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― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

99. At the Burger King

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

98. deodorant

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

98. Fall in love by the soda machine

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

96. Dial-A-Date.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

95. Drop your pen.

94. "That blue Topshop top you've got on is nice".

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

possibly my fave Ramones song ever...

or you could just put a little medina in yo' glass

― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

leave your parents' basement.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

93. ILX

― TOMBOT, Monday, 4 October 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

stop making numbered lists.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Constantly praise "Sex and the City" in the presence of women.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

92. shaved balls

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

78. Chicks don't dig numbered lists??

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

91. kenny rogers

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

U ONLY CAN MEET TREATS VIA ILX

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

no.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

103. Boston Market lunch date

― Loose Translation: Sexy Dancer (sexyDancer), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I miss Dial-a-Date...

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

90. http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002UPC.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I dunno, there must be quite a few places...pubs, clubs, bars, gigs? I guess here you have to be a little bold and chatty and extrovert. At work? At college, at university - here it'd probably be easier to get know someone over a period of time. Online, a minefield perhaps.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry, how not where, there was a long thread about this once, I think.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

89. At a coffeeshop - wear cute glasses and bring a big book.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

88. Slay a dancefloor.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

87. At a comic convention

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

#90 is essential to any ass play.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

86. Go to a really sappy accoustic guitar performance and give her longing looks.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

But the trucker hat guy liked Weezer and Jimmy Eat World.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Bowling for Soup have a song about Trucker Hats, how cool is that??

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

a trucker hat -- also essential to any ass play.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

88. http://nitisei-kuro3wa.hp.infoseek.co.jp/George%20Benson.JPG

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.csug.rochester.edu/~williamj/emo.jpg

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Go to college and get drunk a lot.

― Tous Les Garcons S'Appellent Little Lord Travolta (nordicskilla), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Engineer a fake mugging to "prove your manly prowess".

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

But try not to knife the hobo for real.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Go to college and get drunk a lot.

This is the true answer, obv.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

85. Get your mate to work in a big office full of chicks and then get him to bring them out to pub/club/etc. That way you get all the advantages of meeting loads of fit office totty without the at-work weirdness.

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

haha B.A.R.M.S, did you see "50 First Dates" recently?

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Going to college and getting drunk a lot is not the answer to picking up girls otherwise I know a lot of guys who should've gotten a lot more laid.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Be a singer in a band.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I just rely on my wit and charisma.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

84. Fuck shit up.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Somewhat recently I replied to the ever-common "what do you do?" question with "fuck shit up".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

83. Use the line "OMG! You are CUTE!" - that works. You kinda both have to be pissed on drugs though.

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

haha B.A.R.M.S, did you see "50 First Dates" recently?

I wish! I watched Welcome To Colinwood for that one.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

my school is so square

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

82. Work at an upmarket clothing/department store.
81. Become a hair stylist
80. Become a dancer or choreographer.
79. Become a flight attendant.
78. Become a pornographic film actor.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

77. Get your best friend to pass her a note in class.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

76. Disguise yourself as one and infiltrate their nest! Hilarity ensues!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

75. Look a bit gay.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

74. Coat your entire self in chocolate.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

74. Stage a coup and install yourself as head of the ruling Junta. Then have the finest ladies in the country brought to your palace on pain of death.

― Wooden (Wooden), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

73. Learn to count.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

73. Go to outer space it worked for Kirk.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

70.

El Guapo : Jefe, you do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you.

Jefe : So when do you think Carmen will "open up her flower" to you?

El Guapo : Tonight. Or I will kill her!

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

69. On a garbage scow.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

For fuck's sake...

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

68. By walking up to them and saying hello.
67. By saying "Teemash wadnam dupa" to the Polish ones.

― Nik (Nik), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

12. Be naked on the internet.
56. Chew tobacco.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

193. Be a barista.
B. Go to the gym.
63. Church.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

turn off the pc and go for a walk

― kephm (kephm), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

There are girls everywhere!

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

learn some moves
save puppies from 4 alarm fires

― kephm (kephm), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

66. jovan musk and stingray boots with neon spurs

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

mouthwash

― kephm (kephm), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

sock in the crotch

― kephm (kephm), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

filesharing

― kephm (kephm), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

"how to pick up girls : learn how to dance"

bobby o

― piscesboy, Monday, 4 October 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

65. Sex Panther

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

i just read that as 'sock her in the crotch'.

thats not going to work.

― piscesboy, Monday, 4 October 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

64. tupperware parties
63. adult learning courses

― Nik (Nik), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

62. Can I touch you...There?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

62. Become a college volleyball coach

― oops (Oops), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

61. Quit being such a dirty hippie.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

60. Reject physics.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

59. Walk around with your balls hanging out of your jeans.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

58. Douse yourself liberally with rubber cement.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

57. Create an intricate fantasy world from which you never depart.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

59. Walk around with your balls hanging out of your jeans.

http://www.findadeath.com/Deceased/r/ritter/ritternuts3.jpg

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Ladies loved the Ritter.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Being a dirty hippy meets you plenty of girls, trust me. It's just a matter of do you really want to hook up with girls named shit like Dragonbeam or Flower Ann?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

close-up:

http://www.findadeath.com/Deceased/r/ritter/ritternuts2.jpg

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

44. Grow a beard.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

21. Rent a baby/puppy.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

TRYING IS THE FIRST STEP IN FAILING.

DONT BOTHER AND THE GIRLS WILL THROW THEMSELVES AT YOU.

― DEEBZ (ddb), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

20. Replace your head with a head made of candy.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

888. Constantly wield a bee-filled vibrator.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

666. Poison their guppies.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

TEH TAO OF DDB

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

11. Have you checked the women's restroom? They hang out there a lot.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Training your ridiculously cute small child as an interlocutor of teh hookup is U&K.

I hope I used interlocutor correctly there and amn't confusing it with another word altogether.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

42. Look like this:

ihttp://www.rotovibe.com/images/spencerx.jpg

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

interloper?

― oops (Oops), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

jedi mind tricks

― kephm (kephm), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

guns, drugz and money

― Nik (Nik), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

smell nice

― Nik (Nik), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

47. Hypnosis.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

46. Ever hear of the "girl's room"? Nothing but girls, girls, girls!

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 4 October 2004 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

45. Glory Holes!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 4 October 2004 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=4296139140605906083

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 4 October 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

There are girls everywhere!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 4 October 2004 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

(that was supposed to be a terrified scream, not an angry one btw)

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 4 October 2004 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Pretend to be gay.

― Sara Sherr, Tuesday, 5 October 2004 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

The voice of experience sez: "That does not work."

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

that doesn't work! girls just confide in you, and expect to commiserate on the shittiness of men!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, rad xpost.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Not true. I lust for at least a couple of my gay friends.

― Sara Sherr, Tuesday, 5 October 2004 03:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Sara, I'm ghey.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 03:54 (twenty-one years ago)

To meet gherls:

Take up knitting.
Go to a knitting convention.
Coo over the knitting.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 03:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://wizardishungry.com/lol/republican.jpg

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 03:55 (twenty-one years ago)

gay:ghey::gherl:senior citizen

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

at this thing

― Paladin, Tuesday, 5 October 2004 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Not true. I lust for at least a couple of my gay friends.

Um... don't take this the wrong way, sara, okay?

It's worked for me before, too. But not for a girl I'd want to be with. I have been the boyfriend of a dedicated fag-hag, and it was the most miserable, humiliating relationship of my life.

So I guess what I mean is, pretending to be gay works, but it doesn't pull girls who will value you as a straight man.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

its bad enough being straight and friends with stupid fucking fag hags

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Back then I'd have called you a bigot for saying that. Now I think you're totally OTM.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 04:27 (twenty-one years ago)

one of these girls slapped me in the face at my birthday party because i invited her ex boyfriend's girlfriend...

her exboyfriend lives at the party house
she does not

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 04:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Let me put it this way. When I was 20, a lot of my gay friends who were also 20 hung out with them. Now that I'm 30 and all my gay friends are also 30 or more, none of them will go within 10 feet of them.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 04:33 (twenty-one years ago)

hi dere

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"Why don't you just go and talk to her?"

Cue 'Foxy Lady'.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

where do i find cute loner girls?

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

loaner girls would suffice too

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Trash apparently, they're all up for it by the end.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

still no girls

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Monday, 11 October 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

get the fiick off the internet

― kephm (kephm), Monday, 11 October 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Today I was checking a bus schedule with my headphones on and this girl came up to me and got in my face! I took them off and she introduced herself! Apparently I met her sometime on my birthday (after I got slapped). She was very friendly and personable. I was sharp and suave. Except I forgot to get her number. BUT!!!! I know when she takes the bus now.

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

This girl with braces in my film class chatted me up.

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I just met two girls outside my dorm. One is a cute indie fux0r. I am in love. She hangs out outside there 24/7

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Thursday, 14 October 2004 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

she lives with the hippie beauty

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Thursday, 14 October 2004 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM IN LOVE WITH RECORD STORE GIRL

She is going to burn Parson Sound records for me, and today we talked about psych and stuff. her band is playing on the day before halloween, oh shit!

― Helios Creed (orion), Thursday, 14 October 2004 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

OLD

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Thursday, 14 October 2004 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

SO WHAT. OUR MUTUAL FRIEND WAS ONCE DATING SOMEONE OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY MOTHER PRACTICALLY.

― Helios Creed (orion), Thursday, 14 October 2004 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

wait who

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Thursday, 14 October 2004 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)

via the wonders of thefacebook.com I now know:

her name

her classes:
• Art & Art History 224. Russian Art
• Art & Art History 238. Romanesque Europe
• English 115. American Literature
• Mathematics 164. Multidimensional Calculus

and her favorite bands:

david bowie, polaris, elvis costello, the misfits, papas fritas, coheed and cambria, pavement, spring heeled jack, the strokes, talking heads, flogging molly, drexel, the wrens, suicide machines, the clash, big d and the kids table

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Thursday, 14 October 2004 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.angelfire.com/super2/welovepop/images/mbbigd.jpg
http://www.angelfire.com/super2/welovepop/images/mbbigd.jpg

the only middle ground we will find

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Thursday, 14 October 2004 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I met girls

now what

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Thursday, 14 October 2004 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

'yo, where the bars at?'

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 14 October 2004 06:39 (twenty-one years ago)

wait i lied

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Thursday, 14 October 2004 10:20 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck them

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 10:22 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean that as in "fuck them", rather than "fuck them"

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 10:22 (twenty-one years ago)

ah, fuck it

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 10:23 (twenty-one years ago)

exactly!

I have been awake for 22 hours. I look really good today excecpt for not being able to think straight and having fucking lazy eye

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Thursday, 14 October 2004 10:29 (twenty-one years ago)

welcome to my wolrd.

― :|, Thursday, 14 October 2004 10:47 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.conservativematch.com/?referrer_code=evangelical_outpost&campaign_code=momPlease150x200

― stevo (stevo), Thursday, 14 October 2004 10:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I actually did meet two girls yesterday, but now what!

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Thursday, 14 October 2004 11:01 (twenty-one years ago)

thinking straight is not a necessity while fucking. (although you're meeting girls...)

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 11:02 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost i told you already dude. read upthread

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 11:02 (twenty-one years ago)

My stratergy for winning with the ladies: remembering names

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Thursday, 14 October 2004 11:04 (twenty-one years ago)

i think one left me a message on door

too tired drunk to think

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Thursday, 14 October 2004 11:05 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

so, how do i meet girls who aren't terribly annoying?

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 24 March 2006 02:37 (nineteen years ago)

could be tricky. most of the girls i know (including me) are painfully annoying.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 24 March 2006 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

this is an unfortunate truism.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 24 March 2006 02:45 (nineteen years ago)

i think brian was OTM upthread:

TRYING IS THE FIRST STEP IN FAILING.

DONT BOTHER AND THE GIRLS WILL THROW THEMSELVES AT YOU.

-- DEEBZ (stupidpum...), October 4th, 2004 3:28 PM. (ddb)

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 24 March 2006 02:47 (nineteen years ago)

it's true. we only like assholes.
(i'm not being sarcastic here... i can't bring myself to like "nice" guys because it seems too easy)

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 24 March 2006 02:50 (nineteen years ago)

im not annoying! but im ugly.

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Friday, 24 March 2006 02:58 (nineteen years ago)

well, uglies are out too.

where do i meet hotties who are not annoying?

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 24 March 2006 02:58 (nineteen years ago)

ugly not-annnoying girls > hot annoying girls

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Friday, 24 March 2006 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

i am not convinced that is true in all cases, honestly. someone can be "not annoying" and still really boring or terrible.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 24 March 2006 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

how can i meet a dude who's not annoying?

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Friday, 24 March 2006 03:02 (nineteen years ago)

get prettier.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 24 March 2006 03:04 (nineteen years ago)

move to mars?

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Friday, 24 March 2006 03:04 (nineteen years ago)

hi jess! how do you meet girls?

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 24 March 2006 03:07 (nineteen years ago)

someone can be "not annoying" and still really boring or terrible.

well, yes...

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Friday, 24 March 2006 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

but then i get annoyed by boring or terrible people too

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Friday, 24 March 2006 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

i dont really meet girls! i just know one for like a year and then i wake up one day and we've suddenly been in a relationship for 18 months.

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Friday, 24 March 2006 03:09 (nineteen years ago)

18 months is a long time. long enough time to have a baby and another on the way~!!!!

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 24 March 2006 03:09 (nineteen years ago)

the following words aren't in my personal lexicon: fling, casual, freedom.

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Friday, 24 March 2006 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

jess has an excellent mix of funniness, cleverness and self-deprication that i think would be attractive to a lady.

xposts

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 24 March 2006 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

and i finally have a job making http://www.ams.usda.gov/howtobuy/cheese.gif

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Friday, 24 March 2006 03:14 (nineteen years ago)

PRESS THOSE CURDS.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 24 March 2006 03:14 (nineteen years ago)

get prettier.

-- Special Agent Gene Krupa (dr.carl.saga...), March 24th, 2006.

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Friday, 24 March 2006 03:15 (nineteen years ago)

i don't even know what you look like, mandee!

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 24 March 2006 03:16 (nineteen years ago)

mandee is gorgeous in her photos on the wdyll thread.

i haven't met any non-annoying dudes, pretty or otherwise, for ages either. i have despaired of it.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 24 March 2006 03:23 (nineteen years ago)

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Friday, 24 March 2006 03:26 (nineteen years ago)

i want to meet a girl who will eat cheeseburgers and watch star trek with me. then we can do it.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 24 March 2006 03:26 (nineteen years ago)

x-post people are annoying in general, it ain't a boy/girl ish

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 24 March 2006 03:27 (nineteen years ago)

i want a girl who'll watch x-files reruns with me and go looking for ufos in the night sky

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 24 March 2006 03:29 (nineteen years ago)

then we'll probe each other afterwards

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 24 March 2006 03:29 (nineteen years ago)

I'm tossing up between attending an INDIE-DANCE club or a SERIOUS DANCE club this evening. where are the girls likely to be hotter/more annoying?

― haitch (haitch), Friday, 24 March 2006 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

Depends on how you feel. Indie-annoying vs. regular-annoying. David Lynch and Death Cab For Cutie references vs. body shots and Fergie.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Friday, 24 March 2006 04:24 (nineteen years ago)

haha i wish all the so-called indie fuckers in my town cared about lynch, they've all got boners for wes anderson and garden state and shit (or whatever crap ilike that is in vogue)

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 24 March 2006 04:28 (nineteen years ago)

i am all for ladies who wanna talk about david lynch. but instead of death cab for cutie, let's make that the incredible string band and you've got a winner.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 24 March 2006 04:37 (nineteen years ago)

Hippie.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Friday, 24 March 2006 04:38 (nineteen years ago)

while we're on the subject, a girl who doesn't make fun of my dirty/ripped/baggy/old clothing would also be a plus.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 24 March 2006 04:41 (nineteen years ago)

GET A NEW FUCKING SWEATSHIRT, BRAH

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 24 March 2006 04:42 (nineteen years ago)

CAREY IS BRINGING IT TO ME TOMORROW, I THINK.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 24 March 2006 04:50 (nineteen years ago)

ian I met someone like that last week! sadly she is in a "long-tern relationship".

― haitch (haitch), Friday, 24 March 2006 04:52 (nineteen years ago)

i mean maybe not an ISB fan per se, but she used to sing in a sonics cover band, that is a plus for me.

― haitch (haitch), Friday, 24 March 2006 04:52 (nineteen years ago)

i like the incredible string band. don't know much about david lynch though.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 24 March 2006 05:31 (nineteen years ago)

OH OK.

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 24 March 2006 05:34 (nineteen years ago)

i need a shower

― nervous (cochere), Friday, 24 March 2006 05:43 (nineteen years ago)

who doesn't

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 24 March 2006 05:45 (nineteen years ago)

hot girls

― nervous (cochere), Friday, 24 March 2006 05:47 (nineteen years ago)

what sort of madness are you peddling here nervous, good god.

― haitch (haitch), Friday, 24 March 2006 05:53 (nineteen years ago)

i'm explaining a strategy for meeting girls as follows
you: showered
they: unshowered
loving: commences

― nervous (cochere), Friday, 24 March 2006 05:57 (nineteen years ago)

sorry im in a nonsensical state

4 hours of moving heavy wooden furniture and tearing up carpet by yourself with practically 0 blood sugar will do that to you

― nervous (cochere), Friday, 24 March 2006 06:02 (nineteen years ago)

i believe ILX just had a thread about showering and its relationship to sex, actually.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 24 March 2006 07:15 (nineteen years ago)

"tearing up carpet" roffle

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 24 March 2006 07:18 (nineteen years ago)

not like in a 'tearing up the dancefloor' sense but in a literally ripping carpet off the floor and cutting it up with a steak knife

― nervous (cochere), Friday, 24 March 2006 08:24 (nineteen years ago)

sense

― nervous (cochere), Friday, 24 March 2006 08:24 (nineteen years ago)

ugly not-annnoying girls > hot annoying girls

so wrong

― charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 24 March 2006 10:13 (nineteen years ago)

spot the grammatical error in the thread title

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 24 March 2006 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

a girl on my street smiled at me, today.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Monday, 27 March 2006 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

When a barista frequently gives you free coffee and then today gives you a free scone what are your odds?

― harshaw (jube), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

Is it right before close and the scones would get thrown out? Also, do you look homeless? There would be a clear reason there.

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

Damn it the Bobby O line was already said.

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

get one html course.

http://images.cafepress.com/product/50460124v6_240x240_F.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 05:26 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

no, really though.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

I thought this was going to be an Ian thread!!!

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

I think its a mixture of luck and constant preparedness - what some call fate.

If you are prepared to meet a person who will make you happy, you will be yourself in your best form.

With this knowledge, you will be content with yourself, and therefore more likely to meet someone who will make you happy.

I know this sounds like an immense load of overly simplistic psycho-babble, but I mean it. The first time I just said "Aw, fuck it. I'm a good guy. Just ask her out." was when I met my first long-term girlfriend. The second was when I met my wife.

― Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

DAN PERRY'S HANDY GUIDE TO MEETING GIRLS:

1. Find a girl in a public place.
2. Walk up to her and introduce yourself.

PRESTO! YOU HAVE MET A GIRL.

― Dan (Prerequisite: SHOWER) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

UNSATISFIED PREREQUISITES

― LOLZ @ IAN (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

Go bury some nuts then whip yr dick out and wave it around. Call yrself Squirrel Man.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

dan, you forgot the sex

― sunny successor (katharine), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

I saw a dude's dick in Sheridan sq today

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

describe

― sunny successor (katharine), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

As opposed to a woman's dick?????

― Dan (Eek) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

jon, was he also a gay ninja? Did he say he was Squirrel Man? If not, he prolly wasn't meeting ladies.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

He wanted a cigarette.
I said, "not until you wash your hands".

[FIN]

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

hmmm. I got panhandled a bunch this morning but no one with dick out or dirty hands, even. in fact I don't even think one of them WAS homeless.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

I got my first sexual proposal from a stranger on the street this year! :DDDDD

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

only yr 1st??! lightweight!! What up Rochester with the prudeyness?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

Girls don't offer to suck you off until they know your name, generally.

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

Oh yeah, it's that time again. Chalk up proposal number one for my walk home from work last night.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

Not girls I know!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

tho oddly we're all married now.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

What HAPPENED to all the girls who don't bore the crap out of me? They used to be around. I think I would bore myself if I was going out with myself. BUH.

― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

Girls don't offer to suck you off until they know your name, generally.

Really????

― Dan (I Wasted My Bachelordom) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.conmicro.cx/~kturtle/diaries/stl/stl-kt11.gif

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

What HAPPENED to all the girls who don't bore the crap out of me?

OTM

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

a) They got married.
b) They got boring.

― Dan (Easy Peasy) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

Relationships often overrated!

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

relationships = sex, though.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

UHHHHHH

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

so sweet.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

I left one out:

c) They got gay.

― Dan (Oops) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

i.e they went to college

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

Laurel and the womyn of knitting

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

Is this payback for making you carry that book on the train, Jon?

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

"Orgasms painted for pride"

― Dan (You Could Also Try This) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

They are so boring I don't even want to have SEX with them!

― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

I got my first sexual proposal from a stranger on the street this year! :DDDDD

Man or woman, Jon?

Ian, I will help you meet girls this summer at parties. Maybe you can help me meet guys. Together we can try not to give up on relationships entirely.

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

Man or woman, Jon?

MAN

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

girls-are-slimy.eu (thanks for the warning, Calvin & Hobbes)

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

What HAPPENED to all the girls who don't bore the crap out of me? They used to be around. I think I would bore myself if I was going out with myself. BUH.

-- Ally C

Maybe we should swap cities? There are NO attractive, available, not-too-good-a-friend-of-mine, straight men in London. For the love of God, I don't want to get married, I just want someone worth flirting with. But there are loads of interesting girls.

― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

don't knock knitting! last time i went to a knitting group, i got drunk and made out with a boy.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

There are NO attractive, available, not-too-good-a-friend-of-mine, straight men in London.

Hi.

― chap who would dare to be a stone cold thug (chap), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

Ally C you know interesting chicks, for sure! Isn't glasgow teeming with them?

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

Those are my friends. Where are the hot, interesting, new ones? HUH? You should move here so we can DOUBLE DATE, if we ever get dates.

― Ally C (Ally C), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha i will never get a date!

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

Cook, you are pushing the envelope.

Rosemary's story is pretty racy!

― the bellefox, Thursday, 13 April 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

Mushroom Tea for Two W4m - 27
Reply to: xxxxxx@xxxxx.xxx
Date: 2006-04-13, 12:23PM EDT

I know this is a strange posting, but I've had them for a while and want to play and have fun. My friends are all married or in other states so that leaves me solo.

Looking for a creative, artistic, intelligent, fun, cute/good looking/stylish straight guy who wants to get silly this weekend. Please send a picture...chemistry is important for these types of experiments.

If you are not doing anything for the Holiday weekend and want to hallucinate, I want to meet you. oh, also, you must like dogs, because I have one.

* this is in or around Park Slope
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Friday, 14 April 2006 03:06 (nineteen years ago)

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