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It's 12:11 P.M. - Where is the traditional Friday afternoon sex talk/flirting thread?

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I am bored.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

i'm here for you.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

I think maybe it's too cold outside.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

My fingers are really cold and I keep having to warm them against my body - is that sexy?

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

good question, nick.

im BORED.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

Do you think I could get a moderator to update the time in the thread title every minute?

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

I'm drinking mimosas.

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

thats kind of adorable, cozen.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

I have a date tonight.

― dan m (OutDatWay), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

it's pretentious.

crosspost

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

im drinking bottled water "with added oxygen". its called o2. fucking health food stores!

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

This thread is timezoneist.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

i'm just drinking diet coke, eating popcorn and avoiding getting dressed.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

Dan, Where are you going? I promise I won't stalk you guys, pull you aside with a camera, and ask you how it's going so far.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

It's never too cold!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

...or write some...mmm...sexy code that would...uhh...update the ... mmm... time.


xpost re updating time in thread title. BOMB

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

I'll do you, each and every one.

― punt, Friday, 29 April 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

i might have a date tonight, too! except everytime I think I have a date, it turns out its just, like, the opposite of a date.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

Is it just the two of you, mandee?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

I'll do you, each and every one.

Sexual athlete, eh?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

So, this woman brought her dog to work today because he's sick and she wanted to look after him. So then a coworker thought he should go get his dog so they could play together. The dogs are both pretty big - a retriever and a boxer and they keep humping each other. Is that a common dog play activity?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

Yuppppppp.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

Yeah pretty much. It's more of a power struggle than a sexual thing.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

guess where my hands are...

on the keyboard! pervs. goodnight everybody!

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

if the dog is sick, why would someone else think it should have a playmate.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

What is the opposite of a date? Voming up your dinner and watching a movie on rewind?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

Sarah, when we're flirting do you mind not bringing up gay dog on dog action?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

You know.. the opposite of a date... pure hatred!!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

nope, i think you're doing it right actually.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

We're getting drinks, going to the movies (Hitch Hiker's Guide) then more drinks, then... ?

― dan m (OutDatWay), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

We're getting drinks, going to the movies (Hitch Hiker's Guide) then more drinks, then... ?

I have been informed that this is precisely what I'll be doing this evening.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

Wait a minute... did you take over my gf's body?

― dan m (OutDatWay), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

I'm thirsty, rich.

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

i wanna do that. we spoke of going to see a free mixmaster mike show but I dunno if I'm up for it now.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

OK I lied.

it's pretentious but lemme pretend.

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

fucks bizz

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

for christ's sake where's the fuckin' flirting?

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

My girlfriend's out of town tonight. So no sex or Hitchhiker's Guide for me. My friend's band is opening for the Violent Femmes, but it might snow (!).

I think I'm going to get drunk and clean the apartment.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

I think mark p flirted with me but I got waylaid.

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

Mimosas aren't pretentious. Mimosas just aren't as good as a good bloody mary. If the champagne is good you're wasting it, and if it isn't, you shouldn't be drinking it. If you want to ply me with champagne in the morning, I will be most appreciative.

I think I'm going to get drunk and clean the apartment.

That should be interesting.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

I would like a date tonight, k thx bye.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

Are you saying that you clean your place sober?

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

i'm pretty sure, after being reassured by je@nne fury and others, that i am going on a date tonight. i am excited.

last night i was drinking with frenz at a dive bar in park slope (wedding celebration party) and i ws wearing this lite blue shirt with stripes and little leafy patterns on it (hard to describe exactly), and just about every girl who i'm frenz with at the party complimented me on it. then i told them about the date thing tonight and they were all like "WEAR IT!" so, when i got home, i washed it. we'll see how this $15 shirt from target goes over.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

also, yes cutty/dean/ddb, my female frenz at the party also complimented my HAIR.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

Funny that you ask Jordan. My gf actually encourages me to smoke out sometimes 'cause I get obsessive about cleaning. Last time, I was rocking out to Purcell's 'King Arthur' very loud and on my hands and knees cleaning EVERY SINGLE SQUARE INCH of cabinetry and trim in our kitchen with TSP. She came home and saw me and burst into laughter.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

hstencil, does it bring out your BABY BLUE EYES?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

I think mark p flirted with me but I got waylaid.

dear my life, get one new story

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

yes, michael, it does, according to my lady frenz. how they can tell in a dark bar i can't tell, but it's cool with me!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

oooh stence, a date!!

with whooooo?

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

a girl

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

Progress!

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

let's hope!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

Also, you should try wearing some blue eyeshadow.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

Nick, if you read that carefully you would know that blue eyeshadow is for people with hazel eyes, not BABY BLUES.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

i usually go for silver, actually.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

I go for the gold.

I apologize about the dog sex talk. Not sexy.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

I'm gonna go see The Organ tonight! Canadian lesbian 80's-retro-pop! Should be a gas. The girl I'm seeing is off in a town two hours away practicing with her band and working on the weekends so sex talk and flirting is always kind of a bummer for me thursday-sunday nights.

That said, I got the stick if you got the sauce.

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

I was kidding Sarah, and anyway you made up for it by making me think of Jean Harlow on the nightgown thread. (Purrrrrrrr)

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

have fun miccio! they were kind blah when i saw 'em two years ago, just not enough energy for the style they play, but maybe it was because they were opening.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

its four bucks cover, a good local band is also playing and they're women. I'll have fun. They are blah, but remember this is in State College, PA, where indie rock shows are twice weekly at best.

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

"and they're women" hahaha.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

miccio, is that a tagline for a papa johns advert?

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

no, but I'll give you a free drink with the extra large

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

I just proofread an article on genital warts for the fourth time, and nothing spells "here comes the weekend" like that.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 April 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

here cums the weak end

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 29 April 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

michael do you wiggle your ass suggestively as you scrub tile with a toothbrush?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 29 April 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

Somebody stop Miccio before it's too late.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 29 April 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

michael do you wiggle your ass suggestively as you scrub tile with a toothbrush? Depends. How much are you offering?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 April 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

miccio - ZING! Keep going!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 29 April 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

I'm waiting for a phone call from some jackass who will hopefully offer me a job. HOT

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 29 April 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

private escort, huh?

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 29 April 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

It sounds better than my job as a nude maid.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 April 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

All I heard was "HOT ass job."

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 April 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

Come on, people, there's an hour and a half of work left.

Ur, I mean, "CUM ON PEOPLE, THERE'S AN HOUR AND A HALF OF, UH, UH, UUUUH WOOOORRK LEFT!"

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 April 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

I go to work AT 5. ugh.

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 29 April 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

Double the pleasures, like double the fun
How many licks does it take the center of a Ludapop, double the tongue
Who knows, plus I gotta undress 'em, caress 'em, bless 'em
steady keep 'em guessin, if that doesn't impress 'em
then slowly move on to the second lesson
WHOA! panties droppin, body rockin, Magnum's proppin
It's eight cheeks and fo' titties, y'all better hand me somethin
Hey ladies (whoa) on your mark get ready get set go
Play for hours in and out the shower
This dick powered we in CONTROL

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 29 April 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

i've got an hour

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 29 April 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

ive got TWO hours. :/

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

I've worked 10 - 12 hours every day this week, so I'm going to treat myself at leave at 5:00 (no matter how much I've actually gotten done).

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

less than 50 minutes!

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

i was in an accident and lost my ability to flirt, so someone's gonna have to make the first move on me. no bony chicks plz.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

HI ANDREW. WINK, WINK.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

Hey, what's up with airplane peanuts?

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

peanuts, yeah. it's weird. listen, i dunno, i just feel, i dunno, like, a connection with you. you wanna hang out after this?

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

LET'S GO GET A SCOOP!!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

HE WAS TALKING TO ME, BITCH. STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

Just kidding. Let's ALLLLL go get a scoop.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

"scoop"

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

hey, i'm down. dessert's ... *pours Magic Shell on self (naked)* ... on me.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

"innuendo"

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

Who wants to get a scoop when I want a hot 30" burrito?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

Mmm, burrito a la mode.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)

Thatsa burrazo!

xpost

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)

i'm trying and failing to concoct some sort of joke involving the big burrito, the mistaken weapon thing, and using sex as a weapon.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

You're trying too hard, dude, just slow down and enjoy it.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

10 minutes then:

1. buy vegetables at fruit stand downstairs
2. buy bread at bread shop
3. go home
4. cook kick-ass dinner with salad and lots of pasta to absorb alcohol
5. take shower, change clothes
6. take swig or two of bourbon to pre-empt jitters
7. go on date!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

Good luck on your dates, folks.

I was going to go to a birthday party tonight but I've come down with a head cold and have no energy for such things.

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

hstencil - JUST BE YOURSELF!

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

I have to work at 6am tomorrow (voluntarily for overtime, but it kinda puts a damper on the excitement of a Friday afternoon) So uh, does that burrito come with extra sour cream?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

i cant stop giggling.

i love just calling ice cream "a scoop" - wow, its been ages since I've had some, come to think of it.

i have no idea what my agenda is for tonight. its going to take me like 2 hours just to drive home. :(

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

Have fun hstencil (and see to it that she does too).

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

My cream is never sour.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

n/a, clearly, just being myself is what ALWAYS works.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

Ok, geez, be someone else then.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

im fuckin' funny, you guys.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

no one else seems to believe me, though.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

MANDEE - JUST BE YOURSELF!

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

i am being myself! you gotta keep up with the wind, yanno?

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

that's what the BURRITO kid said! OW!

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

i word worry about myself if i wasn't being myself.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)

hstencil, i cannot wait to hear about number 8 on that list up there!

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 29 April 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

Kenan's big date!

1. buy vegetables at fruit stand downstairs
2. take swig or two of bourbon to pre-empt jitters
3. buy bread at bread shop
4. take swig or two of bourbon because it's so good with bread
5. go home
6. take four swigs of bourbon just because no one's looking
7. cook grilled cheese sandwich
8. take swig or two of bourbon in lieu of eating sandwich
9. take bath, bring bottle of bourbon along
10. polish off bottle of bourbon while sitting in hot water
11. pass out, wake up seven hours later and curse gods
12. die alone

― happy fun ball (kenan), Friday, 29 April 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

oh, kenan.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 29 April 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

http://thepostcard.com/gofetch/rack/rc108.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 29 April 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

I GOT TEH JOB

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 29 April 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)

HANDJOBS FOR EVERYONE

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 29 April 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)

I'll pass. But congratulations, big ups and all that. Really. That's awesome.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Friday, 29 April 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

now I can pay for my CAR REPAIRS ;(

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 29 April 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

REVIVE!

a little prematurely.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

hi mandee!

i am nervously fucked up feelin', and yet ok at the same time. what a strange life.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

I am sleepy. ZZZZ. But it is only 8:39 am.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

hi ned!

i am so behind on derby party preparations, not to mention handicapping the damn race itself.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:38 (twenty years ago)

TIME FOR SOY CHEEZE

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

OH YEAH. I already at my lunch (vegetarian chicken peanut satay wrap by Ethnic Gourmet) but I'm going to go on a walk during my lunch break and get a SNICKERS ICE CREAM BAR. Hottt.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

Mandee are you vegan or are you just a big fan of soy?

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

im trynna cut out dairy - i eat too much cheese. and it makes me tired/headachey.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

Mandee and I chatted last night while she was in a state of serene calm, eating taquitos. We regretted that we didn't have a chance to talk more in London.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

there's something about the word "taquitos" that conjures just about the exact opposite of serene & calm. congrats to mandee for breaking that barrier within my brain . . . *wink*

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

Hehehe

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

*winks at everyone suggestively*

Kenan, your date sounds better than mine. I'm going to be sandwiched between a bed mattress and a comforter early tonight.

― Ian Riese-Moraine has a grenade, that pineapple's not just a toy! (Eastern Mantr, Friday, 6 May 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

oh, i was stoned.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

See, I didn't want to say that, because I thought it was not my place to say.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

i would never eat taquitos while sober!


actually, i would.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

I just ate some fresh strawberries. (Is that suggestive?)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

I just ate some peanut chicken, too. Now I am going to have some Hot Chocolate (you sexy things).

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

i am going to get a Hair Cut. if you know what i mean

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

im going to suck down this diet dr. pepper *wink*

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

YESTERDAY I FINISHED MY BIG PAPER ON STRIP CLUB DJS, WOULD ANYONE LIKE ME TO GMAIL IT TO THEM?

now i have approximately 200 pages of barely literate 19 y/o writing on the history of media technology to grade.

― g e o f f (gcannon), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

What's yr thesis? ;)

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

ALSO I PULLED MY CAR OUT OF IMPOUND THIS MORNING, AND DROVE IT HOME, EVEN THO MY LICENSE IS SUSPENDED.

I'M A COWBOY, ON A STEEL HORSE I RIDE.

xpost no my thesis loom ahead of me this summer. still, it's a pretty good paper.

― g e o f f (gcannon), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

geoff, i'm interested in your paper! don't be offended if i don't read it right away, tho. gmail down below.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)

GEOFF i wanna read!!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

i'm interested too!

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

im intrigued by 'geoff's rather than 'jeff's - i think it comes from having a huge, all consuming-crush on a geoff in 6th grade. I dont know what i was thinking, he had HUGE ears!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

Send me this paper as well. nedr@sbcglobal.net, franks.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

No what's the main thrust of your strip club dj paper? I'll take a copy too.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

wah wah

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

i'm hoping geoff details having anal sex with the strippers

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

I'd like to read this too.

― Curious George (Bat Chain Puller) (Rock Hardy), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

my parents were academic arriviste climber snobs? i do like it, i'm sure it's had some effect on my personality, but when i tell people what my name is (for official purposes) i have to say "geoffG! E! etc" right away before the start writing J. i almost never beat them.


xposts wow! well the course was a special topic in geography dept, of all places. it was about music and space: music as coming from spaces, evoked for various spaces, and constituting places (ie a room being difft when music is on). it was pretty cool all around, the prof was great and the readings were all interesting. some of the kids were total dingbats, but that's unavoidable.

the prof did his dissertation on goatrance! ffs! (no, he does not actually like goatrance)

― g e o f f (gcannon), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

you know i did date a stripper (very) briefly. no buggery tho. and she helped me on the paper, as it happened.

so my thesis! it was investigatory (IE I WENT TO A STRIP CLUB FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES HA HA ACADEMIC LIFE), i was interested in what DJs did to make the strip club what it is. their role is pretty central, i argued; they do lots of nonmusical stuff, lots of sideshow barker kinds of stuff. anyway, you'll all read it!

― g e o f f (gcannon), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

anyway, will email soon, sit tight all.

― g e o f f (gcannon), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

what are you getting your ph.d. in, geoff? (i think it's a ph.d., right?)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

Stripperology, of course.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

Some songs don't make sense until you hear them in a strip club.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

no, MA in journalism/mass comm. i kind of hate it right now, but i'll be done by next fall.

there is a SHITLOAD of academic work on stripping, a lot of it really interesting. sex work in general has been a hot area of inquiry for the past few years.

xpost all i heard was numetal! huge letdown. anyway let me take care of a couple things here and then i'll send it off.

― g e o f f (gcannon), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

People are going to be surprised when they get Geoff's paper and it's scans of charcoal rubbings taken off of the faces of various strip club DJs.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

my eyes! i just reade "faces" as "feces" in dan's post.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 6 May 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

PAPER IS GO

i sent one to dan and fritz, just for that.

― g e o f f (gcannon), Friday, 6 May 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

hey can i read your paper too?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 6 May 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

2 hours left !

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 6 May 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

here's something with sex in it:

there's a new sex toy shop in andersonville & it sucks. they carry K-Y of all the lube they *could* carry!

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 6 May 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

Bummer!

(See what I did there?)

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 6 May 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

How could we not? You left a puddle.

― The Ghost of NO NO DON'T DO IT oh hell (Dan Perry), Friday, 6 May 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

I like to think of it as a "Damp Spot of Love."

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 6 May 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

You two are so darling together.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 May 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

perhaps we should start naming your love child.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 6 May 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

according to kenan, he doesn't know what flirting is.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 6 May 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

what? that is so bogus. I bet Kenan is like, a total flirt. Actually I have no idea.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 6 May 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

He's a total cocktease.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 6 May 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

Er, vagtease.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 6 May 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

red-handed!!

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 6 May 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

if only he didn't have those nerdburgular glasses...

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 6 May 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

6 minutes left!!! (or should I say, SEX minutes left??)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 6 May 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

No, six is the correct spelling...

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Friday, 6 May 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

Killjoy!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 6 May 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

2 minutes left! Time to shut down. BOO YA!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 6 May 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

I have 2 hours and 59 minutes. GO.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 6 May 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

ok i finally just now got a free second. bought my bourbon and mint. have another date tonight!!! (but flirt away, if you like)

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 6 May 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

or not.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 6 May 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

I REFUSE TO LET YOU NOT FLIRT

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 6 May 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

AWESOME.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 6 May 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

I'm waiting!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 6 May 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

so, ladies, what brings y'all to this thread?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 6 May 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

boredom :(

I may leave work soon. BOOOOOOOOORRRRING.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 6 May 2005 21:24 (twenty years ago)

Oh, you know, the usual...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 6 May 2005 21:24 (twenty years ago)

i am at work for another half. then i run home to drop off BOURBON and MINT, then off to a dateum other fun stuff.

you foxy ladies got any planz for the evening?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 6 May 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

i've been bored all freakin' day. no job thing. stence what do you do?

we're going to see the ponys at emo's later on. first i'm making chicken tacos. and sweating my ass off as it is hot.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 6 May 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

um i work for a major sports web site. i might get fired soon, i dunno. i gotta hold on, tho. i actually like this job!

the girl i'm dating really likes the ponys, a lot. i heard them for the first time at her house, they were ok.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 6 May 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

I am going YACHTING

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 6 May 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

in COLORADO?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 6 May 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

DOWN THE CACHE LA POUDRE

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 6 May 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

i have no idea what that means. but it sounds sexy.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 6 May 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

i made curry for my friend sophie then we watched kids in the hall! no flirting was necessary or invited or engaged in.

i stayed in thursday night to watch a documentary on katharine hepburn. i'm basically never going to get laid again, am i?

― stevie (stevie), Friday, 6 May 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

50 minutes left. I am drinking a cuba libre.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 6 May 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

I am thinking of the hearty burgundy that awaits me at home.
Only a half-hour more....

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 6 May 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

Half an hour more for me, too.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 6 May 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

Where's Michael, my favorite flirter?

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 6 May 2005 23:01 (twenty years ago)

I lent out all my books on stripper theory (ha) in fall 2003 and I still haven't gotten them back!!

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Saturday, 7 May 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

we didn't go out to see the ponys. staying in instead.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Saturday, 7 May 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

it is a good night for staying in OR going out. i went out, it was a good time. but not too late! i've got a party to prepare for.

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 7 May 2005 04:02 (twenty years ago)

Stayed in, cause god I was tired!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 May 2005 04:20 (twenty years ago)

I was supposed to be in bed an hour ago. Any rational-minded individual would have gone to bed an hour ago. But here I am, struggling to either stay awake or feel any inclination to go to sleep, and I'm reading this thread, and I'm thinking, "IS Friday afternoon the usual time for flirting back and forth between people?" Because I've never fielded a flirt on a Friday. (Yay alliteration!) Um, anyway -- yeah. Thanks for entertaining me for a brief while... ?

― Goodbye Indian Summer (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 7 May 2005 04:21 (twenty years ago)

(BTW: I say "any rational-minded individual would have gone to bed an hour ago" because I have to wake up at 5 a.m. this Saturday. Election day, y'know. Not just an Arcadia song. Which I need to listen to now.)

― Goodbye Indian Summer (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 7 May 2005 04:22 (twenty years ago)

(God, you guys must be going, "Uh, the TITTWIS thread is THAT way!")

― Goodbye Indian Summer (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 7 May 2005 04:23 (twenty years ago)

i might've met someone tonight! i mean, i definitely met her. but i think we are both "interested." at least, that's the vibe i got. she's cute and into comics and has been writing music reviews lately (!) but she hates it because she says the only way she can evaluate music is if it gives her a headache or not. i said, that's a perfectly fine criterion! i managed to get an e-mail from her under the pretense that i was going to give her advice on where to pitch an article she wrote. she said, "yeah, definitely e-mail me." whee! i have to say, i meet women i'm interested in so rarely, so an encounter like this is exciting to me, even if nothing comes of it.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 7 May 2005 07:15 (twenty years ago)

wait, i thought this was the tittwis thread! hahaha.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 7 May 2005 07:16 (twenty years ago)

"This is the Friday Afternoon-Themed Thread Where I Say:".

In other words, oops. But your post still fits into this thread, I think.

― Goodbye Indian Summer (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 7 May 2005 09:42 (twenty years ago)

ah man jaymc i hate to break it to you, but email is like even more ignorable than phonecalls. but who knows? maybe she's cool.

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 7 May 2005 12:39 (twenty years ago)

i know what you mean, h, but i'm so much more comfortable doing the e-mail thing (at first at least) it doesn't even occur to me to ask for people's #s.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 7 May 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

revive!!!!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 13 May 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

Hi, Mandee. *blushes*

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 May 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

jaymc, what happened with your potential paramour?

Also, hi Mandee! I haven't seen you on AIM/iChat lately.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 13 May 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

I really wish I could drink at work. I'm in the mood for a rum & coke.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 13 May 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

I only e-mailed her this morning! I had meant to earlier, I just ... got busy or something.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 13 May 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

Wait, what, it's Friday?
I'm in such a shitty mood
I NEED SOME FLIRTING

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 13 May 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

Huh huh, you "got busy."

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 13 May 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I've felt irritable all day, both in an emotional sense and a physical sense. FLIRT.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 13 May 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

FLIRTY FLIRTY FLIRT
FLIRT FLIRT FLIRTY FLIRTY FLIRT
oh hell it's pointless

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 13 May 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

hi boys.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

*FLIPS HAIR*

Um, thats weird, Nick! I have been on AIM quite a bit although either late at night or at 6am.

I'm totally in the mood for a gin and tonic but maybe that's because I am drinking a mineral water.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

I think that's the problem with the Friday afternoon flirting thread is that we're all at work, and thus theoretically sober.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

*models full-length birthday suit, moles and all*

man, I need to get to work and/or have a cold shower or something

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

Kelsey, this may not be flirting as such, but when I was in Lake Champlain, VT, it seemed like half the gravestones had "Kelsey" on them. Sexxxy, I'm sure.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

Well, I can't really flirt drunk, either. I can just leer.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

dead kelseys

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

AND I'M
TOO SEXY FOR THIS MENKOBOARD

― The Irrelevant Man (Negativa) (Barima), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

Yeah. I'm, um, ya know, wet and everything.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

leering is close enough for most of us, manders. although kelsey is STEPPING UP HER GAME!

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

Oh, is it still raining?

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

"theoretically sober"???

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

thank god barima is on this thread

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

Kelsey, do you want to borrow my umbrella?

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN...

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

oh but i do!

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

hey you two are stealing my material

― Benjamin "Benny" Hill (Haikunym), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

and you have stolen...my heart.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

WUZ YOUR DADDY A BURGLAR?

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

what's that song . . . that *sexy* song with the word "shelter" in it?*

*i'm probably thinking of taylor dane?

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

HI MATT

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

HI L33NY

nick, my grandfather was a bankrobber, does that count

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

ONLY IF HE STOLE THE STARS FROM THE SKY AND PUT THEM IN YR EYES.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

(And since they don't store stars in the bank, I kind of doubt he did.)

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

who's steppin' up their game now?

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

. . . and then back tracking?

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

Not me.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

you know what is the hottest thing ever? a baja jacket and sweat pants (complete with a sweatpants boner). MMMMMMM.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

what's a baja jacket?

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

BAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

― Arnold (Haikunym), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

http://avalonsavant.com/images/clothing/bajapullover.jpg

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

nevermind. i just did a search.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

mand33 i think that
that guy in your link has a
sweatpants boner. ew.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

what's awesome is that this image is google's 12th to surface for a search on "baja jacket"

http://www.arksquare.com/jacket/CPC8-1050.jpg

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

he's hot

― Hiltonym (Haikunym), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

HIIIII MANDEE

― B4rim4 White (Barima), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

what do you mean, 'ew'? more like 'JACKPOT!!"

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

I want to stay and flirt/talk sex, but I must go to the pub and do it for real.

― The Irrelevant Man (Negativa) (Barima), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

my co-worker just gave me a run down on how all the food at Taco Bell is prepared, and how much each item is supposed to weigh.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

have fun, man!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

Will do, sexy!

― The Irrelevant Man (Negativa) (Barima), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

My chalupa weighs as much as my, you know... ; )How much does your taco grande weigh?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

(memo to self: buy one sweatpants)

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

(and/or go to taco bell and order many chalupas)

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

American Pie 4: American Chalupa

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

Note to Haikunym: Order the mild sauce, NOT THE HOT SAUCE.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

This puts Baja Sauce in a whole new and repulsive light.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

Bajajajajajajajajaja

― Yep, Still Arnold (Haikunym), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

I love that when Friday pm flirting consists mostly of men, the talk quickly descends to the subject of fucking tacos.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

i want to chow down on some greasy orange meat!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

mand33 pick me up at the airport

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

...and we'll go get some fast food or something

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

NOT TACOS, CHALUPAS.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

which airport? i'll be right there

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

aeropuerto de la ciudad de mexico, d.f., a las diez y media; yo tengo un flor de rojo en mi pelo

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

oh, okay, i guess I will not be right there, right away. Give me a couple days.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

Haikunym, is that flower going to last that long? Mandee probably won't mind if you're deflowered by the time she gets there anyway. Or will she?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

x-post: OMG I think I just violated the Mann Act!

riposte to M.White: JACKPOT!

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

haha my brother and i got "baja jackets" for christmas from my aunt when i was like 12 and we gave them back because we thought they were stupid!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

a year later a bunch of people were wearing them, tho.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

my aunt was ahead of the curve, so it seems.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

id like some light relief. i saw a beating at the end of my road and it wasnt very nice

― charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

(xpost) but especially when it comes to things like fair-trade coffee and peter gabriel.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

my brother J3ffr3y
still wears baja jackets (and
sweatpants too for realz)

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

*sidling over*
it's mandee, right? so yeah, uh, you're cute. listen, i don't want to seem too forward, but uh, you wanna get outta here? i just got Mona Lisa Smile in from Netflix. we could curl up with some penis...er, ha! i mean PINOT grigiot and, you know, just chill.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

could we watch "i downloaded a ghost!" instead? i thought mona lisa smile was grodey.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

whoa, speaking of boners, drew daniel just posted this on ilm:

http://homepage.mac.com/terbob/blog/JT-bball.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)

One of the things I love about ILX is that you could open pretty much any thread, start a post with "Speaking of boners...," and it would be in context EVERY TIME.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

I kiss all of you.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

(what a great time to join the thread. kill me)

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

Bisous, luna!

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

merci

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

Having gone to school with lots of sufer dudes from West Marin in the 80's, there's no way I could credibly wear a Baja jacket.

Gareth!!! What happened, man?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

Happyslapping... :(

― charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

wait, dude said "penis"
instead of "pinot" and you
let that one get by?

damn, no wonder i
failed spectacularly at
pulling, all my life!

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)

How come these kids aren't scared of getting an ass whupping in Britain?

xpost

Penis Grigio, is a grey cock. Be careful about what you offer a girl.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

i'll be careful with it, don't worry. i know what i'm doing. heh heh. etc.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

seriously doh, what's grey about pinot grigio? it's piss-colored, right?

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

grigio = grey

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)

yeah, but i meant the reason for the name. i'm curious but too lazy to look it up.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 13 May 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

ANYHOO

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 13 May 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

I'm not blushing at you anymore, Mandee. You didn't even bother to notice last time.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 May 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

yeah, but aren't you like, married? i don't want to be a homewrecker.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 13 May 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

yeah, greygrisgrigio! step aside. me an' mandee are outta here. i got the Move This! 8 CD dance compilation at the house. got it off the tv. it's simply the most complete collection of dance tracks you'll ever buy!
"this is your night, dancing free until the morning light!"

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 13 May 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

It's flirting, fer Gawd's sake! Sheesh. I going to return to talking about Chateau de Pénis Gris 2002 w/andrew. *Pouts*

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 May 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

Enough about the wine, bring on the whiskey and let's do it.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 May 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

A whiskey for the lady and I believe I'll have a Gibson up.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 May 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

wait. M. White, are you a dood or a lady? cuz if you're a lady, maybe you don't necessarily have to take off just yet heh heh. if you're a dude, well, maybe we'll be hi-fiving each other later heh heh.

the bell here at the factory just went off. so i'm off to most likely not flirt or be flirted with all weekend. but i will have whiskey, luna. got some cheap scotch at the house waiting on me. chow.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 13 May 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

one more quote from the Move This! infomercial before i go.

"i had a party and i played Move This! everyone kept asking me who the dj was!"

ha!

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 13 May 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

dood or a lady

God forbid that those are the only choices! I am a man.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 May 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

You're not a guy.

'I am.'

No. The world is full of guys. Be a man. Don't be a guy.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 13 May 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

What's that from, luna?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 May 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

Say Anything

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 14 May 2005 02:13 (twenty years ago)

cookie barf fairy anus

― ()ops (()()ps), Saturday, 14 May 2005 05:27 (twenty years ago)

im bored. real, real bored.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 20 May 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

i'm too bummed and feeling sorry for myself and therefore am completely unnatractive and unable to flirt today. go on without me. i'll be okay. no, really. i'll just wait here. sigh.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 20 May 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

I'm bored, too, Mandee. Let's flirt and then hump like rampantly horny penguins.

― Ian Riese-Moraine is on toffuti break! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 20 May 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

I actually was going to revive this thread for today but I got sidetracked earlier.

― Ian Riese-Moraine is on toffuti break! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 20 May 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

"sidetracked"

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 20 May 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

i'm feeling a little bit sad today. I WROTE ALL ABOUT IT IN MY LIVEJOURNAL. FYI!!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 20 May 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

Do you really have a livejournal, Mandee?

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 20 May 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

Damnit, jaymc, you know me too well. *grin*



Awww, je regrette, Mandee. Now, come on, I'll cheer you up; it's time for our daily box lunch at the Y!

― Ian Riese-Moraine is on toffuti break! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 20 May 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

I read it! I'm always too shy to post comments though. I just got stood up by my dentist, but ILX will never pass up an opportunity to put its fingers in my mouth, will it?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 20 May 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

no, really. go on. i'll be fine here. by myself. lonely. with so much love to give.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 20 May 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

Mandee, I read it too! (But I haven't yet today, sorry)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 20 May 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

i just took a picture of me with my camera phone to illustrate.

http://www.ewolfs.com/past_auctions/jan_art01/images/B00683-205.jpg

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 20 May 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

what's your livejournal, mandee?

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 20 May 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

oh my LJ entry today is friends only

because its emo.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 20 May 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

I read Mandee's Livejournal. I used to read her blog, too!

― caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 20 May 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

if it makes you feel any better, i have an elaborate system of filtration for mine b/c i'm emo a lot.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 20 May 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

But what is your lj anyway, Mandee?

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 20 May 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

*does suggestive winking and fluttering of eyelashes*

― Ian Riese-Moraine is on toffuti break! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 20 May 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

www.livejournal.com/users/sandwichhands


ENJOY

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 20 May 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

Speaking of boners...wait, am I using this out of context?

― Ian Riese-Moraine is on toffuti break! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 20 May 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

Best euphemism for masurbation I've heard all day.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 20 May 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

Well?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 27 May 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

well hey handsome...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 27 May 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

Hi beautiful.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 27 May 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)

i'm smellin right today. too bad for all of y'all, so far away.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 27 May 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)

We'll just have to use our imagination. I'm sensing... wait, no, that's just more Mexican food.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 27 May 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

hope you like tacos, ladies.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 27 May 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

hard shell, please

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Friday, 27 May 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

The harder the be... nevermind.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 27 May 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

I wonder whether you have the last two nouns inverted, andrew?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 27 May 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

my goodness, Mr. White!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 27 May 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

actually it should read:

hope you like taco ladies.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 27 May 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

Sorry, couldn't resist. Plus you made me think of it first

Me too!
Now I want grilled food and mexican food. Crimeny.

-- Sarah McLusky (x77tigersxu...) (webmail), May 27th, 2005 12:23 PM. (coco) (later)


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Me too.
And oral sex.

-- luna (lunace...) (webmail), May 27th, 2005 12:24 PM. (luna.c) (later)

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 27 May 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)

I could tell you what I'd like, but I'd probably get arrested.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 27 May 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)

Unless Michael does it for me...

Anyway, Pink brought that up this morning.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 27 May 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)

I cherish taco ladies. Tamale ladies too.

xpost

Tease!

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 27 May 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)

I'm not teasing!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 27 May 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

i ate some sushi and drank some beer, and then, i ended up here. i thought it was a thread about lighthouses or canals, i feel...out of place

― charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 27 May 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

Do you often flirt with lighthouses?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 27 May 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

Since I'm talking dirty...

After reading Marquez's 'Autumn of the Patriarch' I convinced a high school girlfriend to allow me to sauce some grapes, and small bits of peach with her nectar. Delicious literary dirty fun.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 27 May 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

telling stories about your ex while flirting is a faux pas. i'd like to think that the only thing on your mind right now is me.*

*me being the royal me. you know, whoever it is you're flirting with. not necessarily me me. have i overstated this enough yet?

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 27 May 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

Il y'a des jours, mon cher andrew, où chaque pas que je fais est un faux pas.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 27 May 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

I'll never look at a peach the same way again.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 27 May 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

Juicy!

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 27 May 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

I can imagine.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 27 May 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

I am imagining. Dear lord.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 27 May 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)

is it "one of those jours," m. white? i can relate. xpost

back to drooling over peaches coated in natural juices.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 27 May 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

Not necessarily, andrew.

Actually luna, it was quite funny. I remember a fair amount of giggling.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 27 May 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

I can see that, but I'm at 150 on the horny scale, so in my fantasy right now, there's less giggling, more moaning.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 27 May 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

well maybe i can't relate then.

giggling is good. and giggling which gives way to moaning is very very good.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 27 May 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

There was a good deal of moaning too as I recall. Especially afterwards when we had to clean her bedspread.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 27 May 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

I agree.

x-post

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 27 May 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

I suddenly want a peach more than I've ever wanted anything.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 27 May 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

You saucepot, you!

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 27 May 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

You have no idea.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 27 May 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

I notice gareth never mentioned what his lighthouse fetish was about. Hmmm.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 27 May 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

MMM-HMM!!!!!!!!!!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

Boobs pressing on boobs.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

OTM.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

boobs pressing on anything

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

catholic school girls in trouble

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)

On the elevator this morning, a very pretty girl who works several floors below me accidentally brushed by me on her way out and I felt her nipple for a second on my arm. It was quite arousing in a pervy way.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

All this thread needs is an accompanying porn soundtrack.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

I was just looking at www.furnitureporn.com, and then this girl in the cubicle next to mine said "hey Nick, I'm jacking your chair!", which, innocent enough, was unbelievably hot given the circumstances. Or maybe I'm just far too horny.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

i dont like boobs touching on boobs, but maybe thats because when it happens its me hugging my sister.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

So no sisterly nipple fencing, eh?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

boobs touching on boobs. sisters.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000003SZL.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg to thread. (NSFW)

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

GRODEY

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

Jordan OTM.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

That's the accompanying porn soundtrack!

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

What's furniture porn? I like furniture.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

www.furnitureporn.com

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

I feel so... dirty.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

http://paul.binarycore.net/fp/graphics/office7.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, see, I didn't want to go to that website in case it wasn't safe for work. But apparently, it's just pictures of what's at work anyway, so..

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

http://s94686789.onlinehome.us/ihatu/images/110104_Rafe.JPG

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:41 (twenty years ago)

I turned my images off at work, thanks to that BUSTED! thread.

An hour and a half! More sexy!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

No more sexy, I'm about to spontaneously combust.

AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

I'm leaving in an hour to go play a gig! That starts at 5:30! And we're going to play SEX-ual Healing, so it's on topic.

But it's going slooooowly.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

my baseball game tonight has been cancelled due to rain! now i have nothing to do but browse furniture porn.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

Everyone's talking about KIN-KAY SEX today! *chants* B! D! S&M! B! D! S&M! B! D! S&M! B! D! S&M! B! D! S&M!

― Ian Riese-Moraine's all but an ark-lark! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

http://www.thesunmachine.net/image_archive/archive/11-04/coca_cola_blowjob.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

These j-peg names sound very intriguing.

Do you feel sick, luna? Or will you explode with anger?

I'm really fucking tired. Is that sexy?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

Explode in I-haven't-had-sex-with-anyone-other-thank-myself-
in-awhile-oh-god-I-am-a-sad-bastard.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

Thank? Than.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

That's how I've been feeling all year, luna.

― caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

What would Michael do without these threads? One shudders to think.


Hello! I just got from an art museum and now I am eating a casserole and drinking "Diet Sprite ZERO". I'd like to go home and play monkey video games.


(Was that sexy?)

― Monkey of the SOUTH, Friday, 3 June 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

Are they sexy monkey video games?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

Actually, don't answer that.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

Not really, but very cute!

― Monkey of the SOUTH, Friday, 3 June 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

I feel the same, too, luna and caitlin. (way the xpost up)

― Ian Riese-Moraine's all but an ark-lark! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

I'm going to eat pizza tonight. That's right: nice, hot, sexy pizza, dripping with cheese and oil.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

But what are you going to have on your pizza?

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

You can all kill me if I am still doing this job in 18 months. Bookmark this comment.


(Was that sexy?)

― Monkey of the SOUTH, Friday, 3 June 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

But what are you going to have on your pizza?

Boobs. BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS!

― kenan, Friday, 3 June 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

is it wrong that i am not horny at all, ever?

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

http://www.everwonder.com/david/popeye/1.gif

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

I love the word "boobs." It's so monumentally silly.

I also think "panties" sounds silly. Panties. Say it a bunch of times, and you'll see what I mean.

― kenan, Friday, 3 June 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

Is it wrong that pizza talk makes me horny?

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

xpost: That's what I found googling for "boob pizza"

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

Not wrong, but out of the ordinary.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

is it wrong that i am not horny at all, ever?

It's not wrong, Mandee. It just means that I will not marry you. It's ok -- we can still have a cheap fling if you like. But marraige is right out.

― kenan, Friday, 3 June 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

I just love pizza very deeply and I've been denying myself lately, for fatty reasons.

xpost

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

That's perfectly normal, Jordan. PERFECTLY normal.

Speaking of sexin', why are guys' underwear options so limited? I mean, I guess I mostly feel sorry for all you male types. Panties are fun.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

That gif makes Popeye look like he has smoking-related emphysema.

― kenan, Friday, 3 June 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

Is it wrong, then, that I'm always, and I do mean all the time oh god give it to me now horny?

I also think the word 'panties' is silly.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

they have male panties

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

Last night I was in a room full of feminists, many of them gay. I metaphorically could not get it up. So I kept drinking. Good times.

― Je4nne ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

Speaking of sexin', why are guys' underwear options so limited? I mean, I guess I mostly feel sorry for all you male types. Panties are fun.

1) we don't have BOOBS. Not real ones, anyway. So that cuts our options in half right there.

2) It's not all that limited. I own boxers, briefs, and boxer-briefs, in all kinds of colors and fabrics. I switch it up. Briefs go with tight pants, for instance.

― kenan, Friday, 3 June 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

is it cartoon summer panties time?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

ALWAYS

― kenan, Friday, 3 June 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

(Kenan, you need to have a man-to-man talk with Nick about this sort of thing - a lot of his boxers are in need of disposal)

Oh, Jordan, I meant to say that finding pizza sexy is normal. It was a major xpost.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

Kenan, you need to have a man-to-man talk with Nick about this sort of thing

I think you misunderstand what men talk about. If he wants ratty boxers, who am I to say no?

― kenan, Friday, 3 June 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

some men still find shame in buying underwear

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

i mean, its not like i dont enjoy sex, i just dont really get like ALL HORN DOGGED OUT 'N' SHIT

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

Why do you have to make it all sound so gross, Mandee?
Did you used to feel HORN DOGGED OUT and then one day you just stopped feeling that way? Or maybe you just never did?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

hey, we're trying to get it on here. Do you mind?

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

My favorite undies right now are like these. I want them in every color. They aren't cartoon summer panties, but they might as well be.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

I understand Mandee.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

the posters up in fuddruckers make me horny

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

It's true, this underwear thing.

You'd never, NEVER get me wearing briefs, though. Ugh.

― Monkey of the SOUTH, Friday, 3 June 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

luna you hormone hog. couldn't you send some to mandee or something?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

My boxers are not ratty! They are just kind of dull. But I have issues with spending money on clothes. And Sarah, you can buy ME underwear, you know.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

it's nice that manties are cheaper than panties, even though they're pretty much the same

nice for me, i mean

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

I have issues with spending money on clothes, all the clothes I want are very expensive.

xp - no manties for me either.

― Monkey of the SOUTH, Friday, 3 June 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

I never wear briefs either. Strictly a boxer dude.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

It's not like I asked for it! Anyway, fat lot of good it's doing me.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

I would totally carry a man-purse though. If it was explicitly a man purse.

― Monkey of the SOUTH, Friday, 3 June 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

I know what you mean, luna, and all the purty women in their summer clothes are making my brain short-circuit.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

I hope that didn't come out harsh, Mandee! I'm only kidding with you! (I have a secret: I'm not turned out 24/7! Don't tell anyone)

I think you misunderstand what men talk about.
Yeah, apparently so. I said to Nick yesterday that I really wanted to have you and jaymc over soon to hear all your gossip. Nick says, about what? I say, you know! About girls!

And he was like, Uh, Sarah, it doesn't work that way.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

Mandee, is this just a failure to think about sex a lot when you're not having sex? Because that's hardly a failure. I genuinely wish I could pull that off. Now, if we're talking inability to climax or vaginal dryness or something, yeah, that would largely be considered dysfunction. Otherwise, there's nothing wrong with not thinking about sex a lot. You'll likely get more done in your life than I will.

(huh huh... "done"... huh huh huh)

― kenan, Friday, 3 June 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

And he was like, Uh, Sarah, it doesn't work that way.

hahaha!

― Monkey of the SOUTH, Friday, 3 June 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

Seriously, people:

commando >>>> boxers >>>> boxer briefs >>>> anything else

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

"(I have a secret: I'm not turned out 24/7! Don't tell anyone)"

WTF? I don't know what turned out might imply, but I meant turned on.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

Nick says, about what? I say, you know! About girls!

ha! Some guys do this, others do not. We are mostly in the "do not" category.

Although I did finy myself critiquing Tiffany's (you know, the teen pop star?) breasts with Daniel last night, while watching that painful NBC show where old pop acts sing new songs and the audience rates them. Arrested Development won. They were actually good -- by comparison, anyway, with... ugh... Tiffany. And CeCe Penniston, who discovered previously unknown notes during her performance. I digress.

― kenan, Friday, 3 June 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry, I don't GET going commado. What exactly is the point?

― Monkey of the SOUTH, Friday, 3 June 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

commando feels icky. plus you run the risk of pubes in the zipper.

xpost but Tiffany is foi-ine!

― oops (Oops), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

oh, and Sarah McLusky OTM re: feminine undergarments -> boy briefs are the new thong. Sisqo will be right on th-th-that.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

And he was like, Uh, Sarah, it doesn't work that way.

adam has probably uttered those very words before.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry, I don't GET going commado. What exactly is the point?

If you have to ask...

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

commando >>>> boxers >>>> boxer briefs >>>> anything else

"commando" = "do some laundry already, you lazy git"

― kenan, Friday, 3 June 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

"the point"?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

Ha, Kenan, I watched some of that show too. Arrested Development were clearly the best! They even had that old dude in the rocking chair! But I think maybe that's for another thread.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

men, do you have "fun" underwear?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

Commando means you can't wear those jeans as many times. You do the math.

― Kenan, Friday, 3 June 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

I can't go commando because my fave jeans have a hole in the crotch. Like I said, I have problems spending money on clothes.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

We are mostly in the "do not" category.

One of my best friends and I gossip about girls like, well, little girls. It's probably for the better that girls don't hear us, 'cause we can get rather stupid on the subject.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

Re: commando

Honestly I like the ole scrotum to have more support than commando affords.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

yeah, what is this TV show? that sounds great!! wait, does this mean that i was mistaken in my assessment that tiffany should be replaced with lindsay lohan in the "personalities" section of the almanac i'm editing?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

I fear the day when my scrotum will become ole!

― Monkey of the SOUTH, Friday, 3 June 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

jeans on bare crotchular area skin =DUDTASTICALLY EWW

― oops (Oops), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

nick, you and i are alike re: $ and clothes.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

OLE'!

― Monkey of the SOUTH, Friday, 3 June 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

You guys are fucking soft

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

is this thread the tittwis it's ok to like?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

do commandos really not wear underwear?

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

nick, you and i are alike re: $ and clothes.

This reads like a txt message from a teenage girl's phone!!!!!

― Monkey of the SOUTH, Friday, 3 June 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

commanDON"T ahahahahahahaha

― oops (Oops), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

The low-rising jeans/cargos etc Of Today have trained me in the ways of freedom.

Basic maintenance, mes amis, is of course assumed.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

Oh I dunno, sometimes commando can be fun!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

Yeah!

― Ole, Friday, 3 June 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

@D@M N0RD1CK5K1LLZ I5 5UCH @ BEEY0TCH OMGWTFLOL!!! ;)

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

on guys it can be fun?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

ZIPPERZZZZZ

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

hey nick wanna go 2 the mall 4 orange julius and accesories this weekend? lol

― jaym.c, Friday, 3 June 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

yeah, what is this TV show? that sounds great!!

Dude, you have to tune in. It's craptacular. It's like American Idol with people who have already made a million dollars off thier talentlessness.

― kenan, Friday, 3 June 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

I am going to get some new jeans this weekend, hopefully. Maybe I need to pick up some SEXXXY mens underwear too. Suggestions?

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

Oh! Oh! and the host asks the best questions EVER! He's like, "What were you thinking, Mike Reno, when you wrote 'Working for the Weekend'?"

― kenan, Friday, 3 June 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

Finding out that a guy is going commando can be, yeah.

I can't say as to whether or not it is fun for a guy to do it, however.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

Sarah, you didn't offend me, I was trying to be gross (and quoting "The Stoned Age" - DOUBLE BONUS)

And Kenan no its not a physical thing I just don't think about sex much. It's been over a year since I've had it and I've just.. stopped.. yanno, speculating.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

do commandos really not wear underwear?

Read and grow wise...

http://slate.msn.com/id/2112100/

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

well actually i am commando now. i only do it with shorts and other clothing that has a stretchy waist and soft material.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)

Going commando also leads to more embarassing public erections.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)

Wild guess: liking / not-liking commando action has a lot to do with how tight people wear their pants, right? It's kind of the same for me either way, except for the laundry and skin-care issues that come along with commandodom.

Mandee: Maybe you are in a boring relationship that you just don't know about.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)

I've begun to think that society at large is oversexed and it just grosses me out.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)

Do commandos go commando?


xxxxpost hahaha

― KKSF, Friday, 3 June 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)

Finding out that a guy is going commando can be, yeah.

haha

It's seriously like wearing tennis shoes with no socks.

i only do it with shorts and other clothing that has a stretchy waist and soft material

See, that's ok, though. That's more like wearing sandals.

― kenan, Friday, 3 June 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)

exactly! kenan you are a genuis.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

Oh, jesus... don't make me click on the link to "crotch rot."

― kenan, Friday, 3 June 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

um... xxpost

― kenan, Friday, 3 June 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

haha and i am a moran.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

sam is right, sex makes your brains come out in your pee.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

nabisco, what is your theory as to the tightness preference?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

branes r overraitid

― oops (Oops), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

Geez, Mandee, that's what that white shooty stuff is?

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

sam is right, sex makes your brains come out in your pee.

Considering all the things my brain has done to me, it has it coming.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

so to speak

― kenAN, Friday, 3 June 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

(Oops, I don't really have a theory. I just know that commando is baggy pants is a massively different thing from going commando in tight ones. Baggy = the main issue is your donglies waggling around everywhere, and the awkward sensation of being Naked In Public that this can create. Tight = the main issue could be rough stiff denim chafing against yr poozle all day.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

that's what that white shooty stuff is?

Zombie porn, anyone?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

poozle!

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

donglies!

― sgs (sgs), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

I don't know that I have any of those things.

― Monkey of the SOUTH, Friday, 3 June 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

Tight = the main issue could be rough stiff denim chafing against yr poozle all day

Yes. If I ever do get to that laundry point where I am Totally Out Of Underwear, I have a nice soft baggy pair of khakis waiting for me.

― kenan, Friday, 3 June 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

but if you're wearing baggy pants, not only will you get the Exposed! feeling, but every so often, esp when you're walking, your lil' general will rub against the part of the pants that comes nearest your body. this is generally THE COLD METAL SHARP ZIPPER BACKING.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

Oh, the jouissance of amoral disarmament. How I miss thee.

― Ian Riese-Moraine's all but an ark-lark! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

Why are none of you saying penis?

― KKSF, Friday, 3 June 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

your lil' general???????????????????

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

this is generally THE COLD METAL SHARP ZIPPER BACKING

Not if it's down your pants leg.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

"l'il general" 'cause he's always giving orders.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

What is this "penis" you speak of, human? Your puny humanoid sex organs are of no interest to us! Kneel before my magnificent donglies, Earthling.

The caps on "Totally Out Of Underwear" are an excellent reflection of the complex examination and soul-searching process that goes into officially declaring that point.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

button fly, bitches

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

Not if it's down your pants leg.

I think I would be uncomfortable knowing that has chosen to dart off to one side. Better to keep it scrunched up.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

M, oops is talking about "baggy" problems. If you can keep it reliably down your pant leg in really baggy pants, then I've got some friends who'd like your number.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

what, do you think it's only earned the title of colonel, luna?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

The caps on "Totally Out Of Underwear" are an excellent reflection of the complex examination and soul-searching process that goes into officially declaring that point.

Except that when reached and uttered, nabisco, a 'fucking' is ususally inserted amongst the other words.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

dear god

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

Baggy pants. Got it.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

button fly is even worse!! 5 or so buttons each exacting their will upon my helpless lovebranch.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

I love button fly! What better than to speedily free my manobject in a desperate time of need?

― KKSF, Friday, 3 June 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)

(trying to think of a line that would involve the phrase "fleshy Momus")

― KKSF, Friday, 3 June 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

At first I read that as 'flashy'.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 June 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

A button fly still takes me about twenty minutes to get open or closed. I like to pretend that this is because my frautickler is SO huge that I can't get my thumb around to work the other sides of the buttons. But really I think it's just because button flies are the dumbest things in the universe.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 3 June 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

Really? I can think of no finer way to open and close the garments that house my martian whistle.

― KKSF, Friday, 3 June 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

FRAUTICKLER??

Wow, keep going, guys.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 3 June 2005 21:24 (twenty years ago)

I was going to say...

― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 3 June 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

Martian whistle?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 3 June 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)

http://namingschemes.com/Penis_Synonyms

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 June 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

he means dick, luna/mandee/et al.
i'm here to help.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 3 June 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

They know.

― Ian Riese-Moraine's yoghurt gun. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 3 June 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

LUNA and MANDEE and ET AL are also names for penis???

― KKSF, Friday, 3 June 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

HI DERE

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 June 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha, "hstencil"!


..ahahahaahahaha!

― KKSF, Friday, 3 June 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

i wouldn't be surprised if they have been used as synonyms at one point or another.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 3 June 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

why?

― KKSF, Friday, 3 June 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

You deserve to be laughed at if you give your weiner a girls' name.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 3 June 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

i don't understand the naming phenomenon.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 June 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

John Cage started it.

― KKSF, Friday, 3 June 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

My acquaintances at school for the past two years used to call me "penis" because my friend Chad started claiming people as his body parts and I was the tallest person everyone I hung out with knew. Jay was his ass, Justin was his testicle, and he also claimed people as his nipples, middle finger, and so on.



Hehe, hung out with, hahaha!

― Ian Riese-Moraine's all but an ark-lark! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 3 June 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

Does anybody know of anybody but girls and pre-pubescent boys who refer to the todger as a 'weiner'?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 June 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)

is it really a phenomenon? i thought almost nobody does it for real, but rather just as a joke.
luna, what if it's Bertha?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 3 June 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

Or Victoria?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 June 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

or Miss Digglesworth?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 3 June 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

Weirdness:

There are slang words for pudenda in French whose gender is the opposite of the owners', i.e., la bite, la zézette, or la quéquette for the penis (le pénis) and le con for the vagina (le vagin).

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 June 2005 22:04 (twenty years ago)

this isn't very sexy.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 June 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

sorry. it could be, still.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 June 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

hi boys...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 3 June 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago)

hello, lady.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 June 2005 22:21 (twenty years ago)

how's tricks? (All of a sudden I'm having a Mae West moment)

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 3 June 2005 22:22 (twenty years ago)

Quoi de neuf, Madame?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 June 2005 22:23 (twenty years ago)

i'm getting paid to think about baseball. it's like someone's paying me to not think sexy thoughts.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 June 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

Boy would I not do well at that job.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 June 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago)

where you work you think sexy thoughts?

i took this nice nap on my couch this afternoon, and a pleasant rain started outside, and i had nice dreams.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 June 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)

where you work you think sexy thoughts?

I have sexy thoughts everywhere.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 June 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)

i only have them on the couch, during an afternoon nap, and only sometimes then.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 June 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

I have them all the time. I'm going to a ball game tomorrow - I'll let you know how I do.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 3 June 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)

it's different when you're a woman.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 June 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

like i would worry if i started to go to ball games just to watch the players' butts.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 June 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

I never do that... although I admit that Derek Lowe isn't completely unfortunate looking and even though he left my Red Sox, I don't mind watching him pitch.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 3 June 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

his record is pretty decent at dodger stadium this year, i think.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 June 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

anyway every time i see a pretty girl at the ballpark they're with some dude.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 June 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

I pine for the days of classy flirting. Where did the class go? In general, I mean.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 4 June 2005 01:49 (twenty years ago)

Does anybody know of anybody but girls and pre-pubescent boys who refer to the todger as a 'weiner'

eminem?

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Saturday, 4 June 2005 03:36 (twenty years ago)

Weinerville!

― Ian Riese-Moraine's all but an ark-lark! (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 4 June 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)

dude, it's saturday

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Saturday, 4 June 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

hellllllooooooo

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 10 June 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

Does anybody know of anybody but girls and pre-pubescent boys who refer to the todger as a 'weiner'?

'todger' is as bad as 'weiner,' in its own way.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 10 June 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

I am stuffing envelopes this afternoon, and have resigned myself to the fact that I must work on Sunday. Cheer me up!

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 10 June 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

Also in the same way.

xpost

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 10 June 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

I was joking. Of course todger is as bad as weiner. I can't really use any word for my penis without irony 'cause we have such a deep spiritual bond that human words cannot really describe it in a way that expresses my awe and gratitude for its existence..

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 June 2005 13:41 (twenty years ago)

I am stuffing envelopes this afternoon

THAT'S HOT.

― parisalicious hiltington shoves his/her todger down that papery sleeve (nickalic, Friday, 10 June 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

stuff 'em good!!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 10 June 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)

an ironic penis!

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 10 June 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)

Are you going to lick those enevelopes after you stuff them?

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 June 2005 15:10 (twenty years ago)

ow paper cut

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 10 June 2005 15:17 (twenty years ago)

Next up following the envelope -- plastic sandwich bag, lube/KY jelly, and bed mattresses.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. Exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Friday, 10 June 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

Oh, I forgot the condom.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. Exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Friday, 10 June 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

WE'RE NOT GETTING SEXY HERE, PEOPLE! *said in nasal Richard Simmons-esque voice*

― Ian Riese-Moraine. Exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Friday, 10 June 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

Well the Richard Simmons reference didn't exactly help either.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

My sunflower just wilted, if you know what I mean.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

As for me, the crack of dawn better be careful around me this week. I have TEH HORN, but bad.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

yeah, i lost my boner, THANKS IAN

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

Wilting sunflowers are not sexy.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

Teh horn, however, is.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

how large is dawn's crack if you dont mind me askin?

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

Hi, sexy!

x-post

Mandee, alas, I'm merely quoting some Tom Waits stage banter so I can't really say.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

Yes, it's from "Nighthawks At The Diner", a SEXY record for having SEX to.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

Hey there, British, you like-a the Tom Waits, eh?? *Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink* Oh, never mind, you're all married and ... penis-wielding.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

having sex to a Tom Waits album sounds fuckin' awful!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

I quit coffee!

xp maybe

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

Which sounds worse, having sex TO Tom Waits, or having sex WITH Tom Waits?

I'm on the fence.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, sex to T0m Waits (or with him) is not exactly at the top of my TO DO list.

ha ha xpost

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

i think mandee is right, tom waits isn't my idea of a good sex soundtrack

haha xposts galore

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

Tom Waits Sex Records, TS. 'The Black Rider' vs. 'Bone Machine'

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

I think Tom Waits would be a fine, sensitive lover.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

I think I would rather have sex with myself.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

Seriously, though, today I could have sex to 'Metal Machine Music' and think it was sexy like Ben Webster.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

Bad bad O face, though.

― Je4nne ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

Metal Machine Music is sexy! So is the Well-Tuned Piano.

― Sundar (sundar), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)

millionxpost
having sex with tom waits on a fence

― matlewis, Friday, 10 June 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)

Legend has it that Tom Waits is indeed an accomplished cocksman.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)

Sort of in the Jon Williams Mould.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

Je4nne just made me snort water on my desk.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

Is T0m Waits married? I mean, I'm sure someone likes having sex with him, just not me.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

Yes, he is married to Kathleen Brenneman (sp?), a playwright who sometimes writes lyrics for him.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

Yeah. To Kathleen Brennan.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

Yes, he is married to friend, wife and collaborator Kathleen Brennan, and has many children.

xxxp

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

Geeks

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

I read that as "Ben Savage" for a minute, dunno why...

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

Yes, he is married to friend, wife and collaborator Kathleen Brennan, and has many children.

So he's in some ways very much like you, adam, with only a few small differences, really.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

What makeout music shall I put on?
Slowdive?
M83?
Junior Boys?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

no children, though last night I dreamt we had a baby and Sarah just wanted to leave it at home while we went to work.

xp

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

put on some NU SHOOZ

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

Double D, I have dreams like that all the time. But the thing is, they're not sexy.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

i had a dream last night that my house was shaped like a bathtub

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

Luckily, my gf only dreams about kittens.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

I had a sexy dream last night. That's as close as I've been for awhile.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

I don't know, I think my anti-sexy revive worked!

Tom Waits Sex Records
This will be the name of my label!

― Ian Riese-Moraine. Exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Friday, 10 June 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

Ha. Actually, I did have a dream with lots of sex in it last night, but it wasn't sexy.

For some reason, I was in this bathroom in an academic building at some college. One of the stall doors was open, so I had to squeeze past it to get to a different stall. As I pass by, I see that it is occupied by FOUR people all having sex together in one big chain, one of them sitting on the toilet for support. Lovely.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 10 June 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

I am proud to say, that I once broke the toilet cover in an apartment in Milan, having sex. Ah, to be young and foolish once again.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 June 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

The other night I kept dreaming I was having an affair with this (married) guy I know.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 10 June 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

was the four person chain boy girl boy girl or some other variation?

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 10 June 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

There is some freaky shit happening in my head, that's all I'm saying.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 10 June 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

See, I woke up right after the dream and couldn't remember and so then I was trying to figure out all the possible combinations in my head using math. ha ha. I was only half awake.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 10 June 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

Work is boring. Recommend me some sexual oils, ILX.

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 10 June 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

There is some freaky shit happening in my head, that's all I'm saying.

Is this supposed to be some kinda newsflash?

― Je4nne ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 10 June 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

I know nothing about oils. They always make me think of Seth's character in Can't Hardly Wait.

I'd imagine they'd make the sheets oily.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 10 June 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

i dreamed once of two hot and bothered police officers, male and female, who went down to the basement to "check for clues" and immediately tore into one another. i was an observer. she got down and unfastened his holster with her teeth! good times. then some other stuff happened.

re oils, don't wax it with olive oil.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 10 June 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

extra virgin, heh heh.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 10 June 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

Esso? Shell?

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 10 June 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

Turn off the lights and light a candle
Tonight I'm in a romantic mood, yeah

Let's take a shower, shower together, yeah
I'll wash your body and you'll wash mine, yeah
Rub me down in some hot oils, baby, yeah
And I'll do the same thing to you

Just turn off the lights, come to me
Girl, I wanna give you a special treat, you're so sweet
Turn off the lights and let's get cozy
See, you're the only one in the world that I need

I wanna love you, love you all over, yeah
Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again
Whisper sweet words of love in your ear
Show you I much I missed you, missed you, my dear

Turn 'em off and come to me
Tonight, I'm in a sexy mood, baby
And light a candle
Girl, there's something that I-I wanna do to you, I wanna do, I wanna do to you, baby

Would you mind if I asked you to
Would you rub me down
Would you rub me down in some, in some burnin' hot oils, baby, yeah
I swear I can do the same thing, the same thing to you, baby

Turn 'em off and let's get cozy
I wanna give you a special treat, you've been so sweet
Turn 'em off and come closer
You're the only one in this whole wide world that I'd ever need

Turn 'em off and light a candle
You see, there's somethin' I, somethin' I, somethin' I, somethin' I
Somethin' I wanna do to you, baby

I'm lyin' here waitin', my dear
You can get what you want any time you want it
I'm lyin' here waitin', my dear
Come get what you need, give me what I need

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 10 June 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

I've got the eye of the tiger.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 10 June 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

You know what's really quite sexy, matching eye shadow and tops with shoes, unless it's like some totally garish colour. Just a musing.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 10 June 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

Windmill, windmill keep on turning; show me the way, take me today
Windmill, windmill, hearts are yearning, longing for love and a chance
To be free

Helloween have an excellent back catalogue.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 10 June 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

Is this supposed to be some kinda newsflash?

No, I suppose not. Moreso than usual, though.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 10 June 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

I am alone for the afternoon.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000052XQO.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Je4nne ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 10 June 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

RUB IT ON ME!

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 10 June 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

Both of my bosses went home and left me here. Even though we were supposed to review my performance.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

"performance"

― Je4nne ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 10 June 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

oooh, girl
rub it down with vaseline
i bet you could slide that hand all the way up
up into the sky
got a body asking why
feels so good I think I'll cry

don't hesistate to penetrate

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 10 June 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

did they leave you tied up at the office? will they be back for you later? kinkiness. xpost

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 10 June 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

no, actually I'm just sat at my desk, drinking hot chocolate (coffee substitute).

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

I get the feeling I am going to post the shit out of ILX this afternoon.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

Maybe it is time to start all that faxing again, only I don't know our fax number.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

Hey, fax me and I'll fax you. I'm superbored.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 June 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

getting less kinkyness vibes with every post there.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 10 June 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

try something like this:

i want to fax you like an animal!

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 10 June 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

i want to fax you from the inside.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

Hey, fax me and I'll fax you. I'm superbored.

Is Sarah okay with you faxing other people? I wouldn't want to fax up your relationship.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

The more faxing, the better, as far as I'm concerned. The world would be such a more pleasant place if everyone just get to faxing already.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

Now you're starting to sound like my mother.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

??!!

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

the one time I tried to fax a friend I got in TROUBLE

but I am up for faxing as NO ONE looks at our fax machine

E-MAIL ME FOR FAX #

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

There is the possibility that I could get into trouble, actually. Though that just makes it all the more exciting. God, I live for danger.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

And snacks.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

I got a fax!
Mandee I'm sending yours now but I have no cover sheets so go catch it quick!

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

F faxes, I want people to call me.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

grodey, nick, this INFORMATIVE FAX you sent me is kinda grossing me out. although that monster going 'GRR I'M A MONSTER' is kinda cute!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

Sorry mandee, but I inevitably get about one embarassed dude calling about that subject per week.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

SCAN

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

If you want to see it, all you have to do is send me yr fax number...

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

actually I just re-read it and now I've decided it's one sexy piece of writing

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

REALLY?!?

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

I have no idea where the fax machine in this company even is.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

Mine is down the hall and lots of people use it. Or they would if they were here.

We just have this one temp who walks around with HUGE headphones on, very audibly listening to opera.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

i sit right next to the fax machine, unfortunately.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

I have my own fax machine in my office, oddly enough. There's a seperate fax machine for everyone else.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

Why, 'cause they know you're prone to shooting off faxes to your internet friends, n/a?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

you're that important!!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

i'd like my own office. i used to have a HUGE office with important files, ALL TO MYSELF - now I share A CUBICLE with two other people :/

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

Michael - do you have a nice view?

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

I only have my own office because they had to fire the other dude who was in here because they didn't have the money to pay him anymore. Also there are only like 7 people who work here.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

This week I'm on the 36th Floor of the B of A building looking north. The view, behind me, is of Coit Tower in the foreground, and Alcatraz/Angel Island and the distant Richmond Bay Bridge.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I once shared an office with my boss, but he was never there, so I had this huge desk and huge window and plants everywhere. Ahhh. But also, he was a horrible boss, so I'm over it. I have my own office now, if you consider the front desk reception area an office. I mean, it's a lot bigger than any "office" I've had before and a lot sunnier too.

Oh, wait. This thread is about flirting and it being Friday. Well, I'm only sitting here for 10 more minutes. :-D

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

Lucky Sarah!

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

Less offices, more orifices!

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

grr i just paid $18.14 for KOOSH BALLS

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

And look, your christmas shopping is done!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

OMG you are great.

xp

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

They still make those?

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

i just bought a lot of 11 of them on ebay

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5979589260


i did it all for the blue cool dude...

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

one with a handle, and 2 balls

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

i see what you're doing there

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

Trying to bring back the sexy!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

Someone come make out with me, please.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

I'M GOING TO HAVE A KOOSH FARM

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)

it's friday night, and yep, i'm back at work.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)

i'd make out with you, luna, but i have to think about baseball.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

I'm not allowed, sorry.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

HSTENCIL!! Back to work.

Now, luna, let's get back to basesex, I mean sexball, I mean, oh whatever.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

Adam, the making out part or the Koosh Farm?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

NONE OF YOU ARE ANY HELP.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

Luna, aren't you in Tennessee? So close...

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

Los Angeles, sadly.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

i'll makeout wit hyou, luna, if you'd like

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

Yes, my wife strictly forbids me from starting Koosh farms with other women. Random sex is fine, though.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

I’m sorry, but I can’t see the words “koosh farm” without laughing like a winded 70 year old man

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

http://hansmoleman-simpsons.greatnow.com/Moleman%20slate.jpg

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

Sure Rosemary - I'm game!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

what an understanding wife

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

yeah too bad we're on different coasts!

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

Bane of my fucking existence, lemme tell you. Either too far away or already involved. I cannot win.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

Watch out adam! First they lure you with the random sex, then the next thing you know they've lured you into into the degraded, insalubrious life of Koosh husbandry.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

I know!

I'm all "how was that for you?" and they're like "not bad, but what would really get me hot is if we farmed these for money" and then out comes the koosh, every damn time...

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

will you husband my kooshes?

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

harlot

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

Bane of my fucking existence, lemme tell you. Either too far away or already involved. I cannot win.

Or, in the case of so many of us, ma bien-aimée, both at the same time.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

I give up.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

aww

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

will you husband my kooshes?

How many times have I heard that?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

too often or not enough?

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

Oh, all the time. All the time.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:45 (twenty years ago)

Here's hoping y'all have fun, sexy weekends...

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

You too, sugar

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

Luna, you must change coasts, seriously.

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

I don't think so.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

I'll just set up shop in the middle - will that work?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 10 June 2005 22:04 (twenty years ago)

Like being in the middle much?

(sorry)

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Friday, 10 June 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

(really, I'm SO sorry...)

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Friday, 10 June 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha - that was (sometimes) classic.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 10 June 2005 22:07 (twenty years ago)

You set 'em up, I'll knock 'em down...

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Friday, 10 June 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

I do what I can.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 10 June 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

http://www.poster.net/wrestling/wrestling-wwf-the-rock---know-your-role-4003030.jpg

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Friday, 10 June 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

Someone come make out with me, please.

"6.4 = Make out, make out, make out! How old did you say you were? 16!"

― Ian Riese-Moraine. Exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Friday, 10 June 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)

HI DERE!

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 17 June 2005 13:31 (twenty years ago)

i love checking the board at 10:30 AM and seeing Friday afternoon threads up. its so encouraging.

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 17 June 2005 13:37 (twenty years ago)

glad to be of service.

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 17 June 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

hi i'm new to this thread. what goes on here?

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 17 June 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

haha, that just reads as "hey... you come here often?"

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 17 June 2005 13:41 (twenty years ago)

wanna make out? i promise not to VOMIT DOWN THE SIDE OF YOUR JEEP AS WE RIDE DOWN THE INTERSTATE!

hi, i'm a ruiner of things.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

and yeah, that was my night last night. jesus. it was horrible. and today i'm real embarrassed and hungover and sad.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

andrew, i seem to vomit out the windows of moving vehicles a lot, too. i ruined my sister's acura, practically. i puked and then it froze to the car door. grodey!

ANYWAY I FEEL YUCKY TODAY MAKE ME FEEL BETTER

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

but but but i wanna be made to feel better

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

also, last night, i had my heart set on doing looking glass' "brandy" at jimmy doyle's karaoke, but they wouldn't let me cuz it was too late. i was gonna win a gal's heart with that one. then the whole vomit thing and i mean, really.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

drink some alacer emer'gen-c!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

you need the hangover commiseration thread, stat

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

I FAPped w/Dr. Morbius and some SF ILXors last night. To my knowledge there was no vomiting on the agenda but I haven't seen the FAP minutes from after I left.

Andrew, Mr. Ninja commands you to feel better.

http://www.btinternet.com/~mrninja/hello.jpg

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

feeling better already, Mr. Ninja.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

I SMELL SAX AND CANDY

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

Who's that casting devious stares?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

who's that driving nasty cars?!

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

What is this thread all about???

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

we've been waiting on you. now we can start flirting!

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

hallo everybody!

― mike h. (mike h.), Friday, 17 June 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

It's 12:11 pm. Bring it.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

Flirt faster! The lady doesn't have all day, folks!

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

What's up, gimp Hello, beautiful!

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

What is Dr. Morbius like? Do tell!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

Oh you flatterer...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

mmm, you smell good.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

I was hoping you'd notice.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

Dr. M is cool but gygax, Alex in SF, and he started talking beisbol at one point and I had to just sit there at one point with that blank, Homeresque look on my face. I'll give Dr. M. this: within half a day he'd found a gay bar in the Mission that served him the pintglass sized mojito.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

Aww, if Adam had been there, you'd have had company.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

JaXon and I exchanged (un)knowing glances.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

Hot!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

Luna, darling, come sit over here. We'll put your foot up, like that, on this pillow. Do you want to ice it at all? How about a drink, bellissima?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

Merci. I don't need ice, I think, just flirting.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

After your day, would you care for a little massage?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

Who am I to say no to such a generous offer? I'd love one.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

Typical tease that I am, I have to run: lunch time. Can you wait an hour?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

Only if I have to...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

go on and take lunch. take your time. i'll, ahem, look after things in your absence.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

*Kisses* I'll be back in no time. andrew m., I was wondering where you'd gone.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

i've been around. voyeuring.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

ooo, i want a massage.

hello, all you sexy people...

― juliaaa, Friday, 17 June 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

Less voyeuring, more rubbing!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

hello sex thread

― the Stanmore signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

hello, adam

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

oh hello you

― the Stanmore signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

Adam, you're so cute in your wedding pix!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

damn. now i have to go actually do some work for a minute. all of you hang tight. and it'll help with all the rubdowns if you all remove your shirts by the time i get back. just relax.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

Thank you, Sarah. I tried.

I...actually, REALLY tried.

― the Stanmore signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

Wait, you are married Adam?

:)

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

Adam, you're so cute in your wedding pix!

Way to ruin the mood, SARAH.

(where are Adam's wedding pics?)

xpost

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

Wait, you are married Adam?

Yes, Michael.

― the Stanmore signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

Telling someone they're cute = flirting = not off topic!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

Oh THAT kind of cute. Oh my...

― the Stanmore signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

What other kind of cute is there? Oh, I guess there's the itsy bitsy, soft & cuddly kind.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

http://ssbm.detstar.com/hiddencharacters/jigglypuff.jpg

― the Stanmore signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

See?! That one's great.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

That's the bachelor party.

― the Stanmore signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

Telling someone they're cute = flirting = not off topic!

Yes, but talking about someone's WEDDING PHOTOS ruins my fantasies.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

That's too cute.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

Post the cake one, adam!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

There's no flirting in cake. Unless you're popping out of a cake. Or covered in cake. Or...

I just made myself hungry.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

Hey! I bought myself sexy underwear today!

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

Yay, kelsey!
I just ran out of sensible, clean ones today so I'll be wearing totally inpractical sexy ones all weekend!

Cake is very much sexy.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

Where did you get them?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

The sexy ones are the best kind!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

i got them at victoria's secret. i figured that since i've been AWESOME at weight lifting for two weeks & super moody & not feeling great the last couple of days that i "earned" my undies. i'm very excited about them!

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

I know, luna, I just don't always feel in a sexy mood at work.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

Strange, I can't imagine being excited about my own underwear. Other people's , maybe...

― the Stanmore signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

I'm exciting about going underwear shopping this weekend. I'm going to buy some underwear without holes in them.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

How will you get into them?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

He won't. They're "art".

― the Stanmore signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

http://www.billrotelladrumbeatings.com/rimshot.gif

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

I realized this morning that my ritual is to always wear the roomiest underwear available to me. The fact that today I am wearing the uncomfortably tight fitted shorts reminds me that I am due for a laundry visit.

― the Stanmore signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

Strange, I can't imagine being excited about my own underwear. Other people's , maybe...

That's because yours contain no surprises.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

I don't know if I'm excited by my own underwear, I just like it.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

this is the first friday afternoon that ive spent in an office since. well. ever!!!! i dont like it!!

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

where are adam wedding pics??

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

i'm with you, luna. i like it too! although, there's also something to be said for going commando . . .

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

Indeed there is.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

The best part about sexy underwear is taking them off.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

i must say that going commando whilst riding a bike at night is one of the lovliest things.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

Maybe if you're a woman.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

good god.

I'm not posting any more Adam wedding photos, but the others are on Ally's wedding thread. I don't like photos of me!

― the Stanmore signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

Well we like them.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

You and Mrs. Adam look so fetching, though, Adam.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

i must say that going commando whilst riding a bike at night is one of the lovliest things.

That makes me jealous of girl anatomy, because I can only imagine it being uncomfortable.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

well i'm back. why are y'all still dressed?

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

Well, actually, 'cause I'm riding this bike, see, and uh...

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

Mostly...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

I HAD NO IDEA ADAM WAS SUCH A HUNK

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

whatev.!

― the Stanmore signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

Oh hush, you're totally cute.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

Stop blushing, Adam. It's unbecoming in a 'hunk' of your stature.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

girls in skirts riding bikes is hot. cuz like they're pedaling and stuff and the skirt like rides up and... sigh.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)

Especially if they're going commando!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

hunk of CHEESE, maybe

(?)

― the Stanmore signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

It's well known that you go the gym at least 8 times per week, Adam. No need to be coy.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

(Maybe we should flirt with the girls instead of discussing your hunkishness. Whaddya say?)

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

commando good. flashes of panty good too. hunks of cheese good too. xposting good.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)

What kind of cheese, Adam?

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)

Please excuse the warped aspect of a damages mind, ladies, but all this talk of commando style bike riding made me think of those generators that they can hook up to stationary bikes. Generators which could be used to power....?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

http://www.msad71.net/seard/Thompson/images/Cheese/WallaceCheese.jpg

xpost

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

smoothies?

i once had this girl in nothing but a thong pedal a bike that was hooked up to power a blender. she made me an organic smoothie with this delicious vodka in it (and i'm not the biggest fan of vodka).

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

that's like art or something!

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

I think I'd be a fan of anything if it was made that way!

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

apparently i am hanging out with a "cute dude" from some band, tonight. he's from philadelphia. should i be horny, already?

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

she made me an organic smoothie

Again with warped braine, but I read that as an orgasmic smoothie. Brings everybody to the yard.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

kelsey, i demand to know where this girl was. i will ask you tomorrow!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

Mandee. Yes.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

DONE!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

Excellent work!

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

Losing interest...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

don't be that way baby

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

make it up to me.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

interested ... INTERESTED ... INTERESTED ... VERY INTERESTED

...

and then I suddenly lost interest.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

Luna, you fickle flirt, you. Come here and give me a little kiss.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

let's have a special hug

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

harder

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)

and release. i'm going home. see ya playas.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 17 June 2005 22:04 (twenty years ago)

Bye, andrew. Have a good weekend.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 17 June 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

I don't like to think of it as fickle so much as equal opportunity.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 17 June 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)

Fair enough, tesoro. Fancy a tickle?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 17 June 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

Always.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 17 June 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

Lovely lass.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 17 June 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

*looks around the thread, glances coyly at others while smiling all the same, and his looooong and thick -- EYELASHES -- flutter alive even more*

― Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Friday, 17 June 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

It was just 12:11 in Greenwich a little while ago!

― Ian Riese-Moraine eats nation-states for breakfast! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 24 June 2005 10:22 (twenty years ago)

It's now 13.35!

So, um, Ian, I like your hair - have you done something special to it? Cos you look cute - I don't mean you don't normally look cute, you do, very much so, but today, I dunno, extra-cute or something. Yeah.

*blushes and runs away*

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 24 June 2005 11:35 (twenty years ago)

(maybe I should have chosen the sex talk option)

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 24 June 2005 11:35 (twenty years ago)

hello mr markelby. you rough nut you.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 24 June 2005 11:39 (twenty years ago)

Um, I didn't use hairspray in it today. Not yet. But I think I look worse without it. My hair's too fluffy.

― Ian Riese-Moraine eats nation-states for breakfast! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 24 June 2005 11:55 (twenty years ago)

you look fine. no, really. i have a quiet place we can go. i'm sure you'll feel at home there. nice people. called the mongrels.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 24 June 2005 11:57 (twenty years ago)

It's staff garden party day today and I'm going for strawberry tarts in about an hour, so we'll have to make this quick.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 24 June 2005 11:59 (twenty years ago)

Watch out for the mongrels, Ian. Have you seen the ep of South Park with the feline orgy? It'll be like that.

(cute arse btw)

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 24 June 2005 11:59 (twenty years ago)

Hi. I'm wearing my 'reading is sexy' t-shirt today. It makes me look like I have quite nice tits. OTOH, I am getting married a week tomorrow so shouldn't be on this thread really.

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 24 June 2005 12:00 (twenty years ago)

so we'll have to make this quick.

Super - that's my default setting!

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 24 June 2005 12:00 (twenty years ago)

Archel, I think you need an ilx hen thread so we can all flirt with you before it's too late.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 24 June 2005 12:05 (twenty years ago)

damn markelby got in before me

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 24 June 2005 12:05 (twenty years ago)

i have found it unwise in my experience to flirt with ladies who are already "spoken for."

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 24 June 2005 12:23 (twenty years ago)

Yeah I think admiring my own breasts is as far as I go anyway :)

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 24 June 2005 12:25 (twenty years ago)

Try chaps?

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 24 June 2005 12:26 (twenty years ago)

i am wearing chaps mark. right now

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 24 June 2005 12:27 (twenty years ago)

I shall not "try chaps." My Central Line does not terminate at Kennington.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 24 June 2005 12:29 (twenty years ago)

hey, all. it's andrew m. you know, from the friday sex talk/flirting thread? let's get inappropriate!

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 24 June 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

Sorry, it's only 11:30 here.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 24 June 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

andrew m., im going to eat you up for lunch. in an hour or so, since it's only 10:54 am here. ROWR

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 24 June 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

i don't mind waiting.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 24 June 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

It's only 10:08 - do I have to wait, or can I start now?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 June 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

Luna, are you a Scorpio?

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 24 June 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

Start now, but finish strong

x-post

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

Cancer

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 June 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

Way to kill the mood.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 24 June 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

Hi, Luna! How's your day been so far, pretty lady?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 24 June 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

http://www.anvisa.gov.br/imagens/tabaco/tabaco_cigarro_impotencia.jpg

x-post

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

sharpening my knives now, andrew

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 24 June 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

Oh it's good so far - how're you, handsome?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

Well enough, but a little tired. I think I'll grab an empty office at lunch and nap.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

you look fine. no, really. i have a quiet place we can go. i'm sure you'll feel at home there. nice people. called the mongrels.

-- mullygrubbr (fan...), June 24th, 2005 8:57 AM.

It's staff garden party day today and I'm going for strawberry tarts in about an hour, so we'll have to make this quick.

-- Mädchen (madchen_in_unifor...), June 24th, 2005 8:59 AM.

Watch out for the mongrels, Ian. Have you seen the ep of South Park with the feline orgy? It'll be like that.

(cute arse btw)

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), June 24th, 2005 8:59 AM.



You all want me! Hot damn! First that hot Hispanic girl on the Greyhound bus, then that Juliana Hatfield-lookalike waitress, and now all three of you want me! I can't decide! Wait, yes I can. For the moment I'll have Mädchen since she's about to leave. *frolic*

― Ian Riese-Moraine eats nation-states for breakfast! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

*jealous*

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

It's 11:36 A.M. - Where is the traditional Friday afternoon sex talk/flirting thread?

― a real bear behind the microphone (nordicskilla), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

You must strike while the iron is hot, dood.

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

Less striking, more hot.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

Anything in particular, m'lady?

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

it's 95F here. hot.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

That's Hansel's so hot right now.

http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_1092293.jpg

Hansel.

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

it's about 95F here as well. which is why we must now all go swimming in our underwear (or less).

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

Swimming in underwear is for wusses!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

*jealous*

Yikes, now luna wants me, too! Well, Mädchen is at her staff garden party now... *deviant winking*

― Ian Riese-Moraine eats nation-states for breakfast! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 24 June 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

What if the underwear is white and made of thin cotton?

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

well, i was just leaving that option open for some of the wussier among us. getting wet together is the important thing.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

I hate to spoil the mood here, Ian, but what precisely is 'deviant winking'? It's conjuring up an image of an extreme nervous tic to me, or perhaps winking while you pass a dollar to Bob Saget and finger his newborn.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

I had a beautiful white bathing suit once. Then I was on the beach eating cherries and I was spitting all the pits into a paper towel and oops, I dropped the paper towel and got stupid cherry juice speckles all over it. The end.

― Je4nne ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

Better than a 'localized' red spill, if you understand me. And I think you do.

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

That sounds like a dream sequence, Je4nne.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

RED TIDE

― Je4nne ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

I also had a beautiful white bathing suit.. or so I thought. It was the first one I bought myself and I loved it. It strapless and had a band of color at the top... I thought I was the cat's ass until I dove into the pool and it fell down around my waist. When I got out, I couldn't work out why people were staring at me until I went into the sauna and passed a mirror and realized that it was COMPLETELY TRANSLUCENT.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

I hate to spoil the mood here, Ian, but what precisely is 'deviant winking'? It's conjuring up an image of an extreme nervous tic to me, or perhaps winking while you pass a dollar to Bob Saget and finger his newborn



D'oh!

― Ian Riese-Moraine eats nation-states for breakfast! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

Stay on topic people -- we're concentrating on see thru swimwear now.

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

speckle your cherry. that's what i want to do to you.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

Now I'm picturing Je4nne and Luna in their translucent bathing suits feeding each other cherries. Sounds like a Roxy Music cover, doesn't it?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

yeah, but i was thinking more about dispensing with they roxy style posing about and going straight to the speckling.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)

did someone spoil their dinner?

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

What ARE you talking about my good man?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

If you have to ask, you're on the wrong thread, hoss.

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

how dull are those knives, mandee?

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

I'm SO bored I think I'm going to die!

― a real bear behind the microphone (nordicskilla), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

There's nothing sexy about that.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

not a necrophiliac, that one

― oops (Oops), Friday, 24 June 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

well that's ruined. thanks.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

It's 4:00 ET, It's the new flirting thread, because oops ruined the other one

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

you always say how being so horny is no fun, so i thought i'd help you out. grandpablowjobs.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

this is just like a bar though really. staring at/thinking about a girl's tits while talking to her.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...
er, revive?

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 15 July 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

There's a new, better one.

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 15 July 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

It's 4:00 ET, It's the new flirting thread, because oops ruined the other one

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

(like I wasn't gonna be all over that)

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 July 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

goole, did you see this?

― Let "Free Dom" ring (jaymc), Friday, 5 March 2010 22:25 (sixteen years ago)


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