GARU G APPRECIATION THREAD

-- GARU G (garu...), September 8th, 2004.
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I DID A WEE ON ME GRANS FANNY ONCE TEHN I DID A POO IN HERE FANNY IT WAS GREAT

-- GARU G (garu...), August 30th, 2004.

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DO U HAVE A POO FLANGE LIKE ME GRA

-- GARU G (GARU...), September 13th, 2004.
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MY NAMS GARU G AND IM A NICE FELLA ME NOB CHESSE SMELLS LIKE MOZARELLA I PUT IT IN YER MOUTH THE SPUNKY CUMS OUT TEHN YOU SPIT IT ON YER NANS FANNY AND LICK IT OFF AGAIN COS YOU LIKE CHEESE SO MUCH

-- GARU G (garu...), August 29th, 2004.

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what is the best ice cream flavour? (3 matching messages)

FANNY

-- GARU G (GARU...), September 13th, 2004.

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The Best Words In the English Language (2 matching messages)

GAYSPACK
FANNY
NAN

-- GARU G (garu...), September 7th, 2004.

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How does one move to London and get a job there? (2 matching messages)

THERES QUITE A FEW GAYS IN LONDON BUT NOT AS MANY IN AS BRIGHTON

-- GARU G (garu...), September 7th, 2004.

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Is ILX fatally diminished now that a lot of the more interesting ilxors such as Momus, John Darnie11e or Mark S. no longer post? (2 matching messages)

THEY ALWAYS DO POOS IN ME GRABS FANNY THEN I COME IN

-- GARU G (GARU...), September 13th, 2004.

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a thread for haikus about the penises of ilxors (2 matching messages)

PUT ME WILLY
IN ME GRANS
FANNY

-- GARU G (GARU...), September 15th, 2004.

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The most fantastic feeling..... (1 matching message)

I LIKE IT WHEN YOU HAVING A WANK AND TEHN YOU SPUNKY ALL OVER YOUR STOMACHS

-- GARU G (garu...), August 28th, 2004.
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ONCE I DID A POO IN ME NANS FANNY IT WAS REET SLOPPY AND THE I DID A WEE IN HER FANNY AND THE;

-- GARU G (garu...), August 30th, 2004.

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channel 4's new show NYLON - C or D? (1 matching message)

I HAD A WABNK

-- GARU G (garu...), September 1st, 2004.

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Homework question (1 matching message)

IF POO TO THEN VALUE OF 10 = FANNY AND FANNY = NAN TEHN WHAT IS WEE?

-- GARU G (garu...), September 7th, 2004.

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A Brockton neighborhood activist who has protested profanities screamed at rock concerts has hosted ``horny bi-dads'' for free-for-all orgies across from a junior high school, the Herald has learned. (1 matching message)

I DID ME NAN IN THE FANNY ONCE

-- GARU G (garu...), September 10th, 2004.
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ID PROBABLY JUST GE ME GRAN AND DO POOS OB THE FANNY AND TEHN SHE GR

-- GARU G (GARU...), September 11th, 2004.

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sigourney weaver. (1 matching message)

ID DO HERE BUT M

-- GARU G (GARU...), September 11th, 2004.

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this is a thread for our totally kick-ass made-up words (1 matching message)

FANNYGUZZLE

-- GARU G (GARU...), September 14th, 2004.
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DID U DO THAT POO IN YER GRANS FLANGE YET LAD

-- GARU G (GARU...), September 18th, 2004.

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you have shit hair (1 matching message)

MOTHFUCKERS

-- GARU G (GARU...), September 19th, 2004.

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), October 17th, 2004 7:40 AM. (Tuomas) (later)
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DID YOU DO A WEE IN HER FLANGE

-- GARU G (GARU...), October 17th, 2004 8:21 AM. (later)

-- DARU G (DARU...), February 14th, 2005 7:57 PM.

-- DARU G (DARU...), February 13th, 2005 5:00 PM.

Is it acceptable social behavior to wear eyeliner on a dinner date with your GIRLfriend?

Yes. This is the make-a-perfect-boyfriend thread.

-- Maria (silyl_ari...), February 14th, 2005.
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THEN DO YA GRANS FLANGE WITH YA BIG BLAKC COCK

-- DARU G (DARU...), February 14th, 2005.

-- DARU G (DARU...), February 13th, 2005 5:05 PM.
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Your DRAFGRAN?

-- Un investigador del siglo XXI (aaronh...), February 13th, 2005 6:01 PM. (AaronHz)
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Who are these people who come here and discuss fart? They are not sensical.

-- Janne Karlsson (dominakto...), February 13th, 2005 9:39 PM.

-- GARU G (garu...), February 15th, 2005.

-- GARU G (GARU...), February 16th, 2005 5:23 PM.

DO A POO IN ME GRANS FANNY GARU G STYLE

-- GARU G (GARU...), September 19th, 2004.

freestyle with blueski (1 matching message)

I DO A POO IN ME GRANS FANNY AND DO A WEE ON ME GRANNY
ME LIKES IT LIKE THAT COS ME WILLY IS FAT

-- GARU G (GARU...), February 12th, 2005.

-- GARU G (GARU...), February 20th, 2005 2:30 PM. (link)

-- GARU G (garu...), February 16th, 2005.

ME WILLY GOT HARDSO I HAD A WANK AD IT STILL WOLDNT LEAVE SO I HAD T WANBK AGAIN

-- GARU G (GARU...), February 16th, 2005.

ME GRANS FLaNGE SMELLS LIKE INDONESIA SO I THOUGHT I BEYTTER PUT ME BIG BLACK NOB IN HER FANNY TO FOOKIN PLEASE HER AND THEN DO A POO IN HER FANNY THEN DO A WEE IN HER FANNY WITH ME BIG BLACK NOB

-- GARU G (GARU...), February 20th, 2005.

-- Ken L (lauter...), March 1st, 2005 4:51 PM.

HE CANT DO ME GRAN WHE IM ON TOP

-- GARU G (GARU...), March 1st, 2005 4:51 PM.

also this golden oldie:

thread title: "F5 is THE Refresh Key!"

F5.

-- cºzen (skiplevel...), September 11th, 2004 5:58 PM.

F5

-- GARU G (GARU...), September 11th, 2004 6:02 PM.

THE ME GRAN CAME IN

-- GARU G (GARU...), September 11th, 2004 6:03 PM.

no, I said 'F5.'

-- cºzen (skiplevel...), September 11th, 2004 6:03 PM.

ME GRAN WANTS TYO KNOW IF YOUD LIKE TO DO A POO IN HER FANNY DO U WANT TO OLBIGE

-- GARU G (GARU...), September 11th, 2004 6:04 PM.

'F5.'

-- cºzen (skiplevel...), September 11th, 2004 6:05 PM.

FLANGE SYRUP MIXED WITH POOS AND WEES FROM A FRESHLY VIRGINA GRAN?

-- GARU G (GARU...), September 11th, 2004 6:09 PM.

Is this one trick pony part of the Scottish one-liner massiv?

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), September 11th, 2004 6:12 PM.

PRADON

-- GARU G (GAR...), September 11th, 2004 6:13 PM.

-- GARU G (GARU...) (webmail), March 10th, 2005 12:47 PM. (link)

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... from eminent scholars and economists in Andhra University such as Professors Sarveswara
Rao garu, DV Ramana garu, G. Parthasarathy garu, KV Ramana garu
...

... gaN^gaa - kaarttikeya - bhiiSma; Gangaasuunu (gaN^gaasuunu) (g�asUnu) m.: Son
of ... gjk�maRzI) m.: One who eats an elephant and a tortoise - Epithet for Garuda ...
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... Thu Jan 30 01:20:06 1997 Subject: Re: Sri Ghantasala gAru malhE puttAru !! ... back
in Andhra orchestra groups singing similar to or almost like G. Though they ...
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... gAru malhE puttAru !!". Talking of "another" Ghantasalas, I have seen/heard so many
people back in Andhra orchestra groups singing similar to or almost like G. ...
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... Total, 36.79, 172.08, 38, Garu, Mahuadanr, G, 110/94, 102.98, 166.19, 161, 100.
Garu, Luhurtar, L, 42/42, 100. ... Garu, Bandua, G, 40/40, 100. Chandwa, Jamunghara, ...
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... Namaste Shastri Garu, My name if G.Prasad Rao,DOB :18-1-1974, POB : Rajahmundry,
TOB : 19.10pm. My question is when will I get married ... NEXT. ...
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... Ask TeluguPeople.com Astrology. Namaste Shastri Garu, My name if G.Prasad
Rao,DOB :18-1-1974, POB : Rajahmundry, TOB : 19.10pm. My ...
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Add Islamic Organizations, Mosques and Muslim Owned Businesses. 95 Towns or Cities
found that start with G: 1. Gaarii. 2. Gaarii_To. ... 22. Garu. 23. Garu_Island. 24 ...
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... Greddy, 400. G9, 371. Guttersnipe, 302. Godspeed, 268. grouch, 186. G
Reddy, 182.
G4, 161. GlaZer^fC, 141. garu
immn RIP zemmy, 130. Gummybeardz, 120. Gecko ...

I AINT HOMOSPHOBIC COS I AINT SCARRED OF GAYS I JUST FOOKIN HATE 'EM

-- GARU G (GARU...), July 5th, 2005.

I DIDNT PUT SAND IN ME GRANS VADGE I PUT ME WILLY IN HER FLANGE GET IT REET MATE OR YERS GET A SLAP

-- GARU G (GARU...), July 5th, 2005.

A male tenant of the building I live in just whistled at me as I walked rapidly from the elevator to the hallway (1 matching message)

IT WAS A RHOUG MORNING INDEED YES WHEN YA NAN PLUGS THE WHOLE AND IT SPURTS OUT AT NINETY DEGEE ANGLOS ,LADS

-- GARU G (GARU...), June 24th, 2005.

To the old lady holding an anti-war sign in Edinburgh town centre today whilst two dumb squadies tried to sign up people (but instead chatted up young girls - a bit TOO young IMO) I salute you! (1 matching message)

TWAS ME NAN

-- GARU G (GARU...), April 20th, 2005.

;- ) (1 matching message)

GRAN?

-- GARU G (GARU...), April 16th, 2005.

my toilet clogged and overflowed - WHAT DO I DO (1 matching message)

YOUS YER GRANS FLANGE MATE FOR POOS AND WEES ESPECILLY POOS

-- GARU G (GARU...), April 3rd, 2005.

Public Bathroom Etiquette... (1 matching message)

I DID A POO IN ME GRANS FLANGE AND THEN ME OTHER GRAN CAME IN AND I DID A WEE IN HER FLANGE THEN GOOD TIMES

-- GARU G (GARU...), April 3rd, 2005.

help name my friend's audio electronics company (1 matching message)

ME GRAN
SPUNKY IN ME I

-- GARU G (GARU...), March 16th, 2005.

What happened to Kerry's breasts? (1 matching message)

WILLY IN ME NAN

-- GARU G (curtis.stephen...), October 31st, 2004 2:19 PM. (Curtis Stephens)

this is the thread where you impersonate other ilxors (1 matching message)

IF I HAV A WILLY ID POP IT IN THE MORNING ID POP IT IN THE EVENING ALL OVER ME NAN

-- GARU g (curtis.stephen...), February 15th, 2005.

Curtis is American isn't he? GARU G definitely doesn't seem American, what with the use of 'LAD' and 'SPACK' and 'ME GRAN'. Actually, a friend of mine used to go in NME.chat a few years ago, saying VERY similar things about grans, willies and spacks and he (and I) believe GARU G has ripped him off wholesale - but with real finesse so it's ok.

Also: who are all these mystery posters?

FOOKIN CLASSIC IF YA GRAN WALKS IN AND THEN YA GET YER BIG B;LAKC NOB OUT AND SPREY ALL YA WHITE JUICE IN HER FLANGE THEN AFTRE TJHAT YOU DO A PPOO IN HER FANNY AND THEN YOU LET IT DRIP FOR A WIHLE AND SEE IF SHE LIKS IT OR NOT

-- GARU G (GARU...), July 8th, 2005 11:19 PM.

-- GARU G (GARU...), July 8th, 2005.

how did it come about that old ladies dyed their hair blue (1 matching message)

I TELL YA WHAT RITE,ME GRAN AS GOT HELL OF A BLUE RINS ON THE GO,SHES A FOOKIN BOBBLY DAZZELER THAT LASS AND I G
-- GARU G (GARU...), July 7th, 2005 10:26 PM

I FOOKIN TELL YA ONE THHING THOUGH COCK,ONCE ME GRAN TRIED TO HEAT A KETTLE WITH JUST HER FOOKIN PURE HEAT FROM HER FLANGE DIDNT WROK MIND YUO,SHE ALWAYS NEEDS A BIT OF POO UP HER FANNY GARU G STYLE BEFORE SHE GETS PROPRE HEATED UP LIK HJ
-- GARU G (GARU...), July 8th, 2005 3:38 AM.

-- GARU G (GARU...), July 8th, 2005 2:39 AM. (later)

-- GARU G (GARU...), July 7th, 2005.

(the ones I made while logged-in were taking the piss)

I BUTTER UP ME GRAN AND SHOVE HER IN DA POO AND IT HURT LIKE HELL FOR ME BIG FLOATBOAT

-- GARU G (gar...), July 19th, 2005 5:18 AM. (link) (admin) (userip)

And the stuff on Garu G Clubhouse is just pitiful.

-- Adam In Real Life (adamr...), July 24th, 2005 7:10 PM. (nordicskilla)

CONTROVERSY!

-- GARU G (GARU...), August 11th, 2005 12:57 PM. (later)

-- GARU G (GARU...), August 14th, 2005 12:12 AM.

Posted on June 1, 2005 at 12:27:22 PM by GARU G

HI DERE

TRY ONE FOUCAULT

Posted on June 2, 2005 at 10:35:14 AM by GARU G

ITS PRON FOOK-O. GET ONE BRAIN

-- GARUG (GAR...), August 15th, 2005 7:18 AM.

Author: garu g

Time: 27.12.2003 21:31

Text:

Hi! What's the best age of a dog to be pregnant? How about for stud services, what's the best age? What are the steps involved for being a new breeder? Advise? tips?
thanks!

Oh, hey, I don't blame you at all. I just thought it was curious to see GARU using ILX-isms but not GARU-isms. It's no crime to want to spread the GARU goodness. The lad's got legs, he does.

And yeah, that 1986 post is something special.

FOOKING CLASSIC

-- GARU G (GARU...), July 24th, 2005 7:56 PM.

It's the Rite of Spring, completed in 1912 for Diaghiler's Ballets. Mono-no-aware.

-- Mike Hayley (notelli...), July 25th, 2005 8:02 PM.

AYE COCK,AYE

-- GARU G (GARU...), July 25th, 2005 8:04 PM.

Locking caps is bad for your heart.

-- Mike Hayley (notelli...), July 25th, 2005 8:05 PM.

AYE THEY DONT KNOW THEYR FOOKIN BORN SOME OF EM

-- GARU G (GARU...), July 25th, 2005 8:05 PM.

-- 3 (...), August 26th, 2005 1:49 PM. (later) (link)

-- beatles fan (b...), August 26th, 2005 3:47 PM.

I ALRED FOOKIN SED IT BUT TO BE ONEST ILL SAY IT AGEN-NED I WANT YA BALLS LAD,I WANT YA FOOKIN BALLS

-- GARU G (GARU...), July 7th, 2005.

am0n I was just reading this thread 10 minutes ago

garu g is a classic original but it does kind of remind me of that pre-blog era journal of the guy living in a trailer park with his uncle who did data entry for Prodigy? i don't know what it was called, it was the only funny thing on the Internet in 1995.

oh god i'm now getting nostalgic for eras past of the Internet

F5 is THE Refresh Key!

F5.

-- cºzen (Cozen), Saturday, September 11, 2004 4:58 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

F5

-- GARU G, Saturday, September 11, 2004 5:02 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

THE ME GRAN CAME IN

-- GARU G, Saturday, September 11, 2004 5:03 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

Garu G reminds me of the question of the week threads on b3ta.

weird garu g / orion synchronicity:

http://www.ubu.com/outsiders/orion/orion01.gif

http://www.ubu.com/outsiders/orion/orion01.html
http://www.ubu.com/outsiders/orion.html