WOMEN OF ILX: If some random sketchy dude handed you a note that said "HI UR CUET PLZ CALL ME"...

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WOULD THAT BE REALLY FUCKING CREEPY?

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

jeez don't you have a sister or someone to discuss things with?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM AN ONLY CHILD

(CAN'T YOU TELL)

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I dunno, but most people would be freaked by the insane spelling of the note.

Is the random sketchy dude shaded with cross-hatching?

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I would be sure to use proper grammar and spelling.

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

i think this might be unlikely to work, but you never know

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Would it be awkard in the lab afterwards!?@

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, this is an exchange student. :/

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon you are going to get in trouble later in life unless you learn some restraint now.

― Hmmm, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I didn't actually DO this. I'm just lurky.

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

if, by some bizarre-o chance, you're planning on doing something like this - even with proper spelling and happy faces etc. - you'd stand a better chance if you're to just walk up to her and feverishly dry hump her leg.

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

http://monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=51644

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck it

http://monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=51644

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

a girl handed me a note with her phone number on it on the bus once. i never called her. CREEPY.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

step_away_from_the_b8ng

― kephm, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Jon Williams is more emo then any saddle creek album I own.

― bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

(psmaybeyoucouldjusttrytalkingtohersinceintheory,youmaywanttodothatafteryouhavethesexwithher)

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I would be sure to use proper grammar and spelling.

no!!! it's the CUET that wins her over. add a :D fr maximum impact.

― dfgdfg, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

SHE IS FROM NORTHERN EUROPE !!!

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

HI UR TEH CUTETS :D
PLZ CALL ME!!!

xpost. so?

― werwe, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, I have wet armpits :(

srtupid coffeeeeee

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

What if I wrote a note that says

"I got my TV eye on you! Call me! -Jon *numberhere*"

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Hand her one of those panty-roses they sell in liquor stores... girls go ga-ga over those.

― andy, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

failing that, give her a 40 with a bow on it.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"I got my TV eye on you! Call me! -Jon *numberhere*"

r u nuts!!! no imperatives without "please"!!!!!! be polite!

also mention of tv could harm yr chances if she's indie

― dfgsf, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe she'll just think I am hip.

Also, i have TWO bad pimples :((((

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

jon, i have worse pimples than you. eat me.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

No there's an upfront sexual proposition.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

i would be EXTREMELY excited if someone handed me a 40 with a bow on it.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

see?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

i would be extremely excited if someone handed me a 40

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't have any forties.

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

well wishing won't make it so

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

i have three dollars.

i should go buy a forty.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe you should hold a jukebox over you head, a la Lloyd Dobler, and play the song "40" by U2

and after it ends, just stare at her and sing over and over, a cappella "how looooong/to sing this soooooong"

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Ian, buy a couple cheap forties, knock 'em back, THEN decide your future. And stick with your decision, whatever it may be.

― andy, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Is a 40 a 40cl bottle of ber, yeah?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

BEER.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

For you girls who can't handle PINTS?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

40 oz. because we are american and stubborn.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Of GUINNESS?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

a 40 of old e will fuck you up more hardcore than anything your limey ass is used to

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Is 40oz 40cl? Or less?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I challenge Jess to go pint-for-pint with me on guinness.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Which may not be the most sensible thing I've ever done, as he's a foot taller than me.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

fool, i drank four carbombs on my birthday I WILL DESTROY YOU

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

admittedly i then vomited up a little blood, but hey

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

What's a carbomb? My record was 15 pints of Guinness in five hours. I will never and can never do that again though.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I wasn't even normal sick. I went dancing.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

40oz is like 118.something cl.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, the fuck is a carbomb?

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

carbomb is guinness, two shots of whisky, and then you drop a shot of baileys into it and have to drink it before it congeals and gets all nasty

i dont think i would have puked if i hadnt had about half a bottle of rum before that

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

118cl? That's a quarter-pint? Fucking hell.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I've gotten through three and a half car bombs.

Then I horked.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/NapaValley/3108/Kingcobra.jpg

Forties, yo. Blows Guinness out of the water.

― andy, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I once did five pints of Guinness and port followed by four screaming orgasms. The barmaid had to drive me home. boxing Day. messy.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Forty oz is over a quart! High grade malt liquor 6-9% alcohol. Maybe like Skoal strong lager.

― andy, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:41 (twenty-one years ago)

someday i will learn to drink with a little restraint

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:41 (twenty-one years ago)

118cl? That's a quarter-pint? Fucking hell.

No.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

BARLEY WINE? FUCKING GOLD LABEL BARLEY WINE? You're all old women and I am not scared of you. DRINK IT OUT OF A WINE GLASS WHILE STROKIGN YOUR DOG, DO YOU? WOULD YOU LIKE A SANDWICH WITH THAT, LUV?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/NapaValley/3108/Brickhouse.jpg

― andy, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

N. is right - my measures are all fucked up.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:43 (twenty-one years ago)

so the solution to jon's problem is to invite the girl out for a night of forties and insulting her for being european.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:44 (twenty-one years ago)

And stroke her dog whilst askign if she wants a sandwich.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:44 (twenty-one years ago)

dont forget vomiting on her in the sack

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:44 (twenty-one years ago)

DID YOU WANT THAT ON BROWN OR WHITE BREAD, LUV?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:44 (twenty-one years ago)

ok ok here is my neu! note:

"
HI! YOU ARE CUTE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO DRINKING? A 40 OF OLDE E. WILL FUCK YOU UP MORE THAN ANYTHING YOUR TEUTONIC ASS IS USED TO!

CALL ME.

- JON *PHONENUMBER*
"

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)

yr getting there. i think it should be "your hot little teutonic ass" though.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder if she will call me "Yaaaanathan"

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 00:06 (twenty-one years ago)

The nordic girls make me swoon. Somewhere in the blustery north, Nina Persson lies silently weeping, wondering why she's never met me.

― andy, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

The Swedish branch of my family = Persson!

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

YR MOM IS A CUTIE JON. SHE WAS MARIA'S GUIDANCE COUNSELOR.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

HEY, YOUR MOM WOULD TOTALLY DO ME!

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cardifans.com/images/nina-cig.jpg

"Yon, I am your distant cousin... no, it is forbidden, taboo... isn't it?"

― andy, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

She is amazing looking her skin is like ... almost olive... but she has weird northern european features

My irish good looks make me look like a fucking peasant next to her.

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 00:20 (twenty-one years ago)

PS - I left the lab and got dinner and she is still here.

:( probably aiming to people back home

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

also yr thinning hair.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

My hair looks ok now that I got it cut, but I think the girl who really liked the strokes who I slept with ~~a few times~~ once disapproves.

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe she's related to GEIR HONGRO!!!!!

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 00:25 (twenty-one years ago)

the idea of anyone of this thread reproducing is going to give me nightmares tonight

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I think she is lonely (too)

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 00:51 (twenty-one years ago)

She walks with such grace to the printers!

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 00:58 (twenty-one years ago)

go over and grab her tits so she knows your sensitive

― sfsdf, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 00:59 (twenty-one years ago)

and gone!

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Best thread ever.

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Have you ever thought of just talking to girls, Jon?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I talk to the girl in my drum class, but a crowded computer lab is not a good way to befriend people.

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 01:57 (twenty-one years ago)

How about asking her about her accent and her homw town? Then sneak in a mention of European cinema. Then invite her out to an arthouse movie and a few drinks.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, when you are in computer lab you should sit next to her and invent a question to ask her, like if she has any floppy disks for you to borrow, and then go from there.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I suppose that's a good idea, although I've seen dudes try that and crash and burn.

Of course, they were all ugly, brutish and obvious. (Am I? No!)

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Floppy discs???? Ally, really. It sounds very like floppy dick and that's NOT a good thing.

No, trust me. Get her talking about her home town. She's probably missing it, you get warm heart feelings right there.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

And pray tell how is he to get her talking about her home town without some pretext to talk to her at all?? Hello people, I am a GIRL and I would not think of "FLOPPY DICK" if someone in a computer lab asked if they could borrow a disk off me!

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

i would be thinking "hello, memory stick!!!"

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

You know as well as I do, Ally, that he's nervous and is going to make a Freudian slit. Erm, slip.

Now, it's not at all contrived to start like this: 'Excuse me, but I've been wondering.." *little pause, eye contact, nice yet slightly rakish smile* "...is your accent Norweigian?"

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

...as opposed to, "Erm, I seem to have no floppy dick...I mean disc... oh, sh*t... I gotta go pee" *runs away*

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Threads like these are a weird kind of fun to read, in the way they make simple things seem so complicated. Like remember when Sesame Street would have the bits where they'd show the big huge factory, and there's all this wood getting ground up and shaped, and all these pistons and steam and shit, and you're thinking "sweet holy crap, they're building muppet robots again," and it turns out it's a pencil? It's like that.

Keep the dream alive, Jon.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

When you are in computer lab you should sit next to her, put this thread on yr screen and say, "Hey, I was just talking about you with a bunch of people around the world".

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

He should actually throw out my suggestion and run up to the girl and say, "Sweet holy crap, they're building muppet robots again?" because I'm pretty sure that would work.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

While we're on the subject of creepy things, was it creepy for me to leave my ex a message saying I would be in town this weekend and would she like to hang out? We haven't spoken since mid-January when our friends were all getting evicted, and the last time we saw each other in person ended with both of us screaming at each other.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

He should actually throw out my suggestion and run up to the girl and say, "Sweet holy crap, they're building muppet robots again?" because I'm pretty sure that would work.

And give her the opportunity to say, "It's a pencil?" I don't think so.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 02:27 (twenty-one years ago)

If you broke up for reasons either of you would want revenge for, or if you used a spooky voice or had a church organ playing behind you, it was creepy. Also if you said "in the butt" at any point.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 02:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Here's a photo I found of Jon, Ian and their friends with the muppet robots!!!

http://www.spintime.org/listenesmerelda/blogstuffs/=w=.jpg

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 02:28 (twenty-one years ago)

You can tell they're robots because Kermit is pinching his own nipple. Real muppets don't have nipples.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

We broke up because she didn't want to do the long distance thing. And I'm sure I've mentioned "in the butt" to her at some point, but not in the message.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I like to think I look more like this:
http://www.icemagazine.com/stories/179/images/elvis_c.jpg

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

See, you're good, then. (Do not mistake this for actual advice. Context is everything. It sounds innocuous, though.)

xpost; such an xpost; oh oh oh the xpost

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

get a tattoo, jon.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 09:40 (twenty-one years ago)

get a tattoo of a bird, on one side of your hand, and an empty cage, on the other side.

she's northern european, after all.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 09:40 (twenty-one years ago)

The most upfront sexual proposition you have ever made/received to/from someone you've just met

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 09:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Link posted because this actually happened to Gareth.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 09:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I totally did not realise that thread had just been revived.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 09:58 (twenty-one years ago)

great minds think I like.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 10:03 (twenty-one years ago)

so does RJG

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 10:03 (twenty-one years ago)

OKAY SO...

I talked to my ex for about an hour today. She is doing really well, which I'm glad to hear. We're supposed to hang out Friday when I'm home. I'm incredibly nervous and scared; worried of doing something stupid, worried about getting all jealous and of creeping her out. We don't have definite plans or anything, but avoiding our respective bedrooms will probably be high on the list--the last time I was home, we ended up fucking and ruining things. We'll probably end up getting some food, and if it's a windy day I think we might fly kites.

What is the proper protocol for hanging out with exes you're still horribly attracted to/in love with? (besides the chorus of voices telling me not to see her at all, obv.)

― Ian Johnson (orion), Thursday, 4 March 2004 03:02 (twenty-one years ago)

keep your hands in your pockets

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 4 March 2004 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

when did ilx become this gay emo dawsons creek?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 4 March 2004 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

wait, dont answer that

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 4 March 2004 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

...and play pocket billiards?

x-post

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Thursday, 4 March 2004 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

when you started posting drunk about how sad you were.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Thursday, 4 March 2004 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

no, that's more like the gay emo 120 days of sodom

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 4 March 2004 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know why, but I now imagine every ILXor as a gay Ewok.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 March 2004 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

oh. right on. yeah, my life is way like Dawson's Creek, except the hot girls don't climb in my window and sleep over all the time.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Thursday, 4 March 2004 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

the marquis de wicket

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 4 March 2004 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.foxhome.com/animated/assets/colorin.gif

― maypang (maypang), Thursday, 4 March 2004 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel like my head has been wrapped in fiberglass insulation.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 4 March 2004 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

what you dont know is that's actually the cast of the ewok version of the cosby show

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 4 March 2004 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Emo + ewok = emok.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 4 March 2004 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

What is the proper protocol for hanging out with exes you're still horribly attracted to/in love with?

If there were any way to hire like Mork or someone (possibly not Mork, since he can't read minds) to verify it one way or the other, I'd bet you $50 that you're actually not, and are just in the habit of thinking you are.

Either way, the proper protocol is to assume I'm right about that.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 4 March 2004 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

You should get really drunk first. Then burst into tears and tell her you're still in love with her. Then you sdhould throw up, make a pass at a barmaid, and be taken home in a taxi muttering obscenities.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 4 March 2004 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm going to drink the rest of the beer and call my ex to make Ian feel better!

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Thursday, 4 March 2004 05:15 (twenty-one years ago)

seven months pass...

I saw this girl sitting alone on a bench, looking beautiful, eating a sandwich. I would have approached her but I was late for class.... :((((

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:10 (twenty years ago)

that's quite sweet, actually.

― Laura E (laurae55), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:18 (twenty years ago)

Please tell me you would have asked for a bite of the sandwich.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:21 (twenty years ago)

dude, jon.

girls >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> class.

― peter smith (plsmith), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:23 (twenty years ago)

I had a MIDTERM

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:26 (twenty years ago)

she had a SANDWICH

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:27 (twenty years ago)

All you had to do was say "Why don't you come back to my place and we'll make a sandwich of our own, with a creamy filling?"

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:28 (twenty years ago)

she is so beautiful, seriously I have never seen anyone like her....

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:29 (twenty years ago)

"Can I nibble on your crust?"

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:29 (twenty years ago)

Well, maybe you'll see her again! And you can go and talk to her!

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:30 (twenty years ago)

"excuse me does that sandwich have any salami?"

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:31 (twenty years ago)

i've been walking by that bench at lunch time a lot

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:31 (twenty years ago)

bring some salami next time.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:39 (twenty years ago)

i bet if you brought some proscuitto she'd be down your pants in seconds.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:40 (twenty years ago)

JON CAN BE SENSITIVE

i know i care

― kephm (kephm), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:41 (twenty years ago)

Sit down beside her, look pensive, heave a sigh and say Do you ever do a search for every thread you've ever started and cry and cry?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 16:11 (twenty years ago)

IT WORKED FOR ME, I'M ROLLIN' IN HONEYS.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 16:13 (twenty years ago)

I'M NOT JUST THE GUY WHO STARTED THAT THREAD, I'M ALSO A MEMBER.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 16:14 (twenty years ago)

I still love this thread.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 16:16 (twenty years ago)

"when did ilx become this gay emo dawsons creek?" is just the most beautiful tripping iambic sentence ever.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 16:21 (twenty years ago)

It's also nicely redundant.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 16:23 (twenty years ago)

eight months pass...

I NEVER SAW EITHER ONE AGAIN

― get to thA CHOPPA / A++++++ SELLER (ex machina), Monday, 4 July 2005 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

you are an only child

― Munki (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 04:48 (nineteen years ago)

I knew this was a JW thread from the title alone.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 05:11 (nineteen years ago)

Blow me grime boy; I had a romantic weekend!

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 05:35 (nineteen years ago)

Yay! Do tell us more. wink wink nudge nudge

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 06:14 (nineteen years ago)

this happened to me once! except it was a girl. i was in a shopping centre, waiting for my girlfriend to meet me outside a shop and fooling around with a big, helium filled Pikachu balloon. she scurried toward me and said "i don't usually do this kind of thing, but here's my number," and scurried away again while i stood there looking stunned. i didn't say a word, even.

i was flattered, she was cute. i didn't call her.
i told my girlfriend right away, though.
never happened before or since.

i know i'm not an ILX WOMAN but i thought i'd share my story. if that's not cool, i apologise in advance.

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 06:55 (nineteen years ago)

I have a crush on someone I walk by everyday on the way into work. For over a year I've seen her every morning and can't even make eye contact. I keep thinking: "What if I gave her a card with my number and a picture or something in it asking to meet for a drink?" Then I think that she might say no or be totally creeped out and I'd have the embarrassing situation of walking by her until one of us changed jobs. I think she's aware of my existence but who's to know...

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 09:24 (nineteen years ago)

What if I gave her a card with my number and a picture

the card number part's ok, but i wouldn't put a picture on it. i think if you we're going to do something you would've done it by now, a year is a hell of a long time.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 09:29 (nineteen years ago)

i did this with a cuet guy once in high school. he called me, but nothing resulted from it. i think i just liked his blue hair.

― astor riviera (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 09:34 (nineteen years ago)

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