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Who's The Foxiest Rock Critic?

The last 24 hours of this thread contains some of the worst writing I've ever seen!

Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 22 August 2004 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Definitely not "abs." These days, probably either Michelob Ultra, Corona Light, or Aspen Edge -- I am a total wimp when it comes to six packs lately (I usually opt for something refreshing and water-like), but when ordering on tap I stop worrying about carb content and generally stick with Stellas unless I'm being unduly adventurous.

-- chuck (cedd...), August 22nd, 2004 1:29 PM.
GAWD

brock (brock), Sunday, 22 August 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

actually I don't mind most of the writing I'm just having a hard time getting through that Allred fellow's stuff.

Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 22 August 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

his rants on spotting critics/musicians out with their GFs/wives comes off borderline stalkerish

brock (brock), Sunday, 22 August 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Lester Bangs had the best belly in rock critdom.

jack cole (jackcole), Sunday, 22 August 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

ANGLOPHILE US MUSIC CRITICS- impress your friends with usage of "cockney", a style of lingua used by many grime musicians, by ordering Stella as "Nelson" or "Wifebeater".

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 22 August 2004 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

as well as the best sartorial elan

http://users.rcn.com/rschrade/e01lester2.gif

Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Sunday, 22 August 2004 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

that thread makes me want to BARF

SAMANTHA FOX NEWS (daria g), Monday, 23 August 2004 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

IS THAT M!K3 Go0DST3!N?

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 23 August 2004 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

when did MG grow a mustache?

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 23 August 2004 02:42 (twenty-one years ago)

he transplanted it from his back!

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 23 August 2004 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

OH NO DID I SAY THAT HAHAHAHAHA!

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 23 August 2004 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

OHHHHHHHHHH

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 23 August 2004 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

SNAP

Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 23 August 2004 03:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't even know who Mk Gdstn is actually...

Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 23 August 2004 03:02 (twenty-one years ago)

OBVIOUSLY I AM DRUNK AND/OR STONED.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 23 August 2004 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm going with AND

Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 23 August 2004 05:42 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, me too

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 23 August 2004 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)

that's WRONG Joel. Ever have to shave the back of your own neck. It sucks. And it's a shame to feel like one has to button their shirt up to the very top because they're ashamed of their chest hair. Let it be free. It's hot out and goddamn it I want to be comfortable as well.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 23 August 2004 14:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I am not ashamed of my chest hair. No one should be.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 23 August 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

but yeah I am a jerk.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 23 August 2004 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)


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