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Mongrels. It's Tuesday. Time for another exciting day.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 27 June 2001 03:45 (twenty-four years ago)

four years pass...

New fred.

Humanity won't be happy until the last mongrel is hung with the guts of the last sheepfux0r!

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 04:11 (twenty years ago)

hooray!

― moley (moley), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 04:14 (twenty years ago)

Hahah, I was going to go for 'The Legend Of Sleepy Mongrel'.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 04:15 (twenty years ago)

u guys sure do gas.

― Frogm@n Henry, Tuesday, 12 July 2005 04:15 (twenty years ago)

Sorry.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 04:16 (twenty years ago)

we gasBAG!

― there are twelve people in the world the rest are haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 04:17 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, the 'UNREAD MESSAGES' wasn't doing its job, I had to do an awful lot of scrolling.

A curse on Frogman!

www.neworleansmistic.com/ powders/images/VEVE.gif

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 04:20 (twenty years ago)

http://www.neworleansmistic.com/powders/images/VEVE.gif

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 04:21 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, the 'UNREAD MESSAGES' wasn't doing its job, I had to do an awful lot of scrolling.

Specify "last 20 messages" in your profile.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 04:22 (twenty years ago)

Cheers.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 04:24 (twenty years ago)

Omigod, that makes it all so much easier.

This is what I think of Adam:

http://www.wilsonsalmanac.com/images1/erzulie_f_veve.gif

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 04:29 (twenty years ago)

wtf? Have you found Prince's ftp site?

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 04:33 (twenty years ago)

Changing thread while I was driving home? You had me all discombobulated!

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 04:37 (twenty years ago)

we've been painting the tv room. it is a fucking pain in the arse cos its all panelled. chose a lemon colour - but it looks...green. also wnet shopping and bought yvonne a lamp for her birthday which is tomorrow. its called the koni mother and child.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 04:39 (twenty years ago)

They are Veves - voudou icons, that come out of the native icongraphy of West Africa, Catholic symbology and the ironwork so often found in 18th and 19th century french colonies. They function both as symbol and way of contacting the loi, gods/avatars relating to different aspects of everyday life.

That first one was for Papa Legba, the kind of gatekeeper to the Voudoun pantheon - you need a favour from someone, you gotta ask him first.

The second, yours, was that of Erzulie, the loi or goddess/aspect of love. Awww.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 04:40 (twenty years ago)

Pics. And happy birthday to Yvonne.
[xpost]

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 04:40 (twenty years ago)

thnx adam. i have to go back to work tomorrow so be prepared for the "return of the endless gaz drivel". hope yr all ok btw. missed a lot over the hols...cos i haven't been on ilx shockah!

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 04:43 (twenty years ago)

I feel for you Mully, I get to be unhappy next week.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 04:44 (twenty years ago)

so...short precis pls? whats been happening? did adam and/or mikey get a job writing? how is haitch's new job? is Trayce still frustrated by work? is gem still my favourite poster? when is kate coming to sydney?

how are everyones arms?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 04:46 (twenty years ago)

did adam and/or mikey get a job writing?

I did! I'm working on my first piece now. My arms are good.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 04:47 (twenty years ago)

whaaaa? fuck! thats great! is it that gaming mag? will we be able to read it?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 04:48 (twenty years ago)

No, I'm a lost cause.

I'm going to try to start writing a story tonight.

What's your piece about, if you don't mind, Adam?

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 04:48 (twenty years ago)

We'll see Gaz. House goes on the market next week, although I think my brother is going to buy it.

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 04:50 (twenty years ago)

is it that gaming mag? will we be able to read it?

If it's printed, yes!

Mikey, it's about gaming stuff, but I won't get into details until it's in print :) :)

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

Right, of course.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

kate: sold! do they expect a discount?

mikey you are so not a last cause. that first weeks post after you finished work were headspinningly good! i think we all need to find that space outside worrying about the 9-5 to flow.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 04:57 (twenty years ago)

Sorry Mikey, just want it to be a surprise for whomever cares. :)

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 04:58 (twenty years ago)

Yes, my brother wants a discount, which is fair. It would be pretty low of us to sell it including a real estate agents commission since there isn't one.

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 05:02 (twenty years ago)

this

http://www.wilsonsalmanac.com/images1/erzulie_f_veve.gif

would make a very nice tattoo i think

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 05:03 (twenty years ago)

beep

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 05:08 (twenty years ago)

are you swearing at me jim?

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 05:09 (twenty years ago)

no expletives have at least three e's

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 05:09 (twenty years ago)

hehe

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 05:10 (twenty years ago)

three e's in a four letter word?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 05:10 (twenty years ago)

Damn, I just had the best salad. Big leaves of basil, coriander, mint. Cucumber, tomato and dressing with lime juice, chilli and fish sauce.

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 05:11 (twenty years ago)

yuppie

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 05:12 (twenty years ago)

yummie

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 05:13 (twenty years ago)

Ha! I'm so not a yuppie. I think to be a yuppie you need money.

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 05:15 (twenty years ago)

I just honked down on a chunk of Grano Padano. A yuppie snack? :)

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 05:25 (twenty years ago)

i don't even know what that is

― haitchaeturist (haitch), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 05:28 (twenty years ago)

My story is the first installment of something larger, in which our protagonist is tapped on the shoulder by a mysterious figure to take a very lonely, very dangerous job. However, job perks include a prolonged lifespan, the chance to meet interesting people from many different cultures and an excellent knowledge of the most happening places in town.

This strays nowhere near the spy/sci-fi genres. I wanna play around a bit with folklore, superhero tropes and horror cliches.

If anybody knows about the legend of the tzadikkim, I'm drawing inspiration from that. I'm aiming to replicate the kinds of worlds Neil Gaiman has a hand in, without the very english/twee patina.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 05:28 (twenty years ago)

give it an aussie larrikin patina!

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 05:29 (twenty years ago)

hey gaz I'll be sending a PACKAGE tomorrow

― there are twelve people in the world the rest are haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 05:31 (twenty years ago)

Well, yeah, I hope that it will come through as very Australian.

I'm also pushing the multicultural voibe with it.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 05:32 (twenty years ago)

haitch ok good i been out of it i believe i can get yours off this week. if i try.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 05:34 (twenty years ago)

Ahhhhh Neil Gaiman.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 05:42 (twenty years ago)

is that an order?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 05:42 (twenty years ago)

The man has talent, but he is responsible for a lot of awfulness.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 05:43 (twenty years ago)

I got a lot of love for American Gods and parts of Sandman, but there is some tripe!

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 05:46 (twenty years ago)

Stardust is fantastic. American Gods, meh. Neverwhere, awesome.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 05:47 (twenty years ago)

Oh and Good Omens. Best book evar.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 05:47 (twenty years ago)

He's good friends with Tori Amos I hear.

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 05:48 (twenty years ago)

She was good once.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 05:49 (twenty years ago)

We agree on Good Omens. I've yet to read Stardust. Yeah, Neverwhere was good. I'm going to read Coraline to my kids.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 05:50 (twenty years ago)

I'm warming to her. Cait loves her.

Yeah, the man can build a world - that's what I'd like to take from him.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 05:51 (twenty years ago)

Me too. He's got the knack for black comedy in fantasy. More please.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 05:54 (twenty years ago)

Well, Anansi Boys will be out soon.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 05:56 (twenty years ago)

Good. It's been too long between feasts.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 05:58 (twenty years ago)

The boy is in town at the moment, but I am disastrously poor at the moment.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 06:00 (twenty years ago)

The boy is in town at the moment

Euphemism?

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 06:00 (twenty years ago)

WHY TWO MOMENTS? MY BRANE!

Neil Gaiman's shortly to arrive in Australia, I believe.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 06:01 (twenty years ago)

He'll be doing a signing at the State Library on the 18th. I've yet to book. If I'm at work, I might get Cait to take along all 10 Sandman books.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 06:02 (twenty years ago)

I've got a book of Sandman short stories. He didn't write them.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 06:04 (twenty years ago)

Heh, I wish I was so successful people would write stories about my characters.

One day, one day.

When I'm well famous on the nerd geek comic lit circuit, there will be a FAP in every ILXor's town I pass through.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 06:08 (twenty years ago)

We should form our own rat pack.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 06:08 (twenty years ago)

Well, if you left the safety of your cave...

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 06:10 (twenty years ago)

WAH.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 06:10 (twenty years ago)

Bloody hell you guys talk too much.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 06:10 (twenty years ago)

I say we FAP next week AND I'll promise to turn up AND I'll bring the digital camera if 'er indoors lets me.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 06:11 (twenty years ago)

To: pot@kitchenware.co.uk
From: kettle@teaworks.com.au
Subject: Hey...

YOU'RE BLACK!

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 06:15 (twenty years ago)

That was to Trayce.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 06:15 (twenty years ago)

neil gaimans comics >>>>>>>neil gaimans fiction. american gods was a stephen king book wasn't it?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 06:20 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, Sandman is fuckin' monumental.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 06:22 (twenty years ago)

We should form our own rat pack.

I have a jacket, I could use, for this.

― there are twelve people in the world the rest are haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 06:27 (twenty years ago)

is it members only?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 06:29 (twenty years ago)

If it's to be a rat pack, Jim, we need someone with musical talent, so yes, you're required. Suit up.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 06:33 (twenty years ago)

or if you are intimately familair with a member can you come too?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 06:34 (twenty years ago)

"member"

― there are twelve people in the world the rest are haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 06:37 (twenty years ago)

Ooh, preview screening of the 'Firefly' film next week.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 06:43 (twenty years ago)

don't buy the prose-only Stardust Mikey!

― kit brash (kit brash), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 07:15 (twenty years ago)

I won't!

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 08:05 (twenty years ago)

hold on, let's rewind a sec.

AND I'll bring the digital camera if 'er indoors lets me.

if she'll let you?!?

― there are twelve people in the world the rest are haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 10:25 (twenty years ago)

Maybe its hers! ;P I dont let anyone have mine ;) Which I will also bring if we fap, and inevitably take crappy unflattering pics of everyone like I always manage to :-/

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 11:17 (twenty years ago)

I've just ordered one yesterday. 7.1 mp!! that has to make people look good, surely.

― there are twelve people in the world the rest are haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 11:29 (twenty years ago)

Working on the first chapter. Our hero is getting headhunted by the runty little bastard who has served as Melbourne's own superhero since the middle o the nineteenth century...

Eventually, I got given jobs to do. I would wake up to find some weeping dearly departed, throat dripping with blood directing me to some hovel where I’d beat the drunken bastard who’d slashed her throat half to death before he could manage to get rid of the body. Creatures and spirits who had stowed away along with immigrants on ships to the new colony came to me seeking protection. I’d have to settle turf wars between leprechauns and the servants of the Jade Emperor.

I began to realise that the city came under attack every day. Ever had a whore, lad?

I shake my head, still trying to verbalise.

You don’t know what you’re missing. The whores of a city are like the canaries they used to take down a mine. When they start disappearing or turning up in pieces at the bottom of a rubbish pit, it’s time to go looking for the right arse to kick.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 13:21 (twenty years ago)

That has a rather Frank Milleresque feel, if you dont mind me saying so, that the idea?

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 14:49 (twenty years ago)

I've just ordered one yesterday. 7.1 mp!! that has to make people look good, surely.

I tell you what, you think the extra megapixels won't make a difference, but going from a 2.2MP to an 8.0 has made all the difference to my photos.

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

Oh, dear me. I forgot to say good morning! Happy Wednesday Mongrels, life just keeps rolling on.

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

mornin!

― moley, Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

That's tops Frank. I mean Mikey.

don't buy the prose-only Stardust Mikey!

What's wrong with the prose-only version? :(

if she'll let you?!?

It's hers too, she doesn't want me getting pissed and dunking it in beer.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

http://www.alienbees.com/images/packages/busy.jpg

Ahhhhh, gaze upon the loveliness. I think this is the lighting kit I am going to buy.

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

You'll never need another lighting aid ever again.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

I feel rather sick. I am going to lie down.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

Now I just have to figure out what the import tax is going to be. Yuck.

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

Import tax including GST is $550. Geez.

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago)

come again? how does that work?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

I'm ordering it from an American company (Alienbees.com). Lights are AUD$2770. Import tax and GST is $550.

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)

oh ok i didn't realise how expensive the lights were. that makes more sense now.

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, photographic lighting is terribly expensive. It's because they are designed to give a nice white light, whereas cheaper options are all yellowish and I am beyond sick of colour correcting every single photo I take.

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)

Cool, I can live with comparisons to Frank Miller.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)

Full bit I've written here.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

Pretty cool. I like your writing style.

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, thanks, I'm heartened because that is very rough, straight out of the notebook.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 23:32 (twenty years ago)

Sorry man I'll read it later when I'm feeling less nauseous

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 23:52 (twenty years ago)

Ok Pukey, to bed with you! Go get some Mylanta!

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

What's wrong with the prose-only version? :(

it's nowhere near as good as the original? though even that only comes in shrinky wee comic size nowadays.

― kit brash (kit brash), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 01:18 (twenty years ago)

I just read a comic book that made me feel like a prude

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 01:23 (twenty years ago)

was it cherryy?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 01:25 (twenty years ago)

superfluous y

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 01:25 (twenty years ago)

Orright Mikey, build it in both directions. There's tangible buckets of mood oozing from that piece.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 01:26 (twenty years ago)

I had that little cunt talking at me all last night, so I wanted to write down what he had to say. I know where I'm going from here.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

Little cunt? The character, or the inspiration for the character?

Is it just me, or is there a growing assumption that Liz is dead? Until anything's confirmed I reckon it's dangerous to make an assumption like that, if only out of consideration for Liz and her family/friends.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 01:30 (twenty years ago)

crikey! Import tax? Do you know someone in the states who could take delivery for you and just ship it? Seems that would be at least 1/3 less ???

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 01:32 (twenty years ago)

I agree, Adam, it seems a little inconsiderate

also the comic I just read was called "my sexual history" by david heatley

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 01:33 (twenty years ago)

the full version or the extract from ....Kramer's Ergot 5? can't remember where I read it. but I wanna see the whole thing!

― kit brash (kit brash), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 01:37 (twenty years ago)

yeah from kramer's ergot 5

doesn't matter anyhow, i'm CELIBATE

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 01:38 (twenty years ago)

i seem to have avoided import tax in the past but i'd imagine once items are over a certain size or are insured (and therefore fully declared on the customs docket) it would be impossible to get around.

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 01:45 (twenty years ago)

Uh oh I think I have to go interstate tomorrow.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 01:46 (twenty years ago)

Is it time/

I kept hearing the little bastard who serves as the storyteller for the first chapter talking in my head. I knew the basic plot, this was the first exposition that came to me.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

Well, I think Liz's family are realizing that she's probably not coming back.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 01:50 (twenty years ago)

Is it time/

Long story short: There's a wedding in the country at the weekend, 'er indoors was going there alone tomorrow and I was catching up later, but if her grandmother goes today/tomorrow she's going to need the company.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 01:59 (twenty years ago)

Well, I think Liz's family are realizing that she's probably not coming back.

Yeah, but people calling it before it's confirmed seems a bit un-delicate to me.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 02:15 (twenty years ago)

Well, what is this, high tea at the Windsor?

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

Providing it's not evacuated due to a bomb threat, yes.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 02:18 (twenty years ago)

I mean, I wouldn't call it calling it, I mean, gah... It's a realisation... Gah. Whatever.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 02:18 (twenty years ago)

I know what you mean, but... yeah. If 'er indoors was missing for a week I'm not sure I'd take well to people saying "sorry for your loss" before anything was confirmed, that's all.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 02:20 (twenty years ago)

I guess I was digusted by all of the bombing threads.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 02:38 (twenty years ago)

Seemed to bring out the worst in some ilxors.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 02:39 (twenty years ago)

Well I know Jon is being a suprisingly turdy twit at the moment, taking the piss out of people on the bad neighbours thread. Way to be thoughtful Jon - kick em while theyre down.

Wouldnt surprise me if he actually had no frickin idea what was even going on.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 02:47 (twenty years ago)

I just think that if even her family have begun to accept that it is highly likely she's not coming back, it is a little...can't think of the word....for us to keep pretending it isn't so.

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 02:51 (twenty years ago)

That was poorly structured. Sorry.

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 02:52 (twenty years ago)

You know how I feel about the dickwaving going on the analysis thread.

'HEY, WE DESERVED IT SOOOO BAD, HELL, I ASKED THEM TO DO IT!'

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 02:52 (twenty years ago)

also, masonic kate is verrrry easy to rumble. jon might be a tool, but kate almost seems to stick around for it.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 02:57 (twenty years ago)

Wow, people turn into the biggest arseholes when bad stuff happens.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 02:59 (twenty years ago)

Do you mean me?

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)

mikey very very otm there. xpost

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)

like, the bombing didn't make them precious, they were precious to begin with. right now, it's very amplified.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:02 (twenty years ago)

NOOOO, Kate, that Masonic bird.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:02 (twenty years ago)

No, my question was directed at Adam. Re: People turning into the biggest arseholes.

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

No no Kate, I meant Jon specifically, but generally anyone who's insensitive enough to be a bastard to people who've gone through hell in the past week.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:05 (twenty years ago)

I just think that if even her family have begun to accept that it is highly likely she's not coming back, it is a little...can't think of the word....for us to keep pretending it isn't so.

Disingenuous? I see your point, but... I dunno. I believe similar sentiments can be expressed without referring to Liz in the past tense.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

Well I dunno. I've tried not to be rude. That's why I've discussed my thoughts on the matter on this thread and not on any of the others. Caus e I like to think I can speak reasonably openly with you guys and you can tell me if i'm talking crap, so I don't have to take it elsewhere on the boards and make other people mad or upset.

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:08 (twenty years ago)

Very good move IMO.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

was it cherryy?
-- shine headlights on me

Yesyy, but it was not cheery.

― moley (moley), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:18 (twenty years ago)

Jon and Kate have been fighting forever. I don't think she needs to be protected at the moment, she can be very antagonistic herself.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:22 (twenty years ago)

Haha, now we cross the line from hysterical self-important bunfight to surreal idiocyfest. If Jon doesn't crack out the random images, I will.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

Hmmmm...someones about to blow a fuse on the neighbours thread. But who will it be?

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

This is what got me:

I don't think I should be forced to take someone's "fragile state of mind" into account when they act like a total asshole to me over a gentle jab.

I don't give a shit what your beef is, if you feel being considerate is the result of "being forced" you've got some learning to do.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:30 (twenty years ago)

Adam, he's been provoked over a lonnng time, lotta resentment there.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:40 (twenty years ago)

Okay, if any of you bite after jon's last comment, you're an idiot.

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:40 (twenty years ago)

eep, there we go.

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:41 (twenty years ago)

i think it wouldn't do any harm for most of ilx to step away from the computer for a little while

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

Adam, he's been provoked over a lonnng time, lotta resentment there.

True, but really, of all weeks to back off slightly this would be a good one.

Kate I'm not biting, just playing along.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)

Last time Kate and Jon had a fight, it broke ILX.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)

Some of those Londoners are neurally plugged into the board, I suspect.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:46 (twenty years ago)

Ah yes I remember that fight. I didn't see it, just the run-on effects.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

Hang on, did any of you think I was either defending or attacking UK Kate? I was doing neither, simply putting her mood into context.

Jim: youve had a go at me 3 times today, is there something I did?

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 04:33 (twenty years ago)

(Or am I misreading silliness/sarcasm. I can't tell on ILX, usually... damn I hate text mediums sometimes...)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 04:42 (twenty years ago)

Trayce, it's all silliness, go get some sleep!

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 04:45 (twenty years ago)

Dude I just started work ffs ;P I'll be awake til at least 2am probably.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 05:10 (twenty years ago)

Bah!

GOD I HAD TO JUST GO GET SOME CLEANING SOLUTION AND CONTACT LENSE SOLUTION I HAD TO GO OUTSIDE, THAT MAKES ME SO MAD.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 05:37 (twenty years ago)

does anyone else think this is an inappropriate (though amusing) article title?

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,15917454%255E1702,00.html

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 05:41 (twenty years ago)

Sorry all, carry on.

Got my first toothache, EVER.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 06:22 (twenty years ago)

If, on the 17th of September 2001, I came down like a tonne of bricks on some American living in or near New York City or Washington DC, I doubt I wouldn't kicked off the entire forum.
-- Hotman Paris Almanac (ada...), July 13th, 2005.
wouldn't be
-- Hotman Paris Almanac (ada...), July 13th, 2005.
Adam, seriously fuck off. Read the fucking context of anything I said to her. You smug little toad.
-- no tech! (hjink...), July 13th, 2005.
YOU WASTE
YOU LITTLE MAN

-- no tech! (hjink...), July 13th, 2005.

hahaha, i LOVED this! especially the last bit!

― there are twelve people in the world the rest are haitch (haitch), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 06:40 (twenty years ago)

Phew, I can see why some people become CEOs and COOs - they are total hardasses with no emotional investment in what they do whatsoever.

This is a good thing businesswise I presume, but yeesh its scary to deal with unless you are totally confident about what you're saying to them!

(I just had an eye opening convo with our COO about stuff at work and the story he told me is so different and clearer than the shit my manager and supervisors have been babbling lately, it was amazing. I now feel like I get wtf is going on here, heh. Ima knock some heads and make my mark in this place, dammit)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 09:09 (twenty years ago)

OK hahah I got into trouble for the above conversation cos I dissed my direct boss to the COO whoops. Damn, fskcing work politics.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

...I said to myself.

God I hate night shifts. WAKE UP FUKKERS. Yeah you wont, oh well.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

Sorry Trayce. I think my days of late nights are over.

Morning Mongrels! It's Thursday and I got paid.

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

Sorry Trayce! I'm also an early bird these days, by necessity not choice. And so, good morning all.

― moley, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

Morning Moley!

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

Hello all!

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

Hello! ITS HIGH NOON IN DRINKING TOWN

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

Haha I never expected anyone to be awake at 3am, blimey ;) In fact *I* shouldntve been myself, for once I got no on-call calls and could have slept as soon as I got home but no I was too wound up so I drank and smoked and played with Google Earth and now my chest hurts. This job is literally driving me to drink and its fucking wrecking me, I have gotta try and chill. So tired.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 14 July 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

drinking and smoking just before bed ain't going to do you any good!

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 14 July 2005 00:54 (twenty years ago)

Youre telling me, I feel sick now, I think I'll see if I can work from home today urgh.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 14 July 2005 01:31 (twenty years ago)

I'm a dead man in 5...4..3..2..

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 14 July 2005 01:36 (twenty years ago)

What happened?!

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 14 July 2005 05:02 (twenty years ago)

Posted spoilers for the Harry Potter book where my enemies can see it.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Thursday, 14 July 2005 05:19 (twenty years ago)

Ah yes I saw that. I kind of wish I was interested in those books so I could say, "Drat that no-goodnik Mikeybusiness, always stealing my fun!"

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 14 July 2005 05:31 (twenty years ago)

ermm....I mean mikeybidness.

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 14 July 2005 05:32 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha, damn that Michael Business, damn him all to hell!

No, I put it some places where those noogoodniks I was having the flame war with earlier this year could see it, apart from LJ.

I'm just covering all bases with the LJ thing.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Thursday, 14 July 2005 05:35 (twenty years ago)

Shut up, stop making fun of me. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I'm telling Mum.

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 14 July 2005 08:31 (twenty years ago)

Morning Mongrels! It's Friday and I'm awake.

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 14 July 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

Wake up Mongrels, before the day is through!

http://www.thewiggles.com.au/CD/zhtmlfiles/images/FINALS/006.JPG

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 14 July 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

I'm sick today urrghh. Not even the Wiggles can cheer me up.

― moley, Thursday, 14 July 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

Awwww...I'm sorry. Do you look like Jeff? He looks pretty sick.

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 14 July 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

nah col looks like a BOUNCER. in fact, he's often mistaken for one.

so more like one of the hooley dooleys then.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 14 July 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

They are such Wiggles wanta bees.

― moley, Thursday, 14 July 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

I know what Col looks like! I was kind of referring to the expression on Jeff's face :)

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 14 July 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

i am imagining col slumped at home, on a chair covered in cow hide. he is dressed in a dishevelled black suit and he looks like he is punch drunk.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 14 July 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

I have She Came in Through the Bathroom window stuck in my head.

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 14 July 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)

I have Wake Up Jeff stuck in mine.

My daughter's just discovered that ryhme that goes, 'X and Y stuck in a tree / K-i-s-s-i-n-g'

― moley, Thursday, 14 July 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

have you got the siedah garrett song to play her?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 14 July 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

No?

― moley, Thursday, 14 July 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

its nice mid 80's shiny r'n'b pop. i will gmail it to you! if i remember.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 14 July 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)

album got mastered yesterday. finished.

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 14 July 2005 23:22 (twenty years ago)

Cool. You must be feeling a bit more content now?

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 14 July 2005 23:23 (twenty years ago)

Bryn's comics are awesome Gaz, I hadn't seen that thread before today.

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 14 July 2005 23:24 (twenty years ago)

yeah a bit. i'm pretty much entirely happy with it except for the last song in which my singing is, well, not exactly au fait with correct pitch.

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 14 July 2005 23:27 (twenty years ago)

the arrangements added by the producer were interesting to say the least. he has turned us into new order on two tracks.

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 14 July 2005 23:28 (twenty years ago)

But not in a way you weren't pleased with?

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 14 July 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)

oh goodness no. i'm very pleased with his additions. hearing it for the first time caused spontaneous laughter which i thought was a good sign

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 14 July 2005 23:34 (twenty years ago)

For sure! You really have to hear that Golden Circles album. Like really really.

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 14 July 2005 23:35 (twenty years ago)

i'd like to. what label is it on?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 14 July 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

Col, can I get me a Super Carit t-shirt in XL?

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 14 July 2005 23:48 (twenty years ago)

sure ting adam

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 14 July 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)

Gaz here. I'd like a Super Carit T-shirt too.

― moley, Friday, 15 July 2005 00:02 (twenty years ago)

no prob kit. i never thought i'd hear you say you liked sounding like new order andy!

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 15 July 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

i just remembered you promised us more super carit comics on Friday night Kate!

― kit brash (kit brash), Friday, 15 July 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

Jeff sure does look sick... of people waking him up!

And that pirate sounds like Curly from the Three Stooges when he laughs. I'm not happy at all.

― Sasha (sgh), Friday, 15 July 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

i want a super carit tshirt too! will there be some in girl sizes? i love those comics

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 00:15 (twenty years ago)

i am sad you never posted on the las vegas thread. mikey.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 15 July 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

i love sounding like new order. i've always wanted to sound like new order! it's like a dream come true!

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 15 July 2005 00:21 (twenty years ago)

do you sound like barney?

(what the fuck is that song with the line about asking yer girlfriend to pick yr teeth - "thats teamwork!" kit?_

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 15 July 2005 00:23 (twenty years ago)

no. it just sounds like peter hook and gillian gilbert guested

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 15 July 2005 00:28 (twenty years ago)

there's a las vegas thread?

Fuck Her Gently by Tenacious D.

― kit brash (kit brash), Friday, 15 July 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

here

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 15 July 2005 01:01 (twenty years ago)

what's with the name mixery?

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Friday, 15 July 2005 01:04 (twenty years ago)

er blimey
I've been too busy working! to see that let alone write anything. maybe I can get to it next week :(

― kit brash (kit brash), Friday, 15 July 2005 01:30 (twenty years ago)

why do strippers always have to wear those platform shoes? they look like they would be hard to walk in, never mind poledance

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 01:31 (twenty years ago)

they are skilled professionals!

― there are twelve people in the world the rest are haitch (haitch), Friday, 15 July 2005 01:36 (twenty years ago)

true. this is why i'm a mere clumsy public servant and they are trim and limbre exotic dancers!

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 01:37 (twenty years ago)

i believe the shoes are essential to stop them toppling over from the weight of their silicon.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 15 July 2005 03:05 (twenty years ago)

James...It's on Phono-Statique records. I've not heard of them but you might've. www.phonostatiquerecords.com

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Friday, 15 July 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

My Dad's been taken to hospital :( Blood clot on the lung. Hes ok apparently but Im having a hard time concentrating on work.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 15 July 2005 03:50 (twenty years ago)

Whoa. Sorry to hear that Trayce.

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Friday, 15 July 2005 03:51 (twenty years ago)

crikey. surely that is a good reason to go home from work trayce? i wouldn't be able to concentrate either in your shoes.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 03:52 (twenty years ago)

Well I only just got into the office, and I was away and working from home y'day, and I'm the oncall person. So no, I cant :/

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 15 July 2005 03:53 (twenty years ago)

that's no good. hope your dad recovers swiftly.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 03:54 (twenty years ago)

Hey James, the website seems like it's a bit of a deadend. Try this: http://www.ourbrisbane.com/whatson/gig/reviews/2005_06_29_4.htm

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Friday, 15 July 2005 03:56 (twenty years ago)

Thanks guys. :) I'm sure he'll be ok, he apparently just in some pain. Am waiting to hear more.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 15 July 2005 04:03 (twenty years ago)

i sympathise Trayce. hope his pain goes away. i know its hard but if you've been reasonably reassured its not too serious push it away from your mind for the moment.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 15 July 2005 04:19 (twenty years ago)

Hi mongs. I hope your dad is okay Trayce.

― estela (estela), Friday, 15 July 2005 04:33 (twenty years ago)

Hi Estela!

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Friday, 15 July 2005 05:05 (twenty years ago)

estela your 'just ignore them' reply to that biker mice thread just made me crack up and spit my miso soup around the place.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 05:06 (twenty years ago)

Hi Kate and gem!

― estela (estela), Friday, 15 July 2005 05:11 (twenty years ago)

Trayce, it's not like he sprained his ankle jogging around the block. Your work would be monsters if they didn't let you go home to see what's happening.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Friday, 15 July 2005 05:15 (twenty years ago)

well going home wont achieve much when hes in queanbean hopsital and they cant even call me yet with the no phones on in hospitals rule.. I just have to wait :/ Im sure its ok, P.E's are treatable (my friend manda had multiple ones some years back. AND SHE STILL SMOKES)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 15 July 2005 06:29 (twenty years ago)

as hypocritical as it sounds, i'm starting to realise smoking's for daaaamn fools.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Friday, 15 July 2005 06:43 (twenty years ago)

Dude, I knew that right from the getgo, why dyou think I was never a smoker? I didnt touch the things ever, til my 30th year.

Now I guess I think "fuck it I dont care anymore".

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 15 July 2005 06:49 (twenty years ago)

Haha, yeah, I guess when I've had the urge the little voice says 'Shit Mikey, there are a million other things that could kill you too, you know.'

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Friday, 15 July 2005 06:55 (twenty years ago)

i smoked for 10 years and when i finally gave up i realised that i hated the idea of some stupid inanimate smelly little objects (really the habit itself but you know what i mean) having that much control over my behaviour. still it took me loads of attempts to give it up for good.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 06:59 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, stupid addiction, stupid health problems.

99 percent of the time it's easy to resist, but god, sometimes you just get this hunger.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:06 (twenty years ago)

oh i know the hunger. a 10 year habit is not one that can be cast aside no worries.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:09 (twenty years ago)

Its weird hey. I hate the damn things. They smell bad, they taste worse, and many of my friends are disgusted by it to the point of wanting to avoid you... I dont even really get *cravings* perse, and yet...

BTW my dad is ok, not a lung clot at all in the end, thank god. They dunno what was causing the pain but they know it aint his heart or lungs.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:10 (twenty years ago)

I have far more seriously embedded and nasty addicions that smokes in any case. I mean in the sense that I cant see myself getting off em.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:10 (twenty years ago)

good news about your dad trayce!

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:12 (twenty years ago)

i'm addicted to music, books and information.

i fear any kind of technological apocalypse.

i'm already working out which book stores i'm going to loot right after i ransack coles richmond, once civilization goes.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:16 (twenty years ago)

fresh cigarette smoke smells damn good sometimes actually.

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:24 (twenty years ago)

fresh rollie smoke i still like. fresh taylor-made smoke makes me gag. especially walking through clouds of it at the train station early in the morning.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:30 (twenty years ago)

but then again i do remember quite clearly how much i used to love the smell of my own first cigarette first thing in the morning. it's not so long ago.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:33 (twenty years ago)

damn, yeah, it does. the smell of brewing coffee and fresh cigarette smoke.

smells like... victory.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:34 (twenty years ago)

haha it's all a matter of perspective. now i think it smells like stinky homeless people and sweaty drones that work at centrelink.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:36 (twenty years ago)

especially walking through clouds of it at the train station early in the morning.

or in the evening. jesus. you know those people who step off the train and light up straight away and you're in this crowd of people moving off the platform and...gueargh

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:37 (twenty years ago)

that's exactly what i mean gaz. and you're trapped on a crowded escalator with their fuming cancerwand about 6 inches from your face. the face through which must inhale air. can't believe i ever subjected other people to inhaling my stinky pollutions. sorry other people!

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:39 (twenty years ago)

bah, smoke up, THINGS FALL APART, THE CENTRE CANNOT HOLD!

*cue Godspeed! You Black Emperor track*

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:41 (twenty years ago)

my next door neighbour, for whom i harbour the most violent hatred for a variety of reasons, smokes like a chimney. he literally gets out of bed at about 2am and goes downstairs into his courtyard for a fag, waking me up when he slams his door. and because of the set up of the complex where i live, it invariably wafts into my unit, even if all the windows are closed. i cannot express how awful i find it to wake up to the smell of cigarette smoke on a beautiful and otherwise perfect morning.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:42 (twenty years ago)

Oh yeah, hey, that reminds me, I like the smell of cigarette smoke

EXCEPT

there's this greasy goodfella-wannabe on the bottom floor who goes outside to smoke two apartments below every morning, so i wake up to nasty, nasty weird italogreek supertobacco smoke smell most mornings.

He's marked for loogie out my window down onto his.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:47 (twenty years ago)

do it mikey! it will be karmic return for my stinky next door neighbour too! i wonder how i can get him back for the noisy sex sessions with his series of dubious lady-friends though...

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:49 (twenty years ago)

he told me off for closing the gare too loudly one night too.

i think i've found my nemesis.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:51 (twenty years ago)

Yeah I smoke, but when I'm hungover like a bastard it is the LAST thing I wanna smell (I dont smoke during the day at all, ever, unless for some reason I start drinking at like 3pm heh). So smoke makes me wanna hurl, to the point I make nick go on the balcony hehe =)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 15 July 2005 08:21 (twenty years ago)

yeah see i could never do that when i was a smoker, that thing where you don't smoke during the day, or only smoke socially. i would have my first smoke as soon as possible after waking up (i.e. before brekky) and then would be constantly thinking about having the next one right through the day. i was a pretty heavy smoker though.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 08:23 (twenty years ago)

i like to sit somewhere quiet and contemplate. i only smoke like 2 or 3 a day tho.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 15 July 2005 08:30 (twenty years ago)

if i could do that i would smoke to this day

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 08:39 (twenty years ago)

i have a romantic notion inspired by bill evans

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 15 July 2005 08:45 (twenty years ago)

the slowest suicide in history

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 15 July 2005 08:47 (twenty years ago)

haha i suppose we're all a bit suicidal when you look at it like that!

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 08:47 (twenty years ago)

i think yr probably more likely to die from a car accident than cigarettes

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 15 July 2005 08:51 (twenty years ago)

"whatever you do...don't drive"

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 15 July 2005 08:52 (twenty years ago)

to be perfectly honest the cost was probably the key factor that finally tipped me over the edge.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 08:53 (twenty years ago)

i.e. not the health aspect. although i am much healthier now that i don't smoke i must say. maybe i just look after myself better in general now though.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 08:53 (twenty years ago)

yes...don't do anything that costs money! don't buy anything that is being really heavily advertised.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 15 July 2005 08:55 (twenty years ago)

haha. i remember working out that if i gave up smoking i would have the deposit for a house saved up in 12 months or something. of course i never bought a house. but i did save up lots of money that i'm now squandering on further education that i probably don't need either! greedy greedy greedy.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 08:57 (twenty years ago)

you good capitalist gem. now you have knowledge kapital. aquire aquire aquire

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 15 July 2005 08:58 (twenty years ago)

it's people like me that are keeping this economy strong! and building our great nation on a dubious base of personal debt!!

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 09:00 (twenty years ago)

pretty soon it will be all feudal landlords and serfs...o...wait.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 15 July 2005 09:02 (twenty years ago)

oh yes and soon i'll be a feudal landlady. perhaps i'll go into insolvency law and see if i can completely and personally ruin a few people's lives, that would be a lovely way to continue my forays into kapitalism.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 09:03 (twenty years ago)

no doubt one day - in this horrendous and cruel existence you enjoy - you will see a young child with a crippled leg and few toys. you will be trying to get the last few bucks off his single ans simple mum. he will be outside, looking forlorn. dragging his leg. and you will feel a twinge. a slight twinge that will nag at you. nag. nag. until you decide you must do something...

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 15 July 2005 09:07 (twenty years ago)

...and i will rush hastily to the nearest tobacconist (leaving poor schappelle destitute in my office, forgotten at once) and donate all of my hard-won millions to him, crying 'give the fags away to all and sundry, to anyone who needs a puff, give them away quickly' and then i will bask satisfied in my largesse, waving away the frivolous whimpers of the anti-smoking lobbyists.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 09:18 (twenty years ago)

and on park benches throughout the land the poor, the underpriveleged, the intellectually challenged and the physically problemetised will sit and contemplate their existence, drawing the poisonous smoke into their lungs and thinking of bill evans beautiful beautiful music.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 15 July 2005 09:29 (twenty years ago)

and one day, far in the future, they will all gather together and pass around a shabby hat to take up a collection. and with that carefully saved little fund they will get a lovely expensive but tasteful plaque on a fancy obelisk shaped like a packet of winnie blues erected in a park to remember their great benefactor, gem, upon which they can gaze as they inhale that glorious nicotine into their tarred and blackened lungs. ah yes i can just picture it. the obelisk plays bill evans around the clock obviously.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 09:36 (twenty years ago)

ok i gotta go to the pub and get me some passive ciggie smoking done now. have a tops weekend gaz!

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 09:37 (twenty years ago)

Morning Mongrels. What the fuck am I doing up on a Saturday?

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Friday, 15 July 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

So I went and saw Sin City last night.

JESUS CHRIST, WHAT A FUCKING GREAT MOVIE!

It's weird, movies like Sin City and Kill Bill have made me feel more alive than any other movies in YEARS.

(they also inspire me to heights of stupidity - i started training with a bokken, or wooden katana, after I saw Kill Bill part one)

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Friday, 15 July 2005 23:48 (twenty years ago)

I am not doing that on call week EVER AGAIN. Last night I was so fucking ill when I came home I had pains in my chest from stress, and I ached all over and wanted to hurl. Luckily, after doing one last late job, nothing else came thru all night and Iwas able to tuck up early with a cammomile tea and sleep very very soundly.

Altho, when I woke up this morning I had a minor panic attack thinking about how to extract myself from this work situ and my chest hurted again :( Then I fell back asleep and dreamt gunmen were having a standoff in my parents street with the cops which we thought was kinda cool until we realised they were ALL OVER THE PLACE AND IN THE YARD and one came inside brandishing a shotgun and grabbed dad, and we all shouted "no no dont! He just had a heart attack!" (I guess y'days events trigggered this), and I was a sobbing frightened mess trying to talk the gunman down, saying "dude yes I agree, single dads DO get the bums rush from the govt, I agree! We all do!"

And then I woke up :/

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 16 July 2005 01:55 (twenty years ago)

Also hey Mikey - I should hook you up with my friend Dom, who has a sword class weekly where they train in sword and katana and such moves, I reckon you'd be into that. I think now you need licences and shit to weild and own swords in vic tho (I know he has one now).

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 16 July 2005 04:19 (twenty years ago)

Oh er, Dom doesnt run the class, he goes to it. I didnt word that well.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 16 July 2005 04:19 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I'd love to learn how to behead a man with one aimed slice.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Saturday, 16 July 2005 04:35 (twenty years ago)

I should do an article on what Nick's company were going to do with Sin City.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Saturday, 16 July 2005 04:36 (twenty years ago)

Heh weeeell. you could ask him but I dont think he'd be allowed to say, or name names: company secrets an all that.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 16 July 2005 05:02 (twenty years ago)

I could do it anon, y'know!

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Saturday, 16 July 2005 05:36 (twenty years ago)

i wonder how i can get him back for the noisy sex sessions with his series of dubious lady-friends though..

pay a prostitute to have sex with him, BUT tell him he's rubbish when she's done! the resulting blow to his ego will surely cause impotence, leading to the halt of any further noisy sex sessions.

― there are twelve people in the world the rest are haitch (haitch), Saturday, 16 July 2005 10:51 (twenty years ago)

Morning Mongrels. Happy Sunday.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Saturday, 16 July 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

Hi Kate!

― estela (estela), Saturday, 16 July 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

hoi hoi mongrels.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Saturday, 16 July 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

i said, HOI HOI MONGRELS!

what, you all too good for the net on a sunday?

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Sunday, 17 July 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

I spent last night having a minor breakdown and sobbing hysterically into my teddy bear and pillow for about 20 minutes without letup.

I *really* can't handle this job.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 17 July 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

QUIT

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Sunday, 17 July 2005 03:53 (twenty years ago)

Seriously, if it's been driving you to drink and causing you to cry into your pillow for a solid length of time, GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE. There are other jobs for you out there, Trayce, which don't involve such insane working hours.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Sunday, 17 July 2005 03:54 (twenty years ago)

Believe me, Im looking into that. They do keep promising things are gonna change soon and if they change in a particular way I want, I will stay, but only on my specific terms hours-wise (I want a contract for eg). The company is pretty useless, no one has contracts, I'm being made to do work and hours I never signed on for and so is everyone else. Even the head network architect guy is pissed off and going to quit soon if things dont shape up - and they;re fucked if me, dom and that guy up and resign.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 17 July 2005 04:04 (twenty years ago)

Sounds pretty bad. What are the consequences for you of the org going belly up suddenly? Is it worth getting out sooner rather than later?

― moley, Sunday, 17 July 2005 04:26 (twenty years ago)

If the company went bellyup, i'd merely be out of a job, and as I havent been there long its no loss really (tho I spose I'd lose whatever super contribs have been taken off me in the 3 or 4 months Ive been there). I cant knock the fact I've gotten invaluable experience from the job - I knew nuttin' about satellite broadband before now - but the big problem is most places that'd hire me in a flash for my skills would all have rotating shiftwork :(

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 17 July 2005 04:30 (twenty years ago)

That said I'm going to start keeping a keen eye on Seek et al from now on, and start making "change this or I am leaving" noises at work. The worst that can happen is they let me go, and that'd be a relief to be honest. If I worked that right I might even be able to get dole for a few months to tide me over with my savings.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 17 July 2005 04:32 (twenty years ago)

yeah.

― moley, Sunday, 17 July 2005 04:45 (twenty years ago)

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 17 July 2005 04:49 (twenty years ago)

'sup, Adam?

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Sunday, 17 July 2005 05:08 (twenty years ago)

I was :(ing Trayce...

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 17 July 2005 05:32 (twenty years ago)

No, I'm acknowledging your existence and enquiring as to how the last few days have treated you.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Sunday, 17 July 2005 05:46 (twenty years ago)

Oh. You're lovely. We went to a wedding in the middle of nowhere, I had to listen to some woman [who's so obsessively [and offensively] clean she makes Howard Hughes look like Steptoe & Son] talk nonstop for four days, I got hit on by a granny and eyed off by a 14-year-old, I'm so cold my nuts have fallen off and my wife has gone to a funeral in Queensland. How was your weekend?

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 17 July 2005 09:57 (twenty years ago)

Yeah dawg, I'm aiiight. Slacked off most mercilessly. A couple of brief periods of work. Had a go at designing a tattoo. Braved a bookstore to get Harry Potter. Listened to Lady Sovereign and danced around our garrett.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Sunday, 17 July 2005 11:47 (twenty years ago)

Yay! Harry Potter any good? [I know the answer already: no]

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 17 July 2005 11:57 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, not too interested in the plot, enjoying the periphery, the exposition quite a bit.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Sunday, 17 July 2005 12:00 (twenty years ago)

I should probably try one. I read the first one, was shit. Saw the first film, was equally shit. Lost interest.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 17 July 2005 12:05 (twenty years ago)

Nah, persist, each gets better - this one's actually quite dark! The world gets quite intricate around Book 4, Goblet of Fire.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Sunday, 17 July 2005 12:15 (twenty years ago)

Hate the fans, though.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Sunday, 17 July 2005 12:16 (twenty years ago)

I just watched the "ARIA Icons Hall Of Fame" thingo on vh1!

― haitch (haitch), Sunday, 17 July 2005 12:24 (twenty years ago)

you am I + BARNESY totally slaughtered "good times" by the easybeats, it was hilarious!

― haitch (haitch), Sunday, 17 July 2005 12:26 (twenty years ago)

Barnesy slaughters everything.

Cool that the Enz won the prize thingo, despite not being Australian.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 17 July 2005 12:27 (twenty years ago)

you am I + TEX doing "st. louis" pwned though. also mark seymour's voice was sounding RUFF when the hunnas did their two tracks.

teh enz performance was a touch boring I thought. could've done with "I see red" or something a bit more lively.

I spent last night having a minor breakdown and sobbing hysterically into my teddy bear and pillow for about 20 minutes without letup.

trayce, I did this about two months ago and got my new job the next day, maybe it's a good omen! ;)

― haitch (haitch), Sunday, 17 July 2005 12:39 (twenty years ago)

Hooray! Hehe.

I'm still working at the mo - ok, sure, im sat in bed with the laptop but Ive been on the phone to dubai, bagdad and some other one horse town in iraq in the last 2 hours (man i dont wanna see the work mobile's phone bill) trying to sort out a prob that turned out to be A STUPID DATA ENTRY MISTAKE AT OUR END. Not one I did, I might add. Ah well.

As for Harry Potter.. grr. A good friend of mine, who is a writer I admire muchly, would have laughed in derision at me 12 months ago for even mentioning slashfic or Harry Potter and now shes obsessively writing nothing BUT gay harry slash, anb getting WAY to obsessed over Snape/Alan Rickman. Its a bit alarming, but whatever floats ones wossname. I Dont Get Fanfic.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 17 July 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

i didn't even realize that a new hp book was coming out until i saw several references to it in various places the day before. it sounds like it might be entertaining. i wasn't too impressed by the first hp, but really enjoyed the ones after, though the bit of a movie i saw was shit imo, and fandom is a bit scary.

hi, i lurk here sometimes.

― juliaaa, Sunday, 17 July 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

Hi Jules, my new Livejournal contact.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Sunday, 17 July 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

Good Morning Mongrels! Happy Monday!

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Sunday, 17 July 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

I am violently bigoted against slash fanfiction, hell fanfiction in general.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Sunday, 17 July 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

Morning all! Can you plz help...?

Attn: Mongfuxors

― moley, Sunday, 17 July 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

welcome jules!

― moley, Sunday, 17 July 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

xp hi moley! :)

kate, i saw your comment on an entry of trayce's (about liz) and could really relate, so i clicked on your journal, and was like, ooo, kate of the cool pictures.

fanfic is not only creepy, it's just so so badly written from what i've seen.

― juliaaa, Sunday, 17 July 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

That's me! :)

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Sunday, 17 July 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

I think I have gallstones :( *clutches side in agony*

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 17 July 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

Either that, or my liver's finally given out on me. Someting's Very Amiss. Gonna go to a doctor after work.

Oh yeah, I just love working til 1am, getting paged at 4.30am and again at 6.30 am, when I have to be up at 6.45am to be at work at 8 :(

*unhinged giggling*

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 17 July 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

I cried for five minutes when I got to school this morning.

Gotta find new job too!

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Sunday, 17 July 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

cheer up, ~~emo~~ mongrel kids!

― haitch (haitch), Sunday, 17 July 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

congratulate me. i'm a tafe teacher

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Sunday, 17 July 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)

Huh? When? What? Details please.

― moley, Sunday, 17 July 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

i'm shitting bricks moley. thems the details. i got three classes.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Sunday, 17 July 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

'grats!

― haitch (haitch), Sunday, 17 July 2005 23:24 (twenty years ago)

Hey way to go gaz! :)

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 17 July 2005 23:25 (twenty years ago)

one is how to use windows! so i'll be asking you all a few questions.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Sunday, 17 July 2005 23:29 (twenty years ago)

does the tafe building have any windows?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Sunday, 17 July 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

the trick is to open them before putting your head through

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Sunday, 17 July 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

TAFE teaching! Well done gaz, it shall be fruitful and profitable for you. I think the rule goes that the older people get the better they are to teach, with the exception of those between 12 and 14 who are worse than pre-schoolers OBVIOUSLY, because they are not really human.

How'd and where'd you apply?

Today: phlegm is the most disgusting thing in the world.

― edward o (edwardo), Sunday, 17 July 2005 23:39 (twenty years ago)

oh yes well done gaz too!

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Sunday, 17 July 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

it was just suggested to me by the supervisor of a work exp student we had. i made contact, sent cv - next thing ya know.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Sunday, 17 July 2005 23:48 (twenty years ago)

Maybe I should teach tafe or CAE, I could teach internet and networking basics or something. How to use your DSL properly.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 17 July 2005 23:50 (twenty years ago)

Trayce, you need to help me get all the computers connected through my router to talk to each other :(

― edward o (edwardo), Sunday, 17 July 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

trayce i am told - find a tafe that teaches Admin services - admin services teaches like
how to use word, simple databases

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Sunday, 17 July 2005 23:53 (twenty years ago)

Congrats Mully, I'm sure you'll have a rewarding experience.

I'm doing the whole SEEK thing today.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 18 July 2005 00:41 (twenty years ago)

I should work in a TAFE.

I have major issues here, I feel like I'm still IN school.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 18 July 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

make a paper plane and throw it at the class nerd!

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 18 July 2005 00:54 (twenty years ago)

go into the staffroom and spitball other teachers!!

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 18 July 2005 00:54 (twenty years ago)

write graffiti on your desk!

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 18 July 2005 00:55 (twenty years ago)

say you're gonna get 'em after school

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 18 July 2005 00:55 (twenty years ago)

yeah. cheers.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 18 July 2005 00:56 (twenty years ago)

When it's time for PE pretend you are menstruating and you won't have to participate!

― estela (estela), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:06 (twenty years ago)

ok ok!

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:06 (twenty years ago)

i could achieve a similar effect by hitting myself in the nose

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:10 (twenty years ago)

Pretending to menstruate doesn't hurt though, you just have to wince a bit and wear a lighter shade of foundation than usual.

― estela (estela), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:15 (twenty years ago)

More proof that girls are better than boys.

― estela (estela), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:18 (twenty years ago)

haha, estela you are a treat.

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:19 (twenty years ago)

*beams*

― estela (estela), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:26 (twenty years ago)

I always feel terrible after I've posted asterisk-enclosed stage directions for myself.

― estela (estela), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

i thot you were attacking haitch with laser beams coming out of your eye sockets

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:35 (twenty years ago)

*thinks*

― estela (estela), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:37 (twenty years ago)

*feels terrible about previous post*

― estela (estela), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:37 (twenty years ago)

etc

― estela (estela), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:40 (twenty years ago)

my eyes!

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:41 (twenty years ago)

...are shooting lasers? i've had enough of that for one day thankyouverymuch.

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

... have seen the glory of the burning of the school?

― estela (estela), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

Trayce, you need to help me get all the computers connected through my router to talk to each other :(

Are they all XP machines? If so it should be fairly easy:

- your connection will have a static external IP like 203.50.X.Y whatevs. This belongs to yr DSL modem. If the modem is also a router then you're peachy - assign the router side of it with a private IP such as 192.168.1.1, with a default gateway as per yr dsl IP and a subnet mask of 255.255.255.0.

Then give each other machine on yr lan an IP as well, they can be anything starting with 192.168 so eg 192.168.1.10 and 192.168.1.20 and so on... same gateway and subnet mask.

That should be it.

If you're trying to run DHCP, or wireless networking, or one of the machines is a Mac or win98, then thats where I run away screaming and cant help.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:03 (twenty years ago)

O, and assuming you already did all that, then you have to make sure each pc has the bits you want to access shared in explorer. I dont know if it lets you share (or is wise to share) a whole C drive but give it a burl... or share like, My Documents and etc and then map that from the other PCs.

Something like that... Nick did most of our set up, I could be talking out of my ethernet-capable arse here.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:06 (twenty years ago)

Trayce, I did something like that, and had mixed results. I can see all the files my housemate Rebecca has in her "My Documents" folder (which is great because of all the South Park, Futurama and Family Guy stuff she has in there) from my desktop. That's all good.

She can't see any of my files, though. Also, from my laptop, I can't see anything on either computer. Argh. Oh, I'll have to get a smart person to look at it. Ideally, I want to be able to look at all my files on my desktop from my laptop and vice versa, and for Rebecca and I to see each others' document folders.

― edward o (edwardo), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:09 (twenty years ago)

Yeah we had similar hassles, basically. Would work one way but not t'other. Never did find out how nick fixed it. Hm. Im sure it was noth8ing more than making sure sharing was on and stuff but i dunno...

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:12 (twenty years ago)

I am applying for jobs madly. I found a good publishing job and a good music writing job.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:17 (twenty years ago)

I can't even begin trying to keep up with this. Hi everyone.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:29 (twenty years ago)

It's...different now that I'm back at school.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:35 (twenty years ago)

did you just wake up and go fuck this ass shit adam?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:44 (twenty years ago)

I go "fuck this ass shit" at two-minute intervals.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:49 (twenty years ago)

CHrriiiiiiist

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

I am going to trip up your lil' crusade, almanac!!

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:06 (twenty years ago)

How about don't.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)

Good you people can take my question seriously. Thanks. No really.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

that was set up so perfectly for that curb quote I just couldn't resist.

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

what question would that be? xpost

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

without looking jim: whats adams bugbear?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:35 (twenty years ago)

bumbear

― gem (trisk), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:36 (twenty years ago)

I asked why people insist on spelling 'arse' as 'ass and the usual suspect trashed it, despite being asked to stay the fuck out.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:36 (twenty years ago)

roffle

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

Fucking hilarious mate.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

ah ok, i've not been keeping up

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

Well the answer is BLOODY OBVIOUS.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:38 (twenty years ago)

lets keep it tidy in here eh gents? the arse thread for that sort of stuff pls.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:40 (twenty years ago)

Well the answer is BLOODY OBVIOUS.

Um...

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

Why can I imagine Adam railing against Latin prefixes and suffixes on a streetcorner somewhere in Gaul.

"We are Gauls, we speak GAUL, what's all this inter- and extra- crap?"

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:49 (twenty years ago)

Adam stop being suck a yankist ;P

*hides*

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:53 (twenty years ago)

Bahahaha good on ya Mikey.

xpost yankist wtf?? I'm aware I'm some 1D stereotype to some people but fffffs...

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:54 (twenty years ago)

"Bloody idiotic Roman Legions with their bling bling chest armour and those riced out helmets and their 'Hail, Hail! What is it that passes, brother?'"

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:54 (twenty years ago)

I'm hip wit' the evolution of language but there's a difference between change and just wrong.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:55 (twenty years ago)

it was changed with the free trade agreement adam. we spell it ass now. and color.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:58 (twenty years ago)

colored ass.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:58 (twenty years ago)

don't mind if i do

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:59 (twenty years ago)

Don't scrutinize the flavor of my ass, jr.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:59 (twenty years ago)

hey i got my turntable on saturday. kenan's thread notwithstanding, it sounds great through my studio speakers.

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 18 July 2005 04:00 (twenty years ago)

The national anthem is now 'California' by Phantom Planet.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 18 July 2005 04:00 (twenty years ago)

WHat brand did you end up with Jim?

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 18 July 2005 04:01 (twenty years ago)

I feel sick so I'm going to eat lunch and watch telly for a bit and then I'm going to read what I missed in this thread from Thursday. Fascinating or what?

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 18 July 2005 04:02 (twenty years ago)

rega p2. it's their 'budget' turntable but it's still a nice piece of work. the cartridge sounds great. i'm really looking forward to transferring all my vinyl now.

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 18 July 2005 04:08 (twenty years ago)

Adam, it wasn't much.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 18 July 2005 04:12 (twenty years ago)

YAARRRRGH, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH MY LIFE/a////!~?!??!?!!jmKL'SJDKL;AS

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 18 July 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)

The national anthem is now 'California' by Phantom Planet

That's about the only thing I can play proficiently on piano.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Monday, 18 July 2005 04:14 (twenty years ago)

is that the opening theme from OC?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 18 July 2005 04:15 (twenty years ago)

YEAAAAAARRZAZZZZZZZZZZ!

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 18 July 2005 04:16 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, and the lead singer is fucking taylor hanson.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Monday, 18 July 2005 04:17 (twenty years ago)

Ummm...obviously it's far too early to be pissed on alcho-pop.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Monday, 18 July 2005 04:27 (twenty years ago)

Nice Jim, and thanks for making me jealous :)

YAARRRRGH, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH MY LIFE/a////!~?!??!?!!jmKL'SJDKL;AS

Now that school's back in you need a PLAN.

1. Schedule time to look for work
2. Look for work

[having re-read your statement I fear I may have missed your point]

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 18 July 2005 04:35 (twenty years ago)

now i can have a proper go at that goodies lp too

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 18 July 2005 04:36 (twenty years ago)

I heart you.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 18 July 2005 04:37 (twenty years ago)

I must say there are some marvelous masonic sashes on ebay at the moment.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Monday, 18 July 2005 04:45 (twenty years ago)

rega p2. it's their 'budget' turntable but it's still a nice piece of work.

when you say budget with the quotation marks jim, does that mean it was outrageously exxy still? i want to buy a turntable, i thought i had a secondhandy lined up but it's previous owner is way too tardy in sorting out the sale and all my mum and dad's records that they have donated to me are languishing in a cupboard. only... i am a total novice and i have no idea what to look for so i'm a bit wary of ebay or the classifieds. where should i start, is there an australian website that might help me?

― gem (trisk), Monday, 18 July 2005 07:25 (twenty years ago)

Whoa, what is with the date on my post there?

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Monday, 18 July 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

you posted it from the distant past

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 18 July 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

when you say budget with the quotation marks jim, does that mean it was outrageously exxy still?

yeah. basically they're high end audio types and it's their cheapest model. better that i figure than the most expensive model of a lesser company. one assumes it's been designed by the same people as the $8000 model, just made out of cheaper bits and pieces..

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 18 July 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

where should i start, is there an australian website that might help me?

hmm, i dunno. there's an american site http://www.needledoctor.com which is good for research but may not end up being that much help..

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 18 July 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

'lo mingeflang0rz.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 18 July 2005 22:23 (twenty years ago)

KATE, BUY STOCKS IN US DEFENSE CONTRACTORS!

Then gimme some of the money.

I'll do anything.

Last night was FUCKED.

Left school at 4.00.

Got a flat tire at 4.15.

Phone went flat, walked 3km for a phonebox.

Walked back.

Found out my spare was buggered.

Waited until 8.00pm for the RACV to turn up.

Had to leave the car there, will be getting two tires today.

Got home at 9.00pm.

Got up at 5.55am!

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 18 July 2005 22:49 (twenty years ago)

Damn, that pretty much sucks. I don't think I've had anything that bad happen to me since the day before I was due to go to Melbourne May last year.

It's Melbourne I tell you! The cursed city of lost souls.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Monday, 18 July 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

Fuck man, you must be tyred.

All the more reason to catch a fucking train to work. Once, er, Connex supplies enough trains to carry people.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 18 July 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

makes me think i should get my spare tyre fixed.

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 18 July 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

connex can eat my fuc

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 18 July 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

No, no, I hate the train, I hate getting up so early, it's shit not having a car in Melbourne. Hopefully it'll be up and running by tonight.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 18 July 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

i have no car and I manage perfectly well.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 18 July 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

we've been through this

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 18 July 2005 23:23 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, but it's a mere tram ride into town for you, innit? I have to go to CROOOOYDON.

Yeah, don' fuggen' start.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 18 July 2005 23:24 (twenty years ago)

I think if I met Amateurist in real life I would give him a rather swift kick in the balls.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Monday, 18 July 2005 23:29 (twenty years ago)

T/S TRAM VS CAR

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 18 July 2005 23:34 (twenty years ago)

Oh and thanks for getting my awesome joke, NOBODY.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 18 July 2005 23:34 (twenty years ago)

i find it just so typical that the first time he posts something that isn't tedious and smug, he asks for it to be deleted. OH NOES VULNERABILITY

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 18 July 2005 23:35 (twenty years ago)

i got it ads

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 18 July 2005 23:35 (twenty years ago)

Yay!

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 18 July 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

i am at a dreamweaver course

― mullygroober, Monday, 18 July 2005 23:39 (twenty years ago)

are you drunk yet?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 18 July 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

tyred? yeah, FUCK YOU.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 18 July 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

FUCK YOU in the ASS! :P

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Monday, 18 July 2005 23:41 (twenty years ago)

You love it.

On another note, I, am sick, of being, sick.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 18 July 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)

we've been through this

Indeed. Still, I refuse to feel like a lamer for not havin' a car - Melbourne's pretty easy to get round without one! You just dont choose to live or work somewhere untenable like Pakenham or Woodend ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 00:14 (twenty years ago)

Things better today Trayce?

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 00:25 (twenty years ago)

Yeah... went to the doctor y'day, got a lecture, it got me all worried and annoyed with myself about my health, but have decided to have another go at a bit ov self discipline. Was nice how many people replied to my LJ whine with nice words.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 00:34 (twenty years ago)

And, thanks for askin' Adam :)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 00:34 (twenty years ago)

Yay! Perhaps we can be your de facto support group.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 00:37 (twenty years ago)

Eh, I'm so tired and run down having at least one dry week will be sadly easy I think :/

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

FAP!!

Nah kidding.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 00:47 (twenty years ago)

heheh.. aww no wait, we were gonna have one this week weren't we? Shite.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

Quick, who's up?

Let's play thread pachinko!

― moley (moley), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 02:28 (twenty years ago)

Gah I would get my first interview in six months the week I'm sick wouldn't I? Jesus.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

Hahah, it sounds like you've 'blocked' out the week to be ill.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

What do you mean?

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

wow, barry got pwned! I'd try and start a "chances" thread in this situation, but then I remembered that there's already a thread devoted to "chances".

― haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 03:20 (twenty years ago)

Oh, very poor joke, just that you had finally found time to be sick and along comes a bloody inconvenient job interview.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

Ah yes.

Fucken.

I don't even know what the job is so I'm a bit sceptical, but an interview's an interview.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 03:30 (twenty years ago)

Hi Mongrels!

I have just had a horrible tutorial which contained almost nothing but attractive Canadian students, and as such I could barely get a sentence out in response to anything said in that fabulous Vancouver twang.

EEK.

― edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 03:35 (twenty years ago)

ooh yes that canadian accent is a killer.

― haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

It is a unique blend of homespun charm, good-naturedness and sexxxxxx.

― edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 03:56 (twenty years ago)

naughty threadkiller

i am going to spend my evening transferring jamz off minidisc and drinking sweet sweet red wine

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 05:35 (twenty years ago)

So like lambrusco or something then? ;)

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 09:26 (twenty years ago)

Morning mongrels. We dropped off the front page. That just isn't on. Lift your game :)

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

Sorry. We're so good for the Australian presence abroad we should be in partnership with Austrade. Exporting Aussie banter.

― moley, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

i ended up having beer instead of wine and of course got nothing done as a result :(

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

oh well. can't always be productive!

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

We're so good for the Australian presence abroad we should be in partnership with Austrade. Exporting Aussie banter.

Turn it up, cobber

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

I had some weird bug last night and Cait left this 'sleep' iTunes playlist going and I HAVE SEEN THE FACE OF HELL in my delirium.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

She plays Sim Tower too and that has some UNGODLY chirping and squawking going on.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

hello i am at a dreamweaver course

― mullygrubbing, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

are you drunk yet?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 23:50 (twenty years ago)

has gaz somehow fallen into groundhog day??

― haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 23:52 (twenty years ago)

at least he's not at work!

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 23:54 (twenty years ago)

there is that, yes.

― haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)

Anyone interested in a FAP on friday arvo/evening at all? Pause or somewhere maybe?

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 00:11 (twenty years ago)

Yer.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 00:40 (twenty years ago)

yes!

― haitch (haitch), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

I wonder what adam's excuse will be this time. ;)

― haitch (haitch), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

maybe we could run a book on adam's excuses

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 01:01 (twenty years ago)

Friday sounds good actually, but I'll have to check it with the missus, I can't ask her now because she's interstate ffs.

By then I MIGHT HAVE A FUCKING JOB.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 01:17 (twenty years ago)

*dies of shock at everyones yes reply*

(hahaha now I will probably stuff this up somehow. Quick moley, get the picture of the pike out ;P)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 01:22 (twenty years ago)

Me Trayce and Haitch all saying 'yes' for the same event? Am I on Candid Camera?

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 01:24 (twenty years ago)

If I dont turn up now you'll all kills me's wontchers?

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 01:24 (twenty years ago)

I certainly will. I can probably fucken aim from here actually.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 01:25 (twenty years ago)

[er, assuming I do end up going obv]

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 01:25 (twenty years ago)

*boards up windows*

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 01:26 (twenty years ago)

how cool is that 'bursted with joy' thread on ilm? i think it's my favourite ilm thread for ages.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

ok i didn't actually intend to kill ile. sorry!

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 02:28 (twenty years ago)

hey kit i found that japanese bookshop in the galleries. bought the filth (i only had 5 mins! it was a bit mind boggling)

― mullzgrubbin, Wednesday, 20 July 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

filth?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:06 (twenty years ago)

Heh, everyone just come along anyway, have a beer with ol' Mikey, sooky la-la of the independent school system.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:13 (twenty years ago)

I CAN'T DRINK BEER.

Nor can I buy rounds, unfortunately. Nor am I morally capable of sponging.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:17 (twenty years ago)

FINE. BE THAT WAY.

Have a fuckin' Coke.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:18 (twenty years ago)

or revisit teenage years and get pissed on goon in the park before you arrive

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

Goon! I hadn't considered goon.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:25 (twenty years ago)

what kind of crazy person fails to consider goon

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:26 (twenty years ago)

The type of crazy that leaves six carriage returns at the end of the post.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:26 (twenty years ago)

looks more like two

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

shortest goddamned carriages I ever saw

― haitch (haitch), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:30 (twenty years ago)

little red caboose

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:31 (twenty years ago)

Nor can I buy rounds,

Who buys rounds? I dont.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:34 (twenty years ago)

sigh

there are many people in the world who buy rounds. in answer to the question of 'who'.

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:35 (twenty years ago)

of course nobody would be expecting adam to do so. round buying etiquette is surely dependent on the group involved.

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:36 (twenty years ago)

Yes, and would that I had the funds I'd be buying rounds orright.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:40 (twenty years ago)

i buy rounds!!!

― haitch (haitch), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:49 (twenty years ago)

i buy rounds too!

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:51 (twenty years ago)

Hey, I was only speaking for myself re rounds, I didnt mean I assumed no one else does!

Man - I have to word things better, and Jim, why do you always sounds so pissed off at me lately? Hrm.

Ah well back to work...

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:54 (twenty years ago)

(For the record: esp in large groups, I dont like to buy rounds and if I can I'll beg out of adrink being bought for me, or offer the cash for it upfront. I dont have the money to be keeping tabs on the tab, as it were).

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:55 (twenty years ago)

(OK I must be coming off looking like a grumpy amst style one line wanker lately, and I really dont mean to be, I'm just so busy with work I dont even think before I type, I really should just stay away from ilx)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:03 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I don't like buying rounds unless I'm getting a big hell of a drunk on and I'm flush with cash.

So are we doing this thing?

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:04 (twenty years ago)

i guess rounds are best on jug-o-beer drinking type occasions, such as i tend to be involved in at the uni tav, where beer is cheap anyway. but you guys are probably smart - if i go out for the night i tend to spend inordinate amounts of money and i'm sure some of it is on rounds for people that never pay me back and don't do the 'offer cash up front' approach. not to worry, swings and roundabouts i'm sure.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:09 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I do love the jug style of communal drinking. Something delightfully medieval about it all.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:12 (twenty years ago)

spot on mikey! especially when you're all sitting at rickety wooden bench/table setups in teh beergarden. i also enjoy the delightfully fun communal drunkenness aspect!

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:14 (twenty years ago)

I bought a round for everyone last FAP, but I never get to see you guys, so I think it was justified. It's certainly not part of my normal pub behaviour (otherwise I'd never be able to afford to go out)

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:18 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, when I was a poor uni student, as opposed to a poor school teacher, I'd duck across to the Clyde with uni pals and drink jugs for three houres until we were roaring pissed, then I'd go to my afternoon history tutes.

Fuck, those were the good old days, the golden days, the all or nothin' days!

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:19 (twenty years ago)

That was fuckin' swell of you to do that Kate.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:19 (twenty years ago)

Nice sidestep of my mutterings there guys ;) Hehehe. Dont mind me etc.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:25 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, never mind the crazy cat lady.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:28 (twenty years ago)

Oh I wasn't looking for praise mikey. I just wish I could be down there all the time. I assure you fapping would be at least bi-monthly.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:29 (twenty years ago)

:P~~~

But aye, a good point re the jugs (fnarr). I mean like if Im out one on one with someone, they get our drinks in and i'll get the next drinks in, thats fine. I dont really think of that as rounds tho. Its a bit hard to be involved in a round when you're saying "o! Might a lady haveth the chardonnay imbibed with the finest of sparkling sodas?" cos everyone will just tell me to stop being such a pussy and drink the bloody VB they bought.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:29 (twenty years ago)

Bwahahahahahah!

When I launch my first novel, you're all coming to the Supper Club and we'll drink our way through the menu.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:41 (twenty years ago)

I'll have to take out a mortgage, but it can be done.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:42 (twenty years ago)

Also, Nick Cave is going to play at the premiere of the film adaptation and I will hire waiting staff to dress up as dead consumptive victorian whores.

GOTHARAMAMAMAMAMALALALAMADINGDONG!

too much coffee.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 04:45 (twenty years ago)

O man I would totally volunteer to dress up as a consumptive whore zombie, but I couldnt wait tables on my own dinner let alone anyone elses ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 07:44 (twenty years ago)

nAH, ilXors get a big fuckin' table to themselves.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 10:10 (twenty years ago)

hey gaz! I just came home from Kneel Gayman reading/signing at that Japanese bookshop dans les galeries. via pub and beers and scotches. The Filth is pretty tops, you can re-read it every year and get something different out of it.

Filth Jim:
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― kit brash (kit brash), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 10:20 (twenty years ago)

So what's he sound like? I imagine he sounds like someone's wet uncle.

Ah, THE FILTH! So it's out in TPB?

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 10:23 (twenty years ago)

Morning mongrels. Happy Thursday. I have to edit some visuals by Tuesday. There is little to no chance I will have this done by the deadline on Tuesday.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

Happy Tharsday!

if i go out for the night i tend to spend inordinate amounts of money and i'm sure some of it is on rounds for people that never pay me back and don't do the 'offer cash up front' approach.

Same here. Like you, I buy rounds [when capable] to be kind and do my bit, not to get drinks back. Anyway I can't drink beer anymore so it's a bit of a moot point really.

Trayce: You're nothing like amst ffs, don't worry :)

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

I'm intrigued to know how we'll pull off this FAP with the board down every three minutes.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 21:24 (twenty years ago)

S4m Ly [bombing victim] was a guy I used to deal with on the IT desk at M0n4sh btw, I found out yesterday.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

Aw no thats awful :(

As for Mr Gaiman/the Continuum thing, etc - my friend Cam was running a forum at'table at Continuum with Gaiman and PZB (? I think) called Gods and Monsters. Cam really be doin' well in this genre it seems. I think his second novel is out soon, and its a kids one with a scifi bent! Talented sod.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

$24 for tha filth! 315 pages.

hey kit where i am a-teaching is opposite za ay bee cee.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

I am coming to your hood Trayce and Adam so I can take lots of photos, because I am setting a subplot of my novella (I'm way too lame and inexperienced to tackle a novel) there. It's starting to look a little like Goodfellas.

The tragic love interest is a Typhoid Mary kind of figure.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

God, I ache to be involved in the whole genrenerdscififantasylit scene. I wish I could sit around all day writing a very twee blog like Gaiman.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

Taking photos to support a subplot? Man I should give that a try. What specifically are you planning to capture? Perhaps Trayce and I can give you a couple of pointers to relevant stuff.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

Well, I know Balaclava is pretty heavily Jewish, so I want to capture the flavour of the place, what does it look like? How do the people sound? Is it palpably different from other suburbs.

Subplot is -> Supernatural mob war taking place in Melbourne, all the ghosts and goblins of the ethnicities that make up Melbourne are at each other's throats, couple of kids training to be rabbis are selling Golems as muscle/bodyguards to various figures.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 22:58 (twenty years ago)

Oh awesome. Good places for Jewish things are:

- cnr Inkerman St and Wilgah St, there's a synagogue-thing with security guards always out the front

- Hotham St, between Alma Rd and Inkerman St, Yeshivah College with more security guards standing out the front

- there's a mikveh in [I think] Alexandra St between Inkerman and Carlisle Sts

If you want culture/sounds, Saturday's good because it's no-driving day and they all walk everywhere. Traipsing around Nth Caulfield could be useful too, loads of orthodox jews around there. hth

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 23:12 (twenty years ago)

In case anyone's wondering some completely sick fuck posted autopsy pictures in the 'Photos of Liz' thread. Anonymously, of course; nobody that fucked in the head would admit to being so fucking retarded.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, looks like I'll be spending following time in the following areas to soak up atmosphere.

- Balaclava (aforementioned Golems)
- Chinatown (The servants of the Jade Emperor NEVER SLEEP).
- Alleyways of Richmond (Beloved by the wee folk, nasty little bastards, which came over with the poor micks in the late 19th C)
- CBD (Corporate Suit Vampire Types, are dispensed with very early in the novel)

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 23:34 (twenty years ago)

I did wonder what the horrible pic was as it was gone before I knew :( Terrible, I expected however that some wanker would eventually troll one of those threads. Suprised (and relieved) it never happened on her RIP one considering it must have something of a public face by now.

In other news, Mikey you may want to exercise caution blithely photographing things like synagogues, schools and hasid men - for what I'd assume were obvious reasons...

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 23:34 (twenty years ago)

Sorry, I assumed Mikey'd do it from a distance :)

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I was just going to do streetscapes, actually. I'd thought about this.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

herro dere. my team leader and the other content person are both on leave. i'm running the department, baby!!!

― haitch (haitch), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)

Trayce, if you're so into Black Books you'd love Nightingales. Shame it's not on anywhere and you can't buy it though.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

how handy

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 23:46 (twenty years ago)

content? who do you work for haitch?

PLEASE NEED NEW JOB WILL WRITE WORDS FOR SCRAPS.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)

WHO
DOES
NUMBER
TWO
WORK
FOR

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 23:48 (twenty years ago)

I am number two.

You are number six.

seeing Serenity tonight.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

I work... better not direct link or they'll know I'm here!! dub dub dub dot infoxchange dot net dot au.

― haitch (haitch), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)

Pompous expat Australian hipsters in being complete wankers with no clue shocka:

You don't mind your cultural inputs being constrained to Singaporean levels of harmlessness by the father-knows-best state, and missing out on art and culture that people abroad get to see because some pentecostals don't like the sound of it?

I'm afraid I can't agree with you there. I find the idea of my horizons being forcibly narrowed to suit the whim of some small-minded bigot, of the stupid dictating what everyone else can see or say, thoroughly repugnant. And all the sunshine, good coffee, funky local shops and miscellaneous comfort Melbourne has to offer don't make up for it.

What say you all of this attitude? Maybe its just me but I wanna scream GET ONE PERSPECTIVE at him. The guy's been in london barely a year and he bitches non stop about how crap back home is and how he might never come back because oooh, they banned one film or ohhh, there are people with some kind of RELIGION who happen to be in politics.

Whats that old saying? "God help us if there's a war". F'kin ell.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:24 (twenty years ago)

(sorry thats an LJ quote from someone I know, after I bailed him up for bitching about the request for OFLC review of some new film that hasnt even been banned that made him suggest he will never come back to Aus. I mean good lord.)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:25 (twenty years ago)

is that an individual who is often known by a three letter acronym of his initials?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:32 (twenty years ago)

Interesting place to work, Haitch?

Trayce, I plan to flee the country one day, maybe permanently, but I know a whole lot of countries suck many, many times harder and I will never forget I had it really good here as a young man.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:34 (twenty years ago)

Heh yes Jim, it is indeed. I'm not going to say anything unfair here, but I find him... erm... frustratingly unusual lets say.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

Hahah, yeah, well, we all know about him, don't we?

God, there's so much I wanna say - reckon he reads this?

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

He may do, so I think I should shut up now.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:39 (twenty years ago)

Word.

N'GLAAAYVEN!

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:41 (twenty years ago)

http://www.princeton.edu/~rshamim/JAVA/ORF201/integra/Integra_files/Frink.gif

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:43 (twenty years ago)

God, fairly close, innit?

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:45 (twenty years ago)

not as close as that ad where the three guys are watching sport on the middle guy's mobile phone.

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:48 (twenty years ago)

Whats close? *confused*

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

Jim OTFM.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:50 (twenty years ago)

yeah I enjoy it mikey, mind you it'll be better when they find a replacement for my old admin role and I'll be able to give invoicing the arse and concentrate on more interesting stuff full-time.

I think it's more exciting and subversive, having BANNED FILMS nowadays. I know I have a copy of... was it "ken park", that last big hoo-hah? I got a DVD rip of that on principle... AND never watched it!

― haitch (haitch), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:50 (twenty years ago)

how do i get one leg up into your kind of field, haitch>

Trayce, we're talking about our mutual friend's appearance.

Hahah, we can discuss it at the FAP.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:56 (twenty years ago)

invoicing the arse

i read this out of context and it put odd thoughts in my head

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:57 (twenty years ago)

'paying the rent'

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:57 (twenty years ago)

Ohhh haha I see Mikey =)

Yeah are we still on for tomorree nite? I finish work about 4, 4.30 so I could be at Pause by 5 I reckons, if someone wanted to kick off early. Maybe I should start a FAP thread...

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:58 (twenty years ago)

I'll be dere about six. I wanna know people will turn up, though.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 01:01 (twenty years ago)

Well I will :)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 21 July 2005 01:10 (twenty years ago)

Its not like its out of my way ;) hehe.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 21 July 2005 01:10 (twenty years ago)

Start a thread.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 01:17 (twenty years ago)

MELBOURNE 4 LYFE: TRICKS 'N' PIMPS: CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL - FAP FRIDAY 22/7/05

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 01:25 (twenty years ago)

Jeeze, THREADKILLA.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 01:40 (twenty years ago)

N'GLAAAYVEN!

THANK YOU for spelling this word. I am in heaven, and henceforth will use the fuck out of it.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 02:07 (twenty years ago)

Went to the gym this morning for the first time in nine days and I am SO SORE. My triceps kill so much I couldn't open the bloody windows.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 02:49 (twenty years ago)

tri... ceps?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 02:52 (twenty years ago)

he'll tri and lift anything using them.

― haitch (haitch), Thursday, 21 July 2005 02:53 (twenty years ago)

if i have any they're well obscured by man boobs

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 02:54 (twenty years ago)

http://www.robertuniverse.com/davidgentle/images/tricep%20muscle%20chart.jpg

I spent all morning yanking a bloody rope.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 02:58 (twenty years ago)

"rope".

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

SHUP LAH

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

[this is my current phrase of choice]

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

Bet the FAP will be just like this thread. Great gaps of half an hour where nobody says anything, Haitch will poo-poo any converstion I start, Andrew will call just to say he doesn't like mongrel FAPs and Eisbär will suddenly appear out of nowhere.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)

it's almost "help us" backwards, in a sort of liverpudlian accent xpost

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:34 (twenty years ago)

it really is!

― estela (estela), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:35 (twenty years ago)

Haha if Tad appeared out of nowhere (or Ned or Jules or someone) I'd die of a heart attack I think.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:35 (twenty years ago)

it's almost "help us" backwards, in a sort of liverpudlian accent xpost

Crikey so it is. You're freaking sharp as.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

I was thinking my post looked a bit too eager but adam's use of 'Crikey' has laid my fears to rest.

― estela (estela), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:38 (twenty years ago)

Warranted IMO. Jim, are you one of them freak peoples what see a word and OCD-ily make anagrams out of it?

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:40 (twenty years ago)

Because I want to be able to do that.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:41 (twenty years ago)

nar. actually i saw "hal pus" first and it grew from there

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:43 (twenty years ago)

santos l halpus?

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:59 (twenty years ago)

Lady calls, says "omg you've almost got the job"

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:00 (twenty years ago)

Fahhn-TAST-ICK.

I dunno, I talk heaps at FAPS. The last one was awesome, I was afraid I'd be really shy, but it was grouse.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:09 (twenty years ago)

what do you have to do before they confirm it? do you have to have a 'fireside chat' with the ceo? do you have to do aptitude tests? do you have to shave off all your pubes?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)

It sucked, there was a time I was on a powerful anti-depressant called Effexor and I'd go out and just couldn't talk. I'd be able to follow conversation, but the act of speaking was like swimming through treacle. Jesus, I could barely tie my shoes for six months.

Glad I'm much better.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:14 (twenty years ago)

Adam must snatch a pebble from the CEO's palm.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:15 (twenty years ago)

ooh

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:15 (twenty years ago)

Hopefully Adam's Iron Shirt style is stronger than the CEO's Black Mountain style.

I borrowed the 'Wu Manual' off a student today. Fuck, it's a great read.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:22 (twenty years ago)

what do you have to do before they confirm it? do you have to have a 'fireside chat' with the ceo? do you have to do aptitude tests? do you have to shave off all your pubes?

Not even that! They like me so much they just want to do a reference check, and providing my ex-managers don't balls it up I think it's mine :)

Glad I'm much better.

Us too. Faaark.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:23 (twenty years ago)

Yeah man, I learnt from it, though.

I went cold turkey from the stuff too, which I'm proud of. You get these mad 'brain shivers' that drive people back to taking it.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:30 (twenty years ago)

Ouch, you poor bugger.

Last year people suggested I go on anti-depressants and I said no, and this is why. I knew what would fix my depression, getting the fuck out of call centre work would fix my depression and, violin, it did.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:32 (twenty years ago)

Haha, mate, they put me on half the chemistry set.

You know, I sometimes get really badly depressed, but I can get up in morning 99 times out of 100. I blame exercise and better eating for the improvement. Seriously, doctors need to prescribe gym memberships and a good thai green curry.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:38 (twenty years ago)

Fucking definitely. Exercise is proven to alleviate depression.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:41 (twenty years ago)

Oh i think i might have that for dinner, maybe a bottle of wine too.

xpost

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:41 (twenty years ago)

mmm i might too. and the wine! yum

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:48 (twenty years ago)

how am i supposed to have a booze free evening now :(

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:50 (twenty years ago)

my mum is in america and my dad is in weipa, so i am having a private party tonight i think.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:53 (twenty years ago)

Rogan josh for us yay.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 05:24 (twenty years ago)

Probably a cup of soup and a pita for me.

So, am I going to see you fux there?

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 05:31 (twenty years ago)

Mikey's busting for a FAP!

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 06:35 (twenty years ago)

Congrats on the job, Adam. It inspires us all when those of us seek superior vocations and SUCCEED.

I'm going to be job hunting in November, not looking forward :(

― edward o (edwardo), Thursday, 21 July 2005 07:10 (twenty years ago)

hey kit where i am a-teaching

rock! we'll have to lunchFAP frequently. or KinoFAP! (FAB?)

― kit brash (kit brash), Thursday, 21 July 2005 13:08 (twenty years ago)

new camera arrived!! lessee if these work.

http://www.users.bigpond.com/t-bonesteaky/images/grafitti_small.jpg

mariokart-themed graf I saw on the way home.

http://www.users.bigpond.com/t-bonesteaky/images/scooter_small.jpg

my cat!

http://www.users.bigpond.com/t-bonesteaky/images/h_in_bathroom.jpg

and me, blurred on purpose because quite frankly I look awful at the moment.

― haitch (haitch), Thursday, 21 July 2005 13:12 (twenty years ago)

See you cahnts tomorrow night, right? I'll be at a conference tomorrow.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 13:17 (twenty years ago)

oh hey - anyone in Sydders want to Darn1elle-FAP @-@ in September?

― kit brash (kit brash), Thursday, 21 July 2005 13:23 (twenty years ago)

OH GOD KILL THEM ALL, GOD WILL KNOW HIS OWN!

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 21 July 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

i'd totally love to just show up. i could travel across the world with the powers of my BRANE and then suddenly just be there all "hoi hoi!". except i wouldn't say hoi hoi because it would sound ridiculous coming from an american.

that is amazing you went off of effexor cold turkey, mikey. i tried to and whoa shit, brain chemicals are fucking scary. fucking neurochemicals would be put to such better use with mindpower world travel than with nervous-breakdownlike reactions to drugs. or other interesting mindpower possibilities. dammit.

― juliaaa, Thursday, 21 July 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

Morning mongrels! The only person I can think of who says hoi hoi! is probably monty burns.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 21 July 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

kit count me in for mountain goat man

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 21 July 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

also congrats to adam who i am guessing got a job and a good one? (sorry shit bin hectic, haven't really read thread)

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 21 July 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

john d is lovely. i'd barely interacted with him here and he greeted me like an old friend..

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

is he in melb too?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 21 July 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

Haitch you look NOTHING like I pictured you AT ALL. I'd mumble something about a tim brooke taylor look but you would possibly hit me.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 21 July 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)

Ah, see I got Britpop backing guitarist.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 July 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

roffle

― haitch (haitch), Thursday, 21 July 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

trayce + adam both otm

yeah the MGs are coming to melbs too. i'd bet they'll have a larger audience this time round. if micah p hinson can pull more than two people then john d should be able to pull two thousand

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 23:12 (twenty years ago)

i taught my very first tafe class last night.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 21 July 2005 23:23 (twenty years ago)

class: "shut up and eat the damn orange!"

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 23:32 (twenty years ago)

er i mean how did it go?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 23:32 (twenty years ago)

a dabacle.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 21 July 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)

or debacle if you like.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 21 July 2005 23:54 (twenty years ago)

i liked dabacle better

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 21 July 2005 23:54 (twenty years ago)

there was much dabbing of eyes. o the humanity

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 21 July 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)

yours or theirs?

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 21 July 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)

was this the windows class?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 23:56 (twenty years ago)

no it was about, ahem, workplace relationships. you know, having sex with library assistants in managers offices, that kind of thing.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:00 (twenty years ago)

tips & techniques, and stuff like that?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:01 (twenty years ago)

yeah. its 10 weeks of tips. i started with vending machines in council toilets.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:03 (twenty years ago)

actually it was fine - just i got the module document at midday yesterday and i was interviewing all day so had NO TIME. class due to be taught at 6. got there 5-ish and cobbled shit together. then - after many room changes - it turns out they are all double booked so i had to teach in a rest area at the end of a corridor with just a tiny wee whiteboard, no desks etc.

winged it.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

how many stewdents?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:07 (twenty years ago)

Why hasnt anyone started a thread on that new set of London 'splosions? :/

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4703777.stm

(no casualties, not even any injuries i dont think. Still...)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

there's a long one trayce, under a "bomb threats and that" title.

― haitch (haitch), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

bomb alerts and stuff

― haitch (haitch), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:14 (twenty years ago)

Yeah I missed it afore.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:24 (twenty years ago)

the Mountin' G0atzx0rs are Sept 14, a Wednesday night. Going from the Hoey last time to @Newtown is a big leap, I dare say we'll be able to get a sofa for comfortable viewing.

Monty Burns says "ahoy-hoy" when he answers the phone, it's yer actual Alexander Graham Bell joke.

big ups to everyone with happy job stuff!

― kit brash (kit brash), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:30 (twenty years ago)

mountain goats are coming to perth too! on september 16. i don't think i know a single other person that likes them. maybe i'll have to go on my own :(

― gem (trisk), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:31 (twenty years ago)

oops maybe i was supposed to make that google-proof. sorry

― gem (trisk), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:32 (twenty years ago)

nar

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

Nice 'un Gaz, how long's the job?

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

Didn't "Ahoy-hoy" used to be the commonly accepted way of answering the telephone, etiquette-wise? (Years ago obv, which is another 'Mr. Burns is really old' thing)

― Sasha (sgh), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:46 (twenty years ago)

just 10 wks adam. or even just 1 week if enough of the fuckers get exemptions and the class shrinks. ah well. i have 3 classes - if just one went i'd be ok with it.

mountain gtse "best death metal band out of denton" is a fave! hail satan!

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

Cool, so is it likely to be an ongoing thing? Do you [i]want[/i] it to be an ongoing thing? :)

Sasha: Really? That so incredibly way cool, I hope it's true.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:51 (twenty years ago)

fucken ubb

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:51 (twenty years ago)

yeah - if i like it! chance of more hours next session. some casuals are doing 19 hrs (i got 6). thats, ah, thats a living wage!

anyone that has known me at all in person in the last 30 years (since a childhood trauma) knows that I have a seriously fucked up phobia about being the centre of even a smallish groups attention. i start to stammer and i sweat and i go beet red and i shake and i can't go on i can't think i can't think i can't talk... i've tried medication. i've tried certain techniques. i've deliberately put myself in situations before and fucked up really badly. but i kind of thought fuck it i want to do this i can do this and after about 5 mins i was...ok. relaxed. joking. relating to people.

its like a 30 year old black cloud just lifted. i feel like crying.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:58 (twenty years ago)

Would you believe, today of all days I have developed the worlds most enormo ZIT on my chin, which has turned fully half of my chin red :( I think I'll need to make a dash to the chemists for some makeup at lunchtime haha. I look like a clown whose nose fell off :(

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

Yay! We can compare chin pus [mine broke out last night]

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:03 (twenty years ago)

that's fantastic gaz!!

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:03 (twenty years ago)

that's pretty seriously impressive gaz!

― gem (trisk), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:03 (twenty years ago)

some casuals are doing 19 hrs (i got 6). thats, ah, thats a living wage!

Is that likely to increase though? I guess if you're good enough you'll be offered more, yeah?

i kind of thought fuck it i want to do this i can do this and after about 5 mins i was...ok. relaxed. joking. relating to people.

Wow, you must feel so incredibly fantastic right now. That really is brilliant [too much for words in fact, hence the apparently trite sentiment here yuck].

its like a 30 year old black cloud just lifted. i feel like crying.

Man that's fucking awesome, really. We'll have a drink to you tonight.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:05 (twenty years ago)

i hope that cloud-lifting thing happens to me one day. i just swapped out of a unit at uni because i found out a large part of the assessment is giving a presentation and i don't think i can do it.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:05 (twenty years ago)

i can only present things if i know what i'm talking about 100%. otherwise i seize up entirely.

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:06 (twenty years ago)

[mine broke out last night]

Right! Out of me brane, now, you! ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:09 (twenty years ago)

haha that 100% thing would certainly severely limit the stuff i could present on. dunno if i'd be likely to secure a decent mark for 'how to find obscure songs/books/ex-boyfriends on the internet'.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:09 (twenty years ago)

i think the no room available shit helped. and the rush. and not being able to prepare or know what i was doing and build up panic. it was like i was suddenly just there = DO IT NOW.

gem if its really bad (mine's fucking crippling...its not coming back now...is it?) i think you need to do something. don't be me in 15 years and have to think "sink or swim"

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:10 (twenty years ago)

And gaz yeah that is fantastic that you've gotten that confidence :)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:10 (twenty years ago)

'how to find obscure songs/books/ex-boyfriends on the internet'.

this sounds like a winner of a course you could teach at community college!

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:12 (twenty years ago)

i have tried a bit gaz. i did some professional development courses, tutored a bit and also made myself compete in the mooting comps at uni a few times. hated every last milli-second of all of those. but yeah i should probably do something else about it, you're right. maybe on the summer holidays. toastmasters! hehe.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:13 (twenty years ago)

Once in my previous degree I actually passed out standing up whilst giving a presentation. That's how freaking nervous I was.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:35 (twenty years ago)

Gem, Toastmasters is brilliant. My father-in-law did it, and now he can stand up and speak to any amount of people, at any occasion, with no notice.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:36 (twenty years ago)

this dubstar song reminds me of black books, the way she says "don't you just love my aaaahrse"

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:36 (twenty years ago)

HURT MY PENIS WALKING DOWN THE STREET
I SEE RED I SEE RED I SEE RED

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:40 (twenty years ago)

xpost sorry Jim, that was unrelated

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:40 (twenty years ago)

did you step on it again?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:41 (twenty years ago)

obv

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

I think I'm a pretty good public speaker. I think this is mainly because I'm good at making up plausible sounding bullshit on the spot.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Friday, 22 July 2005 02:39 (twenty years ago)

Haha me too!

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 22 July 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

hello mongs. been looking at accommodation for most of this week. paddington and bondi mostly. christ, my brothers girlfriend is being a right pain in the arse. it's not like i need an incentive to move anyway but i'd wish she'd lay off a bit. i've no plans for the weekend as yet cept going playing poker tonite at a friends house

― Michael B, Friday, 22 July 2005 02:41 (twenty years ago)

sounds like a bitch.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Friday, 22 July 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

i wonder if we could get john d along to the las vegas night? or some gentlemans club perhaps?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 22 July 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

Didn't "Ahoy-hoy" used to be the commonly accepted way of answering the telephone, etiquette-wise?

Never actually was accepted, but it's what AGB proposed as what should become the commonly accepted way, as per my reference!

― kit brash (kit brash), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:07 (twenty years ago)

forgive me i have an image of michael b ensconsed on the brothers lounge raising his arms and whooping everytime the girlfriend enters the room.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:34 (twenty years ago)

haha

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:34 (twenty years ago)

did kenan become a complete wanker overnight recently or has he always been this bad?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:34 (twenty years ago)

haven't we had the kenan conversation? whats he done now?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:40 (twenty years ago)

yeah good point. i just felt it better to get it off my chest here rather than say it to him directly because i am a pussy

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:41 (twenty years ago)

thats what this thread is for after all.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:43 (twenty years ago)

mainly.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:43 (twenty years ago)

i dunno he seems worse lately. i saw a post somewhere this morning making a wildly sweeping generalisation about women smacking their kids on buses that made me more irritated than i usually do when reading his posts. i think this is because of that record player thread on ilm - i couldn't work out if that was a joke or not. i'm trying to give him the benefit of the doubt though.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:48 (twenty years ago)

he just admitted it. i like him fine mainly actually. for someone who posts pictures of himself too often.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:49 (twenty years ago)

it's always kinda weird when a formerly fairly nondescript poster seems to ramp up his creepiness/offensiveness level. i never even noticed aar0nhz until he lost the plot.

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:50 (twenty years ago)

Is it that they behave themselves up to a certain point, then the real person comes through? Like on Big Brother?

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:51 (twenty years ago)

i dunno. jim is right though. i never noticed orbit before a couple of weeks ago either.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:52 (twenty years ago)

haha probably! xpost

orbit is another kettle of fish entirely. there's an air of desperation mixed with smugness about her posts. she seems like someone i'd have a lot in common with but i just cannot stand her online persona.

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:54 (twenty years ago)

Yeah a few people have come out with startling mouthfuls of bile lately, like Chaki, whats with that? And Dan going totally off at Kate. I can't help but find it all funny now, to be honest :/

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:54 (twenty years ago)

the chaki/orbit thing seems weird, i find it hard to believe either of their sides of the story. i thought dan was perfectly justified in his reaction.

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:55 (twenty years ago)

Dan went off at me once, surprised the shit out of me it did. Turns out he thought I was being racist [I wasn't] because he's "black" [I didn't know this].

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

man i'm quite the armchair pundit today. blah blah blah blah

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

xpost yeah i find it funny too trayce. then i feel a bit guilty for laughing at it as it must seem real to the actual posters involved. but i just keep visualising them as little kids battling over a broken teenage ninja turtle doll in the kindy sandpit.

see now i don't even know really what you're talking about - is this still related to the IM chat posted on ilm a few weeks ago? it all moves too fast for me to keep up with

― gem (trisk), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

i think it could be. the problem is that both orbit and masonic kate refuse to ignore the people who get at them. i can't help but feel all this stuff would have blown over ages ago if they'd not risen to it. easier said than done i know

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:59 (twenty years ago)

yep easier said than done of course, you're right. i'm sure they are both fiery, passionate people which are often hugely positive traits in 'real life' but sometimes the extremes of that can be a bit scary on an internet forum

― gem (trisk), Friday, 22 July 2005 05:01 (twenty years ago)

i thought dan was perfectly justified in his reaction.

Me too, Jim. And I was thusly quite taken aback at Kates respondant vitriol. Ah well. 'slike watching some fun TV drama innit.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 22 July 2005 05:06 (twenty years ago)

in some small way it's like watching family members or friends fight. it sets the teeth on edge

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 22 July 2005 05:07 (twenty years ago)

I don't read many other threads anymore, and this is why. I'm not scared of vitriol, I just can't keep up with it all.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 22 July 2005 05:10 (twenty years ago)

And on that note, ya bunch of wossnames, I'm off. I'll see some of yers in a couple hours.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 22 July 2005 05:10 (twenty years ago)

Thanks for yer good birthday wishes mongrels! Trayce, don't you dare pike, I have a great fish picture lined up and ready to go.

― moley (moley), Friday, 22 July 2005 05:28 (twenty years ago)

where's the dan/kate clash? I am tickled with prurient curiosity.

also I'm going to the kebab shop for a falafel, anybody want anything?

― kit brash (kit brash), Friday, 22 July 2005 07:46 (twenty years ago)

mod board and excelsior thread

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 22 July 2005 07:48 (twenty years ago)

ooh chicken kebab with sour cream and no onion. and a small chips!

― gem (trisk), Friday, 22 July 2005 07:49 (twenty years ago)

a plate of that garlic paste stuff and some bread thnx kit.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 22 July 2005 07:49 (twenty years ago)

whoah kenan apologised

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 22 July 2005 08:27 (twenty years ago)

wow, I've never looked at an Excelsior thread. exciting prospect!

plus the lightbulb in the kitchen exploded, making the fetching of beer a dangerous proposition for the rest of the night. who knew staying home on a friday night to edit crowd noise could be fraught with such thrills?

here y'go Gem. That's a bit of mushroom, I promise.

http://www.northwestern.edu/nucuisine/images/newsletter/Grilled-Chicken-Gyros-Wrap.gif
http://www.separationsnow.com/ftp_images/04jul_chips.jpg

― kit brash (kit brash), Friday, 22 July 2005 08:55 (twenty years ago)

...aaaaand there's yours Gaz.

http://grecja.home.pl/kuchnia/tzatziki.jpg
http://www.whats4eats.com/GRAPHICS/recipefoto/ph_br_pita.jpg

― kit brash (kit brash), Friday, 22 July 2005 08:58 (twenty years ago)

NOT tazatziki kit you fule.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 22 July 2005 09:23 (twenty years ago)

and er...whats in the kitchen that the absense of light might make dangerous?...YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU LET ME HAPPILY GO PAST THAT DOOR ON THE WAY TO THE TOILET

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 22 July 2005 09:29 (twenty years ago)

there's loads of garlic in the tzatziki! (no actually "garlic sauce" was harder to google for so I faked it)

there's broken glass & filament all over the floor, that's what's dangerous! I think I'll go get one though.

― kit brash (kit brash), Friday, 22 July 2005 10:47 (twenty years ago)

particularly because you wanted it on a plate. here's some sauces in bowls but not the stuff you were after (if it's what I'm thinking of).

http://www.vitalita.com/foodpicts/creamy-roasted-garlic-sauce.jpg

http://www.greek-recipe.com/images/articles/cookbook/article135.jpg

Yvonne Craig didn't appear in my bed last night so it's probably safe to post these.

― kit brash (kit brash), Friday, 22 July 2005 10:51 (twenty years ago)

Somehow my home has turned into a weed-smoked filled den of debauchery...which would be okay if I was interested in being involved.

I have an interview tomorrow at Brisbane's only decent live venue. It would be nice if I got the job, surely tending a bar that didn't even have any gin on the shelf can't be too difficult.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Friday, 22 July 2005 12:07 (twenty years ago)

Word to all my niggaz, what a mongrel of a night.

Sorry if I wasn't so talkative, I was fucken beat, but it was lovely to meet you all.

Looking forward to the Salivation Army on Thursday.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Friday, 22 July 2005 12:55 (twenty years ago)

Tops. I wanna do it again ffs.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 22 July 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

Relating to public speaking, about half a minute in a classroom and you've gained the benefits of a public speaking course.

I got to live out my drive of taking part in a drive-by shooting last night, only it wasn't me, it was Sasha and it wasn't a gun, but a kazoo.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Friday, 22 July 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

Sasha brought a kazoo and didn't show us?!

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 23 July 2005 01:18 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, mothafucka was holding out on youse.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Saturday, 23 July 2005 01:19 (twenty years ago)

hey kit that kebab looks tops, thx. cooked onion is better than raw onion so i won't complain. for long.

soooo photos of drunxor melburnians?

― gem (trisk), Saturday, 23 July 2005 06:18 (twenty years ago)

I got some, but I think they all came out a bit strange, and I look crap and stupidfaced in ALL of them somehow :( I'll have a go at processing them in a bit.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 23 July 2005 06:23 (twenty years ago)

'stupidfaced'? you must look like me in photos hehe

― gem (trisk), Saturday, 23 July 2005 06:33 (twenty years ago)

I always sort of stick my chin out and pull this daft grin I dont even realise I'm doing! And my face goes all fat :(

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 23 July 2005 06:40 (twenty years ago)

i somehow stick my chin in so even though i'm little i always look like i have an enormous double chin. also my eyes are sort of half-closed all the time which makes me look super-dopey. i like to fool myself that i only look like this in photos and not in real life.

― gem (trisk), Saturday, 23 July 2005 06:46 (twenty years ago)

ok i've just reached new heights of nerdiness. there is a new 'feature' on the recorded lectures thing so you can download lectures as podcast format or whatever they're called for your ipod! i have just tested it by putting on on my memory stick (they are only ~12mb) and moving it over and it works a treat! i was so excited i ran downstairs and told the other four geeks that are also in the library on the first weekend of semester. i will probably never listen to anything else but law lectures until i graduate.

― gem (trisk), Saturday, 23 July 2005 06:50 (twenty years ago)

Heheh, we ever going to move on from Pause as a venue for FAPs?

Found out today that my street was a notorious haunt of 'Squizzy' Taylor, noted Melbourne gangster of the 20's.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Saturday, 23 July 2005 07:01 (twenty years ago)

We've had plenty of FAPs elsewhere before! One at Pony, and one at the Lounge that I recall.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 23 July 2005 07:02 (twenty years ago)

strip club? rsl?

you tuppie fucks

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Saturday, 23 July 2005 07:40 (twenty years ago)

Heh, yeah. Good times, good times. We should do a Futurama thing sometime, Trayce. Although I was pretty quiet, I had a great time talking to Nick. You keep ahold of that one.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Saturday, 23 July 2005 07:40 (twenty years ago)

come on give us the run down

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Saturday, 23 July 2005 07:46 (twenty years ago)

Trayce got angry, pulled a pistol and shot dead a couple of people, Adam disposed of the bodies while Hayden, Nick and I stopped bar staff from calling the cops. Sasha kept right on drinking.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Saturday, 23 July 2005 07:56 (twenty years ago)

Hahahah :D

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 23 July 2005 08:01 (twenty years ago)

sound about right

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Saturday, 23 July 2005 08:02 (twenty years ago)

did adam comment on a bar staff members arse?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Saturday, 23 July 2005 08:03 (twenty years ago)

hi dere. after I left last night I went and saw ~~manitoba~~ caribou at the corner. it was good - two drummers! the support were really bad though.

― haitch (haitch), Saturday, 23 July 2005 09:51 (twenty years ago)

also I had THE WORST piece of pizza I've ever had after I got outta the gig. jesus h.

― haitch (haitch), Saturday, 23 July 2005 09:56 (twenty years ago)

That pizza place on Swan St under the bridge?

Tell me Sasha isn't the spitting image of this bloke:

http://www.relativedimensions.co.uk/davidtennant.jpg

[albeit with better hair obv]

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 23 July 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)

Adam, when I want a sick day, I go to that pizza place.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Saturday, 23 July 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

Bwahahah!

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Saturday, 23 July 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

Haha yes Adam, he is, how spooky =) (sorry Sash ;P)

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 23 July 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)

Was David Tennant the guy in that "People Like Us" ep about the actor who was really crap? Or was that some other guy?

And on a slightly related note: the photos will pop up soon, but I have to recharge the damn camera battery first :/

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 24 July 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

Looking forward to seeing them.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Sunday, 24 July 2005 05:31 (twenty years ago)

OK, to start proceedings off: ever wondered what the Art Gallery looks like from the roof?

http://www.memorygongs.com/art_gallery_roof.jpg

Well now you know! Cool hey. This is one of my views from my desk at work. Nerrr.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 24 July 2005 08:52 (twenty years ago)

And now for the FAP. I apologise if these photos aren't flattering but HEY! I look the worst, so chut up all of you.

http://www.memorygongs.com/adam_sasha.jpg
Sasha tries to convince everyone to come to the Salivation Army gig this week while Adam pretends he's not in frame, har.

http://www.memorygongs.com/mikey1.jpg
Mikey probably not wanting his photo taken ;P

http://www.memorygongs.com/nick_phones.jpg
Nick never takes his bloody headphones off.

http://www.memorygongs.com/sasha_haitch.jpg
"So I says to Mabel, I says..." (Haitch and his Go4 tshirt, Sasha and his err.. sideburns)

http://www.memorygongs.com/gawd.jpg
"Wait wait, didsh I tells you you thish joke..."
"Oh fertheloveofgawd..."

http://www.memorygongs.com/trayce_adam1.jpg
Why does Adam look like he just got an evil plan in this picture?

Yeah theyre not the best photos ever, but hey ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 24 July 2005 08:57 (twenty years ago)

I think Adam looks a bit blazed actually! It's so great to see you all. I just wish I'd been down there. You look super cool in that last photo Trayce.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Sunday, 24 July 2005 09:04 (twenty years ago)

Haha he was probably the soberest! He had to drive.

Arent all our ILXor boys just the cutest? :D

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 24 July 2005 09:06 (twenty years ago)

They sure are! Damn!

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Sunday, 24 July 2005 09:10 (twenty years ago)

Goddamit Trayce!

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Sunday, 24 July 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

Morning mongrels! Head colds suck! I didn't sleep last night! Not a wink! I am now going to dangerously drive to the shops in search of something with pseudoephedrine in it! Yay!

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Sunday, 24 July 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

I always look shit in photos.

This is my last day of freedom! I plan to spend it working my arse off.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 24 July 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

ILX always have cool threads.

― moley, Sunday, 24 July 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

not always col unless you are saying i'm not part of it

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Sunday, 24 July 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

you're not alone gaz

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Sunday, 24 July 2005 22:21 (twenty years ago)

*looks around, feels slight worry*

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Sunday, 24 July 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

*looks around, feels gaz*

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 24 July 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

MAKE THAT PHOTO GO AWAY!

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Sunday, 24 July 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

THEN ME GRANS CAME IN

― GARU G, Sunday, 24 July 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

Whats wrong with it? IM RETARDEDLY DRUNK IN MINE FFS. No one else has that over me ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 24 July 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)

maybe he was talking about your photo Trayce ;P

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Sunday, 24 July 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

Hahah zing ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 24 July 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

I got a job! I am now a busty bawdy barmaid!

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Sunday, 24 July 2005 23:50 (twenty years ago)

hurray!

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Sunday, 24 July 2005 23:59 (twenty years ago)

yup!

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:02 (twenty years ago)

My double-chin's bigger than yours.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

Kate really?? Details!

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

Oh um...well it's a pretty cool venue. I've had to indie myself up considerably. It's just working the bar and taking money at the door, that kind of thing, but a pretty big acheivement for me given my world renowned low self-esteem.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

door bitch!

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

Good achievement full stop, bar work's not easy to get if I remember correctly.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

I think I make a pretty scary door bitch!

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

Yay Kate! :)

Anyone else who whines about their looks in photos is getting an ass kicking, and I'm not bringing my camera to a fap ever again.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:17 (twenty years ago)

everyone looks great! that last shot of adam and trayce is particularly nice.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

Thanks but I look like a girl, and Trayce's face looks rather blimpy [it wasn't at the time]. Stupid concept-of-photography.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:25 (twenty years ago)

You look like a very manly girl Adam.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:25 (twenty years ago)

Um thanks :)

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:26 (twenty years ago)

you look like a girl? trayce looks a bit blimpy in the other one but she looks hawt in that one.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:28 (twenty years ago)

I'm working from memory btw, they've fallen off the page for me...

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:32 (twenty years ago)

Photos shouldn't ever be taken of me.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:34 (twenty years ago)

pfft, like you're gruesome or summat.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:35 (twenty years ago)

LOOK AT ME HAND, TRAYCE, LOOK AT ME BLOODY HAND!

I was soberest, I drove home, via Brunners.

NO SASHA IT WAS NO PROBLEM.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

Did you get paid via money/other means?

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:41 (twenty years ago)

So what's everybody up to today? I think I've got an ear infection - figures, I could barely hear anybody on Friday night.

I was going to do it for free, but the boy insisted on putting on me on the door for his gig and a beer or summat. I dunno, I like driving, it really was no problem.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

Yeah but I was wondering if he plumped for other means, and was curious to know how far he'd go.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:45 (twenty years ago)

BLIMPY!?!?

Why I oughts ta....

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:46 (twenty years ago)

Well, I was tempted, but he couldn't produce a recent VD test.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:47 (twenty years ago)

Glad to hear you'll be workin' next week, Adam. I got a contact at Penguin Australia I'll be calling on in the next week or so.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

Yeah? A contact as in someone who'll accept a novel submission?

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 01:09 (twenty years ago)

probably a contact for illegally importing penguins

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 25 July 2005 01:17 (twenty years ago)

Nah, just work. I'm going to send my resume in. Dude, I'm years away from finishing anything that looks like a novel.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 25 July 2005 01:27 (twenty years ago)

JUST ADMIT IT BIDNESS, YOU'RE GONNA BRING IN THOSE SWEET, SWEET TUXEDO'D BIRD MEATS AND SELL THEM ON THE BLACK MARKET.

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

penguin is too stringy

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:04 (twenty years ago)

*backs slowly out of the room*

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:05 (twenty years ago)

stringy? how are you cooking it jim?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:06 (twenty years ago)

you peeled it first, right?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:08 (twenty years ago)

boiled

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:10 (twenty years ago)

like corned beef

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:10 (twenty years ago)

Mmm corned beef. With white sauce. and carrots and onions.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:11 (twenty years ago)

corny indie beefx0r

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:12 (twenty years ago)

Hahah ;D

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:13 (twenty years ago)

what is corned beef? how do they corn it?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:13 (twenty years ago)

Definitions of Corned Beef on the Web:

* Beef brisket (or round) cured in a seasoned brine. Old-fashioned corned beef is grayish-pink and is very salty; the newer style is bright reddish and less salty. Most corned beef today is free of nitrites (alleged carcinogens).
www.nutribase.com/fishmeat.shtml

* Brined beef from the brisket; available in flank cut and point cut.
www.tyson.com/UserControls/ViewTerms.aspx

* Beef brisket, or sometimes other cuts, cured for about a month in a brine with large crystals (corns) of salt, sugar, spices, and other seasonings and preservatives to produce a meat that when slowly simmered in water, develops a moist, tender mixture, mildly spiced flavor, and bright purplish-red color.
www.d.umn.edu/~alphanu/cookery/glossary_food.html

* Salt boiled beef. The small crystals or "corns" of coarse salt used in the pickling, give it it's name.
www.tedcancook.com/terms1.htm

* bully beef: beef cured or pickled in brine
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

* Corned beef is beef that is first pickled in brine and then cooked by boiling. Usually, cuts of meat are used that feature long muscle grain, such as the brisket.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corned_beef

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:22 (twenty years ago)

Brined beef from the brisket

this is quite a phrase..

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:24 (twenty years ago)

sounds disgusting

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:25 (twenty years ago)

It's an acquired taste.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:28 (twenty years ago)

I dunno, is it? I mean its just lovely tender meat with a good savory flavour to it.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:31 (twenty years ago)

i guess they corned it to keep it fresh over time?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

i love corned vegetables too, especially onion

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:38 (twenty years ago)

Yeah all boiled in the pot - onions and carrots, mmmmm. I really must try making one some time. Served with a mustard white sauce, mashed potatoes and some cabbage.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:52 (twenty years ago)

wait - corned onion? so its pickled in brine then boiled?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:57 (twenty years ago)

no just put in the pot with the meat. they get all salty and nice

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

Hahah.. watching Orbit and Jon fight like snotty three year olds is actually getting pathetic and funny now. Neither of them know when to stop. Its really dumb.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:35 (twenty years ago)

its giving me the shits

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:47 (twenty years ago)

yeah. posting about it feels like shouting into the abyss yet again

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:48 (twenty years ago)

Yeah I said a few things but only really cos I take exception to the whining spilling into threads I actually read like the LOL ones.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:50 (twenty years ago)

Trayce, you are getting on my LAST NERVE. I am not "fighting" with him. Are you blind? Have you READ these threads? It is a nonstop attack on me. I ask him to stop and correct slander where possible. That is ALL I have done, and people are giving ME shit. HELLO! I am the one being attacked here. What if *I* did this to someone? Would you have the same attitude, it's like being raped or something, it's so "blame the victim". I'm sick of it.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:51 (twenty years ago)

consider these two things:

- getting some perspective
- ignoring him once and for all

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:53 (twenty years ago)

orbit calm down. don't respond. at all. i realise it must be hard. i don't think people are blaming you. i'm not.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:53 (twenty years ago)

Oh for the love of jeebus.

Exactly my point! IGNORE HIM HE IS TROLLING YOU AND YOU ARE GETTING UPSET, SHOWING IT and (ferchristsake!) compaing it to RAPE - wow. I'm speechless.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:55 (twenty years ago)

GET THE FUCK OFF OUR THREAD, NOW!

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:55 (twenty years ago)

Sorry I mentioned it in here fellow mongrels, clearly that was a prize drongo error, heh :/

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:55 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha Mikey.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

ohey mongs etc. tell me one or two interesting things about microsoft Windows. things i could use in class. jokes or odd facts. (not the three engineers in a car joke pls)

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

there's some key if you press it repeatedly it does something neat. i can't remember which one though

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

it's the shift key!

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

Im sure there's tons gaz! The old "Bill Gates was done by the cops" one maybe (what was that for? Drink driving or something?)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:57 (twenty years ago)

there's bound to be some windows easter eggs, but they may not be very exciting

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:57 (twenty years ago)

thanks jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i'm tttttttttttttttttttttttttrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg to wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk it out BbBbBbBut noooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn luck ssssssssssssssssooooooooo ffffffar

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:57 (twenty years ago)

you could do a small segment each class about 'the history of windows'

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:58 (twenty years ago)

hahaha

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:58 (twenty years ago)

oh oh stickeykeys! yes jim i will do that thanks.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:59 (twenty years ago)

Hi Orbit! I like everyone but Jon Williams is annoying.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:59 (twenty years ago)

You lead her right to our rebel hideout!

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:59 (twenty years ago)

also teach them about wacky tricks to play on their workmates, like switching over to the dvorak keyboard n' stuff

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:59 (twenty years ago)

thanks a lot Trayce, just thanks a lot. have a nice life.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:59 (twenty years ago)

how about that hidden flight sim that was in excel 97, I think?

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:00 (twenty years ago)

...

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:01 (twenty years ago)

i heard about that haitch. but is gaz teaching excel yet? or is that later on?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:01 (twenty years ago)

Also, Excel used to have an Easter Egg in it of a crappy flight sim game. I forget how to get into it tho. Some key combo.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:02 (twenty years ago)

Gah xpost a bajillion.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:03 (twenty years ago)

hey also i heard there was some sort of flight simulator in excel!

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:03 (twenty years ago)

teehee

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:03 (twenty years ago)

*cries* ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:04 (twenty years ago)

Sometimes I think that ILX is some big AI simulation working out how crazies can live side by side.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:05 (twenty years ago)

I'm on night shift again this week fuxors... I'm gonna try and NOT DRINK AT ALL this week. Reckon I can do it? (That shouldnt even be a question, how terrible).

xpost heh. I learned when I was like, in my first year using the internet not to take the bait when people piled shit on me (and boy did some people pile nasty as all hell shit on me) - you only end up looking worse than the troll when you react, its a no win situ.

(I really do wish Jon'd quit it though).

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:07 (twenty years ago)

Do I have too thick a skin for ILX? Should I become more sensitive?

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:08 (twenty years ago)

nah

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:08 (twenty years ago)

Generic ILX0r: "Hello"
Me: "WHO ARE YOU CALLING BLACK?!?!?!?? FUCKING RACIST"

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:08 (twenty years ago)

haha

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:09 (twenty years ago)

Thanks a lot Trayce, just thanks a lot.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:10 (twenty years ago)

don't you want her to have a nice life?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:11 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, a really nice one, and thanks for everything.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:13 (twenty years ago)

see, what would you all talk about if it weren't for me?

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:14 (twenty years ago)

Is "thanks a lot" gonna be the new "I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU" or something ;P

Orbit: we talk about you? Um... ookaay.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:15 (twenty years ago)

the same stuff we've talked about for the last 20,000 posts we've collectively made on these threads i'd wager

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:15 (twenty years ago)

xpost

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:15 (twenty years ago)

[as a side note, I'd like to express my utter astonishment at being called 'racist' by an American who automatically assumes I'm American]

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:16 (twenty years ago)

thanks, Trayce, thanks a lot.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:16 (twenty years ago)

Anyway, where were we.

Windows stories. Anyone remember having to use boot disks?

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:16 (twenty years ago)

Doctor Who, corned beef, driving, the correct pronounciation of 'ass', having drinks, teaching, career disatisfaction, great trolls of ILX, Futurama, 'er indoors and my crappy writing.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:17 (twenty years ago)

i had to use one on my new PC the day afetr i got it :(

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:17 (twenty years ago)

And Kate's art. Don't forget Kate's art.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:17 (twenty years ago)

Jeeze, Trayce, you know, you really...jeeze, just thanks.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:17 (twenty years ago)

Hahah hey adam! We talked about your arse thing while you were at the bar ;P

Erm.. or maybe I could word that a bit better.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:17 (twenty years ago)

Jim: nah not those rescue boot disks - the oldskool ones you had to use in DOS to play games like DOOM with. Kids these days dont know what bread they're butttered on, etc.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:18 (twenty years ago)

I have a still-working laptop with windows 3.11 installed on it!

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:19 (twenty years ago)

TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK OH NOES

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:19 (twenty years ago)

oh no, i haven't used one of those since the early 90s

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:19 (twenty years ago)

Oh yeah, Kate's art is one of the few reasons for non-mongrels to come visit this thread.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:19 (twenty years ago)

butttered

ass on the brain

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:20 (twenty years ago)

Adam, I hate you because you are black.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:20 (twenty years ago)

Least I'm not fucking caucasian.

Oh wait.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:22 (twenty years ago)

*waits*

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:23 (twenty years ago)

Damn, you used to git yrslf tarred and feathered for that.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:23 (twenty years ago)

now it's all done from the inside with cigarettes and down

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:24 (twenty years ago)

Any other perceived minorities I can pick on? Females are a bit crap aren't they?

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:25 (twenty years ago)

Also the gays are diseased, you can't go neat them without catching homosexualism.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:26 (twenty years ago)

You smoke your doona Jim?

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:26 (twenty years ago)

YOURE a bit crap, Adam ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:27 (twenty years ago)

PS I HATE ALL OF YOU, ESPECIALLY YOU, and YOU,... and YOU smell a bit.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:27 (twenty years ago)

I think it's great that you agree with me that gypsies should be rounded up and placed in camps.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:27 (twenty years ago)

the air in my house is thick with feathers. cat hair too

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:28 (twenty years ago)

Goddamn stinky Australians. Theyre all convicts you know. And they wear ugg boots. And smell.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:29 (twenty years ago)

YOU FAIL TO WEAR ORGANIC UGG BOOTS THEREFORE I WILL PERSECUTE YU0

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:31 (twenty years ago)

I GOT FIRED FROM MY JOB BECAUSE I HAVE ANGER PROBLEMS WHICH I DON'T FIX INSTEAD I JUST CRY AND CRY ON AN INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD

(not really)

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:33 (twenty years ago)

Crikey, I'm letting that one straight through to the keeper! </generic Footy Show jock>>

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:35 (twenty years ago)

o the mentalism

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:36 (twenty years ago)

In other news, I'm feeling better than I have for a long time. I'm taking this respite from gloom and such to start looking the fuck after myself - you'll be happy to hear that, Trayce.

Anyone know if you need a prescription for sleeping tablets?

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:37 (twenty years ago)

If anyone wants me I'll be in the angrydome!

http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~pennck/grabs/farnsworthsmall.gif

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:39 (twenty years ago)

Yay Mikey!

You can get some sleeping tablets over the counter, but the REALLY strong ones are prescription only.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:40 (twenty years ago)

Yeah I'd watch getting onto the sleeping pills - like I said on ver LJ, try valerian first. it might be all you need :)

I'm on a health kick this week too, gonna stay strictly off the booze et le smokez.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:45 (twenty years ago)

I can't believe you guys talked about my art while I was away. Thanks a lot guys, just thanks. I'm telling on you. Fuck you all.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Monday, 25 July 2005 06:23 (twenty years ago)

Heh :)

Hey did you hear about that Kate? Her art is great! The nerve ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 06:27 (twenty years ago)

i am not disappointed you never talked about me while i was away just then. not at all. thanks a fucking million.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 07:04 (twenty years ago)

tell me more about easter eggs pls. or not. but if not - fuck you.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 07:08 (twenty years ago)

Fuck me!

Er. Wait...

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 07:11 (twenty years ago)

...wait?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 07:13 (twenty years ago)

you tease. thanks. thanks a

sorry i'll stop now

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 07:18 (twenty years ago)

Heh.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 07:28 (twenty years ago)

I bought Viz on Sasha's advice, and it wasn't until I got home that I noticed it's got Doctor Who stuff plastered all over the front cover.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 09:43 (twenty years ago)

hahaha I'm stuck in a room with really stupid people!!

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 25 July 2005 10:01 (twenty years ago)

I need that on a tshirt for work.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 10:32 (twenty years ago)

My latest sad tshirt project is the POXY FULE message. Great for meeting other ILXors!

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Monday, 25 July 2005 10:35 (twenty years ago)

Haha yes. Sasah actually walked up to me, looked around almost shiftily, and said "ILX?" at the FAP on friday (as I was the first one there). It was cool. I felt like I was in Mission Impossible.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 10:36 (twenty years ago)

ILX will self-destruct five seconds after the last person has read the last message of the last thread.

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Monday, 25 July 2005 10:37 (twenty years ago)

B b but... HOW WILL WE KNOW WHEN THAT IS! *panics, runs around waving arms about*

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 10:39 (twenty years ago)

i'm singing this thread to that neko case song that goes 'thanks. oooh thanks a lot. i got a broken heeaaart but that's all i got. i laughed a little and i cried a lot, so honey i say thanks, yeah thanks a lot'

― gem (trisk), Monday, 25 July 2005 12:06 (twenty years ago)

It's a great song.

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Monday, 25 July 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)

I have a date tonight. I thought you all should know. (That and I can't stop telling people)

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Monday, 25 July 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

good luck!

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 25 July 2005 14:53 (twenty years ago)

Thanks. I think I mentioned ILX to her the other night and she seemed not to recognise it, so either I'm safe or she's very cunning.

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Monday, 25 July 2005 14:57 (twenty years ago)

Good Morning Mongrels. It's Tuesday!

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Monday, 25 July 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

morning all!

― moley, Monday, 25 July 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

I like Neko Case, my favorite is 'Furnace Room Lullaby' because it's all Poe and Southern Gothic.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 25 July 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

i tried but i ended up like i couldn't really be bothered. so much music so little time. "you'll probably quite like this, gaz"

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

not that i don't listen to an awful lot of complete shit anyway.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 22:58 (twenty years ago)

i like that one song "tightly" because it's the one i've heard the most. i haven't spent much time with it either but i do think her voice is wonderful

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

I dunno if I've heard much of her stuff. apart from a cople of tracks from that ~~joycore~~ sideproject she's in.

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:12 (twenty years ago)

gaz, let's talk about "kiss me again" by dinosaur.

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:22 (twenty years ago)

yes ok. the long version?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:25 (twenty years ago)

Slept SO MUCH BETTER last night. Yeah, I'd had a workout, but I've had shit sleeps after a workout before. I meditated before going to bed - Cait kept on yelling 'YOU'RE ASLEEP HONEY, I HEARD YOU SNORE, YOU SAID YOU'D DO THE DISHES' and I'd yell out 'NEVER DISTURB ME WHILE I AM IN MY ZEN MEDITATION DOJO' in a very non-englightened manner.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:25 (twenty years ago)

haha

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:28 (twenty years ago)

did i send you the bside with the noise ending haitch?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:29 (twenty years ago)

get one zen garden!

I have both sides of the 12" from when someone or other posted it in the YSI thread. the "version" is my fave of the two. noise ending is great!

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:35 (twenty years ago)

it is my fave a. russell track I think.

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:39 (twenty years ago)

I wonder whether there are any buddhist monasteries in close proximity to the CBD? I wouldn't mind spending the day with some monks.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

i think my fave is a kid like you. i dunno.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:46 (twenty years ago)

our new web designer had world of echo on the other day!

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:48 (twenty years ago)

i love that record. i love his voice.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)

i like the cello stuff more than the disco stuff surprisingly

i got a place in bondi. just the house i wanted too. moving in saturday

― Michael B, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 00:30 (twenty years ago)

ah, bondi for the spring

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 00:37 (twenty years ago)

and barbados in winter

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

I have a powerful urge for a smokin' hot curry.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 00:45 (twenty years ago)

in the sun
I will come
to see barbaaaaados

― haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

occasionally, I will put that on and listen to it, several times in a row.

― haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

the bites have broken up :(

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 01:05 (twenty years ago)

the number of listenable bands in melbourne just dropped by 25%

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 01:08 (twenty years ago)

Jesus Christ, some kid set off stinkbombs in my English class (which takes place in a science lab). He got hauled and I am trying not to hurl.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 01:43 (twenty years ago)

BAH!

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

what actually *is* a stinkbomb?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 02:02 (twenty years ago)

it involves corned beef

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 02:17 (twenty years ago)

*sniff* i don't remember eating sugarpuffs!?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 02:24 (twenty years ago)

jim list remaining listenable melbourne bands pls.

― haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

other than my own *cough* hmm.. well there's becus but they're about to change their name. heligoland. barrage is quite good. grand salvo. light music club of course. sandpebbles. mid-state orange. ok so i overstated the point a little :(

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 02:59 (twenty years ago)

You forgot your favourite band of all jim - yes, Origami!

I just accepted a USA emo band as a friend on myspace. They list Blink 182 and Green Day as influences.

― moley (moley), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

I smashed my foot on the coffee table leaping up to answer the phone and have split one of my toenails vertically down the middle... OW OW FUCKING OW.

Hi everyone.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

owowowowow! that ~~aaron~~hurts just thinking about it.

moley what are your myspace influences?

― haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 03:15 (twenty years ago)

We list our influences as 'Judas Priest, L7, Motorhead and the mighty Venom!'

I must remember to add Sham 69 to that list.

― moley (moley), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

moley - will you be going to Bigphallica?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 03:22 (twenty years ago)

You folks don't even want to see what my big toenail is like, thanks to camp.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 03:23 (twenty years ago)

is it painted with glittery nailpolish? that'd be pretty camp.

― haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 03:24 (twenty years ago)

Ok well, maybe you do.

HUGE BLACK THING PUSHING NAIL UPWARDS, skin going grey around it. Hurts like buggery if I stub it in the slightest.

Man, today has been goddamn weird.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 03:27 (twenty years ago)

Man, that sucks (about the bites).

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 03:27 (twenty years ago)

Go to a podiatrist mikey, there is no other way.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

so Jim I should get to the Metro at SEVEN-FIFTY tonight to see Mid-State Orange instead of hanging around the pub till after nine? I shall hold you responsible if they snooze me out.

― kit brash (kit brash), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

they've apparently decided to re-embrace their pop roots and scale back the 12-minute noise jams.

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 03:30 (twenty years ago)

are you seeing the go team kit?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 03:30 (twenty years ago)

...I have never heard of all these rock and roll bands you all speak of. I have no life.

No, no doctors!

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 03:31 (twenty years ago)

ouch ouch ouch mikey! wrap it up quick! get to podiatrist!

moley - will you be going to Bigphallica?
-- mullygrubbr

Metallica? Naaah. Americans can't do heavy metal. Hey, I should start a thread with that proposition.

― moley (moley), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 03:32 (twenty years ago)

No doctors? Well prepare for the worst kind of pain you can think of. I am the queen of infected toenails, fear me.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 03:32 (twenty years ago)

no moley Bigphallica. its some other thing i just saw the ad in drumundania

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 03:34 (twenty years ago)

Has anyone seen Fellini's Satyricon? I bought it today on DVD, haven't had a chance to sit down and watch it yet.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 03:36 (twenty years ago)

many years ago. i am not a big fellini fan.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)

I don't know if I am yet, but people keep telling me I'd like it. I thought I'd buy it since I am home alone for the next few weeks.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 03:46 (twenty years ago)

yeah jim - go! team, grates, midstate orange.

― kit brash (kit brash), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 03:52 (twenty years ago)

Bigphallica is a Merrick&Rosso-style parody hair band. possibly the actual merrick&rosso bair band under a new name, I can't remember what they used to be called.

― kit brash (kit brash), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:01 (twenty years ago)

ah merrick & rosso. i believe i like their version of we three kings

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:02 (twenty years ago)

no, i'm thinking of bucko & champs

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:04 (twenty years ago)

damnit I wanted to go to the go! team gig, bet both are sold out now.

kit, was merrick & rosso's old band BLACK ROSE?

― haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:08 (twenty years ago)

grates huh. their new UK single is doing brisk ebay trade at the mo

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:08 (twenty years ago)

I was worried for a minute there gaz!

Haitch I believe you are correct! though only one of them was in it really.

― kit brash (kit brash), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:09 (twenty years ago)

I really liked the Grates single I heard on Rage a couple of times, it'd be ace if it turned out that all three bands are good. though I might have to skip dinner and just drink.

also it will suck waiting in between three bands at the Metro...

― kit brash (kit brash), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:10 (twenty years ago)

i am testing out the possibilities of having opinions on shit i know nothing about.

that new grates tune is cracking!

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:11 (twenty years ago)

i am testing out the possibilities of having opinions on shit i know nothing about.

-- mullygrubbr

It certainly works for me!

― moley (moley), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)

does it col? do you ever get caught out? what are the techniques then utilised?

those dr who episodes with the mu-mmy mu-mmy kid were good!

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:14 (twenty years ago)

The Go Team? I remember this being discussed. Um, where, when, in Sydney? (Probably sold out, yes, FEH)

― edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:15 (twenty years ago)

hope not sold out, I'm walking up. Metro Theatre on George St tonight, doors 7.30, first band 7:50, Go Team 10:15.

― kit brash (kit brash), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:16 (twenty years ago)

does it col? do you ever get caught out?

-- mullygrubbr

frequently! I get blounted - ie, people catch me out on little details.

― moley (moley), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:19 (twenty years ago)

i like that one song "tightly" because it's the one i've heard the most. i haven't spent much time with it either but i do think her voice is wonderful

me too. so much so that i have all of her records, as well as the new pornographers' stuff, and also i have ended up buying some compilations that she is on as well. it's my first foray into completism of an artist.

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:20 (twenty years ago)

is the live album worth having?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:22 (twenty years ago)

i'm going to blount you next time col. with a lie of my own!

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:23 (twenty years ago)

oh you so are not!

― kit brash (kit brash), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:26 (twenty years ago)

prove it gaz

― kit brash (kit brash), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:26 (twenty years ago)

SHOW ME GAZ

― kit brash (kit brash), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:27 (twenty years ago)

xpost - the live album was the first solo one i bought. i do love it, it has some wonderful stuff on it. especially the covers of soulful shade of blue and train from kansas city. it's my favourite album to have on to sing along to in the shower. also i love that every song is less than 2 minutes. but i definitely enjoy the studio albums more, they seem to have more depth to them. i guess that is often the distinction between studio and live albums though?

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:28 (twenty years ago)

KIT IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING WITH AN OUNCE OF SUBSTANCE TO SAY TO ME SAY IT NOW. SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:31 (twenty years ago)

WELL?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:31 (twenty years ago)

yes and no, although i find i generally dislike live albums as a rule unless they're a piece of work on their own (i.e. not consisting of versions of already released studio stuff) or are a departure from the band's usual studio-based style.

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:32 (twenty years ago)

xpost

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:32 (twenty years ago)

i agree with jim

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:33 (twenty years ago)

WHERE'S YOUR LIVE ALBUM GAZ? WHERE?

oh that's right, three or four floors above me probably

― kit brash (kit brash), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:34 (twenty years ago)

well not too much of this has been released on studio albums, although it does have blacklisted and this little light of mine (although that's on another live album of the corn sisters) on it. the rest of it is unreleased i think.

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:34 (twenty years ago)

i'm there tomorrow kit although there is a chance i will be going insane and having a heartattack. but maybe we meet the week after, ja?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:35 (twenty years ago)

Adam, what do you think of the new Doctor's threads. Sure, he looks like he's coming straight from work to see Belle and Sebastian...but I like it!

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:36 (twenty years ago)

kate! you haven't posted a new photo for a while!

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:37 (twenty years ago)

I';ve already blounted gaz - by pointing out he's really female. this is of course a double blount.

― moley (moley), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:37 (twenty years ago)

My foot hurts :(

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:38 (twenty years ago)

the funny thing was no one believed you col

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:39 (twenty years ago)

yeah next week could be good, once you've settled into the role and its strenuous demands! hit the ag or the clare for a fwe to settle your nerves afterwards (or before, when's yer class?)

Tennant's outfit looks like a pissed banker on a Friday night

― kit brash (kit brash), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:39 (twenty years ago)

or before, when's yer class?)

would you believe i don't know? or that they haven't sent me the workbook yet?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:41 (twenty years ago)

the funny thing was no one believed you col
-- mullygrubbr

Of course - in other words, the last blount was on me.

― moley (moley), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:43 (twenty years ago)

is blount the one that calls people crybabies when they don't engage in his wacky 'discussions'?

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:44 (twenty years ago)

OH YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW WOULDN'T YOU GEM

― kit brash (kit brash), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:44 (twenty years ago)

*cries*

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:45 (twenty years ago)

actually I don't have any problem with him based on ILM and ILC, I just like typing in all caps

isn't it the same every week Gaz?

― kit brash (kit brash), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:45 (twenty years ago)

its my first wednesday kit. i know when the thurs night class is.

i like blount.
get that gem? anything to say? hmmm?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:48 (twenty years ago)

sorry that should've been caps. the filth is bent kit. bent.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:49 (twenty years ago)

the filth is bent kit sounds like a fall song title

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:51 (twenty years ago)

my mother has purchased the fall box for my birthday!

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:52 (twenty years ago)

did she psyche out the record store guy?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:53 (twenty years ago)

i hope so. the last time she bought me something i was 18 and she had to ask for "filth" by the swans.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:54 (twenty years ago)

ANSWER JIM'S QUESTION GAZ.

― moley (moley), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:57 (twenty years ago)

blount is supermeta.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:58 (twenty years ago)

"i hope so" was the answer moley. if you cannot read i suggest you resist coming to this thread.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:58 (twenty years ago)

You still haven't asnwered the question. Did she psyche out the record store guy?

― moley (moley), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 05:03 (twenty years ago)

Is that really what he's like on ilm? Urgh.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 05:03 (twenty years ago)

not that I've seen, no.

the first clue should have been in the title, gaz

― kit brash (kit brash), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 05:08 (twenty years ago)

or maybe a bit, I've only seen him needle once or twice, assumed the cliche was from ILE or something.

― kit brash (kit brash), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 05:12 (twenty years ago)

Oh ok I didnt think he posted on ile much, I dont read ILM rilly :/

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 05:17 (twenty years ago)

i don't think he's been around much for a little while

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 05:19 (twenty years ago)

The way things have been on here lately I wouldnt blame him or anyone. Have had one reg ILXor I chat to om MSN tell me last night he's not even gonna bother getting internet when he moves house.

Probably a darn wise idea I'd consider myself if it wasnt for me needing it for my job and such.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 05:27 (twenty years ago)

seems all a bit cutting off one's nose to spite one's face really. for every aspect of the net that has caused me hassle or hurt there's an equal amount that has been positive (or very very positive)

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 05:29 (twenty years ago)

thats a good point :)

I dont even get bothered by big shitfights here or anywhere anymore anyway. When I first got online I got caught up in the goth IRC community (mostly Melb/Sydney people but a contingent of Perth and Adelaidians as well) and ho boyyyy some of them were unhinged. Like, actually diseminating extremely slanderous rumours in email mailing lists, phoning people to abuse them, all kinds of shit. I let all of it get to me and would be in tears and everything... and then at some point I sat back and thought "hang on, I dont know these people they dont know me, this is stupid". Now I just laff.

And like, download SimCity buildings =)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 05:32 (twenty years ago)

Quitting the internet is gay.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 05:48 (twenty years ago)

not as gay as quilting the internet

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 05:50 (twenty years ago)

I took a small break Gaz, I didn't want to make myself sick of it, plus I've been buying better costume pieces off ebay to make, you guessed it....better photos!

This is just a snapshot I took on the weekend, but I liked it and it'll have to do for now:

http://photos23.flickr.com/28122300_b0661b70d2.jpg

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 05:56 (twenty years ago)

For some reason black and whites taken at the beach always remind of the video clip for cherish by madonna.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 05:58 (twenty years ago)

i seem to have that song in my head all the time lately

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 06:00 (twenty years ago)

That sucks. I have that Grandaddy Broken Household Appliance one stuck in my head. Very annoying.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 06:03 (twenty years ago)

I get the rottenest songs stuck in my head a lot :( Last night I was trying very hard to read my Jung book and I couldnt concentrate cos effing "Wuthering Heights" was going round non stop in my brain.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 06:15 (twenty years ago)

(cos see, Jung used Heathcliffe as an example of the Animus, so then the song.. etc etc)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 06:17 (twenty years ago)

(Kids, dont do drugs)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 06:17 (twenty years ago)

Animus Crackers in my Soup
la la la la la la la la la

― estela (estela), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 06:29 (twenty years ago)

Hey, I finally get that M.I.A. chick! She's arright!

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 08:05 (twenty years ago)

its over folks

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 08:12 (twenty years ago)

What is?

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 08:45 (twenty years ago)

(PS I dont get MIA, i saw a song of hers on Rage... thought 'yeah, its edgy street indo-uk hiphop, she's in wit da tamil tigers or wtf ever, .... and?)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 08:46 (twenty years ago)

Fellini Satyricon is the most wonderful fucking movie ever. It's like all the pictures I want to make but in moving form.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 09:01 (twenty years ago)

I can see the influence of Satyricon in your pictures a little perhaps.

― moley, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 09:15 (twenty years ago)

Well I guess thats interesting since I hadn't seen it previously. It's very difficult to not be influenced directly by other artists work, so I'm afraid I often avoid seeking out similar works/ideas/artists.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 09:17 (twenty years ago)

Umm...not that I'm comparing myself to Fellini. You know what I meant...didn't you?

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 09:21 (twenty years ago)

YOU'RE AS GOOD AS FELLINI.

― moley, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 09:30 (twenty years ago)

Are you being sarcasual? I'll pretend you're not.

I've only seen the one movie, in fact just finished watching it about 25 minutes ago and I'm afraid I couldn't ever hope to create such stunning visuals. It was beyond amazing.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 09:33 (twenty years ago)

What I mean is that I started to nod me head and I thought to myself 'yeah, I could dance to this'.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 09:46 (twenty years ago)

Yes, thats what I thought about Satyricon too.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 09:49 (twenty years ago)

I'm teasing kate. But seriously, there is a similarity, check it out:

http://www.pasolini.net/fellinisatyricon.jpg

― moley, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:04 (twenty years ago)

The loincloth is making me gag. I think I must be asexual or something.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:05 (twenty years ago)

yeah the visuals/mis en scene is stunning. its the other stuff i don't really like.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:10 (twenty years ago)

Thanks for the guy in the keks you big toolbags. New job rocks btw, in 27 days I shall be able to afford FAP

― Meeeeeeeeee, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:14 (twenty years ago)

adam's new job has made him incomprehensible

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:16 (twenty years ago)

http://photos7.flickr.com/12317652_23ef52401d.jpg

I can see some fellini-esque-ness with this photo. But I don't think anything else I do is really.

xxpost

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:17 (twenty years ago)

"sarcasual"!

― haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:19 (twenty years ago)

I'm seeing "smart casual", but gone very wrong!

― haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:19 (twenty years ago)

I also use "Sarcasmic" from time to time. It's a bad habit.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:20 (twenty years ago)

I do like "sarcasual", thats ace.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:21 (twenty years ago)

oh look, we're all here and it's not even normal work hours. Lets have tea and cake.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:22 (twenty years ago)

HEY EVERYBODY, MARCELLO IS LEAVING ILX BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL DRUNKEN FECKS.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:22 (twenty years ago)

Yay, who else can we get to leave?

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:26 (twenty years ago)

not me, pals

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:27 (twenty years ago)

ITS MY NORMAL WORK HOURS YOU MEANIES *runs away crying*

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:28 (twenty years ago)

Oh Marcello is ALWAYS leaving in a huff, and Kate is always compulsively posting when she says she wants to stop, and getting herself into trouble. Its like expecing ones drunken uncle will always break out the hitler was grate comments or wtf ever at the Xmas dinner - you expect it like clockwork :D

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:30 (twenty years ago)

Whoa, finally a sheepfux0r has returned unto us.

xxpost

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:32 (twenty years ago)

I fear that one day these threads will be marked "mongrels only"...

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:33 (twenty years ago)

di left us to fend for ourselves *sob*

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:33 (twenty years ago)

NO way! We are but mere shadows without our kiwi sistahs (and brovvahs!)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:34 (twenty years ago)

I think I can safety speak for all of us when I say the door is always open.

oops, no need

xxpost

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:35 (twenty years ago)

Di is so busy, but I am marvelously indolent

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:36 (twenty years ago)

You might need some Depends for that then ;P

Oh... INDOLENT. Heh.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:37 (twenty years ago)

haha, i was doing a wee just as you typed that probably

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:39 (twenty years ago)

but in an acceptable place, mind you

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:40 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, computer chairs dry out eventually.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:42 (twenty years ago)

sorry, I didn't mean to lower the tone.

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:42 (twenty years ago)

Ah no, I think that was me :)

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:47 (twenty years ago)

Hi all. Say rainy, do you still like tucking into macintosh toffees (apart from harrogates)? I always think of you when I eat macintosh toffees ever since your thread about them ages ago. You won quite a few Brownie points with me because of your fondness for macintosh toffees (apart from harrogates).

I wonder if you were just peeing on some harrogates: you might think that was acceptable.
I wouldn't judge.

― estela (estela), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:53 (twenty years ago)

let's be honest, they were asking for it.

― haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:19 (twenty years ago)

The coconut ones also have it coming.

― estela (estela), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:25 (twenty years ago)

Morning Mongrels. Happy Wednesday.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

Damn, I was sure I was going to beat you to it this morning kate. Welcome back rainy!

― moley, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

Nope. It's very rare that I'm not first to post. In fact theres generally something pretty seriously wrong if I don't. For instance I've had a rotten cold all week and yet I'm still dragging my ass/arse out of bed to say good morning. Badge of honour or badge of dorkiness? You decide.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

I must have another child soon, then I can beat you every day by rising at 5am!

― moley, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

ick. you're safe if you're up before 6.30am. I don't generally get out of bed before then, y'know unless I land a huge million dollar modelling contract, but that hasn't happened lately :)

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

I used to rise at 4am to write techno. What was I thinking? No wonder I was unlucky in lerve.

― moley, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

4am! Damn, 4am is sleeps time.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

there's a 4 in the morning now?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

hi estela, I certainly wouldn't say no to a toffee, but that time I posted about them, I think was the last time I had one. A long time between toffees!

Hi everyone!

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

Hi rainy!

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

4am is generally when I wake up. Get out of bed? Hell no, I just lie there and wait until it's time to shower. In the meantime I listen to the city wake up, cats fighting outside and occasionally worry about something.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

No wonder you feel like shit so much of the time.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

morning people! i could go a toffee

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

I'm going to go some toasted rye with butter.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

ok to be honest i'd prefer the toasted rye with butter to the toffee. it is only 8:15 after all.

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:15 (twenty years ago)

toffee and coffee

i've already had chocolate this morning :(

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:15 (twenty years ago)

i can't eat sweet stuff until morning tea time

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

i don't usually but i skipped dinner last nite

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

in retrospect i should have gotten a B&E

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

skipped dinner? that's crazy talk jim. if i skip brekky i like to get a toasted ham and cheese sanger from the bakery at the train station. partly because i like all the banter that goes on at the counter.

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)

I don't feel like eating till around midday.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)

i feel like eating pretty much ALL THE TIME

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:22 (twenty years ago)

The woman at the bakery i go to always compliments me on my hair, even when it looks shithouse.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:25 (twenty years ago)

i find bakery people to be invariably pretty tops. must be the smell of the fresh bread and stuff.

*disclaimer: by 'bakery' i don't really mean those franchise ones that have cranky teenage girls working in them.

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:27 (twenty years ago)

Cranky? I always find those girls annoyingly chirpy. Must be different sales technique in WA.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:28 (twenty years ago)

oh the ones in the b4kers delight near me are total cranks. every time i go in there after work the girl looks pissed off that i exist.

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)

she's probably on the Atkins diet

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)

yep that's what they're like in the one near me too. and the one on the way to uni. it takes the shine off my cheese and vegemite scroll.

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

i had that last night. the little cheesy hot dogs looked like they'd been there a bit long

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

that's not a nice thing to call cranky teenage girls

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:32 (twenty years ago)

ahaha. please bring sheepfuxor humour to this thread more often rainy.

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)

haw

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)

Must be queensland chain bakeries that are all happy-like. Trust me, it's got to be at least as bad as them being cranky.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)

they were definitely happier in st kilda

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:35 (twenty years ago)

Still, not really worth moving back for is it? :D

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

Qld chain bakery staff: scary, perky automata. Canberra chain bakery staff: inappropriately fanciable.

― edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

The perkiness increases as you near the gold coast. It's a perkiness meltdown there.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

hmmmm i'm sensing a pattern. i wonder if someone would be prepared to fund further research into the influence of weather/coast/geographic topography on interstate differences between chain bakery staff

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

I'm feelin' the cheesymite scroll, they are quite good.

I did a bad, baaad thing this morning. I bought a mcdonalds muffin!

― haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)

pfft what's baaad about that? if you ask me they're the only thing worth eating at maccas

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

agreed

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)

Kate: yes! This is totally true. The ones up at Caboolture and the Sunshine Coast are not really very perky, the ones in Brisbane are quite perky and good grief, I nearly got smiled to death when I bought a loaf at the Robina Town Centre last time I was there.

― edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

hmm, I tend to associate it with "FAST FOOD BREAKFAST SHAME". but now I feel validated, thanks guys!

― haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:52 (twenty years ago)

Hi mongs and rainy!

Our local Baker's Delight has a middleaged woman with a bob haircut and a mellifluous voice who uses a proper Italian accent when she says 'Panne di Casa' in a way that implies she's lived a full cosmopolitan life, maybe renovated a Tuscan villa or two and 'made love' in vineyards, etc.: she's annoying.
I used to work in a bakery and it was horrible. Every single customer would ask me how I could work there and stay so skinny, then they'd ask for a Sesame St loaf and expect me to guffaw. It was an un-excelsior as you can get. One time when I got home and looked in the mirror I had a poppy seed stuck to the white of my eye. It looked ghoulish, not perky.

― estela (estela), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:54 (twenty years ago)

What the fuck is anyone who knows anything about bread doing running a bakers delight?! It's the shittiest fluff bread on the planet. Give me a nice heavy-like-a-brick pane de champagne from the vegan lesbian hippy girls at sol breads any day.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:57 (twenty years ago)

whuz sesame street loaf?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

whilst i quite like eating bakers delight i would imagine it would suck sweaty balls to work at one

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:59 (twenty years ago)

true dat. that's probably why they are usually peopled by teenage girls. apart from lady mellifluous obviously.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:00 (twenty years ago)

I'm terrible, I actually prefer processed to death fluffy white bread, even though I know it is really bad for me.

BD or Brumbys (one of the two) make this really nice savoury danish with feta and spinach in it. If only theyd make it with normal cheese and spinach and maybe a little onion, it'd be perfect.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:01 (twenty years ago)

Sesame St loaf = sesame seed loaf for jokers.

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:02 (twenty years ago)

brumby's is so awful. i went in one the other day, it's like a mutant cross between BD and a barely-populated bypass town bakery with a couple of week-old pies still heating away their botulism toxins

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:03 (twenty years ago)

I'm a bit picky about my bread. I call white bread buttglue. I guess I am a yuppie food snob after all.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

The Brumby Bruffins are ok if you get them early in the morning before the egg has gone all weird and crunchy.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:07 (twenty years ago)

no that's shell

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:08 (twenty years ago)

ahaha ok i don't think i'll ever be able to see brumby's dodge pies &tc in the same light.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

I don't like going to the bakery when they have got a fly trapped in with the custard squares.

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:14 (twenty years ago)

James you were the 666th post, you're now the devilchild till someone starts a new thread.

God, I'm so mature.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

waah

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:21 (twenty years ago)

hahaha

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

can anyone think of any songs that use typewriter key hits as percussion?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

brian eno "china my china"

― haitch (haitch), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

The start of "Breakout" by the Prodigy? Not really percussion tho :/

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

Altho.. maybe some of the noises in the actual song are typing.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:45 (twenty years ago)

melvins 'spread eagle beagle'

― Michael B, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:47 (twenty years ago)

ok so not very many.. this is good

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:48 (twenty years ago)

The three Gs - girl, geek or gay - are the labels that teenage boys most fear being lumbered with, a study of Australian schoolchildren shows. The most feared tags for girls are slut, frigid or dyke.

damn, boys these days are wusses! is this why there are no credible aussie hip-hop rivalries??

― haitch (haitch), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

http://www.jazzweekly.com/reviews/okura_bject.htm

On the second and longest track, the three mix it up with even more unusual sounds. Turning from straightforward arpeggios, the keyboardist adds unexpected runs that recall some of Sun Ra's outer-space excursions. Morton's door creaking, rumbles and smacks surround all this, resolving themselves as asymmetrical buzzes. But who is it producing what sounds like the clink and clank of manual typewriter keys? Eventually DeChellis gets animated enough to sound out a short theme from the electric piano, that is dependent on trebly, bended notes so higher-pitched that it almost appears as if he's using a toy piano keyboard. In response Hannafin brings various noise makers into play as drumsticks, brushes and mallets are manipulated and moved about on top of drum skins, until the sound dissolves.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:55 (twenty years ago)

i was much more fearful of the 'brain/nerd/dork' tag when i was at highschool. maybe because i was much more likely to be branded with that than 'slut'.

i have always liked that leroy anderson typewriter piece, cliched as it may be. although i can't recall if it has an actual typewriter in it or is just inspired by it.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:56 (twenty years ago)

it seems lots of IDM use sounds that are a little typewriterish but rarely are actual typewriter sounds. i think it's a lovely sound, and underused. i imagine it being employed as a slightly attackier shaker or tambourine..

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

you're right, it is a lovely sound. do you know the other sound i like that sounds cool as percussion... i've heard it in a shins song and also a song last year that i've now forgotten - acre maybe? the sound of a bouncing ping pong ball.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:04 (twenty years ago)

are you after a session typist to put more overdubs on the album? I can do @ 45 wpm!

― haitch (haitch), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:05 (twenty years ago)

haha

i remember a couple of years ago me & the bexta sat down with a sound effects cd and made all sorts of neat loops with various sounds, like ping pong balls and gunshots (great snare!) and stuff. problem is i don't know what happened to the loops we made and the sound effects cds belong to her ex.

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:07 (twenty years ago)

I have a royal typewriter from 1914 which makes a fabulous clacky sound and my brother has two from the 1960's. If it weren't so damn heavy I'd post my down for you to use as it just sits under the bed at the moment.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:08 (twenty years ago)

hmm actually i wonder if my sister still has the one i bequeathed to her many years ago

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:10 (twenty years ago)

yeah older ones have the nicer sound

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:10 (twenty years ago)

best weird percussion loop I've heard lately = remix of "lean back" with the beat replaced by sampled "thwock!" and shoe-squeaking from a game of tennis!

― haitch (haitch), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:11 (twenty years ago)

all my mongrels don't dance
they just pull up their pants
and do the roc-a-way
so lean back
lean back
lean back
lean back

― haitch (haitch), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:12 (twenty years ago)

i like electric ones too.

the secretary in the cubicle behind me at the clerkship i did had an electric one for doing up envelopes etc and it took me about a week to work out what it was as i am now so unfamiliar with the sound. eventually the curiosity got the better of me and i had to poke my head over the partition to find out.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:12 (twenty years ago)

if the whole things-other-than-drums-as-percussion thing was handled in a less gimmicky way i'd think there was massive untapped scope there..

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:12 (twenty years ago)

I don't think Aimee would be impressed if I sent it down with her :)

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:13 (twenty years ago)

haha probably not :)

vvvvwip click ding!

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:13 (twenty years ago)

It actually came from savers in dandenong!

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:14 (twenty years ago)

I will make a copy of that golden circles cd for her to give you though.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:15 (twenty years ago)

I could conceivably get copies of proper sound effects cd libraries from Nick - his dad works in AV.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

cool thanks! xpost

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

All this talk of sound effects has me imagining you making some bo-selecta artful dodger garbage james.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:30 (twenty years ago)

haha unlikely. i don't think i'd use sound effects for anything other than percussion, possibly drone. it will all end up smothered with gauzy guitar and twee melodies

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:31 (twenty years ago)

Now that sounds more like it.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:36 (twenty years ago)

the Baker's Delight girls at my local usually fall into the inappropriately fanciable category too. there's one girl who has really big startled-looking eyes and rosy cheeks, and I always worry for a second that I've creeped her out before I realise she just looks like that.

d'you go! to Go! Team e-o?

(Mid-State were fine but not especially whelming Jim. Though they noted at one point that it was the first time they've played in seven months, so it's quite plausible that they're usually much better. the drummer of Gaz's co-worker liked 'em though!)

― kit brash (kit brash), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

i hope at least one of you east coasters went to go! team. i am very sad they overlooked perth.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:49 (twenty years ago)

I didn't. I had to work late-ish and couldn't get up to Sydney in time :( boo hiss etc.

― edward o (edwardo), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

i may get to go! to go! team. my bassman is mixing MSO at the melbie gig and may be able to schwang a door slot

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

yair to be honest i think MSO are better on record than live, but i think that of most bands really

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:57 (twenty years ago)

Melbourne symphony orchestra? Yeah I've seen those guys, they suck live.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:04 (twenty years ago)

haw! imagine if indy bands started getting classical supports. there'd be hell toupee

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:05 (twenty years ago)

I'm so not funny today...and you're still the devilchild.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

\m/ \m/

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)

I went Gem, I just only talked about the first support.

The Grates were good too though, turned out I knew and sort of liked a whole THREE of their songs. then I queued up for 20 minutes to buy their CD and it was only four tracks in a cardsleeve and cost ten bucks and I was peeved.

― kit brash (kit brash), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:41 (twenty years ago)

grate

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

the grebts

― haitch (haitch), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:49 (twenty years ago)

i like the grates. i'd like to see them live too.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:51 (twenty years ago)

what's with all these britishers labels signing up all the aussie bands all of a sudden? is it something in the water?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:58 (twenty years ago)

they want some of that sweet sweet Jet money

― kit brash (kit brash), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:11 (twenty years ago)

heheh "britishers"

― haitch (haitch), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:22 (twenty years ago)

i almost spat out my tea when i saw 4AD had signed wolf & cub

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:29 (twenty years ago)

what next? kiosk on kill rock stars? (answer: yes)

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:29 (twenty years ago)

Oh, this is bad, this is really bad! You work, and you slave, and you steal just enough for a sweet lick of that shiny brass ring... don't I get a lick? Doesn't Jimmy get a lick?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:30 (twenty years ago)

I wonder if there could be a new thread soon because this one is taking ages to load.
I don't want to be presumptuous.

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:31 (twenty years ago)

presumptuous estela and the new thread makers

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:31 (twenty years ago)

new title ideas anyone?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:34 (twenty years ago)

here we go

Several Species Of Small Furry Mongrels Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With a Sheepfuxor

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:37 (twenty years ago)

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