When, if ever, did you stop thinking Tottenham were one of The Big Clubs?

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robin carmody (robin carmody), Monday, 12 May 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

and when did they blow it?

part of me thinks it was partially bad luck to have such financial problems / very public battle for control of the club at the worst possible time, the early 90s moment when the Premiership / New Elite was forming, because generally the success/otherwise of a club at that moment has been a decent guide for the following decade or so (Liverpool messing up under Souness = never won the Premiership, Everton in a bad state = numerous relegation battles, Forest in decline as Clough held on too long = ten years as a yo-yo club or worse barring one miraculous third place and UEFA Cup run).

the one big exception is Sheffield Wednesday, whose early 90s side was their best for 30 years, which makes their current state an even more monumental cock-up.

robin carmody (robin carmody), Monday, 12 May 2003 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

i know so many Spurs fans which seems to be based on the fact they were 'quite handy' in the late 80s/early 90s having won a couple of cups. i don't quite get why this gives Spurs this 'big club' label tho, they seem to have instilled a sense of fondness among many neutrals tho (compared to say Chelsea) and i've been expecting them to do better for years now but its not happening - i don't know if its REALLY Hoddle's fault, i'm not sure anyone else could do better given the fact they dont seem to have much cash to spend right now. i've forgotten why George Graham left the club a few years back - do you think Spurs would be in a better position now if Graham had stayed?

stevem (blueski), Monday, 12 May 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Honestly, about 1989, Bobby Mimms in goal. So many great players have come and gone, Klinsmann, Sheringham, Waddle, Gazza, Ginola, Lineker...and there really isn't much to show for it.

jel -- (jel), Monday, 12 May 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I think they went all shit once Chas 'n' Dave stopped doing their songs.

DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 12 May 2003 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

1962

Bill E (bill_e), Monday, 12 May 2003 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think George was ever going to work - those Arsenal connections were too much for a large number of Spurs fans. They should have stuck with Christian Gross!

Bill E (bill_e), Monday, 12 May 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

the 1962 Spurs side was the first to be universally prefixed in contemporary newspapers with "treble-chasing" - the fact that they "only" won the FA Cup was perhaps the first time winning that competition served as a mere consolation. still, that European Cup semi-final remains the best performance by a London club in Europe's premier competition, and if there are any ancient football statistics that haunt Arsene Wenger's nightmares, that'd be the one.

robin carmody (robin carmody), Monday, 12 May 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

The problem is we still trade on a reputation as a decent cup side when, one Worthington cup win (under Graham, let's not forget) aside the last time we did anything was twelve fucking years ago. we stopped being a big club in terms of results even before then (apart from that weird three months halfway through Gerry Francis reign where we were unbeatable)

Matt (Matt), Monday, 12 May 2003 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

indeed, Matt.

I only started this thread because I think it's probably the biggest psychological change in how football fans conceive a particular club - pre-Premiership, it was accepted that Spurs were one of "the big five", always challenging if often frustrating. in the Premiership era, you've become just another mid-table team (and, as you say, that is all you are these days - the least important domestic trophy and a desultory European run following it is pretty much the average mid-table team's achievement in a 10-year period). the stature you've lost is psychological, in the minds of other fans, as much as anything else. the 5-1 at Middlesbrough and the 0-4 to Blackburn were utterly *predictable*; I don't think anyone was surprised by those results. 15 years ago, they would have been.

robin carmody (robin carmody), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I think being one of The Big Five in the 80s was a bit like being Chelsea, Liverpool or possibly Newcastle nowadays - in that the number of trophies is a bit of a red herring. You only really need to be always there-or-therabouts.

Sadly, in the vast majority of the time I've been a Spurs fan, we've never been anything *other* than mid-table, with the occasional FA Cup semi-final or relegation struggle in order to alleviate this. It's like Jel says - so many great players have come and gone with bugger all to show for it (although this doesn't really differ from Middlesborough or Blackburn, the latter of whom at least have won a title).

Possibly if we could actually hold onto form for an entire season (Spurs always have one brilliant period in each season, which is then waylaid by a spectacular collapse), or if our players could run for more than five minutes without breaking a leg, we might actually at least push for a UEFA Cup place, which is about as much as we can hope for at the moment.

Also, not being perceived to be one of the big clubs means we've got sod all chance of signing anyone better than Emile Heskey, and are going to have to struggle to hold onto the likes of Davies and Carr in the closed season.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 07:25 (twenty-two years ago)

could this question be equally about everton?

gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 07:53 (twenty-two years ago)

could it be said most of Spurs great players in the 90s were not really team players/workhorses but rather showmen/mavericks and this was part of the problem with regards to building a successful TEAM?

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 08:55 (twenty-two years ago)

To be honest I think you could only really attribute that to Ginola... still, he could hardly take all the blame when you consider a lot of the shite he was surrounded with at the time.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 08:57 (twenty-two years ago)

They are one of the Big Clubs.

the pinefox, Tuesday, 13 May 2003 10:13 (twenty-two years ago)

what makes them so Big?

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 10:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Stadium, support and history?

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 10:51 (twenty-two years ago)

its definitely something to do with not being able to make the jump when the premiership came into being, theyve been a long way off big club status since then. i think now it would be man u, arsenal, liverpool, chelsea, newcastle, but what about leeds? i mean, i think leeds were considered as having joined that top group until everything that came to light.

spurs are definitely in that group alongside everton and manchester city, that keep going on about how they are a 'big club'. each time it is said it proves further that they are not. arsenal or liverpool would never go on and on about how they are a big club. why? because it is obvious that they are, there is no need. going on about it is the preserve of teams like wolves. every tinpot team outside the premiership that gets more than 15,000 is obsessed that they are a 'big club' as well.

gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 11:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Gareth, what do you mean by 'the jump'? If you are just talking about cups and league placings then does 'big club' just mean 'recently successful club'. Surely there's more to it than that? Don't size of support, stadium, commercial operations etc. have something to do with it?

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 11:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Spurs are no bigger than Villa really are they? the true definition of a big club is one that has the huge stadium, support and history but is also winning something major at least every other season - otherwise you might as well call Notts Forest a big club as much as Spurs - they've won the league more recently after all.

another interesting thing is a club like Blackburn becoming big as they did in the mid 90s, but despite winning the league and having all the cash did anyone really consider them a big club? i guess not - i suppose they would've had to have been more consistent to really earn that title.

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 11:07 (twenty-two years ago)

But if we're talking historically, aren't Blackburn a big club too? What about Preston? Huddersfield? I can't see it's possible to define the word "Big" - you'd need several sub-categories like "Rich", "Large crowds", "High average finishing position", "Best club in the world in the 1890s" etc.

Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 11:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I guess the 80s concept of the big 6 was big in the sense of 'huge stadium, support and history' but also recent success.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 11:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry - meant big 5. Getting confused between accountancy and football again.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 11:25 (twenty-two years ago)

there's only 4 in accountancy now.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 11:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Big = history, fanbase, stadia AND recent, consistent list of honours

if you only have one of those two factors you are no longer big...actually just having the second one WOULD qualify you, but there no clubs that fulfil the latter and not the former

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 11:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I know, Ed - that Price Waterhouse - Coopers & Lybrand merger broke my heart.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 11:31 (twenty-two years ago)

It was like the much vaunted Highbury Hotspur.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 11:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Gareth, what do you mean by 'the jump'?

the ability to take advantage of the huge new financial opportunities

gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

otherwise tottenham are a big club in the way that sunderland, birmingham, sheffield wednesday and wolves are

gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 11:35 (twenty-two years ago)

ie, not

gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 11:35 (twenty-two years ago)

You mean Alan Sugar didn't let them get into enough debt? Or they just bought the wrong players with all the TV cash?

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 11:37 (twenty-two years ago)

neither, i meant that they approached it pretty much the same way as many of the middle sized clubs

gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)

which was?

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 11:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Spurs have never been a big club as long as I can remember watching football, a big joke, a big spender, a big attraction to rejects strikers from all over the world maybe, but not a big club.

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 12:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes but Ronan you are only six.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

well, as best they could considering they didnt have the financial clout of a big club. hmm, this is getting really circular now. basically, i'm going to have to think about this, i hadnt really ever thought of spurs as a big club before, hmm, let me think. this whole "we're a big club" thing, i mean, surely you have noticed that the actual big clubs dont say this. could you imagine a man u fan saying this? what about attracting the very top players, you know, like when you try and sign a top player and they cant get them and then you say "well, we cant compete with the big clubs", you know, the ones in europe, the ones with huge support outside of their catchment area/city, the ones that finish high in their league.

the only thing spurs have going for them is history/name. but i dont see how this makes you different from accrington stanley or everton or whatever

i'm typing 'you' rather than 'them', ive just noticed. i dont remember you ever saying, but is spurs your team nick? i think what is needed here is the fan of a different club to tell us that spurs are a big club (everton dont count, because they are the tottenham of the north)

gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I wouldn't compare Spurs to Sunderland, Birmingham, Wolves et al (especially Wolves), but yeah I think Villa, Everton or Man City are a better call - clubs with a big tradition who have just failed utterly to cut the mustard over the past few years.

One of the things that annoy me most about being a Spurs fan is that I hate most other Spurs fans - as if they all think it is OUR RIGHTFUL PLACE to be in the Champions League every season.

I think international standing has a bit to do with it as well... do you need to be playing regular European football to be considered a big club in Premiership terms?

I don't think finance has anything to do with it, really... the only three teams actually making a profit in the Premiership are Man United, Spurs and Charlton, aren't they? There are a load of potential Leeds-esque disasters in the top half of the division, after all.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 12:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I like Spurs best of the 'big' London clubs, gareth.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 12:11 (twenty-two years ago)

But Ronan you are only 6

Spurs fan in wanting it to be 14 years ago shocker.

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 12:11 (twenty-two years ago)

ah that explains it. non-spurs fans to thread please

gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 12:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Really, I'm not a Spurs fan. I'm not that bothered about any of them.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

i actually wanted Liverpool to get that Champions League spot ahead of Chelsea just to see if it really wouldve totally fucked Chelsea cash-wise to the point where they might have to do a Leeds

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 12:19 (twenty-two years ago)

fair enough, I just had to use that line while I thought of it.

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)

And the difference between that and Liverpool fans is...?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Pretty significant, whatever way you look at it!

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Give it a couple of seasons... ;)

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 12:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I know, sadly.

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 12:34 (twenty-two years ago)

this whole "we're a big club" thing, i mean, surely you have noticed that the actual big clubs dont say this. could you imagine a man u fan saying this?

I suspect they were saying it like a mantra in the spring of '74 as relegation loomed. Or in 71-72 or 85-86 when huge early leads vanished. I suspect fans of every team that has some kind of historical claim to ongoing success and a large following are prone to thinking, "This can't happen to us, because we're us," in times of trouble.

I think I had my say on this topic back in the early days of the Liverpool-Everton thread. The bigness of historically successful clubs seems dwarfed now by the small cabal of giants who've dominated since the inception of the Premiership; the gap seems unbridgable in a way it probably never was before. And if the future encompasses some kind of super Euro league, the likes of Everton can forget any return to glory because nine titles, Dixie, Neville, Alex Young, Ball-Harvey-Kendall and Michael Foot being moved to verse will mean nothing next to a spell of financial mismanagement in the 90s and some incompetent coaching from Smith and Knox, cutting us off from the elite.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought M. Foot was a greenie?

Tim (Tim), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

He was, Tim, and I apologise for mentioning him outside the context of the 1980 Labour leadership election. However, in the Daily Post in March 1935 he wrote:

When at Thy call my weary feet I turn
The gates of paradise are opened wide
At Goodison I know a man can learn
Rapture more rich than Anfield can provide.
In Coulter's skill and Geldard's subtle speed
I see displayed in all its matchless bounty
The power of which the heavens decreed
The fall of Sunderland and Derby County.

The hands of Sagar, Dixie's priceless head
Made smooth the path to Wembley till that day
When Bolton came. Now hopes are fled
And all is sunk in bottomless dismay.

And so I watch with heart and temper cool
God's lesser breed of men at Liverpool.

I especially like the way it merely commemorates a Cup run - we didn't actually win anything that season.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Typical.

Tim (Tim), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 13:19 (twenty-two years ago)

That was astounding!

Mike is right about the way the Premiership has changed things. But there are still Big Clubs.

Some Big Clubs in England: Manchester United, Liverpool, Everton, Arsenal, Tottenham Hotspur.

A couple of other big clubs: Leeds United, Aston Villa.

Big 90s growers: Chelsea, Newcastle United - they had size and grandeur in *some* sense before, but have grown financially as well as 'on the field' in recent years - that's the key.

Other relevant name: Blackburn Rovers, though their manager absurdly says 'we're a small club'.

the pinefox, Tuesday, 13 May 2003 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

their manager is correct. there is no absurdity.

gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

of course they are not a small club in the wider picture, but that wider picture makes all the premiership clubs 'big clubs'. in the context of the premiership though, blackburn are most certainly a small club.

gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Why?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael Foot? Pshaw!

A REAL poet - ie John Toshack - writes:

You Never Know

We battled hard through five tough rounds,
'Gainst foreign teams with funny sounds.
And then at last, the final game,
Eleven Germans are left to tame.

On Wednesday Shankly names a team,
But for one player a shattered dream.
His season's finished, blown away,
But he is still to have his say.

Rumour says they will attack,
But Netzer's playing at the back.
These Germans they can really play,
It doesn't look the Kopites' day.

Then just by chance it really pours,
Twenty two players are on all fours.
The referee says, 'That's Enough',
Will Liverpool call the German Bluff?

The Final, postponed for a day,
Will Shankly play a different way?
In comes Toshack in place of Hall,
Now will we see the Germans fall?

The Welshman kills them in the air,
Toshack and Keegan, what a pair!!
Liverpool win the game 3-0,
The Germans don't believe it still.

When I look back until this day,
I never really thought I'd play.
But then - suppose - just goes to show,
In the game of football you never know!!!!!

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Haven't read upthread but for me, it was definitely from the minute Klinsmann left. Also - when they tried to pretend Rebrov was a glamour buy, just because of the Shevchenko connection.

Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

The words 'Big Club' make me both angry and usually giggle (excellent piece on ludicrousness of big club as description in last month's WSC which seems to have rediscovered its sense of humour).

There are obviously some clubs that are big - Man Utd and Arsenal are the ones in England. The rest are not in the same league really IMO, though Arsenal's position is precarious due to their financial predicament, and United is so wrapped up in the Ferguson succession. What make me laff lots and lots is fans of clubs that are not these going on about being big clubs. Titter! bald men fighting over a comb etc.

Tottenham stopped being a big club in 1994 - they chose the wrong time to have to financially retrench. Ironically, Sugar was too disciplined - the vogue was to spunk cash everywhere, and he wouldn't. The gap opened to the extent it is now.

Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm going to say it was a bit earlier than that, actually, around 1991-92, or pretty much directly after winning the FA Cup in 1991. The Klinsmann/fab five season is a bit of anomaly, because what actually preceeded and came after that season was, quite frankly, a load of dross.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Toshack truly is the missing link between Mohammed Ali and Pam Ayers - even in terms of physique (was that the 1973 UEFA Cup final, Jerry?).

So, does big simply mean = immense financial clout feeding into a loop of Premiership-era success? In which case Souness's claims of smallness (and this is a club champions much more recently than Leeds, Liverpool, Everton, Spurs, etc) refers presumably to their breaking of that loop and all the money sloshing out in the late 90s, rather than never tasting recent success or gorging on money.

I can remember when Man Utd's bigness was *entirely* based on distant historical success and 'fans the world over'.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

[What Mike said.]

What fans are going on about being Big Clubs? This thread *asked* people if (for instance) Spurs are a Big Club, so people answered the question. I have not noticed hordes of fans of Spurs, Everton, Wolves, Sunderland or whoever dominating ilx in the past by going on about the size of their clubs.

Everton = 4th most successful club in English history as far as I can recall.

They are also a big club.

the pinefox, Tuesday, 13 May 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

What fans are going on about being Big Clubs?

spurs fans. it is all they ever talk about. fortunately this only happens in london, because once you leave london there are no spurs fans. because only big clubs have fans in any number outside of their immediate catchment area

gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

You are talking bollocks again.

the pinefox, Tuesday, 13 May 2003 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

because only big clubs have fans in any number outside of their immediate catchment area

So that leaves us with Liverpool, Man U and Arsenal then?

RickyT (RickyT), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

yes

gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Can I just bring up the old ILX standby here - it's not a binary, it's a continuum. There's more than one size in the shop.

And does the idea that big clubs have lots of fans outside their own city (putting aside for the moment the phenomenon of ex-pats/sponsorship, i.e. lots of Evertonians in South America/China) merely equate to successful teams attracting floating fans through their sheer excellence/fashionability?

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

mainly all I've heard Spurs fans talk about is how Hoddle is crap, how Sol Campbell is a judas and how they need a new striker.

Spurs fans are some of the most pessimistic I know, the bloke who used to sit behind my ex-flatmate in the Paxton would famously moan "toooo early" if Spurs went into the lead in the first half.

No real big club nonsense, although ex-flatmate was very fond of trotting out the better european record than Arsenal line.

I think they're a big club in terms of profile, but not in terms of influence

Gareth, you're not your usual self today it seems

and yes, that last bit about only those three is bollocks. Especially after running into the Newcastle United supporters association in Perth, Australia.

chris (chris), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I love it when Gareth defends these unsupportable positions. You go, Gareth!

Tim (Tim), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Gareth = footballing Geir!

We're not pessimistic, we're just resigned to the fact that Spurs are going to finish 8th, 9th and 10th for all eternity.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I live in Ormskirk, Lancashire. I am a Spurs fan. They must be a big club then.

Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Jonnie is a Spurs supporting Scot too, so they must be a big club, yes.

We're not pessimistic, we're just resigned to the fact that Spurs are going to finish 8th, 9th and 10th for all eternity.

my point exactly, and put so well! ;o)

chris (chris), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

well ok then how many big clubs are there? it seems a pretty large group after all in that case, refreshing to see that the premiership is such a level playing field after all!

unsupportable positions tim? what do you mean?

ps, is it ok if i say huddersfield town are a big club too then? we have a big stadium, a few league titles, a long and distinguished history etc. sleeping giant!

gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

sleeping giant != big club. qv. Wolves.

Who were in the famous big 5 that always got talked about in the early 90's?

Manyoo
Liverpool
Spurs
Arsenal
Everton?
or Villa?

chris (chris), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Big clubs = Man Utd, Arsenal, Chelsea, Newcastle, Spurs, Man City, Everton, Liverpool and maybe Leeds, judging on a range of criteria.

Huge clubs actually likely to win the league - Man Utd and Arsenal. And that's it.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

i agree with Gareth entirely - there are only 4/5 real big clubs in the Premiership, the likes of Spurs and Blackburn and Leeds are on the tier directly below that - i'm sticking by my definition of big club meaning 'history and huge fanbase PLUS a crop of recent honours'

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

but chris, this means newcastle, leeds, chelsea, manchester city are smaller clubs than spurs??? this is truly brain melting. how are spurs bigger clubs than these. the criteria that is being used could be used for 2/3rds of the premiership. surely it is either to narrow to include spurs, or it is wide enough to let in all these other clubs too?

ok, cross post with matt. i think i didnt realise that there were quite so many big clubs. i like this new word matt has come up with "huge" clubs. this seems a more sensible distinction, because the playing field sure isnt level.

so that would be, what, real madrid, inter, man u, liverpool, arsenal, bayer, milan. these really huge clubs, should get together and form an association or something, i dont know, there should be room for about 14 of them, and they could wield a lot more power than those mere 'big' clubs like villa

gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

the gulf between Man Utd and Spurs is significant enough i think you'd agree to warrant a distinction to be made between the two - SPurs fans cannot talk about SPurs as a big club in the way Man Utd fans can despite them probably having similar amount of 'real' fans (i.e. those who never miss a game and for whom the club takes up a major chunk of their life...are there any Man U fans really that passionate tho? thats another issue)

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

So aside from Arsenal, ManU & Liverpool, which are the 1 or 2 clubs with a crop of recent honours, Steve?

Tim (Tim), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

alternatively, yes Spurs, Villa and Blackburn ARE big clubs...and Arsenal/Man U/Liverpool are HUGE clubs

So aside from Arsenal, ManU & Liverpool, which are the 1 or 2 clubs with a crop of recent honours, Steve?

Chelsea have won about 5 cups in the last ten years...so lets call it 4 - i'd like to class Newcastle as a big club but without the trophies it doesnt seem right under my definition, tho they have at least been in contention for those more often than Spurs in recent years)

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

b-but Chelsea? History? Really?

Tim (Tim), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Chelsea have the distinction (I think) of winning their solitary league title with the lowest ever number of points from a 42-game season. Or was it Derby County?

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

who cares? that was ages ago...back when Spurs were a big club ;)

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

English clubs winning domestic/European trophies in the last 10 years:

Liverpool, Man United, Arsenal, Chelsea, Aston Villa, Spurs, Everton, Leicester City, Blackburn Rovers. Have I missed anyone out?

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I suppose I should add something rather than just be snarky. I tend to feel that a club's size is about their fans: number and relative enthusiasm. This isn't easy to measure (esp when a club's ground obviously isn't big enough to satisfy the demand for tickets, cf Arsenal this year) but one gets a feeling for it if one hangs about with football fans / reads football press etc.

This means that some big clubs can go through mediocre or unsuccessful spells (Leeds United remained a bigger club than Coventry City throughout the 80s, for example, despite the fact that Cov spent almost all that decade a division higher). So it is about history but it's not a direct relationship to something you can measure. Sunderland are a *much* bigger club than Southampton.

Thinking about it, I refute any attempt to equate club size with trophies won (of course winning trophies can help a club to grow...)

It is a continuum, obv.

Tim (Tim), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm convinced.

the pinefox, Tuesday, 13 May 2003 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

trophy-winning is not the SOLE requirement for big club status, obviously...but neither is having just a big ground, 50,000+ fans or the fact the club USED to win quite a few trophies long ago. i think i am repeating myself, again...

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it's all about having a large and committed support. The more I think about this the more I convince myself.

This issue matters to fans of small clubs too, you know. But if anyone suggests I have an ulterior motive for not wanting to equate on-field success with club size, I'll be very cross.

Tim (Tim), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

the 'big support = big club' thing doesn't satisfy me, but whatever

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

There are many factors. The big support may be the only essential one, but it's not sufficient, or we'd probably have to class Wolves and even Sheffield Wednesday above Blackburn, which I don't think is right. I think we could work out a points scheme where the support was the biggest factor but success (weighted in favour of recent success, so Man U get more points than Liverpool who get more than Huddersfield) in terms of trophies and time spent in Europe and in the top division came into it too, that ultimately ranked teams in an order that most of us would be comfortable with. It's hard to imagine anything that would be a bigger waste of time, though.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

My take is that this is a daft description. The description is usually used publicly in bollocks ways - new manager/player/chairman says 'this is a big club' etc (cf lower league equivalent - this club has huge potential (to make me millions on an asset-strip)).

There's several criteria for establishing a club's relative position. Traditionalists like me prefer things like League tables. But think about when a club is said to be big - it's usually when success on the pitch is thin - as a moan, or lament ie, 'we should do so much better for a club of our size (copyright Villa fans)' or 'a club as big as ours should be challenging for major honours every single year (Newcastle etc). But ultimately, there are clubs who have never really achieved much - I think it's about several factors, or which the main one is consistency and longevity. You've gotta do it for a long time - that's why Manyoo and Liverpool get in there, and Arsenal, well, need to win more trophies to be truly big. They're just quite large at the moment.

Do Man yoo fans go on about how massive they are (like Sunderland and Newcastle?). Not really - they have a different kind of arrogance which however annoying is at least based on something about which they can have good casue to be chuffed about. It tends to be a whine on 606 or some such bollocks, and that's why I hate big clubbism and big club references - my first reaction is 'oh yeah? You're not all that...'

Essentially:

there are club who have consistently been successful on the pitch over a reasonable length of time. There are clubs who might be able to join that pantheon - they have potential, usually based on playing performance. Some will always struggle to really join da big boys as they are limited in their geographical position for example. Others have all the cards - great stadium, large fanbase etc, but never really seem to make it to the next level. But they do have the potential if they make the key judgement any club makes - who is your manager? All else is a case of methinks the lady doth protest too much.

I also think that there can also be only 5 big clubs that consistently will challenge for the title every year, and can be predicted to do such. That is exacerbated by the uncompetitive revenue sharing which lowers that number in England. But most countries have a set of clubs who post-war have usually been there or thereabouts. Occasionally, someone shakes it up a bit, but overtime, the tendency is for the same teams.

They usually do this due to fortune - based in a city with large potential fanbase etc, but most have had an added slice of luck at the crucial time. Man Yoo had Munich. Liverpool got Shankly. Juventus had Superga happen to their city rivals, whereas Real Madrid had the entire Spanish State Apparatus. You get the idea.

What I do notice is that Man Yoo got luckiest of all by being the teamin the driving seat in 1992 when the big money and the uneven distribution came in. Others have spent massively - and speculatively - to catch them up, but like trying to climb a high fence and not quite making it, challengers have fallen away and face moments of crisis - Leeds had theirs this season, whereas Chelsea's and Liverpool might not be so far away. That's a change of sorts - we used to have a big 5, now we have a big one and a half, with another 2 and a half clubs trying to make the leap. The reason ultimately the Big 5 were the Big five of old is that they all stood a decent chance of winning the League. Since at the moment that's Man Yood and Arse, then by default they are the only big clubs. I think...ramble over.

Dave B, Tuesday, 13 May 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't understand how on earth people can include Everton and Spurs here with a straight face. I'd even be willing to leave out Liverpool if it seems I'm not being strict enough with my own team.

ILX's hopeless romantic division at work?

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

After Dave's heroic effort at a definition, it is surely time to invoke Wittgensteinian family resemblance theory?

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Blackburn were out of the top flight for 26 years from 1966 to 1992 - they are a smallish club, albeit with a decent history, who would have remained a nonentity in the modern era had Jack Walker not been born there. Certainly you'll never see a team from a town, rather than a city, win the Premiership again. Indeed you almost certainly wouldn't have done in 1995 had it not been for the Walker intervention.

I agree with Tim when he says Sunderland are ultimately much bigger than Southampton - Sunderland is classic football territory (much the same thing as Old Labour heartlands, except the South Wales valleys where rugby fills that role), and the Saints are old Third Division South staples from the sort of place where football was never as fundamental or as total, who've risen in the last few decades and stuck around as the gravity in England generally has shifted to the mid-South, places which have little to do with either heavy industry or agriculture, and are therefore in the best position to take advantage of the new rootless homogenised society and come to the forefront. Sunderland - city and club - has suffered from that, but in terms not only of number of supporters but the *meaning* of the team to those supporters, they are immense, however long they may spend outside the top flight (and the last 45 years have been grim indeed compared to their 68-year run in the old First Division from 1890-1958, but maybe that's just an apt parallel with deindustrialisation and, ultimately, Blairism - hey, Southampton Test was a key marginal for NuLab to gain in 1997 ...!)

Dave's line - that Spurs "chose the wrong time to have to financially retrench" - is spot on. In a football parallel universe where they took full advantage at the start of the Premiership, and pushed on from there, I guess they'd be roughly where Chelsea are now. Chelsea fans before about 1997 used to say they'd finish 9th for all eternity, didn't they ...?

robin carmody (robin carmody), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Gareth, my post was about the late 80's/early 90's, when Spurs were a big club, they challenged at the top of the league and regularly had cup runs, as did Everton then. And they were known as the big 5 iirc. Now I'd say things were much different, in terms of power/influence at least.

chris (chris), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 07:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Dave B, Hopkins and Robin = OTM.

I'm not sure about how this 'when the new order was crystallising in the early 90s' theory applies to Arsenal, however. Up to about 1995 (with the exception of that defence and the Cupwinners Cup runs), their team was pretty mediocre. Probably no better than Man City, Spurs or Everton nowadays.

I think ability to attract/hold onto top players is a factor that's not being considered here, especially WRT to clubs like Tottenham or Everton who have very talented youngish players who are bound to fuck off to Man U or Arsenal in the near future.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 07:26 (twenty-two years ago)

thanks to dave and robin for restoring some sanity to this thread:)

gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 07:37 (twenty-two years ago)

In terms of Chelsea, I wait with baited breath to see what happens once kuddly Ken Bates finally gets sick of it all and the whole place comes tumbling down.

chris (chris), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 07:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Please don't bait your breath you horror.

N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 08:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok, so this thread was, I suppose, originally an attempt to see whether people thought of Tottenham as still 'big', and if they didn't, when this fading in stature occurred and what it meant.

I'm not sure when the original notion of 'big clubs' was first mooted, but as others have pointed out, about 20 years ago the term came to mean, very specifically, the North London duo, the Merseyside duo and Manchester United (despite the fact that MU and TH hadn't won a championship since the 1960s). It's the slimming of this five and whether people think it's a permanent change that's interesting to me.

As suggested above, perhaps Spurs and Everton fans should just steer clear of this sort of discussion, as we can't claim any objectivity and end up defending/disavowing positions vaguely associated with our clubs ("You think you've a God-given right to be in Europe," or some such). So, I'll have one last splurge and then back to "Escape to Athena" with David Niven and Sonny Bono.

I think of the period when my Dad was following the Blues around the country - the postwar years when league success never seemed likely, relegation came in '51 and a run to the Cup semis in '53 was so extraordinary (allegedly taking 40,000 to the quarter-final at Villa) he still talks about it today (and not the championship wins of '63 and '70 or something). If there was talk of big clubs back then, EFC were totally out of the picture, except in the fanbase/geographical/historical sense. Then came Moores and Catterick and a club was transformed.

So, for all my pessimism above, I can't really settle for this idea that 'you're just a Southampton now', but I can't quite work out whether it's some long string of historical glue that keeps Everton in touch with a hint of glory, or whether there'd be the same buzz of expectation around, say, Birmingham City if they had Moyes and Rooney - whether this ghostly sense of history means that Spurs and Everton are more likely to emerge from the pack in the next decade than a Southampton or a Boro.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 08:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I must come out right now and say that despite my Liverpool fandom, I'd much rather Everton won anything that any of the London or Manchester clubs. I have a grudging respect for them. Especially since the mid-80's side were robbed of their tilt at the big cup.


That hurt I have to say.

chris (chris), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 09:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm coming to this thread pretty late, but the reason Spurs could conceivably still be called a big(-ish) club is surely more down to consistent levels of support than anything.

And the reason Man United are the biggest club in the country is not because of recent success but because they've consistently had the largest number of match-going supporters in the country (post-war, anyway). In the 26 title-less years, and even in the second division.

The word 'consistent' is why I wouldn't consider Chelsea or Newcastle to be big clubs, and why robin's right about Sunderland vs Southampton.

James Ball (James Ball), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 09:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm nearly in complete agreement with Mr Ball here, except that I think non-matchgoers are important too. Increasingly so. If a successful club != necessarily a big club, then big clubs are also those who have decent crowds when times are bad but have a potential to draw really big crowds when the going is good.

Actually I just wanted to disagree with something because I'm sore that he credited Robin with my Sunderland-Southampton point.

Pompey-Southampton is interesting.

Tim (Tim), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 09:51 (twenty-two years ago)

When World Cup and Euro xx come around, you always get some foreigners gently mocking England supporters for really believing that their team is going to win. They say we are perpetually deluded about our place in the modern international football pecking order. When we get knocked out, there's a soul-searching post-mortem in which we wonder what we got wrong this time, rather than an acceptance that being, say, about 10th best in the world is about right.

I guess this is analagous to Everton and Spurs fans' position. But maybe fans need to have that inflated sense of importance, that deluded take on destiny, and the pressure that brings, for a club or country to stand any chance of becoming great again.

N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 10:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Keano says the reverse about Ireland, and hence agrees with your last paragraph.

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 10:05 (twenty-two years ago)

from the Grauniad rumours section:

Tottenham want Charlton's player of the year Scott Parker and have reportedly bid £1m and Matthew Etherington for his services (so that's just £1m, then). Charlton's response? "If ever Scott was allowed to leave, it would be to a big club." That's as emphatic a "no" as you'll ever hear.

chris (chris), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 11:25 (twenty-two years ago)

As suggested above, perhaps Spurs and Everton fans should just steer clear of this sort of discussion, as we can't claim any objectivity and end up defending/disavowing positions vaguely associated with our clubs

I agree that there is a lack of 'objectivity' around. Possibly this is inevitable, as football is a deeply partisan affair. I am part of that, as are many others on this thread.

However, on this particular thread it is not the Everton and Tottenham fans who have been unhelpfully 'partisan', but those others who have treated them with contempt.

Tottenham and Everton are big clubs - as are a number of others. If my view of this were excessively 'partisan' then I'd be denying that Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea and Leeds were big clubs: something I have no intention of doing.

the pinefox, Wednesday, 14 May 2003 11:30 (twenty-two years ago)

What is your criteria for the title then?

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 11:32 (twenty-two years ago)

er, what are your criteria even.

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 11:32 (twenty-two years ago)

If my view of this were excessively 'partisan' then I'd be denying that Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea and Leeds were big clubs

Not necessarily so, pinefox. In Gareth's view it would be enough for you to deny that Wolves, Birmingham, Sunderland were big clubs. And if you don't deny that, then you think there are a lot of big clubs, which is fine, but you can see why in that case people have said "Fine, then let's call Man U, Arsenal and Liverpool 'huge clubs', then."

N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 11:37 (twenty-two years ago)

i am totally happy for all these clubs to be classed as big clubs now that we have a category of huge club for bayern munich, liverpool, real, man u, juve etc has.

gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 11:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I was interested to see that Dave B excluded Liverpool and put Man U and Arsenal in a class of their own among English clubs.

N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 11:49 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a point that has validity, especially in terms of recent success and turnover. I was looking at average gates in the paper yesterday (I'm that interesting, really) and Arsenal were way down (top 3 = Manyoo, Newcastle, Liverpool). Highbury is really holding them back.

chris (chris), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually I just wanted to disagree with something because I'm sore that he credited Robin with my Sunderland-Southampton point.

Sorry Tim - it was a long thread to read through is my only excuse.

James Ball (James Ball), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 12:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Not half as much as Ashburton Grove might, financially. Arf.

Arse are a half big club - for the reasons over the financial uncertainty and the dodgy time ahead re: not much for players - existing players might scarper etc.

Liverpool - massive (huge, big, large) spend on player for not much. They are better placed I reckon as they have a bigger world wide fanbase than the Arse, but they need to reinforce that with some silverware. Liverpool are one title away from being a big club IMO. Or Huge club, depending on your terminology.

Just realised that I'd not mentioned anything about AFC in this thread. So here it is - we're absolutely fucking massively hugely big. For the Combined Counties League.

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 12:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Milton Keynes Wimbledon = smallest football club ever?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 12:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Tottenham Hotspur has 16 letters in it. This put us on a par with Manchester United. Scum lag miles behind, although if they moved back to their rightful home in South London they would reach 15.

Jonnie, Wednesday, 14 May 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Welcome back dude. Nice theory by the way. But please don't tell me that puts Bolton on top?

chris (chris), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Biggest clubs in Britain are therefore Wolverhampton Wanderers and Brighton and Hove Albion.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

closely followed by Hamilton Academical and Flexsys Cefn Druids

Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

still some way behind Borussia Munchengladbach

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Inverness Caledonian Thistle own this theory.

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Original Big 5 of yore (ie, the 1980s):

Man Yoo
Liverpool
Everton
Spurs
Arsenal

Though Man City used to considered in that. I remember reading an interview with Tommy caton in the Shoot 1981 Annual where he talks of rejecting the other big clubs in favour of the biggest club - man City.

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

That list is so firmly ingrained on my mind even though I'm not really an avid football fan. I wonder why it was so widely accepted, when as you say, there were clubs like Man City not long from their height, and the Leeds of the 70s, too. Where did it come from?

N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Themselves I reckons. It was soi-disant in the extreme. Look at the story behind the premiership - the big five conduct secret bnegotiations with Greg Dyke, then the smaller non-big 5 clubs get pissed of with what ITV promised and went with Sky in a fit of pique. That's why Sugar went into Spurs - Murdoch needed a Big 5 club to switch to Sky to beat ITV's bid.

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Conversation overheard between two middle-aged women on Littlehampton-bound train out of Victoria this evening:

"God, I hope Reading don't win tonight."
"Yeah, Wolves deserve to go up, don't they? They're a big club."

I kid you not.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, what fucks me off more than big clubbism, football aestheticism and many other things is the concept of 'deserve' in football. No such thing. Football is not a morality play. Out damn spot.

Person who says 'deserve' for what happens on the pitch - fuck off an watch somkething else, like rugby or somesuch.

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Are rugby scores allocated by an independent panel or something? I know nothing about rugby.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 15 May 2003 09:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Dave: sometimes people get what they deserve off the pitch though, eh?

Tim (Tim), Thursday, 15 May 2003 09:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Hopefully certain people will, in a Court of Law...

Or is an unguarded comment going to come back to haunt me?

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 15 May 2003 09:53 (twenty-two years ago)

No, no, your initial interpretation was correct. Fingers crossed. Racking my brains for an appropriately unguarded comment.

Tim (Tim), Thursday, 15 May 2003 10:01 (twenty-two years ago)

good luck to the both of you.....

chris (chris), Thursday, 15 May 2003 10:29 (twenty-two years ago)

When, if ever, did you start thinking Wolves were one of the Big Clubs?

the pinefox, Wednesday, 28 May 2003 11:15 (twenty-two years ago)

About 1970. They seemed quite big - Derek Dougan, imposing ground etc. They were in the 1st Division for most of the period 1932-82 and won the 1st Division title three times in the 1950s.

David (David), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 12:10 (twenty-two years ago)

They had some good players back then - Dougan, Jim McCalliog, Dave Wagstaff, Kenny Hibbit, Derek Parkin. And a bit later John Richards.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 13:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Lets not forget George Berry...

http://www.thewolves.info/gberry.jpg

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 14:02 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...
I HATE GLEN HODDLE.

From January 1st up to and including Saturday September 13th, Spurs have lost 13 out of 23 games in all competitions, drawing four and winning just six. So that'll be Spurs winning six games since the start of the year. And one of them was against Sunderland.

I hate Spurs, I hate Glen Hoddle, and I hate Glen Hoddle. Glen Hoddle is a cunt. I hate Glen Hoddle.

We have conceded 48 goals since the turn of the year as well - the highest amount in the Premiership.

Another statistic - Glen Hoddle is a cunt.

This year we have lost to: West Ham, Birmingham, Middlebrough, Manchester City, Bolton, Liverpool, Blackburn, Southampton (twice), Newcastle, Chelsea, Fulham and Manchester United. We have also failed to beat Leeds, Liverpool, Fulham and Chelsea.

We have beaten however: Sunderland, Leeds, West Brom, Birmingham City, Everton and Aston Villa. Quality teams.

We have won one game this season. We have conceded more goals than anybody else except Wolves. Only two players have scored for Spurs this season. These are the sort of statistics that show what it is to be a Spurs fan.

I nearly paid £31 to watch Spurs lose to Southampton next Saturday. I am not going to the Lane again until Spurs sack Glen Hoddle. I hate Glen Hoddle. Glen Hoddle is a cunt.

That is all.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 15 September 2003 10:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Yay fulham!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 15 September 2003 10:09 (twenty-two years ago)

vindication for Eileen Drewery?

i can't think of any available/willing coach who could replace Hoddle and make the fans happy purely on appointment itself. tho i can see them appointing someone like Guus Hiddink

stevem (blueski), Monday, 15 September 2003 10:17 (twenty-two years ago)

incidentally Matt, when was the last time you went to the Lane? ;)

i went there last season to watch them draw a blank against Chelsea which was very frustrating (esp. after paying MORE than £31) but a small consolation was the Essex lads behind us shouting out 'Fackin Germans!' and 'I fackin 'ate Chelsea'

stevem (blueski), Monday, 15 September 2003 10:19 (twenty-two years ago)

It was the Sporting Lisbon friendly back in August, watching two half-arsed teams walk through a 0-0 draw on the hottest day ever in London. Although Rohan Ricketts looks like he might become very good.

Hiddink? That's crazy talk. Terry Venables will be in the Spurs dugout by the end of the season, and all will be overly excitable at the Lane once again before the inevitable crushing disppointment.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 15 September 2003 10:31 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe if you're good you'll get Alan Pardew...

stevem (blueski), Monday, 15 September 2003 10:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Being a Spurs fan is a trial of the soul. I retain hope that we shall overcome these tribulations with a triumph of the will even unto our salvation. Glen Hoddle is, however, a cunt.

Matt (Matt), Monday, 15 September 2003 10:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate Glenn Hoddle too. I like Glen though. < /pednatic arsehole>

I'd promote Pleat.

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 15 September 2003 10:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I wouldn't overreact on the basis of losing to Chelsea yet again. But yes, Hoddle has no clue. Some decent defenders might help too - what the hell has happened to Richards and King? Weren't they once decent players?

Pleat - yes! But no-one can rival Pompey's 'Arry and Bald Eagle double act in the old skool 'Mr Football' stakes. Maybe if Peter Shreeves was appointed Pleaty's deputy?

Dr. C (Dr. C), Monday, 15 September 2003 10:43 (twenty-two years ago)

David 8uchler (then Tottenham vice-chairman) addressing a meeting of the T0ttenham Tru5t:

Q. - What does P1eat do to earn his salary? What the point of having him here?

8uchler - David P1eat is the finest spotter of young talent around...

Meeting descends into farce as 400 people simultaneously piss themselves

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 15 September 2003 10:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Being a Spurs fan is a trial of the soul

Oh, honestly. Try being relegated sometime. On the evidence of the last few threads, being a Spurs fan seems much more like an exercise in being delusional.

Being a fan of *any* club apart from those tiny few who are actually winning things at any given moment consists of a lot of pain and disappointments, but Tottenham fans are hardly long-suffering by any sensible measure.

Tim (Tim), Monday, 15 September 2003 10:59 (twenty-two years ago)

They need to sign Robbie Savage, thus getting a ball-winner and freeing themselves from the attachment to Danny Blanchflower's claim that has haunted the club for 40 years. Confucius say that team without ball cannot fannydangle.

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 15 September 2003 11:02 (twenty-two years ago)

When I said threads I meant postings, obv.

Tim (Tim), Monday, 15 September 2003 11:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Robbie Savage to Spurs would be one of the oddest transfers ever.

Matt (Matt), Monday, 15 September 2003 11:08 (twenty-two years ago)

It would send a message that would reverberate around the football worldShoeburyness.

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 15 September 2003 11:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, I think Terry Venables will be back in charge by the end of the month.

But, Spurs will probably win their next 3 matches after all.

jel -- (jel), Monday, 15 September 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...
Spurs dropped into the relegation zone today, and on current form I can't see us climbing out of it for a while.

Still, no one in a position of power at Tottenham appears to understand quite how much trouble we're in.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 28 December 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

In answer to the original question, I think it was when Tottenham lost 4-0 to the Basque national team in 1988. The Basque national team remain unbeaten in the last 28 years. These are today's fun facts what I got out of the paper.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

i discovered recently that the pinefox remains adamant and staunch in his view that Spurs are a big club

stevem (blueski), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Haven't seen this thread before, but obv. i have to contribute.
I wasn't aware of the financial troubles around 90/91 becuse i was too young to care about such things. But i suppose for me it was the Christian Gross debacle that made me realise we were clearly not big enough to attract anyone decent. That's very humbling.
A lot of ppl will say David Pleat has a lot to do with the current state of affairs, and on the evidence were seeing, and the stories about his embittered tenure as director of football over the last decade and more that keep coming out, i can't disagree. Those ppl shouting 'Levy out!' are foolish, those pleading with Levy to get rid of Pleat are otm. This guy is small-time, and he wil keep tottenham small-time if he stays.

pete s, Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Pleat is almost like Tottenham's Don Howe figure - a tactician and thinker abt the game, a man slightly out-of-time, the guardian of a legacy that needs to be let go.

Spurs always seem to have a few quid to throw away - but who was the last decent player they bought? Rednapp seems a spectacularly useless buy.

Andrew L (Andrew L), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, on today's evidence, Spurs aren't a team, they're eleven blokes who don't particularly care about each other or the club on the field together. Gardner and King are struggling to live up to the expectations of a few years ago, Dean Richards has lost the plot altogether, Gus Poyet needs to retire RIGHT NOW and the less said about Taricco the better.

And bearing in mind everyone who knows the slightest bit about football can see that the real problem with the Spurs team is the lack of a decent ballwinner or any real creativity in midfield - Pleat's solution at going 1-0 down is to withdraw what little midfield we have and overload the pitch with two expensive strikers who can't score anyway.

The only players who look like they give a shit these days are Robbie Keane, who should not be playing for a bottom-three club, and Rohan Ricketts, who's a Gooner.

Last decent signing = Kanoute, clearly. Robbie and Fredi have the makings of a truly great striking partnership, if only they had a half-decent team behind them. Redknapp was signed on a free, I think.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Can I also point out that by the end of the game, the only midfielders left on the pitch were Ledley King (a defender), and Johnny Jackson, who looked pretty good but had never played for Spurs before.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll be happy with 17th place this year.

Redknapp didn't cost anything, but don't forget the wages. Simon Davies may come back soon, and Brown may or may not be a good signing, depends if his injury problems persist.

Come back Steffan Freund!

On a happier note, Spurs are 3rd in my game of FIFA 2004, just thumped Arsenal 4-0. Toda is a great player!

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Does anyone look at the topspurs website?
Funny occasionally. But the hatred of clubs like Bolton, Southampton, Middlesbrough is mystifiying and repulsive in equal measure.
These are the clubs we should be emulating.
We have a big fan-base, which is why we'll get the odd great player eg Robbie Keane, ppl who can see the potential. But we can't get a team.
Why?
Because were a laughing stock.
Why?
Because of mismanagement.
why?
?Pleat?

sigh. if this sounds unfair to our bilbo baggins caretaker perhaps it is. But lets at least admit that he has been a constant throughout the years of decline (fuck 1987 he was yong then).
And i refuse to blame the board. It's a manager's job to restrucure the club in his own vision, that's what O'Neill would do if he came.
The board take care of the money side. And if they raise 15 mill this jan that will be what, 45 mill they've stumped up so far. You can't complain about that. You CAN complain about it being spent on Postiga, or Richards for twice his value.

massive x-post, will read those posts now!

pete s, Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

2 points:

Matt 'Rohan Ricketts is a gooner'.

So fucking what!??!
So's Thierry Henry! You gonna be the one to turn him down!!
That's just the kind of spurs insularity i HATE.

'Come back Steffan Freund'

erm, no, jel.

pete s, Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

at least he was funny!

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Weve got Keller for Komedy.....

pete s, Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Pete - I was more referring to the irony of an ex-Gooner being among the only Spurs players who looks like he actually wants to be at the club. I like Ricketts, and have said as much on this very thread in the past.

I want Steffen Freund back - someone who can actually TACKLE and gives us at least a bit of a spine in midfield, although being able to pass the ball would be a plus. Hopefully Michael Brown might provide that but I'd be happier with someone like Nicky Butt, which is frankly wishful thinking at the moment. I reiterate the Robbie Savage sentiments upthread.

I notice that no Spurs fans were making Pleat the scapegoat until a couple of months ago. It's also nonsense to state that Pleat has been a "constant" during the decline of the club when he's only been back at the Lane since 1998.

I fear its more of a malaise that goes right to the centre of the everyday culture of the club - I'd say that players were playing for a move but at least then they'd be actually playing like a team in the shop window.

I'm more and more of the conclusion that we need someone like Alan Curbishley who'll provide a bit of stability and team spirit, which have been the cornerstones of Charlton's success. But I doubt that'll satisfy most Spurs fans.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Does anyone now dispute the claim that Chelsea are a big club? I mean, this entire thread looks so quaint whenever Stamford Bridge is mentioned, despite it being only a few months old.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Curbishley'd satisfy me, Matt. Failing that I suggest getting a sample of David Howells' DNA and cloning us a new one.

Matt (Matt), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Equally, at the centre of Curbishley's management style has been the fact that Charlton's team balance has relied on never really having any superstars, any prima donnas (Di Canio is a possible exception, but considering what he is doing for the club, fuck it).

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Which is all very well as long as you're fully established and things are going well and your fans are happy - but would Spurs fans really be happy with a string of Matt Hollands and Jason Euells? They could do worse, but...

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Probably not. Which brings us to the real crux of this problem. Can Spurs swallow their pride and build in the manner of a Charlton or Southampton? Disaster prob beckons, otherwise.

Matt (Matt), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Matt, i'm obviously mistaken about Pleat's history, apologies there.
As for making him a scapegoat, well were all desperate now aren't we.
Certainly i can remember stories about him and his 'disruptive' influence surfacing soon after Glenn arrived. I'm not saying Glenn would have done a better job without him there, just indicating that discontent over him and his ways goes back several years. He crtainly made spurs a laughing stock over his overambitious/bungled transfers, Rivaldo/Diego etc. I am now of the opinion that he's a hindrance to any manager who wants to do things their way, as a good manager should do, O'Neill would (he'd bring his whole team with him and Pleat would be out the door). Barring this miracle, i agree completely - we need Curbishley. He'd know what to do with the club, and he's ideal for Spurs needs right now - and for many years to come. We need to be winning that 2nd tier of clubs - i'll take 6th in the prem for the next 10 years thank you, and Curbs can do that.

Chelsea a big club? Do me a favour......

pete s, Monday, 29 December 2003 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

On a more important footballing note, Derek Asamoah is the world's greatest Anglo-Ghanian, even better than Roots Manuva. That is all.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

If Curbishley takes over next season, and Spurs finish 14th, 13th and 12th for the next three, will we see him get the chance to take the club further up the table?

Yes, I know, we are not Exeter City, but it doesn't stop me worrying that we could become Sheffield Wednesday fairly shortly.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

The fans have to send the board the message, they understand, this is a long-term thing, the club has to rebuilt from the dirt up, and they're going to give their support towards this end. Glenn was a false dawn. If Curbs comes in, this has to be the real thing.
Because let's face it, the 'malaise' you reffered to upthread is at least partially down to the fans. Their arrogance, pomposity, impatience, intolerance. They have to change their attitude if the club is going to go anywhere, to become successful/respected/feared once again. It has to be (clche alert) a contract between the fans and the board, with Curbishley in the middle, implementing his five year plan. On that basis fans HAVE to accept 14th, 13th, 12th.
And hopefully they'll understand WHY, aswell. Responsible fans have to take the whingers aside, and give them the examples; Derby, Leeds, Nottingham forest, West Ham. We do not want Tottenham to go this way.

pete s, Monday, 29 December 2003 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"'this whole "we're a big club" thing, i mean, surely you have noticed that the actual big clubs dont say this. could you imagine a man u fan saying this?'

"I suspect they were saying it like a mantra in the spring of '74 as relegation loomed."

You suspect right, Mike. I was in Form 4 in the UK in 1974 (following an infuriatingly hot-and-cold West Ham who at least gave me an FA Cup win as a going-away present in 1975), and despite living at the wrong end of the M1 from Manchester, about one in three of my classmates followed Manooted and spent the entire spring and summer of 1974 singing 'we'll support you evermore'.

"I suspect fans of every team that has some kind of historical claim to ongoing success and a large following are prone to thinking, 'This can't happen to us, because we're us,' in times of trouble."

Also absolutely correct. Down Oz way most of the historical big fish in the much smaller AFL pond have had to deal with that, quite recently, and I suspect the same syndrome may be about to afflict the Australian cricket team, even if (maybe especially if) we get out of this Indian series.

From my observations since the 70s Spurs have rarely (tho not never) been a 'leading club'. From memory they were quite lucky not to replace Manooted in Div 2 in 1975. They won two Cup finals in a row in the Villa-Ardiles-Hoddle (as players) era, and another (poss two) in the early 90s, but I also recall the Sugar-Venables fiasco (I was holidaying in the Yook when that blew up) especially now that Leeds are going through something similar. Those sort of things aren't meant to happen at Big Clubs.

A speculative question to throw in, then depart the thread and sit back and watch the fun: 'What sort of undercurrent among Spurs people may there be that whispers 'our ability to make headlines is evidence of, even part of, our bigness'? Discuss.

Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Who the FUCK does David Pleat (among many others) think he is, telling Freddie Kanoute he can't play for his country in the African Nations Cup? Imagine "sorry Zinedine, but France will have to do without you in Euro 2006, it'll interfere with your pre-season".

It's pure racism, greed and a filthy superiority complex on behalf of the patronising white, rich, European "elite". Disgusting.

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 29 December 2003 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Because he's already played for France at Under 21 level. If he was THAT patriotic, he would have gone with Mali first time around.

Incidentally, Robbie Keane is eligible for Chad.

MikeyG (MikeyG), Monday, 29 December 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Surely "parole"?

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 29 December 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I understand not.

MikeyG (MikeyG), Monday, 29 December 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Just a comment on Keane being a bit of a thug. Please ignore.

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 29 December 2003 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm not sure it's racist mark, but i don't have any sympathy for club managers with regards to players required/requested for international duty. but the best thing would be to stage the Africa Nations CUp in the Summer in alignment with Euro 2004 of course.

stevem (blueski), Monday, 29 December 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

i was still under the impression Kanoute played for France anyway, i could've sworn he played for them recently in fact. oh well.

stevem (blueski), Monday, 29 December 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I believe the lazy tosser was called into a provisional French squad and then didn't make the cut, the lazy tosser.

MikeyG (MikeyG), Monday, 29 December 2003 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

you meant roy keane markleby.

pete s, Monday, 29 December 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

The question of clubs getting snooty about their players wanting to play for their country does need addressing, whatever the intricacies of the Kanoute situation may be. Leeds trying to heavy Harry Kewell into telling Australia to take a hike was one of the reasons (besides Leeds desperately needing the money) why he left, and might give Viduka the excuse he needs as well. The Kewell schemozzle is just one reason why nothing would make me happier than to see Leeds in Div 1 next year, except maybe seeing Leeds in Div 2 the year after.

(Different sport but possibly indicative of an attitude: A few years ago, didn't one of the English cricket counties try to sue the West Indies Test CB for inducement to breach a contract, when a player turned up for his county season injured after breaking down in a Test match? What were the county expecting the player to say: 'Sorry Richie/Brian/whoever, I can't bowl three spells a day, I need to save myself so I can bowl a hundred overs a week for five months for Mediocreshire.')

Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

The way I've always looked at the issue of international players is that it's a pay-off for the club manager - you want a good player, you deal with occasional absences and injuries. As for meaningless friendlies, I don't know what the answer is. But major international tournaments? It's immediately and painfully obvious that they should shut the fuck up and build squads that can cope with such circumstances - it's not like the African Nations Cup is a surprise.

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

It is if your striker is French and wants to go there.

MikeyG (MikeyG), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

If he qualifies to play, then tough titties.

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

It's pure racism, greed and a filthy superiority complex on behalf of the patronising white, rich, European "elite".

This is nonsense. Kanoute is FRENCH. Don't try telling me he wouldn't want to play for France if he was good enough, any more than Patrick Viera is likely to want to play for Senegal. You can't really blame the club or the country if FIFA decide to change the rules to the extent they have.

Obviously, holding the African Nations Cup right slap bang in the middle of the season, when the majority of the top African players play in European leagues is a bit silly - but I suspect holding it right in the middle of a hot African summer is equally insane. Quite why there isn't a break in the season for the cup just like there is for every other international tournament or qualifier mystifies me.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Also it has more to do with not wanting to lose your top striker at a key part of the season when the club is in the relegation zone. Martin O'Neill would do exactly the same thing if Celtic were six points behind Rangers in the SPL and Heinrich Larssen wanted to go and play a Scandinavian Nations tournament, if one existed.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Quite why there isn't a break in the season for the cup just like there is for every other international tournament or qualifier mystifies me.

midwinter breaks are too unfeasible for the Premiership (more games than Serie A including cup matches and whatnot)

Africa Nations should maybe be every 4 years instead of every 2 if they want it to be taken more seriously and for European clubs to respect it more - a little more compromise may be required

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not just Kanoute, and you know it. Also, the chance to play international football, when earned, is one that shouldn't be kept froma player. It's clear he's good enough to play international football, and he'll help Mali immensely. It's not like he wasn't an international-standard player when you bought him, matt. Live with it.

Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Eto'o has bunked off from Mallorca too. I don't know what country he's plumped for though. Some people are determined to refer to it as an Olympic qualifying tournament.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Spurs are one of the big clubs.

Possible argument: we SHOULD be able to afford to lose Kanoute cos we have Postiga and Zamora too.

the pinefox, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

that relegation battle in full:

10 Aston Villa 19 -4 24
11 Everton 19 -2 23
12 Bolton 19 -8 23
13 Man City 19 0 21
14 Blackburn 19 -3 21
15 Middlesbrough 18 -4 21
16 Portsmouth 19 -8 19
17 Leicester City 19 -3 18
18 Tottenham 19 -10 18
19 Leeds United 19 -22 17
20 Wolves 18 -23 14

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Spurs will definitely definitely stay up - of course there's a lot more fretting to come for them but they ain't going nowhere, other than out of these woods in a precarious fashion

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

(er, see my position in the premiership predictions table and decide if the above statement should be the catalyst for mass panic/depression among Spurs fans citywide)

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

eto'o has always been cameroon, what are u talking about!

international footie should be fundamentally in the interests of representing your country; kanoute very suddenly opting for long-lost mali at a crucial stage of the season so's he can hedge his bets and put himself in the shop window just in case doesnt really compare. this is the floundering of a feckless mercenary

prima fassy (bob), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

bolton pressuring okocha on the other hand is not on, yes

prima fassy (bob), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

(urr how rockist of me)

prima fassy (bob), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

nothing wrong with feckless mercenaries per se, but kanoute's rubbish at it

prima fassy (bob), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

i think richard langley even had it stipulated into his contract he couldnt play for jamaica any more when he moved to cardiff

prima fassy (bob), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

do you not think curbishley is another gerry francis situation?

prima fassy (bob), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Stevem, I think you're shortchanging us with your relegation battle - where's the clutch of clubs on 26pts? If Villa are involved, they all are, surely? Liverpool, for example.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

i think in reality it's only between the bottom 5, forget mathematics

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Er, but they're the bottom five because of mathematics, right? And earlier you said Spurs would definitely stay up - but they're in the bottom five! Are they more likely to stay up than, say, Bolton cos they're a big club?

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Even I do not really think that Tottenham (or indeed Bolton) will go down.

I could be mistaken.

Mike -- happy new year!! (er - 2003, that is - it's only 8pm; but as the Psychedelic Furs' Richard Butler did not quite say, all time is forever new. And on *that* bombshell...)

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

PF again.

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Roberto Mancini linked with Spurs. Probably utter bollocks.
The papers having some new years sport with Tottenham.

pete s, Thursday, 1 January 2004 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael - no, Bolton have more chance of staying up than Spurs, but Spurs will definitely stay up - maybe in a couple of months it will just be down to Portsmouth, Leicester, Leeds and Wolves. even if they are not the bottom 4 this time next month i'm convinced the 3 relegated teams will come from these 4 only.

stevem (blueski), Thursday, 1 January 2004 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

It's amazing how you can easily tell whether its the PF or RJG posting.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 4 January 2004 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Pleat is being an utter, utter fuckwad over this Kanoute situation. I mean, "I am not trying to offend anyone" after saying "I don't even know where Mali is"?! You cunt.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 4 January 2004 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

if you showed me an unmarked map of Africa and said where's Mali i would probably get it wrong myself - for shame i know. unwise to admit to this in Pleat's case tho.

stevem (blueski), Sunday, 4 January 2004 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Matt DC OTM. Kanoute's situation hardly unusual either - there are plenty of players (including Brits) who qualify for 2 or more countries and are wooed by more than one - Eng / Sco tug of wars hardly uncommon.

Also Mali are one of the better sides in Africa at the moment so for someone like Pleat to treat them as if they're nohopers is a bit... pathetic. They've also got Sidibe (Gillingham) I think who's always impressed me.

Yes Spurs' sympathetic approach will obv help them attract future internationals to the Lane.

fletcher dexter, Sunday, 4 January 2004 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"The Millwall player, Tim Cahill, he's played for...tell me the country, oh, you must know...he's played for an African country. Samosa, I think," said Pleat.

I mean... SWEET FUCKING JESUS when you're in a hole stop digging Pleat. I know I'm doing a complete u-turn on this but we are going the right way towards losing our best striker at the end of the season.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 5 January 2004 09:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I was just having a bit of a laugh and a joke about Eto'o (to disguise the fact that I don't know where he's from). He seems to have gone back to Mallorca anyway.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Monday, 5 January 2004 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

According to the rumour mill, Hitzfeld and Hodgson are the latest candidates. Hodgson was quoted on Teletext today as claiming that Spurs are one of the big clubs, which shows what he knows, eh?

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

haha

Hodgson would be the wrong choice I think.

stevem (blueski), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Hodgson hasn't actually been approached, he's just angling for it. Guess it may be more fun (just) than working in the middle east...

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

People are attacking Pleat because they find him an easy target.

They should leave him alone.

I don't know where Mali is. 50% of ilx posters probably don't.

R5's pundit saying 'Er, it's in Africa, David - that's why it's the African Cup of Nations?' - an imbecilic attempt to jump on an aggressive bandwagon.

What Kanoute should do, I do not know.

As said before, Postiga and Zamora 'ought' to be cover enough.

the cupfox, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

do you consider postiga and zamora cover enough?

50% of ilxors might not know where mali is, but i'd hazard those particular employees dont have a sensitive situation regarding Mali that is taking up a lot of their time. i'd also hazard a guess that those 50% dont also proudly state they dont know where Mali is in order to try and gain the upper hand in a PR battle

gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Those points are true.

No, I don't think they *will* be cover enough - but I think they 'ought to be'.

the cupfox, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Pleat said,"I'd rather Kanoute went to Timbucktoo, then go all the way to Mali"

Zamora and Postiga are goal worriers of the lowest calibre.

MikeyG (MikeyG), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Postiga only needs a couple more goals under his belt in order get his confidence up and we could see him getting a tidy little run in the team, which is what I'd like to see as god knows we'll need him when Kanoute goes off to Newcastle or whoever in a huff at the end of the season. Zamora I'm not sure.

Gareth is correct above.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

but Pf, have you heard what he had to say about Tim Cahill playing for "samosa"? The man is an ignorant git, and I dounbt half the fuss around this would have been kicked up around him.

That said, as Jonnie pointed out the other day, if Kanoute keeps up his current form he's a bit of a mug not to hold out for France, it's got to be between him and Cisse for third choice???

chris (chris), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

is this worse than Ken Bates saying he hadn't heard of Makalele, only his brother Ukelele (or something along those lines). my how we laughed. by we i mean no-one. by laughed i mean laughed.

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Pleat U-turn, according to football365...

Pleat continued: "We have to look at the long term. I am going to need Freddie later in the season and you cannot, in the end, go against a man's will.

"Let me tell you that Kanoute is a gentleman, a Muslim and an honourable person. He has said to me: 'I am not a boy. I am a man. You have to respect my feelings', and I do respect his feelings.

gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

What the fuck's the matter with that quote about Makelele?

I recall a Spurs vs West Ham game where the report said: Freund or Foe?

It's smileable.

MikeyG (MikeyG), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Zut alors! Freddie 'az banged in sree goals against ze mighty palace defensif! Sign him up now!

Jacques Santini (daveb), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Its quite possible that with the ridiculous things he said above Pleat was also respecting his fists.

Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Pleat is ignorant. So am I. So are we all.

I would not call him a 'git'.

On reflection I think that Kanoute *should* be allowed to go. Hoddle bought 3 strikers in the summer, not one. The club's retention of these players implies that they are OK for the first team. Postiga and Zamora would be adequate for most clubs outside, say, the top 3. Zamora could do a good job for Charlton or Fulham, I dare say. So let him and Postiga fight to fill Kanoute's boots, and to play well enough to make it hard for Kanoute to get back in when he returns from a refreshing and inspiring African campaign.

the cupfox, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

How many goals have Postiga and Zamora scored so far this season?

chris (chris), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

One apiece.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

exactly my point, and it's not like they've not had their chances.

chris (chris), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Either Postiga or Zamora will be lining up against Liverpool. I really hope they both score.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I am well enough aware that they have not scored buckets of goals.

I can only refer you to what I have already said.

the cupfox, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Mikey, the Bates quote is harmless enough fun on the surface but it did somehow remind me of past instances in which African players names are mocked WITH some derogatory undertone attached. not that i think Ken Bates is racist.

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

it has to be said tho, making fun of footballers names is probably the most fun you can have with your clothes on, by and large.

"Jimmy Greaves...and so do we"

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Another question: I don't think that Spurs were bottom 3 when Hoddle left (perhaps I am wrong - anyway, that was just 6 games in). Would they be doing any worse if he had stayed?

the cupfox, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

This Pleat sounds like a right tosser, like anyone that tries to turn ignorance into a virtue invariably does.

(D. Pleat. Funny names. Hmmmm....not much to work on there.)

Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't think it offensive at all, although it's comedy value is limited. Personally I always shout "Hey Makelele" in a Macarena stylee when he gets the ball.

Granted it's not up there with Glen Campbell's "I'm a linesman at Notts County" but it'll do, sunny jim.

MikeyG (MikeyG), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Oi! That's my idea!

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry Matt - G was singing that years ago. Oh the fun we used to have on a sunday night at Julia Court.

chris (chris), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i find it difficult to imagine postiga or zamora getting in the fulham team to be honest, never mind do a good job once they are in. they are the players of a bottom 3 side i think

gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

he's right I'm afraid to say, I doubt even Sam "ambulance chaser" Allardyce would have them.

chris (chris), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"He shot me missed, he got a monkey pissed, Edmundo, Edmundo"

Still my favourite.

Matt - I promise I didn't see your thread and you will simply have to believe me or sue.

MikeyG (MikeyG), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

They are certainly the players of a bottom 3 side.

I do not however consider this their 'true level'.

Nor, though, will I dare to claim that either will score again this season.

the cupfox, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

You don't need to score goals in the Premiership to stay out of the bottom three these days - look at Middlebrough (both Postiga and Zamora would get in ahead of any of their strikers, I think).

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"When you miss from six yards and it's easier to score, that's Zamora"

MikeyG (MikeyG), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

i agree with matt that they would get in a middlesboro side, and quite possibly wolves, but its difficult to imagine what other premiership sides would have them in the team

gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

would Spurs fans swap Postiga and Zamora for Ricketts and Christie (is he still there)?

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"Please Mr Postiga, won't you see,
If you can put the ball in the net for me?
I've been waiting for such a long time..
For just a goal, off the backside,
Saying you're not completely pony..."

pete s, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

No, I wouldn't. No way.

I don't rate Ricketts and was glad we never bought him. I thought we should sign Christie at one point, but maybe that wouldn't have been a great idea either.

the cupfox, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Does anyone really think Trapattoni will take the Spurs job? This be mentalism.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 9 January 2004 11:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Trapattoni and Sparky together = beyond mentalism.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 9 January 2004 12:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Strachan maybe?

chris (chris), Friday, 9 January 2004 12:05 (twenty-two years ago)

That is more likely, it must be said.

Actually, I don't think the idea of Trapattoni at Spurs is *that* fanciful. On the other hand I'm not sure its a particularly good one - the man speaks virtually no English and I'm sceptical that his tactics would work in the Premiership. Would Alex Ferguson be any good in Serie A with minimal Italian?

He would, however, attract some top players to the club, even if they would almost certainly be a bit long in the tooth and looking for a big Premiership cash pile at the end of their career.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 9 January 2004 12:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't want Trappatoni there. The board will be making yet another serious mistake if they bring him in. For all the reason's Matt's given. We need a British coach (and i've made it pretty clear who.)

pete s, Friday, 9 January 2004 12:16 (twenty-two years ago)

[insert alex ferguson being able to speak english joke here]

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 9 January 2004 13:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris, Strachan has just announced today that he is retiring on medical and personal grounds at the end of the season. More details here

Mind you, he says he wants a break from top flight football, so maybe the Spurs job would suit him *ducks*

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 9 January 2004 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

that's why I said it Ailsa?

Can you imagine how Rupert Lowe would react to that? He hates Spurs so much already!

chris (chris), Friday, 9 January 2004 13:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I just thought I would re-iterate your point and pass it off as my own whilst making you look silly - backfired somewhat, didn't it!

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 9 January 2004 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"personal reasons" = not being able to finish training in time to get home for countdown since they moved it to the earlier slot ;)

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 9 January 2004 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't hate Spurs nearly enough to wish Trappatoni on them. I want him to die for what he did to Italy.

Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 9 January 2004 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i think Italy will reach the final of Euro 2004

stevem (blueski), Friday, 9 January 2004 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Soccernet are describing today's Spurs v Liverpool game as a 'clash of the giants'. Spurs are winning!

N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 17 January 2004 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Postiga!

pete s, Saturday, 17 January 2004 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

My thought, as fans gathered in my local pub (I live a couple of hundred yards from the Spurs ground, and had gone to watch the Wolves-Man U match) was "this would have been a big game, some seasons many years ago..."

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 17 January 2004 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Either Postiga or Zamora will be lining up against Liverpool. I really hope they both score.

Ha ha!

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 18 January 2004 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Probably around when Gerry Francis took over... Ardiles did a poor job (am I remembering correctly that it was that season where they were docked about 12 points from the start, due to some dodgy antics?) but they were at least a very exciting team up front with Klinsmann, Barmby, Sheringham etc. It seemed like they *could* be a force again, after gradual decline once Lineker and Gazza had left. I think that period 1991-94 was really the decline, which sped up sharply after that due to backstage problems and poor management from Francis... Why on earth did they ever enlist George Graham, as well?

Tom May (Tom May), Sunday, 18 January 2004 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Afternoon Matt, haha, well done. (I did not say anything on this thread did I? No of course not) Big Cas is in the mag I write for this week saying how it's imperative Houllier is sacked now and O'Neill hired. Duh.

Big Cas's writing style is as clumsy as his footballing style. Still got to love him though.

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 18 January 2004 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

To be fair though, the Liverpool team was utterly injury ravaged - playing FOUR central defenders at once is asking for trouble when people know you're already vulnerable out wide.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 19 January 2004 10:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Pleat on the game:

Our central defenders, Doherty and Anthony Gardner, were fantastic and I told them that when they go to bed tonight they should think of each other.

Matt (Matt), Monday, 19 January 2004 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Tottenham are a big club. Liverpool are a bigger club still. Saturday's match was a big match, between two big clubs.

the cupfox, Tuesday, 20 January 2004 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

and so we come to the end of "i love 1981", Next on channel 4, we have "10 great Belgians"

Stringent (Stringent), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Tottenham will be a smaller club fo rthe loss of Dalmat, it looks like he's going to be recalled to become a makeweight in a swap bid by Inter for Adriano.

chris (chris), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh FUCK I didn't know about that.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Jonnie told me earlier, you may lose him unless you find 6 mil from somewhere.

He's been by far your best player this season.

chris (chris), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

£6m is doable after that share placing I think, and we've only signed Michael Brown so far. I agree he's been the best player this season - although you do get the feeling he might suddenly decide he can't be arsed at any moment.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

You sound like Andy Townsend.

I have consistently praised Dalmat and hope very much that he stays.

I think Tottenham might finish in the top half of the table. It seems possible.

the spurfox, Tuesday, 20 January 2004 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Spurs have also been snubbed by Dynamo Kiev after their £3.8m bid for Jerko Leko was dismissed out of hand because the north Londoners are apparently not a big enough club (The Sun).

chris (chris), Monday, 26 January 2004 10:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Didn't seem to bother them four years ago when we handed them £11m for a then world-class striker whose career we were going to destroy.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 26 January 2004 10:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Leko will now score two goals against England in Euro 2004

stevem (blueski), Monday, 26 January 2004 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha Ha Ha

Tottenham 4 Portsmouth 3

The Hard Way! The Tottenham Way!

Defoe scores on his debut, Richards costs us at least one goal but sets up the winner with his head, Portsmouth score as many away goals here as they have all season....fun fun fun

incidentally Everton 3 Man Utd 4

pete s, Saturday, 7 February 2004 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Obviously very happy about Defoe making an instant impact, though it seems he hardly did much else. We'ill be fielding two top class forwards now (injuries permitting, we've been lucky with that since Glenn left; funny that) with Postie in reserve, sadly i dont think he'll respond well to that.
Would anyone have prefered Zamora to stay, the transfer money instead put wholly into midfield/goal?

Reports that Defoe put in a transfer request on Wednesday at 10:30 pm are unconfirmed (its still good)

pete s, Saturday, 7 February 2004 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Harry Redknapp! Charles Dickens! Isambard Kingdom Brunel! Peter Sellers! Neville Shute! Roger Hodgson (ex-Supertramp)! Your boys took one hell of a beating. Tottenham are still a big club.

N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 7 February 2004 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

You left DJ Martian off your list there, N.

We need to sign the entire Middlesbrough back four this summer.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 8 February 2004 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Boring boring Boro's?

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 9 February 2004 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn straight.

Matt (Matt), Monday, 9 February 2004 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Why don't you reemploy George Graham?

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 9 February 2004 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I was under the impression this was the real world but we must have stumbled into 'Insania' all of a sudden. That explains the last two games.

pete s, Monday, 9 February 2004 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

(you've only let 10 goals in at home this season, three of them on Saturday, which seems to suggest it's just your away form letting you down)

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 9 February 2004 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Zamora seems happy too. Goal on debut and at least it means something to him. Instant empathy with the fans.

Totally different feeling to Defoe (who couldn't give a flying cock about West Ham).

Defoe, Kanoute and Keane up front together. There's potential there. But, so there was with Defoe, Kanoute and Di Canio. Nothing's certain.

MikeyG (MikeyG), Monday, 9 February 2004 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

It's all about the service...

Matt (Matt), Monday, 9 February 2004 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

And, er Christian Dailly and Tomas Repka at the back.

MikeyG (MikeyG), Monday, 9 February 2004 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

For fuck's sake....

Matt (Matt), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"I didn't realise, we had such bloody awful Doherty, Mr Shankly" ....

darren (darren), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Phew, I guess.

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Phew my arse. We blew a lead against a ten man side. I'm sick of multiple goal thrillers. I want to calmly close out games two nil.

Matt (Matt), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

(I know it's not very Spurs, but frankly it's starting to get a little silly).

Matt (Matt), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

that Tottenham late goal today, could be crucial come the end of the season for Leicester.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I guess Ledley will get his wish to go back four now.

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

astounding. have to hand it to Spurs for providing such value for money for the neutral - shame the last time i went to see them (while ago now) it was a 0-0. but how can they keep doing this?

stevem (blueski), Sunday, 22 February 2004 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I want the severed head of Dean Richards on a shit-covered plate.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 22 February 2004 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, seriously, I am not going to see Tottenham play again until they sign two decent central defenders and a competant defensive midfielder. Barring any departures in the summer, I will be very angry indeed if they spend that money on anything else.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 22 February 2004 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I forgot the signing of Paul Robinson above.

I am of course aware that it is ludicrous posturing to use my lack of attendance as some kind of threat when I haven't been to White Hart Lane since August. But then I'm a Spurs fan, ludicrous posturing is what I'm good at.

I've just reread this entire thread... it is almost certainly the best football thread on ILE. The idea of offering Charlton £1m plus Matthew Etherington for Scott Parker makes me smile.

The worst thing about the Leicester game was the fact that their team contained FOUR Tottenham rejects (Walker, Thatcher, Freund, Ferdinand). None of them would get into the Tottenham first team these days*, except Footballing Genius Freund, who I wish was still here.

*I have no idea what the first-choice Spurs XI is at this stage. In terms of attack, that squad is HUGE these days.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 22 February 2004 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

The first six goals were all scored by Tottenham or ex-Tottenham players.

I still have a soft spot for them, although technically I'm a neutral. they were my team growing up. Loads of my age group support Spurs because we got into football around 90/91 (Gazza, Lineker, Venables, FA Cup, etc).

Teletext reckons Fabio Capello is interested in the Spurs job. Haha!

Nick H (Nick H), Monday, 23 February 2004 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

all the papers are saying that Capello is "intrigued" by the Tottenham job. Intrigued meaning sh!t scared, yes?

chris (chris), Monday, 23 February 2004 10:35 (twenty-two years ago)

What on earth would Capello make of the Ginger Pele? I've heard that Capello and Ranieri may be switching jobs which is a shame because I like the idea of having a manager who has his own scent (er, I mean he's got his own toiletry range).

Jonnie, Monday, 23 February 2004 11:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Matt, are you *sure* you want to be handed a shit-covered plate?

the bluefox, Monday, 23 February 2004 11:27 (twenty-two years ago)

This revolts you more than the severed head bit, PF?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 23 February 2004 11:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Seeing as it's Richards -- yes.

the bluefox, Monday, 23 February 2004 11:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Richards' head is pretty terrific, on or off his body.

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 23 February 2004 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)

coming from an arsenal fan, i say that tottenham have never bee, are not, and never will be a big club!

gaol clichy (clichy), Monday, 23 February 2004 11:55 (twenty-two years ago)

aw bless, at least tottingham don't have players with GURL'S NAMES

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 23 February 2004 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

damn right!

Kasey Keller (Stringent), Monday, 23 February 2004 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha

stevem (blueski), Monday, 23 February 2004 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

hmmm, kasey is kind of boy or girl, whereas GAEL is undeniably a gurl's name...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 23 February 2004 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Lilian Nalis to thread!

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 23 February 2004 13:30 (twenty-two years ago)

not to mention Karol (sp?) Poborsky (he had gurl's hair too...)

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 23 February 2004 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

This is turning into a different thread entirely:

"When, if ever, did you stop thinking Tottenham were one of The Big Girl's Blouses?"

run it off (run it off), Monday, 23 February 2004 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

OK then. Jocelyn Angloma

Japanese Giraffe (Japanese Giraffe), Monday, 23 February 2004 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Nicola Berti to thread.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 23 February 2004 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Tottenham Hotspur = Big Top, not Big Club.

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 23 February 2004 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Simone Inzaghi and her sister Pippa.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Monday, 23 February 2004 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

marian pahars

robert "primrose" Wilson

chris (chris), Monday, 23 February 2004 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Glenda Hoddle
Izzie Ardiles
Rickie Villa
Nikki Barmby
Ruela Fox
Gaby Mabbutt
Steffi Freund
Jurga Klinnsmann
Christina Armstrong
Christine Perry
Erika Thorsvedt

stevem (blueski), Monday, 23 February 2004 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

that's just cheating you blouse

chris (chris), Monday, 23 February 2004 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

not a bad team that, for a bunch of girls

stevem (blueski), Monday, 23 February 2004 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

referee Kim Milton Nielsen is a big gurl's blouse.

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 23 February 2004 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Anders Frisk uses Timotei

stevem (blueski), Monday, 23 February 2004 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

That explains a hell of a lot. Collina uses Mr Sheen.

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 23 February 2004 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Jean 'Marsh' Tigana and 'Chelle Platini from France's 84 midfield.

Not forgetting Joan Gaspart, former Barcelona president.

Aki Riihilati (if he were Japanese rather than Finnish). Or for that matter, if I can change sports for a moment, Mika Hakkinen.


darren (darren), Monday, 23 February 2004 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Indeed, we could also add Joan Laporta, the new Barca prez.

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 23 February 2004 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

How has Pegguy Arphexad (sp?) not had a mention yet?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 00:30 (twenty-two years ago)

On the other side of that coin, there's always Michael Jackson, who played for the Brazil women's team a while back.

Japanese Giraffe (Japanese Giraffe), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Brazil's women's team, circa 1996:
Meg, Marisa, Suzy, Elane, Fanta, Taffarel, Formiga, Sissi, Sonia, Pretinha, Roseli, Diedja, Sandra, Tania, Katia, Nildinha, Michael Jackson.

Not sure how Taffarel qualifies...

Japanese Giraffe (Japanese Giraffe), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Apparently.... apparently the entire Spurs squad is fully fit and available for selection. This would be the first time in my ENTIRE living memory - no exaggeration - that this has happened.

I have no idea what Pleat's first choice XI is at this point.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 4 March 2004 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

STOP PRESS: Tottenham are still a big club

This year's Deloitte & Touche survey of football finances reveals that Spurs are 15th richest club in Europe, and the 6th richest in the Premiership. However, 'richest' just refers to income, rather than Russian coffers. I don't really understand why, if Juventus and Inter are richer than Real Madrid, they don't spend more on players. I thought that Real had huge debt financing all their Galactici, but apparently this isn't so.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 4 March 2004 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

This is a skewered survey. Looking at income without expenditure is totally unscientific. Rebrov + Richards = £20m in outgoings alone.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 4 March 2004 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I was going to mention this yesterday.

I am glad that my glamorous assistant has remembered to do it for me.

the bellefox, Thursday, 4 March 2004 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Get yer growler out!

Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 4 March 2004 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not the expenditure that's the problem - I mean you should be spending money on players. It's more the not taking into consideration debt and cash (whether official or, I suppose more trickily, Abramovich style personal money). I mean - Leeds as 16th richest club in Europe?!

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 4 March 2004 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

It is expenditure that is the problem. Include cash outlays & wages and Debt is simply the balance. Net assets in football are rather triky to evaluate.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 4 March 2004 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I guess.

Juventus and Inter

Sorry - mean Juventus and AC Milan.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 4 March 2004 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

As the accountants say, is Mark Viduka an asset or a liability? Such questions are U&K at Leeds.

The key figure in a club is the income and the debt-ratio; that determines what you can spend on players...and you shouldnae be spending more than 60%...

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

They should sell him (as Celtic had a sell-on clause in the contract when they sold him and we need some money)

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Normally sell-ons are a % of profit made; Celtic sold for (I think) 6M; if Leeds get that back I'm a dutchman...

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Well you should be playing for Rangers then.

I remain utterly gutted that Leeds didn't sell him when figures like £22m were being bandied about a few seasons back. I think Celtic only get 10%, but 10% of £6.5m bought us Henrik Larsson...

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

AFC Wimbledon have signed a former Spurs player who replaced Rebrov in a premiership match once. If that doesn't indicate what Spurs means these days, I don't know what does ;)

Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

The key financial indicator is actually salary as a proportion of earnings. God this is dull.

So who's this bloke Wimbledon have signed?

Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Really? Who have you signed? (xpost)

Spurs aren't in that bad a position financially, I would've thought, Rebrov write-offs notwithstanding - you look at the assets in there as far as young players go. Surely we'd make a huge profit off Carr, King, Davies, Keane, Kanoute and Defoe at any rate if they continue to play the way they have been. Postiga is possibly the exception here.

How much debt are Spurs in? Not that much in relative terms, I don't think.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry I meant AFC Wimbledon not the ones who moved to Milton Keynes, didn't like it and ended up in West Ham's midfield.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Um, George Snee. Does that mean anything to anyone?

Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I remember him! He was rubbish.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Now imagine him playing 6 divisions lower.

Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Also Matt - have you seen yourself in The Bill?

Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Right, pub.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 4 March 2004 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Real Madrid wiped out all/most of their debt by selling their training ground, situated on prime real (arf) estate near the centre of Madrid, for £200m and moving to the suburbs.

Nick H (Nick H), Thursday, 4 March 2004 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Hearts are doing a similar thing, but I guess that's the only comparison you could make between Hearts and Real Madrid.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 4 March 2004 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...
I felt for The P F just now, when the player he reviles most in football put one in against his team within the first two and a half minutes of the game.

Mooro (Mooro), Sunday, 25 April 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

*sigh* Thank God Leeds lost. Though, I can see it stretching to needing 3 points at Wolves on the last day of the season :(

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 25 April 2004 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

oh man it was just fantastic, I was going crazeee after that goal went in, but now I'm back at work and I can't watch the rest of the lesson. I hate this.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 25 April 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Why do you dislike Viera, PF?

cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 25 April 2004 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

because he's mean and plays for Arsenal.

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 25 April 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

they've just equalised in the last minute against the Arse, not that it matters (yes, I typed this as soon as the penalty was awarded).

ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 25 April 2004 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, it does matter, just not with regard to the title.

ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 25 April 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

PHEW! almost safe.

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 25 April 2004 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Premiership Form Guide - Last 6 Games
http://www.premierleague.com/fapl.rac?command=forwardOnly&nextPage=enCompLanding

Top: Portsmouth
Bottom: Spurs

DJ Martian (djmartian), Sunday, 25 April 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, but 8 weeks ago Spurs woulda been near the top of that list.

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 25 April 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, but if my aunt had testicles she'd be david pleat.

pete s, Sunday, 25 April 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Ultimately, it's all academic.

N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 25 April 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

jel, count your lucky stars that the season is ending soon, with spur's rubbish recent form if the season was a month longer - you would be faced with relegation - and playing away at places like Plymouth, Crewe, Preston and Stoke next season.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Sunday, 25 April 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

They drew with the team who represent the apex of three millennia of human achievement or whatever today - give them a break.

N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 25 April 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Dastoor, remember which Club has come closest to winning at Highbury this season - Answer: Portsmouth

If that cheating Pires had been seen by a decent Ref - Pompey would have grabbed all 3 points.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Sunday, 25 April 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

What have Portsmouth got to do with Tottenham's form?

N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 25 April 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

it's the recent form of teams like Blackburn and Portsmouth - that have plunged Tottenham to the fringes of the relegation scrap. If Man City had got their act together too - Spurs would would be in a worse position.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Sunday, 25 April 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

don't worry martian we've done the job on the league so I'm sure you'll get yr chance for 'revenge'.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 25 April 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

This "if the season was a month longer" stuff is bollocks, because if the season was a month longer there'd be more teams in the Premiership and those teams would be people like Norwich and West Brom who would almost certainly be near the foot of the table. Its a ridiculous argument.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 26 April 2004 07:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I was ecstatic at little Robbie Keane's penalty.

I danced around with the tang of waffle and honey flooding the room, and the noise of our fans over the radio battling the sweet birdsong of Spring.

the blissfox, Monday, 26 April 2004 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

If the season lasted forever, no one would get relegated.

jel -- (jel), Monday, 26 April 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Lehman's uncontrollable temper is Arsenal's Achilles heel. I hope he gets massively fined every time he loses it. That money/Some of this summer's new player budget should be diverted into an anger management course for him.


(Visions of The P F as Fotherington Thomas flud my brane.)

Mooro (Mooro), Monday, 26 April 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

BRING IT ON!

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

"The Frenchman is furious at the refusal of the Fédération Française de Football, his employer, to open negotiations about a contract renewal until after the summer's European Championship and being linked with Spurs applies convenient pressure"

It implies desperation to me.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I hear Claudio Ranieri is looking for a new job...

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Give it to Pleat! If only for his dig at Kanoute, "we have four quality strikers at Spurs. Five of them are internationals"

Mikey G (Mikey G), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Mooro, I have always been a ... a ... lyricist.

DC, what do you reckon re. the real substance of that report, which is re. O'Neill?

the bluefox, Wednesday, 28 April 2004 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I think he will go to Liverpool - I have maintained this all along. The Spurs talk his him keeping the Tottenham board sweet in case he needs to implement his contingency plan.

I still think it will be Ranieri, Hiddinck or *ack* Antic.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

There will be two (decent) out of work managers at the end of the season. Ranieri and Houllier. Premiership experience and Spurs are a club with money. Downside is you'll end up with either Emmanuel Petit or Emile Heskey.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

This O'Neill thing pops up from time to time. It seems crazily wishful thinking.

N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I would love to see Santini there.
The O'Neill news is pretty extraordinary at this stage, but as Matt says, probably an illusion.

pete s, Wednesday, 28 April 2004 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

You are of course aware that Martin O'Neill gets connected with every team that has ever been out of a manager over the last four years? Probably including Plymouth Argyle.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Plymouth Argyle

So, so, um, it's not true, is it? What would Williamson do?

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Go to WHL?

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes of course I know that. He's always the first name on the list whenever a big club becomes managerless. But this has been dragging on for 8 months or so and is not without some substance at any rate.
I think he would come, if Liverpool and Man United were currently doing well and enjoying success.

pete s, Wednesday, 28 April 2004 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...
Tottenham are still a big club!

We're going to sign Van Bommel, we're going to sign Van Bommel...

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 08:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Dream on...is this the prelude to Hiddink tho?

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 08:44 (twenty-one years ago)

There will be Dutch wunderkids at the Lane as far as the eye can see next season.

Most importantly, technical director doing all the transfer wheeling and dealing = NO HARRY REDKNAPP AT THE LANE! HURRAH!

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 08:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Poor Pleaty. He took Spurs to a creditable 15th in the table.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:19 (twenty-one years ago)

But, I hear Van Bommel has a history of injuries, which makes him a typical Spurs of the past 10 years, or the past they want to get away from.

Anyway, I reckon Spurs will sign Diego after all, and Andy Reid eventually.

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 10:42 (twenty-one years ago)

14th?

the bellefox, Wednesday, 19 May 2004 11:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think Van Bommel counts for much. I still want O'Neill.

Meanwhile: is anyone going to be in central London to watch the UEFA Cup Final tonight?

the bluefox, Wednesday, 19 May 2004 11:02 (twenty-one years ago)

O'Neill isn't going to come but I did get excited for no good reason (i.e. it's tabloid tittle tattle) with the link to Koeman. Good call regarding Diego, I want the little scamp to be playing at White Hart Lane next season too.

Jonnie, Wednesday, 19 May 2004 11:10 (twenty-one years ago)

My mistake, Spurs finished 14th. It would have been 13th but for Yakubu's goalfest.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I want Hiddink. Once he joins Little Frank at the Lane, all manner of skilful but rock-hard Koreans and lily-legged twinkle-toed Dutchmen will surely follow ...namely Park Ji-Sung and Marky Mark Van Bommel for starters ?

darren (darren), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...
Daniel Levy has just texted me to let me know that JACQUES SANTINI is the new Spurs manager!

BRING.
IT.
ON.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 3 June 2004 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"I 'ave arrived on ze toob"

chris (chris), Thursday, 3 June 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Pardon? Il n ya pas un Tube pres de the Lane...

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 3 June 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

two words....

Christian Gross

chris (chris), Thursday, 3 June 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

DC: what do you mean, about texting you?

the junefox, Thursday, 3 June 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/t/tottenham_hotspur/3774655.stm

Oh, my goodness!

the bellefox, Thursday, 3 June 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

BLIMEY!!

COR BLIMEY!!

It must be a hoax!

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 3 June 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

his nickname is: Jacket SANTINI Potatoes

DJ Martian (djmartian), Thursday, 3 June 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper304/stills/gwswcn1a.jpg

For exciting times make it Santini

PS: woah!

stevem (blueski), Thursday, 3 June 2004 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I love how he answers the thread question halfway through through that interview!

Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 3 June 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Right then - lets get carried away, Spurs fans:

Tottenham next season:

Robinson

Carr, King, Mexes, Lizarazu

Davies, Davids, Van Bommel, Rothen

Keane, Defoe

Well, we can dream.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 3 June 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess that this makes me keener for France to win Euro 2004.

I do not claim that this will happen. But I do like the idea of the manager who's just won the European Championship taking over at Tottenham. It almost, arguably, beats Mourinho, let alone Benitez.

the junefox, Thursday, 3 June 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Rothen, he's the guy from Monaco who looks like Tombot right?

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 3 June 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

That's the fella... he's, erm, just signed for PSG.

I think at least one of the new names will realistically turn up at the Lane next season, probably Lizzy.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 3 June 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I really hope France don't fuck up massively in Euro2004 now.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 3 June 2004 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

How long has van Bommel been at Spurs?

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 3 June 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

A good appointment on the face of it. So where exactly is Martin O'Neil going? The doors are all closing.

Apparently, Santini speaks worse English than Pleat.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 4 June 2004 07:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Is he good then, Santini? I don't really know much about him at all.

Tim (Tim), Friday, 4 June 2004 08:04 (twenty-one years ago)

He's good now. (Although I too do not know much about him, but I am boning up on his record at the moment).

Jonnie, Friday, 4 June 2004 08:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Erm, he's only really won the French league once (and Euro2004 hopefully, I am so fickle). I'm hoping he'll form a good partnership with Arnesen who'll be doing all the actual signing. But France haven't beaten anyone good in a competetive game yet, so the upcoming tournament will be the real test.

If France crash and burn now I'll be pissed off.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 4 June 2004 08:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Jonnie, I didn't realise his record was *that* good.

Tim (Tim), Friday, 4 June 2004 08:10 (twenty-one years ago)

But at the same time, Tottenham are not going to be winning the Premiership any time soon, but hopefully he'll drag us into the Top 5 in the next couple of years.

The most important thing is that he and Arnesen will make Tottenham look like a serious club again, and players will actually want to sign for Spurs. If we're really lucky, Carr's agent will stop whoring him round every other club in the Premiership.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 4 June 2004 08:13 (twenty-one years ago)

The continuing success at Lyon seems to be a good indicator. OK, he was only there for a short time but he did re-establish them as a major club in French football and their recent successes are in part attributable to the foundations he laid. I'm not saying the same will happen at Spurs of course. I'm sure I'll be calling him a French cock sometime in October.

Jonnie, Friday, 4 June 2004 08:18 (twenty-one years ago)

if France win E2k4 which seems highly likely won't this be a spanner in the works (they might want him to stay on)? who's lined up for the France job next?

stevem (blueski), Friday, 4 June 2004 08:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Martin O'Neill!

Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 4 June 2004 08:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Redknapp! Jim Smith!

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 4 June 2004 08:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha could you IMAGINE!?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 4 June 2004 08:23 (twenty-one years ago)

More realistically I think a Monsieur Gerard Houllier is currently sans occupation, right?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 4 June 2004 08:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Redknapp would bring in a couple of cheap Bulgarians.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 4 June 2004 08:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Houllier would never get picked again after his '94 disaster..

Baaderoni (Fabfunk), Friday, 4 June 2004 08:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry to piss on Spurs parades, but couldn't most people make a decent fist of French manager, since they're reasonably good players? That's not to say he's crap, but the idea that because he's French manager, he's the best doesn't compute. As they say in Spain, what makes a good manager? Good players.

Dave B (daveb), Friday, 4 June 2004 09:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I always knew you were an admirer of this French side, Dave.

Tim (Tim), Friday, 4 June 2004 09:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I admire them, but they're not all that. I do say they're 'reasonably good' which is charitable I suppose.

Dave B (daveb), Friday, 4 June 2004 10:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Just out of interest Dave, who do you think will win Euro2004? (Don't say England because I know you'll be lying).

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 4 June 2004 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think anyone was claiming that Santini was the best manager - maybe the best available for Spurs at that time (I'd prefer him to Queiroz or Ranieri really and I'm unconvinced that Trappatoni would have done well at the Lane). Suppose its up to Arnesen to get him some good players to play with then... heaven knows he's got a good enough track record at that sort of thing.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 4 June 2004 10:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Just out of interest Dave, who do you think will win Euro2004? (Don't say England because I know you'll be lying).

Plus we would laugh so hard we might die

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 4 June 2004 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I have had this conversation with Dave Boyle and he thinks England will with Euro 2004.

Pete (Pete), Friday, 4 June 2004 10:32 (twenty-one years ago)

difference between think, believe and hope becoming clouded here...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 4 June 2004 10:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I genuinely think it's as open an anything, and that England might go all the way. We are a tough team to beat, and that counts for a lot.

I am not lying. I'd say Italy have a shout, and Spain might come good. Doubtful though.

Dave B (daveb), Friday, 4 June 2004 11:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Wasn't it Pele or Nostradamus who said, "A Baltic team will win the European Championships by 2004."

Latvia, you dark horse, your time is ripe.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 4 June 2004 12:31 (twenty-one years ago)

It's in the 768th Qatrain - 'From Lathustonia come to vanquish the Franks and the Ottomans by the great Iberian oceane.' The fact that he has Turkey down to qualify shows what a lying bastard he was.

Dave B (daveb), Friday, 4 June 2004 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

"In Qualificatione, shall pretty boy take penaltie against Ottoman strength. Row Z , mate"

Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 4 June 2004 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Nostradamus is never that precise. Pele is never that coherent.

stevem (blueski), Friday, 4 June 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

uh, as you've both just alluded to superbly...

stevem (blueski), Friday, 4 June 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

er, moving back to Santini.. it's an exciting appointment though you can imagine the scenes in the French camp pre-E2k4: Henry (mock concern, giggling): "Boss, you do know what you're letting yourself in for ?" Vieira (stifling chuckles): "No, zey really can beat us, honestly !"

He also wins my vote cos he used to play for my beloved Saint Etienne in their great 70s team (pre-Platini contrary to popular myth).

France winning Euro 2004 would be a good omen - wouldnt it? - mind you, the last time we signed a World Cup winner we promptly got hammered 0-7 at Anfield on the way to a mediocre 11th followed by an all-too-contemporaneous 14th the next season..

darren (darren), Friday, 4 June 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

greece.

cozen (Cozen), Friday, 4 June 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Surely the last time we signed a World Cup winner it was Jurgen Klinsmann who promptly got us out of a relegation dogfight?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 4 June 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

er.. we signed the Juergster for the first time right after Letchkov had done his bald-headed Eric-eliminating stuff in USA 94, and for the second time just prior to France 98 where in any case they got bashed up by the Croatians (two from McGee and one from Gillespie (pen)).

darren (darren), Friday, 4 June 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah right, you mean immediate World Cup winner, don't you? Fair enough...

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 4 June 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...
Tottenham Hotspur remain behind Everton after only a point yesterday against feisty Norwich.

Who will finish higher, Tottenham or Everton?

I say, Tottenham.

the bellefox, Monday, 13 September 2004 10:42 (twenty-one years ago)

This season has just been weird so far - eight or nine new players, a competent (I might venture as far as to say very good) defence, three players in the England lineup and no one laughing. I'm sure we'll find a way to cock it up somewhere along the line.

Spurs looked so much better in attack with Robbie Keane and Simon Davies on the pitch - here's hoping they can both stay fit. The Sky commentators were talking about Norwich 'holding' Tottenham to a draw yesterday, in the past the assumption was that anyone could beat Spurs fairly easily.

Deadly Ledley's tackle on Darren Huckerby straight-on-goal only increased my respect for him.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 13 September 2004 10:52 (twenty-one years ago)

It was an amazing tackle: at last, I thought, I have seen King do something truly impressive.

Keane actually seems good at getting fit. Davies doesn't. I thought you didn't like Davies!

the bellefox, Monday, 13 September 2004 10:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Gosh, ilx is really SLOW today.

I think we must all be Working.

the bellefox, Monday, 13 September 2004 11:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think that assumption existed, Matt - surely almost any newly promoted clubs in recent years playing at WHL would have had the same kind of commentary?

I think they'll finish well above Everton - I see Spurs in the top half this season, and I think Everton will struggle near the bottom.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 13 September 2004 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I was going to say: I agree! - then I thought: no, Everton are not struggling. I think Moyes is an excellent coach. Mid-table blues.

the bellefox, Monday, 13 September 2004 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I never said I didn't like Davies, I said I thought he wasn't much cop last season, which is true, he wasn't. Around the time of Wales's defeat of Italy he was unstoppable.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Ledley King hadn't committed a foul up to yesterday...did he concead any yesterday?

A point at the Bridge would be good.

jel -- (jel), Monday, 13 September 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Robert Green was pretty heroic yesterday.

Michael Philip Philip Philip Annoyman (Ferg), Monday, 13 September 2004 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Did Mourinho really say that he expects Spurs to be challenging for the Premiership title by next season?

Alba (Alba), Monday, 13 September 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't believe he said that.

So much hinges on whether we can hang onto Jermaine Defoe during that January transfer window. If he carries on playing the way he is then I don't like our chances if a bigger club comes in with an offer*.

*The Jermaine Defoe Transfer Test is the one purely scientific measure of Big Clubbism.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 13 September 2004 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Also Michael Carrick feels like a great unknown quantity right now - I've hardly seen him play for a year and have no idea how good he is right now.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 13 September 2004 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

He's too injured to play. That's why we bought him.

the bellefox, Monday, 13 September 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

That's a bit pessimistic Matt! Perhaps they should get him to sign a long term contract, so that can get at least £30m for him...Frank Arnesen could probably find 15 new Ronaldo's for that. Frank strikes me as the man pulling the strings.

I wish Freddie would score a goal sometime. I think he might end up at Southampton...

jel -- (jel), Monday, 13 September 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

and who is Rolando Sousa? He is number 20 in the Spurs squad!

jel -- (jel), Monday, 13 September 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, but he did, in a roundabout way:

"I know people are talking about Chelsea and Arsenal, but that may be good for Manchester United, " Mourinho said.

"People say it is a fight between Chelsea and Arsenal and they want to see who will be first to drop points. This may be good for Manchester United. They have a fantastic squad and are a wonderful team.

"When they play well, they play amazing football. They are not out of it, and nor are Liverpool. And you cannot forget other teams, like perhaps Tottenham. But maybe it is a year too soon for them."

Alba (Alba), Monday, 13 September 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

What is the most amount of players a club has signed in a six month period? Spurs have signed around 14 or 15, that must be a record.

jel -- (jel), Monday, 13 September 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I like to think he then dropped in an "They are still a big club" after that quote ended.

Alba (Alba), Monday, 13 September 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Leicester, who signed virtually an entirely new first team last season, might win that one.

Maybe Chelsea last year as well, if you include the 17 goalkeepers they bought in and rarely used.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 13 September 2004 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

We are still a big club, N.

the bellefox, Monday, 13 September 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

14 or 15 players signed was an average week for Barry Fry when he was at Peterborough, surely?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 13 September 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

currently Spurs are ranked 59th in Europe: Eurofootsie
http://www.eurofootsie.com/modules.php?name=Fcurrent

Portsmouth are 64th
Southampton are 91st

http://www.eurofootsie.com/modules.php?name=Fdesc

The Eurofootsie, a computer-generated ranking of Europe's top football clubs, is based on each club's performance over its past 50 games (domestic and European). It was first launched in January 1995 and published each week in the Wall Street Journal Europe up to January 2000. As of September 2003, it will be featured regularly in the Times newspaper. A similar ranking system for European rugby clubs was launched in April 2000.

Updated every Tuesday evening, the Eurofootsie aims to provide an invaluable form guide for those wishing to compare the best teams in Europe.

Eurofootsie covers up to 600 clubs from Europe's Premier Leagues (1). Each week, the results of all domestic league and cup games (2) as well as European ties are fed into the computer. As with any league, points are awarded to teams for winning or drawing a match. The Eurofootsie, however, takes account of many other factors:...

DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

mmmm, co-efficients...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

martian that is probably one of the top 5 things you have linked to ever :)

i'm going to nick it for TMFD tomorrow (and give credit where it's due obv ;))

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Arsenal and Chelsea are the only English clubs above Celtic?

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha ha, Rangers are three places below Groclin-Dyskobolia Grodzisk!

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

it's about as accurate as the FIFA world rankings

Real Zaragoza in 13th place???? mindless

Porkpie (porkpie), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

#39 - Bolton Wanderers
#46 - Marseille

WTF?!!!!!

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Marseille finished 7th last season, they are currently 10th in the French League

this euro table is based on performances of the last 50 matches.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

how exactly has the bottom team gone up 5 places?

even with co-efficients and all that bollocks, Albacete above Newcastle = aspo madness

Porkpie (porkpie), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

how exactly has the bottom team gone up 5 places?

Probably due to this:

Newly promoted teams will be given a provisional rating after 25 games.

at the start of the season - not all clubs are included - also if the teams at the bottom of this table perform better in recent mathches they can go up the table. Also the football season starts/ ends at different times in different countries.

Some of last seasons relegated clubs have dropped off the table - and the new teams have yet to register. Therefore some clubs at the bottom have risen.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Rangers are below Hearts!

Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 12:18 (twenty-one years ago)

the rankings do not denote which teams are better than others, only which teams are currently more consistent than others at winning matches

the neurotic awakening of stating the obvious (blueski), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 12:43 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, there's no norwich there yet.

chris this is as acceptable as any other ranking system shurely :)

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

it'd probably fit to more people's tastes if this stretches back further than 50 matches. it gives a good indication of the current "on form" teams i guess!

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

all rankings are quite useless when it comes to football

Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

The only way to rank teams is to put them into a round robin format where they play each other home and away and see who comes out on top.

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

precisely, everything else is just menkalism

Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Porkpie you have a THICK crust surrounding your small jelly brain ;-) These rankings though are based on performance and far from useless !

no stoopid criteria e.g we won the cup/ league decades ago, ground capacity, money mis-spent on transfers, support base across the country. It's what you do on the football pitch that counts.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

but Markelby is in the top ten??? he's not even a football team!

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

they are purely useless you silly man, play a random game, say Albacete in 32nd place against PSV in about 45th, 9 times out of ten PSV will stuff them. it's cobblers, Boyle is right

Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

hmm, well not *quite* martian, there seems to be quite a bit of fudge around the edge (mmm, fudge).

dave and chris, i'm surprised to see you in favour of a european superleague (and one with 1000 matches per seaon in it at that!)

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

1000 european matches a season = heaven.

Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Where is Albacete located in Spain?

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

THE RANKINGS ARE A FORM GUIDE

the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

it's just a bit of fun...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought albacete is in glasgow

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

hot dogs, jumping frogs, albacete

the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

no that's Alba-City of Glasgow

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Albacete may be near Sociedad.

Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

it's about halfway between Madrid and Alicante, pretty much the middle of nowhere.

Barry, are you Pearce in disguise ;o)

Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

thimothee atouba?

cºzen (Cozen), Sunday, 19 September 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

He just got substituted.

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 19 September 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

he seems to be a bit of a whinger.

cºzen (Cozen), Sunday, 19 September 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

0-0!

Spurs are tough.

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 19 September 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Nothing gets through the inpenetrable fortress that is the all-new Spurs defence. King's handling of Drogba was superb. I think anyone running at them will eventually catch them out mind, which is why I fear what happens when Henry and friends start hammering Naybet.

I love Thimee Atouba - no one knows what he's going to do! Including himself. Also he is a brick shithouse. Tottenham needed a few more heavyweights.

Mendes is looking good as well - he put a lovely pass through to Defoe. But otherwise Terry had Defoe's number for most of the game.

I'd like us to actually score some goals or win some games mind. At this rate we'll go through the season unbeaten and still go down.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 19 September 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread is kind of odd

Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Sunday, 19 September 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha! Check this out! See that Mourinho, you can take the big Tottenham bus out of the Chelsea goal and stick it up your arse.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 20 September 2004 09:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Quality sour grapes from Jose yesterday as well. I am getting a t-shirt made with a big Tottenham bus in front of a goal, possibly with Mourinho's face on it.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 20 September 2004 09:17 (twenty-one years ago)

did Mourinho have a stain on his fat tie?

teh pow! (blueski), Monday, 20 September 2004 09:18 (twenty-one years ago)

We'll give it a year or two and get King, like we got Sol campbell. After all, its the only way he'll ever win a trophy.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 20 September 2004 09:34 (twenty-one years ago)

If I was Arnesen I'd be working on locking King and Defoe into five-year contracts so we can get big money for them if the bigger clubs come calling.

King will never go to Arsenal. He has character. He'll be lining up at Manyoo or Liverpool instead.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 20 September 2004 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

king was mighty impressive but still no spuz win v the chels in one million years and counting. agree it is rather amusing to see jose complaining about defensiveness.

Peter Watts (peterw), Monday, 20 September 2004 11:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Go on Chris! Stick it to him!

Waddle defends Tottenham

By Dan Warren

Waddle made 177 appearances for Spurs in the 1980s
Tottenham great Chris Waddle has hit back after Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho accused Spurs of negative play.

Waddle said Mourinho's criticism of Tottenham after the 0-0 draw at Stamford Bridge on Sunday was unfair.

"What does he want, Spurs to come to Chelsea, play four up front and lose 5-1 or 6-1?" Waddle told BBC Sport.

"Football's all about systems, getting the players to work hard and defending the goal. That's what Tottenham did on Sunday and they did it well."

Waddle, who made 177 appearances and scored 42 goals for Spurs from 1985-89, said Mourinho had to accept that teams would be happy to get a point at Stamford Bridge this season.

"Chelsea are in the bracket of Manchester United and Arsenal now. They've got to get used to it," he said.

"(Previous Chelsea boss) Claudio Ranieri never used to moan about teams coming to the Bridge and playing a system.

"Mourinho should be used to it anyway, in the Champions League with Porto.

"Most of his Porto teams went away and defended. They came and robbed Manchester United when they won 2-1 last season - they never really had an attack."

Mourinho believes he's the best manager and he believes, probably, that he's the best-looking manager

Mourinho's comments - when he said Spurs "brought the bus and left the bus in front of the goal" - would not be well received by fans, Waddle added.

"It's maybe because of pressure that he says things like that, but he's brought it on himself," he said.

"He comes across with an arrogance. He likes to hear himself talk.

"He's got an arrogant presence and a lot of people will, maybe, hope he struggles because it seems like he looks down on people.

"His comments sound a bit like sarcasm. I don't think people can relate to that.

"Ranieri was a man of the people but Mourinho's completely different.

"He believes he should be at Chelsea, he believes he will win the league and he believes he's the best manager. And he believes, probably, that he's the best-looking manager."

Spurs, like Chelsea, made wholesale changes during the close season, bringing in 14 players.

But Waddle said he had been impressed with how the new players had united so early in the season.

"I watched the Chelsea match and I thought Spurs were very disciplined," he said.

"The one thing Spurs have been over the past few years is fragile at the back, conceding too many goals and losing too many matches.

"I think now they've brought in Nourredine Naybet who's a very experienced player in the Spanish league and they're playing Ledley King in the right position.

"The acquisitions of Erik Edman and Paul Robinson have made them a stronger side defensively.

"I think Tottenham will definitely be top 10 this season. And they're a good outside bet for the sixth spot."

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 20 September 2004 11:15 (twenty-one years ago)

All this will be much less amusing when Chelsea tump Spurs 4-0 at WHL.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 20 September 2004 11:16 (twenty-one years ago)

ah, twice in a week - those were the days.

as a wind-up merchant, jose's a genius.

and in answer to the title thread, i've never thought of spuz as a big club.

Peter Watts (peterw), Monday, 20 September 2004 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)

heh

teh pow! (blueski), Monday, 20 September 2004 11:27 (twenty-one years ago)

When Chelsea are away to Real or some such in the Champions League, I look forward to them playing an open attacking game.

I was in Costcutters today, and at the payment desk this formerly-Nigerian guy started to talk to me, saying "England will win the next World Cup!" It seemed an odd opening gambit, but then he went on to explain that King and Defoe would be the star players. And that Nigeria would win the following World Cup, with his son playing (he's a 13 year old on Spurs' books). And that Tottenham would win the Premiership this season. You meet nutters everywhere.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Why wasn't Carrick playing yesterday? Was he still at Faces in Gants Hill?

MikeyG (MikeyG), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I managed to say Carrick without saying cunting cunt. Time is a healer.

MikeyG (MikeyG), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Like a true Tottenham player, Carrick is on the injury list.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 07:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Mourinho's comments were garbage. I don't dislike him - I think he adds gaiety to the game, and speaks with a clear fluency and occasional wit - but what he said on this occasion was false, and disingenuous.

Possibly the man whom Mr Hopkins calls 'the excellent McCarra' was correct, and Mourinho was seeking to deflect attention from other matters.

I don't think that Atouba's bulk is proving much of a virtue thus far. I would be happy if it did.

the bellefox, Tuesday, 21 September 2004 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...
so what's the verdict of the first half of tonight's game?

DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 18 October 2004 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Portsmouth out class Spurs to take 3 points.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 18 October 2004 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

DJ Martian: Your thoughts, DJ Martian?

DJ Martian: Well, I"m glad you asked me DJ Martian!

Alba (Alba), Monday, 18 October 2004 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Tottenham aren't a big club ! where are their fans?

Jel? Matt Dc? the Pinefox?

DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 18 October 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a sad feeling that Jermaine Defoe completely missing the ball in front of an open goal might be a pivotal moment in our season.

Defence was all over the place tonight and we gave the ball away far too often in midfield. I still think Mendes is class and Davies is looking bright again but in terms of getting balls up to Defoe and Keane we were frankly poor. Atouba is looking ponderous and takes far too long on the ball, on the other end of the spectrum Keane is taking to worryingly firing the ball off anywhere on his first touch rather than using a bit of control, heaven knows he has enough of it. Carrick gave the ball away on every occasion he had it.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 18 October 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Paul Robinson is a hero though. I was very worried indeed for both Spurs and England when it looked like he might have done himself a serious injury.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 18 October 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Also Nourredine Naybet is fasting for Ramadan at the moment, which is fine for evening games in the winter, I suppose, but a bit of a bugger for 3.00 kickoffs.

I can just imagine it:

Arnesen - Excellent. You have passed your medical. Anything else you want to tell us, Nourredine?
Naybet - Yes, I don't eat for one month a year.
Arnesen - That's excellent. We're trying to get Paul Robinson to do the same thing.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I still have to ask, thimothei atouba?

cºzen (Cozen), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you write Kevin Day's material, Matt?

Chairman ROFLMAO (Dom Passantino), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I've become everything I once despised.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 09:40 (twenty-one years ago)

DC outclasses Day by far.

Martian and Alba: good comedy.

Tottenham are plainly a big club because their fans have other things to do than post to messageboards in the evening.

I guess Atouba looks even more ponderous this morning.

the bluefox, Tuesday, 19 October 2004 11:14 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought lua lua was very good. surprisingly so.

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 11:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Heigh ho, and it was all going so well.

Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

pedro mendes is not class.

he only passes the ball forward. in a straight line. at height.
not good for our diminutive strikers.

or else he shoots. from anywhere.

davies was bad last night. and carrick didn't bother after coming on.

not a bad performance otherwise. shit goal to give away. oh well.

d.arraghmac, Tuesday, 19 October 2004 13:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Spurs probably need a target man, you'd think Freddie would be able to offer that...so, a striker in January is essential, and maybe someone to set goals up. The defence is sound, which is weird. Perhaps I'd rather have 13 points from 4 wins, 4 defeats and a draw, with a negative goal difference. The binary nature of Spurs performances is a little depessing to be honest.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...
WTF?!!!

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 November 2004 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

some sort of family issue perhaps

Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Friday, 5 November 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Santini Resigns!

jel -- (jel), Friday, 5 November 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I also saw an item today suggesting that Tottenham were after Steed Malbranque, but he said he was only interested in moving to a big club.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 5 November 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

doesn't seem to have had a good start to this season has Malbranque

Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Friday, 5 November 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I see normal service is resumed at the Lane of Shame. There is no other team on the planet that could put four goals past Arsenal AND STILL LOSE.

We could have won that, but we threw it away completely - the moment when Robinson clattered into King, dropped the ball and gave it straight to to Arsenal was worthy of Doherty and Richards in their pomp.

But seeing Reto Ziegler accidentally kick Van Persie in the bollocks REALLY HARD was funny.

I'm still more excited than pissed off. I don't know what would I would have done if it had ended 5-5.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 13 November 2004 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

*hits head repeatedly against brick wall*

Matt (Matt), Saturday, 13 November 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I was thinking, if it had been Santini still in charge, it probably would have been 1-0 to the Arsenal, and I'd be totally depressed about that.

jel -- (jel), Saturday, 13 November 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

next 3 league games are away, villa, blackburn, man city. I think 6 points from those games, or it's going to be dicey, again.

jel -- (jel), Saturday, 13 November 2004 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Villa will be tough.

Matt (Matt), Saturday, 13 November 2004 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I think 5 points would be quite acceptable.

Masked Gazza, Saturday, 13 November 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd take five points. Made the mistake of walking out of the pub at 1-3, the first time I have ever left a Spurs match before the end.

darren (darren), Saturday, 13 November 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, 5 points will do, I was probably a bit too hasty with the 6 point mark.

jel -- (jel), Saturday, 13 November 2004 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

You missed Defoe's goal, Darren! It was incredible, dunno HOW he got it into the top corner from there.

"You could've had Pat Jennings on Gordon Banks's shoulders and they still wouldn't have got anywhere near that one!" - Glenn Hoddle, after the match.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 13 November 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

i broke my guitar when vieira scored. can i get naybet to pay for a replacement, do you think?

ironic that both king and naybet scored, yet didn't even attempt to defend throughout the ninety minutes. best midfield performance in a while though.

does robbie keane look bored to anyone else?

d.arraghmac, Sunday, 14 November 2004 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Read in the paper today that Jol wants to buy Van Bommel, hahaha. Has their ever been a player so consistently linked with a club? I think Van should just join Spurs and done with it, he is injury prone after all.

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 14 November 2004 12:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Can anyone think of another game in which nine different players have scored? I think Liverpool had eight (perhaps nine) different scorers when they walloped Stromgodset 11-0 in the ECWC in '74.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Sunday, 14 November 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

They had nine, they also had eight in a league match against Crystal Palace around about the same time.

This game, Tranmere v Brentford, comes pretty close.

ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 14 November 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

That Palace match was about 15 years later, wasn't it? The same season Palace beat them in the FA Cup semifinal.

I seem to remember a 6-6 draw involving Tranmere in some minor Cup in the 80s. I've never been able to verify this on Google (I haven't tried all that hard).

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Sunday, 14 November 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't mean around about the same time. I have no idea why I typed that. I was going to say around about the same time as something else, but I forgot what it was around the same time as. As you were...

ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 14 November 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't worry, Ailsa - I've got the low blood-sugar shakes and I almost typed Stromthurmond up there. Time for me dinner.

(Other answers to my question are probably going to be of the cricket score variety, rather than the Tranmere-Bradford/Spurs-Arsenal variety. Australia-Guam in the World Cup or something, where the physio probably scored a couple.)

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Sunday, 14 November 2004 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Brentford. Aargh.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Sunday, 14 November 2004 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I was going to suggest Arbroath's legendary 36-0 trouncing of Bon Accord, but decided against it (apparently the top scorer guy on the day got 13 of the goals, but I doubt there were 9 different scorers, they wouldn't have had subs back then - I did just find out that they had another 7 disallowed for offside)

Australia put about 30 past American Samoa not that long ago, didn't they? Should maybe go and look for scorers for that.

ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 14 November 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

The ref was apparently being kind to Bon Accord, since they weren't actually a football team but a cricket team, who had received the cup invite by mistake. They thought they might as well have a game, since they were there.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 14 November 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't beat nine: the Aussies had a mere seven different scorers for their infamous 31-0 win over American Samoa (Archie Thompson scored 13) in April 2001, but they did have nine in the 22-0 romp vs Tonga two days earlier (Archie just got the one). Tajikistan also had nine in their 16-0 win over Guam (Nov 2000). Guam had a real off-day vs Iran earlier that week, conceding 19, but only a pathetic six different names on the scoresheet.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Sunday, 14 November 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I was remembering a game Rangers played in Europe, against Valletta, when they got a penalty and in an ever-so-patronising way dragged a hugely embarassed Chris Woods forward to take the penalty because everyone else had scored already. However, googling shows that they only won 6-0 so not that one either.

ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 14 November 2004 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

in an ever-so-patronising way dragged a hugely embarassed Chris Woods forward to take the penalty because everyone else had scored already.

That's just not on, is it? A bit like Andre Agassi, as a teenager and before he knew better, murderizing Martin Jaite something like 6-2 6-2 5-0 in a Davis Cup tie and catching a lame second serve to gift Jaite a game. He couldn't understand why people booed.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Sunday, 14 November 2004 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

According to this here website, it was a vital goal that Woods missed. I'm sure it wasn't though.

ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 14 November 2004 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

But goalkeeper's penalties are amazing! I remember Kevin Pressman taking one in about 1995 and spanking it into the net like nothing I've ever seen before - it was basically a goal kick from a few yards out.

Also on Saturday - Paul Robinson crossing the halfway line to take a free kick and basically trying to tonk it into the goal from there.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 14 November 2004 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Andy Goram would have taken penalties, too; sadly he was unable to run from one end of the pitch to the other.

Ally C (Ally C), Sunday, 14 November 2004 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

b-but Woods didn't want to take it. It was "let's all take the piss out of the little team". He missed.

Greatest goalie penalty = Ricardo in Euro 2004 :)

ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 14 November 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

APART FROM THAT ONE!

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 14 November 2004 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i never thought Ledley King could play so badly :(

Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Monday, 15 November 2004 10:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Liverpool vs Oulu Passuerla (or somelike, some Finnish team)in 1982 - We won that summat like 11-0. Can't remember how many scorers though.

I saw Gillingham beat Chesterfield 10-0 once (keeper sent off in first couple of minutes - good old Jim Brown) but I think someone scored 6 in that

Porkpie (porkpie), Monday, 15 November 2004 10:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Most scorers in any game I remember was Queen of the South 6 Morton 5, in 2001-2002 season. 11 goals, 11 different scorers.

Not quite the glamour of a North London derby but I'm sure the 1000 or so who turned up found it exciting.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 15 November 2004 10:23 (twenty-one years ago)

that liverpool game was 10-1, but I can't find the scorers (and it was 81). They beat Altrrincham by a cricket score in the early 80's too

Porkpie (porkpie), Monday, 15 November 2004 10:31 (twenty-one years ago)

The Liverpool 10-1 vs Oulu (Oct 1, 1980) was (Souness 3, McDermott 3, Lee, Ray Kennedy, Fairclough 2).

I remember Everton spanking Wimbledon 8-0 in the League Cup in 78-79 and only two players scored (Latchford 5, Dobson 3).

I think Onimo's QOS-Morton eleven-goal bonanza wins (at least domestically).

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Monday, 15 November 2004 10:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I once played in a Kings College v UCL 3rd XI match which we lost 8-3 after being 3-0 up at half-time. There was a roaring gale straight down the pitch. I was in goal and from a goal-kick into the wind it was hardly possible to get the ball out of the penalty area. I don't think I touched the ball in the first half when we had the wind with us. Right at the start of the second half one of our defenders chipped the ball back to me from about 30 yards for an 'early touch' - it sailed over my head and thumped against the bar. Then they scored 8.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Monday, 15 November 2004 10:58 (twenty-one years ago)

It could have been 6-6!

the bellefox, Monday, 15 November 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

By the way -- today's papers said that Dean Richards may have a brain tumour! Does that put his woeful play and the sad decline in his relationship with the fans in a different perspective?

the bellefox, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

a win, blimey.

rohan ricketts, midfield general.

jolly jol

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 28 November 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Just got back got from the game... I dragged myself out of bed after three hours sleep REALLY not expecting us to win, so I am a happy boy. Mendes *is* class whatever has been said upthread and much better in the centre than out on the right, especially his first touch and his passing when under pressure.

The first half was pretty abysmal though, with hardly anything going right. We were probably lucky Quederue was sent off when he was.

And thank fuck someone has FINALLY had the bright idea of playing Ricketts out wide considering he has always played well before being mystifyingly dropped to the bottom of the pecking order. I'd like to see him do well.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 28 November 2004 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Everyone has been to the football this weekend. Even I watched a bit of Sunday league this morning. Very poor, it was.

Puddin'Head Miller (PJ Miller), Sunday, 28 November 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't, Peej, but then again I have been to about a dozen games so far this season so my guilt isn't too weighty.

(only seen one defeat, too)

He's allergic to lettuce (Mark C), Sunday, 28 November 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Tottenham = 88th club in the EuroFootsie
http://www.eurofootsie.com/modules.php?name=Fcurrent

DJ Martian (djmartian), Sunday, 28 November 2004 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

where do people stand on the kanoute vs keane debate? i'm reluctantly being forced to admit that kanoute is more deserving of the place, and perhaps keane should p[ay for his lack of footballing maturity. a goal as sub for kanoute today, i note.

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Sunday, 28 November 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

On the EuroFootsie you are considered a big club if you are performing well on the pitch.

a big club is top 40? top 50?

DJ Martian (djmartian), Sunday, 28 November 2004 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

No WAY are Germinal Beerschot Antwerp bigger than Dunfermline. That's just fucking hogwash.

Bernard the Butler (Lynskey), Sunday, 28 November 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

duel: ok, put up or shut up, arrange a pre-season friendly next Summer !

DJ Martian (djmartian), Sunday, 28 November 2004 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

those rankings are a football aspergers charter

Porkpie (porkpie), Sunday, 28 November 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

the Arse lost n'all! Tee hee!

spurs person, Sunday, 28 November 2004 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

On current form - Kanoute.
Playing to full potential - Keane, definitely. He was on fire for Spurs for most of last season, even if that did include fairly regular clangers. We'll have to play them both against Blackburn as Defoe is suspended.

Redknapp will be gone during the transfer window, won't he? Being below Rohan Ricketts and Michael Brown in the pecking order is not where any club captain wants to be.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 28 November 2004 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I like the Euro Footsie as it means today Celtic are ahead of Rangers in one league, at least.

ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 28 November 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

'Young Boys' at 144. You don't win anything with kids.

Puddin'Head Miller (PJ Miller), Monday, 29 November 2004 09:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Other argument for playing Kanoute - with the exception of Atouba, Spurs are a pretty small team going forward and don't win many headers. This is expecially true when you have a keeper with a right foot like Robinson's - you can only hoof it up to the big lad if you have a big lad up there to hoof it to.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 29 November 2004 11:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, for goodness sake, Tottenham.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, out on penalties to Liverpool's reserves.

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Classic Spurs self-destruct button there. WHEN OH WHEN WILL WE EVER LEARN?!

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Dowie: Show Me Jol's Balls

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

how do you figure that frank arnesen is doing? is he as useless as the others or is he just limited by the dire cash flow?

Jay-Kid (Jay-Kid), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

All is right with the world.

Bumfluff, Wednesday, 1 December 2004 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

get in!

Jol this morning:
"we can't win anythings"

nice one.

Porkpie (porkpie), Thursday, 2 December 2004 10:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Defoe can win Goal Of The Season

Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Thursday, 2 December 2004 11:07 (twenty-one years ago)

ah yes, the one every manager wants

Porkpie (porkpie), Thursday, 2 December 2004 11:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Ricketts won a tenner on the lottery once

Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Thursday, 2 December 2004 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)

"Great Theatre - Great Cinama - Great Telly" (Matt Smith, c.midnight last night).

Good line, but for me, Matt... that - one falls ... a bit - flat.

the bluefox, Thursday, 2 December 2004 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
For FUCK'S SAKE!

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

An entire YARD over the line. We'd be sixth if it wasn't for that. Genuinely the worst decision I have ever seen. I can't see how FIFA can possibly not look into the possibility of cameras for controversial decisions after that. Big up Martin Jol for opening up the debate, especially as EVEN ALEX FERGUSON tacitly agreed it was a goal.

Everything looked so promising though. King and Robinson HUGE at the back despite first half Man Utd onslaught, and we controlled the game in the second half. If only we'd had Kanoute upfront with Keane, he really seemed to be struggling up there on his own.

But watching Reto Zeigler dub up TWO Man Utd players at once was brilliant. He's 18, but if he can sort out his slightly dodgy passing he could be a great player. And Pedro Mendes IS the best Spurs player, some of his passing on the first touch is astonishing.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

It was a goal, but you didn't deserve to win.

The Horse of Babylon (the pirate king), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

They dominated the first half, we dominated the second half. But the word 'deserve' has no place in football*. When Man Utd's best chance falls to a Spurs fullback THEY didn't deserve to win.

*Except when the ball clearly goes over the line of course ;)

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

it looked fairly even to me. still Pamarot very nearly had it in his own net.

if everybody who saw the game agreed it was a goal, is there really any huge problem in overturning the result and awarding Spurs two points (thus deducting Utd one) ? i know it will never happen but it wasn't an offside issue, it's fucking clear as day - i doubt UEFA would mind thaaat much, go on The FA, ah go on now...ah go on etc.

Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

i just wish i could've seen Stelling and co. going bonkers over it. i hope it was Marsh who was covering the game.

Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate Spurs! :)

.adam (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 23:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Of course you can't overturn the result. Slight case (maybe) for replaying the match like that Arse game a few years back when Kanu scored in a spirit of non-gamesmanship, but other than that, nah.

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Injustice in football? Who knew?

Lets invent a cliched but true sentiment like...'evens out over a season'!

Football is not a morality play. It's a game! Sometimes the best teams don't win. Sometimes, the teams who win become the best teams by that performative dint.

As for video replays - worst idea ever.

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 00:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Lets see who's banging on about using TV for replays...people working in TV! How funny!

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Replaying the game would most likely result in Utd turning us over 5-0 or such like, so that's not really an option. There is nothing that can be done though - awarding Spurs the points just cos the incident was so late on would set a precedent for controversial 6th-minute incidents etc to be considered in the same way.

Still - if we miss out on a UEFA place by 1 or 2 points (and the possible springboard it could bring), we know who and what to blame.

darren (darren), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, and what about the wee teams who don't even have cameras at the games eh? Eh?

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

The wee teams should shut the fuck up. They're bleeding the game dry.

Dave Shepherd (daveb), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Ewwww, you mean the ones with the outside toilets?

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.adam (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

oh well if it's only a game why don't they just use jumpers for goalposts etc.

Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I remember when I was wee and I used to watch my local wee team (Inverness Thistle pre the Caley takeover fiasco) I hated the fact that I would never get to see these games on telly. I was quite used to watching football on TV in the early 80s, so that when I saw a goal I was wanting to see a replay of it, and being hugely disappointed that I never would.

I wasn't much of a purist back then, but I was only about 11.

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

football's better on TV

Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

except when you're there

Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 00:20 (twenty-one years ago)

jumpers for goalposts, milk bottles for referees...I miss childhood.

.adam (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 00:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Now I support a team where if I miss a goal at the match I can watch it again on a huge screen and then go home and watch it a hundred times more on the TV/internet. But (partly) only because my wee team aren't there anymore.

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

milk bottles for referees???

Milk bottles are notoriously blind, adam, couldn't you have used potatoes or something?

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"HEEEY...THOSE AREN'T REAL HANDS!"

Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

wee team haha

.adam (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 00:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Hein? Being anti-pointless, invasive, intrusive technology makes me a reactionary luddite? Sinkah to thread!

I can see the use of certain technological devices; video replays to deal with a rare incident aren't it and are just gimmicks. More than that though, they're gimmicks which will spread to other parts of the game.

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Mystery solved!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/coop75/carroll_gaffe2.jpg

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

lucky for some

Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

i missed this game through drinking in a non-football pub, but i got a txt from a friend saying "carroll just threw the ball into his own goal, but the referee didnt notice. he is finished. funniest thing all season. it finished 0-0"

still haven't seen the goal on tv, but looking at dave's picture (amusing photoshop notwithstanding!) it seems incredible that they could have missed something so far over the line.

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

It was very over the line:

http://skysports.planetfootball.com/images/playerpics04_05/football/live/carroll_gaffe.jpg

On MotD, it seemed the lino was looking down as he ran to follow play - I think he was concentrating so hard and just wasn't prepared for the fuck-up that was Carroll tonight (see earlier spillage of the ball).

Niemi to thread. Or OT more likely.

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 02:28 (twenty-one years ago)

i just wish i could've seen Stelling and co. going bonkers over it. i hope it was Marsh who was covering the game.

Sadly it was Gordon McQueen, Marsh would surely have exploded.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 07:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, I have come round to the fact that goal line cameras = bad thing and will lead to every booking, offside and other similar situation being subject to video replays. But surely for something as fundamental as whether or not the ball is over the line then something like, I dunno, whatever clever cyclops technology they use in tennis would be a start.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 09:14 (twenty-one years ago)

And the scourge of the modern game: foul throws.

The Horse of Babylon (the pirate king), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 09:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't want any kind of video replays. Anything that erodes referees' authority any further would be a disaster. Sure refs sometimes screw up - so do players, so do managers. Stop whining and get on with it. The game needs more respect for officials, less dissent and less cheating.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 09:20 (twenty-one years ago)

In what way does it erode or undermine the authority of referees? It does accept that refs are not all-seeing - but the call would still be theirs to make. Players and managers are supposed to screw up, its part and parcel of the game, but one day a club might go down because of a decision like this and their fans would be fully justified in "whining".

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 10:00 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/coop75/carroll_gaffe2.jpg

Never a goal!

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 10:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Someone else post it now!

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 10:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Cyclops works in tennis because there are no players' legs in the way of the service line when a player serves; can you imagine a goalmouth scramble being resolved by a similar system? Perhaps some kind of triangulation or - conspiracists would love this - put something IN the ball. Make it go FASTER!

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 10:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i guess tim howard will be in goal on saturday then?

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 10:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Remember Clive Allen not scoring for Palace in 1980 with a free kick which came back off the stanchion with such force the ref thought it had hit the post? Didn't Spain suffer the same fate vs Brazil in the '86 WC?

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 10:19 (twenty-one years ago)

(It's sadly typical of Spurs fans that this thread should be revived after such a misfortune when it lay dormant during their best run of results in recent memory. Didn't anyone want to laugh in my face after New Year's Day?)

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 10:25 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.base58.com/ilx/carrollballs.jpg

Never a goal!

Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 11:29 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm thinking about a futuristic sensored pad laid on the ground the width of the ball behind the goal line. anything touching the pad triggers an alarm. goalkeepers would have to keep their accessories and stuff outside the goal, but they wouldn't be able to stand behind their line so easily on penalties anymore. only problem is fans behind the net maybe throwing coins and stuff onto the pad to try and trigger the alarm. oh well back to the 2012 drawing board...

Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 11:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Dr C OTM. Lets have robotic players who never make mistakes. Perfectability is a pointless and dangerous aspiration in most walks of life, and football is no exception.

The argument that 'the rewards are so big we must have it' kind of points out that maybe the rewards have become too important.

Anyways...never a goal!

http://img21.exs.cx/img21/5952/post-1-1104886332.gif

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 11:43 (twenty-one years ago)

it's probably true that people wouldn't be as bothered if it wasn't for the fact that this was against Man Utd at Old Trafford.

had it been England we'd probably be at war by now. had it been Brazil the ref would be dead.

Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 11:46 (twenty-one years ago)

What would be so difficult about having another ref somewhere who could view the game from multiple cameras and could dictate to the on pitch ref whether a decision like this would be allowed, and it wouldn't waste more than a few seconds at the most surely ?!

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 11:46 (twenty-one years ago)

The argument that 'the rewards are so big we must have it' kind of points out that maybe the rewards have become too important.

yes, more wage caps less international caps!

Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 11:47 (twenty-one years ago)

we do need replays: its quite clear that players will not stop cheating and that refs cannot, at certain times, cover the whole picth and that they make crucial mistakes as a result. It won't take much time, and the decision to use replays should be the refs and I don't see how it would take very long. accpeting that you are not sure whether the player was offside or not is ok but it shouldn't decide matches.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)

i know. the goal mouth should be a trench!

Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 12:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Full of sharks!

RickyT (RickyT), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 12:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i am now convinced that this is the solution. probably lose the sharks though. but sinking the ground in the goalmouth a foot or so deep would make it both much more difficult for the keeper to paw the ball out quickly and to stand behind his line on penalties. come on you Luddites, debunk this one (but some small clubs can't afford a shovel!)...

Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)

It's sadly typical of Spurs fans that this thread should be revived after such a misfortune when it lay dormant during their best run of results in recent memory.

I did spend a lot of my first post praising our players, y'know. This is the best Spurs team I've seen in over 12 years. We still won't beat Chelsea though. I also admired the way both players and manager reacted to the situation. Had this been United or Arsenal they would have surrounded the ref and all hell would have broken loose.

Didn't anyone want to laugh in my face after New Year's Day?

It was my New Years resolution not to laugh in any more faces. Plus I'd been asleep all day and didn't even find out the result until two hours after the final whistle ;)

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 12:27 (twenty-one years ago)

A foot or so deeper?! What about when the keeper has to dart off his line? Or save a shot heading towards the top corner? Or would you make the crossbar itself a foot lower? This is a recipe for goalkeeping chaos.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

oh a foot is nothing. it will also be very funny to see a keeper tumble backwards into a small hole after bundling the ball out occasionally. it could be cushioned if you prefer.

Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)

or full of foam, every football game would turn into an 'Its a Knockout' farce.

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry, Matt - you're quite right, you did big up the Hotspurs. It was quite...moving.

As I said on the EFC-LFC thread (which I'm sure no one outside of me, Gerry Marsden and Ed "Stewpot" Stewart reads), I think Spurs have a great shot at 4th. You'll need 66pts, mind.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 12:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Having watched it with the DV in a nice pub here in Dublin, that was an amazingly bullshit non-goal last night!

Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)

quick quiz Mike: Everton have more points now than they did at the end of every season since when?

Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)

(that's not a dig btw, LIneker mentioned it the other week and now i'm thinking, but the answer is probably 2003 anyway haha...)

Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

sinking the ground in the goalmouth a foot or so deep would make it both much more difficult for the keeper to paw the ball out quickly and to stand behind his line on penalties. come on you Luddites, debunk this one

Er, making sure the goalie is behind the line is a good thing for penalties. Or is moving 3 yards forward is a good thing? Come on hysterical overreacting to minor incidents blown out of proportion by a breathelss media machine game changers, debunk that one!

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 12:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Er, yeah - only last season did we dip below 40 in the 3pt/win age (depending how you calculate it, it was possibly our worst season ever; obv not as bad as relegation in '31 or '51).

But 43pts = what we finished with in '99 and '02, one more than we finished with in '97 and '01 and three more than '98. A draw at Boro Saturday week and we equal 93-94's total of 44. Best season since 87-88 is the target.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

or full of foam, every football game would turn into an 'Its a Knockout' farce.

BOUNCEBACKABILITY!

I think we are playing well enough for a 4th-placed team NOW but that abysmal run in the Santini-Jol transition period has put paid to that. If we carry on playing like this then 6th is good, but I'm worried that everything could crumble if there's a serious injury to King or Robinson (AKA The Team Bus), or if the strikers all suddenly go off the boil at once.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Also - can I just say 'Dangerous Dogs Act'

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Dave can I remind you of your reaction to a certain Mr Urs Meier not so long ago?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

It was a disgrace. I was furious, but I don't recall ever saying 'the game should be replayed' or 'a video ref shoiuld be able top overrule Maier' < / hostage to fortune as someone searhces >

Just to show I am not a fecking luddite, I do wish Refs would have those gdagets surveyors have where they point a light-pen at an object is they get told how far away it is. This sorst out getting walls 10-yards back easily.

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

There should be Post Match Adjudications.

On a matter of fact that ball was behind the line, and Tottenham should be awarded the goal.

Also cheating bastard refs that play an extra 2 minutes, double the time indicated after 90 minutes should be made to answer why?

re: Everton's Xtra Xtra time goal against Pompey.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 13:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Er, making sure the goalie is behind the line is a good thing for penalties.

surely they should be standing ON or just before the line (heel contact) as too far in front OR behind gives them advantage (if they're standing IN the goal they have as good a chance of blocking the ball as they do being a foot or so out from the goal line?)

Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

"a MINIMUM of [x] minutes" martian, you can only have a go when they play less than that indicated...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, balls, DJM - Osman scored after something like 92min 35sec; do you honestly think when the board goes up showing "2" that that means there have been precisely 120 seconds of interruption to play in that half? Did Portsmouth stop playing at 92:00 or something? The board is a guide and an indication of the minimum, providing there are no further stoppages (and there's always a bit of time-wasting in injury time).

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

basically there should be third refs like third umpires in test cricket => only to be called upon when the ref feels that he needs assistance and only in certain types of decisions to be made, such as off sides and handballs and when really odd once-in-a-lifetime situations come up (like the one last night) (third umpires are mostly used in cricket when you have run outs). x-post

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Adjudication afterwards - utter madness. If football becomes a sport where there is a dry-run, subject to adjustment aftwerwards, then it can fuck off. It will kill it.You have to leave the ground knowing you've seen the result as it will be.

Refs - the time shown is a minimum. That's why they annoucne that the 4th official has indicated that there will be a minimum. And if there are stoppages in that time - substitutions etc - then it can be extended.

As for the ditch, it would have to be made about the diameter of the ball plus two inches behind the far edge of the goaline = about a foot, and only comes into play for those instances where the ball is on the ground. Still, might means that balls that bounce down off the crossbar and over the line will hit the net.

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Steve, are you seriously suggesting that the distance penalties are taken at is a scientifically determined local minimum of ease of saving by goalkeeper?

RickyT (RickyT), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Julio, has the third umpire actually improved cricket?

RickyT (RickyT), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Ricky, no - but the distance between spot and goal line has been determined and the goalkeeper has to be in the correct place. it is of no great consequence to the ditch* however.


*not really a ditch

Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

if by 'improvement' you mean that mistakes cannot be made when deciding upon close run outs then yes ricky. also note that when third umpires were introduced the 'respect' for the main umpires was not lost and that no one has suggested that lbws should be determined by third umpires. Technology has its limitations and this should be applied as a correction in football.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

agree wholeheartedly with Dave in that people have to know it's done and dusted when they leave the ground.

Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Except that mistakes CAN still be made, if all the angles are obscured, respect for main umpires DOES seem to have been lost and LOADS OF PEOPLE have suggested that LBW decisions should be made by third umpires!

RickyT (RickyT), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Spurs are interesting this season; this incredible incident, the 5-4
with Arsenal, the 5-1 'gainst Southampton, 5-2 'gainst Everton,
the mad Santini business, Defoe making waves..

Masked Gazza, Wednesday, 5 January 2005 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

*avoids bad taste joke*

yes they've had just as many drab goal-less draws tho no?

Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never seen a run out decision where the angles have all been obscured - i can see that this could happen but it hasn't come up yet. How much has an introduction of the third umpire had to do with loss of respect? The general trend is that sportsmen do want to work the rules; they can be bent, and ppl have done so as the last century progressed (I don't know that much abt cricket being a gentlemen's game - i don't know if that wz ever true, btw).

I do remember those suggestions regarding lbws but not much say in the last 2 years. There wz a discussion on C4 regarding the tech they use to determine lbws and again, I do remember the limitations of that being talked about, not being 100%.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Now that this thread has swung vaguely in the direction of penalty-taking:

I have a theory that a penalty shot fast, aimed somewhere between about half a metre and a metre past the keeper's ankle (about where Beckham put that shoulder-high penalty in the WC, except flush along the turf), is impossible to save because the keeper has to get off the ground and down again before the ball arrives. But what do you experts say?

And Julio:

'....no one has suggested that lbws should be determined by third umpires.'

In Oz that's beeen screamed for for a few years, yes Dave B, by the TV network, who of course have their own gimmicky gee-whiz piece of dodgy technology which the commentators refer to to pontificate with total surety about LB decisions.

Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Santy did try to bore everyone to death yes
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Masked Gazza, Wednesday, 5 January 2005 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"I have a theory that a penalty shot fast, aimed somewhere between about half a metre and a metre past the keeper's ankle (about where Beckham put that shoulder-high penalty in the WC, except flush along the turf), is impossible to save because the keeper has to get off the ground and down again before the ball arrives. But what do you experts say?"

This kind of penalty is easy enough to save with your legs if you dive the wrong way in the first place.

The Horse of Babylon (the pirate king), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

** have a theory that a penalty shot fast, aimed somewhere between about half a metre and a metre past the keeper's ankle (about where Beckham put that shoulder-high penalty in the WC, except flush along the turf), is impossible to save because the keeper has to get off the ground and down again before the ball arrives. But what do you experts say?**

As Horse of Babylon sez, you can get these with your legs, whether you go the right way or wrong way. I was quite a decent penalty-saver when I played regularly and I stopped a few this way, by accident really. I'd say impossible penalties to save are those that go in the top corner just under the bar. Actually if it goes straight down the middle and just under the bar it's impossible too. If they hit it right you won't be high enough off the ground to get near it. Of course it's a more risky penalty to take.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Thursday, 6 January 2005 10:31 (twenty-one years ago)

fred - like I said, I know the limitations of the technology and so does the ICC and the football authorities...the TV networks know it too, so they can just keep shouting abt it bcz they know it won't be introduced.

a gd thing to come out of this incident is that we will finally get refs to spend a few seconds to watch the video replays during the game. there are handball incidents and refs can't see it and that has got to stop.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 6 January 2005 10:54 (twenty-one years ago)

(I'd like to think we're on that path anyway)

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 6 January 2005 10:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Hein? What are you on about Julio? 'Goit to Stop'? Is football as an edifice crumbling after 120 years because of unseen handballs (which, in perfect demonstration of the media-ledness of this whole thing) is what there have been three high profilish instances of this week.

Try going to a football match, and listen to the amount of times the crowd shout 'handball!'. Taking ridiculous bias into account, even if only 10% of these are correct, and the home team are as guilty too, that a couple of handball each week and nearly every game. The vast majority of htose who attend do not consider themselves robbed, cheated or participants at the dying days of football as it slowly sinks under a welter of netball-inspired interventions. Sheesh.

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 6 January 2005 11:04 (twenty-one years ago)

handballs, add the diving to that...just bcz its been happening for 120 years (diving is more recent maybe) doesn't mean it should go on for ever and ever dave. sheesh.

Of course refs won't act on what the crowd says, but if the players appeal for handball then why not look at it (and fines should be placed if there players use this as a tactic to waste time)? as you said, these things don't happen enough times in a game so its not going the way of netball. sheesh.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 6 January 2005 11:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I agree with Julio in that I'm sick of the amount of cheating there is in the game (in fact, I think this is probably the subject on which I've most agreed with Julio ever), and if technology can be used to wipe it out then great. However, I agree with Dave that it is likely (NB not definite, despite Dave's apoplectic ravings) that imposing these things will negatively interrupt the flow of the game.

Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 6 January 2005 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it's part of the game Julio. I don't say it's brilliant, but it around number 769 on the list of things football must attend to.

How do you look at it? If the ref hasn't seen it, and play carries on, you wait for a break in play. 4 minutes later, the ref calls everyone back and gives a penalty. Untenable IMO.

Or another option is that play instantly stops when players want a handball looked at. That'll never become used as a way to stop a team breaking downfield will it?

So we leave the decision in the hands of the ref, who over time will use it for any ball striking a player around the torso, as they cease to trust their own judgement as they are pilloried for incompetance, and the game is a constant stop-start of video checking. If you think that's great then please do explain why.

x-post - do you mean apoplectic or apocolyptic?

x-post2 - I hate cheating. Easy way to do it is to punish the club. Notts Forest didn't have cheats, because Clough stamped on it. Too many managers don't these days because it's not worth being good. So make it not worth being bad. Dock a team points for cheating as revealed in post-match video-analysis.

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 6 January 2005 11:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Nope, apoplectic. The big problem I have with your approach, Dave, is your refusal to experiment or even debate the possibility. I think that experimenting wll throw up surprising results (which is kind of the point), but equally it could prove to be a red herring and be dropped. Worth a shot.

Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 6 January 2005 11:30 (twenty-one years ago)

The Doc was right, upthread, about the game. Well said, Doc.

I am not upset about the goal not being given. I am happy with the point. It's not a problem. It's all good.

I think that Everton will finish above Tottenham, but I still fear (?) that Liverpool will finish above Everton; in fact that seems very likely, to me.

the spurfox, Thursday, 6 January 2005 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)

'Or another option is that play instantly stops when players want a handball looked at. That'll never become used as a way to stop a team breaking downfield will it?'

well if the ref thinks there has been some handball (but isn't so sure so he gives it the benefit of the doubt) and the players appeal for it then why shouldn't there be a break in the game? like i said if there players are thought to be using this to disrupt the flow of the game then fine/docking points is applicable.

this is even more so for diving for penalties...if the ref isn't sure, and there's a break in the game anyway.

managers are too soft bcz their jobs depend on it, players won't put their hands up and say they allowed the goal in bcz their places may be at stake so I think the FA should have a look at doing something abt it instead of expecting clubs to police themselves.

you're right this isn't a priority but since we are arguing abt it.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 6 January 2005 11:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I am in favour of experimenting, but only with things which are needed. I'm not against change, but am opposed to change I don't think is necessary, whipped up by a media storm which is based on the economics of the media rather than the 'failings' of the game as it stands as present. I've given plenty of structural reasons why videos won't work in the game, but can see it's worth experimenting with non-invasive means. I think I say above that provided the sensors work and are 100% accurate, then let's try it. I'm just not sure we'd be doing any good to replace a human (fallibility rating of, say, 95%) for a machine (fallibility rating of say (97%); we still have these media circus hue and cries, and we denigrate the authority of the official for all the things they actually do get right. That's not progress at all.

People keep talking about fairness, but little about the holistic good of the game - part of that is the authority and respect shown to officials. By haviong their authority questioned during the game and overturned, that degrades, and that's a very bad thing. That's something advocates have to address, and by failing to do so, they show themselvs to be more interested in good telly rather than a good sport.

x-post - allowing players to break the flow of the game is utter madness.

X-post 2 - the FA first need to come up with a way of identifying cheating, then agree a policy to penalise it. This needs to get the approval of the premier league clubs before it comes in.

Now, there's the fucking major issue for football, not this shite.

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 6 January 2005 11:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I mostly agree with Dave B here, though I think some near-instantaneous notification of the ref in the sole case of the ball crossing the goal-line by a 4th official is feasible. A vibrating wristwatch perhaps. I liked the surveyors' laser-measure idea too; as soon as the ref gets it out you know if can't be an Henry-style quick f-k. Sorry, that looks rude.

Docking teams points for cheating - what if they've cheated their way (via a spurious red card for the opposition/penalty) into the next round of a cup competition?

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 6 January 2005 11:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Vibrating technology is already used in lino's flags, so that'd be fine to me. As for docking points and cup ties. Good point. Maybe take away the prize money and give it to the losers?

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 6 January 2005 11:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Man Utd should forfeit their FA Cup place...

Stevem On X (blueski), Thursday, 6 January 2005 11:46 (twenty-one years ago)

but still play the match...

Stevem On X (blueski), Thursday, 6 January 2005 11:47 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post - allowing players to break the flow of the game is utter madness.

They do this already by diving, time-wasting and arguing with the ref, Dave.

(but I do agree that it's ridiculous to give the players any right of appeal)

Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 6 January 2005 11:51 (twenty-one years ago)

ok last post as I gotta go:

'allowing players to break the flow of the game is utter madness'

first of all there aren't that many incidents in a game and there are breaks in the game for injuries.

btw, I've always thought that video tech should be introduced, even before this 'media storm' and I don't see how its unworkable specially when a dive is made. not sure abt docking points but players that dive should be banned for a game post-match but then what if a red card is handed out to the player who committed the 'foul'. that affects the game and can't be dealt with post-match.

x-post

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 6 January 2005 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)

That's what I meant - having a legitimate ability to make the ref stop play by appealing is the issue I'm set against.

xpost - Julio, the issue isn't breaks per se, but the occurrance of those breaks as quickly after an incident as possible. That's wishful thinking.

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 6 January 2005 11:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I agree with Dave B's last few posts.

My number one issue with football is dissent, appealing, surrounding refs etc etc. It's really spoiling my enjoyment of the game along with cheating in all forms - timewasting, diving etc.

The dissent issue is very easy to legislate against - just apply Rugby-style ref interaction. Dissent penalised by moving free-kicks forward, instant yellow card for first offence, next player to abuse a ref gets a straight red thereby penalising the team. Only the captain is allowed to ask the ref about a decision and report back to his team. It may be easy to write the rules, but it's not so easy to apply. Maybe current refs and the FA could get advice from Rugby refs. Another problem is how to apply retrospectively to a bunch of badly educated, over-paid yobs, who have been swearing at refs since they were 11 years old.

The cheating - blatant dives should always be punished, and the current yellow card rule seems to work well when the offence is spotted. But it's so hard to detect. I don't have any new ideas here.

Also cut the fucking agents out of the game, cut the destabilising, disloyal, DISHONEST tittle-tattle to the press.

You know football's a SPORT. When I pay £35 for 90 minutes of SPORT, that's what I want to see. I want to see my team win, yes, but not at all costs. I want to see a SPORTING CONTEST - played to the limit of, but within, the rules. I really don't care to think that my money is subsidising the champagne lifestyle of a bunch of foul-mouthed cheats.

What if Roy Carroll had run up to the officials and said 'actually ref, it went in'?

Dr. C (Dr. C), Thursday, 6 January 2005 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

He would have been castrated as well as flayed alive.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 6 January 2005 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish I'd never started this now. Can I clarify I was *only* talking about goal-line decisions, using whatever technology would be most effective but cause the least disruption to the game. All this stuff about video replays for handballs and the like is nonsense. What's the ref supposed to do? Trot off to watch the telly every five minutes?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 6 January 2005 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

the 5th official could hold the telly and run around with it

charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 6 January 2005 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Can't you get telly on your mobile phone these days anyway? Or sumthin'.

Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 6 January 2005 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

self imposed constraints = the classicest thing ever, of course.

ie. i quite like that referees have to make calls using limited resources, and will thusly make quite a few wrong ones. i believe that refs should try and perfect/improve their art within those constraints.

i also may be the only person who has a certain fondness for cheeky pieces of cheating. who could say maradona's hand of god wasn't a delightful piece of improvisation? *runs away*

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Thursday, 6 January 2005 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

can't see much harm in the ref being able to view an instant replay from the side of the pitch, could take under 30 seconds. only for big games/clubs perhaps but then so is undersoil heating or TV cameras generally. the real problem is what prompts the ref to decide if he should check a replay or not - players and spectators will call for anything and everything but in the case of long-range efforts with the keeper running back to the goal an experienced ref might expect it to be a potential tough call and be prepared to stop action combining this factor with the MASSIVE spontaneous crowd reaction (too big to orchestrate surely). Difficult tho. Could they not position linesmen along the ends of the pitch as well as the sides? They'd see these incidents better and be able to alert the ref. This would be better for refereeing corners as well where so many handballs and fouls occur.

Stevem On X (blueski), Thursday, 6 January 2005 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

one problem is they're prone to abuse and attacks from the crowd (coins etc.), but no more than linesmen running lengthways?

Stevem On X (blueski), Thursday, 6 January 2005 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

How about, if the ball goes over the line, a klaxon sounds and the goalframe glows purple? I would like to tender for the contract to put the fluorescent tubes in.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 6 January 2005 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

the goalframe could turn blue whenever Paul Scholes approaches

Stevem On X (blueski), Thursday, 6 January 2005 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Am I wrong, or was there not a massive spontaneous crowd reaction in the Spurs game? It was at the United end of Old Trafford, wasn't it?

Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 6 January 2005 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, the United fans started laughing, and when the Spurs fanbs starting singing '1-0 to the Tottenham' they joined in laughing their knockers off.

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 6 January 2005 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Can't you get telly on your mobile phone these days anyway? Or sumthin'.
-- Dadaismus (dadaismu...), January 6th, 2005.

problem solved :-)

steve it would to the ref to use the video replays, most of the time they can make decisions on their own. and it wouldn't take as much time as ppl seem to think it might (could take 30 secs as you've said, which you know, its pretty much the same amount of time when players come along to argue at the refs decision - the camera would settle it). and dave I said it before but players won't use it to waste time if they get fined for it.

refs do a difficult job, some of the players make it impossible and then in turn have the nerve to criticize the refs for not doing it properly. but this would make it easier on them and if stoppage is doubled, so fucking be it.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 6 January 2005 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

i wonder if they'll use this for penalty decisions too.. to stamp out diving etc. in the box - although this could mean arsenal never winning the premiership again.....

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 6 January 2005 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I still say Rebrov's one of the best strikers in Europe, and I know that for a fact. I think he made a mistake joining Tottenham. They weren't a big enough club for him.

I know that under one Spurs manager Sergei was especially unhappy, and an unhappy footballer will never play well

It makes me sad, as I know how good he could have been. When I left Kiev, I knew there were many clubs in Europe that were interested in me. Tottenham were one, but not one that I ever gave any consideration to

andrij shevchenko, Monday, 17 January 2005 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...
http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,1563,1402958,00.html

the dreamfox, Tuesday, 1 February 2005 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

That is:

Spurs sign £8m Forest duo

Tuesday February 1, 2005
The Guardian

Tottenham Hotspur concluded a hectic period of transfer activity last night by paying £8m for Andy Reid and Michael Dawson of Nottingham Forest. The deal represented the largest piece of business on the final day of the transfer window and means that Spurs have signed eight players in a month. Tottenham's determination to establish themselves among the Premiership's elite has cost them around £11m in four transfers, three loan deals and a pre-contract agreement for Auxerre's Finnish midfielder Teemu Tainio.

Forest, in stark contrast, can look forward to a bleak future, with the majority of the £8m potentially required to address the effects of dropping into League One. The club are seven points adrift of safety in the Championship and by selling their two prized assets they have undermined any chance of avoiding relegation.

Reid and Dawson are products of the same academy that nurtured the Newcastle vice-captain Jermaine Jenas and the Southampton midfielder David Prutton. Reid, a left-sided playmaker of genuine menace, is now an established Republic of Ireland international and over the past year has arguably been the most stylish player outside the Premiership. Southampton had been willing to pay £3m for the 22-year-old as well as offering two of their fringe players, Darren Kenton and Brett Ormerod, but Reid has had his heart set on a move to White Hart Lane since they offered £5m plus Rohan Ricketts for him a year ago.

Dawson, an England Under-21 international, has suffered from a series of injuries and the imperious form he showed in his formative days at the City Ground has given way to a number of erratic displays over the past six months. Yet Tottenham are entitled to believe that the 21-year-old will justify his transfer value if he can reproduce the type of performance that convinced the England manager Sven-Goran Eriksson to invite him to join the national squad for a training camp after only a handful of club appearances.

Liverpool under Gérard Houllier had tried to sign Dawson and two years ago Sir Alex Ferguson made a request to Paul Hart, the then Forest manager, to be kept informed

the dreamfox, Tuesday, 1 February 2005 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Some would say £11m to secure the services of eight players is pretty good going.

I am very happy with the signing of Reid, more so than if we'd got Routledge, I think. Can Reid play on the right? I'm still hugely unconvinced by Simon Davies who appears to have lost it pretty much straight after scoring that cracker against Italy, and I like Ziegler on the left wing.. Mendes can play there okay but he's better alongside Carrick in the centre.

Dawson I'm not so sure about but he's cover for King and Naybet at the moment and Calum Davenport and Anthony Gardner could still get better. And if Mido can keep his toys in the pram that's a pretty impressive strike force.

Spurs now have cover for every position for the first time I can remember, and what looks like one of the most impressive young squads in the Premiership. I am happy.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

DC: your points are very good. Value, indeed. And Youth. Long have I wanted Tottenham to sign Young players, and at last every player we sign is Young - 20, 21 or younger, mostly. So, even if we sell them we might make a profit from it some day.

In what way, though, is Davenport not good? Presumably he was supposed to be good when we signed him.

Reid: so much better than Routledge, surely - a real Creative player.

Dawson's alleged proneness to injury is his biggest Spurs worry?

I hope that little Robbie K is not going to become 'unsettled' now.

Now that we have drawn Forest (btw, can Dawson and Reid play vs them?) in 5th round, surely only Tottenham could screw up such a straight run to the QFs. So - lose 3-4 to WBA in the replay?

the dreamfox, Tuesday, 1 February 2005 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd guess they will be cup-tied PF.

i fear that robbie K will be off come the summer though...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Davenport has potential, certainly, but is young and inexperienced although I'm sure that loan stretch at Southampton is doing him good. Reid is better than Routledge but we'll get him on a free over the summer, I suspect.

I think Keane will stay especially as I cannot see us keeping hold of Defoe, Kanoute and Mido over the summer. Defoe will go for silly money though, so it wouldn't be the end of the world. I have faith in Ledley King's loyalty, especially for a couple of seasons and as long as we keep moving in the right direction.

The size of the squad could prove problematic though - we have a Top Three-sized squad now with a lot of competition in certain positions but without the obvious rewards of actually being at a Top Three club and someone is bound to get hacked off.

We are going to lose to Bolton tonight though. The entire left side of the park appears to be unavailable.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Does anyone know anything at all about El Hamdaoui, Hallfredsson and Limbersky? Is Teemu Tainio any cop?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

He's a cop, with a difference.

the chimefox, Tuesday, 1 February 2005 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

They all have cool names.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh bugger.

Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh booger it...At least we have added Derby's Tom Huddlestone to the Panini-album style collection of under 21 stars we've signed in the last few weeks.

darren (darren), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Told you we'd lose.

Ah well, at least we've bought the last available young British player in the league.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

kanoute's kick to the tray of drinks was priceless

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 23:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Looks like we played well, unlucky to lose. With a 2-4 unfurling back in North London, I am unruffled.

the bluefox, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Only 7 points for safety!

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

but what of UEFA now?

Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Next season!

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Dawson and Reid are only cup-tied if they played for Forest in the previous rounds. Fingers crossed, they wouldn't be vital for us to beat them though.

Nick H (Nick H), Thursday, 3 February 2005 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
No more Dean Richards

Its a bit of a shame. I was looking forward to the day we sold him to West Ham.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 21 March 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

Oh, that's not a nice way to retire.

Spurs might be buying Rosicky, or so I heard. And Von Bommel is making his mind up.

I can't wait for Timmy to go to the Hammers.

jel -- (jel), Monday, 21 March 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...
Spurs win the Peace Cup! Rejoice!

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 24 July 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

If they really do sign Davids, they may finally have a little of my respect.

xp - oh they just did, apparently!

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

Cool!

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

My local bookies is offering 100-1 for the prem.

Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 09:14 (twenty years ago)

GET. IN.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 10:19 (twenty years ago)

I think Spurs have a very good shot at 4th place this season; it won't be Everton again (14th more like) and it can't be Liverpool, and it would be a nice way to tie up this thread.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 10:26 (twenty years ago)

he's 32 now you know. how much will they be paying him?

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 10:26 (twenty years ago)

Meanwhile: Rooney out for whole season

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 10:43 (twenty years ago)

You naughty prankster you.

scotstvo (scotstvo), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 10:46 (twenty years ago)

Steve - 32 is good right now, a bit of experience in midfield is what we need considering the average age of the rest of the team is about 22.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 10:54 (twenty years ago)

i think i've kind of liked spurs since jol took over, they're like a plucky lad thats gearing up to punch above their weight

they could even be this years bolton!

charltonlido (gareth), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:12 (twenty years ago)

That's like 8 central midfield dudes for spurs now! Youngest squad in the prem.

£70,000 a week? But, when these classy players reach the end of their career, they're more interested in contract length usually. I bet Figo joins next week.

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

Latest reports are that Spurs are in for Van Der Meyde as well as Davids. This is all getting a bit silly.

Central midfield pecking order for next season?

Davids, Carrick, Mendes, Tainio, Davis, Brown, Huddlestone... can Aaron Lennon play in central midfield?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 29 July 2005 11:29 (twenty years ago)

Lennon's currently in my fantasy team - it was a toss-up between he and Marney.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 29 July 2005 11:50 (twenty years ago)

You do know that Marney played all of two games for Spurs last season?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 29 July 2005 12:28 (twenty years ago)

good goal/game ratio! but the point is, they are both dirt cheap and i needed bench-warmers.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 29 July 2005 12:32 (twenty years ago)

Gareth's comment is excellent and I'm disappointed the Spurs fans have failed to rise to it.

Dave B (daveb), Friday, 29 July 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)

Huddlestones a defender isn't he?

I reckon they'll try and sell Davis and maybe Brown too.

jel -- (jel), Friday, 29 July 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

Davids is too old and overpaid and will probably lack commitment.

Best story of the year, yesterday: Robbie Keane is not for sale; neither he nor Tottenham want to part company.

(WOO-HOO! In your face, O'Leary - We're Number Ten!...)

the pinefox, Saturday, 30 July 2005 09:25 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...
Top of the league! How long will it last?

I reckon until about 5:30PM tomorrow afternoon. Enjoy it while it lasts.

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Saturday, 20 August 2005 14:59 (twenty years ago)

Wahoo!

jel -- (jel), Saturday, 20 August 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

Top of the league! Tottenham are still a big club!

Good performance as well, apparently. Defoe's goal a stormer, Davids typically monstrous. It's going to be a good season.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 20 August 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

Davids scored? i thought it was Mido? that other big club Charlton are snapping at the heels but things do seem to be looking good for yers.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Saturday, 20 August 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

And I can see Tottenham maintaining their three-place lead over West Ham as the season progresses...

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 20 August 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

wow, I'm not surprised I heard the roar when Defoe's goal went in!

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 20 August 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)

1. Tottenham Hotspur

2. Charlton Athletic

3. Manchester United

the keanefox, Saturday, 20 August 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)

Alan Hansen is a hater!

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 21 August 2005 11:48 (twenty years ago)

That is possibly the happiest any top three has made me.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 21 August 2005 11:56 (twenty years ago)

Yes, it's nigh unbeatable.

the bellefox, Sunday, 21 August 2005 13:11 (twenty years ago)

wow, such friendliness and jokeyness in the tunnel before Chelsea arsenal. I'm not sure whether I approve - I want focus and hard stares I think.

Porkpie (porkpie), Sunday, 21 August 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

hi tim!

charltonlido (gareth), Sunday, 21 August 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)

oi!

Porkpie (porkpie), Sunday, 21 August 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

Yes, quite: evenin', Guv'nor.

I just seen that Chas 'n' Dave!

Two of their songs tonight featured Tottenham.

the bellefox, Sunday, 21 August 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

Still top of the league, I see.

I only watched half of Chelsea Arsenal because the pub I'd been asked to watch it in turned out to be the SE London outpost of the BNP. Not good.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 21 August 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

Where was that, DC?

Seriously, I saw Chas'n'Dave, only about an hour ago.

the bellefox, Sunday, 21 August 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...
BETTER THAN ARSENAL!

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 16 October 2005 12:43 (twenty years ago)

There might have to be some re-evaluation after today's game.

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Saturday, 29 October 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
robben rumours?

terry lennox. (gareth), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 11:22 (twenty years ago)

it is madness.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 11:33 (twenty years ago)

Suddenly seems almost believable. It's the Jol factor.

(I'm sure he'd rather go to Barcelona or somewhere but if he's fallen out with Mourinho really badly then maybe)

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 11:36 (twenty years ago)

four weeks pass...
et tu, Mido?

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Thursday, 15 December 2005 12:30 (twenty years ago)

I'm with the big Egyptian on this one.

Pete W (peterw), Thursday, 15 December 2005 13:14 (twenty years ago)

Ajax won the European Cup about three times, I believe, and are regular champions and most years seem to be in the Champions' League, so I'd have to agree.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 15 December 2005 13:26 (twenty years ago)

For some reason, the BBC referring to a striker as a hitman really disturbs me.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 15 December 2005 13:26 (twenty years ago)

Mido should start presenting a late night pop music show with Michaela Strachan.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Thursday, 15 December 2005 13:40 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
Does anyone want to watch Spurs with me tonight, somehow?

I am assuming that Paul Morley and The Other Dave Watson will be up for it on a City basis.

the pinefox, Wednesday, 4 January 2006 14:43 (twenty years ago)

I don't think I can make tonight and I'm nervous about it in any case. If we win, we will move within a point of Liverpool, which is the sort of chance Spurs usually blow.

Incidentally, if Tottenham qualify for the Champions League I will be locking this thread forever on the last day of the season.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 15:11 (twenty years ago)

Don't worry, we can't win this. In fact, now I think about it, we will probably lose. That seems quite likely.

the bellefox, Wednesday, 4 January 2006 15:14 (twenty years ago)

I have just noticed how long this thread is.

Morley and Watson have not been in touch, alas.

DC: I'll probably wind up watching this, same place we watched Boro-Spurs; conceivably see you later?

the bellefox, Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:05 (twenty years ago)

Sorry the Pinefox, didn't see this until too late. I'll be watching at home.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 18:20 (twenty years ago)

It must be time for a prediction.

1-0 to City.

the pinefox, Wednesday, 4 January 2006 18:26 (twenty years ago)

7-3 Spurs

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 18:34 (twenty years ago)

1-1
("to Spurs", as it were:)

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 18:49 (twenty years ago)

Celtic non-target Keane makes it 2-0.

Martin Jol last week: "People in London realise that Robbie Keane would be too expensive for a Scottish club," he said.

"Jokes aside, he is just as important for us as Mido and Jermain Defoe.

I don't get the 'joking aside' bit. Is this an 'it's funny because it's true' thing?

Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:49 (twenty years ago)

Currently 2-0 with a couple of minutes to go. Spurs: efficient. How odd.

xpost six wins from the last eight, gosh

Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:50 (twenty years ago)

This is quite exciting, they've put themselves firmly in contention for a CL spot now.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:37 (twenty years ago)

Six ahead of the Arse, and ten clear of the non-UEFA spots (assuming Arse or Man U winning the League Cup frees up a place). Happy days indeed.

darren (darren), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:48 (twenty years ago)

When do Spurs play again 'gainst Manyoo or Chelski?
(That'd be the only way i might gotta see them on my telly here, via Viasat Sport)

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 23:59 (twenty years ago)

Sat 11 Mar: Chelsea (Stamford Bridge)
Mon 17 Apr: Manchester United (White Hart Lane)

the next premiership game, a week on Saturday, is away at Liverpool...ooofff

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 5 January 2006 12:53 (twenty years ago)

Thnx-A-Lot, Sir Matt!

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 5 January 2006 14:45 (twenty years ago)

a pleasure

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 5 January 2006 14:48 (twenty years ago)

I read that as Sir Mixalot
xpost

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 5 January 2006 14:51 (twenty years ago)

Keane's goal was so splendid! Belted in from 20 yards!

They made him captain also: that's how much they want him to sign a new contract.

the pinefox, Thursday, 5 January 2006 18:01 (twenty years ago)

Is the match against Leicester on the telly? I think I saw that it is. I am dreading it.

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 5 January 2006 18:05 (twenty years ago)

We could win!

Mooro says it's at 6:30.

PM.

the bellefox, Thursday, 5 January 2006 18:13 (twenty years ago)

Gary Lineker will be all conflicted!

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 5 January 2006 18:15 (twenty years ago)

That's why you're dreading it?

the boxfox, Thursday, 5 January 2006 18:16 (twenty years ago)

Partly. Mainly because I have horrible flashbacks to that game against Southampton in the 3rd round a few years back. Leicester aren't that great mind.

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 5 January 2006 18:18 (twenty years ago)

Play up, Leicestershire!

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Thursday, 5 January 2006 18:24 (twenty years ago)

Michael Dawson should just be made captain now. He's the next John Terry.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 5 January 2006 19:06 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...
Grzegorz Rasiak has moved on loan to Southampton, with a view to a permanent move. Hooray!

Even in our current big striker-less situation, Martin Jol is still able to go "No Rashiasck, you're jusht not good enough. Leave!"

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 13:49 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...
Tottenham 3-2 Blackburn

What a hero is Robbie Keane. I am touched, moved, warmed, to have such a heroic player on my team.

the pinefox, Monday, 6 March 2006 14:53 (twenty years ago)

His goal "celebration" fills me with scorn and loathing.

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 6 March 2006 15:07 (twenty years ago)

I was excited, in the dying seconds, by the break from Lennon. A shame that Mido botched it.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 6 March 2006 15:09 (twenty years ago)

The way Mido finished it, it kind of looked like he had a bet on 2-2. It went in despite his efforts, rather than because of them.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Monday, 6 March 2006 15:22 (twenty years ago)

Spurs were, I think, very lucky yesterday. It reminded me of Everton's jammy 3-2 win over Bolton midway through last season which cemented our claim for CL contention. The sort of win which suggests this really is going to be your year.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Monday, 6 March 2006 15:36 (twenty years ago)

If Robbie Keane played for another club then maybe I would feel as Markelby does - though I am not sure why it deserves quotation marks. But he plays for us, and so I like his celebration very much, especially as it means he has just scored one of his wonderful goals for us. He is our hero.

Lennon seemed to do well. I think he should have had a pop hisself!!

Blackburn will do very well and take many points off many teams, playing like that.

Perhaps this confirms Steady Mike's view.

the finefox, Monday, 6 March 2006 15:37 (twenty years ago)

I like his celebration very much, especially as it means he has just scored one of his wonderful goals for us.

I feel the same way about Cahill and Beattie; all this shadow-boxing-the-corner-flag, Partridgean pretend-gunning of the crowd is awful but it's one of ours, so it's beautiful.

Blackburn will do very well and take many points off many teams, playing like that.

Not the mighty Toffees!

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Monday, 6 March 2006 15:54 (twenty years ago)

Keane's first goal was excellent, but surely Mido has been just as much a hero for Spurs this season if not more so.

Bellamy's cross for Pongolle and the resulting header were also sublime. I only caught the last ten minutes of this game but it all seemed very exciting. 'A terrific advert for the Premiership' pipped A Gray (or may have been Tyler), and perhaps he is right.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 6 March 2006 16:02 (twenty years ago)

My Liverpool supporting housemate was chagrined to notice that both Baros and Sinama-Pongolle scored on the same weekend. Liverpool, needless to say, didn't.

Matt (Matt), Monday, 6 March 2006 16:16 (twenty years ago)

Not that I rubbed it in at all.

Matt (Matt), Monday, 6 March 2006 16:17 (twenty years ago)

It just wouldn't go in for the Reds!

Have Everton 'done the double' over Blackburn?? That would be impressive.

the bellefox, Monday, 6 March 2006 16:18 (twenty years ago)

2-0 away, 1-0 home.

I have a horrible feeling Liverpool (and more specifically, Robbie Fowler) are saving all their goals for Wednesday night.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Monday, 6 March 2006 16:36 (twenty years ago)

Partridgean pretend-gunning of the crowd

haha

Adamrl (nordicskilla), Monday, 6 March 2006 16:38 (twenty years ago)

spurs will only become a big club if:

they finish fourth and qualify for the champions league
and
arsenal don't qualify for the champions league and have to suffer a season in the uefa cup..playing against inferior clubs in a half empty stadium

imagine arsenal playing in the early stages of uefa cup against the likes of artmedia bratislava

DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 6 March 2006 17:00 (twenty years ago)

Partridgean pretend-gunning of the crowd

I think of it more as a Morrissean manoeuvre.

Alba (Alba), Monday, 6 March 2006 17:40 (twenty years ago)

Yes.

The question is, can we ever be as big as Portsmouth? They're clearly the model to emulate, but it's tough keeping up with the big boys.

the bellefox, Monday, 6 March 2006 17:42 (twenty years ago)

If only you had the catchment area they have! Instead you have to settle for one including the likes of me.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 6 March 2006 18:07 (twenty years ago)

playing against inferior clubs in a half empty stadium

A bit like relegation to the Championship then?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 6 March 2006 18:28 (twenty years ago)

Stevem OTM - Mido is our best striker now, unquestionably. Possibly the best target man in the Premiership at the moment. And a good, cynical, dirty player.

I am a bit worried that David Pleat might be right and we could end up 5th or 6th - we still have to play Chelsea, Arsenal, Man Utd, Bolton and West Ham which is about as tough an end of season run as you can get, and we haven't exactly been on top form recently.

How did David play yesterday? He's not been the same since he got injured.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 6 March 2006 23:03 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...
As if today & the outcome of its various matches wasn't tense enough already!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/4982144.stm

Mooro (Mooro), Sunday, 7 May 2006 10:46 (nineteen years ago)

The FA says that the match should go ahead... this should be hilarious.

C'mon West Ham.

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Sunday, 7 May 2006 11:18 (nineteen years ago)

G tells me Tottenham are unveiling a new kit - Brown shorts

Porkpie (porkpie), Sunday, 7 May 2006 11:39 (nineteen years ago)

on the way to west ham ..portable posh loos

http://www.poshloos.com/

Our clients include:
Tottenham Hotspur FC

DJ Martian (djmartian), Sunday, 7 May 2006 11:43 (nineteen years ago)

On the up-side, we now have a ready made excuse if it all goes horribly wrong.

Matt (Matt), Sunday, 7 May 2006 12:08 (nineteen years ago)

We have a new answer about keeping them out of the big club league: when they lost to West Ham today.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 7 May 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

At least Defoe scored. England's striking crisis is solved.

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 7 May 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

Copy for the Daily Sport:

Trotingham Flopspurs - Shitty End to the Season

DJ Martian (djmartian), Sunday, 7 May 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

I was so looking forward to locking this thread with a triumphant TOTTENHAM ARE STILL A BIG CLUB! flourish as well :(

The worst thing is the million chants that will be thrown our way next season. Although on the bright side, we might actually win the UEFA Cup.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 8 May 2006 07:01 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I'm thinking a Spurs - Roma final is possible!

jel -- (jel), Monday, 8 May 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

Cue: everyone going "haha" when Spurs to Herring Bone Helsinki or likewise.

jel -- (jel), Monday, 8 May 2006 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

'lose to' I mean.

jel -- (jel), Monday, 8 May 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

Arsenal will knock Spurs out of the UEFA Cup next season having finished third in their group.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Monday, 8 May 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

I hope Spurs sign Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink, I just like his name. Anyway, we're coming up to the best thing about football now, the Transfer Season!

jel -- (jel), Monday, 8 May 2006 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/graphics/gallery/football/premiership/sat061104/upixpre8.jpg

RIP big man. Heaven needed a guy who looked like a cross between Tony Soprano and Brainiac

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

so they are going to be relegated, is that right?

The Real Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 09:59 (eighteen years ago)

No

Tom D., Tuesday, 23 October 2007 10:11 (eighteen years ago)

No, they are Too Good To Go Down - a phrase that will scare the shit out of their supporters.

Ray, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 10:11 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think I've ever read this properly, how the hell did it get this long?

DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 10:31 (eighteen years ago)

t/s relegation battle vs mid-table boooring

darraghmac, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 10:38 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/t/tottenham_hotspur/7165540.stm

Dimitar Berbatov's agent Emil Dantchev has told BBC Sport the striker is happy at Tottenham but would be interested in a move to "a big club".

onimo, Monday, 31 December 2007 09:49 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

Any Spurs fans care to elaborate on the fallout for Spurs of Joe Lewis losing half a billion this week?

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 13:12 (seventeen years ago)

lols

Pete W, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 13:14 (seventeen years ago)

selling anthony gardner to chelsea for 15 million should see us straight.

darraghmac, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 13:15 (seventeen years ago)

Fuck that, we'll give you £20m.

Pete W, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 13:16 (seventeen years ago)

Aren't there rumours that Spurs are about to be sold - shares rose sharply last week I read in the BIZNESS pages?

Pete W, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 13:17 (seventeen years ago)

Paul Robinson is a hero though. I was very worried indeed for both Spurs and England when it looked like he might have done himself a serious injury.
-- Matt DC (Matt DC), 18 October 2004 20:55 (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

the tragedy is that this was true at the time.

darraghmac, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 13:31 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

apparently the recession in the housing market will have a major effect on gardners value, which is now listed by many brokers (those you can find to quote you, that is) at as low as 12M

darraghmac, Thursday, 10 April 2008 14:56 (seventeen years ago)

what if your house only has a roof terrace?

ken c, Thursday, 10 April 2008 14:59 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ equivalent of having robinson in goals in football terms. puts prospective buyers right off

darraghmac, Thursday, 10 April 2008 15:03 (seventeen years ago)

The Spurs board have been looking to sell for about a year, I'd say it's even more likely now?

Matt DC, Thursday, 10 April 2008 15:10 (seventeen years ago)

the arsenal estates have recently installed a hoof terrace.

ken c, Thursday, 10 April 2008 15:19 (seventeen years ago)

five months pass...

timely bump

J4gger Dynamic Pentangle (Just got offed), Sunday, 28 September 2008 14:10 (seventeen years ago)

When is it ever not timely?

The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 28 September 2008 14:17 (seventeen years ago)

timelier bump

J4gger Dynamic Pentangle (Just got offed), Sunday, 28 September 2008 14:18 (seventeen years ago)

Matt DC on the money on the Prem thread just now, there is literally not one Spurs player in this game who can or should be remotely pleased with his performance

The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 28 September 2008 14:18 (seventeen years ago)

^^^the name of ramos' replacement, a little-known german lower-league coach who will somehow guide spurs to a respectable 8th-place finish before fucking up next season

xpost 2 self

J4gger Dynamic Pentangle (Just got offed), Sunday, 28 September 2008 14:19 (seventeen years ago)

It's a structural problem within the club, I'm very rapidly coming round to the argument that Spurs is being used as a player exchange, to put players in the shop window and sell them on at a profit. In that sense the recent transfer policy has been a roaring success but in footballing terms its a disaster.

The players just don't know what their job is, the manager doesn't know his best team, the squad is totally overloaded in some areas of the pitch and threadbare in others. The system doesn't work from the top down and I can't see any manager being able to work with it.

Matt DC, Sunday, 28 September 2008 14:22 (seventeen years ago)

b b b but spurs aren't ACTUALLY going to be relegated, surely

SURELY

J4gger Dynamic Pentangle (Just got offed), Sunday, 28 September 2008 14:25 (seventeen years ago)

weird though that this season more than any other i can remember there aren't any outstanding cannon-fodder candidates aside from stoke city

J4gger Dynamic Pentangle (Just got offed), Sunday, 28 September 2008 14:25 (seventeen years ago)

Even Stoke could potentially stay up.

Matt DC, Sunday, 28 September 2008 14:27 (seventeen years ago)

just.....no. that doesn't even bear thinking about.

J4gger Dynamic Pentangle (Just got offed), Sunday, 28 September 2008 14:28 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

actually it does

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Sunday, 19 October 2008 17:08 (seventeen years ago)

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k37/manuforever/GlobeHolderArsenal01.gif

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Sunday, 19 October 2008 17:09 (seventeen years ago)

When, if ever, did you stop thinking Tottenham were one of The Big Clubs?

When they sacked Juande Ramos.

Or maybe it was a good ten years before that.

James Mitchell, Saturday, 25 October 2008 23:07 (seventeen years ago)

sacking george graham was a worse step, tbh.

harry redknapp, in full charge of transfers too- i guess that means we'll get diarra in january.

darraghmac, Saturday, 25 October 2008 23:18 (seventeen years ago)

"The club has requested permission to hold discussions with Harry Redknapp and Portsmouth FC has reluctantly agreed."

http://nataliedee.com/092607/classy.jpg

The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 26 October 2008 08:24 (seventeen years ago)

This is quite exciting...I guess Harry will be looking at every out-of-contract player in the world to bolster the defence/midfield. Maybe he'll make Kevin Prince-Boateng into a good player! Hossam Ghaly recalled! Plus, if Spurs do get relegated, he'll be the best man to get them back in the premiership. I wonder if he'll give Jamies Redknapp a job?

Autobot Lover (jel --), Sunday, 26 October 2008 09:05 (seventeen years ago)

Only thing to do: splash c.£30m on resigning Robbie Keane

the pinefox, Sunday, 26 October 2008 09:14 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008/oct/26/tottenhamhotspur

I have just read Daniel Levy's letter to Tottenham supporters. He is much criticized, perhaps correctly. But I am impressed by this letter. It is quite decently written and reasonably argued. I disagree with one all-important element of what he says: that there was no option but to sell Keane ('the shock of the summer', he calls it). As DC has noted, Keane would surely have accepted not being transferred, and would have buckled down and played for us as before. The club's problems centre around this decision.

the pinefox, Sunday, 26 October 2008 11:52 (seventeen years ago)

Yes, I think it should have been more like Gareth Barry at Villa. O'Neill said he wasn't going, and he didn't. It's where Spurs go from here, I don't think they can get Robbie Keane back...maybe one day like Sheringham.

Autobot Lover (jel --), Sunday, 26 October 2008 12:08 (seventeen years ago)

tl; dr

The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 26 October 2008 12:20 (seventeen years ago)

S-H-E-R-I-N-G-H-A-M

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Sunday, 26 October 2008 12:21 (seventeen years ago)

Not the worst idea in the world. Would at least give Arsenal fans a reason to start hating again. Pity is getting boooooooring.

senator which fanta girl u blap? (Upt0eleven), Sunday, 26 October 2008 12:30 (seventeen years ago)

Actually I just read it even though it is tl. Wonder when he started drafting it. Yeah, given that he was never going to actually fall on his own sword I think it is largely reasonable - in addition to the Keane thing I also think that the notion of Berbatov being a negative influence on the pitch is very oversubscribed, although I realise he might be in a slightly better position to comment than me

The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 26 October 2008 12:31 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

'arry still believes!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/t/tottenham_hotspur/7876999.stm

"I don't get this thing about Robbie struggling at a big club. What is Tottenham?," said Spurs boss Redknapp.

super shareaholic firefox add (onimo), Sunday, 8 February 2009 12:39 (seventeen years ago)

Only thing to do: splash c.£30m on resigning Robbie Keane

― the pinefox, 26 October 2008 09:14 (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

woah

Redknapp out (darraghmac), Monday, 9 February 2009 11:21 (seventeen years ago)

Arsenal didn't play much like a Big Club yesterday, though they are one.

the pinefox, Monday, 9 February 2009 11:50 (seventeen years ago)

Watched this game yesterday, not very good. LOL Lennon, Pavlyuchenko, Jenas... Jesus, they are terrible. Only footballer on the pitch was Modric, as far as I could tell, that's on both sides.

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Monday, 9 February 2009 11:52 (seventeen years ago)

Pavlyuchenko looks like a bit of a donkey, but it was notable how Spurs' threat disappeared entirely the moment he went off

Ismael Klata, Monday, 9 February 2009 11:58 (seventeen years ago)

That's cos Bent looks like a dead donkey.

the pinefox, Monday, 9 February 2009 12:01 (seventeen years ago)

Then there's Taraabt.... words fail me

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Monday, 9 February 2009 12:03 (seventeen years ago)

Lennon was pretty good yesterday I thought, he is still our best attacking thread in a team that is not exactly striking much fear into anyone right now. I'm still not sure what to make of Pavlyuchenko but good grief his finishing was poor.

The Bent bashing is starting to annoy me, from Redknapp as much as anyone else. He is not the best striker in the country but he still has 14 goals this season which isn't bad going at all. Shame he can't actually partner anyone from what I can see.

Taarabt is the sort of player you see down at the Catford Powerleague, flashy and full of tricks but thinks people aren't allowed to tackle him and he never knows when to pass. Annoying, in other words.

Maximo Park Ji-Sung (Matt DC), Monday, 9 February 2009 12:06 (seventeen years ago)

Attacking threat, even.

Maximo Park Ji-Sung (Matt DC), Monday, 9 February 2009 12:06 (seventeen years ago)

LOL Lennon, Pavlyuchenko, Jenas... Jesus, they are terrible.

I don't remember a single incident involving Jenas but I thought those other two were OK... I mean I felt like Lennon posed a nominal threat whenever he was running at players, so that's something

xp w/ MDC obv

am I selling cardamom or am I selling thyme (DJ Mencap), Monday, 9 February 2009 12:08 (seventeen years ago)

I've never thought Lennon was any good, so maybe I'm judging him rather harshly, I still can't see the point in a winger who can't cross a ball though

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Monday, 9 February 2009 12:08 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah Taraabt was pretty rotten although still not on a 'stepovers in the centre circle circa injury time v Burnley' level

am I selling cardamom or am I selling thyme (DJ Mencap), Monday, 9 February 2009 12:09 (seventeen years ago)

He must make Spurs fans nostalgic for the days of Kevin-Prince Boateng

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Monday, 9 February 2009 12:10 (seventeen years ago)

'Days' might be stretching it a tad. 'Hours' maybe.

Maximo Park Ji-Sung (Matt DC), Monday, 9 February 2009 12:11 (seventeen years ago)

lennon has been better lately, but why for the love of god has nobody pulled him aside and told him to cut inside every time he gets the ball? as tom d said, i've never seen a winger with as poor a cross, and it's not like he's a bag of tricks either if you leave his pace out of it.

in much the same way, taraabt surely must have been told to pass the ball earlier at some stage. maddening, because there's a footballer in there somewhere. can't understand how he's not gone to a wigan or somewhere on loan.

jenas? fairly typical display. both teams played with ten men for the majority of the game.

bent can't play if all he gets are long balls to his head. he doesn't move around much, but it's not like natural goalscorers grow on trees and you'd like to think that a midfield worth 50-60m could possibly play to the strengths of their forward.

keane was right back in the groove- shouting for a free kick on several occasions as the ball bounced a yard in front of him. we've overpaid.

Redknapp out (darraghmac), Monday, 9 February 2009 12:17 (seventeen years ago)

ten months pass...

lol

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Monday, 14 December 2009 11:28 (sixteen years ago)

When, if ever, did you stop thinking The Pinefox would post to ILX again?

imo better blues (DJ Mencap), Monday, 14 December 2009 11:34 (sixteen years ago)

as soon as I started that thread with the black london fellow slang in the title I realised the damage was done tbh

MPx4A, Monday, 14 December 2009 11:35 (sixteen years ago)

that is to say, I realised that the pinefox would no longer be on dis ting

MPx4A, Monday, 14 December 2009 11:36 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/5417/2431251.jpg

James Mitchell, Thursday, 21 January 2010 12:38 (sixteen years ago)

hahahahahaha that's from an arsenal fansite isn't it

your favorite toy dinosaur ruined my asshole (acoleuthic), Thursday, 21 January 2010 12:39 (sixteen years ago)

definition of "ethnic minorities" important here I feel

i swear on my life i feel so powerfull (musically) (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 21 January 2010 12:57 (sixteen years ago)

jews obv?

dumb mick name follows (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 January 2010 13:40 (sixteen years ago)

oh wait no that would be the opposite.

english players with technique? haven't we done that?

dumb mick name follows (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 January 2010 13:40 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

i feel that, with man city's start rising, our place as one of football's 'big four' is under threat.

discuss

just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 14:32 (fifteen years ago)

liverpool would never go on and on about how they are a big club. why? because it is obvious that they are, there is no need. going on about it is the preserve of teams like wolves.

13th May 2003.

just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 14:34 (fifteen years ago)

I came to English football only in the late 90's and I tended to think, naturally I believe, of the big two: Arsenal and Man U. The 'big four' are mostly the result of Champions League qualification and that has included among possibly others, since I have started watching football, Chelsea (which I now consider intra-league as one of the big three), Liverpool, Leeds, Newcastle and Everton, mostly Liverpool and Cheslea, so I have never really thought of Spurs as 'big four' but I do agree that City's recent ascent has put more pressure on the top, not so much to win the league, really, but to qualify for the CL/Uefa Cup.

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Friday, 16 April 2010 15:14 (fifteen years ago)

It's actually made the UEFA cup place a contest worth winning, I think, becuase it makes CL qualification that much less likely for the aspirants of recent years (Villa, Spurs, Everton.

just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 15:15 (fifteen years ago)

its been extremely unlikely for years, apart from the odd el nino when Liverpool balls up

tomofthenest, Friday, 16 April 2010 15:20 (fifteen years ago)

Not so- Arsenal shaky for two years or more after their invincibles departed, for instance.

just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 15:20 (fifteen years ago)

Everton qualified in 2005, and Arsenal were pretty catchable the two years after that I think.

just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 15:21 (fifteen years ago)

I think of Spurs as being solidly in the Uefa tranche of the PL with increasing competition from City and Villa as of late and slightly less from Everton, though I'd never really write them off. Your form and City's form have bobbed up and down this season and it will likely come down to the last game.

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Friday, 16 April 2010 15:22 (fifteen years ago)

Would think of Everton as a more consistent UEFA cup qualifier than either of us, if I'm honest.

Liverpool's current troubles aside, the long term fallout from City's promotion to superpower will be between them and Arsenal- still a 'big 5' rather than demolishing the 'big 4'

just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 15:25 (fifteen years ago)

it took nearly 2 decades of success but fergie has achieved his dream of supplanting liverpool at the biggest english club, but not by much. liverpool have a reputation that still runs deep throughout the world. leeds have a lingering big club reputation but they are basically finished now. it would take years and years for them to really reestablish themselves. chelsea and man city are pretend big clubs. arsenal are and always have been chancers and not a true big club. spurs and villa have never got past just being fa cup teams. newcastle have never done anything except talk a good game. wolves and west ham are a bigger teams than newcastle. everton are a genuine sleeping giant, in a coma tho, and wasting away.

aarrissi-a-roni, Friday, 16 April 2010 15:25 (fifteen years ago)

Would think of Everton as a more consistent UEFA cup qualifier than either of us, if I'm honest.

Based on recent form, I'd say your star (and City's) is ascendant and theirs less so.

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Friday, 16 April 2010 15:30 (fifteen years ago)

Man Utd were always the biggest English club. It probably dates from Munich at least. In my kids' books they were always the team the protagonists dreamed of playing for or against. I can't imagine how much pleasure the country must've taken from them getting relegated in 74.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 16 April 2010 15:31 (fifteen years ago)

Spurs, Villa as deserving as Everton of 'Big Club/Sleeping Giant' status.

Liverpool lol.

just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 15:35 (fifteen years ago)

xp Totally didn't feel that way when I started properly following football, in like 1988-89

A piping hot bra of tits (DJ Mencap), Friday, 16 April 2010 15:35 (fifteen years ago)

'recent form' was us in relegation spots until the turn of last year, Michael. Everton have been more consistently top 6 than we have, with less wild arcs between triumph and disaster.

just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 15:36 (fifteen years ago)

if you can count your league wins on one hoof, you are not and never were a big team. sorry dude.

aarrissi-a-roni, Friday, 16 April 2010 15:41 (fifteen years ago)

It seemed a bit weird to me too xp, getting into footy maybe five years before that, but looking back there were certain things even then that attracted disproportionate attention because it was Man Utd - Harry's Bournemouth dumping them out the cup, Michael Knighton, them fucking up spectacularly in 85(?). They've always had a cachet that nobody else has had.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 16 April 2010 15:41 (fifteen years ago)

Also, when you say big club in Britain, do you mean silverware/achievement or do you mean support base?

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Friday, 16 April 2010 15:44 (fifteen years ago)

Michael there is A LOT of discussion on that very question upthread.

Man United have always felt a bit more glamorous than other clubs, and I'm including Wenger era Arsenal in that. Obviously pre-Wenger Arsenal were the frumpiest club in the country.

Matt DC, Friday, 16 April 2010 15:45 (fifteen years ago)

Man U seems like the only club that I fully expect to win a game after going down 1-0 in the first half.

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Friday, 16 April 2010 15:51 (fifteen years ago)

In fact I used to say that if you were a promoted team playing them at home, the best strategy would be to try to absolutely kill the game for 80 minutes, try nick a goal through your special set play in the last ten and then try and defend like hell. Of course at Old Trafforrd, that means nicking a goal in the last minute and then defending like hell for the next ten.

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Friday, 16 April 2010 15:53 (fifteen years ago)

who the hell is talking about a big team- we're talkin about a Big Club here. huuge difference!

just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

Success-wise, there was never a dominant club until Liverpool started to rack up titles in the 70s. Before then things were much more egalitarian, like FA Cup wins still is today

Ismael Klata, Friday, 16 April 2010 16:08 (fifteen years ago)

Maybe The Wanderers and then Villa in the nineteenth century, if you want to be picky.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 16 April 2010 16:10 (fifteen years ago)

Curious. Pre-TV/highways, were there sizeable contingents of fans that would follow their teams all over the country?

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Friday, 16 April 2010 16:12 (fifteen years ago)

Arsenal in the 30's were pretty dominant.

tomofthenest, Friday, 16 April 2010 16:14 (fifteen years ago)

(I didn't like writing that)

tomofthenest, Friday, 16 April 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)

xp Totally didn't feel that way when I started properly following football, in like 1988-89

That was a bit of a blip, though. I think Man Utd were always thought of as the biggest / most glamorous club, even though they hardly ever won anything (three FA Cups and nothing else during a 22-year spell when Liverpool hoovered up about ten league titles and four European cups). 'Biggest' in the sense of largest support: United drew the biggest crowds year after year through the 70s and 80s, and were even the best-supported side in the country during the season they were down in division two. 'Most glamorous' really a bit of a fading legacy of the Busby Babes and the Best-Law-Charlton days, rather than anything to do with Whiteside/Robson/Stapleton/Olsen etc. At the very end of the 80s, when football attendances were generally on the up, United's crowds were actually falling below 40,000 for the first time in decades. Liverpool (on the back of the Barnes-Beardsley-Aldridge team) became the best-supported team for a couple of seasons, before United reclaimed that spot at the start of the 90s.

Home Taping Is Killing Muzak (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 16 April 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)

^^ big empty space where the stretford end used to be while they redeveloped the stadium.

tomofthenest, Friday, 16 April 2010 16:38 (fifteen years ago)

That only affected the 92/93 season. I'm talking about a dip in United's attendances in the late 80s when there was still plenty of spare capacity in Old Trafford, coupled with a rise in Liverpool's.

Average crowds during the 80s (thousands), starting 79/80, finishing 88/89:
United - 51.6, 45.1, 44.6, 41.2, 42.5, 42.9, 46.3, 40.6, 39.2, 36.5
Liverpool - 44.6, 37.5, 35.1, 34.8, 32.0, 34.4, 35.3, 36.3, 39.6, 38.7

Home Taping Is Killing Muzak (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 16 April 2010 17:46 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

TOTTENHAM ARE STILL A BIG CLUB!

Matt DC, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 21:01 (fifteen years ago)

THIS THREAD IS OVER.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 21:02 (fifteen years ago)


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