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I SHOT MLK

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 10 April 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

SPIRITUAL NEGRO

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 10 April 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

INTONATION FESTIVAL

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 10 April 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

ASHFORDAND SIMPSON

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 10 April 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

TUPAC ATE MY BALLS

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 10 April 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

ATM INSIDE

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Sunday, 10 April 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

BEAVER PATROL

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 10 April 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

SUK MI HUJ FKN DIK

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 10 April 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

1 pWN 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1

― Stan Fields (Stan Fields), Sunday, 10 April 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

TITTY TITTY BANG BANG

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 10 April 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

CRUNK KIKES

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 10 April 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

hahaaha!

― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 10 April 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

AIDS LOL

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 10 April 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)

REPRESENTRIFICATION

― Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 10 April 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

ENTER OUR TEH BRAVERY & REGINA SPEKTOR GIVE-AWAY

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 10 April 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

BRING THE TROOPS HOME

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 10 April 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

BAPTIST FO LIFE

― sugarpants: bea arthur's secret lover (sugarpants), Sunday, 10 April 2005 22:58 (twenty years ago)

EAT MY FUC

― sugarpants: bea arthur's secret lover (sugarpants), Sunday, 10 April 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

EVERYBODY IS GAY BUT ME

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

BLACKER THAN THOU

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

BLACK AND PROUD

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

TEEN RAPIST

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

I SELL ILLEGAL DRUGS

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:01 (twenty years ago)

ASK ME ABOUT MY GRAND LARCENY

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:01 (twenty years ago)

COTTON PICKING MINUTE

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

CRITICAL MASSA

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

I STOOD ON THE FEEDING TUBE

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

IMPARTIAL BIRTH ABORTION

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

BRING THE TROOPS EMO

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

STUNT COCK

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:12 (twenty years ago)

IRONIC LOSER

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)

TRANSEXUALS VS. GAYBOTS

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)

RICH AND WHITE

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

THIS HOODIE GIVES ME STREET CRED

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

SHUT THE FUCK UP JEW

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

EMO STANDS FOR "EMOTIONAL"

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:15 (twenty years ago)

I LOVE PAINED INDIE GUYS WHO PLAY GUITAR

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)

COMMISSION A SECOND SERIES OF NATHAN BARLEY

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)

LITERATE

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)

THE SHINS WILL CHANGE YOUR SEXUALITY

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

I SHIT IN THE SUBWAY

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

ZERO SALES RESISTANCE

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

NIG*ER

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

MY COCK IS EVEN BIGGER THAN MY FRINGE

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

I HAVE AN IRONICALLY FAT GIRLFRIEND

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

I HEART LOUIS FARRAKHAN

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

I PIRATE COMPUTER SOFTWARE

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)

BLACK MEN CAN JUMP ME

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)

UNARMED

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)

1BR MMF DP FACIAL $2500/M

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)

SARCASTIC? YEAH RIGHT

― Masked Gazza, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:22 (twenty years ago)

SLIT MY THROAT FOR PEACE

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:22 (twenty years ago)

RAPE ME IRONICALLY

― Masked Gazza, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:23 (twenty years ago)

BLACKSTREET BOY

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:24 (twenty years ago)

I RAPED YOUR MOM

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:24 (twenty years ago)

DEEP THROAT

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:24 (twenty years ago)

RAPETASTIC
RAPEALICIOUS
GET AWAY FROM ME YOU DIRTY RAPES
RAPERS DELIGHT
FINEST RAPE JELLY

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:25 (twenty years ago)

LITTLEST HOBO KNIFER

― Masked Gazza, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:25 (twenty years ago)

I'M IRONIC AND ANEMIC

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

WHERE IS MY ONE BLACK FRIEND WHEN I NEED HIM?

― I DESIRE...MACARONI NECKLACES AND SOAP SCULPTURES (Matt Chesnut), Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)

B.S. IN ENGLISH LIT

― I DESIRE...MACARONI NECKLACES AND SOAP SCULPTURES (Matt Chesnut), Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:32 (twenty years ago)

I GAVE CARLOS D HERPES

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:35 (twenty years ago)

GONNORHEA AND I'M NEVER COMING BACK

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:35 (twenty years ago)

RY FUCKER

― Masked Gazza, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:35 (twenty years ago)

DRANO YUM

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

LMAO TSETUNG

― I DESIRE...MACARONI NECKLACES AND SOAP SCULPTURES (Matt Chesnut), Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

SELF-REFERENTIAL SLOGAN IS THE NEW IRONIC SLOGAN
I LIKE BLACK SABBATH
MY OTHER BICYCLE IS A PIPE BOMB

― Josh Feola, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)

VON DOOSH

― dan (dan), Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:56 (twenty years ago)

ME AND MY GAY ROOMMATE STARTED "FREAKFOLK"

― cornelius crash (cornelius crash), Monday, 11 April 2005 00:00 (twenty years ago)

ME AND MY GAYER ROOMMATE STARTED POST-FREAKFOLK

― I DESIRE...MACARONI NECKLACES AND SOAP SCULPTURES (Matt Chesnut), Monday, 11 April 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA

― daria g (daria g), Monday, 11 April 2005 00:21 (twenty years ago)

i thought their own "DIE HIPSTERS DIE" as seen in an ad, was good enough for me.

― Holly (an appletross), Monday, 11 April 2005 00:26 (twenty years ago)

why is there so much hatred towards some crappy web banner ad shite. do people actually BUY that shit?

― The Scottish Restauranteer (ex machina), Monday, 11 April 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

I AM THE PINK WIZARDS

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Monday, 11 April 2005 00:47 (twenty years ago)

ILX = RAPISTS

― What's with all the mad rapists?, Monday, 11 April 2005 01:11 (twenty years ago)

"i am the guy who sucks. plus i got depression"

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 11 April 2005 01:28 (twenty years ago)

WHERE IS MY ONE BLACK FRIEND WHEN I NEED HIM?

-- I DESIRE...MACARONI NECKLACES AND SOAP SCULPTURES

Hahahahahaha.

― Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 11 April 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

FLUFFER

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 11 April 2005 01:31 (twenty years ago)

PROJECT BITCH

― strng hlkngtn, Monday, 11 April 2005 01:34 (twenty years ago)

BKLYN 4MNTHS

― Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 11 April 2005 02:44 (twenty years ago)

NARC

― moribund q. whistlestop, Monday, 11 April 2005 04:05 (twenty years ago)

INFORMANT

― moribund q. whistlestop, Monday, 11 April 2005 04:05 (twenty years ago)

I HATE BLACK PEOPLE

― moribund q. whistlestop, Monday, 11 April 2005 04:05 (twenty years ago)

KKK

― moribund q. whistlestop, Monday, 11 April 2005 04:06 (twenty years ago)

TRUSTAFARIANSTER

― The Scottish Restauranteer (ex machina), Monday, 11 April 2005 04:06 (twenty years ago)

DYING FOR ACCEPTANCE

― moribund q. whistlestop, Monday, 11 April 2005 04:06 (twenty years ago)

UNCUT

― moribund q. whistlestop, Monday, 11 April 2005 04:06 (twenty years ago)

JUNGLE BUNNY

― moribund q. whistlestop, Monday, 11 April 2005 04:07 (twenty years ago)

+50 MYSPACE POWER

― I DESIRE...MACARONI NECKLACES AND SOAP SCULPTURES (Matt Chesnut), Monday, 11 April 2005 04:07 (twenty years ago)

I BREAK FOR TEENAGERS

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 11 April 2005 04:11 (twenty years ago)

This thread is great.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 11 April 2005 07:01 (twenty years ago)

AMBIGUOUS NAZI

― Frogman Henry, Monday, 11 April 2005 10:37 (twenty years ago)

PRESS MY 7"

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Monday, 11 April 2005 10:45 (twenty years ago)

I HAVE A MYSPAZ PROFILE

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 11 April 2005 10:49 (twenty years ago)

QUEERBASHER

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 11 April 2005 10:50 (twenty years ago)

LET ME RECORD YOUR SWEAR WORDS WITH MY DICK-TAPHONE

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 11 April 2005 10:50 (twenty years ago)

YOU BLEED JUST TO KNOW YOUR ALIVE

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 11 April 2005 10:51 (twenty years ago)

These are funny, but to be honest they don't beat these:


Navy Graffito and a 6" skull-and-crossbones get booty for Anthony

Navy blue on feather gray meets funky justification

Lucy's redemption comes with teal lowercase Gothic on purple

Yushi's yellow Graffito wraps around his waist like a sashy sash

Caleb splits his A when he puts GameOver text on heather gray

Antonio demanded 6" uppercase Gothic letters to rep L.A. Okay!

Ryan achieves immortality with red College letters on black

― Masked Gazza, Monday, 11 April 2005 10:56 (twenty years ago)

Neighbourhoodie, you and i are gonna live forever.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 11 April 2005 10:58 (twenty years ago)


PRE-GENTRIFICATION PIONEER

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 April 2005 12:43 (twenty years ago)

why is there so much hatred towards some crappy web banner ad shite. do people actually BUY that shit?

I have.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Monday, 11 April 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)

MY SECOND CAR IS YOUR COOTER

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 11 April 2005 13:04 (twenty years ago)

LADIES LOVE COOL JAMS

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 11 April 2005 13:05 (twenty years ago)

GORDON SHUMWAY HAS A POSSE

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 11 April 2005 13:06 (twenty years ago)

It's not just web banner ad shite. Neighborhoodies is advertised in a shitload of magazines (even homemaker mags like Ready Made). It is a lameass idea that made them rich! Don't think there aren't a bunch of dumbass wannabe's in Wyoming wearing hoodies that say "BROOKLYN" on them.

― Lemonade Salesman (Eleventy-Twelve), Monday, 11 April 2005 13:12 (twenty years ago)

HARD HITTIN' NEW BRITAIN

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 11 April 2005 13:14 (twenty years ago)

THE POWER OF EVOL

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 11 April 2005 13:14 (twenty years ago)

Don't think there aren't a bunch of dumbass wannabe's in Wyoming wearing hoodies that say "BROOKLYN" on them.

I doubt you need Neighborhoodies for THAT.

― sugarpants: bea arthur's secret lover (sugarpants), Monday, 11 April 2005 13:16 (twenty years ago)

I bet 80% of the BROOKLYN hoodies in Wyoming are from Neighborhoodies.

― Lemonade Salesman (Eleventy-Twelve), Monday, 11 April 2005 13:17 (twenty years ago)

Why the Wyoming hate?

― The Scottish Restauranteer (ex machina), Monday, 11 April 2005 13:21 (twenty years ago)

I bought one of the tees for an xmas present. They are really well-made, nice shirts. their catalog was cool too and had a personal note/autograph from the owner. I blamed the latter on the gift being late though. Fool should spend less time writing thank you notes to customers and more time making t-shirts.

Why would anyone want to wear a shirt that said "brooklyn"?

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Monday, 11 April 2005 13:23 (twenty years ago)

What does your shirt say?

― The Scottish Restauranteer (ex machina), Monday, 11 April 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)

The one I bought had the name and area code of my boyfriend's small home town.

I want to get a messenger bag with my old hood's name and a rooster on it.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Monday, 11 April 2005 13:25 (twenty years ago)

NO FEAR

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Monday, 11 April 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

T-Shirt Slogans

― myFavoriteTread, Monday, 11 April 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

VISION SKATE WEAR

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 11 April 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)

GIRBAUD

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 11 April 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)

LOUIS VUITTON

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 11 April 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)

CALVIN KLEIN

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 11 April 2005 14:27 (twenty years ago)

http://www.firstartsource.com/Graphics/Artists/Haring.jpg

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Monday, 11 April 2005 14:27 (twenty years ago)

HALSTON

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 11 April 2005 14:27 (twenty years ago)

RALPH LAUREN

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 11 April 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

KATE SPADE

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 11 April 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

GUCCI

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 11 April 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

THE GAP, BITCH

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 11 April 2005 14:29 (twenty years ago)

OLD MOTHERFUCKING NAVY

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 11 April 2005 14:29 (twenty years ago)

K-FRIGGIN'-MART

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 11 April 2005 14:29 (twenty years ago)

BIG K

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 11 April 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

KFC

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 11 April 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

DOGVILLAGE
WORLD FACTORIES
BOWELL-PERALTA
SATAN CRUZ
NERDHOUSE

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Monday, 11 April 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

I WORK BLUE

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 11 April 2005 14:32 (twenty years ago)

HOW'M I WALKING? LET ME KNOW!

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 11 April 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

I WILL PEG YOU

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 11 April 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

LMAO TSETUNG

JANEANE GAROFFLE-O

(p.s. i just saw an actual brooklyn neighborhoodies store. didn't see anyone shopping in there though.)

― jody the country girl doll (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 11 April 2005 14:38 (twenty years ago)

STARBUCKS UNIVERSITY
MAGMA CUM LATTE

― jody the country girl doll (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 11 April 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

[ETC] [part time]

― jody the country girl doll (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 11 April 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

I WRITE FOR THE FREE WEEKLY

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Monday, 11 April 2005 14:55 (twenty years ago)

MY MOM PAID FOR THIS SHIRT

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 11 April 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

NEGRO PLEASE

― Vestigial Appendages, Esq. (King Kobra), Monday, 11 April 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

BITCHES AIN'T SHIT BUT CLITS AND TITS

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 11 April 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

WHATEVER CREAMS YOUR TWINKIE

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 11 April 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

I LISTEN TO JAY-Z

― Vestigial Appendages, Esq. (King Kobra), Monday, 11 April 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

ASK ME ABOUT $1 PBR NITE

― Vestigial Appendages, Esq. (King Kobra), Monday, 11 April 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

DEALER CARRIES ONLY $20 IN CASH

― Vestigial Appendages, Esq. (King Kobra), Monday, 11 April 2005 15:22 (twenty years ago)

DISENFRANCHISED

― Vestigial Appendages, Esq. (King Kobra), Monday, 11 April 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

I

― Dan M. (OutDatWay), Monday, 11 April 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)

Y KANT TORI READ

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 11 April 2005 15:41 (twenty years ago)

I TAKE VIAGKRA

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 11 April 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

MY CAT'S BREATH SMELLS LIKE YOUR MOM

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 11 April 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

http://www.assuranceind.com/snaggolf/images/snag/bullseye.jpg

― Vestigial Appendages, Esq. (King Kobra), Monday, 11 April 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

I SHOOT MILK

― Masked Gazza, Monday, 11 April 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

I LONG FOR ACCEPTANCE FROM MY PEERS

― moribund q. whistlestop, Tuesday, 12 April 2005 03:17 (twenty years ago)

HULK HOGAN THINKS YOU'RE GAY

― ()ops (()()ps), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 03:25 (twenty years ago)

I LOVE STAND-UP COMEDY AND MAKING $$$$

― jody the country girl doll (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

GOT INTERNET?

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 12 April 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)

PLAESE RETURN TO OWNER

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 12 April 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)

WORLD'S GREATEST LOSER

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 12 April 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

HOLLABACK MOM

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 12 April 2005 03:48 (twenty years ago)

MY OTHER SHIRT HAS JESUS ON IT

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 12 April 2005 03:51 (twenty years ago)

ARCADE FIRE STREET TEAM

― jody the country girl doll (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 03:52 (twenty years ago)

PACKED WITH EXPLOSIVES

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 12 April 2005 03:58 (twenty years ago)

WILL AU PAIR FOR CRACK

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 12 April 2005 03:59 (twenty years ago)

I "GET" WAYNE NEWTON

― jody the country girl doll (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 04:02 (twenty years ago)

YOUR FINEST GRAPE JELLY AND NO EVIAN

― jody the country girl doll (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 04:05 (twenty years ago)

This thread is about as clever as "Neighborhoodies".

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 04:05 (twenty years ago)

and less tasty than a Hoodsie cup.

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 04:05 (twenty years ago)

THAT MAKE YOU FEEL BIG NOW, BOY?

― ()ops (()()ps), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 04:08 (twenty years ago)

HOODIE SLOGANS ARE THE NEW CLEVER LOGIN NAMES

― bruno ponce-jones, Tuesday, 12 April 2005 04:09 (twenty years ago)

META IS BETTA

― ()ops (()()ps), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 04:10 (twenty years ago)

PRIVATIZE WELFARE

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 12 April 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)

COUGAR HUNTER

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)

WHERE IS A SERIOUS GIRL, WHO REALLY AIMS MARRIAGE?

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 04:17 (twenty years ago)

DANCE LIKE NOBODYS LISTENING

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 12 April 2005 04:18 (twenty years ago)

I CAN'T MAKE MY FACE TURN INTO A HEART

― Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 04:19 (twenty years ago)

(READ: FUCK YOU)

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 12 April 2005 04:20 (twenty years ago)

CLUB KIDS, NOT SANDWICHES

― jody the country girl doll (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 04:22 (twenty years ago)

SEMEN IS NATURE'S MAYONNAISE

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 04:23 (twenty years ago)

JAMES TAYLOR IS EMO

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 04:24 (twenty years ago)

BITCH, SEEKS SAME


― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 04:27 (twenty years ago)

7 6 5 4 3 DAYS TIL SUICIDE

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 12 April 2005 04:29 (twenty years ago)

BANGBANGBANG, SKEETSKEETSKEET

― Lethal Dizzle (djdee2005), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 04:30 (twenty years ago)

MY MOM IS BRENDA YOU

― jody the country girl doll (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 04:39 (twenty years ago)

BEWARE OF SLEESTAK

― Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

AMERUHCUH WE STAND AS ONE

― Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 04:57 (twenty years ago)

CORK IT SHRIMP

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 12 April 2005 04:59 (twenty years ago)

WARNING I EAT IPODS

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 12 April 2005 05:08 (twenty years ago)

DANGER PAT ROBERTSON

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 05:11 (twenty years ago)

FUCK WASHING A HOODIE

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 12 April 2005 05:17 (twenty years ago)

BROOKLYNIST

― jody the country girl doll (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 05:21 (twenty years ago)

TRAGIC FUCKING ANTIHERO

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 05:22 (twenty years ago)

I once (really) made a shirt w. puff-paint It said:

po mo mo fo, ho.

I never wore it.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 05:23 (twenty years ago)

I made a shirt for my sister with HAIL SATAN in white letters on black cotton. I don't know why I found that phrase clever but I did. I've never seen a neighborhoodie that I thought was fun/funny/clever

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 12 April 2005 05:27 (twenty years ago)

COPACETIC LOTHARIO

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 05:50 (twenty years ago)

ID HIT IT YO

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 05:57 (twenty years ago)

IT'S PAPA REU!!

― kephm, Tuesday, 12 April 2005 06:03 (twenty years ago)

ME AND MY LLAMA
GOIN TO THE DENTIST TODAY

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 06:16 (twenty years ago)

DOUCHEBAG WITHIN A DOUCHEBAG

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 07:03 (twenty years ago)

JEWPAC SHAKUR

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

wow you guys are making me want to go ahead and purchase one.

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 15 April 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

FAILED MUSICIAN

BROWN IS THE NEW "SHUT THE FUCK UP"

YES, THESE GLASSES ARE PRESCRIPTION

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Saturday, 16 April 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

L L COOL JEW

― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 16 April 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

JEW TANG 4EVA

― Aaron A., Saturday, 16 April 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

I DON'T READ BOOKS BY 28 YEAR OLD JEWS LIVING IN PARK SLOPE

― Aaron A., Saturday, 16 April 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

I GOT JEW JEW EYEBALL

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 16 April 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

C.S. JEWESS

― ron mexico, Saturday, 16 April 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

THIS GARMENT THRILLS FASCISTS

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Saturday, 16 April 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

EX VICE RESIDENT

― Hunter (Hunter), Sunday, 17 April 2005 02:20 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...
DON'T ASK ME HOW I LOST 50 LBS

― Aaron A., Saturday, 25 June 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

GAY PORN ACTORS FOR PEACE

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 7 July 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

THE SUBURBS!!!

― deej.., Thursday, 7 July 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

"i am the guy who sucks. plus i got depression"

-- shine headlights on me (electricsoun...), April 11th, 2005.

beef!

you may not believe this, but a friend had me a shirt made with this very thing on it cuz she says i am roast beef. haven't worn it and don't know if i can, but i will cherish it.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Thursday, 7 July 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

YOUS YER GRANS FLANGE MATE FOR POOS AND WEES ESPECILLY POOS

― no tech! (ex machina), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

EARTH CRISIS

― latebloomer: the Clonus Horror (latebloomer), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

TROUBLEMAN IS PUTTING OUT A ***NEW*** EARTH CRISIS RECORD

― no tech! (ex machina), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

dan perry calling these "pitchfrocks" on ilm earlier = pure gold

― jones (actual), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

DON'T BELIEVE THE TELETYPE

― jergins (jergins), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

GERBIL ON BOARD

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

my sister made me a shirt that read: MY 808 KICK DRUM MAKES THE GIRLIES GET DUMB

― jergins (jergins), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

YOUNG, DUMB AND FULL OF HAM

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

PARTY UP (UP IN ME)

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

I'd actually buy the "Gerbil on Board" one!

― latebloomer: the Clonus Horror (latebloomer), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

POWER SURGE

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

YOU DOWN WITH O.P.PEE?

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

I RODE THE BANGBUS AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY FACIAL

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

WAIT'LL YOU SEE MY CUNT

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 7 July 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

M.I.L.F. MAKER

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 7 July 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

BANNED IN BRITAIN

― Rotgutt (Rotgutt), Thursday, 7 July 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)

SOME OF MY BEST BITCHES ARE BLACK

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 7 July 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

COMFORTABLE IN MY ASEXUALITY

― Bruce Bwned (Matt Chesnut), Thursday, 7 July 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

I SAW A BOOB ONCE. HONEST.

― Jeff Reguilon (Talent Explosion), Thursday, 7 July 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

ANTHONY IS RIGHT

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 7 July 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

I'VE HAD MORE WEINERS IN MY MOUTH THAN KOBAYASHI

― Jeff Reguilon (Talent Explosion), Thursday, 7 July 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

SLUTTER-CUNNY

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 7 July 2005 23:05 (twenty years ago)

I "READ" PITCHFORK

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 7 July 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

WHY CAN'T MORE GAYS BE LIKE STEPHIN MERRITT?

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 7 July 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)

CAM'RON! NO, SERIOUSLY.

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 7 July 2005 23:23 (twenty years ago)

I'M A DIPSHIT FOR DIPSET

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 7 July 2005 23:25 (twenty years ago)

I RODE THE BANGBUS AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY FACIAL

I'm definitely going to make that one.

― Candicissima (candicissima), Thursday, 7 July 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

THIS IS AN IRONIC INDIE COVER OF AN R&B T-SHIRT

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 7 July 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)

WILL OLDHAM + HOLLERTRONIX = MY SHIT

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 7 July 2005 23:34 (twenty years ago)

KNUCK IF YOU UNCLE BUCK

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 7 July 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

EFIL4ZAGGOLB3PM

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 7 July 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

BRING BACK UNSHAVED VAGINAS

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 7 July 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

FUCKING YOU: 4 PBR'S AND A CONVERSATION ABOUT WILCO
JACKING OFF TO YOUR MYSPACE ACCOUNT: PRICELESS

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 7 July 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

MY MP3 COLLECTION IS BLACKER THAN YOURS

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 7 July 2005 23:48 (twenty years ago)

ASK ME ABOUT GRIME

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 7 July 2005 23:48 (twenty years ago)

THE BLACK BURT BACHARACH

― Bruce Bwned (Matt Chesnut), Thursday, 7 July 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

I WROTE MYSELF INTO AN ATMOSPHERE SONG LAST NIGHT

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 7 July 2005 23:53 (twenty years ago)

HIT THAT PUSSY OR QUIT THAT PUSSY

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 7 July 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)

SLAVE RENTER

― 33, Thursday, 7 July 2005 23:56 (twenty years ago)

KNUCK IF YOU BUCKWHEAT

― 33, Thursday, 7 July 2005 23:56 (twenty years ago)

REAL NIGGAS DONT DIET

― 33, Thursday, 7 July 2005 23:56 (twenty years ago)

HIS FIRST ASIAN GIRLFRIEND

― 33, Thursday, 7 July 2005 23:57 (twenty years ago)

CALLING A SPADE A SPADE

― 33, Thursday, 7 July 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

FUCK ME I LOOK LIKE CRAIG FINN

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 7 July 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

MUSIC CRITICS DO IT WITH DESPERATION

― strng hlkngtn, Friday, 8 July 2005 00:01 (twenty years ago)

I'M GONNA BLOG YOU SO HARD

― Jeff Reguilon (Talent Explosion), Friday, 8 July 2005 00:02 (twenty years ago)

BUT WOULD YOU LET HIM DATE YOUR DAUGHTER?

― 33, Friday, 8 July 2005 00:03 (twenty years ago)

GET A JOB MORANS

― maura (maura), Friday, 8 July 2005 00:04 (twenty years ago)

CARLOS GAVE ME HERPES

― maura (maura), Friday, 8 July 2005 00:04 (twenty years ago)

THIS SHIT IS CABANAS

― maura (maura), Friday, 8 July 2005 00:04 (twenty years ago)

FEAR OF A BLOG PLANET

― 33, Friday, 8 July 2005 00:04 (twenty years ago)

2 LEGIT 4 CLIT

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 8 July 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

WHITE FLIGHT GOT ME THIS BITCHIN LOFT

― strng hlkngtn, Friday, 8 July 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

WILL BLOG FOR ADZ

― maura (maura), Friday, 8 July 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

BLACK AS MICHAEL JACKSON

― 33, Friday, 8 July 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

SPARKS DRINKA 4 LIFE

― maura (maura), Friday, 8 July 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

I WON'T STOP POKING AROUND THERE TILL I FIND YOUR G-SPOT

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 8 July 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

I SWEAR I'M ON THE LIST

― maura (maura), Friday, 8 July 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

BE MY COON

― 33, Friday, 8 July 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

MY OTHER MULLET IS A FAUX-HAWK

― Jeff Reguilon (Talent Explosion), Friday, 8 July 2005 00:07 (twenty years ago)

I'M ONLY WEARING THIS BECAUSE IT WAS FREE

― maura (maura), Friday, 8 July 2005 00:07 (twenty years ago)

DON'T I LOOK LIKE A GYNECOLOGIST?

― strng hlkngtn, Friday, 8 July 2005 00:08 (twenty years ago)

LIVING PROOF WE NEED A DRAFT

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 8 July 2005 00:08 (twenty years ago)

I GOT IT WHEN THEY EVICTED BIGGIE SMALLS MOM

― 33, Friday, 8 July 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

MY OTHER CAR IS A FEMALE VILLAGE VOICE INTERN

― strng hlkngtn, Friday, 8 July 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

MOMMY'S LITTLE BUTTFUCKER

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 8 July 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

THEORETICALLY INTERRACIAL

― 33, Friday, 8 July 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)

I KILLED A MAN IN RENO JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE BLOG ABOUT IT

― Jeff Reguilon (Talent Explosion), Friday, 8 July 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

ALLAH IN THE FAMILY

― 33, Friday, 8 July 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

MF DOOMED

― 33, Friday, 8 July 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

NO, I SAID 'BLOW ME, MAMI' I'M HISPANIC

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 8 July 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

VICE DON'T WAITING TO HAPPEN

― Jeff Reguilon (Talent Explosion), Friday, 8 July 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

TIRED OF CIVIL RIGHTS

― 33, Friday, 8 July 2005 00:15 (twenty years ago)

SPICANINNY

― 33, Friday, 8 July 2005 00:15 (twenty years ago)

These aren't very funny.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgril), Friday, 8 July 2005 00:15 (twenty years ago)

FEATURING GHOSTFACE

― 33, Friday, 8 July 2005 00:17 (twenty years ago)

WAITIN 4 THE WEEKEND LIKE WILLIE HORTON

― 33, Friday, 8 July 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

OUTKAST, THE RAP GAME NEEDS YOU

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 8 July 2005 00:21 (twenty years ago)

MARION CRUNCH BERRIES

― strng hlkngtn, Friday, 8 July 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

I THINK MIA'S GOT A CHANCE IN HELL

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 8 July 2005 00:25 (twenty years ago)

WHY DOES BLACK PEOPLE NEVER WANT TO ROCK?

― 33, Friday, 8 July 2005 00:26 (twenty years ago)

SEPARATE BUT AWESOME

― 33, Friday, 8 July 2005 00:28 (twenty years ago)

COFFEE, TEA OR MY LOVE JUICE?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 8 July 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

YEAH BUT THE BALLADS SUCK

― 33, Friday, 8 July 2005 00:45 (twenty years ago)

I M ALL GAY

― jergins (jergins), Friday, 8 July 2005 02:55 (twenty years ago)

lisa says:

WHERE'S DIPLO?

― jergins (jergins), Friday, 8 July 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

MY GTA AK-47 SKILLS ARE ASTOUNDING

― Bruce Bwned (Matt Chesnut), Friday, 8 July 2005 03:24 (twenty years ago)

BARS NOT BLOGS

(Craig Finn said this)

― C0L1N B... (C0L1N B...), Friday, 8 July 2005 03:25 (twenty years ago)

CRAIG FINN SAID THIS

― C0L1N B... (C0L1N B...), Friday, 8 July 2005 03:25 (twenty years ago)

I NEED SOME TITTIES TO SQUEEZE

― kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 8 July 2005 04:49 (twenty years ago)

MYSPACE VETERAN:
THREE PURPLE

― Bruce Bwned (Matt Chesnut), Friday, 8 July 2005 06:04 (twenty years ago)

TAINT INSPECTOR

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 8 July 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

JESUS FARTED

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 8 July 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

TUSSIN'

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 8 July 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

STEVE GUTTENBERG

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 8 July 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

(on the front)
I LIKE TO WATCH

(on the back)
PUBLIC ACCESS

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 8 July 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

MAGICAL NEGRO FOR RENT

― Candicissima (candicissima), Friday, 8 July 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

MICKEY OCTAROONEY

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 8 July 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

WEEKEND GAY

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 8 July 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

DP FOR $1000

― Candicissima (candicissima), Friday, 8 July 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

MY FRIEND WENT AND BOUGHT ME THIS T-SHIRT AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID T-SHIRT

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 8 July 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

WILL REMIX FOR FOOD

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 8 July 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

MOOLATTE

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 8 July 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

I VALUE MATTHEW C PERPETUA'S OPINIONS

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 8 July 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

YOU ONLY LIKE ME CAUSE I HAVE A BLOG

― Candicissima (candicissima), Friday, 8 July 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

FELCH COMMANDO

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 8 July 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

MY OTHER BLOG IS A WIKI

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 8 July 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

MALL FOOD ROCKS

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 8 July 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

MANIMAL SHELTER

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 8 July 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

MOXIOUS!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

Miccio had quite a string up there.
what about:


SOUNDS LIKE IDM

― deej.., Friday, 8 July 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

ANGULAR

― deej.., Friday, 8 July 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

DO YOU HATE FUN?

― Candicissima (candicissima), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

KELLS! CUZ THE GIRLS WEREN'T WHITE.

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

Oh Anthony, you mental.

― Candicissima (candicissima), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

PITCHFORK'S APPRECIATION OF POP, RAP, R&B AND EVERYTHING ELSE YOU MIGHT- GOD FORBID- HEAR ON THE RADIO IS NOT REMOTELY IRONIC

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

CATER 2 ME

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

BUTT-CURIOUS

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

CLOSET DMB FAN

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 8 July 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

Alternately:

CLOSET D'N'B FAN

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 8 July 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

AUTHENTIC

― deej.., Friday, 8 July 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

I LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH WHITE CHICKS, I JUST DON'T LIKE TO DATE THEM

― jergins (jergins), Friday, 8 July 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

DOMO ARIGATO TRAGIC MULATTO

― 33, Thursday, 14 July 2005 13:12 (twenty years ago)

GO FLY A KIKE

― 33, Saturday, 16 July 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

massive xpost: mine should've read "THREE PURPLE < 3 's"

― More like Tony GAYO am I right? Fellas? (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 16 July 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

THREE PURPLE could be a dipset thing tho

― 3, Saturday, 16 July 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

TALIBAN KWELI

― 3, Sunday, 17 July 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

WHEN I GROW UP I'M GONNA MAKE FUN OF THE MUSIC I NOW LOVE

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Sunday, 17 July 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

DESTINED TO SOMEDAY EMBRACE POPULAR CULTURE

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Sunday, 17 July 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

ASK ME ABOUT HOW I GET IT NOW, OR DON'T: I'M GOING TO TELL YOU ANYWAY

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Sunday, 17 July 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

ILX.WH3RD.NET

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Sunday, 17 July 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)

I'M A DIPSHIT FOR DIPSET is probably my favorite; I'd definitely wear that.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 18 July 2005 00:32 (twenty years ago)

I HEARD ABOUT THIS SHIRT ON NPR

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 18 July 2005 00:34 (twenty years ago)

TOO OLD FOR EMO, TOO YOUNG FOR NORAH JONES

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 18 July 2005 00:35 (twenty years ago)

MY IPOD IS COLORED

― 3, Monday, 18 July 2005 00:39 (twenty years ago)

I CAN'T REMEMBER HOW I HEARD ABOUT MUSIC BEFORE THE INTERNET
(or how I jacked off, for that matter)

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 18 July 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

I'M ALL ABOUT THOSE TROOPS

― Aaron A., Monday, 18 July 2005 00:46 (twenty years ago)

Hwaet! We Gar-dena in geardagum theod-cyninga thrym gefrunon, hu tha aethelingas ellen fremedon.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 18 July 2005 00:48 (twenty years ago)

SAVE A HORSE (RIDE A DOLLIE)

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 18 July 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

$5

― Aaron A., Monday, 18 July 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

IRONY FREE SINCE 2002

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 18 July 2005 00:51 (twenty years ago)

FRIED CHICKEN, WATERMELON & A PBR

― 3, Monday, 18 July 2005 00:52 (twenty years ago)

STARBUCKER

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 18 July 2005 00:52 (twenty years ago)

KNUCK IF YOU STARBUCKS

― 3, Monday, 18 July 2005 00:54 (twenty years ago)

I MISS THE THREAT OF COMMUNISM

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 18 July 2005 00:55 (twenty years ago)

CLICK TIT FOR MORE

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 18 July 2005 00:57 (twenty years ago)

SHE CLEANS MY BATHROOM

― 3, Monday, 18 July 2005 00:58 (twenty years ago)

SUICIDEGIRLS.COM - FREE PREVIEW

― 3, Monday, 18 July 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

ALL THIS AND A BLOG TOO

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

I'LL MENTION YOU IN MY NERVE COLUMN

― W i l l (common_person), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:10 (twenty years ago)

I'M FROM JESUSLAND

― W i l l (common_person), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:12 (twenty years ago)

DEL.ICIO.US/TAG/ANAL

― W i l l (common_person), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:28 (twenty years ago)

JANE FWNEDA

― More like Tony GAYO am I right? Fellas? (Matt Chesnut), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:46 (twenty years ago)

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a332/a332.gif
can any of yall explain to me how this 't-shirt hell' website actually exists & gets endorsed by magazines like esquire and elle girl and the tv show scrubs?! is it cool with these folks to be openly racist in 2005?! this shit is so far past 'politically incorrect and PROUD OF IT' & goes straight into neo-nazi hipster/klaneration x territory. and where the fuck do ppl who buy this shit even wear it? do they just order it from the site & wait for the package to come so they can sit alone in their room wearing an I HATE SPICS tee!?!

― 33, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

just in case thats not enough they also sell 'DAVE CHAPPELLE WENT BACK TO AFRICA- ONE DOWN', 'MY MEXICAN WORKS FOR LESS THAN YOUR MEXICAN', 'NATIVE AMERICANS SHOULD HAVE FOUGHT HARDER, YOU PUSSIES' and this one http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=145

― 33, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

I'd never heard of this thing but then I don't watch Scrubs or read Equire or Elle Girl. Christ.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

i dunno the most interesting thing is how college kid/urban outfitters t-shirt culture and shocking=funny culture melded to create something to create t-shirts that are unwearable outside of an all-white asshole dormroom or klan rally on casual fridays

― 3, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

yeah i just learned about those from their website, apparently they also advertise in rolling stone though! goddamn liberal media

― 33, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a490/a490.gif

― 3, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

how can all these magazines etc be so selective this shit? like oh ok the racist ones are bad but man that whatchu talkin bout willis is so funny we need to give them free advertising! sometimes you need to throw the unfunny internet humor baby out with the racist bathwater

― 3, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

NSFW

(Surprised no one thought of this one already...)

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

I HAVE BEEN PEGGED

― demonlolver (gcannon), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

i don't remember how i came across tshirthell, but yeah, it's really hard to get yr head around. the best i can figure is that the racism is understood as inviting or being immediately paired with the reaction/disgust/getting yr ass kicked. no big news there, but something abt the masochism of it is important (yeah like who the fuck actually wears these out anywhere?) like, i want to stick myself into the ahem racial issues of the day, but i don't have the guts to really do it beyond this ugly windowsmashing kind of way, someone PLEASE come talk to me! hit me!!

― demonlolver (gcannon), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...
WHITEY YOU'RE DOING A HECK OF A JOB

― glasgow coma score (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5401/538/400/neighborhoodies_ad.gif
KATRINA LOL BLACK PPL ROFL

― _, Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...
UGGGG!!!
As if I didn't hate them enough before!!!

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 08:08 (nineteen years ago)

"FUCK NEIGHBORHOODIES"

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 08:09 (nineteen years ago)

AIDS LOL
-- Dom Passantino (juror...)

thread shouldve been locked

― nervous (cochere), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 08:39 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...
revive
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a902/a902_bm.gif

― and what, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

I only know about that shirt because one of my bandmates rolled up with it on St. Paddy's Day. :>

― Jordan, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

ok that's actually kind of funny though.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

*Reps the Bay* ;-)

― deej, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

BLACK PEOPLE NEED TO GET OFF THIS FUCKIN PLANET

― and what, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

DUMBER THAN A BAG OF HAMMERS

― and what, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

you're just making fun of yourself now, correct

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

why are you posting things that arent tits.jpg

― and what, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

your zings get worse and worse by the day.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

ethan, I really don't get you.

― Ms Misery, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

"edgy"

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

ZING

― gff, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a330/a330_bm.gif

This is the best t-shirt ever, though.

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

no, that one isn't that funny

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

my friend wore that shirt out once and was summarily knocked on his ass by a single mother/stripper.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

ironic t-shirt gets ironic reaction

― deej, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://azraelscustomleather.com/grim%20reaper.jpg

U GONNA GET REAPED

― nickalicious, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

lol

― Jordan, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

COLONEL, WHAT'S A RUSSIAN GUNSHIP DOING HERE?

― Will M., Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

BUSHWICK YOU'RE NEXT

― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 5 April 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

TITS.JPG

― andrew m., Friday, 6 April 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

I AM TIRED, I AM SALTY, I REQUIRE SILENCE.

― nickalicious, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

nine months pass...

http://eteamz.active.com/teamlush/images/beatanorexia.JPG
tee hee

― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 28 January 2008 02:24 (seventeen years ago)


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