What's the most romantic way you've been asked out?

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At school, there was a list going around that rated how hot girls and guys were. Next to my name, this kid gave me an A++. I gave him the same grade, so he text messaged me a poem askigng me out. My mom wouldn't let me go, because she thought I was too young, but we got to hang out at my friend's house later.

--Brittany Montgomery, 15, Youngstown, Ohio

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

On the internet, there was a thread that rated how hot girls and guys were. Next to my name, this kid gave me an A++. I gave him the same grade, so he emailed me a poem askigng me out. My mom wouldn't let me go, because she thought I was too young, but we got to hang out at Daddy's later.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

I was picked up @ a bar once, despite me inadvertently trying to blow her off. We went back to her dorm room, but I left for the night w/out hooking up (because I don't roll like that) (much). She then hooked up w/ some random dude. We started dating a few weeks later.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

She asked me to go play laser tag

-- Red Panda Sanskrit (jonathan.william...) (webmail), August 6th, 2004 10:06 AM. (ex machina) (3 trackbacks) (link) (admin) (userip)

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

she called me up and asked if I wanted to make love to her. 16 months later we were married

(5+ years later we were divorced)

― Dominique (dleone), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

YOU'RE A DIVORCEE? SCANDALOUS.

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

I'm totally divorced

― Dominique (dleone), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

who isn't, these days.

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

Before we get all bitter and old, this is just to say that this -

She asked me to go play laser tag

- is fucking awesome.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

actually, I have a better relationship with my ex wife now than I did whilst married. I think the same thing goes for my ex girlfriend too, now that I think about it.

let that be a lesson to everyone in the world

― Dominique (dleone), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

I gave him the same grade, so he text messaged me a poem askigng me out

Lick your salty flaps,
Stroke your crusty anal beard,
Empty my balls there.

Gag on your pant beard,
Swallow my dirty rectal slurry,
You know you want to.

Milk my kinky prostate,
To the knuckle with no lube,
Watch me spunk your ear.

My gaping red hole,
Let me anal squirt your tits,
The bent dog watches.

?????????????????????????

― captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT IS THAT? i love you

― nazi bikini (harbl), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

Gear!'s new Craig's List experiment: men submitting haikus in hopes of random sex

― captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

Before we get all bitter and old, this is just to say that this -

Yea, we broke up though. 2 years of longing down the tube

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

we eventually played laser tag in late 2005 though.

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

today a dude on the street said "you're nice" as i walked by, that is the most romantic way i've ever been asked out.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

the first time i did it, the girl gave me one of those soda pop opener thingies. kinda like sex bracelets

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/8747/istockphoto118765sodacantabyj1.jpg

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

whaaa that was a way of figuring out what guy would like you, not to give to a guy. you said a letter for each time you twisted the top back and forth and if it landed on a "J" you would say "oh jaxon loves me"

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't even know jaxon back then, so I would personally have probably said like josh.

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, i would have said josh. he was cute

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

"We should fuck exclusively."

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

As in all fucking, no anything else?

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

More or less.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

a dude asked me if i wanted to go make field recordings with him. that was kind of romantic, but it turned into the worst relationship of my entire life. so far.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

where i was from if you broke it off fully so no part of the hook broke, it was a fuck. if one side of the base broke, it was a bj and if the entire base broke off (like in the picture) it was just a kiss.

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

Wait so you were playing this game and that's why she fucked you and that's the story of losing your virginity?

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

yeah the boys' versions were always raunchier
xpost

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

Balls cupped during coke binge.

― John Justen, All Dude Dual Groom Swordfight Revue (johnjusten), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

we used to do this with apple stems. never got past D.

― sunny successor (katharine), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

shotgun wedding

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

[This was like 16 years ago, I'm so old!]

She asked me if I wanted to walk to the beach that night and go swimming during this 24 hour period where the plankton glow iridescent in the early autumn*. Our dorm was on a cliff above the beach. We hiked down, I brought my trunks, but she forgot her bikini. The water was warm and when you moved your limbs, the plankton would follow in this starry blur, sorta like fantasia. This sounds like a bad Arab Strap song, sorry.

*Perhaps Tim or Jeanne know when exactly this seasonal event occurs in La Jolla (@ Blacks).

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

Wait so you were playing this game and that's why she fucked you and that's the story of losing your virginity?

there was no game. you would give them to the person you wanted to kiss/givehead/fuck

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

ohhh okay! kids are fucking weird.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

here i made you this mix tape

i've never been asked out. it always went from hanging out to oh so this is what you look like nekked, i guess you're my gf now, you're messing up the blankets, let's go get eat some eggs.

― kephm (kephm), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

when i was a teen: dented bottle cap = anal

― mentalismé (sanskrit), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

it always went from hanging out to oh so this is what you look like nekked, i guess you're my gf now

haha OTM

― captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

it's the best and funnest way. i never got to play these weird drink container games though u_u

― nazi bikini (harbl), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 00:07 (nineteen years ago)

fuck u guys for making this thread SERIOUS.

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 00:13 (nineteen years ago)

The TITTWIS Syndrome

― =[[ (eman), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

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