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― webber (webber), Saturday, 15 February 2003 07:54 (twenty-two years ago)

one liner that sould be in original message

― webber (webber), Saturday, 15 February 2003 07:54 (twenty-two years ago)

spelling correction

― webber (webber), Saturday, 15 February 2003 07:58 (twenty-two years ago)

snarky comeback

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 15 February 2003 08:05 (twenty-two years ago)

duplicate pun thread

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 15 February 2003 08:06 (twenty-two years ago)

obligatory noone joke

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 15 February 2003 08:06 (twenty-two years ago)

winky face

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 15 February 2003 08:06 (twenty-two years ago)

offended insult

― webber (webber), Saturday, 15 February 2003 08:26 (twenty-two years ago)

inspiring kitten that ironically grates few

― Vic (Vic), Saturday, 15 February 2003 08:29 (twenty-two years ago)

rant that somehow relates kitten to the situation in iraq

― webber (webber), Saturday, 15 February 2003 08:30 (twenty-two years ago)

appalled and humourless rant in reaction to above rant. numerous typos. no acknowledgement of kitten.

― alex (alex), Saturday, 15 February 2003 08:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Complaint that thread is contributing to gratuitous excess of threads recently.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 15 February 2003 09:05 (twenty-two years ago)

inside joke

― webber (webber), Saturday, 15 February 2003 09:49 (twenty-two years ago)

3 month hiatus

― duane, Saturday, 15 February 2003 09:54 (twenty-two years ago)

baffling mis-spelled post about something completely unrelated

― duane, Saturday, 15 February 2003 09:55 (twenty-two years ago)

chaki

― chaki (chaki), Saturday, 15 February 2003 09:59 (twenty-two years ago)

all too personal cry for attention

― voni (vonij), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:02 (twenty-two years ago)

self aggrandizing using UPPER CASE

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Vipituous snit that you stole my schtick!

― kate, Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:09 (twenty-two years ago)

unrelated picture of highway in massachussetts

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:10 (twenty-two years ago)

regular poster to thread!

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:10 (twenty-two years ago)

question about how to post an image

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:12 (twenty-two years ago)

GIANT PHOTO OF POP STAR'S ASS!!!

― kate, Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:13 (twenty-two years ago)

link to online personality test

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:18 (twenty-two years ago)

outrageous spading of the poster most likely to be female in thread
smiley face

― webber (webber), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Large chunk of copied and pasted AIM conversation of no actual interest to anyone except the two fucking people who were in it in the first damn place.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:25 (twenty-two years ago)

ma$e

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Nonsensical post which was probably great fun to write, but to everyone else just looks like a long stream of random words with "hahaha" chucked in randomly.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Vice Magazine, what's all that about then?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Pitchfork, what's all that about then?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Homosexuality, what's all that about then?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:29 (twenty-two years ago)

barely supressed anger. target unclear.

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:30 (twenty-two years ago)

request for some very obvious piece of information that the poster could either figure out by just thinking about it or find via a two-second search on Google

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:31 (twenty-two years ago)

You all hate me, don't you?!?!?! ::flounces off::

― kate, Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Discussion on tennis.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:35 (twenty-two years ago)

and the Markettes go "do do doo do do, doo doo doo, do do doo, do do dooooooooooo..." ::sax solo::

― kate, Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:35 (twenty-two years ago)

injoke

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:40 (twenty-two years ago)

http://failedimage

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:53 (twenty-two years ago)

every-word-abbreviated Googler

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:53 (twenty-two years ago)

unrelated and strange Ned Raggett Photoshopped pic

― Vic (Vic), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:54 (twenty-two years ago)

gigantic img that crashes everyone's browsers

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 15 February 2003 11:04 (twenty-two years ago)

desperate plea for Missy Elliot lyrics

― Vic (Vic), Saturday, 15 February 2003 11:14 (twenty-two years ago)

fremme nappa venntte

― Vic (Vic), Saturday, 15 February 2003 11:14 (twenty-two years ago)

BLURILLAZ!

― Vic (Vic), Saturday, 15 February 2003 11:15 (twenty-two years ago)

barely concealed catty remark about too many injokes and "pally" voabulary

― Vic (Vic), Saturday, 15 February 2003 11:16 (twenty-two years ago)

rockcrit-overintellectualized response about how "pally" vocabulary is indigenous/endemic to music internet communities that are centered around similar fan-histories

― Vic (Vic), Saturday, 15 February 2003 11:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Can We Eat It?

― Vic (Vic), Saturday, 15 February 2003 11:18 (twenty-two years ago)

anti-American sentiment from the motherland

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 15 February 2003 11:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Plea for unity and "why can't we all just get along?" leading to a spate of meta-threads about the nastiness and cattiness of complaining about in-jokes...

― kate, Saturday, 15 February 2003 11:22 (twenty-two years ago)

pseud

― Ed (dali), Saturday, 15 February 2003 11:26 (twenty-two years ago)

ok that's a wrap

― duane, Saturday, 15 February 2003 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

declaration of love for gareth

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 15 February 2003 11:39 (twenty-two years ago)

revive

― Cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 15 February 2003 11:43 (twenty-two years ago)

haha i thought this was going to be about sowing

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Saturday, 15 February 2003 11:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Look, I'm new here and I don't expect to get insults like this 'OTM' thing...

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 15 February 2003 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Hard-packed nafritsuh logic wrap-up-thread bundle.

― Cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 15 February 2003 12:01 (twenty-two years ago)

stil toch, ik vraag je niet om je mening!

― erik, Saturday, 15 February 2003 12:10 (twenty-two years ago)

BEST THREAD EVAH!

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 15 February 2003 12:31 (twenty-two years ago)

donc

― erik, Saturday, 15 February 2003 13:02 (twenty-two years ago)

offtopic pun apropos of nothing

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 15 February 2003 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Grebt!

― C J (C J), Saturday, 15 February 2003 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

veiled flirting

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 15 February 2003 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

ERIC DIGIBEET TO THREAD!!!!

― erik, Saturday, 15 February 2003 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

thread-derailing bilious remark with no full stop in the end

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Saturday, 15 February 2003 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Cries for deletion.

― Prude, Saturday, 15 February 2003 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

threadkiller

― felicity (felicity), Saturday, 15 February 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

witty observation

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 15 February 2003 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

same witty observation, posted seconds after the previous poster did

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 15 February 2003 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

observation that's a total repitition of an observation stated upthread that the poster didn't know about since the thread is long and unwieldy

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 15 February 2003 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan Perry joke about the phrase "long and unwieldy"

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 15 February 2003 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha

― minna (minna), Saturday, 15 February 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

regular reads thread and hits new answers without posting

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 15 February 2003 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

hip hip hooray for X, oh his/her magical birthing day

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 15 February 2003 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

oh and...

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 15 February 2003 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

*stage direction* Joke so subtle that no one gets it, and the thread has been killed.

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 15 February 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

THREAD HIJACK!!!

― kate, Saturday, 15 February 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Overdramatic assertion that male ILXer is eye-candy.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 15 February 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Confusing Nabitsuh vs. Sterling post.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 15 February 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

What is a giant factory house?

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 15 February 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

300 new answers by tomorrow!!

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 15 February 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Tom, please delete ILE

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 15 February 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

actually, what is this thread about? (and can we eat it?)

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 15 February 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

snotty blue letters linking to where "we've done this"

― felicity (felicity), Saturday, 15 February 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Five hundred word post that sums everything up there is to say about the thread topic.

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Saturday, 15 February 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

are you kidding?? [blank] all the way!!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 February 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

[boring contratrian personal anedocte/invitation to throw-down]

― felicity (felicity), Saturday, 15 February 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

a greeting

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 15 February 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

a google mentalist wishing we died horribly.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 15 February 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

request for some very obvious piece of information that the poster could either figure out by just thinking about it or find via a two-second search on Google

Ref. to previous post about 20 lines too late.

― jm (jtm), Saturday, 15 February 2003 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Missy Lyrics Posted.

― jm (jtm), Saturday, 15 February 2003 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

chickenbear chickenbear chickenbear

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 15 February 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone asks for Missy Lyrics

― jm (jtm), Saturday, 15 February 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

[poster I fancy] owns this thread

― felicity (felicity), Saturday, 15 February 2003 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Tedious but in-depth and accurate explanation of the subject, based on a portion of my work experience.

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 15 February 2003 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

*twee-action*

― felicity (felicity), Saturday, 15 February 2003 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Surrealistic and peculiarl y broken statement!

― no t hanle y (j.lu), Saturday, 15 February 2003 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Puzzled response followed by dick joke.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 15 February 2003 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

chickenbear chickenbear chickenbear

HA I read that as 'got syphilis from yer mum asshole'

― Millar (Millar), Saturday, 15 February 2003 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Moderator assesses the controversy before them.

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Sunday, 16 February 2003 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Robot vs. Dinosaur photo, FITE!

― lyra (lyra), Sunday, 16 February 2003 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.stevienixed.com/mark.jpg

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Sunday, 16 February 2003 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Email recipient: I have emailed you.

― felicity (felicity), Sunday, 16 February 2003 02:46 (twenty-two years ago)

http://fusionanomaly.net/jazcoleman.gif
Sadly the closeest I could find.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Sunday, 16 February 2003 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Reference to favourite band, suddenly realising this is ILE and not ILM, followed by hasty apology.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 16 February 2003 06:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Post fueled by sublimated horniness.

― Chris P (Chris P), Sunday, 16 February 2003 07:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Not so sublimated horniess and constant self referencial obsession on current object d'lust.

― kate, Sunday, 16 February 2003 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

[name here], do you hate fun?

― Anna (Anna), Sunday, 16 February 2003 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

[favorite band] roxx; u r all gay

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 16 February 2003 23:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I AM A WEREWOLF WHOOOOOOHHHHHOOOHH

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 16 February 2003 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

BLAH BLAH BLAH OUTRAGE BLAH BLAH BLAH MY LIFE YOU TOSSER, BLAH BLAH BLAH FUCK YOU ALL BLAH BLAH BLAH LEAVING FOREVER BLAH BLAH BLAH LEFT KEYS UNDER MAT

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 16 February 2003 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

restatement of original message

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 16 February 2003 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, I'm drunk! My spelling is still impeccable, though, except every now and then wheqn i'll insert a ranqdom q into words. q.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 17 February 2003 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

BLAH BLAH BLAH DEAR SON BLAH BLAH BLAH HOW ARE YOU BLAH BLAH BLAH HOPE YOU ARE ENJOYING CAMP BLAH BLAH BLAH ALL ARE WELL AT HOME BLAH BLAH BLAH DAD SAYS HI BLAH BLAH BLAH FUCK YOU ALL I AM LEAVING ILX I WILL NOT PUT UP WITH THIS INSOLENCE NOR WILL I APOLOGISE

LOVE MUM.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 17 February 2003 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)

i used to fuc kbitches then i disovered petroleum. you think thats wack, i dont give a fuck mate, im english, im from the north, we dont fight on a full bladder cuz we got to piss.

leeds united can lick the piss off my shoes, but you cant afford my piss cuz youre like nigerian spam guys. your life is shit and you know this much, try and hide it like twats from the midlands, look at my hair, look at my face, listen to the yorkshire, and dream of being this good. you all love me, even the freakos, give it a go one day, you never know your look, i might give you 5 minutes of my time if im bored like.

peace, dont hate the g

― gareth (gareth), Monday, 17 February 2003 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

troll

― Douglas (Douglas), Monday, 17 February 2003 01:06 (twenty-two years ago)

trolling the troll

― webber (webber), Monday, 17 February 2003 01:17 (twenty-two years ago)

someone rising to bait

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 17 February 2003 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Definition of troll from internet slang dictionary, tagged so that it scrolls across the screen from right to left in a thoroughly annoying fashion

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 17 February 2003 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Lengthy response giving absolutely correct answer to the titular question.

witty observation

Lengthy and, for the most part, grammatically correct response accurately responding to the literal meaning of the witty observation.

Statement that the work on this board is complete.

Cordial signoff,

-- Unfamiliar name

― Name (felicity), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 05:05 (twenty-two years ago)

picture of russian lesbians

― webber (webber), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 05:21 (twenty-two years ago)

ANOTHER PICTURE OF JULIAN CASABLANCAS' ASS!!!

― kate, Tuesday, 18 February 2003 07:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Seventeen kittens, each cuter than the next.

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 07:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Plethora of in jokes and references to past threads in a desperately pathetic attempt to fit in with the regular ilxors despite obvious status of occasional poster. Other posters underwhelmed by poor grammar and overlong, adly thought out and misspelled snetences due to said poster not rally giving too much of a shit cos he's postinmg at work and doesn't want to get caught by his boss.

― dog latin, Tuesday, 18 February 2003 10:23 (twenty-two years ago)

haha [well-known philosopher] v. [obscure historian] v. [even-more-obscure mathematician] v. p!nk FITE!! only it's not really a joke

― not mark s (Mert), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 10:29 (twenty-two years ago)

pathetic retort to let everyone know they understood mark s's joke -- which actually misinterprets it completely.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

correction of grammar in pathetic retort and lengthy explanation of mark s's joke
PS - we don't hate you,honest

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

flagrantly offensive metaphor meant to distract everyone from faulty logic of foregoing posts.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Greil Marcus. Christgau. Greil Christgau Christgau Marcus Greil.

Indie guilt.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

unstoppable reification of america vs. uk dichotomy.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi folks! What did I miss?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

affectionate yet pervy play on ned's name

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

shocked mock outrage

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

follow up to 'pervy play on ned's name' that uses amateurist's name as well

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

genuine horror

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

phony apology

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

request for thread summary

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Complaint for no reason whatsoever that thread isn't natural.

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

worst thread evah!

― dog latin, Tuesday, 18 February 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Popular, intelligent, humble poster attempts reasoned argument with bloody-minded troll. Fails due to troll's inability to understand concept of argument.

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

veiled swipe at poster shrugged off

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

homophobic invective

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

points others to snobbery thread

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

(lurks)

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I am still a werewolf, just incase anyone was doubting this.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

excellent, you are a most worthy werewolf my friend ;-) < /ned>

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

werewolves aren't natural, and, therefore, are evil (in a non-cool way)

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

reference to KITH

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

smiths pun

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Tom, delete inhumanity

― Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 06:06 (twenty-two years ago)

post criticizing last 17 posts' "faulty logic"

― Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 06:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Late throwaway post about topic with not-so-veiled insult to troll contained within, followed by 'can't resist/I just wanted to make it GO AWAY' apology to regular posters.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 07:50 (twenty-two years ago)

and then they all lez up.

― Dan I., Wednesday, 19 February 2003 08:42 (twenty-two years ago)

eight months pass...

pointless revival.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 23 October 2003 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

everything happens for a reason!

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 23 October 2003 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha, this is the thread where regular poster first admitted such-and-such!

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 23 October 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is great! How did I miss it the first time?!

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 23 October 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Apology for being an insufferable dick "back then."

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 23 October 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

runs with jaymc's last comment and adds an insincere consolation

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 23 October 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.rockafucker.com/images/NYC2/DSCN1606.JPG

SERIOUSLY SOMEONE PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME! hahaha Spencer and Tracer OTM

― allyhey, Thursday, 23 October 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

All those great pictures are now little red x's (or little blue question marks, for us Safari users)!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 23 October 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Request for assistance with homework/life decision

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 23 October 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

helpful/didactic response

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 23 October 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

*hugs*

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 23 October 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

*hugglez*

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 23 October 2003 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

felicity, I think you should totally buy the pink stiletto thigh high boots.

― allyzay, Thursday, 23 October 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

After much debate it's decided at last: we shall meet at the Magician/Glasshouse Stores.

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 23 October 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Look! I am cleverly pretending to be a famous person!

― Emmanuel Lewis, who played "Webster" on the tv show of that name (Chris Piuma), Thursday, 23 October 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

(insert photo of Millar + finger here)

― allyzay, Thursday, 23 October 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

i like slayer.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 23 October 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

actually, it's been a while since I listened to Slayer :(

I am a sham.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 23 October 2003 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Only honest enough to say so

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 23 October 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Wot Zarathustra said.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 23 October 2003 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh wait.
The football is better than sex joke.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 23 October 2003 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Is this thread actually about (x)?

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 23 October 2003 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Incredibly personal insult towards a fellow poster, soon to be deleted.

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 23 October 2003 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

*action*

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 23 October 2003 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

TS: mil or mif?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 23 October 2003 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

The out-of-the-ordinarily revelatory the-dreads-are-the-new-skinheads theory.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 23 October 2003 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Pedantic discussion over what you meant by "thread", continued for anywhere between twenty and two thousand posts.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 23 October 2003 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Attempt at trying to be witty at a response in re: original discussion, which predictably falls flat because poster has only been on ILX for approx. six months, certainly not long enough to evince more than a minor reaction from the usual suspects.

;)

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 24 October 2003 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

postmodernism

― jed (jed_e_3), Friday, 24 October 2003 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

toot toot

― Baaderist (Fabfunk), Friday, 24 October 2003 06:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Long pointless story involving HSA.

― kate (kate), Friday, 24 October 2003 08:20 (twenty-two years ago)

feigned interest

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 24 October 2003 08:40 (twenty-two years ago)

self-deprecative remark

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 24 October 2003 08:41 (twenty-two years ago)

allusion to female homosexuality

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 24 October 2003 08:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Long, theoretical rant about feminism.

― kate (kate), Friday, 24 October 2003 08:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I am still waiting for this thread to hit rock bottom.

― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 24 October 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

C**** post that only logged-out folks can see.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 24 October 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Acronyms

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 24 October 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

six months pass...

Thread revival

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Appreciation that new thread was not started.

Reading back old posts and going "Remember how this board used to be?"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Joke referencing Ned's hair/sideburns.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

me, killing thread.

― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

REVIVE!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

eight months pass...

Random Googler revives thread, apparently thinking we are the people who can get their rides pimped/Missy Elliott lyrics explained/buttocks enlarged.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:11 (twenty years ago)

undie pic

― charleston charge (chaki), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:41 (twenty years ago)

non sequitur about Björk getting drunk at parties

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:43 (twenty years ago)

overwhelming praise!

― charleston charge (chaki), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:46 (twenty years ago)

Masturbation joke.

― Frogman Henry, Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:49 (twenty years ago)

Actual masturbation.

― Frogman Henry, Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:50 (twenty years ago)

previous poster OTM

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:50 (twenty years ago)

disagree about previous poster being OTM

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:51 (twenty years ago)

Latebloomer OTM.

― Frogman Henry, Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:51 (twenty years ago)

british poster spells 'arse' the american way, looks foolish

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:51 (twenty years ago)

No.

― Aaron A., Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:54 (twenty years ago)

Argument about spelling for 20 posts.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:58 (twenty years ago)

wowser tells everyone to 'get over it'

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:00 (twenty years ago)

dean makes 9/11 "joke"

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:02 (twenty years ago)

Thinly-veiled disgust at recent masturbation shenanigans, followed by shock induced by the resurrection of a thread featuring an old post made by someone who has long since become a veteran of the boards.

― Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

administrator locks thread

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

xposting, followed by remark that poster thinks is witty and comical but ends up getting ignored or glossed over or, even worse, actually taken seriously ARGH FUCK YOU ALL.

― Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:04 (twenty years ago)

Apology for recent outburst.

― Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:04 (twenty years ago)

http://members.madasafish.com/~paulhem/gay/asian/asianund11.jpg

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:04 (twenty years ago)

loses control

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:08 (twenty years ago)

Lock thread!

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

Silent, seething anger at post made immediately afterward that attracts all kinds of attention and discussion and recollection months afterward, that ends up sucking one's last post made into this vortex of forgotten sentiments, that never gets posted save for this lone moment when the poster gets very brave and openly expresses all, then ends up regretting being as unedited as that and wanting to crawl into a corner and die.

― Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:35 (twenty years ago)

*fantasies about crawling into a corner and dying*

― Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

*general avoidance of The Forum for three - five days*

― Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

photoshops Ned's head onto pic of Dee crawling into a corner and dying

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:38 (twenty years ago)

wow

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:41 (twenty years ago)

a serious query

― youn, Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:48 (twenty years ago)

People were so *polite* around here four years ago!

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:20 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

Ask Chaki fodder

― felicity, Monday, 14 April 2008 19:03 (seventeen years ago)

edgy stantonism

― felicity, Monday, 14 April 2008 19:05 (seventeen years ago)

claim to have thought the thread was revived by someone other than the actual reviver.

― banriquit, Monday, 14 April 2008 19:07 (seventeen years ago)

re-posts an eye-opening post

― J0rdan S., Monday, 14 April 2008 19:09 (seventeen years ago)

weirdly obsessive revive in lieu of or in addition to simply c+p'ing quote from the "classic" discovery on some meta thread

― dell, Monday, 14 April 2008 19:10 (seventeen years ago)

link to 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butthurt'

― banriquit, Monday, 14 April 2008 19:11 (seventeen years ago)

Link to topical news story of the day, obliquely referencing response to several posts ago

― felicity, Monday, 14 April 2008 19:17 (seventeen years ago)

noncommittal positive comment

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 14 April 2008 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

stretched play on words 'BIG ___ aka the _____driver'

― banriquit, Monday, 14 April 2008 20:10 (seventeen years ago)

posts an image that wont make sense to anyone when this thread is revived again in 4 months

― J0rdan S., Monday, 14 April 2008 20:11 (seventeen years ago)

outraged divorced moderator tantrum

― DG, Monday, 14 April 2008 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

hurling out accusations of sockpuppetry

― dell, Monday, 14 April 2008 20:16 (seventeen years ago)

c+p of above post to demonstrate irony

― banriquit, Monday, 14 April 2008 20:17 (seventeen years ago)

hardman

― El Tomboto, Monday, 14 April 2008 20:19 (seventeen years ago)

veiled paranoia

― dell, Monday, 14 April 2008 20:20 (seventeen years ago)

thinly-veiled paranoia

― dell, Monday, 14 April 2008 20:21 (seventeen years ago)

Tirade against declining standards of civility on ILX that incorporates personal abuse of at least 3 other posters.

― Noodle Vague, Monday, 14 April 2008 20:21 (seventeen years ago)

bafflement expressed at outrageous unwarranted sensitivity

― stet, Monday, 14 April 2008 20:31 (seventeen years ago)

lol 2003

― snoball, Monday, 14 April 2008 20:34 (seventeen years ago)

lzbc mentioned, ignored

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:16 (seventeen years ago)

acronym corrected by other user

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:17 (seventeen years ago)

c+p of pre-revive post w/especially genteel language bolded

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:31 (seventeen years ago)

c+p of pre-revive post w/especially genteel language ~~bolded~~ stricken and replaced with unfunny joke in bold

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:45 (seventeen years ago)

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:47 (seventeen years ago)

unqualified reference to something in america that nobody else has heard of

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:50 (seventeen years ago)

unqualified reference to something in australia that nobody else has heard of

― gr8080, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:51 (seventeen years ago)

edgy stantonism

-- felicity, Monday, April 14, 2008 3:05 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Ladies and gentlemen

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:52 (seventeen years ago)

(haha, secret board!)

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:53 (seventeen years ago)

hilarious.jpeg

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:58 (seventeen years ago)

it's a hilarious.gif

― chaki, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:02 (seventeen years ago)

Long, earnest, thoughtful (though not especially interesting and maybe a bit obvious) response to the original thread question by a poster -- most likely a less experienced one -- who is a bit oblivious to the fact that the thread petered out a long time ago, that all of the key points have been covered to death, and that at this point everyone who's still posting at all is drunk and/or high; post reflects poster's lack of experience with ilx, his lack of feel for the rhythm and progression of typical threads, and also suggests that he considers himself quite intelligent and is used to being the "intelligent point" guy in the room.

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:06 (seventeen years ago)

followed by pithy, vaguely insulting one-liner

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:13 (seventeen years ago)

in turn followed by self-deprecating reference to ilx in general

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:14 (seventeen years ago)

hillariousgifWITHADDEDFUNNYJUMPYSQUIRREL.gif

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:14 (seventeen years ago)

― Ol Bertie Dastard, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:29 (seventeen years ago)

tears & a pox on fake bbcode

― Ol Bertie Dastard, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:29 (seventeen years ago)

"pithy"

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:30 (seventeen years ago)

inadvertaet sockpuppet reveal

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:32 (seventeen years ago)

apology for typo

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:32 (seventeen years ago)

call for ban

― jergïns, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:32 (seventeen years ago)

complaint about ban call from moderator

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:33 (seventeen years ago)

aspie joke

― gershy, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:42 (seventeen years ago)

tuomas question

― electricsound, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:43 (seventeen years ago)

What's a "tuomas question"?

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:44 (seventeen years ago)

Mormon

― Abbott, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:48 (seventeen years ago)

Jewish!

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:50 (seventeen years ago)

luriquablabla

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:50 (seventeen years ago)

luriquabla

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:50 (seventeen years ago)

luriquablablablah bla

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:50 (seventeen years ago)

luriqua

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:50 (seventeen years ago)

apology from luriqua

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:50 (seventeen years ago)

STFU

― gr8080, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:54 (seventeen years ago)

unfunny meme

― gershy, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:55 (seventeen years ago)

support for unfunny meme

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 04:11 (seventeen years ago)

assertion that thread has reached epic status

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 04:12 (seventeen years ago)

assertion that thread isn't nearly as great as [link to rickroll or crucified video, depending on poster's sub-board affiliation]

― en i see kay, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 05:58 (seventeen years ago)

suggestion you all get out more

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 06:01 (seventeen years ago)

inadvertent display of likely intoxication via addendum of unnecessary details, poorly typed

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 06:03 (seventeen years ago)

attempt to look flippantly intellectual by using a big word and the word 'yr' in the same sentence

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 06:26 (seventeen years ago)

Overdramatic assertion that male ILXer is eye-candy.
-- Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, February 15, 2003 10:27 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

― max, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 06:44 (seventeen years ago)

dull anecdote with tenuous link to thread topic

― electricsound, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 06:45 (seventeen years ago)

worst *thread* ever

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 12:56 (seventeen years ago)

another punch to the face of long dead "ilx was better in the old days" strawman

― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 13:07 (seventeen years ago)

"I don't get it?"

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 13:08 (seventeen years ago)

ANGRY CAPS LOCK POST RETREADING SAME "TUOMAS ALWAYS ASKS QUESTIONS" FAKE TANTRUM JOKE

― max, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:16 (seventeen years ago)

ANGRY CAPS LOCK PARYODYING ENTIRE THREAD; LINK TO FUNNY PHOTO

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:17 (seventeen years ago)

"read thread first"

― Matt, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:27 (seventeen years ago)

weary suggestion of google

― Matt, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 16:57 (seventeen years ago)

link to youtube video of semi-naked straight french men miming campily

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 21:27 (seventeen years ago)

Curt dismissal of x; failure to point out better alternative to x.

― felicity, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 22:38 (seventeen years ago)

still frame from movie with a very weak claim to pertinence in context which is nonetheless kind of funny

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 22:41 (seventeen years ago)

eight months pass...

c+p of pre-revive post w/especially genteel language bolded

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, April 14, 2008 9:31 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Never sauces! (rent), Monday, 12 January 2009 17:38 (sixteen years ago)

half-hearted "lol" response

― velko, Monday, 12 January 2009 17:53 (sixteen years ago)

great thread

― DavidM, Monday, 12 January 2009 18:03 (sixteen years ago)

three years pass...

i have not seen threads, but I plan to shortly.

u kno, for the horror poll.

― picture jean rollin (Pillbox), Monday, 16 April 2012 23:43 (thirteen years ago)

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