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i've made the list 8 times! who's got more??

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I've lost count, but I'm sure I'm higher than you.

― It Is What A Man Does Which Demeans Him, Not What Is Done To Him (kate), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't think I am mentioned.

What do I need to do to further my game?

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:32 (nineteen years ago) link

tell more jokes about pickaxes

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Been there, done that.

― Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:38 (nineteen years ago) link

how many times, though.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:38 (nineteen years ago) link

only five times, kate.

(although i cheated a bit because one dude said my name 4 times in the same post)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I think Noodles and I are tyed for second place. Orbit beats both of us, tho.

x-post, if we get that, my dozen moderation actions against him that are quoted surely put me ahead of all of you!

― It Is What A Man Does Which Demeans Him, Not What Is Done To Him (kate), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I think Kate wins.

I got one, I've no idea why.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:45 (nineteen years ago) link

do you hate laughter?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Dude, you guys are not AMATEURIST!

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:56 (nineteen years ago) link

This reminds me of school where a few of my friends got picked on by the gang of bullies in my year but somehow I managed to get away with it.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 12:00 (nineteen years ago) link

All Noise Bully Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Gang

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 12:04 (nineteen years ago) link

i got a mench and i know why and i deserved it. it's a funny thread, but i can't bring myself to register for the board. i don't think jon williams even knows who i am.

― N_RQ, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 12:06 (nineteen years ago) link

I know who you are, but I want to know who is your daddy and what does he do?

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 12:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Do you have to register to the board?

― Baaderonixx cancels each other out (Fabfunk), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 12:11 (nineteen years ago) link

you do to post.

― N_RQ, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 12:12 (nineteen years ago) link

I thought you just had to be a registered ilx user.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 12:16 (nineteen years ago) link

UNTIL YOU INCUR THE WRATH OF JON by bein a slimy girl or whatever

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 12:19 (nineteen years ago) link

or a slimy ken

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 12:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Do you have to register to the board?

No, just flash your bum and you're in. Or they're in? Hmm.

― nathalie's body's designed for two (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 12:22 (nineteen years ago) link

aha, now i see.

― N_RQ, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 12:27 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.castlechina.com/wdcc_2005_images/2005_1st_quarter/Snow%20White/wdcc_2005_mysterious_mirror_and_evil_queen.jpg

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:01 (nineteen years ago) link

No, just flash your bum and you're in. Or they're in? Hmm.

Not true! I flashed my bum multiple times on that thread just before I was finally banned!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Maybe they were jealous because it's too perky?

― nathalie's body's designed for two (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:05 (nineteen years ago) link

zero times. i'm unloved. I hang out with amaturists and paunchy all the time and they are noize enemy mainstays, that's got to count for something.

― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:07 (nineteen years ago) link

but it's difficult to make it look sad

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Amateurist is our friend
We have always been at war with Ken C

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:18 (nineteen years ago) link

how many noize dudes are there? ballpark.

― N_RQ, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:18 (nineteen years ago) link

2

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:20 (nineteen years ago) link

eight:
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6304118937.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:20 (nineteen years ago) link

25?

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:21 (nineteen years ago) link

JW + er that other guy.

everyone else is way down the list.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:21 (nineteen years ago) link

ppl realize that most of the folks unburdening themselves on that thread are "regular ilxors" blowing off steam about other regulars, right?

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:22 (nineteen years ago) link

amateurist is not an enemy, he is well loved.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Amateurist, the "funny uncle" of the noise board.

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:23 (nineteen years ago) link

what is noize, like the boredoms?

― N_RQ, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:25 (nineteen years ago) link

i mean, the thread generally only picks up steam when people get angry/annoyed/bewildered about something on ile/ilm and decide that the noize board they've heard about is a good place for venting.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:27 (nineteen years ago) link

lauren is, as always, the voice of reason!

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:27 (nineteen years ago) link

none of the ppl who post on the noise board seem to know anything abt noise (so you'd fit right in NRQ!)

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:02 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm there, broseph!

― N_RQ, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:02 (nineteen years ago) link

ppl realize that most of the folks unburdening themselves on that thread are "regular ilxors" blowing off steam about other regulars, right?

Yeah, but as I mentioned on the thread, some of that blowing off steam gets quite nasty, and the other regulars can get (and have gotten) upset about what's written of them. Maybe people should blow off steam in some other place, somewhere that isn't a part of ILX.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Maybe they should, but probably they won't.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I blow off steam by humping bags full of gym socks.

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:09 (nineteen years ago) link

How are people who aren't on ILX going to commiserate about how annoying some of the people on ILX are?

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:09 (nineteen years ago) link

also tuomas you're one to talk about people 'nastily' slagging off other ilxors.

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:10 (nineteen years ago) link

The mean weasely side of me has always secretly liked the idea of a thread that's 'opposite' to Excelsior where people just repost something someone said that they thought was stupid/lame/annoying.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:11 (nineteen years ago) link

they write to john cena about it

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:11 (nineteen years ago) link

it is what it is, no-one says the TITTWIS... kru should go offboard.

― N_RQ, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:12 (nineteen years ago) link

The mean weasely side of me has always secretly liked the idea of a thread that's 'opposite' to Excelsior where people just repost something someone said that they thought was stupid/lame/annoying.
-- Sociah T Azzahole (stevem7...), July 26th, 2005 3:11 PM. (blueski) (later)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:13 (nineteen years ago) link

woo!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:13 (nineteen years ago) link

also tuomas you're one to talk about people 'nastily' slagging off other ilxors.

Huh?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:13 (nineteen years ago) link

(kiddin' stevem!)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:13 (nineteen years ago) link

a) this isn't that thread

b) that doesn't make any sense

c) idioto!

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Honestly, I hadn't even realised it was still going, in fact I tend to forget that board is even there.

But blowing off steam or not, it's certainly made me look at various people in a different light. JW is a bully, that's what he does, and I expect it. But when people who I had formerly viewed in a neutral or even positive light join in the circle jerk, it does make me feel... well, betrayed isn't the right word. Cautious.

Whatever. I've spent my day being broadsided from a different side which tends to put this kind of petty annoyance in perspective.

― It Is What A Man Does Which Demeans Him, Not What Is Done To Him (kate), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:15 (nineteen years ago) link

i thought blount had left ilx after someone called ethan a troll??

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:16 (nineteen years ago) link

"left ilx"

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:25 (nineteen years ago) link

i am not sure if im hated or not, but i was really upset that people give me concessions because of the condition.

― anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:26 (nineteen years ago) link

and also, that people didnt call me on a mr and mrs smith thread, or any of the other threads, that tehy went off and talked behind my back

― anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:27 (nineteen years ago) link

DAEREST KATE,

FUCK A BAG OF GYM SOCKS

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Anthony, I thought the discussion on there was pretty genuine and thoughtful.

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha, I'm on the enemy list twice, first for slagging off Frank Zappa fans and second for slagging off Yes!

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Christ, we're going to have an exact replay of last summer, aren't we?

ANDREW, PLEASE TURN OFF ILX FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGAIN, OK?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:28 (nineteen years ago) link

maybe it was, and thats cool, but i dont think it should have been done on noize, it should have been done here.

and its weird to realizer that it wouldnt be genuine and thoughtful if it didnt come w. a drs note

― anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:29 (nineteen years ago) link

a subset message board a lot of people frequent on a highly trafficked message board on the fucking INTERNET = behind people's backs

― Mendoza Lineman (Carey), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:30 (nineteen years ago) link

sorry anthony, for my part, i didn't mean any harm. maybe 'concessions' was the wrong word.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:30 (nineteen years ago) link

tuomas, chill, there's nothing like the amount of hate doing the roudns last summer.

― N_RQ, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:30 (nineteen years ago) link

ethan dragged me back sorta! (and got me banned from the noise board go figure)


carey otm AS ALWAYS

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:32 (nineteen years ago) link

I only found out about the enemies list a couple days ago. I was kind of depressed that I was only added once, and "temporarily," for like "being more smug and long-winded than usual this week." I can do better than that!

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:33 (nineteen years ago) link

what's really dumb is when people try to talk behind people's backs on BIG BROTHER! it's on national TV, dude!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I am just waiting for Steve Malkmus and ex girlfriends everywhere to come on here and note their disapproval over the bullying.

― Mendoza Lineman (Carey), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:33 (nineteen years ago) link

its okay mark.
i would have sooner had it done here, and i know how difficult i am, its cool.
its part of a larger realazation i have done in the last month or two, in the sense that people are no longer sheilding me and im realizing how disruptive being an aspie is for other people.

― anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:34 (nineteen years ago) link

oh oops wrong thread! where's the big brother thread

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:34 (nineteen years ago) link

It's kind of funny that everything Tuomas (and others) have been saying are like the EXACT SAME thing I said on the now-much-maligned NOISE DUDE NONSENSE thread on the ModReq Board, when I was upset that people were making fun of Amateurist. Then I decided I was being a crybaby about it, so I cooled it. But I also, at that point, started reading the Noise Board more regularly, and I realized it was actually pretty funny and stuff, and so I kept posting and now I am a noise dude, too. The end.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:40 (nineteen years ago) link

a subset message board a lot of people frequent on a highly trafficked message board on the fucking INTERNET = behind people's backs

It is "behind people's backs" in the sense that most people talked about that thread don't visit the Noise board, and most people on that thread probably know that. I dunno who it was who linked the thread here, but for many reading the stuff on it has probably come as a surprise.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:47 (nineteen years ago) link

"on that thread"

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:47 (nineteen years ago) link

honestly i think it's just a matter of said "bullies" fucking around and other people taking it way too seriously/personally.

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:48 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm sure that whomever linked the thread had the best of intentions.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:48 (nineteen years ago) link

We also have a thread where we hate on pitchforkmedia.

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:51 (nineteen years ago) link

there's a whole board for that:

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/newanswers.php?board=2

― N_RQ, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:52 (nineteen years ago) link

there are two ways to read carey's post. i'm confused by what she actually meant.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:53 (nineteen years ago) link

honestly i think it's just a matter of said "bullies" fucking around and other people taking it way too seriously/personally.

I find their sense of humour spiteful. I do not wish to participate.

If it stuck to the Noise board, that would be their business entirely. It's when the poison spreads to other boards, deliberate intrusions and provocations, revivals for no other purpose than harrassment. That isn't funny. Not to anyone except a bully.

Your right to "fucking around" or "having a good time" ends at the tip of my nose, to paraphrase.

― It Is What A Man Does Which Demeans Him, Not What Is Done To Him (kate), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:56 (nineteen years ago) link

tuomas ethan wasn't reading or posting on ilx at all when you were talking shit about him so why's that ok but someone saying 'i find _______ annoying' on a different thread/board on the same site indefensible? should they wait til they're pretty sure that person isn't reading the board at all for a couple of years before they 'trash' them?

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:58 (nineteen years ago) link

I do not wish to participate. - if only

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Your right to "fucking around" or "having a good time" ends at the tip of my nose, to paraphrase.

See, I'm sayin!! Look at you, you're equating messageboard posts with being punched in the nose, physically. I think you need to move your face back from the monitor?

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:59 (nineteen years ago) link

honestly i think it's just a matter of said "bullies" fucking around and other people taking it way too seriously/personally.

This is what I have a problem with... I'd say it is bullying if you feel like you're being bullied, and some of the things the noise dudes have said and done certainly fits the bill. But instead of an apology, the noise dude reaction seems to be "JOKES!! JUST KIDDIN'!!!", and then they can do the same thing again after a couple of months. Yeah, and I know people have had pretty harsh counter-reactions to the said bullying, but since they weren't the ones who started it I tend to understand them a lot more. (There's a limit to that too, of course.)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Hm... I'm on there five times. Once for saying that I like Orbit.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:03 (nineteen years ago) link

It was sarcasm, Mark. To me, the noize board dudes are kittens. \

― Mendoza Lineman (Carey), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:04 (nineteen years ago) link

JW is a bully, that's what he does, and I expect it.

Does it suck getting bullied by a thin white boy with glasses?

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:04 (nineteen years ago) link

honestly i think it's just a matter of said "bullies" fucking around and other people taking it way too seriously/personally.

I want you all to imagine me singing "OTM" to the tune of "Close Encounters of the Third Time," cos that is what happened in my head when I read that.

I mean, Ian, are you talking about the topic of this thread, ie the stupid Enemy List thread, or are you talking about something else?

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Does being insulted, harrassed, name-called, stalked and otherwise persecuted hurt someone physically? No, you're right. It doesn't. Does it hurt someone emotionally or mentally, and otherwise just make them feel like shit? It does, actually.

If that makes me "not a good sport" or whatever to think this is just rude, cruel and spiteful, and not at all funny, then I'm not a good sport. Sorry.

And when someone continues to do it, long after the target has asked them to stop, that makes them a bully.

― It Is What A Man Does Which Demeans Him, Not What Is Done To Him (kate), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:06 (nineteen years ago) link

tuomas ethan wasn't reading or posting on ilx at all when you were talking shit about him so why's that ok but someone saying 'i find _______ annoying' on a different thread/board on the same site indefensible? should they wait til they're pretty sure that person isn't reading the board at all for a couple of years before they 'trash' them?

Say that again?? The only personal comment I remember making about Ethan was that I thought he was black, because he spoke a lot about racism. I have no idea what sort of a person Ethan is, and I actually agreed with his ILM posts most of the time. So could you point me to the thread where I've said these bad things about him.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:06 (nineteen years ago) link

I thought he was black, because he spoke a lot about racism.

!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:16 (nineteen years ago) link

kate you've done as much and worse and if you're going to give voice to your narcissism all over ilx you might have to come to terms with a small corner of ilx groaning 'gee i find her narcissism a bit tiresome'. believe it or not not everyone shares your high opinion of yourself and you're going to have to figure out a way to live with this that doesn't involve you (lately)(among other things) equating it with terrorism. i reccommend this movie:

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha, that could've been better worded... He criticized people on ILM hip hop threads for being racist.

(x-post)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Narcissism is one of my favorite personality traits.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:19 (nineteen years ago) link

wow i'm surprised allison janney gets marquee placement on that poster.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:20 (nineteen years ago) link

i think there's a 'with' missing before where it says 'alison'

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Mandy Moore knows how to deal with Allison Janney

― Baaderonixx cancels each other out (Fabfunk), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:22 (nineteen years ago) link

if you're going to give voice to your narcissism all over ilx you might have to come to terms with a small corner of ilx groaning 'gee i find her narcissism a bit tiresome'.

haha well the noize has been a little louder than groaning and a little more definitive than 'a bit tiresome' but this is mostly otm. does that make me a bully too?

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:22 (nineteen years ago) link

no and i agree as well (on both counts) - JW's fixation with What Katie Did Next is def. OTT - I mean, I wish the record would change on both players.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Read that enemy list - I like everyone! (except the Costello brothers)

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Kate is bitchy, self-involved, and hot. She would make the best crazy girlfriend ever.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:27 (nineteen years ago) link

uh-hoh

― Baaderonixx cancels each other out (Fabfunk), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:30 (nineteen years ago) link

hey ken i mentioned you thrice i think -- which equals about 1/1000th of the times you posted pics of yrself on unrelated threads that very day! it's all SCIENCE

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:31 (nineteen years ago) link

I fear that if a vote were taken little Ken would be voted Most Annoying Person On ILX, and not just by the Noise Board regulars.

For some inexplicable reason though, I will still hang out with him!

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:33 (nineteen years ago) link

(poss. because I am second most annoying ILXer)

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:33 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm thinking michael costello might offer an opportunity for some peacebrokering here - i mean, everyone has to hate that fuck right?

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:34 (nineteen years ago) link

but i thought noize dudes likes pictures!!!!!!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't have a problem with Ken!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:34 (nineteen years ago) link

i would only be offended if someone i really liked dissed me on that thread

i also find it a strange concept, as nobody really annoys me on ILX (except one poster who hardly ever posts so is therefore ignorable)

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm only on it once - for being fat, boring and unfunny!

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:34 (nineteen years ago) link

It's just the internet people. Turn off your computer and go do something else for awhile.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:37 (nineteen years ago) link

(poss. because I am second most annoying ILXer)

No I AM!

*pushes blueski off the pedestal*

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:37 (nineteen years ago) link

i see what they did there. (xpost)

best thing would be if people who are saying they are on mentioned who it was that mentioned them on that thread - need to discourage this Noise Hive Mind thing.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:37 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't have an actual problem with any of you people! I think that's what people should realize, the majority of people there don't have a problem with anyone, seriously.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:38 (nineteen years ago) link

well it's certainly worth pointing out that the vast majority of the "enemies" (a term that's a treehouse red herring) have never been encountered in real life -- i.e. they are not real people but quasi-personalities that only theoretically exist and are, hence, two- or even one-dimensional. so, um, if yr really all bothered by this silliness (and i do understand how you could be bothered, especially if life sucks/this is yr safe haven, etc), just think, "they don't really KNOW me, maaaaaan."

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:38 (nineteen years ago) link

what a funny thread. thanks!

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:39 (nineteen years ago) link

but what is it with people with KEN in their name?

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:39 (nineteen years ago) link

don't sell yourself short kenan!

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Getting it boiled down just about as far as it can get, now. Noize = "I deserve the right to have my fun however I want." Targets = "I deserve the right not to be a target." No compromise, no common ground, YOU'RE TOO MEAN vs. YOU'RE TOO SENSITIVE.

Meanwhile it's a hundred fucking degrees outside and everybody's on a short leash. And on the internet, everybody's willing to say stuff they'd be less likely to say in person. Hooray! Mix well, bake for one hour. Makes One ILX (serves 1000).

― Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Can we have a "most annoying noize dude" list?

― Baaderonixx cancels each other out (Fabfunk), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:41 (nineteen years ago) link

don't sell yourself short kenan!

I know, I know. I am a tremendous slouch.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I just thought it was kinda funny.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:42 (nineteen years ago) link

One ILX (serves 1000).

haha on this server as if!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:42 (nineteen years ago) link

It's only about 68 degrees here.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:44 (nineteen years ago) link

1000 = First number to pop into head. How many regulars are there anyway?

(Hmm, an ILX directory in PDF format! No, too much work.)

― Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Can we have a "most annoying noize dude" list?

Why not?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:47 (nineteen years ago) link

I seriously might start a 'Noise Dude Says What?!' thread on ILE every time someone of that ILK says something dumb/annoying, just for balance, and to bolster my own Noise Dude Enemy potential.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:48 (nineteen years ago) link

start it in your own board, stevem!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:51 (nineteen years ago) link

the noize dudes almost never enter into my ilx consciouness. Am I missing something?

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:52 (nineteen years ago) link

No, the point is, people have to see and read what I think. Nothing is more important than that. Certainly not other people's feelings. (xpost)

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:53 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm pretty amazed I rated a mention on that list. (And Gear! can suck a nut.) But, I can't say I'll lose sleep that some internet fuck doesn't like me. Get in line.

― Candicissima (candicissima), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:53 (nineteen years ago) link

It's 68 degrees here, too. Centigrade.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:53 (nineteen years ago) link

They're like freemasons. You'd be surprised who is one, they stick together, etc.

PP, cold front Thursday! Can't wait!

― Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:55 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.wgmd.com/images/GALLERY/dg-shriners.jpg

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:00 (nineteen years ago) link

noise dudes come in assorted flavors. some more sour ... some more sweet.

it's sad to see people hurting from a pillowfight. it happens tho. i think it's a fine idea to have critical threads. keeps a person honest. keeps you learning. analyzing. growing. mandee and candicissima get big points in my book for shrugging off the random perceptions of quasistranger acquaintances. seriously. jams and ally xpost roh-tee-em.

m.

― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, can't forget the noize hats.
Jon = Ray Stevens' ILLUSTROUS POTEN-TAIT
(xp)

― Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:04 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm thinking michael costello might offer an opportunity for some peacebrokering here - i mean, everyone has to hate that fuck right?

especially since custos has been posting less.

― noise dude, you're stepping on my mystique (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:07 (nineteen years ago) link

i've grown a sort of affection for custos. i don't actually read his posts, but his being here, his lingering, it warms the cockles.

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:10 (nineteen years ago) link

i mean, the thread generally only picks up steam when people get angry/annoyed/bewildered about something on ile/ilm and decide that the noize board they've heard about is a good place for venting.

lauren otm, except maybe replace "the thread" with "the board" in that post!


I think I got one mention on the enemy list, from jack cole, I am banned for the last month or so though, as for the mocking people, it's only what used to go on in AIM chats on old ILX taken to a public board.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:34 (nineteen years ago) link

PP, cold front Thursday! Can't wait!

Hell yeahs! Supposed to drop down to 93. Time to fly the flannel!

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:37 (nineteen years ago) link

it's only what used to go on in AIM chats on old ILX taken to a public board - very very otm

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link

(My weather widget says 86 Thur & Fri)

― Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:40 (nineteen years ago) link

as for the mocking people, it's only what used to go on in AIM chats on old ILX taken to a public board.

haven't been in an ilx chat recently?

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:43 (nineteen years ago) link

i like ken c!

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link

we should keep up with the "us vs. them" thing. tho i'm not sure who i mean by "we."

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 17:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I find it disconcerting that, though mentioned twice, I am referred to as 'nice'.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 17:56 (nineteen years ago) link

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx...post

hey anthony sorry dude but do you really want me to keep contributing to a thread where you've responded to my criticisms by calling me a homophobe?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 18:20 (nineteen years ago) link

hey amateurist!

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 18:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I heart noize dudes and I've got no problem with most ILXors. The people at the top of the enemy list are people who post tons and thus enlarge their chances of being targets of criticism/praise. Let's be cool.

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link

the people at the top of my enemy list are lurkers who barely post and logged-outers who post awful pics on liz threads. everyone else i want to give hugz to.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 19:23 (nineteen years ago) link

The people at the top of my enemy list are Roger Clemens, Leonardo DiCaprio, Nigella Lawson, and this dude I used to know named David.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 20:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, fuck David.

(NOTE: I have no clue who David is.)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link

(HINT: think dude who slapped me at company Christmas party!)

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 20:08 (nineteen years ago) link

don't talk about cozen that way.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah i do.
i want to point out why it wasnt accurate...why i was wrong.
and i think i said that how hostile you were to a number of queer and sexualised readings could suggest a discomfort surrounding queer folks.

and the only queer directors you seem to like are tragic closet cases, and yr anger at the pretty boys in elephant and and and...well it doesnt seem far off base.

― anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 20:46 (nineteen years ago) link

What was the offending pic on the L1z thread of anyway?

― Boring Satanic Space Jazz (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 20:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I find my capacity to like people still exists on a message board but I can't really be bothered to hate anyone. Do people write clueless, tactless, even mean things? Yeah, but somehow I don't care much and find posts remarkably easy to ignore. The truly egregious can be deleted. Worst case scenario, if everybody here decided to just hate on me 24/7, I'd just bugger off somewhere else.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 20:54 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.polyphoto.com/pictures/tigerman.jpg

― ghetty green (eman), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 21:02 (nineteen years ago) link

i only saw a couple pics on the liz thread, they're not worth commenting on.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 21:02 (nineteen years ago) link

thanks, bro.

― Boring Satanic Space Jazz (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 21:05 (nineteen years ago) link

so where's the superwang?

― donut ferry (donut), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 21:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't have an enemy list, except maybe certain public figures.

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:33 (nineteen years ago) link

my enemy list is pretty short and there aren't any ilxors on there. but the crazy frog and john howard are definitely on it. also my next door neighbour.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:36 (nineteen years ago) link

xxpost:

thx google

http://www.childrenofthemassmedia.citymax.com/i//superwang.jpg

― ghetty green (eman), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:24 (nineteen years ago) link

What the fuck is Easton going on about?

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:30 (nineteen years ago) link

he's apologizing for always accusing amateurist of being a homophobe for daring to disagree with him and then accusing him of being a homophobe for daring to disagree with him. why amateurist bothers to keep reading his posts is beyond me (pity maybe).

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:55 (nineteen years ago) link

blount thats not what im saying at all.

im saying that A is welcome to comment on my posts, to take me to task--that i might be wrong, but thru the film threads, i find his critique problematic wrt sex/gender--esp. queer voices.

― anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:09 (nineteen years ago) link

noize dudes in shit talk shocka. my mind is blown.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:28 (nineteen years ago) link

you accusation might bear weight if you could provide an example, or, since you say it's a tendency, several examples. i can provide several examples where amateurist's dismissal of you is in no way weighted in anything wrt sex/gender and motivated more by finding intellectual posing without wanting to do any of the heavy lifting, a refusal to honestly engage with other's ideas, and a consistent thread of arrogance (cf. "in the ghetto") annoying. you react harshly to having your assumptions challenged while at the same time never bothering to really voice or explore your assumptions. among other things. it's possible he finds these tendencies tiresome. if so it's probable he's not alone.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:32 (nineteen years ago) link

yours and orbits too xpost

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Fuckin' "film" talk on ilx blows chunks. oh shit, i'm drunk. goodnight. yoo r all banned from everything.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:37 (nineteen years ago) link

one thing i find, well not disturbing, maybe just sad, is how some (many?) ilxors are outraged or distraught or having their minds blown at the possibility that someone somewhere out there that they've never actually met might not like them. far too many people have social or emotional investments in this board that is extremely unhealthy (there's also the board serving far too well to enable or exacerbate certain posters' mental illnesses but that topic's been beaten to death already). if posting on this board accounts for as much as even 10% of your weekly social interactions it isn't doing you any favors and you're not doing it any favors. step away from the computer (actually do it, don't start a board meant to replicate stepping away from the computer like a fucking holodeck or something), leave the house, make friends, live life, enjoy it. it will give you more interesting things to talk about on ilx.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Aw apparently the only mention I get is that I'm a "hall monitor", that doesnt even sound like an insult or anything! Wot a gyp.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:51 (nineteen years ago) link

what IS a hall monitor, is it like a prefect? in which case i imagine you'd get a special badge for being the hall monitor though trayce, so that'll be nice

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Trayce, as a person of Romany descent, I am very offended by your use of that term. Eat shit RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST!

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:52 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.marblehead.com/staff/newman/HallMonitor.jpg

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:53 (nineteen years ago) link

While I agree with the first part of yr post blount, dont forget that some of us who seem to be here a lot (eg me and Ned as an example) have jobs that mean we're sitting in front of a PC all day at work. Nothin' else to do but idle aboot on the web, and for me its either this, LJ or Simtropolis and the latter 2 are rather one dimensional really.

Even the fights here entertain me, which is the only reason I'll make comments about finding any of it hilarious or whatever.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Hahahah Jon! Well played =)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:54 (nineteen years ago) link

crikey. haha. that'd be like the sash of shame surely.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:54 (nineteen years ago) link

one thing i find, well not disturbing, maybe just sad, is how some (many?) ilxors are outraged or distraught or having their minds blown at the possibility that someone somewhere out there that they've never actually met might not like them. far too many people have social or emotional investments in this board that is extremely unhealthy (there's also the board serving far too well to enable or exacerbate certain posters' mental illnesses but that topic's been beaten to death already). if posting on this board accounts for as much as even 10% of your weekly social interactions it isn't doing you any favors and you're not doing it any favors. step away from the computer (actually do it, don't start a board meant to replicate stepping away from the computer like a fucking holodeck or something), leave the house, make friends, live life, enjoy it. it will give you more interesting things to talk about on ilx.

this is very correct, but we must note that you are posting this a 1am

― commentary, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:54 (nineteen years ago) link

What is Simtropolis?

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:56 (nineteen years ago) link

and don't forget that people's offboard personal traumas make for some of the most excruciatingly boring reading on here.

― noise dude, you're stepping on my mystique (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:57 (nineteen years ago) link

"My son returns home from college; I am horrified to find that he is a nerd!"

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:58 (nineteen years ago) link

and don't forget that people's offboard personal traumas make for some of the most excruciatingly boring reading funny trolling on here.

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:59 (nineteen years ago) link

June 29th, 2004!!!!!!!1

FRIDAY IS THE ONE-YEAr annIVERSARY!!! FAP!!!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:02 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah i really don't understand the impulse some have of putting their business (including some personal traumas you would think might matter more to people than to let it be fucking messageboard fodder) all over ilx but then again i don't really get the blogging impulse either. some people are just 'sharers' i guess.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:02 (nineteen years ago) link

BLOUNTY TELL US YOUR SECRRETS

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:03 (nineteen years ago) link

What is Simtropolis?

A SimCity 4 forum and building/mod exchange for the game.

Chut up ok! ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I hated SimCity 4 and uninstalled my p1rated version :/

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:06 (nineteen years ago) link

hahaha blount on conan's 'secrets' segement!

― latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:06 (nineteen years ago) link

btw has everyone see this - http://ilx.p3r.net/newanswers.php?board=15 - fucking loco

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:07 (nineteen years ago) link

It was funnier with pictures of cuckoo clocks, loons and the evil queen from Snow White.

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:08 (nineteen years ago) link

one thing i find, well not disturbing, maybe just sad, is how some (many?) ilxors are outraged or distraught or having their minds blown at the possibility that someone somewhere out there that they've never actually met might not like them.

I'll speak to this, since the few flamewars I've gotten into on ILX (you guys know who you are, love ya!) have largely been exacerbated by my bafflement about people talking shit about me. It's not emotionally damaging to me at all, but I guess I just have this conception of myself as a pretty nice, likeable guy, and so when I run into someone making bizarre, hostile accusations toward me (or whatever), I just want to figure out where it's all coming from! So, you know, I pick at it, perhaps longer than necessary. But I mean, it is weird to me that someone might not like me!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:11 (nineteen years ago) link

and don't forget that people's offboard personal traumas make for some of the most excruciatingly boring reading on here.

it's a good thing i resisted the temptation to revive one of my more emo threads about ex-girlfriends tonight. believe me i'm still trying.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:13 (nineteen years ago) link

it's not weird to me why someone wouldn't like me, usually.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:14 (nineteen years ago) link

they're just jealous!

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:15 (nineteen years ago) link

i got really mad and jon williams once, but i think i was in a psychotic state when it happened. well, not really, but what happened was that my computer was broken and i was sort of panicked and he started making fun of me still using OS 9 (remember that meme?). he was trying to push my buttons and for some reason it was really working that time. then i sent him a few emails of the 'why are you doing this? chill out' variety and he posted them to the noise board. then he revived a thread about a car accident i got into just to make fun of me, which kind of stung.

aside from that i don't think ilx has ever really upset me. but that really did upset me.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:15 (nineteen years ago) link

dunno, just throwing that out there.

anyway those who've been put on the enemy list should take solace in the fact that they have defenders.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Jaymc, I feel completely, utterly, exacly as you do. Mega OTM. And part of that thought is the reason why I cut a million times back on my presence here. (xpost much)

― Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:16 (nineteen years ago) link

hi 'remy.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:17 (nineteen years ago) link

am, at least he didn't call you a nazi. and you did have jaymc to speak up for you.

woe.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:17 (nineteen years ago) link

sticks and stones..

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:18 (nineteen years ago) link

i dunno man, once hitler's involved, i draw the line.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:19 (nineteen years ago) link

(and hey, Am)

― Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:19 (nineteen years ago) link

on the in the ghetto thread, i shut up after i realised that i was talking out of my ass. i do change my mind about things, consider things diffferently...i think A made me a formalist, for one.

― anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Holy shit, that Kate board is fucking hazelnut rocky road loco bang bang!

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey Jer, howYOUdoin? ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Seriously, that needs to be carved out of ILX and transported to some kind of archive where it can be stored as an example of how INTERNET MAKE CRAZY.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm good, thanks for asking.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Share your most banal conversations with the world!

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Why would anyone want to cultivate the impression they were British?

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I think it's rather unfair for those folks who don't care that much about this board and people in it to put down those who do care. It's like some creepy kid running to you and saying, "HA HA! YOU HAVE FRIENDS! LOSER!". If this board and the people don't matter that much you, what's the point of mocking certain ILXors in the first place? What's the point of having an "enemy list" at all? What's the point of going to incredible lengths to harass someone here? I think people's right not be harassed, if they feel like being harassed, always goes before other people's rights to make fun of them. That's a basic rule of human interaction, no? Some folks tolerate these "jokes" better than others, and if they're not bothered, fine. But if a person specifically says he/she don't like those "jokes" and asks you to stop them, it should be common decency to do so.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:48 (nineteen years ago) link

ironing is delicious

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:50 (nineteen years ago) link

(Dude, have you not noticed that the people he's bullying are also bullies?)

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), July 25th, 2005.

― ***********************, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:52 (nineteen years ago) link

to an extent that's it isn't it? orbit and kate and tuomas don't like the taste of their own medicine or expect us to accept aaron zanders as a norm for social niceties. fuck that.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:56 (nineteen years ago) link

EVERYTHING I SAY IS A LIE

― KIRK (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:57 (nineteen years ago) link

ILX IS NOT A PRETEND TEA PARTY FOR YOUR MAGICAL TEDDY BEARS. THIS IS THE INTERNET; IT DOES NOT GET ANY HARDER THAN THIS YOU SOCKFUCKERS!!!!!!!

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:58 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.ffbooks.co.uk/images/n1/n8719.jpg

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:59 (nineteen years ago) link

People should just post more pictures of themselves and giggle lots more.

― Kiyoko Matsumoto (Grodd), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:00 (nineteen years ago) link

http://members.cox.net/mokwella/classic/imudd.jpg

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:00 (nineteen years ago) link

http://popculture.incompetech.com/images/mudd.jpeg

My head is going to explode thanks to the PURE LOGIC of Tuomas!

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:01 (nineteen years ago) link

i mean those of us who are able to leave the house without breaking into a cold sweat or are able to hold a job for more than three months without getting fired cuz we don't know how to act around people kinda resent that ile has basically become a shelter for people who find real life too hard or not worth it or who find the notion that you should occasionally talk to people that in the same room as you ridiculous or offensive. it seems rather unfair to demand we not give voice to our grievances, and to not name names under your own 'name' is the sort of cowardice kate practices when she slams people anonymously logged out. get a blog or buy a cat already.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:05 (nineteen years ago) link

http://centerclick.org:81/previews/archive/simpsons/p.cat_lady.mov.jpg

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:11 (nineteen years ago) link

to an extent that's it isn't it? orbit and kate and tuomas don't like the taste of their own medicine or expect us to accept aaron zanders as a norm for social niceties. fuck that.


Oh yeah, that's exactly what I was saying. I'm a bully and so is Kate. (To be fair to Kate, even if she has anger management problems she herself has admitted, I don't she her starting these attacks, she just reacts to them more viciously than others [and I'm not the one to blame her for that].) And this so called bullying is cured by bullying the bullies, as well as other people who take things "too seriously". If that's your attitude towards the people in here, I wish you'd take it elsewhere. Surely there are other boards where people aren't as serious and tight-ass as the folks here you so dislike.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:12 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't she her starting these attacks

Neighbour trouble

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:15 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost -- why would blount have to go and not you?

― Kiyoko Matsumoto (Grodd), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:15 (nineteen years ago) link

(x-post)

Yeah, sure you can point out if you think people here have personal problems, but why can't the noise dudes talk about the in a straightforward manner, instead of making snide remarks, calling people names and making fun of them behind they're backs? When you do that you just revert to level of your "enemies".

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:16 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost -- why would blount have to go and not you?

Because I suspect that most folks here still want to take this board seriously instead of letting it become a noise dude playground. If that's not the case, sure, I can leave.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Tuomas, you're being purposefully obtuse. "Noise dudes" aka ILXors you don't like are some of the most prolific and positive contributers to many discussions on here. There is no unified bloc working to "ruin ILX" as much as you and the rest of the old ladies having knitting chat on here would like to think.

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:21 (nineteen years ago) link

surely it's time everyone shook hands and put all this bickering behind them.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Because I suspect that most folks here still want to take this board seriously instead of letting it become a noise dude playground. If that's not the case, sure, I can leave.

a) no one wants to take this place serious, are you kidding?

b) you make it seem like being a noize dude is some sort of disease.

c) don't let the door hit you.

― Ridin' through the Galaxy, All I wanna do is drink a Pepsi (jaxon), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:22 (nineteen years ago) link

In Tuomas's defense, I really don't think it's fair to compare him to Orbit and Kate.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Out-group bias is a dud, regardless who does it. Go read the DMB fan comments on that thread for an illustration of this effect.

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:27 (nineteen years ago) link

"Out-group"?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Let us never speak of it again.

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:29 (nineteen years ago) link

ha.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Intergroup bias is the belief that one’s own group is better than all other groups. Even when categorization is arbitrary and unrelated to psychological characteristics, intergroup bias is still established. The mere categorization of people into groups can lead to increased attraction of in-group members and devaluation of out-group members. This is called the minimal group paradigm and was pioneered by Henri Taifel. In a study done by Howard and Rothbart (1980), subjects were randomly assigned to one of two different groups in which they did not know anyone. They were then presented with a mix of positive and negative information about their group, the in-group, and the other group, the out-group. Subjects had more favorable expectations about in-group members and more negative expectations about out-group members, even though they did not know the members of either group personally. This demonstrates the minimal group paradigm, which shows why something as meaningless as being a sports fan can lead to such discrimination against fans of opposing teams. In-group members tend to behave in more prosocial ways and be more cooperative toward other in-group members than to out-group members. Sports fans obviously are more prosocial and cooperative toward the in-group members then the out-group. Rarely will fights occur between two Packers fans, but it is common to see fights between Packers and Bronco fans.

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I disagree

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:33 (nineteen years ago) link

The out-group homogeneity effect suggests that out-group members are not only seen as being different from the in-group, but also seen as being more interchangeable with each other. They are perceived as being more similar in their characteristics, opinions, and behaviors then in-group members. Packers fans look at Broncos fans and think "they are all alike." This effect can be caused by many things. It could be because of minimal contact with out-group members or the nature of the contact with these members. When fans of the Packers and Broncos come together for the purpose of cheering their team to victory, group members are likely to display a uniform set of behaviors relevant to the specific context. If it is only that set of circumstances where the Packers fans have contact with Broncos fans, it is unlikely that much diversity of out-group members will be appreciated. Memory processes may also contribute to the out-group homogeneity effect. An in-group member can think of specific representatives from their group, but they think more abstractly of out-groups (Judd & Park, 1988). Because of a failure to retrieve specific examples of a Broncos fan, Packers fans perceive Broncos fans as being homogeneous to each other.

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:33 (nineteen years ago) link

the packers and broncos are not rivals

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:33 (nineteen years ago) link

hahahaha

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:33 (nineteen years ago) link

well there was that one super bowl i suppose

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Recent studies have shown that even the language used to refer to in-group andden34392.jpg (5713 bytes) out-group status helps create intergroup bias. By using pronouns such as "we" or "they" and "us" and "them," in-group, out-group bias can be emphasized. Packers fans who say "We are going to win today, and they are going to loose" are viewing themselves as part of the team and demonstrating intergroup bias. The mere categorization of people into groups leads people to the processing of information about in-groups and out-groups in ways that cause intergroup differences to appear legitimate and justified (Hamilton & Trolier, 1986). A Packers fan sees all of the other members of his in-group as being similar only in positive traits. Differences between them are accentuated when they are favorable to the in-group, but are minimized if they are favorable to the out-group (Brewer & Kramer, 1985). This leads to a more positive opinion of the in-group over the out-group. Sports fans of all kinds will continue to see their in-group as being superior over the out-group, whether they know the members personally or not.

― Even Sorority Girls Can Learn It! (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:34 (nineteen years ago) link

but even then the goodwill towards veteran quarterback john elway and his quest for the elusive super bowl championship overwhelmed any true hatred for the other team, it seemed to me.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:35 (nineteen years ago) link

packer quarterback brett favre himself was probably happy to see elway win finally, even though the loss was undoubtedly tough on him

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Tuomas, you're being purposefully obtuse. "Noise dudes" aka ILXors you don't like are some of the most prolific and positive contributers to many discussions on here. There is no unified bloc working to "ruin ILX" as much as you and the rest of the old ladies having knitting chat on here would like to think.

OTM, of course, and until this thread, I hadn't checked into the noize board to see who was dissing me for my habitual overwrought-ness and dickishness for months.

I can't imagine hating any of these people. IRL, I'd probably find them a little nerdy for my tastes and leave them alone.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:36 (nineteen years ago) link

overlooked in the excellent elway performance in that game and, in fact, throughout the entire postseason, was perhaps the contribution of RB Terrell davis, a superior runner, blocker, and receiver out of the backfield.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:36 (nineteen years ago) link

however, his career was cut sadly short by injuries, a potential hall of fame runner whose prime was too short for induction into canton

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:37 (nineteen years ago) link

he's one of the few runners in history to eclipse 2000 yards, along with Barry Sanders, Eric Dickerson, Jamal Lewis, and OJ Simpson.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:38 (nineteen years ago) link

2000 yards in a season that is.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:38 (nineteen years ago) link


I can't imagine hating any of these people. IRL, I'd probably find them a little nerdy for my tastes and leave them alone.

-- Paunchy Stratego (fluxion2...) (webmail), July 27th, 2005 3:36 AM. (kenan) (later) (link)

Forsaking us to cuddle with Orbit and listen to vinyl? :D

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:38 (nineteen years ago) link

many have argued that it wasn't davis' running ability but rather the prolific offensive attack constructed by Mike Shanahan that led to his huge numbers, an argument solidified for some by the breakout seasons by those who have emerged in his wake (Mike Anderson, Clinton Portis, and others). Portis, a young Rb whose first two seasons rank among the best first two seasons ever, suffered a decline in production in his third season in Washington.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Tuomas, you're being purposefully obtuse. "Noise dudes" aka ILXors you don't like are some of the most prolific and positive contributers to many discussions on here.

Okay, I actually agree on that. I have nothing against the "noise dudes" in general, but I do detest and have always detested bullying and mocking people. Noise dudes in general are fun, but if/when they start the bullying, I see red. Even if you think your targets deserve the mockery (and who's to judge that), do you think it'll cure anything? Change anything? Or make things worse? (Note: I'm not saying it's just noise dudes who do this.) Remember Jon when you were under a similar attack from Amazing Randy/Jakc? I defended you then, even though a lot of the folks here said you just got what you deserved, because I don't think that sort of shit is ever acceptable.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:42 (nineteen years ago) link

some have even suggested that the thin air in denver contributes to a quicker exhaustion for opposing defenses not used to the environment, and therefore handling quick, bruising tailbacks and fullbacks isn't as easy, so offenses on the ground pile up bigger numbers.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Paunchy's coddling of Orbit blinds her to the fact that he is the epitome of what she rails against in her misandric diatribes.

― Kiyoko Matsumoto (Grodd), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:43 (nineteen years ago) link

however, no one before or since terrell davis has managed to come remotely close to his numbers in his final full season: 2008 yards rushing and 23 TDs (21 on the ground). The numbers speak for themselves.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:45 (nineteen years ago) link

ihttp://home.pages.at/mywalls/Terrell%20Davis.jpg

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:46 (nineteen years ago) link

gear i'd give td a shot at canton - those broncos teams are weirdly underrated now but were incredible, that 98 one is the last one i can remember that (to me) looked like they could go undefeated, and td was the reason why they were great. weirdly i think he's been hurt more by the success of his successors - people figure it's the system but don't remember that while yeah gary or anderson or portis or droughns might've had great seasons they weren't anywhere near the dominance of td. if tom brady's in (and he is) then i'd give td a vote too.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Tuomas, not to split hairs but there's a very clear line between being enough of a dick to sign your name to everything nasty you say and using a group pseudonym for the expressed purpose of silencing someone on a site via perpetual harassment.

(I wonder who it was?)

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:47 (nineteen years ago) link

gear i'd give td a shot at canton - those broncos teams are weirdly underrated now but were incredible, that 98 one is the last one i can remember that (to me) looked like they could go undefeated, and td was the reason why they were great. weirdly i think he's been hurt more by the success of his successors - people figure it's the system but don't remember that while yeah gary or anderson or portis or droughns might've had great seasons they weren't anywhere near the dominance of td. if tom brady's in (and he is) then i'd give td a vote too.

xposts obv. portis bounces back this year i bet.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:48 (nineteen years ago) link

jon it was kate

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:48 (nineteen years ago) link

http://iml.jou.ufl.edu/projects/Fall03/Dawson/salute.jpg

I agree blount because I think his brief period of dominance was so great that he should be an exception. Much like Palmeiro in baseball will be an expection based on superior, consistent production over a long, long period of time (if not exactly top 10 in any given season), he should be given a pass based on top 3 production over a brief span.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:49 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't think it was kate!

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:50 (nineteen years ago) link

it was stence and gygax

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:51 (nineteen years ago) link

to an extent that's it isn't it? orbit and kate and tuomas don't like the taste of their own medicine or expect us to accept aaron zanders as a norm for social niceties. fuck that.

tuomas is a bully? i need to check urbandictionary.com again to check up on what a bully is. even kate i have never really seen as a bully. sure, she (and maybe tuomas, although i have never really noticed it before) might be angry at times, i don't think she's a bully either. at the end of the day WHO FRIGGING WORRIES over this? even in *IRL* if you don't like someone, ignore'em, move on, talk to people you care. let them shout at you. why waste time interacting with'em? i know that's easy to say, but still... give it a try. (i know this will come back to bite me in my fat ass.)

― nathalie's body's designed for two (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:52 (nineteen years ago) link

great production over a brief span: isn't that the koufax rule?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:52 (nineteen years ago) link

It was a wite kid who got sonned in a noise board beef.

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:53 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah the koufax rule (or more to the point the gayle sayers rule), the thing is we're talking about the football hall of fame which doesn't make nearly as much sense as the baseball hall of fame (while still making alot more sense than the basketball hall of fame - no nique? are you fucking kidding me?) so you never can tell. i think bo jackson should be in both hall of fames.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Tuomas, not to split hairs but there's a very clear line between being enough of a dick to sign your name to everything nasty you say and using a group pseudonym for the expressed purpose of silencing someone on a site via perpetual harassment.


I definitely agree, but doesn't being a smaller dick still make you a dick?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Orbit may have a lot of misdirected passion, like most of us around here, but she's not who you think she is. She may be a bit of a hippy, but "misandry" is way off the mark. And I don't see the point of making her a target.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:03 (nineteen years ago) link

misandry is one of those words that doesn't seem like it has enough syllables to actually mean what it means.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, even though the hiding behind the Randy/Jakc pseudonym was despicable and their attacks weren't on the same level as what you have done recently, in a sense that situation was similar to what we have now: many ILXors thought you were acting extremely irritating, and then someone started an attack towards you because of that. One would think you'd sympathize with Kate and Orbit a bit more because of what happened to you.

(xx-post)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh stop arguing all of you or I'll be forced to get my boobs out. And believe me you DONT want that.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:08 (nineteen years ago) link

haha, amateurist otm.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:08 (nineteen years ago) link

trayce, i don't believe you.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:09 (nineteen years ago) link

You dont believe I would, or dont believe it isnt worth it? ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Mmmm, boobs...

I'm sorry, what were talking about again?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:10 (nineteen years ago) link

(I emailed Orbit off ILX and told her I didn't plan on continuing. Didn't apologize.)

I don't sympathize with Kate at all and I hope that she chokes on her own vomit, walking abortion that she is.

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:10 (nineteen years ago) link

tuomas, have you read james hogg's Confessions of a Justified Sinner?

― Kiyoko Matsumoto (Grodd), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:10 (nineteen years ago) link

(xxxpost) the latter.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:11 (nineteen years ago) link

If this thread ends in tits, everything will be healed.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:12 (nineteen years ago) link

(I googled for "loin king" hoping to find lion king porn to juxtapose with "Can't You Feel the Love Tonight" but no dice)

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:14 (nineteen years ago) link

"the love tonight: i'm just not feelin' it"

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:14 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.danbalsam.com/travel/kenya/lions/LionSex_3.jpg

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:16 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.danbalsam.com/travel/kenya/lions/LionSex_2.jpg

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:16 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't sympathize with Kate at all and I hope that she chokes on her own vomit, walking abortion that she is.

Jesus, dude. Kate's a fucked-up little girl who's outgrown her own skin. That's not a crime. Not even immoral. Just fucked-up. I'm fucked-up, too, so I kinda relate.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:16 (nineteen years ago) link


http://www.danbalsam.com/travel/kenya/lions/LionSex_1.jpg
I can see what's happening What?
And they don't have a clue Who?
They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line
Our trio's down to two. Oh.
http://www.danbalsam.com/travel/kenya/lions/LionSex_2.jpg
The sweet caress of twilight
There's magic everywhere
And with all this romantic atmosphere
Disaster's in the air

Can you feel the love tonight
The peace the evening brings
The world for once in perfect harmony
With all its living things
http://www.danbalsam.com/travel/kenya/lions/LionSex_3.jpg
So many things to tell her
But how to make her see
The truth about my past, impossible
She'd turn away from me

He's holding back, he's hiding
But what, I can't decide
Why won't he be the king I know he is?
The king I see inside?

Can you feel the love tonight?
The peace the evening brings
The world, for once, in perfect harmony
With all its living things

Can you feel the love tonight?
You needn't look too far
Stealing through the night's uncertainties
Love is where they are

And if he feels the love tonight
In the way I do

It's enough for this restless wanderer

Just to be with you.
http://www.danbalsam.com/travel/kenya/lions/LionSex_4.jpg

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't sympathize with Kate at all

i agree with this part. kate gives as good as she gets and she certainly doesn't need to be 'stood up for'

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:19 (nineteen years ago) link

"ts: who is more socially crippled noize dudes or their detractors and why"

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:19 (nineteen years ago) link

says the guy who spent about 12 hours in front of the computer today

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:20 (nineteen years ago) link

says the guy who spent about 12 hours in front of the computer today

singular?

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:23 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah but I have 2 midi keyboards here

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:23 (nineteen years ago) link

kate gives as good as she gets and she certainly doesn't need to be 'stood up for'

Oh, I'm not standing up for her. She's a nut. But I know a lot of nuts, and hardly any of them deserve the kind of abuse that's regularly doled out to Kate on the noize board. Yeah yeah, she can ignore it, whatever. It's still some bullshit, is what I'm saying.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:24 (nineteen years ago) link

I have 200 dirty mpegs.

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:25 (nineteen years ago) link

thank you, by the way, for letting me relive my pubescent Lion King themed erotic dreams. thanks a lot.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:25 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.campusmischief.com/mischief/media/237.jpg http://www.campusmischief.com/mischief/media/238.jpg

― Altavista, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:27 (nineteen years ago) link

TOO MUCH ALL ENGINES FULL REVERSE

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:27 (nineteen years ago) link

mmm... drippy vadge.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm ashamed of helping to take the thread in this dirty, dirty new direction

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:32 (nineteen years ago) link

You should be proud. It was dirty to begin with. Now it's filthy.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:33 (nineteen years ago) link

WHERE IS "RIMBA" THE LION?

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:35 (nineteen years ago) link

This is going to be a great present for everyone getting to work in the next few hours!!!!!

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I assume I should be saying "yay for having hide images on" at the moment *scared look*.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Open your heart to the love that we can share only through tender emails of fury porn in all the most erotic MIME types.

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:47 (nineteen years ago) link

I assume you meant "furry porn" unless you're into like, YuGiOh fite porn or something ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:50 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.campusmischief.com/mischief/media/253.gif

― HELY SHIT!, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:50 (nineteen years ago) link

lengthy careers in football are so rare that I think extremely exceptional production over a brief period of time should definitely be considered. now baseball is another matter, hence the fact that Don Mattingly will not get into the hall despite five seasons of remarkable play.

Dominique Wilkins not being in the basketball hall is one of the stupidest oversights around. i'd also rep for adrian dantley and mark aguirre (neither of whom are in, i believe?). I think 'nique suffers for always being considered "a pretender to Jordan's throne", when if Jordan had never played the game he would quite rightly be considered the most electrifying scorer of the '80s.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:57 (nineteen years ago) link

i think probably fully half of ilxors (and maybe 2/3rds of the ones i like) are total assholes in one way or another. what i don't get is the energy to get into this shit with each other. or the idea that it will change anything. anyone ever been notably different in opinion or style after a big ilx blowout? yeah, happens all the time doesn't it. check yr s.e. hinton again folx, u fight cos it's fun.

― geoff (gcannon), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 08:19 (nineteen years ago) link

lets just all have an ILX mega-orgy and sort our feelings out...together.

― latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 08:23 (nineteen years ago) link

ok!

― geoff (gcannon), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 08:24 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.american-buddha.com/aeyes9a_small1.jpg
http://www.spietati.it/archivio/images/foto-e/ews3.jpg

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 08:27 (nineteen years ago) link

you know i've always meant to start a "explain me: sports" thread but it would just devolve into me talking abt my dad. that ol personal filter kicking in...

― geoff (gcannon), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 08:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Jesus, dude. Kate's a fucked-up little girl who's outgrown her own skin. That's not a crime. Not even immoral. Just fucked-up. I'm fucked-up, too, so I kinda relate.

Jon is parroting back two direct quotes that Kate said about him, Kenan. There's a little more history going on here than you know.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:58 (nineteen years ago) link

knitting chats rule!

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:05 (nineteen years ago) link

I just thought being on the list was funny, I don't see how it is bullying, etc.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Jon is parroting back two direct quotes that Kate said about him, Kenan. There's a little more history going on here than you know.


Yeah, but there was a context to that (plus the history between Kate and Jon). I'm not saying Kate didn't overreact though.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:14 (nineteen years ago) link

haha, 'history' implies that they were DOING IT.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:15 (nineteen years ago) link

SHHHHH!!!!

― N_RQ, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:17 (nineteen years ago) link

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Tuomas, the issue is that Kate ALWAYS overreacts and if you tell her she's overreacting she screams at you, too. I'm pretty much done with her and this conversation; I know I can't stay on this board and lead a Kate-free life but after this post I intend to try as hard as I can. I think in the long run we'll both be happier. (Well honestly I'll be happier and that's all I can reasonably control.)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:20 (nineteen years ago) link

dan have you seen her 'all i wanted was a pepsi, just ONE pepsi' board? good times

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:24 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't get any of this. if i ask questions, will someone answer?

a) what is noise board?
b) enemy list, muh?
c) what's this thread about anyway?
d) am i an enemy?
e) wtf?

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I think Kate has pretty openly admitted here that she has anger management problems. And given the history between Jon and Kate I can sorta understand the reaction, even if it is extreme. Certainly it doesn't warrant for the recent bout of harassment. The thing is, Jon knows Kate hates here, but instead of leaving it to that he picks it like an old scar. The best thing to do would be if they both just ignored each other, which seems to have been the case until recently.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:30 (nineteen years ago) link

best thing for whom?

― N_RQ, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:33 (nineteen years ago) link

To both of them, and to the general peace of this board.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Tuomas knows Jon hates him, but instead of leaving it to that he picks it like an old scar. The best thing to do would be if they both just ignored each other, which seems to have been the case until recently.

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:36 (nineteen years ago) link

well, i'd leave it to them if it's for their own good; but 'general peace' is not really ilx's usp, now, is it?

xpost

― N_RQ, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Jon, until the recent events I've thought you're okay, and I'm still willing to give you a second chance, because you don't seem like a rotten person all in all. But I guess you have a point, I've said all I have to say about the issue, I'll cease now.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:55 (nineteen years ago) link

There are three people making ILE rather unpleasant at the mo.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:57 (nineteen years ago) link

http://redoks.blogspirit.com/images/medium_keane.3.jpg

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:57 (nineteen years ago) link

LESS INTARWEB DRAMA MORE CARTOON PORN

― KTHXBY, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:59 (nineteen years ago) link

I find it amazing people didn't think they were annoying on the internet.

― Mendoza Lineman (Carey), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 13:25 (nineteen years ago) link

i think that i spend more time then i should, but ive been really sick, ive been stuck in the suburbs, and ive been writing--its an easy temptation to go to my email for a pitch, or to send an ms, or to do some research, or even to write and have it on.

im a sharer, and i am because i thot the community was civil, kind and fair. i am no longer sure that is the case, esp wrt kate--who has never been anything but kind to me, and who has been less trollish then some regulars.

i think that said, i frame the discussions as socratic, i assume that i know less then people like A, for example, and until recently i try to ask more questions then i answer--ie what do you think, discuss, etc. i think as well my recent discussions about A as a homophobe have been fairly ridcolous. (sp) I tend to be sexual(ity) obessed--and i tend to view t hings from a gender/queer lens. This is the opposite of the formal, almost cold, mostly sexless readings that A makes. I cannot assume that a refusal to talk about sexuality (in Mr and Mrs Smith, in Elephant, in The thread about the new Simpson single, in some Sirk threads, in the discussions around Minelli and Eisestein--thats 5 btw) immedaitely as a fear of a queer planet.

A has been much more dismissive, mocking, agressive and hating of me then I have of him--and he let James do the heavy lifting on this thread--and i have never interacted with James (not on purpose, of course). I woke up less upset then when i fell asleep , because i need to aware of my talents and not let people fuck with them.

and yeah, i do spend more time here then i did when i was in TO for example--but thats mostly being sick and being stuck in the suburbs. bad excuses maybe

― anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 13:47 (nineteen years ago) link

james doesn't speak for me here btw.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 17:29 (nineteen years ago) link

"LESS INTARWEB DRAMA MORE CARTOON PORN"

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-1127-1122489734.jpg

― LOCKER ROOM TOWEL FIGHT: THE BLINDING OF LARRY DRISCOLL (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link

*masturbates furiously*

― YES!, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link

the only sensible people here are the dudes talking about Elway and Favre.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 20:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Favre sucks. He can't even pronounce his own name.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 20:47 (nineteen years ago) link

What I always loved about John Elway was his ability under pressure. Those legendary fourth-quarter comebacks are truly the stuff of legend. However more interesting is the fact that for the first half of his career he was more of a slinger and not a great QB. Whereas someone like Peyton Manning or Brett Favre arrived and began dominating within a couple of seasons, the truly "great" seasons of Elway's career were his final six years, when his interceptions dropped considerably and his TD passes jumped up. It was at that point that the statistics and the resultant championships finally lived up to the legend. As Blount noted, Terrell Davis played a large part in this as well (finally giving Elway a RB that took the pressure off the passing game).

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 20:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Brett Favre, when he retires, (whenever that might be! lol!!) might be the greatest passer to ever play the game. I imagine Manning or Culpepper or McNabb or Bulger (lols! kidding on that last one!) might approach his numbers to a degree, but he's played at such a high level for such a long time, he's won three MVP awards, and at the tail end of his career he's going out not like Tom Glavine but rather like Roger Clemens. It's a testament to how much he's liked that he's possibly the most popular football player in Illinois as well as Wisconsin, despite the Chicago Bears.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 20:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Fuck an Elway

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/nfl/_photos/2004-09-14-bush.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link

also, gear had me going until the (lols! kidding on that last one!)'s from his last post.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 20:59 (nineteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.subway.co.jp/jared/image/img11.gif

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 21:02 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.wimzie.com/wimz_img/j1txt.gif

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 21:15 (nineteen years ago) link

::trolling deleted::

― baa baa black sheep (eman), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 21:17 (nineteen years ago) link

::pat::

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 21:34 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.subway.co.jp/jared/image/img11.gif

― ghetty green (eman), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 21:40 (nineteen years ago) link

JAPANTHER (tentative)

― Boring Satanic Space Jazz (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 21:43 (nineteen years ago) link

ROFFLE

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 22:10 (nineteen years ago) link

d'elicious

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 22:14 (nineteen years ago) link

http://del.icio.us/tag/noise/

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 22:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm looking at the board like all friggin day and I still have like zero idea what particular heap of sand has gotten all up in ILX's collective vagina: clearly I have really bad thread-selection skills. This sucks cause this is just the kind of time where I'd like to pretend to be all sensible and evenhanded and have insightful opinions about what's wrong with everyone who's not me. Missed opportunities, man, missed opportunities.

On the plus side omg Jaymc's XXX-post is one of the better things ever in the history of ILX, even though Trayce-boobies are hopefully just NC-17 at best, and even then only if she's doing something interesting with them. Maybe if everyone posted pictures of themselves naked and playing with puppies that would restore good will across the entirety of the wh3rd.

― nabiscothingy, Thursday, 28 July 2005 00:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Shorter AntiNoizeBoard:
"After we fight we make up with HUGS!! NoizeBoard are JEALOUS!!"
Shorter NoizeBoard Response:
"HUGS!! Ew Ew EEW HUGS ARE GAY and for GURLS!! We totally never ever want ever to be seen to be imagining ever that we would also sometimes wanting hugs EEW never EVER"
NoizeBoarders:
))))ROFFLE((((

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 28 July 2005 00:36 (nineteen years ago) link

That wasn't terribly funny.

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Thursday, 28 July 2005 00:41 (nineteen years ago) link

d'elicious

-- Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr_...), July 27th, 2005 12:14 AM. (dr g) (later) (admin)

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 28 July 2005 00:45 (nineteen years ago) link

dean!! i just worked out who you are!! i knew you were a regular w.a new name!!

sorry this is mighty dim and slow of me --- everyone else just look away plz

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 28 July 2005 00:47 (nineteen years ago) link

http://homepages.nyu.edu/~elb232/pugbaby2.jpg

:]

― LOCKER ROOM TOWEL FIGHT: THE BLINDING OF LARRY DRISCOLL (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 28 July 2005 00:59 (nineteen years ago) link

oo here is my catamite w.my "enhanced" gerbil

erm but the only reason i am up late posting semi-successful social satire is that i have a HORRIBLE TUMMYBUG so their services will not be required :\

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 28 July 2005 01:03 (nineteen years ago) link

scorned!

http://jenshi.ranchoweb.com/possum/Picture_0368.JPG

― LOCKER ROOM TOWEL FIGHT: THE BLINDING OF LARRY DRISCOLL (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 28 July 2005 01:21 (nineteen years ago) link

who is dr. g?

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 28 July 2005 01:32 (nineteen years ago) link

GET ME HONEY DANIELS!

― Mendoza Lineman (Carey), Thursday, 28 July 2005 02:48 (nineteen years ago) link


JUNKY

― huell howser (chaki), Thursday, 28 July 2005 09:17 (nineteen years ago) link

I couldn't be arsed to go on the interweb yesterday, and thus have not seen anything posted on this thread since abt 6pm gmt Tuesday. Should I bother catching up, or not? Any pearls of wisdom? Any funneyz?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 28 July 2005 09:59 (nineteen years ago) link

dunno. i tried to get to the bottom of it, but was ignored.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 28 July 2005 10:10 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...
I've been locked out of posting there, I guess I am the enemy...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 19 September 2005 22:39 (nineteen years ago) link

spencer mfi locked out (screaming faggot in a crowded theatre -- PREEMPTIVE)

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 19 September 2005 22:42 (nineteen years ago) link

THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE WE DISCUSS WHY WE ARE BANNED FROM THE NOISE BOARD

― don't be jerk, this is china (FE7), Monday, 19 September 2005 22:45 (nineteen years ago) link

HAHA IS THE WHOLE NOISE BOARD BEEF WITH ORBIT AND KATE BECAUSE JON THINKS THEY WERE RANDY????????? HAHAHA OMG MAJOR MAJOR ROFFLEZ!!!

― PWND, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 00:45 (nineteen years ago) link

hey capstroll
i just wanted to say
i had no idea you were fat and jewish and homosexual
i'm sorry

― zzz, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 00:47 (nineteen years ago) link

i am 100% sure that nobody thinks orbit was amazing randy

― jimmy glass (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 01:03 (nineteen years ago) link

unamazing, randy

― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 01:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE CUSTOS

― ZZZ, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 01:19 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
good times, good times

― bobby bedelia, Sunday, 15 April 2007 04:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Never forget?

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 15 April 2007 04:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Hahah is THIS where I threatened to get my tits out? And it resulted in my Jinglesmith song. Now everything makes sense.

― Trayce, Sunday, 15 April 2007 05:33 (seventeen years ago) link

harem.

― Jeff, Sunday, 15 April 2007 05:46 (seventeen years ago) link

that's numberwang

― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 15 April 2007 09:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm less noize board enemy and more overexcited puppy noize board kicks and spits on, I think.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 15 April 2007 09:28 (seventeen years ago) link

no, i think the consensus over there is that you're the enemy.

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 15 April 2007 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

boobs are R rated not NC 17

― JW, Sunday, 15 April 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I will never look at a woman again without seeing an MPAA rating.

― Abbott, Sunday, 15 April 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link


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