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― be home by 11 (orion), Sunday, 7 January 2007 04:53 (eighteen years ago)

MAKE A PICTURE.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 7 January 2007 04:58 (eighteen years ago)

NO.

― be home by 11 (orion), Sunday, 7 January 2007 04:59 (eighteen years ago)

thanks for giving me the idea of drinking though - medicine whiskey
'the departed' has messed me up

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Sunday, 7 January 2007 05:00 (eighteen years ago)

LOOK AT WHO'S THE BOSS PORN.

http://nsfw-notsafeforwork.blogspot.com/2007/01/remember-me-whos-boss-star-naked.html

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 7 January 2007 05:01 (eighteen years ago)

oh, wow, i was hoping it would be MONA :\

― be home by 11 (orion), Sunday, 7 January 2007 05:07 (eighteen years ago)

i am listening to that virgin insanity record. next i am gonna listen to the Mark Cohen record I got today.

― be home by 11 (orion), Sunday, 7 January 2007 05:08 (eighteen years ago)

didn't he do walking to memphis?

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 7 January 2007 05:10 (eighteen years ago)

okay, that was marc cohn.

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 7 January 2007 05:10 (eighteen years ago)

that one was a big hit.

Put on my blue suede shoes
And I boarded the plane
Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues
In the middle of the pouring rain
W.C. Handy -- won't you look down over me
Yeah I got a first class ticket
But I'm as blue as a boy can be

Then I'm walking in Memphis
Walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale
Walking in Memphis
But do I really feel the way I feel

Saw the ghost of Elvis
On Union Avenue
Followed him up to the gates of Graceland
Then I watched him walk right through
Now security they did not see him
They just hovered 'round his tomb
But there's a pretty little thing
Waiting for the King
Down in the Jungle Room

(Chorus)

They've got catfish on the table
They've got gospel in the air
And Reverend Green be glad to see you
When you haven't got a prayer
But boy you've got a prayer in Memphis

Now Muriel plays piano
Every Friday at the Hollywood
And they brought me down to see her
And they asked me if I would --
Do a little number
And I sang with all my might
And she said --
"Tell me are you a Christian child?"
And I said "Ma'am I am tonight"

(Chorus)

Put on my blue suede shoes
And I boarded the plane
Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues
In the middle of the pouring rain
Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues
In the middle of the pouring rain

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 7 January 2007 05:12 (eighteen years ago)

I'm streaming the WFMU Endless Boogie set from a while back. You could do that.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Sunday, 7 January 2007 05:21 (eighteen years ago)

haha omg (ian you will appreciate this if anyone is going to)

a) how did media player get on random?
and
b) how did it go from a bardo pond song to "think about me" (fltwd mac)??

AMAZING

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Sunday, 7 January 2007 05:22 (eighteen years ago)

and now spacemen 3??

a friend of mine believes, strongly, that party shuffle (uses mac) is tapped into her energy or just 'knows'. it is kind of eerie. but then, i mean, most of the music is music i have on there because, y'know, i like it. but how does it know what you want to listen to *right now*??
the world.

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Sunday, 7 January 2007 05:25 (eighteen years ago)

i wonder if party shuffle uses timestamps in any meaningful way.

hrm.
good work, party shuffle!
i'm listening to a steven r. smith album i got today. "kohl" lp on emperor jones! i got it for $4, cuz a bunch of stuff was on sale at popular vintage clothing emporiun. we got the tip from a customer who scored a bunch of random akarma reissues and stuff. at first i thought it was the same one we were talkin about on the rolling psych/drone thread, because it had a fancy woodcut cover, but then i realized it was on emperor jones and not norton. it's good music for this kind of latenight thing. stoned, drinking, etc. the strumming on "tent pegging" kind of got to me... i should re-listen sometime when i'm not so uppity. but as a whole i like it, especially the all electric stuff which as a more rockin vibe than, but similar tones to, loren mazzacane connors.

― be home by 11 (orion), Sunday, 7 January 2007 05:28 (eighteen years ago)

also, i might listen to the endless boogie white LP tonight.
i remember listening to the WFMU set at work with HSTENCIL when it originally aired!

― be home by 11 (orion), Sunday, 7 January 2007 05:29 (eighteen years ago)

and by norton above i meant "important"; i have been drinking a little bit.

― be home by 11 (orion), Sunday, 7 January 2007 05:30 (eighteen years ago)

I am home and drunk! But George is supposed to come home soon and we might bike to Commonwealth for some "party". No idea what it is, but I am all over the DURNK BIKING IN JANUARY.

I got drunk chatting w/ upstairs neighbor girl who I only met because another apartment's burglar alarm was going off for HOURS and we all thought it was fire alarm. She came down to ask WTF and we ended up talking for hours and I made her dinner & she's a chef/food service manager so that was exciting! I had a one-pot chicken and tomato thing stewing on the stove, just served it up. Now I am out of cigarettes and waiting for roommate.

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 7 January 2007 05:31 (eighteen years ago)

the mark cohen LP is pretty cool, scott. you definitely might dig it. the big lure for me is the 11 minute fingerpicked instro on side 2. the rest of the record is basically folk rock. the songwriting and singing are both pretty solid. the song "is it snowing in buffalo" gets stuck in my head. it's on folkways, from 1977! there are BREAKS on it. x

― be home by 11 (orion), Sunday, 7 January 2007 05:31 (eighteen years ago)

Understandable typo, Eyun! You were thinking "Emperor Norton" but c'mon dude, that's Skippy and you don't want to go there.

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 7 January 2007 05:32 (eighteen years ago)

Contrary to the rumors, it quickly became evident that Norton had died in complete poverty, and his entire estate amounted to no more than a few dollars. Five or six dollars in small change had been found on his person, and a search of his room at the boarding house on Commercial Street turned up only a single sovereign, worth around $2.50; his collection of walking sticks; his rather battered sabre; a variety of hats (including a stovepipe, a derby, a red-laced Army cap, and another cap suited to a martial band-master); an 1828 French Franc; and a handful of the Imperial bonds he used to sell to tourists at a fictitious 7% interest. The telegrams purported to be from Emperor Alexander II of Russia, who congratulated him on his forthcoming marriage to Queen Victoria; and from the President of France, who told him that such a union would be disastrous to world peace. Also found were his correspondence with Queen Victoria and 1,098,235 shares of stock in a worthless gold mine.

― be home by 11 (orion), Sunday, 7 January 2007 05:36 (eighteen years ago)

that is pretty neat, laurel, sudden dinner guest who are good to chatting with!
xpost

yes this is an ian thread

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Sunday, 7 January 2007 05:37 (eighteen years ago)

had a one-pot chicken and tomato thing stewing on the stove, just served it up.

Nice, so you made it then. How did it come out? Any tips?

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Sunday, 7 January 2007 05:39 (eighteen years ago)

oh, another thing about this mark cohen record.. there's a song about (john f.) kennedy being shot! in 1977!!

― be home by 11 (orion), Sunday, 7 January 2007 05:43 (eighteen years ago)

Food was all right. I didn't have any seasonings besides salt/pep and fresh rosemary (I need to replant herbs, all but the chives are dead). And I used black olives but not real kalamata ones, that would taste better. It worked out, though! Used all fresh tomatoes, it came out kind of runny but good over pasta.

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 7 January 2007 05:45 (eighteen years ago)

comets on fire now

i made cookies tonight, healthy ones, raisins, applesauce, etc (no sugar! 2007 resolvations :/ ?)
and so ate some for dinner, b/c of the health factor

here is something funny i read on a horoscope today:
even if you don't win a battle of any description you will emerge smelling like Channel Number 5!
which i think is telling me to go into entertainment

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Sunday, 7 January 2007 05:53 (eighteen years ago)

Basil and oregano are key, and if using fresh tomatoes I strongly recommend roma/plum tomatoes (less liquid). I sometimes do the fresh tomato pasta sauce thing too, but I usually don't let the tomatoes simmer in that case b/c they get mushy. (xpost)

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Sunday, 7 January 2007 05:57 (eighteen years ago)

ME TOO

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Sunday, 7 January 2007 06:08 (eighteen years ago)

I did use plums, and also lots of red peppers but I simmered for long tiem cos I don't mind mushy. I was hoping it would break down into something saucier and it did.

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 7 January 2007 06:10 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha it took me a full minute before i realized you were responding to the thread title - i was like, is mandee like simmering tomotoes? or should she also go into entertainment? and then, yknow, brain worked
xpost

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Sunday, 7 January 2007 06:10 (eighteen years ago)

I've never really gone the distance on trying to make an all-fresh-tomato pasta sauce that's genuinely saucy, but I always hear stories about so-and-so's Italian grandma simmering that shit all day.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Sunday, 7 January 2007 06:12 (eighteen years ago)

That's what crock pots are for, Josh. Brown up the meat the night before or in the morning and put it in the pot with the tomatoes/sauce and other veg and seasoning. Come back at 5-6pm and serve.

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 7 January 2007 06:14 (eighteen years ago)

[headsmack] you are OTM. And I have a nice big crock pot too.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Sunday, 7 January 2007 06:15 (eighteen years ago)

flower eating in america

i bought fennel toothpaste! mint has been weirding me out lately

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Sunday, 7 January 2007 06:20 (eighteen years ago)

Tonight my aunt and uncle took me and my wife out to Max Brenner: Chocolate By The Bald Man in Union Square. WTF at ponced-up Cheesecake Factory!

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Sunday, 7 January 2007 06:23 (eighteen years ago)

haha i totally meant to post that on ile thread
xpost

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Sunday, 7 January 2007 06:24 (eighteen years ago)

cheezecake factory is just a ponced up TGI Fridays tho, which itself is just a ponced up newport creamery.

― be home by 11 (orion), Sunday, 7 January 2007 06:30 (eighteen years ago)

Nose dive into bad tv continues as I mull over asking someone out and feeling like im betraying the goil who left me to educate the third world. Maybe time to put on some of the Glands Of External Excretion 7"s I bought today or maybe listen to Ghost Club again (but that might lead to me setting myself on fire). I guess I should just watch more shitty TV like the final episode of MASH (what god forsaken show).

― Forsythe Pendleton Jones III (Grodd), Sunday, 7 January 2007 06:38 (eighteen years ago)

true, except wot's Newport Creamery? (xpost)

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Sunday, 7 January 2007 06:41 (eighteen years ago)

rapidly disappearing rhode island/(other new england??) chain of diner-esque eateries.

― be home by 11 (orion), Sunday, 7 January 2007 06:44 (eighteen years ago)

Actually Max Brenner is also a ponced-up theme restaurant. "Look, chocolate sauce in a little beaker! That's so creative!" There's also bizarre copy all over the menu and walls that kept making me think of Bruno asking the pastor "What about eating lots of chocolatey things all the time?"

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Sunday, 7 January 2007 06:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.maxbrenner.com/img/about_b_4.jpg

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Sunday, 7 January 2007 06:55 (eighteen years ago)

god you people

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 7 January 2007 07:53 (eighteen years ago)

newport creamery is like friendlys

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Sunday, 7 January 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

terrible?

― remybean (bean), Sunday, 7 January 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

awful awful, even.

― remybean (bean), Sunday, 7 January 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

I would rather eat at Friendly's than Max Brenner. At least I'd be paying 1/3 of the price and I'd know exactly what I was getting.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Sunday, 7 January 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

I am home and drunk! But George is supposed to come home soon and we might bike to Commonwealth for some "party". No idea what it is, but I am all over the DURNK BIKING IN JANUARY.

― underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Sunday, 7 January 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

I HAD FRIED CHICKEN AND WAFFLES FOR BREAKFAST U FUCKS.
WITH A SIDE OF TUSK.

― be home by 11 (orion), Sunday, 7 January 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

Is there a Friendly's in nyc? that shit is goooood

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Sunday, 7 January 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

that shit is foul.

― zombierza (tehresa), Sunday, 7 January 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

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thank god for leftovers.

― mattp (fauxhemian), Sunday, 14 January 2007 11:48 (eighteen years ago)

i had 2 beers and fell asleep on the couch

― underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Sunday, 14 January 2007 12:41 (eighteen years ago)

oh god laurel, i'm so proud of you!!

― be home by 11 (orion), Sunday, 14 January 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

omg me too! totally impressed.

― zombierza (tehresa), Sunday, 14 January 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

yes!

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Sunday, 14 January 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

I think the problem is that I hate the smell. Well, one of the problems.

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 14 January 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

HI GUYS

― zombierza (tehresa), Monday, 15 January 2007 04:03 (eighteen years ago)

i decided when i came home that i would drink "a little more"

― be home by 11 (orion), Monday, 15 January 2007 04:05 (eighteen years ago)

not drunk, again.

― underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Monday, 15 January 2007 04:07 (eighteen years ago)

aw ian you should have stayed out longer with us then!
i drank just one beer more but also had other substances.

― zombierza (tehresa), Monday, 15 January 2007 04:08 (eighteen years ago)

ok where did the last two days go?

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 15 January 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

laurel,

ive had a haircut and trim abut the beard, youll be pleased to know.

but a certain bar owner told me i looked like serpico...so this process might have to continue

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 15 January 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

oh god, yes! i totally see the serpico! i think i've said before i like the beard on you, ben. keep at it!

― more grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Monday, 15 January 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

Does this mean you look less like that one who pissed off the Romans? Congratulations!

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 15 January 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

BUT I LIKE LOOKING LIKE CHRIST.

kind of mess now, as lady stuck some bumble and bumble stuff in it before weleft the house last night and so i havea bit of poofyness from sleeping on product. well see how it goes after a wash.

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 15 January 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

why is no one posting right now?

― more grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 08:42 (eighteen years ago)

THEY R DANCING TO PRINCE.

― mattp (fauxhemian), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 08:52 (eighteen years ago)

HI DERE.

Nicotine patch + booze means I'll be here for quite a while.

Also, not dancing to Prince. At the moment. So sorry.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Tuesday, 16 January 2007 08:55 (eighteen years ago)

NP DUDE. :):):):). COOL ON PATCH, KEEP STRONG. (I SHOULD QUIT.)

― mattp (fauxhemian), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 08:57 (eighteen years ago)

SUCKS.

The one thing that keeps me going is that the patch gives you SHITFUCKCRAZY DREAMS if you put it on before you go to bed, instead of in the morning. That is my reward for non-smoking.

Well, that and the non-dying bit.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Tuesday, 16 January 2007 09:01 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i hear patch makes for crazy awesome dreams!

it's 4 and i am still up. oops.

talk to me!!!

― more grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 09:03 (eighteen years ago)

This thread:

The You Tube thread for late 70's/early 80's post punk new wave gems that will set your pants on fire!

+.flv conversion program = justified insomnia.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Tuesday, 16 January 2007 09:08 (eighteen years ago)

Feh. LAST MAN STANDING. Or perhaps sitting. Slumping. G'night all.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Tuesday, 16 January 2007 10:49 (eighteen years ago)

i can't believe i forgot to revive this last night :\

― be home by 11 (orion), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

i was too busy passing out

― trans pacific donkey cell phone (sleep), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

and not setting my alarm

― trans pacific donkey cell phone (sleep), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

ACK ACK. I was too busy leaving my phone at the bar, apparently, which is LAM-O because I wasn't even v drunk.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

happy hour is grebt but now it is 8:45 and i am drunk. and maybe a little bored.

― more grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Saturday, 20 January 2007 01:44 (eighteen years ago)

i'm hungry!

― attack all monsters (skowly), Saturday, 20 January 2007 01:47 (eighteen years ago)

and my roommate and this girl are having the most innane conversation about tattoos i have ever heard.

like, you don't get a tattoo if it doesn't totally mean something to you, right? omg!

DEAR STUPID GIRL: YOU DON'T EVEN SPEAK OR READ JAPANESE!

― attack all monsters (skowly), Saturday, 20 January 2007 01:55 (eighteen years ago)

i am a little hungry. ands peaking of japanese i am perusing the sushi delivery menu now!

― more grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Saturday, 20 January 2007 02:14 (eighteen years ago)

oh no! bastards mailed me menu but i called and they said it's too far what do i do now?!

― more grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Saturday, 20 January 2007 02:17 (eighteen years ago)

Crank: do not, I repeat DO NOT see this movie. If it's on tv, change the channel. If itns' on the plane, take a nap. Even Jason Statham can't redeem this one.

NB: this review may have been written under the influence of many glasses of wine. Also, I am bored.

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 20 January 2007 03:00 (eighteen years ago)

Poison in his veins. Vengeance in his heart.

― more grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Saturday, 20 January 2007 03:07 (eighteen years ago)

IAN WHERE ARE YOU? I'M DRUNK AND BORED.

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 20 January 2007 03:12 (eighteen years ago)

i am going to murder my roommate's buddy.

i am also getting sorta drunk.

― attack all monsters (skowly), Saturday, 20 January 2007 03:26 (eighteen years ago)

i ated pizza omg it was good.

maybe i should go out and drink more though???

― more grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Saturday, 20 January 2007 03:28 (eighteen years ago)

that is my question!

― attack all monsters (skowly), Saturday, 20 January 2007 04:04 (eighteen years ago)

ts: drinking more water vs. drinking bourbon.

hmmmmmmmmmm

― more grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Saturday, 20 January 2007 04:07 (eighteen years ago)

mix em

― attack all monsters (skowly), Saturday, 20 January 2007 04:07 (eighteen years ago)

SO FUCKING BORED

― attack all monsters (skowly), Saturday, 20 January 2007 05:21 (eighteen years ago)

Holy fuck it's 5.30 in the AM and I just got home. Everyone is asleep!! Bummaerz. Aslo, DRUNK. No surprise, i"m sure.

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 20 January 2007 10:28 (eighteen years ago)

HEY LAUREL. THX FOR DA BEERS.

― be home by 11 (orion), Saturday, 20 January 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

hi dere, drunk

thanx to my friend tammy for the ride home from venice. i owe you big.

― slam your doors in golden silence (get bent), Sunday, 21 January 2007 10:10 (eighteen years ago)

HI DERE I AM DRUNK IN CHICAGO. IT IS COLD AND I JUST ATE MOZZERELLLA STIX.

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Sunday, 21 January 2007 10:16 (eighteen years ago)

I HAVE TO WAKE UP TO WATCH BEARS TOMORROW.

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Sunday, 21 January 2007 10:16 (eighteen years ago)

i am eating slices of whole wheat bread to soak up the alcohol

― slam your doors in golden silence (get bent), Sunday, 21 January 2007 10:21 (eighteen years ago)

i am drinking brita-filtered-water to flush my system.

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Sunday, 21 January 2007 10:27 (eighteen years ago)

Quiet Sunday night, made dinner, bottle of red wine. JUST YOU WAIT.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 22 January 2007 01:20 (eighteen years ago)

hi laurel! i had just 3 beers so i am a little tipsed but mostly ok.

― more grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Monday, 22 January 2007 02:49 (eighteen years ago)

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