Top five lists of anything!

5: Motley Fool (Boring financial website) 4: "I pity the fool" (Catchphrase of TV's aeoplane fearer BA Barracus) 3: Rhubarb Fool (1920's pudding made of rhubarb & fat) 2: April Fool's Day (Day on calander designed specifically to lose friends with "lesser developed" sense of humour) 1: Foolscap (A size of paper that no-one uses or understands)

1. Coprophilia
2. Bestiality
3. Nasal Sex
4. Necrophilia
5. Eating cereal & milk out of women's shoes

1) Onion Bhajia 2) Samosas 3) Pakoras 4) Spicy Chana 5) Japanese Rice Crackers

5. Lisa Steps with naff 'rock' outfit.

4. Moody Eminem looking moody.

3. Claire Steps with punXoR spraycan.

2. Albino Britney on mocked-up desert island.

1. Hear'Say mugging atrociously in schoolboy/girl garb.

Top 5 Things in My Bag: 1. Fave lipstick 2. Cigarettes 3. Money money money 4. Staff discount card 5. Discman

5. Leo Tolstoy - War And Peace (not impressive at all as it is in £1 edition)
4. Hakim Bey - Immediatism (Never in the mood. Haven't been in the mood for HB since 1996 though so maybe time to give up.)
3. Roland Barthes - Camera Lucida (no idea why I've not read this actually and I'd forgotten I even had it - a happy accident then)
2. Jean Baudrillard - Seduction (I have more unread Baudrillard at my parents' house.)
1. Michel Foucault - Discipline And Punish (I spilt tomato ketchum on it on day of purchase and ever since then have found it vaguely icky).

5.Walls of Jericho 4.The Last Ride 3.Poetry in Motion 2.3-D (preferably through a table) 1.Rock Bottom, Rock Bottom

5 Endnotes

4 Footnotes

3 None

2 Harvard, with colons (Sachs:1999:23-25)

1 Harvard, with commas and pps (Sachs, 1999, pp23-25).

5) Frankie Knuckles [knockout producer]

4) Lung Leg [two for the price of one!]

3) The Liverbirds [scouse comediennes]

2) Urethra Franklin [soul diva with poor bladder control]

1) Tony Hart [three for the price of one!]

5. Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 4. Oompah oompah oompah smash 3. Wikky wikky wikky wik 2. MmmmmmmmmmmWOM! 1. BWAAAARP! BWAAAAAAAARP!

5)1 4)5 3)4 2)1 1)3

3 is the magic number

5. Martin Short 4. Chevy Chase 3. James Belushi 2. Judge Reinhold 1. Steve Guttenberg

1. Six (Blossom)

2. Penfold (Dangermouse)

3. Willow

4. Lorraine Macintosh (Deacon Blue)

5. Hugh Lawrie (Stephen Fry)

1. Odour
2. Scent
3. Olfaction
4. Fragrance
5. Stink

if you get as far as lists 51-60 you get a quite funny top 10 FORTHCOMING HARRY POTTER BOOKS

5 Members of SClub7

4 Trees

3 Crossword synonyms for 'smell'

2 Numbers 1-5

1 Fools

5. Fizzy Gravy
4. Wet Gravel
3. Rusty Water
2. Big Bomber
1. Captain's Log

5. Joint ache
4. Lethargy
3. Chesty cough
2. Prickly skin heat
1. "The guts"

5. Fruity 4. Hairy 3. Gareth's 2. like Geoff Capes' back 1. Tuppence-coloured

5. On shelf where I'm meant to leave them so I can find them again
4. Under duvet
3. Under junk on floor
2. Down side of bed
1. In pocket

5. Candy - Ash
4. The Waiting Line - Zero 7
3. Always Somethink There To Remind Me
2. Can't Get You Out of my Head
1. Eternal Flame - Atomic Kitten

1) They cost £1! 2) Unattractive colour scheme means no one pinches it. 3) Expand your mind. 4) There are loads of them. 5) Gloat at people who haven't read War and Peace. Lightweights!

1) Fuck off. 2) What a bunch of wankers. 3) The police - bunch of arseholes. 4) Bollocks - I'm stuck here for five minutes even if I don't give you any answers. 5) Driving to the census point then not stopping and flying up onto the motorway, and, in one instance, JUST answering the questions and almost taking me with him in wanker-like hurry.

1. Jus-Rol Pastry (round cross-section, Puff)

2. Jus-Rol Pastry (round cross-section, Shortcrust)

3. Crunchy-Nut Cornflakes

4. Oasis Summer Fruits

5. "life-affirming snacks"

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3

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4

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5

http://members.tripod.com/mhilvers/saabpics/saab96.jpg

xoxo

5. Best Post
4. Filthiest Poster
3. Dream Date Male
2. Dream Date Female
1. Nicest Poster

1) monkey bread
2) gingerbread
3) paklava
4) ones with red and green m&ms
5) chewy cinnamony ones

1. "WHY DO YOU DO THIS EVERY DAY?" Grafitti on wooden fence on your left. Next to it used to be a big poster explaining how Tony Blair was destroying Christian Radio but now there's more graf - "FOOD NOT BOMBS" and what looks like a picture of a man jumping about in some water.

2. The Brewmaster Hotel, Hillingdon, a squat octangular building with a glowing neon strip all around the edge - at night a thing of high magnitude, by day the shabbiest and poorest looking building you might ever hope not to see. A symbol of travelling-salesman loneliness, the home you imagine of lost souls forever stranded at London's outer limit.

3. Park Royal underground station, a beautiful square brick tower amidst rows of modest terrace housing. A steady stream of 1930s clerks file in and out dreaming aspirational dreams (or you'd like to think so.)

4. The Hoover Factory. "It's not a matter of life and death, but what is? What is?" - Elvis Costello, from his song about the grand Art Deco building (now a Tesco's supermarket) which comes into my head every time I make the journey.

5. The flyover at Shepherd's Bush. Under it, you can see out of the windows, is a basketball court, glass-walled and -roofed. When I first took the Tube it was barely a tennis court, covered in grafitti, with local kids playing there. It's gradually grown, getting proper flooring and markings, then a building, now this modern leisure complex but I hope the same kids play on it - or their brothers at least.

1) Gort
2) Robbie the Robot
3) Optimus Prime 4) R2 D2
5) Terminator

1- M/A/R/R/S - Pump the Volume 12" 5 gulden
2- Art of Noise - Moments in Love 12" 5 gulden
3- Kraftwerk - Computer Love album 5 gulden
4- 'Orval' Beer Glass 1 gulden
5- Gullit/Rijkaard/Van Basten Oranje'88 Coffee Mugs 7.50 gulden

5. Mancho Wak in Commerce Court, does not follow corporate food orders.
4. Pumpernickels in BCE, dammmm goood. A bit like the soup Nazi though.
3. House of Kim (I forget exactly who), 1st Canadian Place, its Korean and serves beer and sushi, possibly the best place to loose an afternoon outside of the Beir Marker which isnt underground.
2. Thai Island, also in 1 st Canada Place but up near the Exchange Place (the northeast end, its a new food court). Best Pad Thai and any type of noodles in the PATH.
1. Tastes of India. Under whatever is west of Commerce Court, South of 1st Canada, Dang I forget its name. The Chicken Maghki (I can neither pronounce or spell it) is drop dead amazing (its on sale on Thursdays), the spamozas are actually spicey and the rice is good no matter what curry is dropped on top of it.

Once had a guilt dilemma over chicken nuggets and then ate turkey and armenian meatballs for three days
Twice went shopping
Three times blew up at my family, extended relatives included in one case
Four times cried
Five pounds gained

1. Jude Law bust.

2. Simple canoe.

3. Detailed canoe.

4. Exact 3-D replica of scene which occurs at 1 hour, 22 minutes of Rocky III.

5. Bar Of Soap.

Ciao and party hard!

5. Scrimshaw

4. Hurdy-gurdy

3. Robot

2. Neck

1. Comic (A NANCY comic shrunk down to postage stamp size, and still quite legible!)

5) E
4) D
3) C
2) B
1) A

(Well, Alan stole my original list... *pout*)

5) practicing that whatsisname on the piano
4) laundry
3) history homework
2) math
1) selling things

Lusenet forums: 1) ILE 2) ILFMBOP 3) ILM 4) Destroy ILE 5) Destroy Destroy ILE. I wanted to put Identity Theft on there somewhere, but its disappeared.

I'm not interested, it's just that it's pretty obvious. It's not like you need to guess.

Top 5 things thrown out of my fridge when I cleaned it

1. package of bacon that resembled turf
2. shrimp stir-fry I made in August
3. pasta that contained olives. i think
4. container of apple juice that had turned to grape juice
5. about 10 different tubs of sour cream

1. The Boo Radleys - "Lazy Day"

2. My Bloody Valentine - "Off Your Face"

3. Red House Painters - "Grace Cathedral Park"

4. Trashcan Sinatras - "Hayfever"

5. Broadcast - "Lights Out"

5: Central Billing '01

4: Day File 0001 -

3: Wages Folder

2: Bar Cash Up 1/8/2001 -

1: VAT Wank

Davis
Cohen
Vermeire
Kirkwood
McCarter

1. "What's the problem?"
2. "What do you take me for?"
3. "Why are you like this?"
4. "Why can't we take a couple of tablets?"
5. "Should I throw my tam in the ring and run for president?"

Top Five Rhetorical Devices Employed in Item Number Two of "Nitsuh Abebe's Official Top Five Favorite Songs Ever, as Realized without Agonizing or Second-Guessing in a Flash of Clarity at 4:35 a.m.":

1. "Arsenic be judge, gin be jury."
(Alliteration, metonymy, archaism, asyndeton)
2. "Eerie, wild, and wailing."
(Alliteration, assonance)
3. "You want me; do I?"
(Aporia, antithesis)
4. "I gets larger as she gets nearer."
(Euphemism, metonymy)
5. "The chocolate's watching; the cuckoos are clocking me."
(Personification, assonance, alliteration, paronomasia)

Top Five Musical Bits in "Nitsuh Abebe's Official Top Five Favorite Songs Ever, as Realized without Agonizing or Second-Guessing in a Flash of Clarity at 4:35 a.m.":

1. Pinnacle-of-human-creation riff from "Lazy Day."
2. Enveloped "breathing" quality of keys from "Lights Out."
3. Bouncy ascending piano fill between first "only one way" and second "only one way" from "Hayfever."
4. Vocals following swerving guitar from into to "Off Your Face."
5. Introduction of sprightly bass line to "Grace Cathedral Park."

Top Five Instruments I Would Prefer to Play During Live Renditions of "Nitsuh Abebe's Official Top Five Favorite Songs Ever, as Realized without Agonizing or Second-Guessing in a Flash of Clarity at 4:35 a.m.":

1. "Hayfever" = voice, tambourine. 2. "Grace Cathedral Park" = chiming lead guitar. 3. "Lights Out" = secondary analog synth fills. 4. "Lazy Day" = electric rhythm guitar. 5. "Off Your Face" = Bilinda Butcher.

1) Insomnia can sometimes be a good thing
2) David Foster Wallace
3) Rollercoasters in songs
4) HTML can be oddly difficult to get right sometimes
5) He's a filthy bugger that Nitsuh

1. "Strawberry Hill" on Red House Painters
2. "Do You Know How to Waltz" on Low's The Curtain Hits the Cast
3. "Rainy Day" (end organ solo) on Sugarplant's Happy / Trance Mellow
4. "The Happy End (The Drunk Room" on Mercury Rev's Deserter's Songs
5. "Who the Fuck?" on Graham Coxon's The Sky is Too High

5) Ice cream
4) French Vanilla Dunkacinos
3) Spicy cheese sticks
2) Popcorn with lots of butter and salt
1) Oreos with green filling and pictures of the Grinch on one side

1. Evian
2. Ballygowan
3. Highland Spring
4. Vittel
5. Volvic

1. Wolverine
2. Nightcrawler
3. Rogue
4. Shadowcat
5. Beast

1. Mysteries
2. Victoria
3. Dreamers
4. The Wanderer
5. Hunger

1. Western
2. Thrift store 1930s (female)
3. Slacker cum grease monkey
4. Great big baggy pants
5. Punk

1. girl
2. monkey
3. raccoon (damp)
4. bee or other fuzzy insect
5. The Incredible Hulk

5. spend less on music and actually listen more.

4. own a car

3. lose 20 lbs.

2. write more

1. move to washington

1. Sushi (vegetarian, eight pieces) from Tokyo House
2. Photo sticker booth fun, Morning Glory
3. Two hours of internet use at The Governor's
4. Coffee for you and a friend, Modaks
5. Bus tickets for you and two friends, destination: St. Clair beach

1. Kamel Reds, pack
2. Rolling Rock, pint bottle; courtesy Sterling
3. Small Factory singles comp, jewel case
4. Altoids, wintergreen
5. Coca Cola, 12 oz. can

1. William Shatner attempts to enrol his dog in school for gifted children; Pam & I have already got our twin daughters in there, but one of them will be kept by the school as payment. Shatner eventually turns to Charlie Sheen, head of the military section of school - has success.

2. I'm playing fruit snooker with Stephen Hendry (all the balls are berries). He arrogantly rolls a gooseberry into the middle pocket and I threaten him with a bread knife. He starts crying.

3. Nick D lands a role in a BBC costume drama. Stevie T and I are in the audience for studio filming (yes, I know, dramas don't have studio audiences). He emerges with ludicrous beard and we heckle. In closing titles, he's credited as Nasdoor Orr.

4. Charlotte Coleman and my friend John Jervis are sitting together on a filthy couch in some North London squat. CC is chain-smoking. She calmly explains that, all things considered, she prefers being dead.

5. I'm filming a documentary on BMX gangs in the Canary Islands. Alix unexpectedly turns up at the airport looking like a movie star. There is a riot.

Tom: Jervis is a pal of mine from postgrad days; he runs a record label called Where It's At Is Where You Are (Gilfrendo, Sportique, Family Way, Defisis, Weevil et al) from his luxury pad in Maidenhead.

1. Two glasses of water the night before. You'll be in the loo so fast upon waking you won't know what hit you.

2. Smoked bacon on toast with Heinz ketchup and mayonnaise.

3. Egg soldiers.

4. Cornershop noodles tarted up with handful of coriander, boiled egg, chilli oil and a dash of soy sauce.

5. Gently scrambled eggs made with butter, milk, parmesan and Cruella de Vil levels of pepper.

5. Pulling out my nice long coats (camel hair with leopard print trim; subtle houndstooth check wool with mink collar and satin lining)

4. wearing wooly over the knee socks and bunny slippers

3. turning on the gas heaters so there's at least one nice warm spot in each room.

2. eating cold food like chili and hot slices of pie

1. snuggling up in flannel sheets to sleep with all the animals joining you.

brr, cold.

and where are the bloody marys?

1. "Egg Soldiers is this thing"
2. "gay Shaggy freezes men and peeks inside their Speedos"
3. "Hank's ex-wife used to masturbate horses"
4. "I should like to draw your attention to FatNick's latest project, his new interpretations of classic poetry."
5. "doing a reggie"

Brown sauce, bleurgh. Some apparatchik at Andrewes Cafe served me a bacon sandwich with this on it, was totally foul. Vinegarish stuff + bacon = chunks blown, except for the spinach salad with bits of real bacon, caramelised shallots and balsamic vinegar.

Bloody Marys are obviously ace, but the list was definitely non- alcoholic.

1)Bad HTML
2)Use of word 'booyaka'
3)Reverse order.

hey norman, what is car #3, cos its hot!

Isn't it. It's a Bristol 410. Hand-built, seperate chassis, Chrysler 6lt V8 engine. There's actually one in a fancy garage near where I live for £800. You know, the sort of money normal people can afford.

There is also a really nice Triumph 2000 for sale @ another garage nearby. The big Wolseley is actually located in Dunedin!

1. I'm hungry
2. They are nice
3. I'm bored
4. It's the right thing to do
5. I don't have to share them then.

There's actually one in a fancy garage near where I live for £800.

errrr that's £8000. and it's still there!

1) The way to the forest is barred, we cannot enter tonight. 2) Hungry crows surround the lone squirrel, ready to strike. 3) Her dress has patches; weeping, she kisses the gravestone. 4) The picnic. A languid calypso plays by the water. 5) The Queen of Cups, reversed and on fire.

1) Bis
2) Gauloises
3) Marlboro (Reds)
4) Peter Stuyvesant
5) Silk Cut *sigh*

1) Rat
2) Specially Evolved Mosquito (Mosquito Tubius)
3) Cat I saw at West Hampstead once
4) Greenfly
5) An American Werewolf In London

• Cumulonimbus
• Cirrocumulus
• Noctilucent cloud
• Cirrus
• Altocumulus castellanus

1) Square
2) Magic Ractangle size (all the better for tesselation)
3) Hexagonal )Esp sixties municipal buildings)
4) Bobbly and yellow - international paving slab signifier of road crossing.
5) Crazy paving. As bevoled by seventies gardeners.

5 Small 20s style (blue) (white inside)

4 Small swirly patterned (dark on light blue) (white inside)

3 Medium abstract flower (blue on white) (white inside)

2 Medium beveled white (white inside)

1 Medium straight white (white inside)

Top 5 sets of espresso cups

: 5 New in - handleless clay fired flower pattern, bought on holiday (no saucers)

4 Yellow w/ blue stars (no saucers)

3 Tiny dark green Denby (mother's wedding present passed on) (with saucers)

2 Blue Denby (nicked from particularly obnoxious employer when I was temp secretary; part of set) (with saucers)

1 Tiny green outside/blue inside (without saucers)

How silly. I also bought a scotch EG and some matzo crackers but not eaten them yet.

In what curious world do magic rectangles aid tessalation?

1. Pepperoni 2. Cheeses. 3. Peppers. 4. Sauce. 5. Onions.

Top 5 things I'm glad aren't on it.

I don't need to do this one, I think we all know.

Top 5 things in this room currently.

1. Horizontal Headphones that look cool and have good sound. 2. Dictaphone with lottie in it. 3. Felix Da Housecat CD. 4. Computer. 5. Assorted notes, sheets a-4 pads, with dance music related scrawlings.

1. Lovely bottle of exploding Normandy cidre courtesy of Pete & the Grokalists.

2. A different bottle of exploding Normand cidre courtesy of Pete etc.

3. A pleasant if rather messy bottle of Spanish Sidra Natural courtesy of dodgy shop at Bilbao Airport.

4. A big old tub of Weston's Scrumpy courtesy of Tescos

5. Gin and tonic (relegated to #5 as a result of being PLYMOUTH gin)

Urgh it sounds horrifically zoider based on Sunday, sorry I couldn't make it, but you wouldn't have wanted my zoider hatin' ways there anyway.

A significant proportion of the sidra natural was lost, it's true, but not down my chin. (Incidentally I decided I wanted to be a Masters of the Universe character called SidRa.)

5. "God damnit!"
4. "Shit!"
3. "Cockfarmer."
2. "Donkey balls!"
1. "FUCKSOCKS."

1. Fancied a coworker. 2. Used the magical tube to put money in a safe. 3. Sold petrol. 4. Signed a contract. 5. Went to McDonalds on the way home.

1) indigo

2) stone

3 snow

4) snow (with patches)

5) used

1) velcro

2) press stud

3) button

4) that clip thing on suit trousers

5) damnit i only know 4

1. Cigarette butts
2. Lager cans
3. Sweet wrappers
4. Torn up travelcards
5. Yesterday's newspapers.

1. The Juanita Special Bean Dip
2. Pasadena Mudslide
3. Rusty Trombone
4. Dog in a bathtub
5. Arabian Goggles

   ― Chris, Tuesday, 30 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The list is incomplete. I'm not sure it's in order either.

1. regexes
2. $#array -index of the last element of an array
3. xemacs color perl mode
4. $_
5. derefencing complex data structures sytax

1. ZZ
2. /
3. i
4. o, or O (tie)
5. "a10dd

Top 5 things I just picked up at the grocery store for my BBQ tonight:

1. hamburger patties (pre-formed, so no messy hands!)
2. whole wheat buns
3. guacamole
4. ketchup
5. chips

carlton black
hoegaarden
coopers best extra stout
asahi
mountain goat

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The Pinefox
Tracer Hand
Ned Raggett
Sterling Clover
Gale Deslongchamps

1/ HSBC

2/ Connex South Eastern rail travel

3/ Emap Performance LTD

4/ London Transport

5/ Vodaphone

New York City
Berlin
Philadelphia
Brussels
Manchester(!)

5. Michael Jackson (had moved into my old bedroom at my parent's house. This caused great tension between me and my mother, as the King of Pop's monkey kept bothering my cat.)

4. Terri Garr (was an attorney for Microsoft, and treated me with great contempt during my Kafka-esque trial for software piracy and arson of a Kebab stand.)

3. Low (performed a cover version of "Thank You for Hearing Me" while dogs played and many teenage girls hula-hooped on my parents' front lawn.)

2. Christina Ricci (did her.)

1. Weird Al Yankovic (was in my eighth-grade classroom as I flew around, telling everyone in the room that I hate them.)

monte alban on santa monica
border grill on fourth
serenita de garabaldi on fourth
lare's on pico
place at sawtelle and pico across from best buy

mary oliver
st. john of the cross
joe sorren
lydia davis
catherine keener

1. Blackpool Pleasure Beach - Blackpool, GB (1)
2. Efteling - Holland (I don't remember how to spell the name of the town...its a really big name and stuff)
3. Europa Park - Rust, GER
4. Lakeside - Denver, CO
5. Kennywood - Pittsburgh, PA

(1) And I'm not English, or even of Anglo descent. I envy you guys for this place. Southport too.

-
Alan

5.
EK: Twenty Benson, please.
CSP: You don't want any beer?
EK: Er, no thanks. Maybe this afternoon.

4.
CSP: Hey man, how are you doing?
[EK answers pretty friendlily, is drawn into short conversation, leaves and never returns to shop which is by far the closest to EK's flat at the time, instead walking to shops which are further away, owing to fear of having to talk to strangers.]

3.
[EK is purchasing some nice chocolates.]
CSP: These look good. Are they good?
EK: Yeah. I mean, I like them.
CSP: Mmm, they look good! Maybe I should have some?
EK: I think you should. They're good.
CSP: You think I should? They look good.
EK: Yeah, maybe you should. They're good.

2.
[EK is buying assorted groceries and some cigarettes. He pays, receives change, and continues to stand at the counter like a dope. CSP wonders why EK is still there.]
EK (finally, nervously): And the cigarettes?
CSP: I already gave you them.
EK [checks bag]: No, look, I don't think you did.
CSP: I did. Don't pull this crap on me.
EK: Seriously, I think you forgot to give me my cigarettes.
CSP; I gave you your cigarettes, okay?
EK: You didn't! [Checks pockets.] Shit. Here they are! [Grins with embarrassment.] Sorry!
[CSP sneers at EK, who leaves.]

1.
EK [in Scottish accent, which makes 'i's sound like 'u's]: Do you have binbags?
CSP: Do we have what?
EK: Binbags.
CSP: Sorry, I don't understand you.
EK: Binbags! [Spots binbags] Oh, there they are.
CSP: Ah! You meant BLACK bags. [Laughing at EK] You didn't want to say the word 'black' because I am black, eh?
EK: No, really, I call them binbags...

5. More more!
4. And again!
3. Shazam!
2. Bump!
1. Revive!

1. El Gran Silencio
2. Cafe Tacuba
3. Jaguares
4. Celso Pina y su Banda Ronda
5. Los Tucanes de Tijuana

1. It's the freaking weekend
2. I am listening to Zwan
3. I just had lunch
4. er?
5. Bon Jovi tonight!

1. Iron Maiden - Videos of the Beast
2. Perfect Blue
3. Blood the Last Vampire
4. Transformers - Five faces of Darkness
5. er, I only have 4 'proper' DVD's, unless I include the ones that came with my Shakira, Sum 41 and Zwan CD's.

1. Duracell M3 AA
2. HVW Super Heavy Duty AAA
3. 9 Volt
4. Everready D
5. Duracell C

1. Quick check out my online novel before it's wiped from the face of the earth
2. any SF-area ILXORs wanna do a huge favor BY FRIDAY for their old buddy Neudonym?
3. So what's the fuckin' deal with ANGER
4. my next one
5. like Melissa Sue Anderson at the end of that '80s slasher movie...

Top 5 posh sensitive outdoorsy british army officer type cunts of the early 21st century

1. James Blunt
2. Johnny Mercer
3. Rory Stewart
4. Ben Fogle
5. Bear Grylls