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IF AN ALIEN CIVILIZANATION DISCOVERED TEH NOIZE BOARD, WHAT WOULD THEY LEARN?

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100. I don't even know who you are

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

99. C on Ts

Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

99. C ON Ts

why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

97. ROFFLES

why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

96. I am not a collector.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

95. HOW TO N01Z3

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

94. CORNY INDIE FUXXXX

Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

93. why they break heart all time? ;(

Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

92. noize dudes like beer

Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

91. tits.jpg

JaXoN (JasonD), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

90. STRONGO YOU ARE A TREAT

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

89. CAPSLOCK

JaXoN (JasonD), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

90. WAEK AND BAKE

Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck mad xposts.

87. 1992
86. burritoville

Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

85. POY BOMBX

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

84. TEH PROPRE WYA TO SPEL

JaXoN (JasonD), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

83. "SO NOT NOIZE"

Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

82. there's something funny about law school and jews.

Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

81. TEH

DEEBZ as cutty FROM TEH JEWS BAR (mcutt), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

80. TREATS

SMOOTHEE'D OUT DDBEEZ (mcutt), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

85. POY BOMBX
-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), October 6th, 2004 3:13 PM. (mcutt) (link)

PROFFLEX

why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

79. NO FUN

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

78. ANTI-INTELLECTUAL

Roy Williams Highlight (diamond), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

77. NO J@WBR3@K3R ALLOWED

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

76. PROVIDENCE, RI

why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

75. COOKING

why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

74. why am i banned?

why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

73. DAEREST RECORD STORE GURL

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

72. you'll never get teh pussy by being a pussy.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

71.SPARKS

AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

70. Pedals

why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

69. Popular Searches

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

68. ASK XXXXXXXXX

why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

67. JON WILLIAMS = INTERNERD CREPE

Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

66. Guacamole chipz

AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

65. the universe of rochester: a picture thread

Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

64: DAN SELZER - NYC'S DJ'S DJ

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

63. NOIZE D00DS = http://www.mcclave.com/puke/images/barf.jpg

JaXoN (JasonD), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

62. HOW TO ORDER ASIAN FOOD IN ASIAN

Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

61. CHIXXXEN IN ONE BISQUITTEZ

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

62. BIKES

Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

61(a). http://theimaginaryworld.com/crk30.jpg

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread makes no sense because

60. the aliens can just ASK GYGAX! abt everything

andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

59. LADYTRON

why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

58. KRYPTONITE = KLEPTOLYTE (w/ ONE PENN)

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

57. Hella v. Lightning Bolt

why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

56. DJ JOR-EL HUNT LAST SON OF KRYPTON

Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

55. Native Americans

why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

54. HI DEER

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

53. kodos and kang art teh lozers.
m.

msp (msp), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

25.

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 7 October 2004 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

24. fascinating facial hair

Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 7 October 2004 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

23. amateurist

DEEBZ (ddb), Thursday, 7 October 2004 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

(see #100)

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 7 October 2004 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

22. Animated GIFs.

why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Thursday, 7 October 2004 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

21. Gastrointestinal trouble.

why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Thursday, 7 October 2004 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

20. [CONTROVERIAL MODERATOR EDIT] (AARON U SUCK)

AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 7 October 2004 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

19. Aaron WHAT THE FUCK...U SUCK!

DEEBZ (ddb), Thursday, 7 October 2004 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahahaahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahaha

AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 7 October 2004 02:42 (twenty-one years ago)

18. IM FUCKING SERIOUS

DEEBZ (ddb), Thursday, 7 October 2004 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

replace it with a cat picture or something

AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 7 October 2004 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

17. CAT PICTURES

Helios Creed (orion), Thursday, 7 October 2004 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

16. NASA PHOTOS

Helios Creed (orion), Thursday, 7 October 2004 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

MATT PIKE GIVES THUMBS UP TO THAT

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 7 October 2004 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

15. WHO WROTE MOUNTAIN BOOK

Helios Creed (orion), Thursday, 7 October 2004 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

14. $20 IS NOT THAT MUCH MONEY.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 7 October 2004 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

13. GET ONE JOB

why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Thursday, 7 October 2004 04:37 (twenty-one years ago)

12. SMOKE ONE BOWL

Helios Creed (orion), Thursday, 7 October 2004 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

11. ZING

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 7 October 2004 04:40 (twenty-one years ago)

10. I love walking barefoot on teh moss.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 7 October 2004 04:51 (twenty-one years ago)

9. WHY U BRAEK HEART ALLL TIME

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 October 2004 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

20. NSFW
(no pic example I be good boy this time)

AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 7 October 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

8. good work Aaron!

DEEBZ (ddb), Thursday, 7 October 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

7. JOHN DYER: SO NOT NOIZE

Helios Creed (orion), Thursday, 7 October 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

6. ABSOLUTE POWER

DEEBZ (ddb), Thursday, 7 October 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

5. UK garridge is grate!

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 7 October 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

4. nickalicious is stoned and forgetful; Julio is on crack.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 7 October 2004 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

3. CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT

Helios Creed (orion), Friday, 8 October 2004 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

2. ROGER ADULTERY HAS A HOT WIFEY

Helios Creed (orion), Friday, 8 October 2004 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

1. insert sweeping and hurtful generalization about hstencil here

cutty (mcutt), Friday, 8 October 2004 11:06 (twenty-one years ago)

nine months pass...
bump

cutty (mcutt), Friday, 5 August 2005 01:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Look, we are NOT fools!!!

Mrs. Jonathan Williams (Mrs. Jonathan Williams), Friday, 5 August 2005 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

-- Mrs. Jonathan Williams (sar...)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v21/sun_sea_sand/rofl%20laughs/rofl-doggie.jpg

ghetty green (eman), Friday, 5 August 2005 02:28 (twenty-one years ago)

i clicked on this thread at work and then quickly hit the back button, but not before "CAPTAIN..." came booming out of the speakers hahahaha

ghetty green (eman), Friday, 5 August 2005 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread is time capsule for aliens.

cutty (mcutt), Friday, 5 August 2005 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

-1. tim ellison has crap taste in music but is a good sport about it!
-2. same with cutty.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 5 August 2005 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

3. insert sweeping and hurtful generalization about hstencil again.

cutty (mcutt), Friday, 5 August 2005 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

-4. HISPANIC CAUSING PANIC

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 5 August 2005 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

-5. Bullying and Emotional Terrorism

ghetty green (eman), Friday, 5 August 2005 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

-6. CDRs from Japan are worth 4x what US CDr are. This is because Kawabata is the smartest man alive.

I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Saturday, 6 August 2005 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

eight months pass...
7. KILLY has a BOYFRIEND
8. JON reads BOINGBOING

JW (ex machina), Thursday, 20 April 2006 02:09 (twenty years ago)

-9. DEAD BIRD LIKES BIKES

gbx (skowly), Thursday, 20 April 2006 02:41 (twenty years ago)

-10. u_u

STRAIGHT FERN GULLY (jaxon), Thursday, 20 April 2006 03:31 (twenty years ago)

42. Adam is 50% noise.

-- why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (power.strik...), October 6th, 2004 9:46 PM. (deangulberry)

41. Not to mention Scottish

-- gygax! (gygax0...), October 6th, 2004 9:48 PM. (gygax!)

40. NARDCORE

-- gygax! (gygax0...), October 6th, 2004 9:49 PM. (gygax!)

42 (revised). Adam is 50% noise, 115% Scottish.

-- why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (power.strik...), October 6th, 2004 9:49 PM. (deangulberry)

39. Gygax ♥ Japaneses.

-- why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (power.strik...), October 6th, 2004 9:50 PM. (deangulberry)

the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Thursday, 20 April 2006 08:09 (twenty years ago)

--11. HOW DO I SHOT WEB

the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Thursday, 20 April 2006 08:10 (twenty years ago)

ha, i was thinking about this thread the other day

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 20 April 2006 11:06 (twenty years ago)

-12. THERE IS NO HA

lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:04 (twenty years ago)

-13. he, he
-14. kudos!/tynan delong

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 20 April 2006 14:07 (twenty years ago)

-15. oh wrinklepaws

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 20 April 2006 16:06 (twenty years ago)

-16. ...devoloping.../siren.gif = . . . DEVELOPING . . .

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 20 April 2006 16:21 (twenty years ago)


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