Indie guys with trucker hats....

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Goddammit.. this is your last chance to delurk and defend yourselves...

donut bitch (donut), Friday, 6 June 2003 06:04 (twenty-two years ago)

hstencil showed up to our last fap wearing a trucker hat!! OUT YRSELF HSTENCIL

geeta (geeta), Friday, 6 June 2003 06:08 (twenty-two years ago)

when accused he claimed he had 'had the hat since '93' or something

geeta (geeta), Friday, 6 June 2003 06:09 (twenty-two years ago)

orkot marine bearings is where its at

Ed (dali), Friday, 6 June 2003 06:26 (twenty-two years ago)

hstencil showed up to our last fap wearing a trucker hat!!

why am I not surprised?

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Friday, 6 June 2003 06:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I only realised how cool these (allegedly) are when I saw Casey Spooner wearing a red one (with 'ROMA' embossed in gold thread) at a Dior party in Paris. You will never, ever catch me in one.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 6 June 2003 06:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll get you an orkott marine bearings one, you'll be the coolest indie guy in berlin.

Ed (dali), Friday, 6 June 2003 06:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw Casey Spooner wearing a red one

why am I not surprised?

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Friday, 6 June 2003 06:49 (twenty-two years ago)

So is the trucker hat a sign of indie's bond with the working classes, or of its bond with the new-cash-money-millionaires who are running the country and dripping testosterone everywhere? Or of the working classes' bond with the new-cash-etc.? Or just that a lot of indie rockers are getting thin on top?

JesseFox (JesseFox), Friday, 6 June 2003 06:50 (twenty-two years ago)

i love hstencil but if any of you have been following central valley (that's san joaquin to all you encino queens) skateboarding for like the last 10 years you would know excatly where i'm coming from...

mesh hats are like 1993 i'm sorry if jackass made them popular again 4 years ago

gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 6 June 2003 07:07 (twenty-two years ago)

beards too... bonnie prince jigga wuh? come to visalia yo. rural california = paris 2007

gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 6 June 2003 07:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Unless you are a trucker, they look ridiculous, condescending and lame.

Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 6 June 2003 09:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Trucker hats are inoffensive, if completely played out. I've been wearing a beautiful bright red Mack Truck hat (a cloth one, not one of these foam jobbies)I stole from my late grandfather for close to fifteen years now, and just because the Jackass/Urban Outfitters/Williamsburgh contingent picks it up and then throws it away, doesn't mean I'm gonna follow suit.

Here's what REALLY trucks me into a sheer irrational frenzy of loathing: guys who wear them off to the side. You, sir, are not a five-year-old street urchin, an extra in a Dead End Kids movie, or someone who takes the short bus. Have some diginity, please.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 6 June 2003 09:59 (twenty-two years ago)

If trucker's caps are obnoxious for their suggestions of class condescension, what about Dickies pants and jackets?

I always thought they were worn by punks, skaterboarders, hipsters etc. because a lot of guys really *had* to wear them at work. Or because they're really cheap and reasonably sturdy and that's all they could afford. But we can't say the same about Trucker's caps, right?

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 6 June 2003 10:12 (twenty-two years ago)

the new york times had an article about them a few weeks ago (long enough that it costs money to read the whole article) which started with: 'NATHAN ELLIS, a 26-year-old publicist with spikey black hair, remembers the exact moment trucker hats really started to annoy him. It was at a party in a Lower East Side bar in February given by the owners of Colette, a Paris boutique.

''I scanned the room and I could count 30 or 40 hipsters wearing trucker hats,'' Mr. Ellis said. ''You could have closed your eyes and thrown a stick and hit a dozen foam caps at any given point of the night.''

yeah, it wasn't flattering to the boys wearing hats. although i suppose that someone should tell the people in my hometown (small town michigan) that they're actually cool. or were cool. whatever.

colette (a2lette), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I find this look pretty hot. But we don't call them trucker hats down here in TX. Just caps/hats.

http://www.dallasobserver.com/issues/13832/1/image.gif

rowr.

That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 6 June 2003 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

stupid stupid stupid

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 6 June 2003 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

My free jazz tubist/nascent indie rock guitarist younger brother wears a John Deere cap whenever he picks up another degree (as he did two weeks ago -- BUT I'M STILL THE ONLY DOCTOR IN THE FAMILY, PUNK). There is, however, a long story behind this, involving the a dead friend and fact that he went to Oberlin Conservatory. My brother's only connection to the working class is the fact that he has no money.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 6 June 2003 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I've only seen 2 people not look like total retards in these hats: my buddy Nathan and Pharrell Williams. And I suppose neither of them are 'indie guys'.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 6 June 2003 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"buck fever"

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 6 June 2003 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

In college (94? something?) I knew a guy with a green John Deere hat, but if you looked close it actually said "Dear John". I don't know why but I thought it was the height of comedy. I guess I still do.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 6 June 2003 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

eh by that I mean I wish I could reproduce my gop-hunter-const.-industry ex-college roomate's drunken rant about skater kids wearing carhartt, he was fucking livid.

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 6 June 2003 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

i like how alleigance to working class is aesthetic... like, "no need to get a job as a social worker, just buy a hat" so easy!

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Friday, 6 June 2003 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

The carhartt/dickies thing I understand because as Michael says "they're really cheap and reasonably sturdy and that's all they could afford" but the trucker hat always strikes me as a sneering "ha ha let's pretend to be white trash" affectation.

Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 6 June 2003 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

i think these are really ugly, and i hate them.
it was also one of the few trends i saw coming and avoided like the fucking plauge.

also the dickies thing- they make nice looking basics, i mean the whoe tshirt jeans work shirt thing, and they rarely wear out-i have a few peices in my wardrobe.

anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 6 June 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

In DC some of the guys in Orthrelm and Dead Meadow wear those hats...I thought it was a quasi-metal sort of thing.

j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 6 June 2003 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

it's a quasi-LAME thing

except its not quasi at all

calgon take me away

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 6 June 2003 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck you all as usual you are all narrowminded and wrong, baseball hats & carhartt/dickies/pendletons & stan smiths/converse all-stars/etc. have belonged to EVERYONE forEVER - that's the point. the dressed-down homeboy style - best defined by institutionalized-era suicidal tendencies, licensed to ill-era non-MCA beasties & chronic-era snoop & dre - is classic, clean, and versatile. if it ain't broke don't fix it.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 6 June 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought the basic 'belonged to everyone' style was a T-shirt and jeans.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 June 2003 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

they're the same thing, but less sloppy.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 6 June 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

is there a parallel between saying that wearing these hats is a condescending rip of working class people, and saying that listening to dance music or hip hop is a faux manouevre, co-opting working class thing etc?

i like these hats

gareth (gareth), Friday, 6 June 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

the ill-suited hipster kids in my town will be happy to learn they're emulating snoop and dre and not some shitty touring band that came to town six months ago

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 6 June 2003 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

hee hee

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 6 June 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

isn't the ironic intent of the trucker cap the same as the monogrammed gas-station jacket of the early-mid '90s? Or the t-shirt with the Ford logo that actually said Fuct (from the same period)? This resurgence doesn't seem to be a commentary on or a reaction to the first wave; just a simple resurgence! I thought that took 20 years.

Aaron A., Friday, 6 June 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

haha my secret shame: i own a ford mechanics shirt

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 6 June 2003 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

i own a national power t-shirt, my dad used to work for them. people have tried to buy it from me when i have been wearing it. its not even that good. the cut is wrong

gareth (gareth), Friday, 6 June 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I bought a pair of Dickies pants once, and they were so stiff and hard (ha cue joke about hard dickies) that I couldn't wear them. I washed them serveral times, and they were still like cardboard, so I threw them out.

How long does it take before they actually feel normal?

Sean (Sean), Friday, 6 June 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

somewhere between 6 months and the rapture

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 6 June 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

the thick dickies stay kinda stiff, the light summer ones are less stiff after a few washes but they don't look as sharp. you def need to iron them.

I don't know - it's not even about emulating anyone really - just that the dressed-down style of vinyl windbreaker, unfaded jeans or work-pants, plain t-shirt, nice clean stans etc always seemed like a sensible way to dress. almost like a school uniform, decision-free and unvain. it just seems funny to think that people say this is played out when it's whole strength before was under the radar unplayoutability. whatever.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 6 June 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

who is that guy on MTV mzor mroz or something he is so indie

gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 6 June 2003 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

you learn to like the stiffness of dickies, sean. (ho ho) i get mine dry-cleaned to maximize stiffness.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 6 June 2003 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

IF YOU TOLERATE THIS YOUR RAMONES T-SHIRTS WILL BE NEXT.

(now everyone has gotten in while I was typing this and made all my points but whatever, so what, I'm losing my edge)

Do people find any other elements of hipster style class-condescending because they come from thrift stores or were once worn by people performing manual labor? I think I'll write a handbook of class-appropriate attire.

Someone please explain the qualitative difference between the following:

--gas station jacket w/stripes on sleeve and/or front + oval name/brand patch

--nylon snap-front collarlesss cotton-lined/unlined windbreaker w/ school/business/fraternal organization design printed on back

--mesh-back trucker cap

--corduroy jeans

--flea market/thrift store novelty t-shirt

--Hipper-than-thou band t-shirt

--Converse sneakers

--foldover-flap messenger bag

--terry-cloth wristband

The trucker hats are one item on a spectrum of uniform but, like Lee Harvey Oswald, they do not act alone. I think the reason people are upset about the trucker hats is that they can SEE them, and not the other items. It is a relatively crude level of style discourse.

The most redeeming thing about the trucker hats is that they lend themselves to nice graffiti customization. There should be more safe spaces for people to write graffiti.

The two people I have actually seen wearing the graffito'd ones were:

1. A street person harassing me at an outside table on Gansevoort Street. We were the suckers drinking at a bar with a circumflex in its name but who's got the trucker hat? According to the popular sentiment, I think this guy was TOO poor to be wearing a trucker hat so he should have sold the hat instead of begging us for money.

2. A moron yelling gay-bashing epithets from the passenger window of a car near Union Square. This was not cool at all. It sounded the death knell for my brief lust for a trucker hat.

felicity (felicity), Friday, 6 June 2003 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"relatively crude level of style discourse" is the first thing to make me laugh all day

converse were never the province of working class men...working class boys, maybe. ditto terry cloth wrist band, fold over flap messenger bag, cooler than thou band t-shirt.

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 6 June 2003 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

How much is the handbook and can I order it online?

felicity (felicity), Friday, 6 June 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

trucker hats are just the new newsboy caps and they'll both soon be replaced by pith helmets.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 6 June 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

don't buy the hipster handbook, f. i can recite it to you. what's yr need?

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 6 June 2003 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

who comes from a family so upper-class that wearing a baseball hat would be taboo? mr belvedere? i grew up wearing mesh baseball caps, and buy work clothes because they were cheap, sturdy and timeless. dressing like a normal north american is hardly some kind of working class parody act. who has time for baseball hat guilt? fuck all of you forever. (just kidding)

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 6 June 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, and i own/wear a trucker-esque hat -- a MAC RACING black baseball cap which is what i wear when it's raining cuz for some reason i've got something against umbrellas. but (and this'll sound like such a lame excuse) it's been my fave hat since i was 12 when i got it while working in my stepfather's garage (he wuz/iz a mechanic).

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 6 June 2003 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

i wore mesh baseball caps as a KID too

*ducks*

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 6 June 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I had a Star Wars tanktop when I was seven. Am I cool yet?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 June 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

nonconfidential to Y: I want to know if I can engage in immoral acts while wearing baseball pants, or if that would just be redundant.

felicity (felicity), Friday, 6 June 2003 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

wait what is a trucker hat?

are we talking mesh caps or hats that say freightliner or peterbilt etc.?

there are a lot of truckers in my family and i guess they are hipsters now! i can't wait to bask in their glamour.

gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 6 June 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

unaltered dickies have a way-too-low crotch

(and those caps have been a staple forever!! some uppity schmoes at a gallery-opening start sporting them and suddenly they're outré? you people are frightened of weird shit)

jones (actual), Friday, 6 June 2003 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"weird shit"

who are you, momus? is this 1993/86/78?

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 6 June 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/images/trucking.jpg

That is all I have to say on this subject.

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I was waiting for Yanc3y to show up on this thread. Villain, expose thyself! (we want pictures)

Dave M. (rotten03), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

that photo is fucking terrifying

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

well, are you gonna be wearing knee-high baseball pants, f? this is urgent & key.

i want someone to photoshop a pith helmet on a picture of me.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Now now, jess, the ridiculous is nothing to be scared of.

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

(btw, note that the hat on Gareth's head says, rather suspiciously, EXACTLY WHAT STRICKLAH CLAIMED HIS HAT SAYS. Sneaky fuxor puts his hat on other people)

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

omg eek! i have this shirt:

http://www.asics.co.jp/onitsukatiger/apparel/images/OKT011-0325.jpg

gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

YES IT'S MY HAT SHALL I GET A NOOSE?

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

gygax, with our powers combined, we become GARETRON!

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

(just to clarify: i don't really care that much about this topic...just been a while since there was anything remotely close to a fun subject to argue about on ILx)

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

is this 1993/86/78?

yes/hmm/no

jones (actual), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

its just fashion (lower case) that is all, is it because it is linked to "indie cred" that it is suddenly offensive to everyone - fuck baseball caps have been worn by all manner of classes and groups and people dont bat an eyelid about it - purely because it is established, yes trucker hats are emerging everywhere but christ let a man wear what the fuck he wants to wear why not, dogging someone out for the choice of hat they wear is pretty petty, especially when the liklihood of whomever is doing it wont be individual in any way shape or form they like the person they are bitching bout will be a proiduct of there environment and the image they project will at the same time be a testimony to the social group they belong to.

i seriously doubt these hats will be worn much beyond the summer (and possibly even shorter than that unless the next NERD album is rerleased PDQ) but they are just a fad - and thats what's so great about fads they are fun enjoyable things that you can enjoy and throw away.

i for one have two hats - i enjoy wearing them (even ever so slightly to the side sometimes) i'm sure i'll ;ook back on these days with a cringe like i do now when i think of some of the shit i've worn in the past but at least it beats the routine of the humdrum jumper, jeans and sensible shoes

viva la fad

oh and i just thought my dad drives a truck - a big one so am i exempt from being a fashioner now??

james (james), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is nothing more than Shania Twain's Ramones Shirt (Vice Magazine cash-in remix)

felicity (felicity), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

is it a freightliner or a peterbilt?

gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

(mr belvedere wasn't even from an upper class family, was he?)

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

its an IVECO after all any good truckers son would know of the cab length limitations in the UK hence the flat fronted trucks that are onour road (although recently Scania did introduce there foreign extended engine model to our shores)

james (james), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

i own a pith helmet.

anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Hats are for losers - what, do you have something to hide?

NA. (Nick A.), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Mr. Belvedere was in service, which creates lots of class discomfort and ensuing hilarity for American television audiences.

felicity (felicity), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm going to show up at the July 4th fap in a trucker hat, Shania's Ramones shirt, and a pair of baseball pants and will officially be the hottest person EVAH.

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't forget the bling bra.

felicity (felicity), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

all you uk ppl saying "truck" instead of "lorry" stop it this instant

jones (actual), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I wear my baseball pants up high. But i play baseball so its allowed.

Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

i own a plastic viking helmet

ride my wave

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I totally can do the bling bra but I was also thinking of wearing the baseball pants low, so that my gstring with the rhinestone strap hangs out a la Mariah Carey/Beyonce. I'll also sport mad Farrah hair.

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

TRUCK

TRUCK

TRUCK

TRUCK

TRUCK

TRUCK

TRUCK

TRUCK

TRUCK

TRUCK

TRUCK

TRUCK

TRUCK

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TRUCK

TRUCK

james (james), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i also wear my jockstrap with no underwear.

Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

The baseball pants look so crisp and nice and bright on television but then when you see them up close in the store you realize they are thick and polyester and nasty. But I still want some.

felicity (felicity), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

This came up when I searched for hipster. All is suddenly revealed!!!

http://www.wearness.com/media/cloth_p1_det1_1_big.jpg

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

bling bling jockstrap - now thats a ghetto-fabulous piece of kit...guy

james (james), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

baseball pants are the most uncomfortable things ever. (don't make me recount my pony league b.j. story again!)

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

i also own a plastic viking helmet, a straw cowboy hat, a felt cowboy hat, a fez, two green novelty st patricks day lepurchan derbys, a beat up yellow fedora and a boater.

BEAT THAT JESS.

anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

andy rooney would luv u anthony

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

who comes from a family so upper-class that wearing a baseball hat would be taboo?

Ha, ha. Me. Except not really -- I think my dad gave me a cap with his company's name on it when I was ten, and I wore it for about two days. And this company was/is a huge magilla accounting firm. Indeed a lot of the foam caps I've seen in goodwill stores have had customized logos for all sorts of white-collar companies, used for what were obviously interminable events to instill company pride and whatnot.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

My baseball pants are tight in the ass and crotch which is great because it makes me look like I have a massive package.

Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

So I have a Green-front/White-back mesh John Deere hat aquired from a hardware store in Southern Maryland -- they give you one for free when you buy a tractor.

I got this 8 months ago.

Now, all the star-fucker japanakids have John Deere hats they bought from Home Depot when they went to get bucket paint to do "Sick Rollers, Son."

They also rock green hats with clean white backs.

I no longer wear my John Deere hat.

Now I run my Chinese Restaraunt hat, which I got from my family, which owns said restaraunt.

Let's see the star-fucker japanakids get one of these...

Bitches.

jm (jtm), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I've had that Goodyear hat forever. I wore it to the Preakness and won $600, so fuck all y'all, I'm wearing tomorrow to the Belmont as a good luck charm.

hstencil, Friday, 6 June 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

My baseball pants are tight in the ass and crotch which is great because it makes me look like I have a massive package.

k-FUCKING-ROWR!

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

jm, where have you been parking your tractor for the past 8 months?

felicity (felicity), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

worst euphamism evah!

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Fritz, will you marry me?

Dickies and Carhartt are classic. You all need to remove the sticks from your asses. They're shoved up too high.

That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is just oozing with lust.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I own a fuzzy purple sombrero, a cat-in-the-hat hat, one of those beer-helmets, a sock-hat-with-fake-dreadlocks that hang out the top, a big baggy rasta lookin' hat, a paper pirate hat, a Burger King paper crown, and a Tates Creek High School rasslin' team hat. These are hats I own.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

We still haven't talked much about people who wear these caps off to the side. That shit is wrong, people.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Here's the thing with Dickies and Carhartt: back in VA these were sold in K-Mart and a pair of nice workpants would run about $25. But here in NYC places like Canal Jean carry them, and Carhartt pants cost over $100! And people pay that much! This confuses me to no end.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

http://homepages.dsl.ca/~sean/dumbstuff/capcity.jpg

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Daddino, I agree. Sideways hats of any kind look stupid.

I've never bought clothing in NYC that cost more than $80 (and I think that was shoes or something).

hstencil, Friday, 6 June 2003 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

You can buy Dickies at the Mexican grocery store here.

That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I dunno about Carhartt, but they sell Dickies pants at the NYC Kmart for $25, too.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.fairyfinery.com/Prin-Hat-Ellery-400_small1.jpg

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

KILL THE ELECTRO HIPSTER

felicity (felicity), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Yancey, are you trying to suggest that the next clothing trend is gonna be prince and princess outfits?

That pic is beguiling, by the way -- such a mysterious look on that girl's face.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

f., you totally need to rock the baseball pants. i think that could be the hottest thing evah, for serious

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it could be, Michael! I'm hoping my 'hood starts to look like this, tho:

http://www.mp716vnmilitaria.com/Vn165.jpg

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"I believe that notwithstanding my goods are the highest priced on the market, their merit warrants it and that their excellence will be remembered long after the price is forgotten."
- Hamilton Carhartt

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

But once the pith helmets come out, the gang warfare will start.

http://www.bethel.edu/~whidre/JPG_images/Pith_Helmet_-_Butting_Heads.jpg

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.go-armynavy.com/03070053.jpg

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

(that's gavin mcinnes I think)

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

no, that's angus from the liars.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 6 June 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.southern.com/BURNINGFLAGS/pics/beastiesL.jpg

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 6 June 2003 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

if Ashton's rockin' it, it's old news...
http://www.saarfilm.de/TempPics/ashton.jpg

Aaron A., Friday, 6 June 2003 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, MCA was so cute before he got eaten by that buddhist sasquatch!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 6 June 2003 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Diamond Dave just slipped Mike D the rockstar penis.

Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 6 June 2003 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

skibbbidibbly bop.

Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 6 June 2003 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Diamond Dave just slipped Mike D the rockstar penis.

Uh, what?

Oh.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 6 June 2003 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.worcestercitymuseums.org.uk/coll/worcs/wormas/wrghel.jpg

lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 6 June 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I go to Urban Outfitters for one hour and this thread goes from that lovely picture of gareth and stence to THIS?

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 6 June 2003 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I want a helmet that has an eagle on it wearing crown that has dog on it that shoots bees from it's mouth. Is that too much to ask?

lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 6 June 2003 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I had Spiderman Pajamas and a Hulk T-shirt.

jel -- (jel), Friday, 6 June 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

No no no, I'm totally approving of that helmet.

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 6 June 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I love the shit Claypool wears on his noggin:
http://www.wildlupin.com/0207les4.jpg

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 6 June 2003 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

look at my cool £20 guitar! (this picture is old)

jel -- (jel), Friday, 6 June 2003 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Jel's a cowboy! On a steel horse he rides! (maybe)

Oh yeah anyway, trucker hats:
http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/n/Neptunes/sq-pharrell_williams_live-d.jpg

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 6 June 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

The infamous Goodyear hat.

hstencil, Friday, 6 June 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

the blue writing is "ass"

http://www.badassdads.com/art/hat.gif

lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 6 June 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I reckon the Undertaker would wear the Bad Ass Dad hat, and therefore it's cool.

jel -- (jel), Friday, 6 June 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a bad ass hat, make no mistake.

lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 6 June 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a couple of these hats at home, had them for over a decade. Gygax is OTM. Blame jack&ss
Everything becomes hipster-fied, so who gives a fu@k? really.
I worked on a farm and at a gas station so I got the cred, yo.haha. But I stopped wearing hats a few years ago anyways.
The uber-fad doesn’t bother me. (search: living/dealing boston/hipster hell)
But what the hell, tonight I may go out with some mascara and a trucker hat! Maybe a laurie anderson tour t-shirt. Cause some nights I prefer to look like a nightmare

kephm, Friday, 6 June 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never worn a hat outside.

jel -- (jel), Friday, 6 June 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I drive a petrol lorrie so back the fuck off!

Aaron A., Friday, 6 June 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

i like to think the only fashion that will never be a brand new but retro-fad is acid wash jeans.

(this thread is sexist, heh- plenty of girls wear these hats also)

kephm, Friday, 6 June 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never worn a hat outside either but I plan to change that tomorrow.

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 6 June 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

If someone started jumping off bridges today and then everyone followed suit, are you gonna quit jumping off bridges just 'cause or say that you were jumping off of them back in '87?

Cause who gives a shit? They are fucken hats, fer chrissakes.

martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 6 June 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

seems a little strange to me that people have been making a big to-do about this lately--haven't indie types been wearing these for years?

I don't wear any kind of hats (save tuques for the cold Cdn winter) because my head is too big.

but I'm wearing Carhartt pants right now, so maybe I'm doomed.

s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 6 June 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

jess has not answered my challenge. i have won.

anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 6 June 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Men without hats: classic or dud?

Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 6 June 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

My brother looks cool in his, but he actually works on a farm and stuff; plus he's had it for at least 5 years.

dan I., Friday, 6 June 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Nicole, do your friends dance? Because if they don't, they're no friends of mine, k?

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 6 June 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Some of y'all think WAY too much. Clothes are things I put on my body so that I'm not naked in public. They do not reveal the innerworkings of me brane.

oops (Oops), Friday, 6 June 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you have to work this hard at being miserable towards everyone else or does it come naturally?

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 6 June 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

is that directed at me, oops, jess, or yourself?

hstencil, Friday, 6 June 2003 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it's fairly obvious but hey, nice one. You win.

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 6 June 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Some of y'all think WAY too much. Clothes are things I put on my body so that I'm not naked in public. They do not reveal the innerworkings of me brane.

but this thread is about trucker hats, and they speak volumes.

Aaron A., Friday, 6 June 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Indie guys? Trucker hats?

PAGING DAVE PAJO! REPEAT: PAGING DAVE PAJO!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 6 June 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

True, Aaron. Unessential articles of clothing are a different beast.

oops (Oops), Friday, 6 June 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

My Papa Izzy was a trucker.

bnw (bnw), Friday, 6 June 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

There's a guy here right now at the library desk with some bizarre awful button-print shirt, Weezer-rimmed glasses, a tall and gangly physique and a piercing through his lower lip. None more indie for the past ten years, put through a blender. On his head? A trucker cap that says "Buck Knives." Frankly, I have my doubts.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 June 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Remember when Johnny Rotten sported that pith helmet, leather pants and blazer ensemble? I keep meaning to revive that look. And mark s. says the Pistols never wore leather--ha!

I have three trucker-style hats, one's for Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation tour, one's for Hudson Hawk and the last one was given to me by some guy I know a few weeks ago, it's says "Hard Cock Cafe" a takeoff on the Hard Rock. He printed up 100 of them for a biker rally in Sturgis, South Dakota. No, I don't get it, either. Of course he didn't sell any. It's pretty ridiculous, but at least it fits. I also have a sissified straw cowboy hat. And my Kevin Spacey Alternative Rock Beanie.

I really really hate those bucket/crusher style caps that are so popular with my gay brothers when they hit the dunes or model in the summer J. Crew catalogs. They look so unsexy, like something a really bad stylist would have worn in 1997.

Anyway, this is a goofy thread. I agree with Fritz, Sam and Daddino.

Arthur (Arthur), Friday, 6 June 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Buck Knives!

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 6 June 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.dallasobserver.com/issues/13832/1/image.gif

I don't know who these guys are or what they sound like, but I've hated them with a burning passion ever since seeing this photo in the Observer.

I own a number of work-shirts, but none that purport to be "real" work-shirts. I just like the cut/fit - I don't wear t-shirts often, and with jeans work shirts look just in between slob and "I spent way too long getting dressed." I've got one from "Front End Vintage" (I think that was the name of an Internet store I purchased it from) with the old Las Vegas sign on the back, I have a couple of the less-tacky ones with pinup/nose-art on them. I guess you can never really be tacky-free with a half-naked woman on your back, but c'est la vie.

When are bowling shirts due to make a comeback? If we bring back them and JNCO jeans, it'll be junior high all over again. But with waaaaay better weed.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 6 June 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

bowling shirts made their comeback with the swing craze. they're way outro again. now it's all about field hockey uniforms and ironic mustaches on women.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 6 June 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

My favorite hats currently are "the Franchise" caps by Twins Enterprise. Fitted (kinda - S/M/L/XL rather than numbers), light cloth, unstructured, with retro team logos.

I alternate between my Red Sox, Angels, Orioles and Celtics hats.

For work, I've got a Twins "batting practice" hat - some funny stretchy material that's supposed to be cooler and better about sweating.

I had one Indian Motorcycle hat that rocked my world, but it got too worn out and smelled strongly of liquor and tobacco (I've given up both), and I can't find another. Boo-hoo.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 6 June 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Everyone's all walking around in tracksuits as if they are ready to go to the gym, can someone explain this?

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 6 June 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

bowling shirts have never gone out of style in San Francisco. I think that's why I moved.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 6 June 2003 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Nothing ever goes out of style in San Francisco. It is like a counter-culture museum.

Paul Eater (eater), Friday, 6 June 2003 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

this look is just wrong

sand.y, Saturday, 7 June 2003 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)

anything which counts as a 'look' is wrong to some degree. and yes, i do hate fun, thanks for asking :)

ron (ron), Saturday, 7 June 2003 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, from espn page 2 today - Triple Crown:
Between the "Seabiscuit" movie and Funny Cide fever, the kids will start to think this horse-racing thing is cool. Not jockey-silks-as-fashion cool, but Daily-Racing-Form-peeking-out-of-your-bag cool. Better than that played-out "trucker-hat" thing.
hstencil - you're ahead of and behind the curve at the same time!

James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 7 June 2003 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm so far in front of you, I'm behind you.

hstencil, Saturday, 7 June 2003 06:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know who these guys are or what they sound like, but I've hated them with a burning passion ever since seeing this photo in the Observer.

Milo, this is Slick 57. These guys also head up the Boys Named Sue. I love them and you are obviously a fule. ;)

BTW, bowling shirts have never gone out of style.

That Girl (thatgirl), Sunday, 8 June 2003 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

if Beyonce gets called a genius or something when she puts on her trucker hat three months from now I'm a-gonna scream

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 8 June 2003 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

What's funny is.. the very fashion store Anthony, Ronny, and I walked by that showcased an entire display of trucker hats and was the whole source of this thread (or mainly, Anthony's extreme disgust of said display) has now removed all their trucker hats from the store completely!.

Don't fuck wit dis forum. We change shit. Moral of the day, folks.

donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 8 June 2003 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/duane_zarakov/townace.html

dz, Sunday, 8 June 2003 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't fuck wit dis forum. We change shit. Moral of the day, folks.

Attention all marketing folks trendspotting in ILx: Kill yourselves now. That is all.

Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Sunday, 8 June 2003 09:04 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread needs a picture of brian whatshis name from house of love era east17

Ed (dali), Sunday, 8 June 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Your wish is my command

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38378000/jpg/_38378779_brian150.jpg

ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 8 June 2003 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.usatoday.com/life/2003-06-10-cool_x.htm

I officially want a mesh-back cap again. But in a normal girl size.

felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

In Williamsburg, separated from Manhattan by the East River, those who dwell north of 42nd Street are frowned upon as B and T (bridge and tunnel) opportunists.

Lanham has an epithet to describe this completely uncool crowd: midtown.

Bashing Midtown is so yesterday.

felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh! I saw two guys in Ealing sporting the whole trucker hat look...they looked kinda silly, maybe they were Ten Benson.

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

B-b-b-b-but B&T folx are Jersey trash, not uptown resis!

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I just love the idea of a traveling businessman opening up to this article in today's complimentary USA Today over breakfast at the Marriott Courtyard and sheepishly stuffing his trucker hat back into his soft-sided briefcase.

felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

that'll be my dad!

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

But cool is also "about finding something extremely underground, like, I don't know, Thundercats," Lanham says, referring to the '80s animated TV show.

How the fuck is a television show nearly everyone in my age group watched "extremely underground?"

Also, the idea that anybody actually lives in Midtown aside from old spinsters who've lived there for 30+ years is beyond me.

hstencil, Wednesday, 11 June 2003 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Having money, for instance, is OK if you cloak it in Salvation Army apparel and a shift waiting tables at the local (non-Starbucks) coffee shop.

This sentence is hilarious. I am going thrifting this weekend for teeny-tiny gimme hats to put on top of my rolls of quarters and then asking Big Cup if it will hire my dressed-down money.

felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Lanham has an epithet to describe this completely uncool crowd: midtown

What Lanham doesn't know is that Yorkville is the next Williamsburgh because I live there: shhh....keep it a sooper dooper sekret!

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

What self-respecting DJ would want to drive a Focus?

I dunno, all the broke-ass DJs I know wit' no cars who are always trying to beg rides to gigs off their friends so they don't gotta carry their shit over the subway system...?

If I was the reporter I woulda asked him if being a coddled momma's boy princess was cool!!

Except that Thundercats thing was priceless, so, like, he wins.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

AHHH COMEDY


<3

Jon Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Current Tokyo fashion is reggae style; big woolly hats. I find this a lot more acceptable than trucker hats because the underclass it references Jamaican black spliffed-up musicians rather than American white trash redneck drivers. I mean, break it down:

Jamaican: They are Jamaican. (Left wing poor country value.)
Black: They are black. (Left wing racial value.)
Spliffed up: They smoke dope. (Left wing peace vibe.)
Musician: Creative. (Left wing expressive occupation value.)

American: They are American. (Right wing rich country value.)
White: They are white. (Right wing colonial bastard value.)
Trash: They are lower class. (Right wing populist value.)
Redneck: Not urban. (Right wing 'private property, soil, C&W, patriotism' type value.)
Drivers: Aggressive individualist job. (Right wing occupation value.)

So are trucker hats (no matter how 'ironic') a youth culture trend that could only happen under the Republicans? Why are the Williamsburgers not wearing big woolly rasta hats? Is it because they're not 'woolly liberals' right now?

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

You understand what I'm getting at here, don't you? Wasn't this trend started by the CIA?

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

My head hurts.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.catheads.net/xdukesofhazzard.jpg

WE DEMAND WOOLY CAPS

Jon Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"i'm going up the country
sorry but i can't take you

i'm goin up the country
sorry but i can't take you

there ain't nothin in the country
a guy like you can do"

- white american trash rednecks Bob Wills and the Texas Playboys

are overdetermined and ignorant stereotypes of country people a culture trend that could only happen among people who have never stepped outside of a curbside trash-pickup zone?

"are you now or have you ever been a truck driver from the sticks?" (tracerhand), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

fashionistas: i glued a little mirror underneath the brim of my trucker hat so i can pull it down over my face and kiss myself

kephm, Wednesday, 11 June 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

i also hide my hand lotion up there in my trucker hat~ all stealth yo.

kephm, Wednesday, 11 June 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

The next thing you know Momus will be saying bue jeans were invented by J. Edgar Hoover.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

yes Jamaica is soooooo liberal that's why the Rastas have been oppressed for years!

(i.e. why do I even bother responding to another completely idiotic Momus post?)

hstencil, Wednesday, 11 June 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

i ranned over two fournurs wit' mah truuuck toooday. ah feeyall great!

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)


the power of independent trucking!
beep beep

gravy fries to thread

kephm, Wednesday, 11 June 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

A Jamaican dude got my attention the other day by yelling across a loud, crowded club: "hey dare tall white bwoyee!"

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

(besides, there's actually a gigantic thriving community of Americans who you can find wearing Jamaican-ish floppy hats...go to Bonnaroo this weekend and you'll find like 80,000 of 'em)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

TS: hipsters dressing lame cuz it's what's "cool" vs. hippies dressing lame cuz that's how they like to dress

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

And poor, oppressed Southern black people never wear these hats. . .

That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I've decided that I'm going to wear only lime green tshirts, blue jeans and black sweat shirts to avoid having to deal with fashion.

Jon Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

watch that become fashionable, Jon!

hstencil, Wednesday, 11 June 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Why are the Williamsburgers not wearing big woolly rasta hats?

Momus, read your Vice Magazine. Jamaica chic was last month's fashion spread.

http://www.viceland.com/issues/v10n3/htdocs/fashion1.php

Do keep up.

felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Does anyone here seriously deny, though, that the original stereotypology of the trucker hat is right wing? So what I want to know is, how much of that 'legacy meaning' is being reconditioned and repurposed, and how much is remaining because people want a reconciliation of sorts with Bush's America?

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Does anyone here seriously deny, though, that the original stereotypology of the trucker hat is right wing?

Since when were stereotypes ever worth paying attention to?

That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus, they just want to look like white trash. There's no political undertones besides that of "Common People".

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I associate something like University of South Carolina white hats with right wing more than trucker caps. Rural, white, poor Southern people traditionally vote Democratic, Momus! While this has changed since Reagan, the "original stereotypology of the trucker hat" is liberal. That is unless you just don't trust farmboys.

And anyway, if we wanted a reconciliation with "Bush's America" wouldn't we be dressing like this?

http://www.everettcollection.com/Entertainment/EntertainmentTV/Pages/page15.jpg

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

And yes, Ally is OTM. I don't get the white trash fetishizing tho. We ain't that cool, are we Ally?

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

totally OTM re: white baseball caps!!

Momus for years I wore a red mylon-mesh hat. This one was so hard-core it didn't even have cloth or foam across the front, just nylon mesh all the way around, and it had a little patch sewn onto the front that read "CO OP", because it was from the Blount County farmer's co-op in East Tennessee, in the foothills of the Appalachian Mountains (about a 45-minute drive from my house). It was an allegiance to "white trash" for sure, but not to any politics I might project on them. To me it symbolized 1) people working together to create something useful 2) the down-and-dirty DIY ethic of the mountains and 3) a willful tweaking of the "urban" styles that the cool kids affected in my high school, and later, college. I didn't want to repurpose the meaning of the hat, I wanted the hat to repurpose the meaning of "cool"!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I am too close to white trash to fetishize. . .

That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Truckers = Teamsters
Teamsters = NOT REPUBLICANS

(at least not until recently)

hstencil, Wednesday, 11 June 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

would a trucker hat go well with this, Mr. Momus Who Lived in Japan?

(btw my Goodyear hat is more of a pit crew hat, y'know worn at racing events. And I like IRL/CART and I've been to the Indianapolis 500 a bunch of times so I guess that makes me an Indy 500 guy)

hstencil, Wednesday, 11 June 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha, Yanc3y, we ARE that cool though.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I have no idea what you're saying, Momus, but whatever it is I deny it.

For god's sake, why do you want to go and bash truck drivers. I mean jet fuel doesn't bring itself to Heathrow or Tokyo airports. I think half the people wear trucker hats with genuine affection for the corny places they come from, even after they relocate to a big city. In high school I waited the counter in a truck stop and my uncle was an independent big rig driver. So I feel I can wear a mesh back hat if I feel like it, dammit. It's like saying, don't be fooled by the zip code that I got, I'm still Jenny, Jenny from the sticks. Yes, when the economy is rough American fashion does tend to get all "Born in the USA," but we are subsidy-check-cashin-- I mean hard-working-- Americans and this is how we dress. At least it has a grain of authenticity in it, unlike dressing like a Jamaican dancehall queen or rastafarian (speaking for myself of course).

My parents didn't send me to 6 years of evil medical school so some cyberhipster could tell me what I can and cannot wear. Wait, that came out wrong.

felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

stence, I have no fucking clue what that thing is, but I want one!

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Is our very own James Blount of the Blount County, East Tennessee Blounts?

felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally it's a tricked-out Japanese big rig!

hstencil, Wednesday, 11 June 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

No, he's of the Corie, career 3.5 PPG AVG Blounts.

http://www.nba.com/media/act_corie_blount.jpg

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude if that thing came up behind me on the road I would seriously be all like "pants, meet shit"!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Holy shit. It's like if P. Diddy was a truckah.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

From the blog of Emcee Bard:

'APRIL 17th 2003: I bought a ?trucker hat? yesterday. Now I have never really been a hat kind of guy, my precious locks need to be flaunted 24/7. And I never understood the appeal of the trucker concept. Most of the monikers are less than ironic, usually advertising some form of lubricant or a Midwest little league team (wait, SOME would call these hollow symbols ironic). But I bought a hat, a customized hat at that. I?ll throw up a photo of me and my customized hat when the time arrives.'

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I dunno, Ally, more like if LAS VEGAS was a truckah.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

From the blog of Takashi:

'Saturday, February 15, 2003

spent the day shopping got myself a totally awesome t-shirt with a pacman strawberry on the front with sparkles! very retro cool! also picked myself up a remax trucker hat , and oh baby does it make one hell of a lure for the ladies! i mean the females were practically all over me. armed with my fraggle rock baseball t, bomber jacket, and remax hat , i was unstoppable! i felt like such a big man when the waitress at my favorite pub sat down to check my hat out. much to the male customer's dismay! mouhahah.'

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i hope these folx aint yr friends, momus, cuz they're fucking hella lame.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)


And from a site called Snowboarding: Only 78% lame we learn the name of the guy responsible for the trend:

'Chris Coyle : Like so many original things this drunken asshole comes up with I swear to God that Coyle was the first one in snowboarding to don the trucker hat, aviator shades, and denim jackets. Basically, if you want to be one the forefront of snowboard fashion then check out what Coyle is sporting ?cause the guy is like two years ahead of Four Square. The name Chris Coyle can be found either on the pages on Transworld or on its Web site. The man himself can be found in your local bar.'

Well, him or his double.

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I've always thought it ironic that my AFL-CIO cap has a little "golf-style" strap and clasp on the back. But only slightly. I'm sure the AFL-CIO big-wigs golf.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Tracer isn't the big AFL-CIO annual meeting always in Miami Beach or something? That was the one that Elaine Chao got booed at this year.

hstencil, Wednesday, 11 June 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

From Stare, posted by Technocult, June 5th 2003 at 5.01pm:

'Knock it off with the trucker hats already

I'm not usually one to bitch about fashion trends. I can usually stomach the most absurd of fads for however long they last. Hell, many of them end up growing on me. But this mesh hat craze has gone too far. It's been a couple weeks already since the New York Frickin' Times ran an article announcing the trend dead. Shouldn't "hipsters" move on to the next big thing by the time the mainstream press even notices a trend, much less announces it dead? Still, I see them everywhere I go. *sigh*'

And from ilXor, June 11th, 2003:

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Bloggers are all right-wing, didn't you know that Momus?

hstencil, Wednesday, 11 June 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus, what do your posts have to prove about your point? You seem to be proving ours more than yours.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Mesh hats are kewl cuz they melt when you put 'em in the fire, whereas Rasta hats burn and give off smoke and then you've got a Jamaican guy runnin' towards ya all like "dunna boorn up me stawsh brah, me stawsh is in dare!!!!".

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick, don't forget you can wash them in the dishwasher. the mesh hats that is. At least that's how my mom cleans my stepdad's.

Frankly I could care less what yankees and eurotrash think. 'Round these parts such hats have always been sported and are a-okay in my book.

Like I said upthread: stick, out of ass.

That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Elaine Chao is a dipshit. She didn't get booed, she just managed to thoroughly piss off the most important labor leaders in America—who were already pissed at her—by giving a closed-door speech to the executive council of the AFL-CIO telling them the Bush Administration wanted new disclosure rules about political activities the unions are involved with. This is Big Brother shit, unprecedented since the Red Scare. She later said to reporters to have thought she "gave a very nice speech" and claimed to have no idea why they were so mad.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

You Americans are so cute when you're being defensive!

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

By the way, I've just been asked to write a piece for Vice's upcoming fashion special. Do you think I should do it? I leave it in your hands. *Ducks.*

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

If you keep calling us cute we will bomb you to Kingdom Come.

felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Can I ge that on a bumper sticker?

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus you should totally write that! I always like your shopping tips and your aesthetic in general. But I like it better when you're writing about something you know, first-hand, not through these filters like the blogs.

felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

i wasn't aware momus experienced anything first-hand, without filters.

jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

No, Momus! I'm seriously curious why you think those posts prove your point about Republicanism et. al.! You can't dodge out with your silly nationalistic bullshit, I want an answer otherwise I'm kicking yer ass next time you're in Chinatown!

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't 'prove points', I think.

No, I don't think, I google.

Therefore I yam.

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Now Le Tigre, on the other hand, they have a point.

felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes. They do. Momus, let's take this outside.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

All right, I'll get my hat.

momus (Momus), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Ooer, a clever one!

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

By the way, I've just been asked to write a piece for Vice's upcoming fashion special. Do you think I should do it? I leave it in your hands. *Ducks.*

Only if we can write the bulk of it.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

hmm

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

i wanna puke all over a pair of diesel jeans

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

These hats are worn by music industry and Hollywood stars including Eminem, Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears, Ashton Kutcher and Benicio Del Toro. Once a style is designed, a small number of hats are produced and then that style is discontinued, making these hats rare and collectors items.

um wow

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus you have no idea how clueless you sound on this thread. It'd be like if I swung into a "what is the signifigance of afternoon tea for the English" thread and was all "oh well it's obvious from these links I find that my position on this must be accurate." Truckers=a much broader spectrum of people than you think, ergo your whole argument is pretty ridiculous.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

indie guys wearing trucker hats do, however, share your clued-outedness w/r/t what/who truckers are, wherefore you're "right" in an ugly multi-referential postmodern sort of way

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Q: hey, what do you think truckers call "trucker hats"??

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

A(1): "baseball hats"

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

A(2): "hats"

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Tracer is exactly right. As I pointed out above people in certain parts of the South (esp. TX) *never* call them trucker hats.

That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha, ha. From the above USAToday article, the writer happened to find Jordan Davis, guitarist of the Mystery Girls on his first trip to New York and his weekend spent in Brooklyn:

"Ooh, this is cool. This is rad," marvels Jordon Davis, holding up a crimson leather jacket with a healthy pair of lapels. Lanham's internal hipster barometer detects little trace of irony.

Davis, 19, an aspiring model and artist, is an Angeleno on his inaugural visit to New York. "I get a Silver Lake vibe out here," he says, referring to L.A.'s Williamsburg analog. "

He's not an aspiring model and artist. He's a guitarist.

Scaredy Cat, Wednesday, 11 June 2003 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

right on, Dead Girl - you had beat me to the punch!!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 12 June 2003 00:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Aren't they just called baseball caps? I don't think hat is the right word here.

s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 12 June 2003 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

wherefore you're "right" in an ugly multi-referential postmodern sort of way

I'm always right that way, and it's always ugly in an inherently french De-Tocqueville-visits-the-colonials or Barthes-goes-to-the-car-show kind of way.

There's been some stubborn resistance on this thread to the idea that items become trendy or culty precisely because of the limitations of their meaning spectrum, in other words because they incarnate stereotypes. To object on a thread about indie guys with trucker hats that 'We don't care about stereotypes' or that 'Down south, black people wear them too,' or that 'Not all country people are right wing, you ass' is disingenuous and misses the point. The item in question gets its totemic power from the stereotype it incarnates; in other words, from the main thrust of the cluster of values it carries, rather than from peripheral exceptions and inclusions.

What's interesting is when one community (hipsters) wrests the item, with all its signs, away from another (truckers) and begins the work of re-assigning its meaning. This is really where we get the buzz of trend-recognition and have the pleasure of seeing a social value renegotiated before our very eyes, in real time. It's inherently pleasureable to see one stereotype changing into another, because it's always fascinating to see social values changing, and to find oneself on the side of those who understand and embrace the change rather than on the side of those who fail to notice or resist it.

My (unanswered) question on this thread has been about how much of the original 'trucker' values remain in the hat when it moves to Williamsburg. It's essentially the same question as: 'When the style of the racist football hooligan skinhead moved into the middle-class British mainstream in the mid-90s and it became acceptable for white males to have shaved heads and wear shoes with re-inforced toe-caps, how much of the right wing values of skinhead culture remained intact in the repurposed look to give it its desired 'hardness'? Conversely, how much was the skinhead look itself diluted and normalised? Were skinheads disappointed to find their power to frighten people diminshed, because they now resembled lots of placid and trendy guys on the High Street rather than xenophobe outsider warriors? And do skinheads have the resources to come up with a new look when something like this happens, to distinguish themselves from the hipsters and re-affirm their menace?'

Extrapolating, can truckers in any way now be mistaken for trendsters? Might you have to look twice to see if someone is real white trash or trusty simu-trash? Might it be the case that the distinguishing details are now moving, thanks to the rapid, confusing reassignment of dress codes, more and more into the body itself? In other words, you can tell a real skinhead because he has blotchy skin and bad teeth, and you can tell a real trucker because he has a beer bulge, whereas the trendsters who imitate them tend to be slim, buff and rather polished texturally.

However, even this isn't a given. Note the Matthew Barney prosthetics tendency -- trendsters not only now grow white trash mustaches and get tattoos, but are starting to get prosthetic beer bellies and acne. See also Cindy Sherman (soccer mom series) Terry Richardson (porno biker look), Casey Spooner, Jeremy Scott (art fag belly bulge look).

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 06:44 (twenty-two years ago)

It's also disingenuous to dismiss the blogs I pasted. Isn't it totally fascinating that a guy called Takashi (a Japanese American, presumably) bought a trucker hat, went to a bar, and found himself an immediate babe magnet, attracting the attention of the waitress and the jealousy of the other men present? Can an item of clothing really transform Takashi's life like that? Can it give him a sense of belonging to both the hipster in-crowd and the blue collar underclass they're riffing on? Can it get him laid? And which is the waitress, scenestress or trashstress? Did she vote Bush or Gore?

At various times I've been convinced that items of clothing can get me laid. In fact whole industries are based on selling us this illusion. Maybe it's not an illusion.

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 06:58 (twenty-two years ago)

At various times I've been convinced that items of clothing can get me laid.

well, duh. its called image.

gareth (gareth), Thursday, 12 June 2003 08:04 (twenty-two years ago)

(Thinks: Looking like a middle American trucker with a beer belly can get me laid in Williamsburg! It's all so obvious and straightforward, really!)

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 08:23 (twenty-two years ago)

though image is usually about the other rather than re-iteration of the self. which is why wearing items of clothing which express what you are not creates an aesthetic which is mix'n'match, or, as a couple of people have been calling for a while now, 'postmodernism', i read about it the other day somewhere. apparently its sort of like this, you see, appropriation the styles and signifiers of other milieus and stuff. hence, the trucker cap may be of use, but when worn on one who is not a trucker, i think it might have something to do with rejection of the real and the authentic by creating something like a gap between the image and the self, where the image playfully subverts the nature of the wearer. this japanese guy was telling me about it once, at least, i think he was japanese

gareth (gareth), Thursday, 12 June 2003 08:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Trucker picks up trusty trendster couple hitching 'ironically' out on the highway. He subverts the guy by driving off when he's taking a pee at a truckstop then proceeds to get mighty playful with the girl.

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 08:56 (twenty-two years ago)

(She of course can't tell any difference between her boyfriend and him, for they both wear the same hat. But one has a truck.)

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 08:58 (twenty-two years ago)

....does this end with him banging the boyfriends head on the roof...thump....thump....thump

heard it

james (james), Thursday, 12 June 2003 09:00 (twenty-two years ago)

No, the punchline was 'but one has a truck.'

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 09:03 (twenty-two years ago)

aren't i meant to laugh at punchlines (i thought that was there nature, otherwise they are just sentances)

james (james), Thursday, 12 June 2003 09:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, it wasn't a joke. One has a truck, one just has the hat. Go figure, dude!

This, though, is a joke. From an
Interview with some real truckers:

Funky Redneck: Ya know truckers make good money. The part that sucks is that all the speed you have to take, to stay up while driving all dem trucks late. I would be getting alot of dem darn tickets, cuz I would be driving like 90 miles an hour up and down Highway 5.

PD: You just didn't give a fuck?

Funky Redneck: Yeah, I don't give a armadillo's behind about it... I started growing muh beard around the same time I began trucking, so like seven years.

PD: Damn, so that beard is down your pelvis? You pull a lot of truck stop diner waitresses with that beard?

Funky Redneck: Eh... you know some people say I look like a member of ZZ Top so... ya know... I'm kinda flattered.

PD: So when you were even haulin' interstate ass and there were girls driving in a convertible would you ever peek down and sneak a gander?

Funky Redneck: Yuh fah sho, ya don't realize how many crazy things you can see on the highway drivin'.

PD: Gimme one example.

Funky Redneck: Well ya know I've seen this one girl getting intimate on her boyfriend, she didnt know I was watching... I got caught, hahaha. She shouldn't have been doing it.

PD: Whooopppsssiiieee... You ever pick up hitchhickers?

Funky Redneck: Unless it's some fine lookin' filly then yeah, but there's a lot of crazy hitchers out yonder. You ever seen "The Hitcher"? If so you'll know what I'm talking about.

PD: Nah, I've killed a couple though... by the way I'm asking the questions, cracker!

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 09:13 (twenty-two years ago)

From ZZ Top it's just a short step to the Bush White House. And Williamsburg, of course.

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 09:43 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bornintheussr.com/s246.jpg

gareth (gareth), Thursday, 12 June 2003 09:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Nice try, Gareth, but it's a baseball cap. Baseball is a team sport, therefore inherently communist. Trucker caps reference the solitary macho man alone in the cab of his hog, doing the bidding of logistics entrepreneurs and guzzling oil (no sweat, 500 years' supply in Iraq). You will not be able to Google a communist trucker hat, though you may be able to Photoshop one. But no-one in Williamsburg would be caught dead wearing something like that. No, it's got to say 'Grizzly's Ribs' or 'Grunt's Ball Bearings'.

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 10:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick, a HOG is a Harley-Davidson. I have known this ever since seeing a cadre of hog-driving lesbians in feed caps known as Dykes On Bikes crashing the Minneapolis Aquatennial Torchlight Parade when I was 9. This appropriation is soooooooo old half of us her were not born yet (eek). I always thought the feed cap (what they're called in Minnesota, distinct from 'baseball cap') was adopted by trendy/countercultural/gay factions for other reasons.

1. To 'pass' so people don't yell shit at you from cars/vans/pickups for being 'punk' or 'queer'. Especially in big cities which are not NY or LA.

2. Numero Uno queer fashion designer aesthetic cock-hardener: X signifier represents a type of oppressor from my past, who now that I'm a safely famous/citified fashion person, gives me a stiffy just thinking about (HELLO JEREMY SCOTT). Apply same to female fashion designer RE: look of bullying trashy girls or cliquish snobby girls (explains revival of large hair, bead/feather roachclip/hair attachment, suede druggie boots).

3. Middle-class indie guys are design spods (Nick will not join this trend unless he finds an IBM cap in a Berlin flea market) who like cheap, durable clothes (hence the popularity of rural Goodwill/Sally Army shops and workwear/uniform shops selling tradesmen's clothes) and will do anything to avoid looking like a yuppie, even though they might be already. They're not terribly clued up on the whole queerness angle of their choice, though if sensitive and artistic there might be some oppressor-love going on. Or Bruce Springsteen/John Cougar Menstrualcramp-type reasons if they're slightly more mainstream, ie. do not own a passport.

Calling this a Republican-reactive trend is just plain wrong. This is one instance of a trend that started in smaller cities of America and then went on to world capitals, instead of the usual reverse. It isn't redneck pride, it's evolved to allow the rednecks of this world let you get on with things undisturbed.

suzy (suzy), Thursday, 12 June 2003 10:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Nice try, Gareth, but it's a baseball cap. Baseball is a team sport, therefore inherently communist

that is exactly my point! a baseball cap is already recontextualized. a trucker cap is something that can be recontextualized in a different way. it can be taken away from the ordinary person and recontextualized by people in style labs across the world. also, the individuality that is expressed in the wearing of the trucker hat is a subtle and aesthetic play against the hive mind mentality of modern society, displayed by those who wear baseball caps. the trucker hat wearer is an individual who wants to bring the lone aesthetic of the tulsa trucker to gothenburg, skopje and st petersburg

it is only by wearing the hat of the individual/rural in the environment of the urban/communal that the true hipster/style lab dilettante can simultaneously display ironic connection with and iconic detachment from the society to which they are tethered, both the macro-society of america/europe, and the micro-society of williamsburg/shoreditch, a kitsch double inversion of overt norms, but also a play on the covert

gareth (gareth), Thursday, 12 June 2003 10:35 (twenty-two years ago)

and, in actuality, it is more likely to be somewhere like preoria, but it is not actuality that is being sold, but image, and this is why somewhere like tulsa is played up, because it is the image of being working class and also individualist that is being sold rather than the actuality. somewhere like preoria is an uncomfortable fudge, because it is somewhere between the 2, and the fetishization of working class culture, becomes the mundane rather than the other

gareth (gareth), Thursday, 12 June 2003 10:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Tulsa! Larry Cl@rk to thread!

suzy (suzy), Thursday, 12 June 2003 10:40 (twenty-two years ago)

by the way, anyone know where i can get some nice ones in the uk?

gareth (gareth), Thursday, 12 June 2003 10:40 (twenty-two years ago)

haha ^ FAG

Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 12 June 2003 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

But no-one in Williamsburg would be caught dead wearing something like that. No, it's got to say 'Grizzly's Ribs' or 'Grunt's Ball Bearings'.

Momus this sounds oddly as though you were concerning yourself with questions of authenticity, which would be a rather startling turn of events

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 12 June 2003 11:54 (twenty-two years ago)

No it wouldn't!

RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 12 June 2003 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha what's funniest about this thread is you've got like 20 people, only two of which I've actually noted as EVER putting on a trucker hat (and both of those people are Southerners!) and none of which are people I'd describe as Williamsburg hipsters, and every single person besides Momus is going, "But that's not the stereotype! I don't know this stereotype of which you speak, I think it's more like this..." and Momus is like, "No, everyone knows the stereotype of the Trucker Hat is that of the Ku Klux Klan" or whatever it is exactly that he's trying to say.

Momus, could it be that you somehow invented this stereotype in your head? Because I think if 9 out of 10 people are unfamiliar with a stereotype, it's not a stereotype anymore.

Some Southerners are rednecks. Not all truckers are Southerners. Not all rednecks are Republicans! I mean, bloody hell, do you purposely make yourself resemble a wall in which people beat their heads into?

Though I love that whole thing about how you are always right and ugly in a Martin Lawrence in Black Knight type of thing! (That's what you said, right?)

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 12 June 2003 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

It takes a lot of courage & dedication to open a thread with about 300 posts and read them all in order. But I could tell this was a very important issue, so here I am.

I didn't realize anyone else had heard of the Mystery Girls. I like them. Nick reviewed their cd for something and got a free copy.

I have a CROWN shirt, like the gas station. But I got it at a yard sale a friend of mine had, and I don't know if it's a real one or if maybe she bought it at Hot Topic or something (cuz she's really into those pink leopard print things and what-have-you). But anyway... I digress.

I once wore this COKE shirt all the time because:
* It had that retro colored sleeves thing going on, but was the real thing, not a reprise, as I got it at a thrift store...
* I thought it was funny because it was all about a big corporation. At the same time though, I was obsessed with drinking coke.
* It reminded me of Bjork's COCK shirt.

Yes. Now what does this have to do with anything?

Guys in trucker caps are funny, but also that look can be attractive.

Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 12 June 2003 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus, could it be that you somehow invented this stereotype in your head?

I think this is where I point out that the # of mesh-back baseball caps in retirement homes > the # of mesh-back baseball caps in the cabs of big rigs, and then Momus tries to equate "old people" as a generic population with truckers as a generic population so that his classist argument still seems tenable to him

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 12 June 2003 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't point this out, old people are even more Republican than Southerners!!!!

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 12 June 2003 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Baseball is Communist
Apple Pie is Fascist
Freedom is Slavery

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 12 June 2003 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

No, that's France, felicity.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 12 June 2003 13:30 (twenty-two years ago)

At least France has socialized medicine.

But to call baseball communist because it's a team sport is only slightly less ridiculous than calling Mississippi communist because they have chain gangs.

Anyway, gimme hats perhaps point to the trend of the Southernization of American culture. Cities down there are winning Super Bowls and getting to the Stanley Cup finals, what is that?

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 12 June 2003 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I rarely see any girls wearing trucker caps. Ok, I have one friend I've seen wearing them, but she's very very butch, so should that count?

Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 12 June 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought it was funny because it was all about a big corporation. At the same time though, I was obsessed with drinking coke.

This is an honest and important answer from a person wearing a Coke shirt.

No matter how much you wriggle ('Old people wear trucker hats!' 'Look, I googled a communist trucker hat!') you will eventually always end up, when you key the concept 'trucker' into your lexical analyser (I have one strapped to my wrist, it has a cool LCD display) in a semiological loop that goes 'white trash'-'redneck'-'ZZ Top'-'George W Bush' then gets temporarily diverted through 'Williamsburg'-'Colette' before jumping back into 'redneck' loop.

Now, why can't a person 'outed' (in the original terms of the responses to this thread) as wearing a trucker hat say something as simple as what the Coke girl said?

'I thought it was funny because it was all about right-populist values. At the same time though, I was consuming a lot of right-populist values.'

As D. Bowie said in 'Cracked Actor': 'There's a fly in my milk. And he's getting a lot of milk. That's how I felt when I came to America.'

Why should coke-snorting hipsters be any less immune to the zeitgeist than anyone else? Why should irony, rather than being a sign that they've got everything figured out, be a sign of their capacity to slide from one (relatively sincerely-held) set of values to another?

If this year's irony is next year's sincerity (as I ironically believe this year, and sincerely next), then perhaps those people will next year really have trucks.

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, felicity, I think you are failing to take into account the fact that baseball players are all Cuban.

No matter how much you wriggle ('Old people wear trucker hats!' 'Look, I googled a communist trucker hat!') you will eventually always end up, when you key the concept 'trucker' into your lexical analyser (I have one strapped to my wrist, it has a cool LCD display) in a semiological loop that goes 'white trash'-'redneck'-'ZZ Top'-'George W Bush' then gets temporarily diverted through 'Williamsburg'-'Colette' before jumping back into 'redneck' loop.

But, Momus: what does anything besides "George W. Bush" (which you inserted in there yourself cos I sure ain't never seen him in a trucker hat) have to do with Republicanism? You're lucky if white trash votes, and quite a lot of the white trash I know--including myself--are not Republicans.

Hard to vote Republican when your childhood was spent living off the system that Republicans are trying to demolish, ya know?

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 12 June 2003 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

The George Bushs' numbered presidential hats aren't that far off from trucker hats.

Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 12 June 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Why should irony Why shouldn't irony

Ally, I've met you and you are by no stretch of the imagination 'white trash', so stop being so pretentious!

The horrible thing about the American political system is that people vote for the right with their guts and not their interests. The white poor ought not to vote Bush, just as capitalists ought not to (the economy does better under Democrats -- FACT!), but 'sentiment' and 'actual interests' are not the same, as K. Marx never tired of pointing out. I have devoted my life to trying to discredit 'conservative sentiment' -- a state of the soul nicely illustrated by ZZ Top. If people wearing trucker hats is part of the project of 'demolishing conservative sentiment' (by making fags wear the garb of bigots) then I'm for it. If it's part of an attempt to make conservative sentiment trendy, I'm dead against.

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

gygax, great link to the 'special' hat worn by the likes of justin timberlake...i can't believe that someone spent $265 on this thing. isn't part of the point that it's a silly and cheap trend that you buy at the hardware store? ick.

colette (a2lette), Thursday, 12 June 2003 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi. My name is Sarah McLusky. I am the Coke girl. Thank you.

Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 12 June 2003 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

No matter how much you wriggle ('Old people wear trucker hats!' 'Look, I googled a communist trucker hat!')

i didnt google a communist trucker hat. i googled a baseball hat. if you do not understand the intrinsic difference here, then we're going to struggle. upthread you seemed to show an understanding of the difference between communality and individuality, and how this was displayed between baseball and trucking hats. now, if you are conflating them, then i feel you have misunderstood the whole concept. on the other hand, there is nothing to be understood, to understand is to miss the point, so it depends which way you look at it i guess

you will eventually always end up, when you key the concept 'trucker' into your lexical analyser (I have one strapped to my wrist, it has a cool LCD display) in a semiological loop that goes 'white trash'-'redneck'-'ZZ Top'-'George W Bush' then gets temporarily diverted through 'Williamsburg'-'Colette' before jumping back into 'redneck' loop.

interesting. i hadnt thought of it this way, i've never equated truckers with rednecks, this seems to be a critical misrepresentation, i think this may hold a little water if we are talking post 79, and further right wing colonization of the representation of the working class in the media. but i cant help feel that the wearing of trucking hats is as much sincere as ironic, and is actually a) a 1970s thing (ie looking at working class culture in a pre laissez-faire/nuliberal/antifederalist way), and also b) as a reaction to electroclash/urbanity/europe. which makes it both a) an endorsement, and b) a refutation of american rural society

Now, why can't a person 'outed' (in the original terms of the responses to this thread) as wearing a trucker hat say something as simple as what the Coke girl said?

the simple is dead. it is disingeneous to say something simple, because the wearer is saying many things, contradictory things, the wearer is saying "i say simple things" but also "am i really saying simple things?", it is ironic and sincere at the same time, and as we both know, momus, there is no difference between the 2. they are the same thing. it is play, display, the refutation of the simple, because the sincere is ironic, and the ironic is more sincere than anything else

'I thought it was funny because it was all about right-populist values. At the same time though, I was consuming a lot of right-populist values.'

like, duh. right-populist values begin in london/new york/tokyo/dc and are sold to the rural and suburban, whereupon they are sold back to the inhabitants of the city. urbanites can then look down on those values, while endorsing them through their very lifestyles. embodiment by proxy, surely?

Why should coke-snorting hipsters be any less immune to the zeitgeist than anyone else?

!?!?!?!?

they are not immune at all. they are always a picture perfect representation of the zeitgeist of 18-24 months previous.

>>>If this year's irony is next year's sincerity (as I ironically believe this year, and sincerely next),

as i said previously, there is no difference between the 2.

then perhaps those people will next year really have trucks.

i certainly hope so! but only if they where tutus. otherwise they will fall into the authenticity trap which you seem to inhabit

gareth (gareth), Thursday, 12 June 2003 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

So, being someone who has worn a "trucker hat" (and Jesus Christ I have NEVER heard it called that in my life! As Tracer noted, where I come from we call em "hats"), the people I know who wore these included:

1) Farmers
2) Mechanics
3) Athletes
4) Rednecks

Now all of these things intersect (in fact, I have been all four of those), and I fail to see how any of them carry any political clout. However, when a 'Burger dons one of these mesh caps, they're simply going for a white trash aesthetic, mainly cuz it seems "real" and "honest" and denotes "working class" and all of that other bullshit. It's no fucking different than white suburban kids (who these 'Burgers certainly are) wearing LA Kings hats a decade ago, or even baggy jeans. It's just rich white people trying to act poor cuz that makes them more "authentic" and bullshit like that. So if there is a deep-seeded meaning behind this, Momus, it's just that rich white people feel a serious disconnect from "the real world" as they imagine it. Haven't the styles of people from a lower class ALWAYS been cool for people of higher classes???

And yes, blacks/asians/hispanics/etc where these too, but we're talking indie kids.

AND ANYWAY, the whole look is fucking deader than newsboy caps cuz last night I got sent a package from Capitol Records that was A PROMO MESH CAP WITH THE WORD "VERBENA" (a southern rock band who sold out and went grunge) EMBLAZONED ACROSS IT!!! It made me laff really fucking hard.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 12 June 2003 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Parallel world # 273487: It's 2004, and all the trusty kids in Billyburg now have trucks to go with their hats. (Kind of like Bjork in 'Army of Me' or REM in 'Man on the Moon'.) Parking is a lot harder, the roads are widened and, as the trend spreads, new middle eastern countries are quietly invaded to find more diesel fuel. But who cares, it's cool as fuck to have a 1999 Mack CH613 parked outside your loft. (10 Speed Transmission, 3.86 Rear Axle Ratio, yeah!).

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Billyburg's dead. It's all about fucking Red Hook now cuz the warehouses provide good parking for their rigs.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 12 June 2003 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

A PROMO MESH CAP WITH THE WORD "VERBENA" (a southern rock band who sold out and went grunge) EMBLAZONED ACROSS IT!!!
I knew there was a good reason behind my not going to see them Sunday night.

Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 12 June 2003 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Why is okay for middle-class Vice journalists to appropriate right-wing redneck language but not okay for middle-class indie kids to appropriate (allegedly) redneck attire?

*ducks*

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 12 June 2003 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

It's all okay, Matt! Everything is permitted!

I'd just like to add that it is shortly going to become very, very trendy to be fat. The fatter the better. You heard it here first. Next year's trucker hat is trucker fat.

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

We already kind of did "Fat" with NOFX, Smashmouth and Rob from Matchbox 20, but sure, it's due for a revival, why not.

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 12 June 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

But it's not called 'trucker fat' cos that sounds too much like 'trucker hat' (so passe). It's called 'fat fucker'.

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

So wait, since I live in Virginia and not fucking NYC, does that make "authentic" and "cool"?

NA. (Nick A.), Thursday, 12 June 2003 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Respect to the pioneers in the old skool who laid it all down back in the days of the style labs, know what I'm saying?

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, Momus in not bothering to learn the name of someone who's been constantly posting on ILX for like a year SHOCKAH!

NA. (Nick A.), Thursday, 12 June 2003 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, smoking cigarettes is going to become very, very cool. You mark my words, whatever your names are! (She's Coke girl to me cos I got brand recognition.)

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, the fact that George W Bush really likes people to drive trucks, get fat and smoke cigarettes will not do anything to stop these things becoming cool, because people will not see any connection whatsoever between these things and His Evil Plan. Until it's too late.

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Bush likes Big Tobacco and so do trendy fat fuckers with rigs outside their lofts!

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Now, why can't a person 'outed' (in the original terms of the responses to this thread) as wearing a trucker hat say something as simple as what the Coke girl said?

Momus I fucking posted upthread that I wear my Goodyear hat because it's the same hat I saw pit crew guys at the Indy 500 wear. Are you fucking dense or what?

hstencil, Thursday, 12 June 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I am perversely pleased that Momus seems to have turned against the same Billyburgers he was defending back in the Vice threads, using argumentation almost as preposterous.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally, why must you Cubanize the things I love?

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 12 June 2003 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus: "trucker hats seem right-wing-ish to me, therefore that is how it also seems to the zeitgeist"

argh

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 12 June 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally, I've met you and you are by no stretch of the imagination 'white trash', so stop being so pretentious!

One of my best friends in the world specifically calls me out to thread as white trash, but Momus who met me for a couple hours in a group of like 15 people knows better! This is why I likes ya, Nick.

That being said, don't mistake newfound money for a complete change in 20 years of class status. Goddamnit, it's not cool to be poor. Hell, sometimes that's how you can tell the difference between the hipsters and the truckahs--find out which one admits to having actual aspirations.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 12 June 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

No one ever told me if I'm authentic and cool. Sigh.

NA. (Nick A.), Thursday, 12 June 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus, closet essentialist, believes that if you were white trash, he would not like you: this explains his entire argument on this thread

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 12 June 2003 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh and I don't know what you all are talking about--I park my rig in Tony Danza with no problems! It's pretty hard to get parking in the Lincoln Center side of the street though. :( :( :(

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 12 June 2003 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, the construction around AOL Circle isn't helping the Tony Danza parking sitch any, either.

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 12 June 2003 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Scensters doing coke
vs.
Truckers doing speed

Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 12 June 2003 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus my clothes are more political than I. I'm almost scared to open my closet - quick any opiate for the masses suggestions so i can calm my shirts down

james (james), Thursday, 12 June 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I really hope that the CB radio replaces the cell phone.

Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 12 June 2003 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

CB radio = the internet of the 1970s.

hstencil, Thursday, 12 June 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually as i sit here at work i picture the two things on my home computer - two "truckers hats" one is red and has a white trash picture on it.

As a working class kid, and rest assured i am as working class as they come because my dad drives a lorry and we had it tough by god i am now confused as to whether i can wear it or not, whether it is actually a demening hat of slavery that shows me to be the redneck self fulfilling hick i really am....oh no wait its a fucking hat, its not a pair of jack boots its a stoopid trend no more no less and certainly not a fucking 300 post thread.

Anyway im off home to my shack to go a hog tying

james (james), Thursday, 12 June 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

AOL Circle is this most ridiculous thing--where is anyone meant to park? It's just a big roundabout, I hope they have made a garage in the building. My favorite thing about that building was when Bovis installed windows BEFORE finishing the top half of the construction. Has anyone else here ever heard the sound of 10,000 windows all breaking at once?

I guess people will have to park in Letterman Square?? That's close to AOL Circle.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 12 June 2003 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

You don't see girls wearing baseball caps (i'm just going to call 'em what I call 'em for now on) b/c they usually don't come in girlie sizes.

Have I ever told you guys that I've wanted to be a trucker someday? I'm totally serious.

That Girl (thatgirl), Thursday, 12 June 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

where is anyone meant to park?

In New Jersey. Keep your cars out of Manhattan.

hstencil, Thursday, 12 June 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Trucker life ain't bad at all. One of my good buds in high school's pops was a trucker. Gone a lot, sure, but he made serious $$$.

Momus needs to read the New Yorker profile on Don Ainsworth that ran back in February. That should shift his view of truckers. ("should" being the key word)

And no Nick, ya ain't cool for living in Tidewater. Unless yr Pharrell.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 12 June 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

i have never wanted more to shake momus vigorously by the shoulders while screaming at him

however, y'all have spent the time arguing with him = he's won

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 12 June 2003 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

i mean, it's a pyrrhic victory at best, like always, but still

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 12 June 2003 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah jess in why do anything? shocker.

hstencil, Thursday, 12 June 2003 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

GET A ROOM!!!

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 12 June 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

what's the hotel reservation line?

hstencil, Thursday, 12 June 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

1900MOMUSDONG

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

ally is there anyone on ilx you don't sublimate through?

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

From which class will come the values of the future America you wish to see? Which is the progressive class?

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

To transform directly from the solid to the gaseous state or from the gaseous to the solid state without becoming a liquid.

???

From which class will come the values of the future America you wish to see? Which is the progressive class?

Whichever one's not the jet-setting find-a-new-country-to-live-in-every-six-months class.

hstencil, Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Woodwork.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

ILE in getting all WAY-over-analytical of something so simple as fucking hats uber-non-SHOCKAH!!!!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

jess, for once I'm actually completely confused at what you're trying to say. Can you go back to posting existential one-liners about the uselessness of the entire internet, because I'm completely unsettled now.

Momus, there is no progressive class.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

From which class will come the values of the future America you wish to see? Which is the progressive class?

"Shall I place my fingers in my ears and hum loudly, or shall I just talk over the people who've successfully countered my argument?"

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

From which class will come the values of the future America you wish to see?

The graduating class of 2017 (which my son will prob'ly be a member of).

I love words with multiple meanings.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I asked 'which class', not 'which ass'...

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

CB radios were done 3 years ago - remember "Breaker Breaker"?

chester (synkro), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

J0hn, asking about the direction from which progressive change in American society might come is not putting fingers in ears and humming loudly, especially when the arguments I'm supposed to be countering are along the lines of '1900MOMUSDONG'.

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

And if you have a few hours to spare I can explain why people who go from one place to another may indeed be something as positive for the world as people who declare their homeland God's own country.

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

*bing* ROUND TWO

Sommermute (Wintermute), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I second Y4ncey's NYer article recommendation. The bit where the writer had to buy a hat to feel comfortable in the 'trucker-only' part of the stop was hilarious.

Momus, trucking isn't somekind of yee-haw deliverance backwater. If you live in the industrialized world, everything you buy anywhere ever has been on a truck at some point, driven by...a trucker! This is why fuel-prices aren't some cultural problem of "fat bastard suburbanite gated community suv addicts" or however you'd like to characterize them, but a real economic problem. Gas gets more expensive, everything gets more expensive. Purple shorts, peruvian fado reissues, drum machines, etc etc. all of it. Not that we're even talking abt this anymore. What are we talking about?

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Truckers go from one place to another.

bnw (bnw), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

People take pictures of each other.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"Shall I place my fingers in my ears and hum loudly, or shall I just talk over the people who've successfully countered my argument?"

"No, those courses of action would be ridiculous. This situation calls for a straw man!"

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

And if you have a few hours to spare I can explain why people who go from one place to another may indeed be something as positive for the world as people who declare their homeland God's own country.

Oh fuck off. Yes, your consumption of jet fuel sure is making the world a better place. And yes, every American is a flag-wavin', Dubya-lovin', God-fearin' idiot. Fuck you.

hstencil, Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Go save the world by making shitty fucking music, Momus.

hstencil, Thursday, 12 June 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe it's just too obvious to need stating but I'm surprised that nobody replied to Momus' point above re: stereotypes facilitate exchange value --> constantly fluctuating exchange values are good with the crazy idea that stereotyping other people might be harmful and not a desirable thing. I think this explains the repulsion to mesh hatted indie guys on this thread more than any inherent conservatism.

chester (synkro), Thursday, 12 June 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

And J0hn, if you're specifically looking for a response to your charge that I'm an 'essentialist', it's that I basically have a linguistic-sociological mindset (too much Barthes in my youth, no doubt) so when you throw a word like 'trucker' into the circle I'm going to be more interested in its mythological properties than the (irrelevant) complexities of any given trucker. (Who says 'I'm wearing this hat as a tribute to the complexities of a particular trucker I know...'? No, it's generic, it's uniform, it's on a Village People level.)

Now, if you think 'Trucker' is a red herring, fine, those hats might as easily be worn by American hunters or farmers, who if anything bring even more conservative associations (NRA, big combine harvesters rolling across big empty states with 'k's in their names and no ethnic minorities). The mythological association 'redneck hat' stands.

And then we get back to this question of what the 'smoothneckers' are actually doing with the imagery of 'roughneck' culture. I'm not convinced by Suzy's explanation that they're 'passing', blending in with their former oppressors, though there may be something in that. I think it's probably a mixture of wishing to blur one's too-bourgeois origins, wishing to appear macho, and wishing to defuse, reappropriate and recontextualise conservative heraldry.

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

big combine harvesters rolling across big empty states with 'k's in their names and no ethnic minorities

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO ANY! THEY'RE "FLYOVER STATES," REMEMBER?

fucking twat.

hstencil, Thursday, 12 June 2003 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I might be willing to go along with yr last graf if it weren't for the last phrase, Momus.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 12 June 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Stencil, go take a cold shower, you're just being meaninglessly offensive.

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, you're trashing a place for having no ethnic minorities? Don't you live in Japan? Say hello to the vast Hispanic and African populations of Tokyo for me.

NA. (Nick A.), Thursday, 12 June 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

as opposed to you, always being meaningfully offensive?

hstencil, Thursday, 12 June 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I actually physically laughed out loud to realize that I myself, a man born and raised and still living in Kentucky in semi-rural somewhat-Southern Bible Belt America, agrees with the way more famous musician ILXer Nick/Momus on almost every single thing ever, relevant or not...everything except the things that seem like they only exist in his own head (ex: trucker hats = trend-emblem of Dubyaization of America, riiiiiight). I'm not sure why I found this funny; maybe it's just humorous to me to realize how similar the feller is to a member of the same American population he seems so ready to dismiss as an autonomous mass of flag-waving bible-thumping Repub-voting brainwashed Dubya-followers. Or maybe it's cuz I'm on drugs right now. I'm hoping it's only the latter.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 12 June 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

No Nick he lives in fucking Berlin, for chrissakes!

hstencil, Thursday, 12 June 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

You know Germany, that historically known hot-bed of ethnic and religious tolerance!

hstencil, Thursday, 12 June 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

A girly what I really really like with all my soul also lives in Berlin.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 12 June 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

could someone photoshop a mesh cap on h1tl3r and get it over with?

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 12 June 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yeah. My bad.

NA. (Nick A.), Thursday, 12 June 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

There are too many Nicks on this thread, it's getting confusing.

NA. (Nick A.), Thursday, 12 June 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyway, I nominate this thread for the 2003 Annual "Shouting Out of Cars Thread" Thread Gone Horribly Horribly Wrong Award.

(there are too many Nicks on ILX Nick)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 12 June 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Germany, that historically known hot-bed of ethnic and religious tolerance!

Oh, really, you silly big essentialist, what about the Weimar Republic?

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

M, your second post is an enormous kettle of wasps into which I'd rather not step unless we're starting a new thread about it - I must say though that "declaring [one's] homeland God's own country" is not the ONLY alternative to being rootless.

Your first is just false! As so many people have pointed out, the only person who has all these "trucker=rightwing" associations is your good self! Often I disagree with you, and it's fair & fun to parse our disagreements, but here you're just wrong. Do you know any actual truckers? I do. So do lots of other people. What a number of them are expressing is that your "trucker=iconographic shorthand for this/that set of conservative tropes" equation is true only for you. Repeat only for you.

[Biggest number of posts between beginning to write & finishing post ever, for me. Your "flyover" bit is pricelessly ignorant, however. I LIVE IN IOWA WITH MY WIFE, WHO'S FROM THAILAND. WE WATCHED US SOME PASOLINI THE OTHER DAY...WHICH WE RENTED FROM THE VIDEO STORE HERE IN IOWA! SHOCKAH! Don't talk about things about which you know absolutely nothing whatsoever.]

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 12 June 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Seriously Momus is there any chance you'd visit a few universities and see what an utter fucking cliche you are. You need to go back to grassroots and re-write your schtick I think cos at the moment I know student union reps who are less predictable.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 12 June 2003 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

hey hstencil please refrain from the "fuck you" nonsense, it's ugly and unnecessary. if you get to this point (as we all do, especially w/Momus!!), step back and TURN OFF THE COMPUTER, nothing is worth getting that worked up about, especially not this thread. THANX

- xxxoxoxoo yr friend in Jesus, Tracer Hand

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 12 June 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd argue that people wear trucker hats in order to associate with the image of the trucker as the modern cowboy before I tried to tie it to politics. Of course, both are wrong.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 12 June 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

J0hn, if Momus wasn't allowed to talk about things which he knows absolutely nothing whatsoever, he'd never be allowed to speak.

I.e. The Weimar Republic was the incubation period of the Nazi Party. Nice try.

hstencil, Thursday, 12 June 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I have to take the strassenbahn now to Prenzlauer Berg to hear what ironies a Parisian has wrought with her computer on our latest fake folk collaboration, so Auf Wiedersehen meine lieben Kameraden! Kisses!

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

300+ posts late but... Karl Malone to thread!

chester (synkro), Thursday, 12 June 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus, proven wrong, flees!

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 12 June 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

My great uncle is a truck driver. He's also a bluegrass musician, has never had a bank account nor a credit card (he wants to "live off of the grid"), an Agnostic, a fine luthier (sp? y'know, like, he makes guitars and mandolins and such), and was the man that gave me my first copy of The Anarchist's Cookbook in high school. He voted Nader. For what it's worth.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 12 June 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus, a while back: Stencil, go take a cold shower, you're just being meaninglessly offensive. [emphasis mine]

i * ro * ny: 1c. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning. 2b. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 12 June 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Straw-Momus: "I said states with 'k's in their names! So that's only Kansas and Nebraska! I never tarred Iowa! I knew Iowa had a diverse population! It's just Nebraska and Kansas I meant! And maybe Arkansas! Or Teksas!"

Straw-John, imitating himself: "Go soak your head, my sister-in-law's also from Thailand and she lives in Nebraska."

Both: [cue orchestra] "You'll ne-ver walk a-loooooone!" etc

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 12 June 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

So the bottom line is this: when you say

The mythological association 'redneck hat' stands

you are wrong unless you mean "for Momus, the mythological association 'redneck hat' stands." Your assertion that this icon is generally understood as you understand it has been demonstrated to be false on this thread.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 12 June 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 12 June 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

momus in hating anyone who's not rich shocker

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 12 June 2003 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

also, momus in several years behind the trends shocker

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 12 June 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

meaning the context for this trend was clinton, just as the context for trucker chic in the lates 70s was carter. is there anything you do have a clue about you blockheaded twat?

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 12 June 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

the man

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 12 June 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

his truck

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 12 June 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

now that there is one sweet truck

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 12 June 2003 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

why are there alien pods in his wheels?

oops (Oops), Thursday, 12 June 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

they work with the Rogaine

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 12 June 2003 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Nickalicious, is yr uncle single?

That Girl (thatgirl), Thursday, 12 June 2003 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

erm, he said great uncle...

chester (synkro), Thursday, 12 June 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

d'oh!

That Girl (thatgirl), Thursday, 12 June 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

i think he meant 'super' tho

oops (Oops), Thursday, 12 June 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Flying smooths out the wrinkles. Go for it TG!

chester (synkro), Thursday, 12 June 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

My uncle's a dump trucker driver and has thrice been arrested for dealing drugs. Want his digits, TG?

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 12 June 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

it was really the a fine luthier (sp? y'know, like, he makes guitars and mandolins and such) that got me Yanc3y, so, uh, no.

That Girl (thatgirl), Thursday, 12 June 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus is the embodiment of a great many flaws that justify the many offenses he invites, I've noticed.

Scaredy Cat, Thursday, 12 June 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh god, Kevin and Bean on the LA KROQ used to do an impersonation of Karl Malone on their morning show during the Lakers-Jazz serieses. I think it might have been Adam Corolla but it was hilarious.

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 12 June 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

If people are constantly moving from one to the other who's going to grow Momus's food?

lawrence cansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 12 June 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

...from one place..

lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 12 June 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I particularly like the way this tosser snootily high-tails it for safety while trying to keep his dignity. It's like a scripted comedy (something from "Frazier", perhaps?)
I have to take the strassenbahn now to Prenzlauer Berg to hear what ironies a Parisian has wrought with her computer on our latest fake folk collaboration, so Auf Wiedersehen meine lieben Kameraden! Kisses!

Scaredy Cat, Thursday, 12 June 2003 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.dopeskill.com/photos/screenshot/OH%20NO.png

Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 12 June 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Now, if you think 'Trucker' is a red herring, fine, those hats might as easily be worn by American hunters or farmers, who if anything bring even more conservative associations

God, I just can't get over this. It's so hopelessly ignorant. Of course, if I say "how many farmers do you actually know? because I know several, and they don't fit your mold," M.'s response is/would be (and I invite him to dispute this!) "No no - I don't mean actual farmers - I mean what city-dwellers think of when they think of farmers. Except that when the city-dwellers pipe up to say "No, that's certainly not what I think of when I think of truckers/famers/mechanics/construction workers/whatever-working-class-nonstarter-image-you'll-invoke-next," you either change the subject or pretend you didn't hear/understand.

Just because you hold truckers, farmers, and many others in contempt doesn't mean everybody else does.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 12 June 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.thoughtviper.com/inexob/images/jeez.jpg

Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 12 June 2003 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

One more clarification, J0hn -- If Momus doesn't like you or the idea of you, then you are a conservative.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 12 June 2003 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

http://sweb.uky.edu/~cdcpre0/minusworld/images/Trucker.JPG

Dale the Merciless (cprek), Thursday, 12 June 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Jon Williams, you did this a while back, now cut it out: this is so an actual discussion.

(I don't mean that to sound all-pissed-off, but really, this thread isn't so rancorous that it needs to be permanently derailed by huge images that don't pertain.)

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 12 June 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Those are NOT huge! I was about to post a 800x600 image, but I contained myself.

Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 12 June 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.all-creatures.org/ak/ak-kitty.jpg

Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 12 June 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bulli.com/mousie.jpg


OK DONE

Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 12 June 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.disturbingauctions.com/thumbnails/vptruck.jpg

Scaredy Cat, Thursday, 12 June 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, Dee just out "Jon"-ed Jon!

O\/\/|\|70R3|)!!!!!

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 12 June 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

^ ^
Bringin' it all back home... ;)

Scaredy Cat, Thursday, 12 June 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.homestead.com/prosites-lottofun9/files/trucker.jpg

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 12 June 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.brickmeister.com/pause/pix/space/6801.jpg

Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 12 June 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

[Strangely on-topic but needlessly huge image changed to a link by your friendly neighborhood moderators.]

Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 12 June 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

STOP!! this is getting waaay fucking annoying.

That Girl (thatgirl), Thursday, 12 June 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Jon go fuck yourself. For real. You can be a piece of shit sometimes.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 12 June 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Can a mod delete all of this fucking bullshit and ban that asshole? Or at least keep him from posting this???

Jon, you've been asked a million times to stop this shit so grow the fuck up you annoying cocksucker!

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 12 June 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Jon, I wish you hadn't done that! There was a really interesting discussion going on here. If you didn't find it interesting, you didn't have to return to the thread! Now those of us who found it interesting are kind of screwed. I don't think you had any business screwing it up for us!

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 12 June 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry for lashing out there, it's just that after scrolling through all of that I felt ready to get high and drive around yelling out of car windows at him.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 12 June 2003 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

but we can all agree that appropriating the language/attire of a different class/culture subverts their original meaning, right?

gareth (gareth), Thursday, 12 June 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

WARNING! VOICE OF DISSENT:

that "am i emo" picture (which is very relevant to the original topic) possesses an entertainment value of which much of the bull-honkey butt-musings on this thread fail to live up to.

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 12 June 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

i agree that it can, gareth, but i don't agree that it always does.

gygax!:j-dub::felipe alou:barry bonds

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 12 June 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I myself am fond of the emo girl in that picture because that is how I am trying to get my hair to be.

(sorry, Jon, I took out some of the repeating photos. I don't like doing it but it makes it very time consuming for people to scroll through and this is a good discussion.)

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 12 June 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

gygax! OTM. Besides, this is not a Calum thread, is it.

Sommermute (Wintermute), Thursday, 12 June 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

that "am i emo" picture (which is very relevant to the original topic) possesses an entertainment value of which much of the bull-honkey butt-musings on this thread fail to live up to.

I think it's relevant too, but I also find it strange how much that particular take on "emo" resembles "indie" from the late 80s and early 90s. If anything, it's almost identical but more stylized (and perhaps more defined as a result).

But please... How many groups before "emo" have been identified at least partly by ratty Converse All-Stars? I seem to recall folks on skateboards in the 80s...

martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 12 June 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

But then I guess that means that skaters in the mid 80s were actually Republicans, no?

martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 12 June 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

(fyi)

The popular indie/emo fashion that i read about in People magazine.

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 12 June 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

That Am I Emo picture never gets old. Best laugh I've had all day!

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Thursday, 12 June 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I like the idea of the trucker with the anarchist handbook. I would put that in a film, if I were a film director. But if I were directing commercials, I'd go with a ZZ Top stereotype. (And when you see a trucker hat on the head of a hipster, think commercial, don't think feature.)

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus the Trucker w/ Anarchist Cookbook is if anything a more accurate stereotype than ZZ Top. Actually, WTF are we talking about since the two aren't even remotely mutually exclusive.

chester (synkro), Thursday, 12 June 2003 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus, you can name your movie "Jackass".

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 12 June 2003 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.nd.edu/~ftt/studposter.gif

Aaron A., Thursday, 12 June 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't remember - was there a distinction made here between mesh-backed hats with the cloth front (usually with stitched-on patch w/ logo) and mesh-backed hats with foam front? I think it's important. When I was growing up (*rocking chair creaks*) most people wore the former: they were cheaper and came in a greater variety of styles and could expand to fit your growing noggin. Around middle school my friends and I became connoisseurs of fitted baseball hats, the nice ones which are cloth all around and which are more expensive. In high school some of us went back to mesh hats w/ foam fronts because they were a throwback to our youth (these were the hats most often worn by our little league teams) and because they were silly in that obnoxious teenager way. We never associated them with truckers or class issues or anything (most of us were from lower-middle to working class families anyway - I grew up with a lot of loggers). However I don't remember us wearing the mesh-back cloth-front hats - they were too much of a compromise between the other two styles and thus had no specific nice/goofy associations. They've also - as pointed out many times above - been around forever and have so many different connotations as to be effectively connotation-free.

chester (synkro), Thursday, 12 June 2003 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Throw a coconut at the Momus! Win an anarchist handbook / ZZ Top album (the same thing)! Come one, come all! Roll up!

Aaron, that's Harmony Korine's new one, 'Nun's The Word', right?

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus, just as you were leaving a number of people, myself included, made what I felt were good & worthwhile responses to your characterization of the midwest, your ideas about how people from (I presume) NY/SF/LA/Seattle/Chicago conceptualize truckers/hunters/people from the flyover, and so on. I was hoping when you came back you'd respond to these, if only to say "now that I think of it, I don't really know how Americans conceive of these sorts of people."

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 12 June 2003 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

The Anarchist Cookbook and ZZ Top albums are not the same thing, but the stereotypical social characteristics they bring to mind are not so easily distinguished as your post implied.

That said, my post didn't have much of a point and wasn't trying to lob coconuts at you. Maybe just gleak a bit of the milk on you, is all ;)

My other post though, the anecdotal one about the difference between cloth- and foam-front caps, is the essence of this thread and will be ignored by all Received Social Meaning Transgressors at their peril.

chester (synkro), Thursday, 12 June 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I just wish there really were a straight-edge ISP called xEarthlinkx.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 12 June 2003 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, thanks for steering me away from the coconut shy, J0hn. Continuons...

Do you know any actual truckers? I do. So do lots of other people. What a number of them are expressing is that your "trucker=iconographic shorthand for this/that set of conservative tropes" equation is true only for you. Repeat only for you.

I think we're at odds here because we're in different continents that have different ways of thinking. I'm in Europe and I'm in the a priori tradition in which everything is ideological and you start with a position and lay it out. You're in the US and you're looking at things empirically, trying to gather data about the state of things and work towards a complex picture of reality. A lot of my thinking and argument, here and elsewhere, is devoted to trying to show that everything is ideological, and that there can be no neutral ground on which to stand. Anglo-Americans really don't like this line at all.

Now, what actual truckers may be or do is of almost no relevance to the significance of the meme 'trucker hat', what matters is the ideology the meme is seen to contain. And it happens that the US is currently being run by a very ideological clique whose values are incarnated, visually, with blue collar memes, even when their policies do nothing whatsoever for blue collar workers. (Bush at Camp David in cowboy hat, Bush at Ground Zero praising the firemen rather than the financial services workers who died in greater number...)

I can't know what associations everyone has about any item of clothing. I could possibly do what Komar and Melamid did when they used polling organisations to determine 'America's favourite painting', commission a whole bunch of attitudinal data and come up with a distillation of popular association, by asking questions like 'Which is more macho, pineapple or knife?' So, sure, 'I don't really know how Americans conceive of these sorts of people'. But I do know the subliminal, TV commercial-sized meaning of 'trucker', and I do know that for hipsters in Williamsburg to be working with that image, they'd have to have wrung it through a lot of changes in meaning. So my question is, from what to what? I think we've only scratched the surface of the answer, and we've got rather sidetracked into name-calling and a clutter of unneccessary 'realist detail'. Because myth and realism are not the same thing, and we're talking myth here.

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 22:48 (twenty-two years ago)

but Momus, the term 'trucker hat' was only ascribed to that article of clothing AFTER it came into vogue.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 12 June 2003 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Bush at Ground Zero praising the firemen rather than the financial services workers who died in greater number...

this is one of the most stunning momusian perversions of logic yet

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 12 June 2003 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Why, Jess?

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

My uncle roy got me one of these hats when I was ten. I didn't like it. Next.

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 12 June 2003 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

thanks for clarifying what it is we're all talking about here.

hstencil, Thursday, 12 June 2003 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

and it came into vogue during the Clinton administration. again, AS WITH ALL PRIOR INCIDENTS OF TRUCKER VOGUE, it's regionalist fetish tied into a hick in the White House, only, being the late 90s, it also came wrapped in irony and easy wealth (strange you didn't buy into it at the time, but then it didn't involve the crucial third element - fetishizing non-caucasions like they're exotic pets).

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 12 June 2003 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

John you should talk to Sarah "77 sXe tigers" McLusky about that!

Have we determined where rally caps fit into this?

chester (synkro), Thursday, 12 June 2003 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

random death in mass numbers != willing bravery in the face of possible known death

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 12 June 2003 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

ten thousand yen sez Momus doesn't know who Bille Joe McKay or the Bear are

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 12 June 2003 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Jess, I'm simply underlining the hypocritical Bush tendency to appear to endorse blue collar workers whilst actually passing laws and pushing policies that benefit quite different people. In short, his iconography and his ideology are (deliberately) not lined up, because his iconography is him with a bull hailer standing next to a fire chief, but his ideology is Enron and rich guys in suits whose brokers are Cantor Fitzgerald.

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

but you stated above his ideology is 'rednecks' aka the proletariot. are you backing out of your 'the working man is Republican' iconography now? and how many posts until you revert back to it?

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 12 June 2003 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

So he should have posed there with the head of Cantor praising all their dead employees and not mentioned the emergency personnel at all. Somehow I'm not convinced this is a good idea.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 June 2003 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

um Momus do you even know what Cantor Fitzgerald does?

hstencil, Thursday, 12 June 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

how long until Momus bites Baudrillard's 'the workers in the World Trade Center didn't die becuz they was dead already (ie. they had to wear ties to work)'? (hint: rhymes with 'bifteen minutes')

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 12 June 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned, sure it doesn't spin well, but it's the truth, isn't it? I mean, at least we can all get into a love huddle here and agree that Bush is a slimy hypocritical asshole. Can't we?

Mr Blount, allow me to repeat my urgent and key position, please:

The horrible thing about the American political system is that people vote for the right with their guts and not their interests. The white poor ought not to vote Bush, just as capitalists ought not to (the economy does better under Democrats -- FACT!), but 'sentiment' and 'actual interests' are not the same, as K. Marx never tired of pointing out. I have devoted my life to trying to discredit 'conservative sentiment' -- a state of the soul nicely illustrated by ZZ Top. If people wearing trucker hats is part of the project of 'demolishing conservative sentiment' (by making fags wear the garb of bigots) then I'm for it. If it's part of an attempt to make conservative sentiment trendy, I'm dead against.

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Hehe "ILE: we argue about hats"

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 12 June 2003 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

stencil, we've already established Momus never actually knows what he's talking about but it's ok cuz he's coming at it from a European outlook (ie. Momus is the Chris Ott of European newsmag thought)

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 12 June 2003 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, Momus if you want to bash a company that's dedicated a significant portion of its profits for the next 5 years to the families of the employees it lost, go right ahead. But don't expect anyone to not think you're any less of a jerk (than they might already).

hstencil, Thursday, 12 June 2003 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus, was Billy Beer part of sentimentalizing Reaganite sentiments?

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 12 June 2003 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

why are trucker hats the garb of bigots? (oh that right - Vice Magazine readers where them now too!)

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 12 June 2003 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Respectfully but sternly, Momus, I'd suggest that your idea of Europe as a place where everyone is more theoretically oriented is romanticization of a particularly extreme sort: I've spent a lot of time in Germany, and your description of it smacks of the rose-colored glasses.

I did address "the meme 'trucker hat'" and made a point of doing so. This thread is decent evidence that this meme is considerably more complex than you think! You speak of "the ideology the meme is seen to contain." My argument on this thread is that you are describing your own baggage with respect to Trucker Hat as, you'll forgive me, the Actual Ideological State Apparatus Trucker Hat. [I suspect that Althusser might balk at this use of his term Ideological State Apparatus, but ideas have a way of wriggling free from their mothers & I'm fairly certain anyhow that at the end of the day I.S.A.=particularly virulent meme.] I don't say that memes are in the end wholly subjective; when I say "McDonald's," we may all have different emotional responses, but the meme in all its grandeur is the same for all of us except pehaps the insane. When I say "trucker hat" - this is my point - people don't respond as you imagine they do. Search in vain for people who do! What you ascribe to the meme Trucker Hat seems actually a product of your own prejudices.

WHEREFORE, much of your argument collapses. Again proceeding from Althusser: "...there is no ideology except for concrete subjects, and this destination for ideology is only made possible by the subject: meaning, by the category of the subject and its functioning." On this very thread we have the ideology itself - no need for dancing around the issue! The meme "Trucker Hat" doesn't carry the associations you describe, or, if it does, it carries within itself so many contradictory impulses that the ones in which you're more interested become unrecognizable.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 12 June 2003 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

1) There were firemen working at ground zero trying to pull bodies out of the wreckage where Bush was speaking.

2) The generalization that the people in the WTC were of one particular class or occupation is both wrong and offensive.

3) I have seen Dubya in a suit way more often then a cowboy hat.

bnw (bnw), Thursday, 12 June 2003 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus if you want to bash a company

Where did I bash Cantor Fitzgerald?

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Could I just take a rollcall of what people here think of Bush?

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

only if you stop biting Sterling Clover's style

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 12 June 2003 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus, don't act stupid, it's not becoming:

In short, [Dubya's] iconography and his ideology are (deliberately) not lined up, because his iconography is him with a bull hailer standing next to a fire chief, but his ideology is Enron and rich guys in suits whose brokers are Cantor Fitzgerald.

By associating Cantor Fitzgerald with Bush, whom you clearly hate, you are bashing them.

Many people here don't like Bush either but your posts almost make me want to like him (which is a repugnant idea to me) if only to defy you. Way to go.

hstencil, Thursday, 12 June 2003 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

By associating Cantor Fitzgerald with Bush, whom you clearly hate, you are bashing them. Not at all, Bush may represent 'the Cantor Fitzgerald class' more than 'the fireman class' in his policies, but I'm totally aware that CF would be doing better under Gore.

Okay, J0hn, the ideological subjects. We have one of them, me, thinking the hats look a bit too right wing, but I'm probably over-sensitive on these matters. We have Takashi noticing his hat is a babe magnet, we have kephm who used to wear them on the farm, then didn't, but might go out tonight wearing one with mascara, we have Yanc3y saying it's 'white people trying to act poor cuz that makes them more "authentic" and bullshit like that'.

There is no right or wrong answer, surely. We all gaze at the hat and see...

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

...and notice that you're still ARGUING ABOUT HATS

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 12 June 2003 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Next week on ILE: sweatbands; tool of the neo-fascist dictatorship or symbol of the nascent peasant uprising?

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 12 June 2003 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

and not even the good sort, like fat girls in party hats

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 12 June 2003 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

There is no right or wrong answer, surely. We all gaze at the hat and see...

EXACTLY

or to put a finer point on it

We all gaze at the hand and don't see "rightwing"/"conservative"/etc: but you do! and that's all right, but you ought to put your cards on the table and say "this is my own response" instead of trying to attribute it to the zeitgeist. Ergo, you are Kolley Kibber and I claim by three pounds fifty

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 12 June 2003 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

"hand"="hat," obviously, I mean everybody knows that

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 12 June 2003 23:46 (twenty-two years ago)

yes and you chose CF out of billions of financial services firms to represent what you consider a "class" (a class of what I wonder since CF is a relatively small boutique bond trading firm that hardly anyone had heard of pre-9/11?) instead of, say Citigroup or *ahem* Bank of America or any firm that actually touches way more people in terms of its actions. It's incredibly loaded of you to do so (of course they'd be doing better under Gore - 9/11 happened on Dubya's watch!), esp. in relation to the only other company you mentioned - Enron! To say otherwise is completely disingenuous, but then again that seems to be your m.o. (the European doth protest too much, methinks).

hstencil, Thursday, 12 June 2003 23:49 (twenty-two years ago)

But it's obvious I chose to mention CF because Bush was standing there on the dust of their office, clasping a fireman! To say I should have chosen randomly amongst financial institutions is empiricism gone mad, we're talking myth here!

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)

the only person that keeps bringing up myth is you. Also, a lot of other people who worked for other firms died that day. CF didn't have nearly as many employees in the WTC as other companies - they just lost the most because of the location of their employees.

hstencil, Thursday, 12 June 2003 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Can we talk about the semiology of 'Indie guys' now, I'm a bit burned out on trucker hats. For instance, 'indie' implies opting out of the mainstream and questing for some kind of purity, doesn't it? And yet those hats are also a way of 'opting into the mainstream', aren't they? So there's some sort of (interesting) conflict going on there, isn't there?

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 23:59 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, just backpedal away. We expect as much by now.

hstencil, Friday, 13 June 2003 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm glad the "interesting" is in parenthesis

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 13 June 2003 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm actually forward pedalling towards the topic and away from minutiae.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 13 June 2003 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I love you, period.
Do you love me, question mark?
Please please exclamation point!
I want to hold you in parenthesesis.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 13 June 2003 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

x-post

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 13 June 2003 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

if you're gonna start trying to define 'indie guy' i'm going to go and hang myself from this shower rail over here

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 13 June 2003 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

And yet those hats are also a way of 'opting into the mainstream', aren't they?

why hello there feller!


can you read?

gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 13 June 2003 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus, you've been arguing about hats all day man, you must be burned out. Take a break, have a glass of water, don't look at any hats.

Matt (Matt), Friday, 13 June 2003 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.dieselsweeties.com/cast/indiehead.gif

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 13 June 2003 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

...but Momus, you're not approaching the topic, either. The topic all along has been whether indie signifiers are ways of interacting with conservative cultural tropes. It's been established now that that's more than an oversimplification: it's rooted in some basic misunderstanding of the tropes in question. Pick your own minutiae: Carpenters shirts, hip-hop lingo recontextualized, wood panelling. The fact remains that your attempt to align all this along conservative/non-conservative lines doesn't work!

Doesn't!

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 13 June 2003 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

whoops that "can you read?" part was c/p'd from another source

didn't mean to sound (overtly) nasty there, as it currently reads as...

uh cheers matey!

gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 13 June 2003 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus, you've been arguing about hats all day man, you must be burned out. Take a break, have a glass of water, don't look at any hats.

I multitask, as I'm sure you do. While arguing about all-important hats I did an interview with a Portugese magazine, went to hear some (lovely) new pieces at my collaborator Anne Plantine's house, went secondhand clothes shopping (no hats), split up with one Japanese girl and got sent naked self-portraits by another... It's been a long day, maybe it's time for bed.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 13 June 2003 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

(Woh, I spelled my collaborator's name wrong. Anne Laplantine.)

Momus (Momus), Friday, 13 June 2003 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

of course it's always only a matter of time before the M brings in his sexist, playfully racist side to distract us all from how his original argument is now lying on the floor in a pulpy mess

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 13 June 2003 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

"Racist? Sexist? But the Japanese girl sent me naked pix!" etc.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 13 June 2003 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I love how people conflate racial and sexual with racist and sexist. But that's another thread...

Momus (Momus), Friday, 13 June 2003 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Y'see this is why all I ever do is make unfunny asides. These arguments just get hurtful.

Matt (Matt), Friday, 13 June 2003 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I LIVE IN IOWA WITH MY WIFE, WHO'S FROM THAILAND. WE WATCHED US SOME PASOLINI

Racist! Artist!

Momus (Momus), Friday, 13 June 2003 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

i used to get wonderful hats at the flea market in new milford, connecticut when i lived there. new milford is the home of killer kids, drug addicts, train tracks and diane von furstenburg. this guy sold all manner of gun hats and i bought an uzi one with a cute picture of an uzi on it and a colt fire arms hat( a beloved connecticut fire-arms company by the way ) At the dollar store once as a gag i bought a hat that said: My Wife:Yes My Dog:Maybe My Gun:Never. it had a picture of a woman, a dog, and a gun on it. i also bought a hat that had a drawing of men shooting ducks on the front of it. I like the gun ones. I was going to give them to someone as a gag gift, but i started wearing them. They were funny. I like CAT hats too. i always liked the pictures of the rock band X in CAT hats and other people's work clothes. I don't know if anyone has mentioned this but the hats that American truckers wear are called "gimme" hats.

scott seward, Friday, 13 June 2003 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah - my comment was germane to your attempt to mischaracterize where I live. Your new japanese girlfriend's breasts are germane to nothing hear save your desire to broadcast their existence to the thread.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 13 June 2003 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

"hear"="here" obv.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 13 June 2003 00:50 (twenty-two years ago)

A thread about hats is approaching 500 new answers.

Matt (Matt), Friday, 13 June 2003 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Yay Scott thank you. There needs to be more Personal Histories With Hats on this thread.

chester (synkro), Friday, 13 June 2003 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

As opposed to Intercontinental Hatin' with hats. Bring it back home y'all.

Matt (Matt), Friday, 13 June 2003 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually disregarding my actual knowledge of actual truckers, I can't even locate the "meme" that Momus i shoping we'd all assume was a commonplace. The stereotype of truckers, that is, what "trucker" (or synecdoche/related phenomena like hats, bumper stickers, truck stops, etc.) is supposed to invoke when used in ads, movies, etc., is actually very far from the simple set of ideological associations that Momus proposes ("proposes" being a far too benign word in this context--maybe "yells"?).

Actually I doubt that any meme that was so simple and stripped-down would last very long, or have much power, as a meme at all. But here Momus is simply thinking in the same sort of binary oppositions that characterize his approach to music (and make his music so pallid and irrelevant except as the backing tracks to intellectual minstrel routines...and hey I like the odd minstrel routine now and then as I've noted on other threads).

Down with all the would-be smart comments essentially restating "Haha you're having a long conversation about hats haha." If you think it's so stupid, move on over to the postmodern thread and leave us alone.

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 13 June 2003 01:10 (twenty-two years ago)

But no-one on the postmodern thread is arguing about hats. Where's the fun?

Matt (Matt), Friday, 13 June 2003 01:17 (twenty-two years ago)

To further clarify my point Amateurist an argument about hats evolved into a discussion about signifiers versus the signified, and perceptions thereof. And then it descended into petty name calling.

Matt (Matt), Friday, 13 June 2003 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

i shoping = is hoping

("i shopping" is ©2004 Apple Computer)

...

The name-calling is regrettable but I think we're still talking about hats, basically, at a theoretical remove (haha the remove is only theoretical!!). I'm comfortable with that.

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 13 June 2003 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

So long as it's a comfortable hat. I fully understand your being annoyed with constant jokes about the the thread being about hats, it's merely the the absurduty inherent in a thread of this size is impossible to ignore.

Matt (Matt), Friday, 13 June 2003 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)

This is a fucking great thread. And congrats J0hn on getting Momus to see what a lot of us have been arguing for so long. Some people might see these hats as some sort of symbol of conservatism (and still I'm more convinced of "conservatism" meaning "traditional American values" (i.e. working class, etc) than any specific partisan ethos), but the point is that assigning these hats some large cultural symbolism is fraught with problems (as this thread shows). In any event, can we have a vote on how many people have one of these hats, and if so, how many do you have, and what's on them?

I have three: MAC Racing (not a mesh cap, but close enuf for this thread, given to me by my stepfather when I worked in his garage), John Deere (given to me when I was 13 by the farmer I worked for) and Verbena (courtesy Capitol Records)...

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 13 June 2003 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

you should give your Verbena hat to Asia Kitty 'cos Dave Grohl produced their previous album

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 13 June 2003 01:31 (twenty-two years ago)

dude matt go down to texas you will see hats bigger'n this thread.

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 13 June 2003 01:31 (twenty-two years ago)

i own no hats.

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 13 June 2003 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I had one of these mesh hats. I used it during the harvest that I worked on a grain elevator - '98 or '99 I think. I wore it because when you're around falling/moving grain all day, you really wanna wear a hat so that you won't get lots and lots of crop dust in your hair. I dislike the appearance of such hats, but since the harvest months are pretty hot & it's hot work, the mesh become a slight & welcome relief: you exchange some crop dust in your hair for some circulation or air to & from your scalp.

I feel like it was a John Deere hat - or maybe a Husqvarna - but I honestly don't remember! It was green and white, anyhow.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 13 June 2003 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn I've gotta get me to texas...

Matt (Matt), Friday, 13 June 2003 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

if indie boys started wearing those fringed mariachi hats i think momus's brain would explode.

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 13 June 2003 01:38 (twenty-two years ago)

"We see John Deere has come out with this years line of roto-tillers. Surprise, surprise, they're green. I say it's time to send John Deere a Dear John."

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 13 June 2003 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

working in silos might be the only thing i disliked more than putting up hay.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 13 June 2003 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)

What if indie boys started wearing comedy sombreros?

Matt (Matt), Friday, 13 June 2003 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)

What if Matt wished to share in the marginal glory that was my joke by simply restating it?

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 13 June 2003 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Recent history of hipster hats

94-98 = Ski Caps
98-2000 = Cowboy hats
2000-Present = Mesh caps
Present-??? = White caps

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 13 June 2003 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)

God, imagine that.

Matt (Matt), Friday, 13 June 2003 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)

That would be simply awful.

Matt (Matt), Friday, 13 June 2003 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Stroke of luck for all concerned that never occurred, eh?

Matt (Matt), Friday, 13 June 2003 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

working in silos might be the only thing i disliked more than putting up hay.

climbing the hills of soybeans to check for hot spots in a 120-degree morton building=learning that reimagining one's work identity only goes so far and no further

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 13 June 2003 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I have two mesh hats: a cloth-front old skool Mariners (trident design) cap with a creased bill that I've had since I was 10 or so. I usually wear it if I'm painting houses or mowing the lawn or something. I love this hat though I treat it like shit. It's like, mythical to me. The other is a cloth-front promo hat from a local lumber mill I got for work-related reasons. This hat is still, and shall probably forever be, unworn.

chester (synkro), Friday, 13 June 2003 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

"If identity is completely fluid and context has no fixed meaning, then why am I so fucking hot & miserable?"

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 13 June 2003 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I love how people conflate racial and sexual with racist and sexist. But that's another thread...

OMG!! Momus=Custos=Calum! I hit the trifecta!

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 13 June 2003 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

(sorry)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 13 June 2003 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

you will be

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 13 June 2003 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

my friend lance sez that when he goes to the hipster bars in northern liberties here in philly that the whole hat/hick look is so thick that people look like they are in drag. there is even a name for it now here. they call such hipsters Phillbillys.

scott seward, Friday, 13 June 2003 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

hahahahahahhaha

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 13 June 2003 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

scott that made my week

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 13 June 2003 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

that is great. i hope these become so pervasive as to be worthy of wildean boulevard satire.

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 13 June 2003 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

ESOJ, will you marry me?

That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 13 June 2003 07:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus is right about only one thing on this thread: Ally's about as far from white trash as a white person can get.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 13 June 2003 08:28 (twenty-two years ago)

None of you have any visceral anti-conservatism. It's truly shocking.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 13 June 2003 08:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus you really are a dipshit.

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 13 June 2003 08:42 (twenty-two years ago)

None of you have any visceral anti-conservatism.

I hate you. Does that count?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 13 June 2003 08:45 (twenty-two years ago)

why is it assumed that indie people or hipsters (and are they even the same thing anymore?) are not of the class they are supposedly appropriating?

gareth (gareth), Friday, 13 June 2003 08:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I think that counts, Andrew.

RickyT (RickyT), Friday, 13 June 2003 08:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Will I tell you some things I viscerally hate? I hate movie posters with people holding guns on them. I hate all car commercials. I hate radio shows where they issue telephone numbers. I hate politicians whose programs keep the poor poor. I hate pre-emptive war. I hate bullies. I hate the current political climate, therefore, of the US. And I therefore find any use of 'traditional American signs' deeply uncool, especially outside America. After a pre-emptive Gulf War, to see Londoners wearing baseball caps or trucker hats is simply, viscerally horrible. As horrible as seeing Jack Straw nodding like a puppy beside Colin Powell at the UN.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 13 June 2003 08:54 (twenty-two years ago)

This reminds me of the point on a silent film mailing list where I was decrying the portrayal of the KKK in Griffith's Birth of a Nation and this strange man named William K. Drew suddenly accused me of being indifferent to the plight of the Kosovars.

But I forget that the incendiary nonsequitir is Momus's metier. Carry on. What subject shall we tackle next?

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 13 June 2003 08:57 (twenty-two years ago)

i shall make sure the next time you are at suzys, i shall drop by wearing a Cedar Rapids Agricultural Centre trucking hat. although as i type that i realise that what i really want is a Kitsune Love hat. together we could chew tobacco and play air guitar to alan braxe records...

gareth (gareth), Friday, 13 June 2003 08:59 (twenty-two years ago)

...then invade Iran.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 13 June 2003 09:03 (twenty-two years ago)

momus you suffer from jean-luc godard's ailment of viewing EVERYTHING through the aesthetic. so the best target re. american imperialism he can find is steven goddamn spielberg, and you choose to waste your time and ours railing against "trucker hats" because to your mind they signify, um, what exactly? george bush, the patrician politician?

it's like an acknowledgment of total impotence, retreating entirely to the aesthetic realm and speding your energies decrying certain signifiers which you associate with certain political positions. it's probably precisely because we share many of your political views but DON'T claim impotence and rootlessness as our birthright that we DON'T get so worked up over these signifiers and in fact have a more nuanced appreciation for the richness and complexity of american (and other) culture.

[insert momus comment about being glad to be in j-l's company here.]

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 13 June 2003 09:05 (twenty-two years ago)

[insert momus comment about priapism vs. impotence here.]

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 13 June 2003 09:06 (twenty-two years ago)

...and i've fallen into the trap of making yet another interesting thread "All About Momus". sorry folx.

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 13 June 2003 09:07 (twenty-two years ago)

And the going nowhere fast award goes to... this thread.

Alan (Alan), Friday, 13 June 2003 09:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Godard. Yes.

You know, either Godard and me are crazy or we are right. Everything is political, especially hats.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 13 June 2003 09:09 (twenty-two years ago)

but this is the greatest thread of all time alan! except no one has told me where there are some decent trucking hats in london

OH MAN. I HAVE JUST REALISED. AND THIS IS, LIKE, YOU KNOW, REALLY IMPORTANT, SO IMPORTANT THAT IM GOING TO USE UPPER CASE, AND YOU ALL KNOW HOW I HATE THAT RIGHT?

YOU, YES, YOU, AMERICANS....SEND ME HATS!

gareth (gareth), Friday, 13 June 2003 09:10 (twenty-two years ago)

...and i've fallen into the trap of making yet another interesting thread "All About Momus". sorry folx.

Yeah, you and everyone else here (incl. me)

I don't really hate Momus, I just get annoyed at the sight of an artist who eschews introspection.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 13 June 2003 09:11 (twenty-two years ago)

ZZ TOP ROXX UR ALL GAY

Sam (chirombo), Friday, 13 June 2003 09:14 (twenty-two years ago)

an artist who eschews introspection

So you're saying my head is nowhere near enough my own ass, right?

I love you, Andrew!

Momus (Momus), Friday, 13 June 2003 09:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus, your head is so far up your ass it's come back out through your mouth.

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 13 June 2003 09:24 (twenty-two years ago)

But at least it's not wearing one of those pretentious hats.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 13 June 2003 09:28 (twenty-two years ago)

It doesn't need a hat to make it pretentious.

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 13 June 2003 09:29 (twenty-two years ago)

good one John for really arg with momus (and trife earlier in the week though trife had a far more interesting point to make).

''I think we're at odds here because we're in different continents that have different ways of thinking. I'm in Europe and I'm in the a priori tradition in which everything is ideological and you start with a position and lay it out. You're in the US and you're looking at things empirically, trying to gather data about the state of things and work towards a complex picture of reality. A lot of my thinking and argument, here and elsewhere, is devoted to trying to show that everything is ideological, and that there can be no neutral ground on which to stand. Anglo-Americans really don't like this line at all.''

marx to thread!

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 13 June 2003 10:04 (twenty-two years ago)

ideology vs empiricism?

but what of aesthetic?

gareth (gareth), Friday, 13 June 2003 10:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate all car commercials.

I believe that here you and Mssr. Godard part ways.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 13 June 2003 10:21 (twenty-two years ago)

does momus hate pizza hut commercials?

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 13 June 2003 11:26 (twenty-two years ago)

TS: Momus' visceral reaction to trucker hats vs. Toby Keith's visceral reaction to dudes named "Mohammed" FITE!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 13 June 2003 11:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't quite understand what gareth is talking abt really?

but anyway, you have to interpret what's there. you can't just project ideology onto things (I'm sure will come back and say you can but nevermind).

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 13 June 2003 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)

(Yodelling):

I am yeoman and I need to be loved
Just like anybody else does

(Dons yeoman hat, discards all other hates, leaves thread to do a bit of plowing.)

Momus (Momus), Friday, 13 June 2003 12:12 (twenty-two years ago)

you should do that on one of yr records (if you haven't already done so)!

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 13 June 2003 12:14 (twenty-two years ago)

PS - ILX talking about indie kids is like Connecticut bluebloods talking about life in the rural south.

Jon Williams (ex machina), Friday, 13 June 2003 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm so happy this thread is still going.

Matt (Matt), Friday, 13 June 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus if I recommended some actual trucker movies (some of the sources of the "trucker" meme or memes) would you rent them? I'm sure you can find them in Berlin; they love American truckers (see Im Lauf der Zeit). Some of them are really good, in fact.

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 13 June 2003 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

You spell it "plowing" = you wear a trucker hat

Sam (chirombo), Friday, 13 June 2003 12:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know if anyone has mentioned this but the hats that American truckers wear are called "gimme" hats.

I've always called them gimme hats. Maybe it's a regional thing -- I'm from Illinois.

In any event, can we have a vote on how many people have one of these hats, and if so, how many do you have, and what's on them?

I don't have any mesh back kind here with me right now in NY but I have a few gathering mold in my parents' basement -- a giveaway Cubs one and a cheapass White Sox one.

The real gimme hats for me are customized promotional items from movie studios and record companies. I have an "8 Mile" one and an ASCAP one. These are technically all-cloth baseball hats but they serve the same function to my social classification, whatever it is (I eagerly wait assignment, a la Ally) as mesh back caps do to truckers or whatever. I wear them when it rains sometimes because they were free and I don't want to ruin my Todd Hundley autographed Cubs or Al Levine autographed Angles cap. I wore the 8 Mile one in seriousness once to a rock show and party afterwards and then said to a friend "The 8 Mile hat is dorky, right?" to which my friend said "You're just now figuring that out? So what, you're [FELICITY REDWELL], you can wear an 8 Mile hat if you want."

You see people all over LA wearing hats and T-shirts and customized baseball jackets with the leather sleeves of dated movies and overhyped bands. When I see that, I just think, oh that was free, they didn't do their laundry today or wow, that person hasn't worked since she was on the crew of Amperican Pie II. It's kind of endearing, I think. I wouldn't be all upset if I saw a guy back home driving a forklift wearing a, I dunno, Fischerspooner hat, I would just think, oh how nice, his niece must work for Capitol.

Anyway, I still think the reason this thread is still going is that because people can SEE hats and not other things.

felicity (felicity), Friday, 13 June 2003 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

What we need is the politicization of cartoon summer panties!

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 13 June 2003 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Naughty amateurist!

felicity (felicity), Friday, 13 June 2003 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, I just logged onto this thread when I realized it had about 500 posts in it. Never thought those mesh hats were any big deal. Indie people have always worn "working-class" fashion - from leather & blue jeans to fringe to lumberjack outfits. This goes back to the folk days and there's nothing phony about it. But personally, I think we need to revive the old communist look - lots of sturdy cotton and scratchy wool.

Kerry (dymaxia), Friday, 13 June 2003 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

...and pockets bulging with those Pathfinder pamphlets of course!

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 13 June 2003 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

f i love yr post on la anti-fashion!

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 13 June 2003 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

LA: fashion's compost heap

I think scott seward's point about terminology is well-taken. Half the fun of the indie wardrobe is the story you can tell when someone comments on your thingy. The other day my friend had to restrain me from going up to the guy at the Barney's Co-op who was wearing a Knollwood Golf Club windbreaker and asking him is he from Lake Bluff, I used to waitress at Knollwood, are you M____, my first kiss?, etc. But he was having an attitude-off with the salesperson and it was very tense so I didn't want to run the risk of exposing him as a fraud just then.

Maybe it's a trucker hat if you buy it and a gimme hat if you got it for free.

(And a "gotcha" hat if it's from Von Dutch.)

felicity (felicity), Friday, 13 June 2003 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

angels hat?

ugh.

i really don't know what to say.

gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 13 June 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

F: Haha once I saw some hipster guy on the streets of Boston wearing an "Evanston Wildkits" t-shirt and I asked him if he went to ETHS. His response was, "Wha? Huh? Oh [looks at t-shirt] haha no." He looked at me as if I were Jed Clampett.

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 13 June 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

i've been scared to ask this, but should we divide hipsters and indie kids? there's a gap there that i've been jumping back and forth between throughout this thread.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 13 June 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

gygax! you loser, my Angels hat is the worst of all posible caps in that it's not even official but was made in some sweatshop in Santee Alley where I bought it, has the ugly cartoon wingding logo from the 2001 season they finished 40+ games out and did you notice it is autographed by Losing Pitcher Al Levine who didn't even make the postseason roster of the team that spanked your precious giants?

felicity (felicity), Friday, 13 June 2003 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

typical angels fan.

gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 13 June 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

typical bay area hater

felicity (felicity), Friday, 13 June 2003 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Whew. It took me a long time to catch up and by the time I post this there will be 100 or so new messages on the thread.

Anyway, more importantly:
John you should talk to Sarah "77 sXe tigers" McLusky about that!
When I signed up for my email address a very very long time ago, I couldn't think of any that weren't already taken so I ended up adding the x's. I didn't know that meant straight edge. Sorry my email address is so dumb. Ok, enough about that.

I've only ever had one baseball cap that I can remember - the Mets. It was my dad's. I wore it when I was little.

I only have snow hats now, but I only wear them when it's actually cold outside.

You can wear whatever you want. It doesn't mean you are ascribing any values to it or that other people should either.

Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 13 June 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

http://homepages.dsl.ca/~sean/dumbstuff/momustrucker.jpg

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 13 June 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

its almost its a shame its the weekend and i'm offline for a while, because these trucking hats threads have been my favourite threads in quite a while. really enjoyed participating in them. plus, i am now resolved to get one, whereas i hadnt really noticed them so much before

gareth (gareth), Friday, 13 June 2003 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, gareth. They're all the rage, as my grandmother would say.

Sarah MCLusky (coco), Friday, 13 June 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

gareth, maybe i'll send you one. what do you want on it?

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 13 June 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

this really is the new Vice magazine. Has MA$E been on this thread yet?

jel -- (jel), Friday, 13 June 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Sarah I know, I was referring to our guesses as to what it meant before you explained it earlier. No slander intended :)

Yanc3y, yes do that if you like, parsing social differences in ever more minute ways is what made this such a great thread. The concept "Trucker hats" was torn apart and revealed to be a misleading blanket term for a huge range of styles and social codes and behaviors. Momus provided the condescending strawman, as usual; this was good since it gave people a pressing reason to put a lot of effort into articulating those differences. Where the thread went wrong - where all "Momus threads" seem to go wrong - is that so many people seem to judge the thread's success by whether or not they succeeded in convincing Momus of their point of view. This is a strange amount of deference to give to someone you supposedly think is ignorant and a poor reader. A lot of the points made above by you, Tracer, John, Scott, etc. are excellent and I hope we have more threads like this.

Another aspect of the foam hat aesthetic, at least here in Indie Valhalla, is that it goes well with the poofy michelin man-style vests with stripey patterns on them, which are all over the place in thrift stores. Together, hat and vest are an attempt to signal one's fellowship with the "warm people" and to sneeringly exclude wind and rain.

chester (synkro), Friday, 13 June 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

you rang?

http://members.aol.com/dubplatestyle/mase.jpg

Ma$e (dubplatestyle), Friday, 13 June 2003 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

(i like the vests *ducks*)

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 13 June 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

i definitely enjoy noticing the trends and anti-trends here in philly. anti-trends meaning:Philly still has greasers!! older tattooed rockabilly guys who wear creepers and who will never be without their chain-wallets. it's kinda comforting in a way. also:Philly is the birthplace of urban outfitters! it's ground zero for their marketing schemes. how long will the bowling shirt hold out? how bout those brown polyester numbers with the pictures of horses and unicorns on them? have people realized yet that those distressed jeans are the new stonewashed? it's fun to watch it come and go. recently:really,really tight jeans on indie guys (or maybe they are hipsters) ugly oversized sunglasses didn't last very long.
most fascinating turn of events though: those black kids who wear those white t-shirts that go all the way to their sneakers!! Holy Toledo does that ever look strange somethimes! Like they are wearing a weird dress.

scott seward, Friday, 13 June 2003 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Would an indie kid shop at a boutique store? Does an indie kid ever shop for clothes? Going to a show = clothes shopping for an indie kid (band t-shirts = wardrobe duh)?

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 13 June 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

The concept "Trucker hats" was torn apart and revealed to be a misleading blanket term for a huge range of styles and social codes and behaviors.

That's exactly what went wrong with this thread. And I blame myself, or rather, the 'let's refute Momus whatever he says' syndrome exemplified by Stencil's:

Many people here don't like Bush either but your posts almost make me want to like him (which is a repugnant idea to me) if only to defy you

This thread started because of a very specific trend for a very specific hat, a trend that started early in 2003 and was reported in the New York Times by May. These hats have been worn in a very specific way by members of Fischerspooner and the kind of people who go to Colette parties when they happen in New York. The thread might have done some good work if we could have gone more into what Tracer Hand laid out here:

I didn't want to repurpose the meaning of the hat, I wanted the hat to repurpose the meaning of "cool"!

Instead the thread went into convoluted denials that such hats exist or are being recontextualised, or are even particularly a trend of 2003. It dissolved into a lot of pointless 'dedefinition' and 'restereotyping': 'Truckers aren't just this, they're also this'. That would be a great argument in a court of law or a sociology text. It's not a great argument when discussing the 'cult' or 'mythical' properties of a fashion item (precisely the things which give it power). To say 'It's just a good ole hat worn by good ole boys' is to be in denial of everything relevant or interesting about the subject.

I thought the most interesting thing on the thread was learning the name of the guy (Chris Coyle) alleged to have started the specific recontextualisation of the specific hat we're talking about. A snowboarder. A better thread would have gone at that point into the impact of skating and boarding on youth culture style. A huge topic, and an interesting one.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 13 June 2003 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus this trend predates 2003 by several years

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 13 June 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

ten thousand yen sez momus don't know who this is

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 13 June 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

No no no! This is specifically the 2003 trucker hat trend we're talking about here! You're trying to 'dedefine' again instead of defining! It's not 'all the same hat'. Not unless you're someone's dad and haven't been out in a long time.

And that man is wearing a baseball cap! You are just showing how out of touch you are, Blount!

Momus (Momus), Friday, 13 June 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

''That would be a great argument in a court of law or a sociology text. It's not a great argument when discussing the 'cult' or 'mythical' properties of a fashion item (precisely the things which give it power). To say 'It's just a good ole hat worn by good ole boys' is to be in denial of everything relevant or interesting about the subject.''

I got more enjoyement from Scott's two line post than yr (as has been shown here) nonsensical ramblings. but we've been here before.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 13 June 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

'that man' is wearing a high foam front, mesh back cap ie. a trucker hat. and I raise the bet to twenty thousand yen.

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 13 June 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

momus I live in Georgia, drove a truck (albeit not a rig - nothing cdl level) for 'a living' in 98, 99. I'm pretty sure I know more than you what a trucker hat (and who 'that man') is.

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 13 June 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus I find it interesting how narrow and defensive your definition of "recontextualization" is, or at least the context in which you consider something to have been recontextualized. In Olympia WA these hats have been de riguer with indie hipsters for at least 15 years, and as many people have pointed out they've been around for at least as long in many other places. People did talk about the impact of skating and boarding on youth culture; Kerry at least did so specifically and for Americans on this thread "skating and boarding" are pretty much synonmous with "youth culture" and therefore not really in dire need of exploration or definition.

Your need to maintain certain people in rigid unflattering stereotypes is also incredibly obnoxious. I think this thread overwhelmingly demonstrated that other people don't think this is an interesting basis for conversation, and as has been pointed out to you repeatedly already they don't even acknowledge that your pet stereotypes have any persuasive reality, as myth or sociology.

This thread did largely avoid the issue of "cool", but since cool is regional and relative, and since you seem intent on sticking to one very narrow definition that others consider ridiculous or passe (Fischerspooner, colette parties), this is hardly surprising. I've nothing against Fischerspooner, but I'm still waiting for you to convince me why Casey F. wearing one of these hats now is more revolutionary than an Oly hipster wearing one while sitting on the sidewalk outside of K Records 10 years ago.

chester (synkro), Friday, 13 June 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

It's Pharrell Williams and he's on a bleedin' Britney Spears record, so what, Blount? You're off topic!

Momus (Momus), Friday, 13 June 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

goggle to the rescue!

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 13 June 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Give me my billion yen, you cheat!

Chester, I think I've spent most of this thread saying how very unrevolutionary I find Casey Spooner wearing this hat.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 13 June 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

now google 'poor people' so you can maybe learn something about them instead of just constantly denigrating them sniff sniff

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

When you pay me that billion yen I'm going to buy me some poor people and study them close up, James.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

You can buy me Momus. I need the dough.

That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Myth comes from stories and cult comes from social ritual - as I said to you before Momus I find your lack of interest in the specifics and variations of Trucker Hat Indie Culture while continuing to want to discuss it mystifying at best and disingenous at worst.

OK then, has Casey F. suddenly lost his totemic power? This is your ball, you should be the one to start it rolling.

chester (synkro), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Counterfeit, as expected. Blackguard!

Chester, the nutshell barometric reading on Fischerspooner is that they went out of fashion on October 31st, 2000.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

*meekly takes shirtless Casey F. poster down from wall*

chester (synkro), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

So Momus, since, according to you, mesh caps became a fashion movement Jan. 1, 2003, what caused it? Was there a hipster new year's resolution to suddenly ape skate kulchur?

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

And why did skate kulchur decide to copy working class kulchur? And why is this particular kind of hat symbolic of working class kulchur? What makes it any more notable than workshirts for emo kids or work boots for hip-hop fans?

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

duh, they're all conservatives Yance

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

And why did skate kulchur decide to copy working class kulchur?


Johnny Knoxville to thread!! (hee hee)

scott seward, Friday, 13 June 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Also could you explain how "dedefinition" and "restereotyping" are not either part of "recontextualization" or at least parallel processes that are at least as interesting if not engines for greater social good (O champion of the poor)?

chester (synkro), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

(If anyone has some syntax they need mangled and convoluted beyond intelligibility, pass it along. I'm not doing anything else at the moment.)

chester (synkro), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

wait a minute chester

(i've just been dying to say that all thread cuz everytime i see yr name i get the band in my head)

anyway

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

could you explain how "dedefinition" and "restereotyping" are not either part of "recontextualization" or at least parallel processes

I think we need to distinguish what can be done in a thread on ILX from what can be done on a hat. The hat hasn't got that much space, and people aren't going to be staring at it, stroking their chins, as long as they've been staring at this thread, stroking their dicks chins.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Let's play "Find the False Assumption": "it is obvious that the wearing of 'trucker hats' by hipster folk is suggestive of some attempt to get in touch with the trucker culture whose meme signifies right wing conservatism and thus i reject the use of these hats because they are in conformance with the imperialist project of george w. bush and co."

Challenge: please tell if my representation of your POV above is accurate, and if not, please restate your POV WITHOUT recourse to punning or witticisms.

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 13 June 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

And without dispersing argument by attacking some marginal comment like, say, don't bother critiquing me for being too literal in not appreciating said punning or witticisms.

Actually what I'm asking Momus is for to take a moment and put clarity over cleverness.

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 13 June 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Felicity has me in love on this thread, and I'm reminded how Momus seems like an ass if you're arguing with him, but if you look at the thread after the fact he seems way more reasonable. (It's weird.)

I'm sure no one needs my take on this, but I read the whole damn thread so you're gonna get it. Momus: the reason your idea of what trucker hats signify is slightly off-base is because you've made the mistake of believing right-wing rhetoric. Mesh caps are just the sort of "heartland" Americana -- associated with laborers, truckers, farmers, mechanics -- that American Republicans have been trying to claim as their exclusive territory for a few decades now. You, being Momus, should be the last person to believe them: the "heartland" and the people in it conceptualize themselves and wear their hats in a lot of different ways. Just to give you an idea, even my father -- a liberal immigrant academic -- used to wear this type of hat: he'd wear it to soccer games, and he'd wear it to mow the lawn, because it's pretty much the kind of hat you wear for that sort of thing when you live in the Midwest.

You and J0hn are right though, that the hipsters wearing them are wearing them because of more specific types of associations. Instead of just tying those associations to the one-dimensional caricature of Bush you like kicking around, I wish you'd tried to sort out what those associations might be. Let's try it.

(1) Like all fashion, it's something of a reaction to fashions that came before it -- specifically, a certain mode of hipster who's styled, highbrow, urban, and most importantly completely disdainful of anything having to do with rural or working-class America, to the point of seeming like he'd get the vapors over the mere sight of a tractor. This mode of hipsterism has been around long enough that it's started to seem stifling and silly, a weird bubble-world of people who'd be confused and helpless if they set foot outside of Manhattan. The hats are a tweak of that, obviously: they say "Truck stops? Mechanics? Farmers? Your cliche disdain for them is boring and my apparent relationship with them is interesting." (We'll get to the authenticity of that relationship in a second.) This, by the way, works especially interestingly if you're a big poncy art/fashion star like Casey Spooner or something: it's a juxtaposition, and while it might not be the sort with a ton of depth it at least mixes things up a little. It also explains why the trucker hat can hold a special lure for the children of the bourgeoisie, many of whom have been taught to fear such things as lures toward downward mobility.

(2) How was all of that originally supposed to make the people wearing the hats look (or even feel)? Daring, maybe, or at least devil-may-care; unconcerned with floofy high-end fashion. Down to earth, maybe, or even salt-of-the-earth; rootsy and American, not fancy and Europhilic. Manly, maybe, at least in contrast to the supposedly effete city hipsters around them, and intrepid -- like the sort of guy who'd be as comfortable in an Alabama truck stop as a hip Brooklyn bar, the sort of guy who can work with his hands. Probably even a little deep and soulful, like Tom Joad. (We'll get to whether any of that still works in a second.)

(3) What else came along with that? It's a question worth asking, because the hats were bound to appeal at first to the people most comfortable with the values they were perceived to stand for. "Conservative" isn't one of those values nearly as much as Momus thinks it is -- much less so than, say, an intellectual impoliteness or anti-intellectualism: it's not surprising that the hats link up mentally to Vice, which prides itself on exactly this sort of projected impolite, common-sense, offending-"urbane"-sensibilities pose. The hats can go with drinking domestic beer and cursing a lot; with disdain for airy "highbrow" notions; with liking things that are "balls-out" instead of "subtle" or "meditative." Are these notions built on possible stereotypes of the sort of person who might "actually" wear a trucker hat? They sometimes are, and in the end they may become a farce. But the point is that those perceived values probably have some sort of allure to a lot of the people in the hats, a point I think Momus and J0hn were right to get at.

Tracer offers a good example of how this all might have worked early on -- the trucker hat's constitutes some part of the milieu he genuinely came from, so instead of packing it away as shameful to urbane Manhattan eyes he kept it in action. People weren't likely to think he was one of those imaginary hick bogeymen some city-dwellers fear, although some probably did greet it with a little distaste; and if he wore it naturally, people weren't likely to think he was being ironic, although some probably jumped to that conclusion, too. But what did the bulk of them think? Either (a) that he was wearing a hat just like the hats of the non-urban milieus they were familiar with, or maybe more often (b) that the hat on his head displayed more cultural experience than they had, a comfort with a world and aesthetic they didn't know much about how to deal with.

Of course, that's the source of the criticisms people have levelled here: just wearing the hat doesn't magically create that comfort or fondness. At a certain point in the hats' popularity, it becomes a way for people to identify with urban hipsterism, not with its supposed opposite -- at its worst, it'll start to look like city fashionistas playing some appalling working-American dress-up, an insulting variant on blackface. It's this way with any fashion trend, of course: the moneyed trend-rider who runs out to buy these things may get the look, but he can't have the feel, can't actually pull off any of the cultural associations the object was meant to lend him in the first place.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 13 June 2003 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

the wearing of 'trucker hats' by hipster folk is suggestive of some attempt to get in touch with the trucker culture

No, I'm not sure about that at all. Tracer Hand said that when he wore his, he wanted to repurpose the meaning of cool rather than the meaning of the hat. Now to me that suggests that:

a) For Tracer, hipster values are problematical whereas trucker values are not.

or

b) For Tracer, hipster values are changeable (by Tracer) whereas trucker values are not.

There may be some attempt to 'get in touch with trucker values' going on, I don't know. One thing I've noticed about irony is that it's a kind of 'safe zone' between attitudes. Irony allows you to strike several contradictory poses at the same time. Therefore it's a good attitude for people who are insecure or transitional, or who just want to be cut a bit of slack. Irony is the closest thing we have to ideological neutrality, perhaps. It's the amber light between stop and go. But I don't think we can adopt irony forever. Finally, we have to take a position, become committed, state our beliefs. Irony just buys us a little time for ambivalence.

whose meme signifies right wing conservatism and thus i reject the use of these hats because they are in conformance with the imperialist project of george w. bush and co.

I personally do read some right wing conservative values into the hats, yes. J0hn has pointed out that this is strictly a personal association and perhaps a minority one. But I do consider it the right of minorities to tell the world how they perceive things without being told they're mad or just plain wrong. In terms of the perception of myth, there is no wrong or right.

My perception of a right wing meaning in the hats is ultimately the reason I would never wear one. But the right wing meaning may be nothing more specific than that I think of America, presently, as a right wing country, and the hat is a specifically American hat.

(Now I'm going to read Nabisco's longie.)

Momus (Momus), Friday, 13 June 2003 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

[Add to my "things that people get out of wearing them": (a) attempting to look ultra-casual, (b) attempting to seem sleazy and virile and up-for-anything, (c) the usual fashion thing that's not so much a desire to wear something "ironically" but to wear some unusual piece that seems like you just happened upon it and made it your own.]

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 13 June 2003 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Thank God for Nabisco, I feel like the cavalry arrived. I mean, ahem, the Sandinistas.

This, by the way, works especially interestingly if you're a big poncy art/fashion star like Casey Spooner or something

Let's also stress the camp element, the Village People element, the sexual element when you're as gay as CS. Trucker hat as rough trade bait?

The reaction Nabisco describes, with the emotions spelled out in his (2) para, do line up for me with the 'reactionary' values of the Republicans. Europhobic rather than Europhile, anti-intellectual... I can even happily tie Vice into this 'reactionary' swing. Most of the people I know who work on Vice came from Index. Many are gay. Index would never use 'gay' as an insult. But Vice would. Vice gets away with it because it's 'ironic'. Irony allows it to thrive in times which certainly are more homophobic than the 90s.

The allure of 'balls out values' for trucker hat wearers lines up with the allure of homophobic values for gay writers and editors. At first, it's transgressive and exciting. And it makes you feel less ghettoised. But the thrill of flirting with / internalising the enemy (Suzy's point upthread too) surely passes. Then there has to be a reaction to reaction.

The one thing I think Nabisco missed out is the in joke element. When these hats first started appearing on heads like Mr Spooner's earlier this year, only a few people knew. Knew what? Knew that this did not betoken Mr Spooner becoming a slob, but betokened the in crowd's adoption of a new sign of their difference from the slightly less in crowd.

I admit when I saw Mr Spooner in a trucker hat at a Dior party in Paris in February I, firstly, didn't recognise him and, secondly, thought 'God, he's really gone to the dogs, what a slob, it must be the drugs.' Then my third thought was 'A trucker hat that says Roma, well, I can see that he's playing with jarring memes there...' And the fact that it matched his red track suit... well, it was clear he hadn't given up colour co-ordination. No, this was obviously the new way the in-crowd was signalling its inness.

I'm sure Mr Spooner has already abandoned the look and moved on to something else, because that's his job, and the hat thing has gone down to second and third division trendsters and will soon mingle with people who wear such hats 'innocently' and therefore stop signifying anything very much at all (except, for me, America.)

(You can see my snap of Mr Spooner in his hat, looking very like Tweedledum to Neil Tennant's Tweedledee, here.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 13 June 2003 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, looking at that photo more closely, it's not a track suit but a very expensive silk or satin shirt. And is the hat even a trucker hat? Shouldn't the skip be more arched?

Momus (Momus), Friday, 13 June 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I personally do read some right wing conservative values into the hats, yes. J0hn has pointed out that this is strictly a personal association and perhaps a minority one. But I do consider it the right of minorities to tell the world how they perceive things without being told they're mad or just plain wrong. In terms of the perception of myth, there is no wrong or right.

Nice try, Momus. "Minority" does not equal "beleaguered, underrepresented minority whose point of view must be heard! and/or is being suppressed!" et al. A minority of people believe the proposition that the sun revolves around the earth, also: must we suffer their opinion simply because they are so few in number?

You claim to have read Nabisco's post, but it is almost impossible to believe that you did: you are clinging to your "heartland=reactionary!" etc. poppycock which hasn't just been disputed, but disproven, again & again & again. 'A trucker hat that says Roma, well, I can see that he's playing with jarring memes there...' The memes in question are shared only by yourself and your offensively classist friends. The rest of society does not think that the working class is ignorant, ugly, or uncultured.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 13 June 2003 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

my wife just now: "man, you two need to meet & have sex" >:(

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 13 June 2003 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh my God, oh God, don't even jest about that!

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 13 June 2003 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I think my wife just inadvertently bought this thread 200+ more posts

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 13 June 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Yep. Just put a couple of pipe cleaners in abstract compromising positions and the rest should just...suggest itself.

suzy (suzy), Friday, 13 June 2003 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus thank you for doing what several of us were doing upthread - writing little personal histories of our Experiences With Hats and how these affected our social environments. You weighed in with an account of how a particular hat affected you and presumably a number of other people at a sleb/high fashion party in Paris. I'm going to assume that

When these hats first started appearing on heads like Mr Spooner's earlier this year, only a few people knew. Knew what? Knew that this did not betoken Mr Spooner becoming a slob, but betokened the in crowd's adoption of a new sign of their difference from the slightly less in crowd

refers only to the people at this particular party or at least the small number of people who occupy this particular sleb/fashion world since any random person you pulled off the streets of Olympia, Austin, Athens, Chapel Hill, not to mention many, many other places in America - once again, this has been pointed out many times upthread - would immediately have gotten what the other party goers you allude to didn't get. Based on your story, Casey Spooner's (not Fischerspooner as I thought upthread) hat is loaded with all sorts of transgressive meanings in that particular, very limited environment and I appreciate you pointing that out.

chester (synkro), Friday, 13 June 2003 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

To be honest, much of my annoyance on this thread is the same as what I felt when I had to read Joseph Campbell in college. JC's method of isolating "myth" is to ignore every other aspect of the particular stories he was approaching, especially their historical aspects, and in doing so he eliminated much of what is intelligible and distorted them to fit his own preconceived intellectual grid. Momus seems to be doing the same thing here with the symbology of the trucker hat: Casey Spooner's world in his post seems to be devoid of all outside history and context, which is especially galling since it's a history and context which has been explained to him many times on this thread.

chester (synkro), Friday, 13 June 2003 23:38 (twenty-two years ago)

my wife just now: "man, you two need to meet & have sex" >:(

She's Angela Bowie to Momus's Mick Jagger?

(Er, did I type that?)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 June 2003 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Explained to Momus, I mean, obv.

John if you're only just getting in the You Must Be This Outraged To Have Sex With Momus line... bring a book.

chester (synkro), Friday, 13 June 2003 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Again, J0hn, you're failing to accept that the styles of thinking appropriate for an empirical fact like the rotation of the earth around the sun are not the same as the styles of thinking appropriate for a mythical fact like the meaning of a trucker hat.

Maybe you're permitted to shout down a minority of people who are wrong about something factual, but it's just rude to shout down people who differ in their personal interpretation of a mythical item. An American can tell a European what a hat means to him (and I've learned some things on this thread, as I always do on these threads, though I could do without the Salem tone), but he can't tell a European what the hat should mean to a European.

Chester, I don't at all see Casey's world as 'devoid of all outside history and context', the 'jarring meanings' I talked about just in the referends 'Roma' and 'trucker' are totally about contextual clash, and the clash of populist hat with silk shirt and scarf sets a high-low thing going... God, I'm starting to sound like Arena Homme now...

Momus (Momus), Friday, 13 June 2003 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Whooo, this thread got very gay all of a sudden! Let's pull on bathing trunks and take this to AIM. My handle is 'TruckerHat'!

Momus (Momus), Friday, 13 June 2003 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, you're right Momus, that was lazy writing on my part. But what I was trying to say was "...devoid of the outside history and context in which these hats have already been used by other people, in other places, for much the same reason as you're giving CS credit for being a pioneer." Which is why I framed your post as "personal history"; a subjective account, rather than an examination of pure myth, or something.

FWIW, I would have argument sex with you before I would JC (interpret initials as you wish).

(haha best x-post evah)

chester (synkro), Friday, 13 June 2003 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)

As I've already demonstrated, I don't know much about Casey (Fischer)Spooner, but I'm going to assume that the rough trade/survival stakes are much higher for a gay man in the half accepting/half hostile world of Olympia (Jess to thread again) than for CS esconced in the phallic ivory tower of whatever neighborhood's currently hip in Manhattan.

chester (synkro), Saturday, 14 June 2003 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus, I do think you just distorted my point. You're still clinging to the idea that anything having to do with non-urban America is inherently conservative. My post was meant to complicate that a little, by arguing that (a) it's not, not at all, and that (b) even when that's an element of the attraction to the trucker hats, it's not at all in the way that you think. So let's go over those points again.

(a) It's not only wrong but actually sort of mean to pretend that someone can't be attracted to non-cosmopolitan American without having conservative tendencies. A lot of Americans grow up around places where people wear mesh hats, and a lot of those places have more good points than you're willing to admit. Community, sunshine, geniality, lack of pretense, earnestness, drive-ins, history, meat and potatoes, athleticism, towns with one stop light and one Tastee-Freeze: Republicans didn't just seize on this imagery at random, they seized on it because it has some truth and goodness that people respond to. What you're doing is maybe excusable, since you're not American: you're giving in to those Republican ad campaigns and being disgusted with all those images because of the politics they're linked to. A lot of Americans, having more invested in those images, wisely refuse to let conservatives co-opt them: we recognize that they're not the conservative fairyland they're supposed to be, that they have rich progressive histories and that they can embody as many of our ideals as George W. Bush's. I said the hat might make you feel like Tom Joad for a (progressive) reason -- substitute Woodie Guthrie if you didn't pick up on it. (And note that the Guthrie-loving boys of Wilco have been wearing trucker hats a lot longer than Spooner has.)

(b) You yourself, Momus, have taken, on this very board, a lot of the "anti-PC" stances that are all the rage these days: you've supported Vice's use of language, you've argued in favor of "impolite" discourse, and you've generally backed any idea that seems contrary to bourgeoise social standards. More importantly, you've argued every time that this makes you more, not less, liberal. The city kids with their trucker hats are doing exactly the same thing. "Urbane" people have long been frightened of, disdainful of, or at least conflicted about what they perceive as the culture of the rural working class -- about country music, about trailer parks, about Southern religion and hunting and chewing tobacco. Wearing a trucker hat in their urbane midst is the sort of tweak to that you're usually all in favor of: it brings all that stuff up and reminds them how much they've removed themselves from it.

The same goes for people wearing old metal t-shirts and half of the other stuff Vice goes for. Which is why I think you're taking a completely opposite side on this issue than you usually do. The trucker hat, especially when appended to "balls-out" cultural fetishism, is exactly the sort of thing you always call liberal -- a vague transgression against staid cosmopolitan standards of what is or is not considered intelligent or worthy of attention. You always claim to be in favor of this, but I think what you've revealed here is that you're only in favor of it when it goes your way -- i.e., in an arty, academic, Euro-friendly direction.

I, on the other hand, am sticking where I always stick: to use the same word as usual, I don't think this is a really "productive" transgression, though that's not enough to get me upset about it other than as a potentially-annoying fad. It's not that I don't see your point: on the biggest level, yeah, the sort of culture people associate with these hats is one that's conservative about a lot of issues, and their appeal to some people probably has something to do with that. But it's your fault, not mine -- people like you have deified any tweaking of convention and propriety so much that it's now considered cool to thumb one's nose at the Enlightenment-style rationalism of the urban liberal's status quo. If trucker hats are conservative, stop complaining: you got exactly what you asked for.

nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, 14 June 2003 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

And as a note, in case this wasn't clear: part of what the hats trangress against is precisely your assumption that everyplace in America that's not next to an ocean is inherently conservative. Part of what they transgress against, in theory, is this idea that anyone who's ever ridden a tractor must be a Bible-thumper, that anyone who likes NASCAR must be illiterate. Part of what Tracer's hat says is yes, I'm from the fucking south and I have perfectly good ideas in my head; part of what Wilco's hats tried to say is that yes, we'd sooner stick up for the guys in the feed store than you dried-up urban snobs who think they're the enemy. And much as those guys (Wilco, not Tracer) annoy me, they're largely right -- Momus, you're not gonna get anywhere dehumanizing those folks, pretending they're some monolithic abstract evil, and then hoping they'll just go away.

Now: that's why the trucker hats looked good to people at first. I think we all agree that they're rapidly ceasing to say those things and becoming a standard fashion-trend form of dress-up.

nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, 14 June 2003 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

nabisco that was genuinely beautiful.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 14 June 2003 01:02 (twenty-two years ago)

"Thank God for Nabisco, I feel like the cavalry arrived. I mean, ahem, the Sandinistas."

(Ironically, with Nabisco's reclaiming of the Progressive aspects of middle America, that "Sandanistas" comment is far more appropriate the second time around. Yay irony!)

Seriously, thank you Nabisco.

chester (synkro), Saturday, 14 June 2003 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, one last thing, let me throw this out there: is it just me, or do trucker hats and "balls-out" rock represent a near-exact white-people equivalent of the sort of cultural transgression people get out of mainstream hip-hop? How different is the Dirty South from the, umm, Dirty South?

nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, 14 June 2003 01:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually don't answer that, I'm gonna post it to ILM instead.

nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, 14 June 2003 01:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually no, I'm not.

nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, 14 June 2003 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

About the only thing I can add to any of this is that it seems like Karl Marx's double-edged complaint about 'the idiocy of rural life' -- a simultaneous desire to break free of something stultifying for something new and different, a new and in many cases quite understandable and desirable enlightenment, and condemnation of something that doesn't happen to exactly and immediately fall in lock step with that new situation and therefore must be shunned/mocked/constantly questioned without letup or sympathy for those not 'enlightened' -- has never died. Perhaps not an appropriate point or even a perfectly accurate note to make, but you know...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 14 June 2003 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

somewhat - the same parties I saw it crop up in in Athens (in 1999) were the same parties that would play Juvenile with a trace of irony (this is down the road from Dirty South HQ), although they bought into Outkast wholeheartedly, whether becuz of geography or (perceived) queerness I don't know. Still, usually when the trust fund set buy into rural white america it's in a bid for authenticity, more then 'look at this trashy fun'. of course this is in the south, where buying into the trashy fun means having something in common with the Nascar set (heaven forbid!). one reason I really hate this trend, is cuz when I saw it in play the overtones weren't that different than if they'd shown up in blackface (and Momus' finding poor people so disgusting he's not even willing to tolerate mocking them if it means acknowledging their existence isn't much better)(though I'm sure he has no problems with blackface, as long as Vice Magazine tells him its okay).

James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 14 June 2003 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)

It's weird, cuz a Brooklyn trucker hat seems more "I am trashy fun" and a Chicago trucker hat seems more "I am rootsy goodness," Fischerspooner versus Wilco, etc. Another maybe underdiscussed thing here is the whole thrift-store shopping dynamic that gave us the gas-station overshirts and faded YMCA t-shirts and whatever: the thing that stuff was supposed to say loudest was actually more along the lines of "dude I am casual, I will wear whatever," with "dude, it's cool and old and authentic" probably coming in second. By the time the Gap was manufacturing pre-aged small-town-baseball t-shirts, though, the ante'd been upped and now it took a hat to pull that off.

nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, 14 June 2003 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, you're probably right. and I think Pharell's wearing trucker hats has always been 'look at this dorky shit I'm wearing. and look at how well I'm pulling it off'. which might be how Casey Spooner is wearing it also.

James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 14 June 2003 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

the differences you're noting might just be the differences between chicago and nyc.

James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 14 June 2003 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sorry, Chicagoan and New Yorker 'perspectives'.

James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 14 June 2003 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

'Finally, we have to take a position'

"common sense" gets everybody in the end don't it

dave q, Saturday, 14 June 2003 08:11 (twenty-two years ago)

though I'm sure he has no problems with blackface, as long as Vice Magazine tells him its okay

I think a Fischerspooner blackface show would be excellent. It would be a visual equivalent of the sound of Bowie's 'Young Americans' album. (But the music should be brass band style oompah, just to confuse matters.) They could really divide the hipsters from the hivemind with that gesture. Their career might then go the way of another New York performance art group, PruittEarly:

'In 1992, Pruitt and Early decided to take on African American culture and its popular representations in their show, 'Red, Black, Green, Red, White and Blue.' The prestigious Leo Castelli gallery was plastered with gold foil and splattered with paint. Commercial posters of prominent African Americans (including Michael Jackson, Jesse Jackson, Michael Jordan and Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.) were shrink-wrapped in plastic, like posters and tapes in stores. There were protests outside the gallery. The New York Times termed the show "degrading," and The New York Observer described it as a "cynical appropriation" of black heroes for the purpose of a "flashy, trashy, Warhol-type installation display," but today Pruitt says the artists' point was missed. "We were pointing out the commodification of black heroes, how they are often exploited by predominantly white owned companies," he explains.

The artists' plunge was speedy. After the exhibition, support for their work vanished. Their personal relationship soon disintegrated. Pruitt says he felt ready to give up... He became a salesman at a fashion store for two years.'

From Indieplanet, Rob Pruitt, Pariah No More

(It took Pruitt ten years to come back, and now he's known for cute paintings of glittery panda bears.)

Momus (Momus), Saturday, 14 June 2003 08:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, I do recall Pruitt's participation in an ironic 'bake sale' at Gavin Brown's Gallery in 2000, so he's actually not changed his tune much. His first show in 1990 was a gay man's take on the hackneyed fantasies of teenage boys. You could call his theme 'pathos and cuteness of the aggressively normal'. In fact, Fischerspooner's last video played with the same thing: it was a deceptively low-key 'live performance' video featuring Casey in a check shirt, standing in front of a mike as if FS were a grunge or emo band, dispensing with artifice and meaning it. Except it was total artifice. Kind of the equivalent of a trucker hat.

Momus (Momus), Saturday, 14 June 2003 08:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I think a Fischerspooner blackface show would be excellent

A new low.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 14 June 2003 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Gareth - Holloway Rd, near the college there's a bunch of shops might have what you're looking for

dave q, Saturday, 14 June 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

A new low

No, no, no, a new 'Young Americans'.

Momus (Momus), Saturday, 14 June 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

you're a big Jim Goad fan I take it

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 14 June 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you have any sense of the cultural meaning of blackface at all? Or is being impressed by your moneyed friends so important that centuries of cultural hurt are utterly meaningless to you?

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 14 June 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

NB - yes, yes, I realize that you're ignorantly asserting that there's some blackface aspect to Young Americans. Even passing familiarity with that album's creation & its reception by black radio would alert you to the ridiculousness of that comparison, but evidently "white guy singing soul!" is as deep as you're willing to go. That you saw it that way, though, says nothing whatsoever about the album. Don Cornelius liked it well enough.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 14 June 2003 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

No no no John any hailing of one culture by another must naturally be shot through with irony and condescension and gleeful misunderstanding! Otherwise it wouldn't be interesting, you see.

amateurist (amateurist), Saturday, 14 June 2003 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

plus "they're animals anyway so let them lose their souls"

James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 14 June 2003 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Somebody go to the hospital and tell Luther Vandross that Bowie co-wrote Fascination with him not out of respect for Vandross's remarkably keen ear but in order to make some sort of snotty comment about American race relations.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 14 June 2003 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone go over to Lenny Kravitz's guest house and tell Bowie that also.

James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 14 June 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus, why do you want a revolution where some people can't dance?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Saturday, 14 June 2003 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

While I'm putting words into mouths, why do you want a revolution where after it's all over, people who aren't you can't dance? Or have to dance in shackles, like a bear? And who will operate the mirrorball?

I mean seriously, how did you expect this crazy plan to work?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Saturday, 14 June 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

magic, pipe cleaners, and trust fund money.

jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 14 June 2003 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

The M0mus / M0untain G0ats collaboration I've secretly prayed for seems less and less likely...

"And in his Denton, Texas bedroom
the urbane pervert snores
with Coltrane in his Chevy's tape deck
and his closet full of whores."

nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, 14 June 2003 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

340 posts ago, there was a promise of Hitler in a trucker hat. This thread disappoints and sickens me at its never living up to that promise.

Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 15 June 2003 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

If we had to take account of 'centuries of hurt' before making anything, nothing would ever get made, and certainly nothing interesting. We would all be agreeing with Adorno about composing poetry after Auschwitz being tantamount to 'brutality'. Mr Darnielle could certainly have never written his song 'No Children', a song which hopes a woman will die.

Are you really sure that a Fischerspooner blackface show would be insulting to black people? That assumption, in itself, might well be insulting to black people. It would certainly be degrading to art, which can hold many explosive meanings in a kind of suspended animation and let us see their beautiful ambiguities.

It seems again that we cannot distinguish between 'racial' and 'racist' or between 'sexual' and 'sexist'. The trouble with that conflation is that if we let it fly, it effectively gags all art about race and sex. And that's a lot of interesting art getting stifled right there. Including that early Pruitt and Early show.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 15 June 2003 07:02 (twenty-two years ago)

ok calum

James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 15 June 2003 07:08 (twenty-two years ago)

The little Salem going on at this end of the thread reminds me of Tessa Jowell condemning Chris Morris for his Brass Eye pedophilia special without having seen it. You haven't even seen the FS blackface show yet (it hasn't even got made yet) and you're already sure it's appalling! How do you know it's not, like Brass Eye, an examination of social paranoia, a staging of the reactions to an anxious subject? And would that be something you think art (or comedy, for that matter) just shouldn't do?

Goodbye Mel Brooks, goodbye Serge Gainsbourg, goodbye Eminem, goodbye Chris Morris! Hello Roger Whittaker and Celebrity Squares!

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 15 June 2003 07:15 (twenty-two years ago)

momus, don't look, your straw man is on fire.

amateurist (amateurist), Sunday, 15 June 2003 07:17 (twenty-two years ago)

" If we had to take account of 'centuries of hurt' before making anything, nothing would ever get made, and certainly nothing interesting." - Veit "Nick" Harlan

James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 15 June 2003 07:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Gareth, I'm soooo hooking you up as soon as you have a good address.

That Girl (thatgirl), Sunday, 15 June 2003 07:22 (twenty-two years ago)

The difference between Lion Feuchtwanger's novel 'Jud Suss' and the later nazi film of the same title is precisely the difference between a work of art of the kind I'm talking about and a work of art of the kind others on the thread are assuming I'm talking about.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 15 June 2003 07:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus, I'm sooo ignoring you now. I have no strong feelings towards you, positive or negative, other than you and yr opinons are soooo irrelevant in East Dallas Texas 2003! xoxo

That Girl (thatgirl), Sunday, 15 June 2003 07:35 (twenty-two years ago)

'The opinions about art's ambivalence contained herein may not be relevant in East Dallas Texas.'

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 15 June 2003 07:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks for the disclaimer. Carry on.

That Girl (thatgirl), Sunday, 15 June 2003 07:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Would anyone else like to strap me into the ducking chair before we find out if I'm a 'Calum' (whatever that is, sound Scottish, though, so my chances of being found guilty may be high)? Any contentious issues that haven't been raised -- Nazism, abuse of women, racism, hair design -- feel free to spit them now contemptuously into my face.

If they float they're a Calum, and if they sink they're a Geir.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 15 June 2003 07:46 (twenty-two years ago)

either way, all roads lead to narcissism

James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 15 June 2003 07:48 (twenty-two years ago)

when you're rollin with Momus!

James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 15 June 2003 07:48 (twenty-two years ago)

it is strange i agree that people are unable to see thee difference between racial and racist, sexual and sexist. if williamsburg wears blackface it does not necessarily mean they are racist. if williamsburg wears trucker hat it does not neccesarily mean they are conservative.

momus may well be right that fischerspooner could pull off a blackface show, after all, they pulled off wearing trucker hats without anyone thinking they were endorsing conservative/republican/dubya values. i mean, except for a couple literally minded people, who couldnt understand irony, or subversion of course. i mean, some people! cant even tell the difference between truckerhatist and truckerhatual!

gareth (gareth), Sunday, 15 June 2003 07:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, readers, is he a Geir or a Calum?

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 15 June 2003 07:51 (twenty-two years ago)

That's a good objection, Gareth. Let me say that I would feel as uncomfortable with the Fischerspooner blackface show as with the trucker hat. All I can say is that I enjoy feeling this discomfort when it's the result of an encounter with ambivalence and ambiguity. When I stop enjoying it is when it becomes clear that the 'reactionary' values are no longer held in a kind of tension with the 'progressive' values. The Jim Goad example is a clear case of that.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 15 June 2003 07:57 (twenty-two years ago)

but you haven't even seen the Fischerspooner blackface show!

James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 15 June 2003 08:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Serious question - why NOT acept the validity of 'no poetry after Auschwitz' tho? Where does one draw that particular line? A Scottish person doing a twist on the folk genre might be carrying the freight of the Caledonian origins of the KKK despite the attempts at recontextualisation, mightn't it? (Where did 'country music' come from anyway?) Not wanting to implicate anyone, just wondering how ppl decide how to take these positions. This is a very interesting thread.

dave q, Sunday, 15 June 2003 08:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I (heart) nabisco.

Nothing against Momus; I love him too.

I want this thread to go on forever and ever. Can we make it happen?

justin s., Sunday, 15 June 2003 08:08 (twenty-two years ago)

the Caledonian origins of the KKK

Don't blame us, we just designed the pointy hats!

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 15 June 2003 08:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Dave, I think your question answers itself. If art had to be pure despite life's murkiness, there simply wouldn't be any more art. Where indeed do we draw the line? Isn't everything interconnected, guilt with innocence, our voyeurist delight with our higminded dismay? This is the reason we should permit everything in art. You cannot prune out 'just the bad branches'. There are no secateurs so precise that they won't also nip some vital sap in a 'healthy' stem at the same time.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 15 June 2003 08:31 (twenty-two years ago)

but he (dave or adorno) isn't suggesting art should be pure

James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 15 June 2003 08:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, perhaps 'art cannot be pure' is not the best description of that Adorno statement. Perhaps we should let Adorno expand:

'In 1949, the Marxist and half-Jewish critic Theodor Adorno wrote, famously: 'Nach Auschwitz ein Gedicht zu schreiben ist barbarisch': 'Writing a poem after Auschwitz is barbaric.' Adorno glossed his apophthegm in 1961: 'Through the aesthetic principle of stylisation?an unimaginable fate still seems as if it had some meaning: it becomes transfigured, something of the horror is removed.' According to Adorno, form transfigures, it stylises the horror - it sentimentalises.'

http://www.gazette.de/Archiv/Gazette-Oktober2001/Thirwell.html

So Adorno is really calling for silence, like Wittgenstein when he said 'Of that which we cannot speak, we should remain silent'. There cannot be 'redemption', there cannot be a triumphant meaning drawn from an abject act. This is something the Chapman Brothers often say too. I guess it's not a call for purity and silence, but a demand that art should refrain from humanistic pieties, from its gilb tendency to seek reconciliation and redemption. So actually, I can agree with it after all. Perhaps amended to 'Poetry after Auschwitz will be barbaric'.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 15 June 2003 08:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, perhaps 'art cannot be pure' Yes, perhaps 'art should be pure'

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 15 June 2003 08:55 (twenty-two years ago)

It is isn't ludicrous typical that a thread about hats has turned into a discussion of Adorno and poetry. It's an example of how sick wonderful ILX can be.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 15 June 2003 09:23 (twenty-two years ago)

(Undelete as applicable.)

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 15 June 2003 09:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Oddly, about two months ago a friend of mine, an artist, curated a show where she picked work of recent students to exhibit and one young artist, a Japanese girl, produced an intervention where about ten women from various ethnic groups emerged from a taxi in full gospel choir getup. They sang Oh Happy Day as if they were in raptures and all were in blackface. Song over, they all climbed back in the cab and went off again.

The friend who was with me was very uncomfortable with this, but I pointed out to her that a Japanese person a) does not have the same 'issues' as someone white who watches blacked-up performers might have over race, guilt, etc.; b) the white middle classes spend way too much time getting offended on behalf of people/groups PURELY as a guilt release (you do a friend-check on these people and discover their beliefs are all theory and no practice). I thought the work was successful in that it raised questions about ownership, appropriation and race which probably need to be dealt with in art; my friend just felt provoked and offended. I wasn't sure if she had the right to be, if her offence taken was really patronising on some level.

Although I have to stop everyone now and say that at least in my world of early adapters and the style-conscious, the trucker hat is OVER. In fact it's DOA at Heathrow, because Posh and Becks came through Customs wearing matching ones. It blings, it mings.

suzy (suzy), Sunday, 15 June 2003 09:38 (twenty-two years ago)

i still have never seen one in london though!

gareth (gareth), Sunday, 15 June 2003 09:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Never mind, it's over. Like techno. Edgy Style Mag has spoken.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 15 June 2003 09:48 (twenty-two years ago)

:(

gareth (gareth), Sunday, 15 June 2003 09:50 (twenty-two years ago)

There are acceptable variants of the cap you crave which have not passed their sell-by date, though. Here is one, photographed just yesterday at a fashionable yard party in Kreuzberg, Berlin. The model is Marcel Turkowsky, bassist in pastoral post-electronica group Kinn. The cap, of DDR-origin like Marcel himself, is made of pale blue mesh nylon and sports no logo.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 15 June 2003 10:11 (twenty-two years ago)

And yes, in response to my quip that the CIA were behind the trucker hat trend (Frances Stonor Saunders showed in her book Who Paid The Piper that the CIA, for political reasons, financed and promoted a lot of post-war culture, including the paintings of 'Jack The Dripper') you are permitted one quip about the STASI being behind this one. The difference being that the STASI no longer exist, but the CIA do.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 15 June 2003 10:48 (twenty-two years ago)

If we had to take account of 'centuries of hurt' before making anything, nothing would ever get made, and certainly nothing interesting.

I didn't say "before making anything," though, did I? Is it an all or nothing proposition: either we're going to sometimes consider the potential effects of our work...or we must never, never do so, lest we risk being untrue to ourselves? And if so, what manner of ultraconservative proposition is that?

As an aside, Momus, what're you doin' listening to my records, you're gonna make me feel bad about yellin' at you all the time :)

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 15 June 2003 10:50 (twenty-two years ago)

It seems again that we cannot distinguish between 'racial' and 'racist' or between 'sexual' and 'sexist'

This is the fallacy to which you return again and again. Every time somebody says "that seems racist to me" or "isn't that rather sexist," you just say "sexist, or sexual?" (os "sexy"?) In fact we can make such distinctions. You, however, seem to have some trouble doing so.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 15 June 2003 10:54 (twenty-two years ago)

whats weird momus is that you seem more interested in having us all take off from the point of your (poss. acknowledged) cultural misreading than actually accessing the lived experience that might nuance or correct such a misreading. you only seem to have a curiosity about a very select portion of the world and indeed as i have mentioned elsewhere, you seem to find the same verities and cultural tropes everywhere you go. it's suspicious. i liked your reports from s.w. usa for once you seem genuinely interested even awed by strange things you see and do not attempt to master/assimilate them (=humility).

in other words why no q's about truckers? about america? about hats on americans? "representation" is all because that is the realm where you can access your wit most readily.

amateurist (amateurist), Sunday, 15 June 2003 10:54 (twenty-two years ago)

or so i suspect.

i mean i read your stuff b/c i want to know about other places and people (although hmmm they sound th'same whether in tokyo or berlin or l.a.). don't you too? or do you want to collapse this whole thread back onto casey spooner again?

amateurist (amateurist), Sunday, 15 June 2003 10:56 (twenty-two years ago)

This is the reason we should permit everything in art.

Paul to the Corinthians: "Everything is permitted, but not everything is recommended."

NB No, I'm not Christian, so let's not make "morality" the issue.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 15 June 2003 10:58 (twenty-two years ago)

700

Sommermute (Wintermute), Sunday, 15 June 2003 11:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe the Williamsburgers are performance artists who are recontextualising the hat like the punks recontextualising the swastika like the nu-punks wearing the Sid Vicious t-shirts are re-recontextualising the swastika like the KKK recontextualised folk music like the American labor movement re-recontextualised folk music like the Republican party recontextualised the trappings of the American labour movement like the Williamsburgers are re-recontextualising trappings of the Republican party! Anyway Momus you might be contributing to American exceptionalism by even commenting on it, thus being 'part of the problem'! Although alot of 'Euro'-signifiers (like the idea of 'art') must've had painful associations for whoever invented America because instead of recontextualising them they just decided to annihilate them completely! So maybe they ARE exceptional in a bad way! If eliminating all Euro signifiers is bad!

dave q, Sunday, 15 June 2003 11:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Also if everything is permissible in 'art' then the if the artist wants to be anything more than an aesthetician then it would seem necessary in order to gain any sort of perspective that the limits of the already-proved-possible along the moral spectrum must be addressed which in the case of somebody who locates the center of evil w/in the American imperialist project would appear to be a (just going by what hypothetical person might have said previously) thorough study and investigation of the entire oeuvre of ZZ TOP.

Immerse yourself.

dave q, Sunday, 15 June 2003 11:11 (twenty-two years ago)

ZZ Top = 12 Ft Lizards

Luckily some of the groundwork has been done for you!

dave q, Sunday, 15 June 2003 11:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw Posh and Becks in the paper, they both had trucker hats.

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 15 June 2003 11:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Gareth, I saw a guy in a trucker hat last night! Not only was he fully hatted, he was also wearing a plaid shirt shorn off at the shoulders! I was stunned.

RickyT (RickyT), Sunday, 15 June 2003 12:01 (twenty-two years ago)

The Ten Benson Army are outing themselves!

dave q, Sunday, 15 June 2003 12:17 (twenty-two years ago)

340 posts ago, there was a promise of Hitler in a trucker hat. This thread disappoints and sickens me at its never living up to that promise.

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Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 15 June 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

i liked your reports from s.w. usa for once you seem genuinely interested even awed by strange things you see and do not attempt to master/assimilate them (=humility)

I would like to read this. Can someone point it out?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 15 June 2003 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Gabbneb, the Momus-goes-south tour reports are here:

http://www.demon.co.uk/momus/amerikongdiary3.html
http://www.demon.co.uk/momus/ampatchdispatch5.html

the next Momus performance art show, Black Like Me, now appearing at a disreputable joint near you.

Actually, I've decided to restage as an action the famous work by Adrian Piper, Self-portrait exaggerating my negroid features. Then I will read aloud her poem Letters To The Editor:

'Please don?t call me a philosopher who happens to be a woman and black.
Please don?t call me an artist who happens to be African American and a woman.
Please don?t call me a philosopher who happens to be African American and a woman.
Please don?t call me an artist who happens to be a woman and African American.
Please don?t call me a philosopher who happens to be a woman and African American.
Please don?t call me an artist who happens to be black and female.

I have earned the right to be called an artist.
   I have earned the right to be called a philosopher.
   I have earned the right to be called an artist and philosopher.
   I have earned the right to be called a philosopher and artist.
   I have earned the right to call myself anything I like.'

Then everyone will break out in encouraging whoops and vindicating applause, and I will tell them to stop patronising me and leave the stage, triumphant.

Then the real Adrian Piper, waiting in the wings, will slap my face and serve me with a 22 million dollar lawsuit.

Then we will both wheel round to the camera, peel off our masks, and reveal ourselves to be Batman and Robin.

Then there will be a lot of 'POW!' 'ZAP!' 'POOF' semiology, before we take off our masks and reveal ourselves to be The Village People in blackface.

Then we will film a gay hardcore porn film.

Then we will perform a Jackson 5 set as Fischerspooner.

Then we will do 'Springtime For Hitler And Germany' dressed as posters on ILX.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 15 June 2003 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

NOT IN OUR NAME!

Million ilXor March (Momus), Sunday, 15 June 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus, go back to what Suzy -- who I think has a good expat perspective on this -- said: chances are, you're less worried about blackface because -- like that Japanese artist, like Gareth, like a lot of people who aren't American -- you don't have America's collected baggage about it. Look, blackface has a terrifically insulting history in the U.S. You see up at the beginning of this thread, where a few people find something insulting in possibly-moneyed hipsters self-consciously dressing up like the working class? Multiply that times a hundred thousand: blackface in the U.S. was typically a form of comedy in which white people painted their faces and then enacted -- for the amusement of others -- the absolute crudest and most dehumanizing stereotypes of Africans. This is not a happy thing -- for most black Americans it's a reminder of having been not only subjugated but then insulted, mocked, and stripped of humanity. (And this is true even if the reality of blackface was more complicated than that: white Americans, particularly in the South, also had some affection for blacks filtered through these stereotypes, in the same pet-like way that Mickey Rooney's Asian caricature in Breakfast at Tiffany's depends on whatever kernel of indulgent affection for those "silly old Japanese.")

You're saying -- and Suzy's Japanese artist agrees -- that surely blackface can be used to address very real and worth-addressing issues about race and maybe authenticity. This is probably true. What I don't think you realize is how much, in using the tool of blackface to address those things, you wind up bringing in a whole lot of other baggage. This is why Americans are wary of it: because we don't want to see contemporary artists appropriate blackface for cheap or schticky uses that (perhaps through the artists' own ignorance) wind up making light of all that history. There are artists out there who are in a position to possibly -- with great care and seriousness -- say something valuable about blackface, and if they can be clear enough in what they're expressing there's a chance very few people would be offended by it. Fischerspooner are not those artists.

In other words, attention British person: blackface is bigger than you. Blackface is not something to be toyed or used lightly. It has a great deal of history and meaning, and if you're not prepared or able to confront that history and meaning, you're better off leaving it alone.

nabisco (nabisco), Sunday, 15 June 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Nabisco, Britain (and by extension Nick) is no stranger to blackface. Unfortunately, it doesn't just belong to Americans. There is an even longer history of blackface in Britain than there is in the US. The Black and White Minstrel Show ran from 1958-1978 on the BBC, which is about as mainstream as you can get. It was family light entertainment, another example of the misplaced affection you are referencing.

suzy (suzy), Sunday, 15 June 2003 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

We'll have to come up with another explanation for Momus, then, I guess. Although admittedly, there are plenty of Americans who have no concept of that history, either: I was at a Halloween party last year where a guy had come dressed as Magic Johnson, complete with Lakers uniform and blackface. This guy had no idea what he was stepping into, not a clue that anyone would find this insulting: in his mind, he was dressed up as a black person, and thus part of the costume needed to involve looking black.

Now if everyone had somehow forgotten the history of blackface, and people were able to dress up as other ethnicities in a spirit of complete equality that managed not to attach any racial preconceptions to the dress-up (good luck!), that would be one thing. But clearly people -- especially black people, duh -- remember what blackface means. All too well. My middle school, for instance, used to have an annual event where kids auctioned themselves off to one another as servants. My black science teacher there refused to teach classes on that day, because as recently as the early 80s the servants had painted themselves in blackface and gone around saying "yes massa, fo sho." There is no airy conceptual justification you can spin around this that can give that woman any reason not to feel insulted, dehumanized, and neglected by something like that.

(I'm more interested in the fact that a few black comedians have toyed with a whiteface reversal of all this. Momus, have you seen that old Eddie Murphy SNL sketch where he makes himself look white and suddenly people are giving him free things and approving his bank loans? Part of the humor is how he self-consciously tries to enact whiteness without being completely sure how to go about it.)

nabisco (nabisco), Sunday, 15 June 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

My point is that it would be naive to think that people here have no concept of the dodginess of blackface. I'd say they were hyper-aware!

suzy (suzy), Sunday, 15 June 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, most of the American blackface groups of the early 20th century drew even bigger crowds in Britain*, where the audiences didn't get the cheap references to pre- and post-abolition blacks. Which confuses things even more, actually. What would a UK audience find funny about it if there's no frame of reference?

*this is from Where Dead Voices Gather, Tosches' book

I was watching TRL from the MTV Beach House yesterday, and nearly half the crowd was wearing mesh caps. This was in Long Island. What happens when the urban-rural trend goes rural again? Will mesh caps then be out of the price range of genuinely poor/working class people???

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Sunday, 15 June 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Is Long Island rural?!?

That Girl (thatgirl), Sunday, 15 June 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Depends which part. My great-uncle was a farmer and he lived on the North Fork (and had a huuuuuge collection of mesh caps/trucker hats/whatever).

rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 15 June 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Haven't followed this thread at all, but just thought I'd report that a woman just ran onto the fairway in the middle of the U.S. Open and took her shirt off. She was wearing a trucker hat, and the shirt had a VOn Dutch logo on it. I just thought I'd report that bit of utter bizarreness, cuz I'm probably the only person on here actually watching golf right now.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Sunday, 15 June 2003 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the UK has been much looser on racial sensitivities than the US. I was brought up with those Black and White Minstrel Shows on BBC 1. It wasn't a good show, but it was there. I didn't think then, or even particularly now, that blackface is anything more than a weird TV convention, like the fact that weather forecasters never use the future tense of a verb. It doesn't seem like it should be more offensive than seeing a man dressed up as a woman. But of course I have to accept Nabisco's point about how it may be seen in the US. And now, even in the UK, blackface would be considered totally, um, beyond the pale.

'A Fischerspooner blackface show would be excellent' means not that blackface is an all-round kosher idea, but that FS being that transgressive and taking risks that big would be exciting, and might even restore them to relevance. Art is at its most triumphant when it's able to recontextualise the most emotive and context-bound signs, when it's able to make us suspend, not just our disbelief, but also our most cherished beliefs.

And that goes doubly for hats.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 16 June 2003 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Which is why I say, subject yourself to ZZ Top and see if it challenges your anti-Bushism

dave q, Monday, 16 June 2003 09:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, you want to check into modern US use of the blackface? Just go to a Southern frat house party!! yee-haw!

That Girl (thatgirl), Monday, 16 June 2003 09:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Weirdly enough, I was talking to one of the hippest people in Berlin yesterday, Tim Tetzner, who runs the Dense record shop and promotes a lot of excellent live shows, and he told me he's a huge fan of ZZ Top. Tim is not keen on Bush, and when I said 'But ZZ Top played at Bush's inauguration' he just kind of shrugged and said 'But listen to their early work, the drums and synths are really nice.'

Anyway, I want to write more about this question of 'passing', because I find it fascinating.

My default setting on people dressing up as other people is that I approve of it. There should be more of it. Why do I approve? Because it makes society more ludic. It's fun. It also moves society away from a certain view of 'tragic authenticity', a view you could state thus: 'I must look like (or sound like) this because it is my fixed role, my historical destiny.' Passing moves social groups away from the self-perpetuating tragedy of statements like: 'I must look like this because I remember 1690, and the Boyne'.

When I decide to 'pass as' or 'dress up as' (or 'change my accent to', for that matter) I am changing both my own identity and that of my target group. A poor Latino homosexual, when vogueing, helps us to see the aristocrat hidden in himself, but also to see the glamour-struck Latino homosexual hidden in the next wealthy haute couture dame we clap eyes on. As in Jean Genet's play 'The Balcony', set in a brothel where we aren't sure whether the characters are really judges, bishops and politicians or perverts dressed in the costumes for kicks, such 'passing' detaches the signifier of 'costume' from the signified of 'perceived inherent worth', and brings about an inflationary crisis in the world of appearances.

In fact, in a world where genetic legacies have less and less credibility, a black entertainer who calls himself 'Duke X' or 'King Y' can actually outstrip battered, impoverished and discredited nobles and royals in wealth, honorifics and social status. The nobles have no choice but to respond by going into 'showbiz' themselves, opening their castles to the public and turning their lives into entertainments.

Passing and levelling can be part of the same process, then, and it would be absurd to say that there are some forms of passing or simulation which are impermissible because people who have suffered a lot should always be identified, visually, by fixed signs of their suffering. 'You have suffered so you must always keep visually before us some fixed sign of your suffering, otherwise it has been wasted.' (This is I think part of the visual meaning of hasidism, the visual encoding of historic suffering. It's unusual in its stubborn refusal to move on, to forget. But there is a little of this attitude in our tendency to insist that a yuppy shouldn't try to look like a trucker because he hasn't suffered sufficiently to adopt that iconic image of blue collar rectitude.)

Nonetheless, it would be equally absurd to say that the visual signs of a particular group of people, especially those recently persecuted, can ever quite leave their histories behind. When Boy George wears recontextualised hasidic jewish clothes and sings 'Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?', he is not only a man becoming a synthetic woman, he is also a goyim becoming a synthetic jew, and the song's reference to 'hurting' carries a heightened emotional charge because of the gender and racial references.

So we're stuck in a hinterland between two positions I'd like to call 'carnival' and 'feudal'. In 'carnival' everything is costume, everything is ludic, and we feel dizzy with freedom. But because everyone is masked, we don't know who anybody is, and it gets confusing, surreal, exhausting. In 'feudal' you can tell instantly where someone fits by looking at them, and tell whether they and their ancestors have suffered or lorded it over others. Rank and costume are linked and the link is fixed. You click your heels immediately on recognising a superior. Obviously, being an entertainer, I favour the carnival. But I can't deny that when I wear hasidic forecurls or a Prussian epaulette jacket, even while subverting their original meanings I am necessarily buying into them, and buying into the pain, struggle and iniquity associated with them. I need fixed essences, even in my quest to unfix essences, just as I need reactionaries if I want to be a radical satirist and I need unspoiled exotic paradises if I'm to be a typical westernising tourist who eventually, successfully, spoils them by making them resemble the place I came from.

Does Boy George eventually make the hasidim look like extras in a Culture Club video? I suppose he does. Life's a pantomime. But remember the Boyne, 1690.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 16 June 2003 09:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Until somebody becomes inextricably associated with the identity of someone who 'plays with masks alot'. Which is still an improvement over having a completely genetically-determined path like maybe they did in Rwanda, if only because it doesn't fuck with social equilibrium so much

dave q, Monday, 16 June 2003 09:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus, as far as ZZ Top are concerned I could really give a shit that they played for Bush. I don't own any of their records but the previous fact certainly doesn't automatically put them on the dislike list. They are from La Grange TX and I knew of them *long* before I had ever heard of Dubya.

Secondly, why (and I think many have been asking this) does putting on a damn gimme hat = dressing up on as people? I think yr giving people too much credit when it comes to their foresight. Most people I know who go out wearing these hats (and trust me it's alot - although not as many as those I see wearing cowboy hats) really don't think about. They just reach for hat; put on head.

Life is really rather simple. You folx shouldn't make it so complicated.

That Girl (thatgirl), Monday, 16 June 2003 09:38 (twenty-two years ago)

'You folx shouldn't make it so complicated'

oh no i can see what's coming next...don't do it ppl...

dave q, Monday, 16 June 2003 09:49 (twenty-two years ago)

DDG, I think the thread was supposed to be talking about people who wear trucker hats when they (and those like them) are the only people in a hundred miles wearing them. You know, indie guys.

Also thanks Momus for hitting the issue, and making a lot of sense. Have you ever read Chesterton's "The Napoleon of Notting Hill"? About an English monarch, picked by lottery, who (re)introduces full heraldic garb for all boroughs.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 16 June 2003 09:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't know there were any indie guys in Dallas till earlier today when I went to lipstickandcigarettes.com. The first guy that came up under a "Dallas" search was wearing a "trucker" hat and geek glasses. Apparently all of those boys also like a local band called My Spacecoaster. Do you think if I went to see them they would all be wearing said hats?

(One member of Boys Named Sue was wearing such a hat tonight however I think he is really rather obvilious to all the controversy.)

keeping it real in the EDT,
S

That Girl (thatgirl), Monday, 16 June 2003 10:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Very funny Momus - Hasidism is far more ludic than any of the only-one-way-to-wear-a-mask drudgeries you list! But perhaps you haven't studied Hasidism much. You might! It's really interesting with a strong ecstatic tradition.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 16 June 2003 10:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, I don't think ZZ Top added synths until they'd been around for 12 or 13 years, but whatever.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 16 June 2003 10:39 (twenty-two years ago)

A few random thoughts:

1. 'Keeping it real' is the password to the carnival. You may notice that people who say they're 'keeping it real' usually have stylists.

2. Al Jolson in blackface in 1925 may be keeping a black entertainer out of a job, though he may also be a halfway house to an appreciation of black music by timid white people. FischerSpooner in 2003 in blackface (and I love how this show has become ersatz de facto!) are neither.

3. A Palestinian who dresses up as a trendy young Israeli by dying his hair peroxide, only to get access to a cafe and detonate a suicide bomb, is obviously not a positive symbol of 'passing'. And yet a symbol of passing (as 'passing on') he may well be, for doesn't all passing plant a bomb that wreaks havoc in both the passer and the passed for?

4. I'm disappointed people passed over my Adrian Piper sketch, with its pointed juxtaposition of her two assertions: a) I am commenting on my negroid features, and building my career on this commentary. b) Articles about me and my career may not comment on my negroid features. I have earned the right to be called (by you) whatever I like.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 16 June 2003 10:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Hasidim really don't give much impression of having much fun themselves. Go on, sell me that one, J0hn. How much more ludic (or ludicrous) would my life be if I converted to hasidism? A friend of a friend did it, and now he has to get someone to come round on the Sabbath to turn the lights on for him so he can read, because he's not allowed to.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 16 June 2003 10:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Something's been wreaking havok in Casey Spooner, by the look of those photos.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 16 June 2003 10:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, you want to check into modern US use of the blackface? Just go to a Southern frat house party!! yee-haw!

-- That Girl (dallasdeadgir...) (webmail), June 16th, 2003 6:23 AM. (thatgirl) (later) (link)

Seriously, so many frats have "ghetto" parties where people dress as "pimp and hoes". I've seen this even in the North.

Jon Williams (ex machina), Monday, 16 June 2003 11:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Hasidim really don't give much impression of having much fun themselves.

yes, well, the perils of looking only at the surfaces of things

You're adept enough with Google and a card catalogue! Chasidism was started as a sort of return to kabbalistic traditions - you can't get a lot more playful/creative than Kabala. But you're one of those "if there are restrictions involved, in can't be any fun" people, so that won't make much sense to you. More's the pity! One can't learn about it by just pasting on a fake beard though - as with so many things worth learning about, a degree of engagement, over the course of some time & often involving looking beyond one's own predispositions & prejudices, is the only thing that will do.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 16 June 2003 11:38 (twenty-two years ago)

NB "return" "kabala" "tradition" all very loaded words in any discussion of Jewish history and I stand amenable to correction by people who know more about this stuff than I do - I dabbled in college when I was studying Hebrew. You should see how intensely playful commentaries on the Torah are: the margins of the text dancing with, entangling themselves with, and eventually becoming the text! Unfortunately since the people undertaking this incredibly creative work wore clothes you don't like, you're unable to appreciate just how radical their approach to text was. Sucks for you!

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 16 June 2003 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

last two posts boiled down: "Your notion of 'fun' is incredibly restrictive, eh Momus?"

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 16 June 2003 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll meet you half way at Isaac Bashevis Singer, J0hn. I still like the idea of being able to switch on my own lights of a Saturday. Now, did you hear the one about what the Rebbeh of Poznan said to the Rebbeh of Cracow?

Momus (Momus), Monday, 16 June 2003 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Transgressive!

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 16 June 2003 12:15 (twenty-two years ago)

By the way, I have rented and enjoyed the documentary A Life Apart: Hasidism in America, which makes a nice case for the hasidim being a cross between vulcans and the ultimate indie purists:

'Hasidic Jews seem alien, and even hostile, to those outside their culture, which frequently includes other Jews. They dress differently, don't mingle between the sexes, speak Yiddish, and wear side curls, all in an attempt to rigorously follow the commandments of the Torah. They tend to keep to themselves, shunning television and the media so outside influences cannot corrupt their values and views.'

The film is narrated by Leonard Nimmoy.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 16 June 2003 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I like that when you cross the Williamsburg Bridge you only pass two types of people: indie guys in trucker hats, and the hasidim in their fur hats. How long before one of them caves in to the style of the other? The world is a great big melting pot, after all! So, which is it to be, hipsters in forelocks or hasidim in ironic trucker hats? I vote for the former.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 16 June 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

ultimate indie purists

Ha, yes, well, though I still think you're full of hot air with most of what you've been saying on this thread (and that the "racial/racist" business is truly shameful, and beneath you, which I say even though I know that doing so just strokes the exact center of your intellect that causes you to make the error in the first place), it'd be unsporting of me not to own that this harder-than-thou aspect of the Chasidim makes them more appealing to me than they might seem to others ;)

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 16 June 2003 12:27 (twenty-two years ago)

J0hn Darn1elle in 'a bit of a puritan at heart' non-shockah!

What not to say to a hasidim at a party: 'The world is a great big melting pot, after all!'

Oh, silly me, what would a hasidim be doing at a party?

Momus (Momus), Monday, 16 June 2003 12:30 (twenty-two years ago)

If you're actually in Williamsburg this Thursday, go to Galapagos (70 N. 6th) at 9.30 to see, amongst other burlesques, this guy:

VON VON VON: Hailing from Antwerp, this international playboy had a short
lived pop career during the 1980's with his radio hit "I'm from the 80's."
Now he's back with his message of love on "Showtime at the Apollo," "30
Seconds of Fame," and "Chinese Pop Star." www.vonvonvon.com

I assume he does a quick change from blackface to yellowface between 'Showtime at the Apollo' and 'Chinese Pop Star'. Clearly these people hate fun with a vengeance and are not, therefore, hasidim.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 16 June 2003 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus did you actuall watch that movie or just link to its Amazon description? The Chasidim are all about fun - it's just that it doesn't sound like fun to you because it doesn't work the same ol' everything-is-permitted tropes that are a source of endless fascination for you!

Endless!

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 16 June 2003 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

He didn't say he watched it, he just said he enjoyed it. Stop putting words in his mouth!

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 16 June 2003 13:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I've got one of those hats.

I bought it to shade my eyes on sunny days.

It cost £2.50 in a charity shop.

It is red with two big cartoon eyes and a smile on the brim.

I like it very much.

mei (mei), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Hasidim but I don't believe em.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

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Momus (Momus), Monday, 16 June 2003 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, I had to stop reading this thread halfway through just so I can put up some stereotype-crushes for certain people who've posted here before (but not the majority -- I'm sure most of you already understand this and I may just be beating a dead horse with some of these):

1.  Yes, I'm a Republican. I am also a minority female who would never be able to "pass for white", and who is by no stretch of the imagination even "upper middle class". I still clip coupons, prepare a monthly budget, hate to see food get thrown away, go to beauty colleges vs. salons, comparison shop, etc.

2.  I'm from Texas. We call these hats "baseball caps", purely for the reason that they're associated with playing baseball in a small setting, e.g. a company team. They're used for playing baseball over here for the same reasons they're used by truckers (and are known as "trucker hats") -- to keep the sun out of one's eyes and keep one's face from feeling like it's scorching hot. These are practical reasons not at all tied up in politics or fashion.

3.  I use baseball caps for a similar reason, for when I do yard work outside during the summer. It is the only way I can go outside for any length of time long enough to be able to do something such as mowing the lawn. My eyes are very sensitive to light, so if I don't have on a baseball cap and a pair of sunglasses even at 7 p.m., my eyes will tear up and I will be rendered, for all practical purposes, blind.

4.  I get these baseball caps/trucker hats from, of all people, my own father. He retired after a few decades of working in construction (as an electrician and carpenter), and in his working life he was given many baseball caps with various building supply company logos and whatnot emblazoned on the front. My family is very solidly "working class", and I can totally see why Ally still considers herself "poor" because I will never stop thinking of myself as "working class". If I do start to think of myself as something higher, I always have my many trucker, plumber, electrician, nurse's aide, and mechanic relatives to remind me of where I come from.

5.  This may be little more than an aside, but as an FYI, my parents are both long-time Democrats who are a little more liberal-minded than many of the other people in their generation (i.e. people in their late 50s to early 60s), thus pummeling to death the arguement that people who own "trucker hats" != Republicans, or even Republican-wannabes.

6.  And now away from the aside: Do you know what my two trucker relatives deliver? Food and drink. One of them works for a company that delivers several brands of soda to convenience stores, and the other works for a company that ships (funny word, that, when used in connotation with driving on dry land) meat from big warehouses to supermarkets. If you take these truckers out of the equation, you're left with convenience stores without soda and supermarkets without meat, and while you may not think that's a necessity, that you could just purchase something else from the convenience store or the supermarket, then you'd still be reaping the benefits of a trucking system that delivers goods to those of us who don't live off the land, because truckers deliver everything from shipments of imported truffles that the best French restaurant in the nation just has to have to the can of Spaghetti-O's little siblings Amy and Ben from Baltimore look forward to every Friday night for dinner. And that's not even mentioning the truckers who service office supply stores, pharmacies, department stores, furniture stores, or other stores that rely on truckers to get goods delivered to them.

7.  People who consider the middle part of the country (i.e. not the left or right coasts) merely "flyover country" annoy me more than a swarm of mosquitoes would. If you can't find anything interesting enough in that part of the country that would compel you to do more than just "fly over" it, you obviously don't have enough common sense to even do a Google search. I just did a quick one -- of Des Moines, Iowa (John Darnielle, is this where you live?). This smallish city in "flyover country" has both a yearly art festival and an opera company that has on its website that the upcoming operas for its "festival season" include Falstaff (in English) and Faust (in French). How about another "flyover country" city? How about Omaha, Nebraska? It's currently getting ready for a four-day long event called "Shakespeare on the Green", as well as a summer-long exhibit of 19th - 20th century French artists at the Joslyn Art Museum. These two places certainly seem interesting enough to at least warrant a two-day visit.

I realize this may not add anything to the discussion that's currently at hand, but I really, really felt like addressing these things before my head exploded.

Dee the Lurker (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 16 June 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Dee, you need to change your name. It doesn't really make sense anymore.

NA. (Nick A.), Monday, 16 June 2003 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm open to suggestions, then.

Really, I still lurk at five other forums online, and I've been lurking around some of those places for close to six years now. Does that still give me a reason to hold onto my old nickname?

*possibly grasping for straws*

... but really, I'm no good at making up online nicknames. Y'know, lack of experience, all that. </excuse> What would you suggest?

(this space left blank) (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 16 June 2003 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I suggest "Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

NA. (Nick A.), Monday, 16 June 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

D.

RickyT (RickyT), Monday, 16 June 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

That was interesting, Dee. Not entirely on topic, but not off it either.

I've actually driven through about 70% of US states, but was really no more than a 'lurker' there myself! Howdy, lurker!

Momus (Momus), Monday, 16 June 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

did you drive a truck?

i think people who wear aviator glasses wear them to show their support for f-14 pilots worldwide.

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 16 June 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Dee I'm about half an hour away from the sprawling metropolis of Des Moines - you know that I was defending my 'hood, not dissing it as "flyover," right? I do call my region "the flyover" sometimes so that people who think that there's only culture in cities will know where I'm talking about, but I'm a ruralist at heart - as soon as I can afford a proper out-in-the-country place, that's where I'll be.

Trucker hat by the way IS different from baseball cap. TH has a mesh back. Baseball caps have solid backs.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 16 June 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

ts: baseball caps with snap/velco closures vs. fitted caps

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 16 June 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'm open to suggestions, then"

'the indie guy' vs 'NOT the indie guy' as the wearing of hats has been established

dave q, Monday, 16 June 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Dee, if you're still lurking, can I ask what relationship you see between your Republicanism and your location there in Texas, if any?

And -- silly question, probably -- does Rudy Giuliani's love of dressing up in drag make you think better or worse of him?

Momus (Momus), Monday, 16 June 2003 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

That was interesting, Dee. Not entirely on topic, but not off it either.

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you fucking fuck.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 16 June 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Trucker hat by the way IS different from baseball cap. TH has a mesh back. Baseball caps have solid backs.

For what it's worth, John, they were referred to as "baseball caps" where I came from too, mesh back or no; in fact, finding one without a mesh back was pretty much impossible for most of my youth. That's why I'm finding this discussion so bizarre: everyone wore these things back in mid-70s and 80s Manitoba, no need to even bring class, politics, or what have you into the equation; it covered your head, full stop.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 16 June 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Dee, if you're still lurking, can I ask what relationship you see between your Republicanism and your location there in Texas, if any?

Momus would you PLEASE stop flaunting your ignorance with questions like these? Or can I ask what relationship there is between your unshakeable conviction that it's great to lump people together in big homogenous groups & your location there in Berlin, one-time hotbed of National Socialism?

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 16 June 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeh, "baseball cap" in some places just like "tennis shoe" instead of "sneaker" even if it's a shoe no one would ever play tennis in.

I wore one as a kid in Arizona and in Tennessee. I don't wear hats now except in winter when my ears get cold.

I like this thread as much as I find it tiresome. I find it tiresome because it's become largely Momus vs. the rest, and because I don't think anybody's necessarily right or completely wrong, but I'm tired of listening to Momus defend himself, and I'm tired of his apparently conscious ability to cast Americans as a whole into some comletely asinine stereotype that he defends by doing things like wondering aloud why the rest of us don't have things we viscerally hate.

Momus, I viscerally hate plenty, you cunt. I just don't feel so self-important about my visceral hates as you seem to about yours. This thread started an interesting discussion, and you turned it into "look at Momus the intellectual." I do appreciate many of the ideas you've brought to this thread, but I don't give two fucks if you talked to all of the "hippest people in Berlin" the other day or how many "girls" sent you naked pictures of themselves regardless of their race.

Politics of hats aside, I think you're behaving like an ass and a child.

martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 16 June 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

''That's why I'm finding this discussion so bizarre: everyone wore these things back in mid-70s and 80s Manitoba, no need to even bring class, politics, or what have you into the equation; it covered your head, full stop.''

sean you're too sane for this board! we are talking abt 'myth' here!

''Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you fucking fuck.''

andrew are you Graham?

''This thread started an interesting discussion, and you turned it into "look at Momus the intellectual."''

are you sure he's an 'intellectual'?


Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 16 June 2003 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

If this thread has not firmly established that Momus is too narrow-minded to be called an intellectual, then the either Evan Dando or the terrorists have won

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 16 June 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

well if you must put it like that john...

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 16 June 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

It's Evan Dando, certainly J0hn. And I've got no beef with Momus' being called an intellectual. He's just one of questionable intelligence.

martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 16 June 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://pub24.bravenet.com/forum/fetch.php?id=10062684&usernum=2000720397

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Monday, 16 June 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

The whole drag thing is the best thing Giuliani ever did.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 16 June 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, to be half-fair to Momus, I think a weird change in the discussion has gone on here -- namely, that it started out about urban and theoretically fashion-conscious people wearing mesh caps, not so much about just everyone wearing them across most of America throughout most of the 70s and 80s.

Although that's something Momus should still take into account: fully 80% of "indie" fashion trends since 1990 or so have involved dressing up pretty much exactly like a child might have been dressed in a small American town between 1976 and 1984. Back in second grade we were all so ahead-of-our-time indie: rust-colored corduroy flares? YMCA summer camp iron-on t-shirts? Western checked shirts with metal snaps? That was us! Oh ho and voila: now a lot of the cues are starting to come from 82-87 fashion!

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 16 June 2003 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

so Nabisco, are you saying the fundamental reason why the hats are popular is something as simple as nostalgia?...which was my initial conclusion before my mind got entangled in this thread.

oops (Oops), Monday, 16 June 2003 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think that's all of it, Oops, but it's probably a part. I won't do four paragraphs or anything but the things indie kids have worn for the past 10 years have that vibe; of course, "that vibe" is just as easily explained by indie kids shopping heavily at thrift stores for a period. Thrift = clothes from when you were a kid = yeah, I liked these back then?

By the way, I'm beginning to feel almost sorry for the trucker-hat fashion trend, just because of the USA Today article. Upthread Yanc3y's all like "damn, when it's a cheap Verbena promo item you know it's over," but let's face it -- something that's a cheap Verbena promo item is usually still way too hip for USA Today to know about, much less diss. USA Today should magically discover it a minimum of two years after it's a rock promo and then talk about how it's this cool new thing, that's what USA Today is for.

But that New York Times article, it's like it ratcheted up the pace of everything and tipped everyone off. So now everyone's so excited to be clued in that they're all "Trucker hats! I understand those are totally last week!" That Times article was like handing everyone a Fischer-Price "My First Being-Totally-Past-a-Fashion-Trend" kit. Poor mesh caps! As a fashion trend, they sort of got screwed.

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 16 June 2003 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I blame hstencil

James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 16 June 2003 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

It's about time somebody did.

Matt (Matt), Monday, 16 June 2003 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Ahem. I believe I posted that picture of him and Gareth doing the trucker hat thing 10,457 posts ago.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 16 June 2003 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

ah, those were happy days

Matt (Matt), Monday, 16 June 2003 23:49 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha nabisco, your last 2 paragraphs = my thoughts exactly.

poor little trucker hat ~trend.

felicity (felicity), Monday, 16 June 2003 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Hat'd be so empty without me!

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Now would be a good time to stage a palace coup of the Times Style Section anyway. Down with the Times! You have nothing to lose but your chains!

felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, that woman from Sub Pop or C/Z records or whatever it was already did that over a decade ago, when she fed them a bunch of made-up Seattle underground trends and they printed it. High-larious stuff.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 00:54 (twenty-two years ago)

One of my coworkers was one on the front page of the Style section. I hate her though, she's a relative of a partner so she gets to come to work in leather and fishnets, what the hell? If I did that, you bet there'd be trouble.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm ready for clown shoes and/or powdered wigs.

scott seward, Tuesday, 17 June 2003 00:57 (twenty-two years ago)

truckers are boring. why not the knights of the round table?

scott seward, Tuesday, 17 June 2003 00:58 (twenty-two years ago)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/images/dandy.jpg

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

YAYYYYYYY!!!! that's more like it. he was all over my walls when i was in the 8th grade. people don't have the guts i tell ya! they all want to look like my other 8th grade fave X! but at least Xene had flair.

scott seward, Tuesday, 17 June 2003 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

powdered wigs = that one band that sounds like AC/DC?

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

everybody always has to look grimey or tough in the states. unless you live in new york you rarely see colorful faboo fashions. mebbe people are still afraid that they will get beat up by real truckers. even the drug-dazzled rave kids always looked like phish fans.

scott seward, Tuesday, 17 June 2003 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

nah, mr.d cuz they are just silly. just something with a little more pizazz! you know. sheesh, look at those crazy kids in japan! they are nuts and amazing looking. you know, the ones that look like anime characters. it still looks like the friggin' grapes of wrath in this country.

scott seward, Tuesday, 17 June 2003 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok DA and RickyT, I asked an offline friend of mine (who happens to also be addicted to online forums) what I should do, and after a little brainstorming we came up with the below nickname, which is taken from the lyrics to my Alphaville song, "Fantastic Dream". What do you think?

I will respond to whatever needs responding on this thread ASAP. The only thing I can say at this moment is that I sense a struggle to understand Everything In This World in the mind of Momus, and because of that I will try to be understanding in return.

*wondering if she should change her e-mail address too*

Innocent Dreamer (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh great. That should be "my favorite Alphaville song".

*needs to get some sleep now*

Innocent Dreamer (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

B-but an 'innocent dreamer' who votes Republican? Well, actually, yes, why not?

(Smiley emoticon that looks like a wink and can have a trucker hat added to it with the 'y' key.)

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

how bout just Dee?

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)

KEEP ON TRUCKIN' -- only six more posts till we break the 800 ribbon!

y;-)

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

project . grunge
object . musical style, genre
action . hype, overhype

Great Grunge Hoax, The
The New York Times accompanied a November 15, 1992, "Styles of the Times" article on grunge with a sidebar titled "Lexicon of Grunge: Breaking the Code," which defined the hip new "grunge speak, coming soon to a high school or mall near you." The piece translated happening new terms for ripped jeans ("wack slacks"), an uncool person ("lame stain"), and hanging out ("swingin' on the flippity-flop"). The only problem was that the glossary turned out to be a prank. As first reported in The Baffler, the Great Grunge Hoax was perpetrated by Megan Jasper, a Sub Pop Records employee in Seattle who had similarly duped the British magazine Sky.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

c(;-)

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

"swingin' on the flippity-flop"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

You could be Forever Dee that way you would still be honoring the glory that was alphaville.

scott seward, Tuesday, 17 June 2003 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I like Innocent Dreamer. It sounds like it should be a Uriah Heep song, who are one of my favorite bands. It's like an amalgam of Innocent Victim, Wonderworld, and Return to Fantasy, all fine late period lps.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I am so pleased that Momus has finally devolved into comedy smiley emoticons.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

-d

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

;^O

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

y:O)

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

(< P A C M A N (< O

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>) >)

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

<3

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

fashion in endless stream of pointless bullshit non shocker goddammit i can't believe i just typed that

btw momus has certainly pissed me off in the past, but questioning his intelligence is a bit of a stretch. without naming names, the intense anti-momus contingent on this thread aren't coming off too good.

dee, i don't care much for the new moniker. may i suggest instead: Lil' Deezy ;-)

{|;-) ??? if that worked, it has the little button at the top!

ron (ron), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

It's clear that, at around 800 posts, and invaded by gormless emoticons, this once-radiant thread has reached a critical point. From now on, its fate is a scientific certainty.

Its hydrogen fuel will be depleted. With its internal energy source shut down, gravity will cause the thread's core to collapse. That collapse will generate enough heat to expand the thread's outer layers, turning it into a red giant that will expand beyond the Earth's orbit. The collapsed core will become a white dwarf, composed of degenerate matter supported by the inability of two electrons to occupy the same space. Then it will collapse and form a black hole. Then it will sing 'Swannee' tapping its cane and waving a straw hat above its head.

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

There were a couple of guys with a folding table set up on 6th Ave selling trucker hats this weekend. I didn't buy one, but I thought of this thread.

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Surely Momus the singer will be waving a trucker hat, not a straw one?

Dave M. (rotten03), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

http://sux2bme.com/images/usopen-streaker2.jpg

Aaron A., Tuesday, 17 June 2003 03:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Those are tennis hats.

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 04:02 (twenty-two years ago)

is anyone else outraged that goldenpalace.com have apparently monopolized streaking?

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 05:05 (twenty-two years ago)

1. 'Keeping it real' is the password to the carnival. You may notice that people who say they're 'keeping it real' usually have stylists.

I've been avoiding this thread today but come back to discover that MOMUS HAS FOUND ME OUT! Yes public school teachers are issued stylists as a matter of fact. I mean couldn't you tell??

That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 05:30 (twenty-two years ago)

judging from this thread and the doomie thread on ilm, brits really have no idea what the term 'keeping it real' means

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 05:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i always thought it was utterly meaningless

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 06:01 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe the hats are ppl's way of doing 'blackface' with republicans as the target of their bigotry

dave q, Tuesday, 17 June 2003 07:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Dee, if you're still lurking, can I ask what relationship you see between your Republicanism and your location there in Texas, if any?

why did texas change hands?

gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 08:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't understand this thread. I can't wear hats cos my head is too big.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 08:27 (twenty-two years ago)

That was a typo, I meant to write "I think Dee's reminiscences are pretty squarely related to what the topic has become: certainly more so that those relating to Casey Spooner (who might well consider being called an 'indie guy' legally actionable)", but my finger slipped.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 08:58 (twenty-two years ago)

but casey spooner is the epitome of indie!

gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 09:00 (twenty-two years ago)

That depends what your definition of the word 'is' is.

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 09:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm pro-Momus today because he got a total slag of a review this morning.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

i saw a mesh baseball hat in aoyama about 2 months ago that had the us treasury logo and i almost bought it for an unnamed ilx0r but i resisted due to the ¥4200 price tag.

http://www.ustreas.gov/images/ban-home.gif

i think momus is the godspeed! you black emporer of this thread:

FASHION:
aviator sunglasses = pilots = bombers of innocents
cargo pants = dockworker = ex-military
sperry topsiders = seamen = infantry
snorkel mask = navy seals
bomber jacket = duh...

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

paul frank = devolution = protohumanoid primordial tribal warfare

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow - what a thread. I can't believe I was off doing schoolwork instead of keeping-up with this stimulating discussion. So here's my contributions:

1. I think that Dubbaya is an idiot.
2. I own several "trucker hats" but most of the time I wear my pink straw hat with the big, fae silk roses on the brim.
3. I have slept with and/or dated and/or lived with more than my fair share of truck drivers - the vast majority of them have been fun, caring, reasonably intelligent people. And the majority tended toward the liberal side of things.
4. All of the adult men in my life, while growing-up, wore "trucker hats," disregarding the fact that they were general contractors and antiques dealers and, well, truck drivers.
5. I know someone who drove a big rig in one of those Smokey and the Bandit films.
6. I have a CB that I throw into my vehicle when taking cross-country trips - and my handle is GhostRider, in case you were wondering.
7. Um, so what exactly was/is the original point of this thread? That it's wrong for people who are viewed as being "indie" to wear this article of clothing?
8. And, well, who cares? Really?
9. Anyway, this is really hillarious reading, so please keep it up.
10. For Christmas last year someone gave me "50 Truck Driving Classics" - a Double CD issue. Can't get enough of that Red Sovine!

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

indie trucker hat porn! (decidedly not safe for work.) (also, not particularly erotic.)

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn! *throws out nude pictures of self in "trucker hat"*

That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

now now, don't be selfish

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn! *throws out nude pictures of self in "trucker hat"*

No no no! Don't do that - send them to me! I've decided to create a "nekkid people wearing trucker hats" image mural on one of my dungeon walls - please contribute to the cause - you shall forever be imortalized and your nekkid body drooled over by my little bondage victims.

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Laura, I didn't know you were a teacher!

That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Sam, I shall never confess. Never. Ever. Not without some most excellent bribes.

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"can I ask what relationship there is between your unshakeable conviction that it's great to lump people together in big homogenous groups & your location there in Berlin, one-time hotbed of National Socialism?"

More than you could ever possibly know, John.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Colin OTM. I think the problem is that there's no handy English term for Schubladendenken. As a result, you Brits lack mental antibodies against the German obsession with unity, and if you live here too long your ability to think of people as individuals withers away like the martians in their tripods.

Sommermute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

German is really good for having single word phrases that have no decent translation value. I remember one time Tracer Hand and I were discussing a term that would literally come out as meaning "world sickness" which we thought was fantastic.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Please note that the 'mute and I are also engaging in the same game.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I am noting, I don't know what my story has to do with it but I just felt like throwing it in and perhaps distracting this thread from Trucker Porn.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

You mean Weltschmerz? "World pain" is more like it.

Sommermute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes! We were saying it in the most dramatic voices possible too. This was the night we met a man we decided to call Royal Tenenbaum, and also put Mambo #5 on repeat in a bar jukebox and danced around like lunatics. It was pretty cool.

I mean, the thing we thought was best about it was the fact that the concept of "world pain" comes up enough for German conversation to require the existance of that word.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I apologize for leaving out "[patronizing nod to Ally; turns to face ILX massive]" at the beginning of my post.

And yes, there is MUCH world pain as well as joy at the sufferings of others in Deutschland.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Come on, Colin, don't forget Gemütlichkeit, Knuddeln and most of all the Flensburger Pilsener.

Sommermute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

And I'm afraid Weltschmerz is a rather dated word, Ally. We call it "depression" now just like everyone else.

Sommermute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

It shouldn't be dated though. It's the greatest word in history.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm probably mistaken but I thought the whole point of the German language was not to invent new words but to throw already pre-existing ones together to form one huge ass word?

lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

do hast großarschgespracht

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

d'oh!

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I think dave q is right.

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Now is the time on this thread where we DANCE!

http://cache.eonline.com/On/Revealed/Shows/Myers/Images/myers.01.jpg

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"Do you want to pet my monkey?"

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 19 June 2003 05:01 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't give a fuck about trucker hats. i just popped in to say that ally's dieter/german-obsession rocks!

Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 19 June 2003 06:22 (twenty-two years ago)

they came this close to making the movie!

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 June 2003 07:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Once again, Damon hates us all:

http://www.seattleweekly.com/graphics/features/0325/blur.jpg

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 22 June 2003 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

As someone who is just jumping into this thread now, I'm not sure if this will prove anybody's point or not. All I'm saying is that this is fucking hilarious.

http://hipsterdetritus.blogspot.com/elp1.jpg

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 22 June 2003 03:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Trucker hat + aviator shades = FEAR FEAR FEAR

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 22 June 2003 03:54 (twenty-two years ago)

AND the denim jacket! El-P reps snowboarders for real

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 22 June 2003 04:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Once again, Damon hates us all

Jeez, none of them are turning out well. But yes, Damon does look the spitting image of punchable smugfuckery in particular.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 22 June 2003 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Colin Farrell's in Blur?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Sunday, 22 June 2003 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex is looking totally hot again, I hear.

Arthur (Arthur), Sunday, 22 June 2003 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I was wearing my Goodyear hat yesterday and my friend Josh (he of Alf resemblance infamy) called me a "hipster fuck!"

hstencil, Sunday, 22 June 2003 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

i think momus is the godspeed! you black emporer of this thread:

This is the greatest line ever! Thank you gygax

Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 23 June 2003 06:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that really blur up there? Why did they ever get rid of Graham? Cokcfarmers.

I'm *so* sensitve to "trucker hats" these days (and yes we do call them 'baseball hats' all of 'em, mesh or not!). I'm constantly on the look out for 'em. Damn ILX and yr sticks way up yr asses.


and dammit i was going to say something semi-political realted to Momus upthread. But have forgotten.

It is 3:30 am and a cute boy has just said he's driving 40 minutes to see me right away. all political thoughts have been vanished from my brane. ugh.

i bet he's wearing a trucker hat too. . .

That Girl (thatgirl), Monday, 23 June 2003 07:23 (twenty-two years ago)

dammit i was going to say something semi-political realted to Momus upthread

Are you a realtor? I never get along well with realtors. Too pushy. Very political. Private property is their bottom line. The worst of all worlds is realtors in trucker hats. That's when they add blue collar aggro to their bourgeois property schtick.

But if you think people here in Tokyo have time to waste debating the niceties of hats, you're totally right.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 23 June 2003 08:47 (twenty-two years ago)

i saw someone in a trucker hat and a vest in camden last night. they didnt look very good though. i would have done it better. but i still dont own one:(

gareth (gareth), Monday, 23 June 2003 09:27 (twenty-two years ago)

although now i am beginning to wonder about theoretical trucker hats rather than actual trucker hats. perhaps, we are being too literal by suggesting that the trucker hat has to be a material thing? could it not be worn theoretically instead? although that way you would be keep the interpretation to yourself, and decontextualizing it as such, ie, it couldnt be subverted/misinterpreted by others, which might take some of the transgressive frisson away...

...also, i notice the almost universal disapproval that trucker hats meet with when i bring them up in converstion (which, as you can imagine, is nearly all the time), the more people sneer at them, the more i become convinced that there is something in them that must be uncovered, so i say NO to theoretical trucker hats, and yes to actuality!

gareth (gareth), Monday, 23 June 2003 09:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Gareth, I'm still looking for a hat for you, give me another week.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)

In a weird ILM/ILE/Real Life mindmeld I was interviewing Broken Social Scene last week and it just so happened that their singer was wearing a custom-made trucker hat with the phrase, "DEATH COCK" emblazoned across it. I tried to ask him about this several times, but all he would say was, "It's a character" and he would divulge no more, other than to point towards a fuse box and say, "That is me." It was really, really awful.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Monday, 23 June 2003 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

can you hook me up with him? He sounds like the type of guy I date.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

He's married. So yeah, sounds like yr type.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Monday, 23 June 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Jealous hata.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

So Yanc3y, did you interview the fuse box afterwards? Did it make a bit more sense? Did it have a better hat? Was it tense, nervous, 'on a short fuse' like Lou Reed? When you said the wrong thing, did it put your lights out?

Momus (Momus), Monday, 23 June 2003 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

< /seinfeld>

James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 23 June 2003 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

so, according to yesterday's new york times magazine article on pabst's blue ribbon beer, the trucker hat was dead as a trend as soon as ashton kutcher wore one on his show punkd. also, in this month's GQ they make fun of trucker hats AND have a fashion spread where models are photographed in a diner wearing plaid and trucker hats. they all look very sullen. they are everywhere even in their supposed death throes.

scott seward, Monday, 23 June 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Indie guys don't get fashion tips from the New York Times, they get them from the Momus website.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 23 June 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

40 year old indie guys maybe

James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 23 June 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Is nursing home attire fashionable now????

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Monday, 23 June 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't see how that's surprising, I mean nursing homes are pretty much the hotbed of Republicanism.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 23 June 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

the pabst's article was really funny cuz it was all about the pabst people trying hard to not make it look like they were noticing that hipsters were drinking their cheap old man beer cuz they didin't wanna scare the hipsters off. like they were deer on the back porch that you want to feed without them getting all skittish.it reminded me of some simpsons episode or other.

scott seward, Monday, 23 June 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

the emo kids used to do the old fogey thing pretty good. old man sweaters. that marian the librarian look for the gals.

scott seward, Monday, 23 June 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Old people are often tremendously cool. I mean 80+.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 23 June 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

it's true. cuz they forget that they loaned me money.

scott seward, Monday, 23 June 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

i have a few things to say, after engaging in "time theft" from my employer for what feels like hours reading this thread.

why are we even comparing the wearing of trucker hats w/blackface?

re: ppl who don't know why ppl don't get over wearing trucker hats when even *the new york times* says they're over: like imma read that the times says it's over so imma stop doing it? right. besides, if it's "over" then aren't i "cool" for doing my own thing? (this is too post-modern for words.)

ppl have pointed this out, but i need to reiterate that trucker hats are different from baseball hats. i don't care what you call them where yr from, if you don't differentiate, yr wrong. it is also ok to call trucker hats "mesh hats." you won't catch me in a baseball hat except maybe on a weekend morning trip to the drugstore in pajamas type thing.

i have a trucker hat. it says "pure detroit" on it, cos i like to rep where i'm from (i now live in chicago). i think i look sexy in it. btw, i'm a girl. femme, too.

if i lived in nyc i might feel differently about trucker caps. they seem more played there then here in chitown.

hearing about posh and becks wearing them as well as 1/2 the ppl at the freakin mtv beach house = me crying, but still gonna wear my hat cos i love it. :C

my $0.02. i usually just lurk.

praying mantis (praying mantis), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

80+ old people are the generation who grew up during the depression, and are the most loyal Democratic constituency there is (apart from African-Americans). My grandparents were from that generation, and frankly, their generation is way cooler than my parents. Think Frank & Dino instead of wannabe hippies.

Kerry (dymaxia), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Those were the last of the real liberals in the US, you know? The fucking baby boomers simply didn't suffer enough for my taste. There was a lounge revival, but do you ever see anyone copping baby boom fashion? No! Nobody copies them except for their equally dumb, spoiled children.

Kerry (dymaxia), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

wait until the trucker mullet comes back into style....you'll all be sorry.

Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

some shitty network is having a show next fall called "The Mullets."

hstencil, Tuesday, 24 June 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

http://adgraphics.theonion.com/onion_store/new_hats_120x600.gif

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 09:11 (twenty-two years ago)

why don't more merch tables at gigs sell trucker hats? i'd buy one..

Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 09:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, my exceedingly liberal champagne-socialist grandparents (and Hepburn/Tracy dopplelgangers) would, if alive, point out that feed cap = not suitable for cocktails at the Commodore Hotel, the Midwest's Jazz Age drinking den. Dahling.

No, seriously: they both came from small towns (Baudette, MN and Elmira NY) and went exceedingly urban to compensate. We're talking dressing for dinner, gloves and pearls, Dior, cashmere and camel hair, and fashion-buying trips where they'd camp out at the Gramercy Park hotel.

suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 09:44 (twenty-two years ago)

How dahringly, dashingly dahling, dahling!

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 11:38 (twenty-two years ago)

why are we even comparing the wearing of trucker hats w/blackface?

Because we think out of the box, buster! Because 'we were never being boring'! In fact, we even disdain being sane! Just think, any other board would have discussed trucker hats in the pedestrian manner of the New York Times. But we discussed them in the manner of Bill Hicks debating Italo Calvino. And you sat there at work and read all 900 posts! Of course you did! Then you lost your job and had to join the welfare line with a trucker hat pulled low over your eyes to stop people recognising you.

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I've exhumed the first example I can remeber of Homo Breakeronenineus: my dad. AAAARGH, he's the original middle-class slummer.

Actually my grandparents' high aestheticism, refined social circle and liberal political opinions combined with let-him-eat-with-the-nanny approach to child rearing probably resulted in their nevertheless spoilt brat of a son embracing Hank Williams, Jr, tractor pulls, feed caps, going 'on the road' to live on farms and look after horses, voting Shrub and generally apeing all good ole boy behaviour ever invented. He is also a charter member of the Fart Lighter's Club of America.

suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 12:15 (twenty-two years ago)

so i spent the last couple days with an old friend of mine who when i met him about 10 years ago, he was wearing trucker hat. he was hatless all weekend but i finally cornered him on it, as a research assignment. i asked him about the hats, he said they were plentiful in the area (central san jauquin valley, think american graffiti 30 years later) as a youth and he wore them "to keep the sun out of [his] eyes". he also mentioned something about the foam strip absorbed the sweat from his brow while he skateboarded (he was a professional in the early 90s).

i also asked him about the two recent music exports from the area in the last few years had been the toast of NYC/williamsburg over the past 12 months and he just smiled and said "good for them!"

gygax! (gygax!), Sunday, 6 July 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

The Nitemare continues.

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Thursday, 10 July 2003 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Excuse me, how did I *MISS* this photo:

http://www.seattleweekly.com/graphics/features/0325/blur.jpg

BWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!

(Alex's increasingly HSA-like beard is really starting to worry me.)

kate (kate), Thursday, 10 July 2003 11:51 (twenty-two years ago)

kate your life is like a chamber drama!

amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 10 July 2003 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm just doing my part here to push this baby over the 900-post mark

Vic (Vic), Thursday, 10 July 2003 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't wear my Goodyear hat for Anthony, I thought it would upset him.

hstencil, Friday, 11 July 2003 07:55 (twenty-two years ago)

nine months pass...
i dunno the question, a girls juss tryna find usm fit guys in sum beanie hats and i fell into this webby.. so i'd juss like to say hats rule men.. i think they look so hott in them whether they be caps or beanies but we dont do country cowboy shit.. or sum other tea cosy shit with the colours of the rainbow..

anyway thnx for listnin MWAH xx

stepho, Monday, 12 April 2004 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Momus' annoyance finally explained.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 12 April 2004 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...
http://may.pixelmurder.net/trucker.jpg

|||| (amateurist), Monday, 9 August 2004 06:35 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20215562,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines

apparently justin timberlake wore them first!

jaxon, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:32 (seventeen years ago)

Two dumb men fighting over a hat

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 31 July 2008 21:32 (seventeen years ago)

five months pass...

good thread

ice cr?m, Thursday, 15 January 2009 16:40 (sixteen years ago)

three years pass...

http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2011/04/i-am-truck-cap.jpg

that's not kewell (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 1 June 2012 23:46 (thirteen years ago)

SexyDiamond

promethethem (latebloomer), Friday, 1 June 2012 23:54 (thirteen years ago)

This thread is funny, I wear caps at work when I'm not wearing a hardhat. But think only indie guys call them trucker hats.

JacobSanders, Saturday, 2 June 2012 01:13 (thirteen years ago)

god, remember indie?

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Saturday, 2 June 2012 03:24 (thirteen years ago)

two years pass...

This thread is nearly twelve years old! What are the "trashy" / slumming it fashions of today - "indie" or otherwise?

NO CLOO (I M Losted), Friday, 20 February 2015 16:46 (ten years ago)

The current American "I look like I would know who Dinosaur Jr. are but in reality my favorite band is Imagine Dragons" trends include:
-darted flannels
-extremely clunky red wing boots
-holes where gauges used to be
-extremely tight denim jackets

Kings of Leon x Crypto-Crunkcore

Tomás Piñon (Ryan), Friday, 20 February 2015 16:55 (ten years ago)

urban lumberjack is pretty big

mh, Friday, 20 February 2015 16:58 (ten years ago)

ya, it's an awful time for those of us who actually always wore flannel/'lumberjack'-style clothes

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 20 February 2015 17:09 (ten years ago)

Wait, am I cool now? Is this why Sierra Trading Post's prices have gone up?

how's life, Friday, 20 February 2015 18:23 (ten years ago)

A few years back Pointer (coverall company in US, not UK sneaker company) had the most basic website I've ever seen, and all their clothing retailed for under 30 bucks. Now all their jackets are 200+ :(

Tomás Piñon (Ryan), Friday, 20 February 2015 18:33 (ten years ago)

I feel like what I call the "drycleaned outdoorsman" look has become so pervasive for so long that it's already left behind most of its traces of slumming it.

walid foster dulles (man alive), Friday, 20 February 2015 18:33 (ten years ago)

So the obv question is: what working class goods which were formerly inflated in the trucker hat regnum are now back to being affordably priced bc they're so over?

a date with density (Jon Lewis), Friday, 20 February 2015 18:37 (ten years ago)

you just need to know where to shop. buying the real deal workwear stuff has always been pretty affordable. carhartt and dickies wear are both pretty cheap. by contrast the specialty store's "our take on the classic heritage workshirt, updated for the modern age" will always cost you

marcos, Friday, 20 February 2015 18:45 (ten years ago)

yeah, pair of basic dickies pants costs about $25

contenderizer, Friday, 20 February 2015 18:48 (ten years ago)

can't remember the name but there is also a whole other clothing company very similar to carhartt and dickes but sells even cheaper than they do

marcos, Friday, 20 February 2015 18:51 (ten years ago)

red kap?

contenderizer, Friday, 20 February 2015 19:00 (ten years ago)

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7800000/Redcap-Faeiries-book-1978-magical-creatures-7829889-576-768.jpg

a date with density (Jon Lewis), Friday, 20 February 2015 19:06 (ten years ago)

today at the salvation army i offered a hipsterish young person the vintage pendleton field shirt that was too small for me and he didn't know what pendleton was. i didn't how to proceed from there because i had assumed he'd be primed for apeshit but it was a good and quality american garment of fine workmanship and i felt that there was an outside chance that it would find a way into his rotation because of intrinsic qualities and not hey look i'm in fleet foxes now.

slugbuggy, Saturday, 21 February 2015 05:13 (ten years ago)

pendleton is what happens to your balls when u get old, right?

describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 February 2015 06:41 (ten years ago)


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