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

That sketch is deeply disturbing.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 1 June 2006 23:43 (nineteen years ago)

discus

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― Q('.'Q) (eman), Friday, 2 June 2006 02:50 (nineteen years ago)

is that anthony? he looks good. like hes in built to spill or grandaddy or something.

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 2 June 2006 03:46 (nineteen years ago)

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basil is a sweetie; she has been a part of my life for 10 years.. but let's just say that she's no longer a kitten. :)

cold

― i am not a nugget (stevie), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 07:17 (nineteen years ago)

I love Doom ! And I dream of killing people like that in real life! It makes me soooooo happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 4 September 2006 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

Somebody in my building is sharing their iTunes library, which includes music I am not fond of, Christian concert footage, and porn featuring MILFs and/or fat chicks.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 02:28 (nineteen years ago)

netstat

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 02:32 (nineteen years ago)

from the Doom thread:
I happen to be the biggest cunt fan on the planet Earth.Nothing keeps me going but the thought of a woman liking me more than a block in her path.Me gay?

Man, the guy's competition is a block?

― trees (treesessplode), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 03:09 (nineteen years ago)

Written on table outside of local eatery, twice:
'DANGER: Vanessa G has her pies'

WATCH OUT THEY'RE LEMON MERINGUE

― trees (treesessplode), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 03:38 (nineteen years ago)

there was even a big party scene where everyone's dancing to sister sledge or whatever (probably the most screentime charlotte rae gets in this thing) and the camera all stedicamming around and we get altman snatches of various conversations - all it needed was gary coleman to jump into a pool!

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), Yesterday 9:38 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 11:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.raimag.ru/images/media/10326.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

"I don't know anybody who's made a record that sounds decent in the past 20 years, really," ... "You listen to these modern records, they're atrocious, they have sound all over them. There's no definition of nothing, no vocal, no nothing, just like ... static."

he's right y'know

-- =[[ (ï¿...), August 29th, 2006 8:24 PM. (eman) (later)

I'd like to think that people are basically just giving him merzbow CD-Rs to listen to.

-- genital hyphys (carlos....), August 29th, 2006 9:00 PM. (haitch) (later)

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

Most read record reviews on Pitchfork:
# 1. Ricardo Villalobos Thè au Harem d'Archiméde
# 2. José González Veneer
# 3. Electric Six Señor Smoke
# 4. Devendra Banhart Niño Rojo
# 5. José González Stay in the Shade EP

I was hoping Morrissey would be 6th.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 6 September 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

That list has been like that for at least two months.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

¿Mõrrissèÿ?

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

Ha, Curtis you forgot the rest of the top 10:

6. Sinéad O'Connor Sean-Nós Nua
7. Nelly Furtado Loose
8. Amadou & Mariam Dimanche à Bamako
9. Brightblack Morning Light Brightblack Morning Light
10. Paavoharju Yhä hämärää

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

¿Mõrrissèÿ?

-- mr. brojangles (mikeoptin...), September 6th, 2006 4:47 PM. (sanskrit) (later) (admin)

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

wait...what are all those? sorry i have only listened to hawkwind all summer

― bla$$$t (blastocyst), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

lmao @ ilx coding

my post from today on the leonardo thread

- dmr (drenard2@nyc.rr.com), February 26th, 2000. (Renard) (admin)

― dmr (Renard), Thursday, 7 September 2006 03:22 (nineteen years ago)

Hobo: Betty Boop killed Martin Luther King!

--1 train

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 7 September 2006 06:42 (nineteen years ago)

can i have some simpsons porn

― señor citizen (eman), Thursday, 7 September 2006 12:15 (nineteen years ago)

last night i read that as "Betty Boop killed by Martin Luther King." i think that's funnier.

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 7 September 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

Please delete my post on the Alpine Lodge Thread

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 7 September 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

oh no phea_r teh r0ckism discourse & where it leads:

I'd like to see the term evolve however. Just like black people took the term 'niger' and made it their own, I think Rockists should do the same. I'll gladly stand up, anywhere on the face of the earth and say, "That's right--I'm a fucking a Rockist...so what the fuck is to you?"

Oh my GOD. Hahahahahahahaha

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

edward wagemann's Companies

Air Force National Guard, Illinoius US

― gear (gear), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

It's funny. I laugh at you. I laugh at your imbecilic demeanor. I laugh thinking that you take yourself seriously.It's funny. I laugh at you. I laugh at your imbecilic demeanor. I laugh thinking that you take yourself seriously.It's funny. I laugh at you. I laugh at your imbecilic demeanor. I laugh thinking that you take yourself seriously.It's funny. I laugh at you. I laugh at your imbecilic demeanor. I laugh thinking that you take yourself seriously.

― Vacillatrix (x Jeremy), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

where is boards noize should start beef with thread?

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

WE SHOULD START TEH BEEF IT IS GETTING LATE

― trees (treesessplode), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc, I can stay out of my house until 12:30 am. But thanks for your concern.

-- like murderinging (mi...) (webmail), September 8th, 2006 3:37 PM. (modestmickey)

― señor citizen (eman), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

JUST WATCH THE DVD AND JERK OFF, JERK OFF!!!!!!

-- Machibuse '80 (jo...) (webmail), September 8th, 2006 12:29 PM. (ex machina)

― señor citizen (eman), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

copy protected music files

― señor citizen (eman), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

Biography for
Jacqueline Bisset

Birth name
Winnifred Jacqueline Fraser-Bisset
Height
5' 6½" (1.69 m)
Mini biography

Jacqueline Bisset has been an international film star since the late 1960s. She received her first roles mainly because of her stunning beauty, but over time she has become a fine actress respected by fans and critics alike. Bisset has worked with such directors as John Huston, François Truffaut, George Cukor and Roman Polanski and co-starred with actors of the caliber of Anthony Quinn, Linda Hamilton, Paul Newman, Leelee Sobieski, Armand Assante and Candice Bergen.

― A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Saturday, 9 September 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

hhaha lee lee "charisma-free zone" sobieski

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 9 September 2006 23:53 (nineteen years ago)

This is indistinguishable from a "Nominations For
Best Psychedelic Album" thread.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), September 10th, 2006.

shut your dumbfuck mouth

-- electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsoun...), September 10th, 2006.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 10 September 2006 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

what thread was that

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Sunday, 10 September 2006 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

Nominations Please for Worst Psychedelic Album

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 10 September 2006 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

haha

― sleep (sleep), Sunday, 10 September 2006 23:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://sidewayspony.com/images/trough/production/2006/sep/10/8417_orig_2006090649_1257278792.jpg

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 11 September 2006 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

i know at least two people for whom that would be the stuff of pure nightmare. like, they would freak the fuck out.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Monday, 11 September 2006 11:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/wondys-shirt.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 11 September 2006 11:31 (nineteen years ago)

lol

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 11 September 2006 11:37 (nineteen years ago)

uanghty boy:

http://starwars.wikia.com/images/thumb/c/c7/Ugnaught.jpg/250px-Ugnaught.jpg

― señor citizen (eman), Monday, 11 September 2006 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

does kind of blue have to show up on EVERY list? is it the law?

best album to fart underwater to: kind of blue

best album to make out with your mother to: kind of blue

-- scott seward (skotro...) (webmail), September 11th, 2006 4:54 PM. (scott seward) (later) (link)

top ten U.S. presidents: no 1 - Kind of Blue

Number one Miles Davis album to listen to after you get done listening to Kind of Blue: Kind of Blue

-- scott seward (skotro...) (webmail), September 11th, 2006 5:03 PM. (scott seward) (later) (link)

― i am not a nugget (stevie), Monday, 11 September 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

did ilx always suck this hard?

― jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 11 September 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

METHane, as in "Method Man" and "method acting" and "meth lab."
-- Matthew Perpetua! (matthewfluxblo...), Today 3:25 PM. (Matthew Perpetua!)

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 11 September 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

i spent approx $4000 american on txt messages last month. chumped.
-- john cougar thornton melloncamp (wt...), Today.

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

Once when I was down by Wheelock I met a girl and asked her her name. She said 'Orly' and I immediately responded 'ORLY!?' and she said 'Yes, it's an old and respected Jewish name, thank you much," and looked at me like she was TOTALLY FUCKING OFFENDED and walked off with her fat friend, mumbling about me.

-- Vacillatrix (rem...) (webmail), September 12th, 2006. (link) (admin) (userip)

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

i knew an ORLY? in high school. found her on a porn site years later. i'm sure you could guess my response...

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

furious masturbation?

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

how do you "find" someone

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

It's better than saying you "came across" them.

― Why does my IQ changes? (noodle vague), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

i knew an ORLY? in high school. found her on a porn site years later. i'm sure you could guess my response...

-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), September 12th, 2006 5:46 PM. (mcutt) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

furious masturbation?

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...) (webmail), September 12th, 2006 5:46 PM. (bundgee)

― señor citizen (eman), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

Poster impersonation

― señor citizen (eman), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 02:21 (nineteen years ago)

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