THE ALL NEW ILE Crushes thread [Now with 50% more NOT SAFE FOR WORK]

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When last we met, Dee and Luna were about to lez up, and I was trying to get Laura's clothes off.

Carry on.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

NO NEW FUCKING THREAD THE OTHER THREAD IS A PIECE OF HISTORY GODDAMNIT.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Word.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh wow. It really is. I had never noticed that.

*sigh*

What's done is done.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

The other thread also takes 10 minutes to load up if you're not logged on with prefs enabled (like when I lurk from work) so this is somewhat welcome (not that ILX crushes play any role in my life whatsoever)

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I prefer Strawberry, but they never sell it anywhere. Had Grape so much it makes me ill now.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Did you ever think you should be working at work, Tom?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

oh right national security!!

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I told you yesterday, I'm pretty sure you leaving work early is what resulted in the destruction of the entire east coast's electrical system. MAYBE IF YOU WERE PAYING ATTENTION TO NATIONAL SECURITY, etc etc etc

Anyway I still want to have a tea party with 5 ilxors but none of them are going to have any sex with me, I just want to like do their hair cos they're all pretty and shit. And also boss them around and make them buy me tea.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok, but you should lead them to believe there will be sex. That makes the bossing go much more smoothly.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Dee and Luna? are you sure?

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha ha! *whipcrack sound*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I swear that's what was happening, right before I suddenly lost interest.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

(I honestly have no idea why for the whipcrack sound effect and giggling. I'm so easily entertained right now it's really disturbing.)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

God I am such a bitch.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

No, but you wish you were.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Dammit, Keenan, you know what this *means*!

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

*mwah*

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

the new thread is better than the old thread. up-to-the-minute action! active crushes!

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, my first sexual experience is already being planned and (a.) it happens to be with another woman and (b.) it's being planned by someone who is approximately 100 miles away. I am SO VERY lucky.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, I thought I didn't have a crush because I was thinking about this on the train into Glasgow and it turns out I do. Minna. There, I said it. Can I go now?

― David. (Cozen), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah Dee ILX is where you get the hookups dontcha know

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah Dee ILX is where you get the hookups dontcha know

ILX: The Internet's Answer to Love Connection (minus Chuck Woolery, of course)

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

SERIOUS ratio problems tho

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

depends how fussy y'all are!

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a crush on exactly one ILXor.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Me too! But mine is full of shame.

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

He's all yours. babe(s)! Have fun!

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Shame??

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you believe in love?
Do you believe in shame?
And if love can conquer all
then why do we only feel the pain?
I heard you speak my name
heard you singing The Stones
maybe heard you laughing in a line of static
on my telephone
So why your eyelids are closed,
inside a case of rust
And did you have to change
all your poets fire into frozen dust
I've tried to justify it to learn from your mistake
But where's the stupid lie that has to make it's point
with such a pointless waste
Come out
Do you believe in shame?
Do you believe in love?
And if they taste the same
would you love again or abandon both?
I don't think I ever can
belive my friend has gone
Keep saying it's alright I'm going to bring you back
but I know I'm wrong
There's nothing I can say
there's nothing left to do
It's just that lately I feel so damn lonely
when I think of you

And it may seem selfish now
but I'll hold on to the memory
Until all this fear is washed away
Do you believe in love?
Do you believe in life?
'Cos I believe a little part of you inside of me
will never die...

</fangirl>

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I told a friend of mine who I had a crush on and he was all "Is this a pity crush?"

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Now I need to know who this is.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'll never te-ell"

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, Carey being ashamed of her crush and a friend thinking it is all about pity => it could be me! Hurrah!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

No way. I figured it had to be Calum.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

poxy fuels it's so obviously GEIR

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I need to know more about Keenan now. Tell me.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

minna is a dickhead.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 16 August 2003 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Why you gotta be so rude all the time?

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 16 August 2003 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm starting my own business: rent-a-crush. sadly, i'm my own first client.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

(wow, that sounded like a god-awful opening line by a sad-ass stand-up comedian.)

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

(I am watching this thread now carefully to find out what you all tell Orbit about me. Orbit: don't listen to Millar.)

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

MINNA KNOWS SHE'S A DICKHEAD.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Regardless of this, it's still quite rude you know.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:13 (twenty-two years ago)

kenan, thank you for starting this thread. the other one had done its dash.

― The Lady Ms Dogshit (lucylurex), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:13 (twenty-two years ago)

ok, i want to drink. someone call me.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

enough is enough.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:15 (twenty-two years ago)

YOU'RE A DICKHEAD.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I know I'm not.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Whatever, I don't actually care.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:17 (twenty-two years ago)

hey--no one's telling me anything abt Keenan!

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe it's because you're still misspeeling my name.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Kenan.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha. Misspelling, rather. I guess I'm not the guy to call people out on their spelling.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:20 (twenty-two years ago)

or maybe I was making a *pun* eh?

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Come to poppa.

http://www.ivu.org/hkvegan/otherpic/keenan.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

He's intelligent, witty and very cute, lives in Texas, though is relocating to Chicago soon, has cats and a pretty girlfriend, stays up late and drinks Lone Star and has a certai way about him that I can't quite put my finger on, but it ends up making (you) feel good about the world at large.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

That work?

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Works for me. :)

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, but I meant Orbit!

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)

works fine. sounds like yr girlfriend is a lucky gal!

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

No, I'm a lucky guy. She's a lot cooler than me.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

She has cooler lingerie, for one thing.

― Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 16 August 2003 04:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, man. Don't get me started.

And she has a much cooler website. And she's well-read in a way that even most academics are not. Oh, I really could go on and on about her.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 16 August 2003 04:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Everybody now: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

</incurable [or insufferable] romantic>

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 16 August 2003 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I nearly started a thread for people to go on and on about how great their significant others are and decided that it would just be a bad idea for any number of reasons.

― Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 16 August 2003 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah it's ok ally, i am a dickhead. i have a feeling that if i posted on ilx a whole lot more i would have a whole lot less admirers (like cozen wtf are you thinking! don't get me wrong, it's cool with me if you want to go on with it. but i am a dickhead!) rjg knows! however rjg is a fuckface.

― minna (minna), Saturday, 16 August 2003 05:06 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah chris, you fucker.

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 16 August 2003 05:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I am in love with someone IRL. But IlXor crushes are so much fun. Ya'll know I'm a horny chick with (up until now that school has stared) a whole lot of time on her hands so just about this whole board gets me randy. . .

But quite obviously I think I crush on a long list of IlXors: Kenan, Di, Luna, Zoe, Ally, Joel, Martin S., Bryan, Sean, Chaki uh . . .who did I leave out? Anyone I AIM. . .

Dee, I want to get you drunk and corrupt you which should scare you more considering how real a possiblity that is given our proximitiy . . .

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 16 August 2003 05:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I made the top of the list! And a long list, at that! I AM THE AWESOMEST!

http://rescomp.stanford.edu/dorms/stern/twain/images/strongbad.jpg

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 16 August 2003 05:30 (twenty-two years ago)

ha! school has stared

― gaz (gaz), Saturday, 16 August 2003 05:32 (twenty-two years ago)

is this where I go on about myself in italics, per last time?

― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 16 August 2003 05:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm ahead of Sean for once!!! Sam, I think you're the first person to openly (and without irony, I hope) admit to crushing on me here. I kiss you!

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 16 August 2003 05:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah dear. . .strongbad. Kenan I"ve met you in real life so this obv counts for something, no?

school stares at my subconsicous. . .always.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 16 August 2003 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)

*bwoooooop*

― Leee (Leee), Saturday, 16 August 2003 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)

(that is if you meant me and not that other Bryan who's mostly on ILM)

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 16 August 2003 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I meant you. But the problem with posting a long list is I'm sure I've left someone off. :(

Rest assured, if you were left off, that my horny self has thought of you at least once. ;)

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 16 August 2003 05:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Kenan I"ve met you in real life so this obv counts for something, no?

'Cept I got embarrassingly drunk while you remained unchacteristically sober. I'm still mad at you for that. You let me make an ass of myself all alone.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 16 August 2003 05:36 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/experiences/images/wilted_rose.gif

http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/experiences/images/rose.gif

― minna (minna), Saturday, 16 August 2003 05:45 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/experiences/images/bat.gif

― minna (minna), Saturday, 16 August 2003 05:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Kenan, i've been a drunken ass so many times it's not funny. i was driving friends home and leading others to hotels so had to keep a level head. next time i'll get sloppy and you can snicker at me, kay?

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 16 August 2003 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh wait, you said "uncharateristically" :(

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 16 August 2003 06:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I wanted a new drinking buddy, damnit! My girlfriend, god bless her, is allergic to beer.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 16 August 2003 06:13 (twenty-two years ago)

i fear my aversion to instant messaging will forever scupper my chances of being crushed upon. oh well.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 16 August 2003 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

b-but... why the aversion?

Do you have an AIM screen name?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 16 August 2003 06:16 (twenty-two years ago)

no, i don't have AIM. i don't do the chat thing, it's a bit too forcibly time consuming and having to respond in real-time is a pain

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 16 August 2003 06:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, come on. Sam and Dee and Laura are here! Go get a screen name!

http://www.aim.com/

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 16 August 2003 06:21 (twenty-two years ago)

ESOJ - how about email? One can email conversations back and forth - it's an interesting challenge.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 16 August 2003 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

email is always good

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 16 August 2003 06:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I crave me some ESoJ.

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 16 August 2003 06:28 (twenty-two years ago)

''i have a feeling that if i posted on ilx a whole lot more i would have a whole lot less admirers''

well I think there's something to that: the less you post, the less crap you actually say. That could increase crushing the chances of you being crushed on. That can only be an incentive for ppl who want to post less (at least that's the thing I'd tell myself if i want to start posting less someday).

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 16 August 2003 07:38 (twenty-two years ago)

But you're not beautiful like Minna, Julio?

― David. (Cozen), Saturday, 16 August 2003 08:26 (twenty-two years ago)

(Sung "Am Iiiiiii stiiiiiiiiiillllllll druuuuu-uuuuuunk?")

― David. (Cozen), Saturday, 16 August 2003 08:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Define 'crush' please, someone.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 16 August 2003 08:37 (twenty-two years ago)

see petrajane's crushology thread for definitions.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 16 August 2003 08:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a crush on dirt mcgirt.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 16 August 2003 09:03 (twenty-two years ago)

i have a crush on pinkpanther. this is an alternative universe, right? i can say that?

and kenan too, natch.

― gaz (gaz), Saturday, 16 August 2003 09:19 (twenty-two years ago)

''But you're not beautiful like Minna, Julio?''

you're drunk cozen, stop creeping minna out ;)

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 16 August 2003 11:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm creeping myself out.

― David. (Cozen), Saturday, 16 August 2003 11:31 (twenty-two years ago)

verily the key
is to say you have a crush
then you'll get crushed ON

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 16 August 2003 11:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I am so flattered to make Sam's list!

I'll spare you all my current list, as I don't think anyone has dropped off it and there have been additions. It would go on too long.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 16 August 2003 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

"well I think there's something to that: the less you post, the less crap you actually say. That could increase crushing the chances of you being crushed on."

Well I post on ILX hardly ever, and I have no secret admirers. There's an exception to every rule.

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 16 August 2003 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG Keenan I have such a crush on you too, ever since Living Colour and I'm Gonna Git You Sucka. Also your fine work in...um...wow, I'm blushing too much to actually remember! I just know you're finer than your sellout brothers, and I love your big bald head!

― A Big Fan (Haikunym), Saturday, 16 August 2003 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Some things just cannot
be expressed in seventeen
syllables, I guess.

― Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 16 August 2003 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't think you're the only exception, andrew.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Saturday, 16 August 2003 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

andrew and julia: post a pic of yr nifty backs ;)

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 16 August 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Good grief, Andrew and Julia are both crushes of mine! I can hardly be alone in that!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 16 August 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Good grief, Andrew and Julia are both crushes of mine! I can hardly be alone in that!

Everybody now: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

p.s.: Revelations galore! Open book season! I'm so happy!

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 16 August 2003 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Well I post on ILX hardly ever, and I have no secret admirers. There's an exception to every rule.

Um, isn't the point of having a 'secret crush' the 'secret' part? I mean, I've a few crushes going on here but I'll not reveal who they might involve just because it's a really nice little secret to have.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 16 August 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I'm keeping my main ILX crush secret, so nya. *thbpthbpthbp*

― nickalicious likes somebody, it should be obvious who (nickalicious), Saturday, 16 August 2003 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick, when I woke up this morning I was having a dream about you 'cept I can't remember what it was now!

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 16 August 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

i have no crushes on anyone here or in real life, except for maybe jennifer jason leigh...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Saturday, 16 August 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know if Sam still has a crush on me after I made fun of her Texas addiction last night. But I spent the afternoon on a friend's ranch today, and played with horses and puppies, and admired her view of rolling hills and Onion Creek, and sat under the oak trees, and then went inside and read her coffee table book about the history of Texas, adn remembered suddenly that living in a city is not the end-all be-all of existence. And so this is to say, I'm sorry I was picking on you, Sam. I understand. Texas is great.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 17 August 2003 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

i dunno -- texas is full of texans.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 17 August 2003 00:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Right! Like Molly Ivins and Jim Hightower!

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 17 August 2003 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

sign spotted in austin: "The only good thing that comes out of Dallas is the highway."

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 17 August 2003 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm surprised everyone here doesn't want to ball me, but I guess that's because you don't know how sexy I am.

― Scaredy cat (Natola), Sunday, 17 August 2003 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

leee, *bwoooooop*?

I, of course, am no fuckface.

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 17 August 2003 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm not going to talk about my crush, but i love ilx. i just wanted to say that, really.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 17 August 2003 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder if anyone has a crush on me?

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Sunday, 17 August 2003 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

rjg, ilx in joke part googolplex.

― Leee (Leee), Sunday, 17 August 2003 00:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Minna, I will make an honest woman of you yet.

― Leee (Leee), Sunday, 17 August 2003 00:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, I continue in my iconic crushes on Di, Kate and Suzy.

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 17 August 2003 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I kind of have those crushes, people I would like to be a bit more like.

― Larcole (Nicole), Sunday, 17 August 2003 01:06 (twenty-two years ago)

leee, that's really cool.

plus you are all crazy except one or two of you.

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 17 August 2003 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Kenan, yr adversary nature in and of itself makes you crushworthy. Here's one of my favorite Austinite jokes about the metroplex: They're combining Dallas and Fort Worth and making one big city. Know what they're going to call it? Worthless.

haha

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 17 August 2003 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

i dunno -- texas is full of texans.

*playfully thwaps Kingfish*

p.s.: I Love Austin. We centrally located folks have to stick together.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 17 August 2003 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I will be happy once I move back to Austin. I loved living in that city. I miss Bob Marley fest and Eeyore's birthday, along with so many other things...

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Sunday, 17 August 2003 04:07 (twenty-two years ago)

we'll see about that leee!!

i wish someone wd make an honest woman out of rjg

― minna (minna), Sunday, 17 August 2003 06:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Well I post on ILX hardly ever, and I have no secret admirers.

WRONG.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 17 August 2003 06:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I could be crazy.

― David. (Cozen), Sunday, 17 August 2003 07:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I could be lazy.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 17 August 2003 07:59 (twenty-two years ago)

My clever ploy has worked, and I now realise that I have admirers. Score 1 me!

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 17 August 2003 09:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Andrew, you are one of the 5 people I'd invite to my house for platonic mad libs and tea. I'm not making it up! I woulda said it on the old crush thread except when I brought up the concept of this tea party I got the piss taken out of me hardcore by everyone in the universe. Twee party, fuck you all.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 17 August 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

how many folks would you have for the "naughty naughty tea party"?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 17 August 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

You're going to piss her off again. There is nothing naughty about Ally's dream tea party.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 17 August 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

casts a new light on the 'mad hatter', though

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 17 August 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

will there be a singing mouse? oh please oh please?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 17 August 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

i am terrified of most of you

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 17 August 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://home.clara.net/digger/sixties/kinks.jpg
Granny’s always ravin’ and rantin’
And she’s always puffin’ and pantin’,
And she’s always screaming and shouting,
And she’s always brewing up tea.

Grandpappy’s never late for his dinner,
Cos he loves his leg of beef
And he washes it down with a brandy,
And a fresh made cup of tea.

Chorus:
Have a cuppa tea, have a cuppa tea,
Have a cuppa tea, have a cuppa tea,
Halleluja, halleluja, halleluja, rosie lea
Halleluja, halleluja, halleluja rosie lea.

If you feel a bit under the weather,
If you feel a little bit peeved,
Take granny’s stand-by potion
For any old cough or wheeze.
It’s a cure for hepatitis it’s a cure for chronic insomnia,
It’s a cure for tonsilitis and for water on the knee.

Chorus

Tea in the morning, tea in the evening, tea at supper
Time,
You get tea when it’s raining, tea when it’s snowing.
Tea when the weather’s fine,
You get tea as a mid-day stimulant
You get tea with your afternoon tea
For any old ailment or disease
For christ sake have a cuppa tea.

Chorus,

Whatever the situation whatever the race or creed,
Tea knows no segregation, no class nor pedigree
It knows no motivations, no sect or organisation,
It knows no one religion,
Nor political belief.

Chorus.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 17 August 2003 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

There's only one ILXor invited to the naughty tea party, sorry.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 17 August 2003 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

is it me?

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Monday, 18 August 2003 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)

boo.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 18 August 2003 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)

How naughty could it be, just with two people? The more the merrier.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 18 August 2003 00:31 (twenty-two years ago)

and, hopefully a naughty tea party is different than a nude tea party. with a nude party, you might spill hot tea on the wrong thing, and there'd be no end of the comedy if someone sat on a sugar cube.

plus, how many jokes about "cream" could you make before wanting to strangle or cockslap the other person in the face, really?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 18 August 2003 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Wrong branch of the military, Blount. I'm sorry. You're definitely in for the twee party though.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 August 2003 00:48 (twenty-two years ago)

eight months pass...

lauren omg :(

― 24 hours with the King of Snake. (SNAKE!) (ex machina), Sunday, 16 May 2004 07:22 (twenty-one years ago)

doh

― 24 hours with the King of Snake. (SNAKE!) (ex machina), Sunday, 16 May 2004 08:13 (twenty-one years ago)

is this America discovering rave?

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 16 May 2004 08:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"discovering"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 16 May 2004 11:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Haven't you ever made a sandwich and lost it around the house somewhere?

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 16 May 2004 11:13 (twenty-one years ago)

touche

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 16 May 2004 11:14 (twenty-one years ago)

amercans be discoveravin'

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 16 May 2004 11:14 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

ROAR.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. Exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Thursday, 9 June 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

i totally have a crush on an ilxor!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Thursday, 9 June 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)

Me too!

― Ian Riese-Moraine. Exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Thursday, 9 June 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)

I have a crush on AaronHz!

― America's #1 Shaded Biblical Mini-Golf (deangulberry), Thursday, 9 June 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

I'm sure my crush knows it. I tend to be obvious.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. Exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Thursday, 9 June 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

Who wants to have a crush on me!?

― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 9 June 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)

DAEREST RECORD STORE GURL

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 9 June 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

God that thread ended wierd.

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Thursday, 9 June 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

that thread ended with me having a girlfriend.
(less weird: jon got drunk and posted pics of duds pissing on a good portion of noise board threads.)

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 9 June 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

duds is right...

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Thursday, 9 June 2005 23:22 (twenty years ago)

i totally have a crush on an ilxor!

-- Homosexual II (mandeewrigh...), June 9th, 2005 7:28 PM.

*blushes, looks at ground and kicks some dirt*

― Amon (eman), Friday, 10 June 2005 03:26 (twenty years ago)

I have a crush on an ilxor, but I don't think it's sexual.

― You fondle my trigger then you blame my gun / Kate (papa november), Friday, 10 June 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

No one will ever have a crush on me *sob*

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 10 June 2005 03:32 (twenty years ago)

That's the second time you said it, Boots - who is it?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 10 June 2005 03:57 (twenty years ago)

I wonder if Jon is still dribbling on me.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 10 June 2005 05:40 (twenty years ago)

C'mon Mandee and Eastern Mantra, we want names!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 10 June 2005 05:48 (twenty years ago)

only one way to find out
xpost

― oops (Oops), Friday, 10 June 2005 05:49 (twenty years ago)

OH MY GOD. THE MEMORIES DREDGED UP FROM THE FIRST PART OF THIS THREAD.

p.s.: How weird (or interesting) is it that Kenan is now approximately 1,000 miles away and Sam is now the one who's only about 100 miles from me? That's just -- wow. Intriguing.

BTW, luna and me? Never lezzed up. Which is a good thing, now that I've "seen" (as much as one can see on a thread series) how luna and Je4nne act together, THEY are the ones who need to, as the young kids today put it, "lez up".

― The Kind and Benevolent Oracle of Dee (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 10 June 2005 06:15 (twenty years ago)

But you were seriously planning to? How did I miss this?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 10 June 2005 06:24 (twenty years ago)

No, you big silly! That was just a joke! Maybe I should've just said that instead. Anyway. Joke long ago dead and buried. It is an ex-joke. Um, I seriously do not know what I'm saying right now, I'm that tired. Me go bed nooooooooow. (Alone, that is. To SLEEP. Ich, the clarifications needed here....)

( :) )

― The Kind and Benevolent Oracle of Dee (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 10 June 2005 06:32 (twenty years ago)

Oh dear, I'm sorry, I wasn't being serious either. Good night, hon.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 10 June 2005 07:25 (twenty years ago)

My crush(es) remain as they were.

― The Square Root Of Negative Two (kate), Friday, 10 June 2005 11:12 (twenty years ago)

One day someone will have a crush on me. Meanwhile, I think I'm crushless, except for EVERY DAMN FEMALE I SEE.

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Friday, 10 June 2005 11:45 (twenty years ago)

would anyone mind if i had a crush on them?

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 10 June 2005 11:50 (twenty years ago)

I'd bloody well mind DON'T TRY IT

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 10 June 2005 11:54 (twenty years ago)

I wonder if Jon is still dribbling on me.
-- Trayce (spamspanke...), June 10th, 2005 6:40 AM. (trayce) (later)

CoT?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 10 June 2005 11:59 (twenty years ago)

well, i probably shouldn't have said anything as it's not really an honest to god crush, yanno, just admiration from afar

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 10 June 2005 12:12 (twenty years ago)

Isn't that what most ILE crushes are about?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 10 June 2005 12:13 (twenty years ago)

DoT surely?

I mean uhh..

shit.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 10 June 2005 12:17 (twenty years ago)

I am resigned that my ILX crush will be forever unrequited and unreturned.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 10 June 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)

C'mon Mandee and Eastern Mantra, we want names!
Mandee and I have sworn each other to secrecy about it and we're not telling any of you! Nah-nah-nah-nah NYAH NYAH! [/childishness]

― Ian Riese-Moraine. Exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Friday, 10 June 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

Tell us or we'll just start making shit up.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

BRING IT ON.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. Exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Friday, 10 June 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

Ie, OHMIGOD DID YOU HEAR IAN RIESE-MORAINE HAS A HUUUUUUUUGE CRUSH ON GARU G? HE TOTALLY WANTS TO MAKE OUT WITH, UH, HIM (I GUESS).

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

HE TOTALLY WANTS TO POO IN HIS GRAN'S HOLE.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

GARU AND IAN, SITTIN' IN A TREE, P-O-O-O-I-N-G.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

There is the most scrumptious looking girl here whom I rarely see ('cause I'm not usually on this floor) who is looking all summery today and she has initiated the most violent case of satyromania in me through some very mild flirting. Aaargh!

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

My crushes remain the same.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

"satyromania"!!

― strng hlkngtn, Friday, 10 June 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

Hi dere!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

My crush is hardly new.

― Je4nne ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

spill it, luna

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

sundaysundaysunday

― oops (Oops), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

IAN'S GAY PORN ADVENTURE

and my crush is on MANDEE

― JW (allocryptic), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

http://www.uwm.edu/Course/mythology/0100/106.jpg

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

no it's not, you lie

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

jocely, I am imagining your satyr, there, doing 'stand-up', so to speak, and saying, 'Give him a hand, folks. Seriously."

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~jg27paw4/yr09/yr09_29b.gif

― JW (allocryptic), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

I know! I was trying to find the vases where the satyrs are breakdancing while balancing plates and women on their phalluses but no such luck.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

I have a couple

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)

jocelyn,

http://employees.oxy.edu/tobin/wsgs254/images/beardsley.jpg

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

My credibility (if I have any) remains intact.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. Exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Friday, 10 June 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

i had a dream last night that trayce and jon w were a couple! (f'realz!) IS IT FATE?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

better trayce than the dream i had about jw the other night.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

mookieproof, can you help me pick these braneshards scattered everywhere? It is kind of your fault for setting off the explosion.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

GOTH ROFFLE

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

trayce and JW would make a cute couple

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

ROFLIB

(laughing in black)

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

cute and pale!

(xp)

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

trayce and anyone would make a cute couple! trayce and lyle lovett. trayce and the elephant man. still cute.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

gothlle obv.

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

or GOFFLE

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

who knows

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

hstencil and Gear!

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)

RUBBLE

― Amon (eman), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

RUBBEL

Rancid Underwear Black Boots Eye Liner

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

PENELOPE

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

also, rxymzk & rosemary & gemily and I once made a crush mix cd of doom for JBR so I suppose her as well

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

hee hee, Gear, you're on my crush list!

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

Mandee has a crush on Bill Gates.

OMG does this mean Bill Gates is on ILX?

― Jacqui Pickles (Jacqui Pickles), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

it's because you like noize, RG!

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

I'm here to take Mandee on my desk at company headquarters.

― Bill "Crunk Bitch" Gates (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 10 June 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

Woah.

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Friday, 10 June 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)

OMGWTF, I go to sleep for 8 hours and everyone's bigging me up as a cutie? Argh how embarrasing.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 11 June 2005 02:10 (twenty years ago)

also, rxymzk & rosemary & gemily and I once made a crush mix cd of doom for JBR so I suppose her as well

:-) :-) :-)

― metal assembly (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 11 June 2005 02:25 (twenty years ago)

I crush on no one. I don't understand crushes. Kenan, will you teach me?

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 11 June 2005 02:37 (twenty years ago)

Hi Penelope!

(uh, tell me about yourself)

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 11 June 2005 02:38 (twenty years ago)

Argh how embarrasing.

poor cutie!

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 11 June 2005 02:47 (twenty years ago)

You dreamt I was dating Jon! I dont know what to think now, you broke my brain ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 11 June 2005 02:57 (twenty years ago)

(I mean not in a bad way... err... I mean... um.. ok I'll stop eating my own foot now shall I?)

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 11 June 2005 02:59 (twenty years ago)

hey JBR, where's my cd? : D

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Saturday, 11 June 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

I had a dream last night that I punched this girl I used to sleep with in the face to steal her raver heart shaped sunglasses and escaped on skis.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

― Cool Hand Luuke (ex machina), Saturday, 11 June 2005 03:39 (twenty years ago)

Once you steal her heart, IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM THERE.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 11 June 2005 04:00 (twenty years ago)

You were left holding yer pole(s)?

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 11 June 2005 04:03 (twenty years ago)

I had a dream last night that I punched this girl I used to sleep with in the face to steal her raver heart shaped sunglasses and escaped on skis.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

YOO R JAEMS BONDE.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 11 June 2005 04:22 (twenty years ago)

JAMEZ BONG

― Cool Hand Luuke (ex machina), Saturday, 11 June 2005 04:43 (twenty years ago)

bryan from winnipeg, it breaks my heart that he likes girls, and i really miss his emails and aims--hes smart, funny, sexy, and also he makes me want to take care of him--i hope some days that he would switch teams, and we could fall in love.

― anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 11 June 2005 04:55 (twenty years ago)

I totally want to see a James Bong film now! He could go on adventures to save the world, only he gets to the hotel, smokes a bowl and goes "eh, whatever, where's the chicks?".

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 11 June 2005 05:30 (twenty years ago)

i have a crush on two guys who play in local rock bands. i feel like a sleaze because one of them played a show with us tonight, the other is playing next week.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Saturday, 11 June 2005 05:33 (twenty years ago)

hey JBR, where's my cd? : D

i put it up on yousendit back when that thread was going! i can reupload it, or i can send you a real cd if you want, but i'm warning you i'm terrible about getting stuff out to the post office in any kind of timely fashion.

― metal assembly (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 11 June 2005 05:37 (twenty years ago)

oh damn, I never saw it. but then again I haven't a clue how to deal with yousendit...I reckon I could just DL it to itunes, eh?

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Saturday, 11 June 2005 05:40 (twenty years ago)

i'm sure that ysi link expired long ago. i'll figure something out this weekend.

― metal assembly (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 11 June 2005 05:55 (twenty years ago)

i have a crush on two guys who play in local rock bands. i feel like a sleaze because one of them played a show with us tonight, the other is playing next week.

OH MY GOD YOU TWO-TIMER!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 11 June 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)

I totally want to see a James Bong film now! He could go on adventures to save the world, only he gets to the hotel, smokes a bowl and goes "eh, whatever, where's the chicks?".

Dude, I totally made up James Bong about four years ago! "Bong, James Bong. I'll take a hit, erm, I mean a hitman, please."

Does anyone remember the James Bond, Jr. cartoon? I'm frightened that I can actually recall the theme song. *sings like a diva* "JAAAAAAAAAMES Bond!" *sweeter-sounding backup vocalists* "James Bond Junior..." (riffage) BA-NA--NANANA!

― Ian Riese-Moraine comes explosive! (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 11 June 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

I crush on no one. I don't understand crushes. Kenan, will you teach me?

I'm really not sure what this means, unless it means that you want me to teach you the WAYS OF LOVE, baby, because I'm YO MAN.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 11 June 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

http://giganticmag.com/images/ilx/father_figure.jpg

That's me on the right.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 11 June 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

And then later, you'll find out that I;ve been blowing guys in bathroom stalls. It'll end in tears. We better not.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 11 June 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

i have a crush on all australian ilxors* cause i feel it's pretty safe when they're on the opposite side of the world. also, they are cute.

*except andrew, whose eyebrows are TOO MUCH TO HANDLE

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 11 June 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

Taking sides:

http://www.myslurpeecup.com/orangecrush.jpg

vs.

http://orangefox.svs.com/rem/gif/discog/wb7-27652-a.jpg

― Ian Riese-Moraine comes explosive! (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 11 June 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

The drink. No contest.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 11 June 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I think most everyone would agree.

― Ian Riese-Moraine comes explosive! (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 11 June 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

I don't even like the drink that much and I'm still voting the drink.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Saturday, 11 June 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

There's a recording artist by the name of James Bong who's been around at least 8 years. Sorry, Ian.

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 11 June 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bongalla.com/images/bong_james_bong.gif

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 11 June 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)

Rats! Foiled! This is my greatest disappointment since the time I found that I couldn't write the musical Jesus Christ Porn Star because there's already a porn star who not only legally changed her name to Jesus Christ but trademarked it, too!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Saturday, 11 June 2005 23:22 (twenty years ago)

You're killin' me, man.

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 12 June 2005 02:05 (twenty years ago)

Softly, I presume.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Sunday, 12 June 2005 02:14 (twenty years ago)

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