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― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

SUPER BOWL CITY

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

I saw that too late

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

It's fine, don't be so touchy

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://the-replacements.warnerbros.com/img/photobook/horizontal/photo33.jpg

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

where did everyone go?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha i was just looking through my notes for a story i'm writing and came across this, which i scrawled down under the title "newz u can uze": STOP TALKING YOU FUCKER, I BET YOU ARE A TOTALLY NICE DUDE BUT I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR THIS GODDAMN BORING BULLSHIT FOR ONE SECOND LONGER OH MY GOD I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU SWEET INFANT JESUS SHUUUUUUUT UPPPPPPP

i think it was from a meeting on fruits and vegetables i went to a couple weeks back?

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahahaha yeah I get like that when I'm listening to my voice mails at work, my notepad is full of nothing like "STFU THIS WOMAN IS CRAZY HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO ANSWER THIS SAME QUESTION FROM YOU WRITE IT DOWN NEXT TIME YOU DIPSHIT" etc. I hope no one ever looks thru my notepad but they fucking log onto my computer when I'm out so I'm sure they rummage through my shit as well.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

my stenopads are the scrawlings of a madman: docket numbers, passwords, phone numbers, reminders to do things, addresses, question marks, citations, my funny arrows that i make

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

ok the deal is that I think I am getting sick. Will have to keep low because I cannot be sick while throwing a party, that's just like being Typhoid Mary or something.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

eat one orange

if that doesnt work eat one orangutan

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

hello everyone, sorry but no one ever posts on the wisconsin thread

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

woah shit. i was sick monday-wednesday but somehow didn't get too bad. i always drink gallons and gallons of OJ whenever I get the slightest tickle in my throat but obvs yr immune system is different.

xpost: hey dude hey dude

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

i think i'm getting sick too, but i'm trying to fight it off with green tea and alcohol and shows.

hey haikunym!

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

Getting more coffee was bad idea xpost to everyone ever

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

hey dude we are all-inclusive here, we are America's capitol so everyone is invited.

I have no option to drink OJ right now, maybe I will drink airborne?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

I have been convinced for a long time now that airborne required HOT water but reading the directions it plainly says COLD water--wtf was I thinking?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

man, i wanna go back to paris
maybe if i spent less money on clothes and stopped drinking all the beers

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

KLG sez airborne is BS, with no active ingredients and basically does nothing but you know how she is! love that girl!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

It has the same "active ingredients" as orange juice, it's just an antioxidant/super dose of Vitamin C. So maybe you should ask her about the OJ too!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

isn't it like.. your body can only use so much vitamin c per day anyhow, so beyond that is no good

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

oh ho ho ho! and she agrees with me that OJ works. (at least for me it does.) KLG=busted.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

That is true of most vitamins etc (besides the ones that you can get poisoned by?!) and it will flush out the excess. People who smoke require a higher dose of vitamin C per day however because something in nicotene prevents proper absorption of vitamin C.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

i think it's generally true of all water-soluble vitamins. it's the fat-soluble ones that are usually overdose trouble.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

time release u r a treat

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

my daily vitamin c intake is negative 6 oranges or so.

all of you sickos stay away from me

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

KLG is probably just reacting to the way certain people regard things like airborne or echinachea pills and that kind of thing, like they are supposed to cure your illnesses, when in fact like any kind of nutritional supplement they are just meant to boost your immune system by replenishing vitamins and minerals that best maintain your body's ability to fight off colds.

xpost and most minerals too, right? Maybe minerals = fat-soluble and I am looking douchey right now.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

alex is that was true you would have scurvy.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah the Airborne Vitamin C thing basically just means you have more expensive urine. But some angry science guy says that if taken as directed, it'll lead to a Vitamin A overdose, whatever that would look like.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

KLG is probably just reacting to the way certain people regard things like airborne or echinachea pills and that kind of thing, like they are supposed to cure your illnesses, when in fact like any kind of nutritional supplement they are just meant to boost your immune system by replenishing vitamins and minerals that best maintain your body's ability to fight off colds.

Yep--probably OTM. If she was around she'd agree, but it sounds like she's taking a nap in cat vomit the last we heard from her.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

a person with the ailment looks pale, feels depressed, and is partially immobilized.

UH OH

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha you are dead and you have scurvy

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

dude alex I have known a person who got scurvy and you do not have scurvy, yet

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

The Tolerable Upper Intake Level (UL) for vitamin A, for a 25-year old male, is 3,000 micrograms/day, or about 10,000 IU.

Too much vitamin A can be harmful or fatal, resulting in what is known as hypervitaminosis A. The body converts the dimerized form, carotene, into vitamin A as it is needed, therefore high levels of carotene are not toxic compared to the ester (animal) forms. The livers of certain animals, especially those adapted to polar environments, often contain amounts of vitamin A that would be toxic to humans. Thus, vitamin A toxicity is typically reported in arctic explorers and people taking large doses of synthetic vitamin A. The first documented (citation?) death due to vitamin A poisoning was Xavier Mertz, a Swiss scientist who died in January 1913 on an Antarctic expedition that had lost its food supplies and fell to eating its sled dogs. Mertz consumed lethal amounts of vitamin A by eating the dogs' livers. Just 0.3 grams of the liver of the polar bear contains the upper intake level.[2]. If eaten in one meal, 30 to 90 grams is enough to kill a human being, or to make even sled dogs very ill.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

"Expensive urine" is also the argument used against vitamin supplements but it's very difficult, especially if you have some kind of deficiency or engage in activities like drinking or smoking that can reduce your ability to intake certain vitamins, to get your actual daily values of a lot of things without eating like 700 things per day. That's a false statement; your urine will be expensive with one thing that you did get enough of for the day, but your body will be expensive with the result of things you were low on for the day. I mean, as long as you aren't being completely retarded and getting like 17,000% of your iron for the day or something.

xpost HI THERE ARGUMENT FOR NEVER EATING LIVER

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

i was hoping overdose would = lazer eyes or something

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

Your urine will also be expensive urine if you don't drink enough non-alcholic/non-caffeinated beverages per day too, so all of you should start saving your pee and trying to sell it on eBay for PROFIT.

xpost that's an overdose of beta carotene.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

xavier mertz, your liver's so fragile
really need to keep it safe

(guitar noise)

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

I can't believe you knew a guy who got fucking scurvy, still. I mean, all you'd have to do to avoid scurvy is, like, eat ANYTHING besides cheetos. Like, I mean, Lucky Charms have fucking vitamin C in them!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

also it looks like Xavier died on the Mawson expedition to Antartica, one of the few I have not read up on (I think Mawson was Australian, FWIW) so lucky yous guys I can't bore you with lame-o facts about Mawson.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

is everybody keeping up with that Boston Lite Brite Hair Press Conference awesomeness?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

I want to say that people in Boston must be fucking mentally disabled or something to think those things were bombs, but you know what? I KNOW that if you stuck a couple of those down on K St or by the capitol, there'd be another insane rock 'n' roll evacuation going on, people abandoning ship, running through the streets screaming, Ted Kennedy driving around with his stupid poodle, etc. Sigh.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

the 'idiocracy' thread is out of control! this is why i never read the rest of the board except for speculating on presidential candidates..!

You're all morons.
-- n/a January 31st, 2007.

It's because we come from the future.
-- Candy: tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy.

According to IMDB, the only characters with names at all are Joe, Rita, Frito, Upgrayedd, Sgt. Keller, Judge Hank "The Hangman" BMW, Officer Collins, President Camacho, and Beef Supreme.

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

guys does this game look awesome
http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2007/016/929240_20070117_screen005.jpg http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2006/235/929240_20060824_screen008.jpg

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

it was awesome until they ran it through a photoshop filter?

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

why the fuck did i check in on the presidential candidate thread

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

In fact if it weren't for the fact that it features a Shark-Faced Man, I'd say it looks exactly like every other fucking stupid Japanese pamby boy "everyone is androgynous and this is a thinly veiled Christian metaphor" video game in the entire world that has ever existed.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

are you sure that's a video game?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

the shark faced man and the robot, though. and the pirate. it is a game where you are a space pirate with robot friends and a shark version of jar jar binks, I think.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

great moments in american politics: Sun Myung Moon crowned King of Peace at Senate Building

if you wanna crown em, then go ahead and crown em!

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

by which I mean it is a game where you are a metaphor for Jesus obv

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

I fucking hate Japan.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

daria I think you mean crown they ass

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

the problem with the politics thread i'm realizing is everyone is writing from the perspective of "i don't have to be all that precise about what i write, 'cause i know how things really work and U R ALL MORANS"
i mean i'm doing it too
d'oh

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

that could be extrapolated to all of ilx i think

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

no, dar1a, the problem with that and any political thread is that Shakey Mo Cuntbags is posting on it. He manages to turn threads about light bulbs into douchepatrols.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

no wait let me phrase that like he would

uh excuse me but have you ever met Shakey Mo? LOL

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

oh hey alex would you be interested in attending all of this trivia girls' party on saturday? i cannot decide.

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sorry but I just read like three threads in a row that he featured decently heavily on and HE STARTS EVERY FUCKING POST WITH "UHHHHH insulting condescension here" and it's like NO stop cease + desist.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

i thought that was what was happening. didn't sarcasm go out of style?

oh no.. gavin newsom is like 20 times as much a patrick bateman as tom brady is.

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

yeah probably zr, i don't know. a PROMINANT BLOGEUR also invited me to a party, but trivia girls are better than bloggers

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

ooooooh! is it ariana?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

no i would go to an arianna party, she's RICH and has hot daughters

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

also she's HOT

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

ok this day is dragging

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

fucking a isn't it?

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.space-dogs.com/images/homepageimg.jpg

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

i'm ready to just start punching myself in the head to create entertainment for myself

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

yeah we'll consult tomorrow. i think they might be trying to throw ladies our way after monday's sordid revelations, is all.

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

BACK UP, SORDID REVELATIONS?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

oh man i forgot about that

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

did you write back? make sure to alert them: NO FATTIES

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

ally, zr and i are virgins, remember?

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

virgintarians

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

I think you are playing me as to not have to reveal the true revelations.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

THEY NEED SOME SEXUAL HEALING

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

How do you treat someone who has herpes?

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

You confiscate their storage unit and auction it on eBay.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

ally - bonus question in our "everyone gets a zero" round: altogether, how many times have the four of us gotten laid in the last...oh...dozen monday nights? (ZERO)

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

best response: "TRICK QUESTION - nobody gets laid on a monday night"

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

OH WELL THAT'S NOT EVEN SORDID BECAUSE SEX ON A MONDAY IS A RARE THING INDEED

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

it wasn't always thus ;_1

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

THEY WERE TRYING FOR SOME SEXUAL HEALING

also, I'm starting to want to be able to listen to music at work, that would be awesome. confidential to ZR and PS: Dude, I got that Exploding Hearts. Soooooooo goooood.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

Mondays are for football, not fucking.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

Or for being really angry that you had to go back to work.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://www2.gascp.com/msc/misc/GarfieldComicIHateMonday.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

You and the Garfield

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

in other talking cats news

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/80/376794494_ec4f61b0bc_o.png

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

oh my god my freelance clients make me love my real job clients

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha wtf!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

monetize those lolz

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

tombot seriously. get a blog. that is funny shit. you are funny. what is your problem.

blogger.com

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

hey Tom I need you to be home by 5:30 just btw I might be home by then too but it depends on when people leave here

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

I will be the homes by then

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

ok thanks!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

we should eat some of the cheese I bought for the party. I can buy more.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

no way that is impossible

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

now there's gonna be no cheese at the party, fuck that

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

you guys realize that I have an entire DRAWER full of cheese in my fridge, right?! I'm not going to eat all of it.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

the ian svenonius is a nice touch and sorta makes the whole thing, BTW.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

I know.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

DEAR TOMBOT

PLEASE MAKE A FOUND ART CARTOON OUT OF THIS REVIEW OF "MARVEL'S ULTIMATE ALLIANCE" I FOUND ON AMAZON

What makes me angry about Ultimate Alliance is the same thing as any other : locked content. The marketing would have you believe you could play as darn near any character from the Marvel universe. This isn't so. Until you jump through hoops, you can't. I *paid* for it, and there shouldn't be anything stopping me from accessing *100%* of the software *I* paid for, ok?

Then there is the "power up" effect. Hello ! They are super heroes, ok?!? Wolverine doesn't need to "power up" in the comics by killing wave after wave of artifically weak adversaries to gain levels. Why does he have to here? Wolverine goes for the throat, and is walking feral rage waiting to be unleashed. Not here - that's only every four levels. WTF?

Why is it so hard for me to get a super-hero genre game with the heroes *already at their peak*? I don't want mind-numbing, repetative tasks - I want to smash super villans. I want the heroes to be challenged, but if they are invulnerable in the comics (think : Thing) then two-bit, cannon-fodder flunkies had better not be able to take them out.

Really - it's not like Marvel has given you over forty years of source material to use... oh, wait. Yes they have! They have spelled it out, and it's all there for you to read. Marvel and Pixar learned the same lesson - it's the story, stupid ! Without a compelling, gripping story all the window dressing and special effects in the world don't amount to a bucket of warm spit.

As someone who collected these comics from the time the issue numbers were in the single digits, I expect a game that is at least *somewhat* faithful to the source material. And I expect it to *all* be unlocked, ready for me to explore. Sadly, Ultimate Alliance doesn't do either at all.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

his first commission. awwwseomes

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

dude totally has a point

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

my favorite part is the arbitrary and completely pointless Pixar reference smack in the middle of the damn thing.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

No he doesn't, if everyone in the world decided that nothing should be stopping them from accessing 100% of a video game straight from the get go because they paid for it then there would be no point to playing a video game.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

no I mean "leveling up" as Wolverine is an incredibly dumb idea from the pits of stupid hell

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

Oh no I mean that is fair enough.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

I think that is kinda my problem with superhero games, I'm a little confused as to how in the world you're supposed to play as any of the marvel/dc folks and have the gameplay be anything besides GTA with a bunch of cheat codes on

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

What makes me angry about Madden NFL is the same thing as any other : locked content. The marketing would have you believe you could play as darn near any character from the NFL universe. This isn't so. Until you jump through hoops, you can't. I *paid* for it, and there shouldn't be anything stopping me from accessing *100%* of the software *I* paid for, ok?

Then there is the "power up" effect. Hello ! They are super heroes, ok?!? Brian Dawkins doesn't need to "power up" in the comics by killing wave after wave of artifically weak adversaries to gain levels. Why does he have to here? Brian Dawkins goes for the throat, and is walking feral rage waiting to be unleashed. Not here - that's only every four levels. WTF?

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ok that's all I have to say to that.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

I will get to that tomorrow though. I need to go home and heat the cheez

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

okay please tell me this entire day at work has been someone playing a joke on me

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/334834/2/istockphoto_334834_surprise.jpg

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

brian OTM

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://pbskids.org/readingrainbow/contest/2001/183/s105_1_7.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

oh look this was my day

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

man brian dawkins fucked yr shit up

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha I wish I had a graphix program :(

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

\(;_;)/

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

this was pretty much my day:
http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/517/3410867180cdfb6aa2bel8.jpg

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

are you the eagle?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

i guess?

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

ok creepyish annoying dude who has a habit of being "that guy" who just comes up to your desk, interrupts what you are doing, and actually makes you sit there and do him whatever petty favor he needs immediately else he will NOT leave your desk instead of like, I dunno, being normal and e-mailing or calling you or just leaving and asking for you to send it when you get a chance lecturing newish temp about how he needs to e-mail all of his requests in the future: hilarious or completely "let's blow up this fucking building before any of you escape"

xpost LOL

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

today the part of alex p. was played by the sun god ra

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

ally i have a guy like that and i say hilarious, don't blow up the building, but def. stab that guy in the stomach with a dagger next time you see him.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHA as soon as I post this he comes over to my desk, STANDS RIGHT BEHIND ME, throws paperwork down and is like "HEY, so and so isn't sure..." It's like can you fucking be remotely polite?

Please note that the v. important favors being asked to be performed are along the lines of "Can you please print this out" or "Can you change an address in the system". Obviously HUGELY IMPORTANT DEALS.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

I mean like really, really lame shit that any normal, rational human being would e-mail about, he comes marching over to your desk and refuses to leave until you do his shit. You can be on a business call, in the middle of writing a proposal, dying of AIDS, it doesn't matter.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

well, after a day spent painfully combing my way through the continuing budget resolution the dems are tryna push through to see where, exactly, the magical extra $15 mil they've thrown in for FDA's going (and having absolutely no success), i will be screaming my fucking head off tonight, if anyone wants to trudge through miserable shit weather.

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

where?

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

ally you need to get some photoshop!

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.christymarx.com/images/homeboy.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

i'll come, zr. tho you should give yr drummer the night off, he's sick and he has a DATE in MALTIMOOR tomorrow night.

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

a la chat noir

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

we aren't coming--KLG is happy houring with her old school jobbie people and i may in fact start baking my football cake. which will not be shaped like a football but will be shaped like a chocolate tower of love. godspeed, FA's

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

surely a chocolate tower of love, alid on it's side would be a foodball, give or take a a few cuts.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

given my background in retail design, my ability to run a project by myself, and the four previous projects I've done on 14th st, I am seriously questioning the decision to give a new clothing store project on 14th st to someone based in our new york office with three years of corporate office experience while I am stuck REselecting fucking sofas for a healthcare group's low budget office.

that is all.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

I won't be able to make the FA show tonight, I got miles to go before I'm ready for my set tomorrow night.

Why I always gotta play the same venue the night after the FAs?

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

ok that's jacked up

and i don't think i will make it to BC tonight thanks to magical reappearing cough and disappearing voice.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

because it's like they're OPENING for you.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

good point, MrQ.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.actwin.com/toaph/peewee/chairy.jpg

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

maybe someday I can DJ before a FA show. I promise I will only play New Zealand electropavementhouse.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i'm sort of expecting around eight people there - four in our band and four in the other one, but that's fine. we're playing a new one of mine tonight anyway and i'm expecting to fuck it up pretty massively so lack of turnout is probably not a bad thing.

i have cough and disappearing voice as well. everyone i know is sick, and i don't think i can fight it off. never shoulda made out with pete again, damn it.

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

CHAIRY IS MY HERO!

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe I could an play only turkmen ocarina music.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

yablo?

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

Yablokova?

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

i am serious alex you should see the projects I do

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/778/chairytp0.jpg

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

I WANT TO WORK THERE

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

YR COWORKERS WILL INCLUDE COWBOY CURTIS, A TALKING PTERYDACTYL AND A MEKKA LEKKA HI MEKKA HINIEY HO

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

That was one scary genie.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

Jambi would be such an awesome boss.

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

actually that's kind of how I always imagined L0ckhart.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

His sparkly-lip-gloss budget would be pretty steep, though.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

UH OMG

http://www.thefoodsection.com/shoppinglist/2007/01/postal_pork.html

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:10 (nineteen years ago)

dude - good FA's show tonight! i didnt die, and might just have sweated out the demons of illness. also, i mustve said "FUCK YOU ALEX" or "FUCK YOU BLOGGER" like 15 times!

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 2 February 2007 04:29 (nineteen years ago)

Awesome.

Man, fuck the Commerce Clause.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 2 February 2007 05:33 (nineteen years ago)

it was a great FA's show. despite ZR's asian fetish.

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 06:26 (nineteen years ago)

oh god alex i am going to murder you fyi

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Friday, 2 February 2007 06:58 (nineteen years ago)

SHE asked ME if i wanted HER number, damn it

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Friday, 2 February 2007 06:59 (nineteen years ago)

No Fake Accents in the Weekend section today - it's been a truly meteoric rise and fall.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://gfx.download-by.net/screen/14/14597-sword-of-the-samurai.jpg
^^^^zr's new girlfriend

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

ZR, yr new girlfriend is a dude.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

daer journalists of washington dc--

you will not be fired if a website makes fun of you. so leave me the fuck alone please.

love,
tv's the wankette

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

YOu are not working hard enough, start alleging serious professional misconduct then you can get them fired.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

man I kind of went a little nuts at work yesterday and had to send an email to my boss in NY this morning saying "hey remember our phone call yesterday where I was all like blah blah blah? Don't worry about it, it's cool."

Also I am going to pretend that he didn't say that one of our other employees is pretty much useless.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

I have hella spots on the guest list for the Brian Billion show w/ guest DJ Juan MacLean tonight if anyone's interested.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

i might go! a certain group of pavement revivalists didn't put me on any goddam guest-list

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

how was yr date brian?

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

XPOST FUCK YOU ALEX

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

uh dinner was good

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

i might go! a certain group of pavement revivalists didn't put me on any goddam guest-list
-- say it with blood diamonds (a|e...), February 2nd, 2007 3:01 PM.

UM BLOGGERZ GET PAID FOR BLOGGING OR HAVE YOU SPENT ALL YOUR BLOGGER DOLLAS ON YR CARE BEAR COLLECTION

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

he has a care bear collection?

i am teetering back and forth between going tonight btw.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

Oh also, Happy Groundhog Day everyone!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

oh no is it groundhogs day?! I hate that holiday.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.groundhog.org/prediction/90-year-old.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

I think set times tonight will be something like:

9:00 - 10:30 me
10:30 - 11:00 Will Eastman
11:00 - 11:45 Edie Sedgwick
11:45 - 1:00 Will Eastman/me
1:00 - close Juan MacLean

It will probably be dead until 11 or so, but I'm actually quite excited about my sets.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

are you going to play that tiga noixe boys remix? because I decided I hate it

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

I may or may not depending on the crowd - I love it but can really understand not wanting to be subjected to it, especially over a loud soundsystem.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

let's put it this way - after a while I starting skimming through it to see if it did anything else and then decided to listen to something off of Orb's "Pomme Fritz" to clear my head

nothing against that awesome overdriven bass but there's only so much heavy thudding EBM/DAF beats revivalism I can handle

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

jesus christ i hate everyone who's ever been to journalism school

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

what have you got against my baby sister?

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

ok guys I'm really disturbed after looking at that tyra banks shit on the noize board. WTF!! she is like Mariah Carey crazy.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost 2 TBOT) uh oh you may not want to come out then because I'm pretty much going to be playing a banging steady 130 bpm set.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

blood diamonds kevin, i meant everyone who's ever been to j-school and now lives in dc.

yr baby sister doesn't work for the politico, does she?

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

what have you got against 118-124?

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

150 rising slowly is the way to go.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

180 by 6am or bust

― Ed (dali), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

I'll throw in a couple 120's for the old school ketamine crowd, but really I'm catering to the tweakers.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

they deserve no mercy.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

ed i know you meant well but your thread is now basically the british equivalent of people in bridgeport debating whether providence a 1st-tier city

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

that thread just took a really bizarre turn.

― Friendly Tree (688), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

and ive contributed to going down the parochial pan:( i just couldn't believe the direction it went in

― Friendly Tree (688), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

yeah Ed you gotta lay out some guidelines next time otherwise it's gonna be "I think my next door neighbor is, on a per capita basis, a world city"

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

Threads about which cities are the best never end well.

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

This was MRs Hand complaint about the british last night they will always reduce any discussion to the parochial level because the british parochial existence is the highest level of human civilisation. I should have waited a couple of hours for a more international perspective.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

im sorry for helping it along everyone:(

maybe the problem with the thread was that you covered it too well in your original post ed

― Friendly Tree (688), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

I think I talk to every adult patron here in a really snotty voice coated with the assumption that they are an idiot, but I can't seem to break myself of the habit. help?

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

this may not be the best place for help with that.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

haha the managing partner of our office just pulled me aside to apologize for not promoting me? Like get some balls and be all "SUCKS TO BE YOU!" instead.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://kittenwar.com/c_images/2006/03/22/64276.jpg

― Ed (dali), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

ADORABLE

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

Dear God,

Why did you take away that kitty's neck?

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

Mary, start every response with "Look, I know you're not an idiot, so...."

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/175/377539796_01d2c715f0_o.png

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

perfect. no worries about copyright!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

LOL

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

It's all about the footnote.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

it's all about the speech bubble leads inverting the traditional Byzantine radial halo. Kudos!

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

ILX taking sides: last week's "HOW MUCH DO U TIP A VIRGIN" vs. this week's "I AM RENTING A HOUSE FOR $540 IN A GLOBAL CAPITAL"

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

yeah no shit. someone start a good funny thread that will last all day.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

I lived in an apartment all by myself in Manhattan for $600 a month. And then I lived in a 2 bedroom apartment in Manhattan for free because Columbia forgot to charge me, LOL.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost) we can just move all our conversations to the w0nkette comments section.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

Why do people precede questions with "I have a question." They've got my attention, I am responsive, just go for it and ask the question.

Also a dud: I have 2/3/etc questions. Just ask! There is no limit!

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.the-funneled-web.com/images/Lucy%20the%20psychiatrist.gif

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

t's all about the speech bubble leads inverting the traditional Byzantine radial halo

yeah publisher did not make that shit particularly easy! thanks!

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

it's not the 90's anymore, every desktop presentation program should come standard with gold leaf effects.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://lts.brandeis.edu/images/shapiro3.jpg

Some woman just asked me the phone number for Amazon. I told her I thought you could only order with them online. She said no she had talked to them before. I checked their site and they will call you if you send them an e-mail, something she clearly doesn't want to do.

Another woman asked for the sequel to Anne of Green Gables. I said, after checking the catalog "... okay. it looks like 'Anne of Green Gables, the Continuing Story' is checked out. Would you like to put a hold on it?" She said, "But is that the sequel?"

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

dear Alex:

you couldn't pick another rich person to pick on besides the Carnegies??? party foul :\

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

Mary that sounds worse than working at a bookstore!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://clicheideas.com/amazon.htm

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

US Customer Service
Phone toll-free in the US and Canada: (800) 201-7575

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

you should give them your own number, and when they call say "yea this ia amazon, we;re really busy right now, i'll have to put you on hold, you could always check the website, it could be a while"

― Friendly Tree (688), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

^^she wanted the movie, otherwise my answer would have indeed been idiotic

It's actually more palatable than working at a bookstore, because here you do an hour or two of desk reference, and then can run back to the office and hide.

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

i'm picking on jp morgan! entirely different.

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

or set up a premium rate thing, so you make some extra money

― Friendly Tree (688), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

So my office is having an early happy hour at 3 to send off all the folks who got laid off today. And I'm in the odd position of having no interest in going, because I really don't want to talk to any of these people except for maybe two, who aren't in a great mood themselves. Wow. Fuck all this shit.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

yeah but in the title of the thread

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

yeah but those questions are worse than anything I heard in a bookstore. plus, y'all have pron on the public internets. i guess we had pron behind the registers.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

I think instead I will just jet at the earliest possible opportunity and start trying to clean up the house for all you football fans

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

Green Gables II: The Wrath of Anne

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks Tom; you should be a librarian!

Well, I guess people in a bookstore don't expect public service per se. They just want to find a book. People come in here to solve their court cases, find a lawyer, do their taxes, etc. and they have a minimum of know how and high expectations that "the libary" can somehow solve all of their problems.

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

Anne of Green Gables: Gilbert Blythe Strikes Back

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

people who may or may not be going to blakkat tonite: dirnking beforehand?

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

dirdnls beforehand?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

(I might be up for it, it depends on this fucking cold)

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

I'm so temped to go out beforehand

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/975228/2/istockphoto_975228_good_and_bad_your_inner_voices_white.jpg

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

Someone explain i rate everything to me

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

guess papers

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

o.0

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

wtf are guess papers and oink invites

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

I just spent ten minutes being dragged into the black hole of celebrity blogs b/c I wanted to find out how much Joe "I take advantage of drunk 18 year olds" Francis is worth.

Fuck, the internet hooks you faster than smack.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

the sun times or chicago tribune did a story on him last year. dude is beyond sketchy and came across as kind of rapey. big surprise, i know.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

i could use a drink
there is waaaaayyyyy too much work to get done on this site launch

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

Yes. If rapey weren't an adejective before, he is a person for whom it should be coined.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://spoof.wtfrpg.com/entity/SnUp-Rapey-Rape.html

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

THIRTY MINUTES

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

TWENTY-NINE MINUTES

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.scales-r-us.com/images/salter_timer_338_L.jpg

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.pans.com/images/43098main.jpg

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.hateinthebox.com/store/images/thirty325.jpg

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.internetweekly.org/images/bush_doomsday_clock.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://cubemedia.gamespy.com/cube/image/article/707/707349/super-mario-galaxy-20060510034923226.jpg

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://mmhc.slu.edu/images/twenty.JPG

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bluebeat.com/i/a/l/l18109.jpg

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

In nineteen minutes, you can mow the front lawn; color your
hair; watch a third of a hockey game. In nineteen minutes,
you can bake scones or get a tooth filled by a dentist; you
can fold laundry for a family of five.
Nineteen minutes is how long it took the Tennessee
Titans to sell out of tickets to the playoffs. It’s
the amount of time it takes to listen to the Yes song Close
to the Edge. It’s the length of a sitcom, minus the
commercials. It’s the driving distance from the
Vermont border to the town of Sterling, NH.
In nineteen minutes, you can order a pizza and get
it delivered. You can read a story to a child or have
your oil changed. You can walk two miles. You can sew
a hem.
In nineteen minutes, you can stop the world; or you
can just jump off it.
In nineteen minutes, you can get revenge.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

it takes 32 weeks of your life
to get a car
30 days, 4 hours
get a job; get a car
it takes one week of your life to buy a mattress
30 days, 4 hours
get a job; get a car; get a bed
it takes two hours of your life to buy whiskey
45 minutes
get a job; get a car; get a bed; get druuuuuuunk

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2007/02/payingachievement360.jpg

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

wtf are we counting down to?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

wiis going on sale?

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

we already have a wii, keep up!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bluebeat.com/i/a/l/l19585.jpg

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

me leaving this fucked up stupid place and getting something to eat and forgetting the sounds of these peoples' voices for at least two days

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

WHAA I BEEN SICK

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00005OCEX.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

IT IS GOING TO BE HERE ON MONDAY!!!

maybe not monday but soon

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

we don't have it yet, it is on a brown truck somewhere

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

I just said that you fagbag

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.laidbackracing.com/files/new7.jpg

PETE THAT IS YOUR VEHICLE

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.kissimmee.org/uploadedImages/Work/Departments_and_Services/Public_Works/brown-truck.gif

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.laidbackracing.com/PhotoRecaps/dar2004/kenny_kevin.jpg

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

"laidback racing" seems like an oxymoron

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.laidbackracing.com/PhotoRecaps/dar2004/LBT_loaded.jpg

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0452274885.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

ok gis for "NO MORE" is NSFW wtf

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.onesheetindex.com/pix/3817_1.jpg

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.hodgedup.com/images/seven-minutes-heaven-coupon.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

that truck is the find of the day. do they always sit in the back when they race i wonder

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

Regardless of whether they do or not I now want my own custom Cushman to rove about in

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0783230419.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.drudgesiren.com/siren.gif

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.virginia.edu/insideuva/2004/18/images/great_escape.jpg

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.solarnavigator.net/music/music_images/Spice_Girls_Goodbye.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

okay now what

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/nuclear_explosion.jpg

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

i was thinking more on the lines of ha has, not bummerz

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000BKDO6Q.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

check this shit out, man blowing up a hot water bottle for "freedom team" whatever the fuck that is.
http://www.thefreedomteam.org/Jeremy%20Blowing%20Up%20A%20Water%20Bottle.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://cache.deadspin.com/sports/upload/2006/07/urlacherparis.jpg
Paris Hilton rooting for Bears.

Joan Jett predicts Colts victory tho on ESPN.com.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

oooops no images showed up oh wells

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

ha another reason to root root root for the Colties

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000FET296.01-A3E9HBD6F8E9PT._SCMZZZZZZZ_V53697016_.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

ok I hate the new img parser on this shitty fucking board

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mo.gov/mo/mophotos/fun/FU_HappyBirthdayToYouLeonard_Jagger_050406.jpg
^^^this is from a GIS for "louis jagger"

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

all your pictures work fine for me ally

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

wait i think the problem is that you're not using ihttp

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

yeah me too ally i can see them all

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

haha "as seen on public television"

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

no you can't becauase that paris hilton jpg was posted 73 times in a row, by me, yet it only shows up one time.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

oh i know i wanted to put up like three sirens fuck this image parser

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://cache.deadspin.com/sports/upload/2006/07/urlacherparis.jpg
http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000FET296.01-A3E9HBD6F8E9PT._SCMZZZZZZZ_V53697016_.jpg
http://www.pacsignatures.com/online/image.php?productid=238

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/images/uploads/paris_babyluv2.jpg

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

i hate her

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

wait wtf is on her head

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

i think that's the angel of death

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

the angel of death is pretty damn cute, is the thing

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

cat accountants ally have you seen this. dare i link it's not even that funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpuM-2j5JN8

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

that's adorable. I have no opinion on funny/not funny since I have no sound at work so it's a win/win :D

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

the angel of death looks like a cross between Dr. Ben and a teddy bear.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

I am becoming obsessed with Tyra Banks again guys.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

Guys I have to take my kitty to the vet monday a.m. to diagnose source of polydipsia :(

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

what is polydipsia?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polydipsia

Basically, binge-drinking (minus alcohol).

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

She's drinking waaaaaaay more water than usual. I am so afraid of 1) diabetes or 2) renal failure ;_;

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

oh no :(

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

Well she seems to feel OK: eating normally, vomiting normally, etc.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

Hmmm then it might not be too bad? If she's ok otherwise.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

Good luck, Q. I hope the kitty is alright.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.medichest.com/Images/K794008.jpg

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

wtf?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

from pete's weird "what drug should i take on my date" noize thread

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

Is there happy hour club today? My internship has me entering the trendy world of government documents.

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

awesome! gov docs rule. i do that shit all day

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

i will go to big hunt at 6 or 6:30 if others want to. or we could drink at black cat as that is where i'll prob end up later.

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

it might be better for me to go out early instead of going out late? I can't decide right now

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

gov docs make me want to cry

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

what's wrong? why are you cryin'?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

just don't ever use a government website to try to find a government document.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

for example:

u.s. bureau of the census
current industrial reports
ma-225 finished broadwoven fabric production

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

ooooh see i love that stuff

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

U librarians CRAZY

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

i love government docs it is true.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

What I'm doing involves an excel spreadsheet and a ton of old gov docs:(

I am not a true librarian, I know.

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

i'd like to go
don't know if i can do both big hunt + black cat
stupid job..
arrgh
http://www.shafer-motorsports.com/crashandburn10.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

i just recived some more gov't docs in my email!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

don't know if i can do both big hunt + black cat

yeah OTM I am definitely, definitely not doing both in the condition I am in, one or the other but I dunno which! do not know what to do :(

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

why's this day taking so long? GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

wtf is this
http://help.com/post/44105-is-suicide-or-cutting-your-only-rea

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

how is anyone supposed to concentrate on boring minutia when so many people are talking?!

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

Polydipsia! The cat at our house did that, but they gave him some pills and he went back to normal and stuck around for another 8 or so years.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

oh god these librarians

Nos. 74-1 and 2 (first and second quarters, preliminary, 1974) through 74-4 (Fourth quarter 1974) were classified C 56.216:MQ22K when the Census Bureau was subordinate to the Social and Economic Statistics Administration.

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 2 February 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

librarians rule you know it

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 2 February 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ "The cat at our house"

Stephen X in yet more cat ownership denial SHOCKAH

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 2 February 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

The cat denied it too.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 2 February 2007 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

they finally had the staff meeting for the promotions and everytime they announced one and people started clapping I had a nearly uncontrollable urge to yell "RENEW! RENEW!"

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Friday, 2 February 2007 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

i am going to leave work shortly, someone like buzz me if anyone goes anywhere for any kind of beverages whatsoever?? or i guess post here soonish. because i'll stop by for something for a little bit at least!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going to call/text zr, who seems to be offline today, and see if he wants to grab a drink when i'm done working and after i shower or something. as i said before, 6:30-ish?

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

I've got alex on the guest list for tonight, ally or anyone else if u want on text me before 8:30.

― from disco to disco (Brian Miller), Friday, 2 February 2007 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

zr had a family thing he was doing (don't want to say too much on internets?) but maybe he is done now? anyway let me know if u are going to big hunt or going just to black cats, either is ok with me personally for like maybe 7ish meet?? brian, i will take a spot on yr guest list as i'm sure i will at least stop by!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

Same for me. I will prob go to big hunt but won't get there til 7:15 at least

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 2 February 2007 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

ehhh shit came up, don't expect me 'til 7

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

ATTN ANYONE STILL AT WORK AND/OR ON THE INTERNET: I AM HEADING OVER TO BIG HUNT NOW

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Saturday, 3 February 2007 00:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://weisman.umn.edu/exhibits/springsteen/images/bruce1.jpg

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Saturday, 3 February 2007 06:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.medichest.com/Images/K794008.jpg

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Saturday, 3 February 2007 06:32 (nineteen years ago)

LETS EAT THE SHIT OUT OF THIS CAKE TOMORROW

http://www.epicurious.com/images/recipes/recipe_results/full/photos/109131.jpg

http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/recipe_views/views/109131

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Saturday, 3 February 2007 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

THATS RIGHT FIVE STICKS OF BUTTER OMG

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Saturday, 3 February 2007 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

It's like a dairy cow with frosting. Mmm

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Saturday, 3 February 2007 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

Is it wrong to find certain undergraduates fetching? Because otherwise my day here has no meaning.

― Mary (Mary), Saturday, 3 February 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

no way, totally not wrong! esp. if it imparts meaning.

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Saturday, 3 February 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

thanks for coming out last night, guys. I still feel really good about my second set but it's tempered by my realization that half the people were into it because they thought I was Juan. I had kind of wondered why the photographer was taking 1000 x pictures of me.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Saturday, 3 February 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe the photographer had a crush on you.

ps maybe listening to Springsteen every time drunk is NOT a great idea??

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Saturday, 3 February 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

tv's the wankette sonned in an old-media beef

so important they put it on a1

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 3 February 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

leibovich isn't actually an idiot, so i'm not sure why he feels the need to conflate al kamen with amy argetsinger, but if it helps his little fluff piece, why not. there's probably a story lurking somewhere in the recent (like, since i arrived here) explosion of new columns all covering the same bullshit, but this is just like "here are some of the filler posts from wonkette last week isn't it a shame that people are talking about this when there's a war on won't somebody please think of the flacks!"

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Saturday, 3 February 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

btw brian you are a v good dj thanks for inviting me and putting me on the list!

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Saturday, 3 February 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

also some ivy league college boy is making fun of us on the freebird vs marquee moon thread

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Saturday, 3 February 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

hey, thanks as well brian & alex thanks for extra ticket..
sorry i couldn't stick around for set #2, i was feeling pretty wiped out by the time we even got there!

― dar1a g (daria g), Saturday, 3 February 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

ivy league college boy OTM

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Saturday, 3 February 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

is anyone doing anything tonight?!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Saturday, 3 February 2007 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

I am working. Same tomorrow.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Saturday, 3 February 2007 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

your life is very sad, having to work tomorrow night.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Saturday, 3 February 2007 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

btw tomorrow whenever everyone wants to come over is fine, you don't have to wait until game time if you're bored and want to watch the pregame festivities/Twin Peaks/Speed Racer/drink/eat lunch.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Saturday, 3 February 2007 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

i'm at work
YAY

― dar1a g (daria g), Saturday, 3 February 2007 23:16 (nineteen years ago)

maybe if i drank some sparks this coding would go faster

― dar1a g (daria g), Saturday, 3 February 2007 23:24 (nineteen years ago)

guaranteed to make you 25% angrier, at the very least.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Saturday, 3 February 2007 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

hey how about we watch john waters movies instead of the super bowl

― dar1a g (daria g), Saturday, 3 February 2007 23:48 (nineteen years ago)

The Diane Linkletter Story (1970)
Directed by John Waters
Writing credits
Divine
David Lochary
(more)
Plot Outline: A John Waters film where Divine plays Diane Linkletter, daughter of Art Linkletter and commits suicide. (more)

User Comments: IN POOR TASTE! (more)

― dar1a g (daria g), Saturday, 3 February 2007 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha IMDB, always insightful

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Saturday, 3 February 2007 23:53 (nineteen years ago)

any John Waters movie ever:

User Comments: IN POOR TASTE! (more)

― dar1a g (daria g), Saturday, 3 February 2007 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

Mark, how do I win the heart of a law librarian?

― Mary (Mary), Sunday, 4 February 2007 00:09 (nineteen years ago)

i has a pre-super bowl city coffee date

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:40 (nineteen years ago)

Mark, how do I win the heart of a law librarian?

Tell him (I assume it's a him) that you want to see his Legislative Histories!

ZR that is rad.

Hope everyone else is as excited as we are, can't wait.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:47 (nineteen years ago)

we are v. excited! You can bring sunbowl city pre-date to game if you like, ZR.

also if anyone reading wants to get a beer we're going to the big hunt to meet up with some friends 1030 or 11 so feel free to join.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Sunday, 4 February 2007 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

Ahahaha omg switching b/w superbowl pre-porn and men's figure skating championship is HILARIOUS. I mean the models of manhood here are just. . . jesus!

― quincie (quincie), Sunday, 4 February 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

Also: Mark's cake looks/smells awesome and he is letting me put white icing foooootball stitches on it!

― quincie (quincie), Sunday, 4 February 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

For some reason, every single channel appear to have been miraculous unlocked on my satellite box, so I may join you in spirit and watch some of your sports game.

― Ed (dali), Sunday, 4 February 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

mmm, cake!
hooray football! i got a lot of work stuff to do (it never ends) so i prob won't stop by until near kickoff..
hey, what time is game end -it's done 10:30 or so right? don't want to get stranded in dupont again w/no metro running

― dar1a g (daria g), Sunday, 4 February 2007 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

i don't have to work tomorrow and i can't wait to get drunk and watch this! it's a 10:45 start in the you kay. mike lupica reckons there has never been more pressure on one guy to win the super bowl, in 40 years of super bowls, than there is on peyton manning tonight. LET THE BOMBAST BEGIN.

ed it's on channel five isn't it?

― Elsa Svitborg (tracerhand), Sunday, 4 February 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

Sky sports One

― Ed (dali), Sunday, 4 February 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

i don't have a football party to go to :(

― grbchv! (skowly), Sunday, 4 February 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

ITV1 London 22:45
NFL Superbowl - Live
Gary Imlach presents live coverage of Super Bowl XLI from the Dolphin Stadium, South Florida, as the...

― Elsa Svitborg (tracerhand), Sunday, 4 February 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

gbx you can watch with me and Ed!

― Elsa Svitborg (tracerhand), Sunday, 4 February 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

dar1a, last metro from Dupont is around 12 tonight, so you should have plenty of time to rinse the icing out of your cuffs and still make your train.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Sunday, 4 February 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.itv.com/uploads/images/1169050720126_0.7743099174356027.jpg

― Elsa Svitborg (tracerhand), Sunday, 4 February 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

THE CRAB CAKES HAVE BEEN MADE AND ARE READY FOR TO BE EATEN??! NEXT, I CREATE THE SHRIMP.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Sunday, 4 February 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

CREATING SHRIMP? GREAT YR PLAYING GOD ON SUPER BOWL PARTY DAY.

Also, I am really sick. :(

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Sunday, 4 February 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

I am pretty sick too, as is Pete. Airborne/OJ party??

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Sunday, 4 February 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

A florida citrus carnival in honour of the gracious hosts of the superbowl.

― Ed (dali), Sunday, 4 February 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

Airborne/OJ party??

TOTALLY. WE SHALL CELEBRATE OUR MISERIES

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Sunday, 4 February 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

jesus h.p. brown sauce christ stevie nicks' voice is awful

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Sunday, 4 February 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

The pink grapefruit flavor is way better than the foamy-orange dreamsicle flavor, and would probably make a good mimosa.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Sunday, 4 February 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

that was like some V/VM TEST RECORDS shit that just happened

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Sunday, 4 February 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

That I would like to see.

― Ed (dali), Sunday, 4 February 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

Still waiting for their chile-lime flavor.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Sunday, 4 February 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

You should all drink some hot ginger, lemon and chilli with whisky in. It'll cure anything that.

― Ed (dali), Sunday, 4 February 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

everyone saw this, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a1AegGKjY0

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Sunday, 4 February 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think that would fix stevie nicks' voice box

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Sunday, 4 February 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

Prince has just solidified his reputation as the coolest person attending the Super Bowl.

Also - I just watched that on my laptop in the back room of the house. On the television in the family room, Katie Couric is telling me about how Heinz Ward visited Korea.

I choose Prince, any day of the damn week. And he never listened to ANY Hendrix, did he?

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Sunday, 4 February 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

NOW PROCESSING LAYOUT 18 OF 18, BITCHES.

work is DONE.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Sunday, 4 February 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

WHY AM SITTING AT HOME ALONE WITH NO CHIPS OR BEER OR FRIENDS, FUCK AMERICA ANYWAY

― grbchv! (skowly), Sunday, 4 February 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

How many flats is billy joel hitting there?

― Ed (dali), Sunday, 4 February 2007 23:18 (nineteen years ago)

I am opening a Grolsch right now. That's MGD equiv over here.

― Elsa Svitborg (tracerhand), Sunday, 4 February 2007 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

Did a ref with the last name "Mohammed" just get announced and then get roundly booed?

― Elsa Svitborg (tracerhand), Sunday, 4 February 2007 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

He was a bears player, but yes.

― Ed (dali), Sunday, 4 February 2007 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

receiver. xp

i was wondering the same thing, tho! apparently his nickname is "moose," so maybe that's it.

I am drinking a local Montana brew and eating chips and salsa.

― grbchv! (skowly), Sunday, 4 February 2007 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

HOLY FUCKING GOD

― grbchv! (skowly), Sunday, 4 February 2007 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

GAH gbx of COURSE! I have fallen for the old Moose switcheroo.

I'm in the other room cause I still haven't run the promo scripts tonight yet.

Uh nice run dude!!

― Elsa Svitborg (tracerhand), Sunday, 4 February 2007 23:31 (nineteen years ago)

MAY THE BEST TEAM WIN

― Elsa Svitborg (tracerhand), Sunday, 4 February 2007 23:36 (nineteen years ago)

MOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

I can't believe I got all Momus about that.

― Elsa Svitborg (tracerhand), Sunday, 4 February 2007 23:55 (nineteen years ago)

Dude where are you guys?? I just figured out this dumb-ass thing I had to do and I'm opening another tallboy of Grolsch.

― Elsa Svitborg (tracerhand), Monday, 5 February 2007 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

I am here, but about not to be. I have to visit one of my least favourite clients tomorrow.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 5 February 2007 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

I am here, will make it through til one most likely as I'm off to see a supplier tomorrow

― Porkpie (porkpie), Monday, 5 February 2007 00:16 (nineteen years ago)

I like how the players have tiny American flags on the backs of their helmets. It's a good reminder of where the game is being played.

I haven't been watching very closely yet but I'm getting the impression that this game sort of blows so far.

― Elsa Svitborg (tracerhand), Monday, 5 February 2007 00:17 (nineteen years ago)

I like how the players have tiny American flags on the backs of their helmets. It's a good reminder of where the game is being played.

It's to remind them not to slip into playing canadian football.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 5 February 2007 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

That's like the same but with more guns, right?

― Elsa Svitborg (tracerhand), Monday, 5 February 2007 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

Colts O is dismantling Chicago on this drive.

― Elsa Svitborg (tracerhand), Monday, 5 February 2007 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

anyone know where I can watch this online?

― Lovelace (Lovelace), Monday, 5 February 2007 00:28 (nineteen years ago)

"Chicago blitzes and Peytong Manning buys time" says the commentator

YES HE BUYS TIME WITH THE OFFENSIVE LINE'S MASTERMONEY CARD

― Elsa Svitborg (tracerhand), Monday, 5 February 2007 00:35 (nineteen years ago)

speaking of, that was a nice lateral by mr. peyton manning

― Elsa Svitborg (tracerhand), Monday, 5 February 2007 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

One of the American commentators hired by ITV just said "THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PLAY THE GAME OF FOOTBALLS"

― Elsa Svitborg (tracerhand), Monday, 5 February 2007 01:04 (nineteen years ago)

OK I was good with the extended guitar jam that Prince turned "Let's Go Crazy" into, in fact it was completely awesome, but uh the marching band shit is erk

He's doing All Along the Watchtower???! whoa

― Elsa Svitborg (tracerhand), Monday, 5 February 2007 01:12 (nineteen years ago)

OK, except for the incredibly poor "Baby I'm a Star"/"Proud Mary" marching-band fiasco, and the fact that he's basically just doing Purple Rain songs, this is the best halftime show I have ever seen by a fucking longshot

Especially with the enormous guitar-cock shadow, I mean come on people, that is way more graphic than whatever piece of Janet Jackson's boob remained unobscured by her tit ratchet

― Elsa Svitborg (tracerhand), Monday, 5 February 2007 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

uh, maybe I need to get out more(or see him live someday!) but Purple Rain almost brought me to tears. Everything was right about that performance.

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Monday, 5 February 2007 01:27 (nineteen years ago)

by that, I mean his whole show; astounding

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Monday, 5 February 2007 01:28 (nineteen years ago)

I also had watery eyes, although that's been happening to me a lot recently, for some reason. Always for inappropriate reasons. This time, it wasn't Prince, it was thinking about how excited the marching band members must be, and the abundant, probably fake, joy shown in the dancer girl's faces. Something's wrong with me. *beats self up*

― Zachary S (Zach S), Monday, 5 February 2007 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

YAAAAAOW

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

looks like we just saw the colts... win the superbowl. YAAAAAAOW

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^ calm down, lady

i missed a lot of the halftime show cuz i was driving to my friend's house :(

― grbchv! (skowly), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:55 (nineteen years ago)

LOOK AT ME I'M ALLY I'M SOOOOO COOL AND I DON'T THINK DAVID CARUSO IS FUNNY BLAH BLAH BLAH YAAAAAOWH

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

hi can I just say that wasn't actually me? I wouldn't say "YAAAAAAOW". That was TV's the Wankette. Applause, y'all. Applause

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

also damm right im in ur marquee moon insulting ur freebird

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 5 February 2007 04:00 (nineteen years ago)

i would have fun at all of this millar subpar bowl parties. sorry i had to jettttt but man i am losing the battle against impending illness.

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Monday, 5 February 2007 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

must...stay...healthy...to...make...out

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Monday, 5 February 2007 04:08 (nineteen years ago)

David Caruso... Says Something Awesome. YAAAAAAOW!

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Monday, 5 February 2007 04:12 (nineteen years ago)

this is our counry and by our i men mine :D

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 5 February 2007 07:25 (nineteen years ago)

petyon :D

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 5 February 2007 07:25 (nineteen years ago)

also puppy bowl??????? humpy mchump dogs??? c'mon. awesome.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 5 February 2007 07:26 (nineteen years ago)

8:|

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 07:30 (nineteen years ago)

YAAAAAAAOW!

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 07:31 (nineteen years ago)

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 5 February 2007 07:40 (nineteen years ago)

alex you should be here

SO SHOULF JIMMY THE MMOD

you are all these white punks despite it all

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 5 February 2007 07:44 (nineteen years ago)

btw you are both fags for being online instyead of hanging wiht me right now!!!!!!! "fahions week" and "blogging' indeed. :(

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 5 February 2007 07:46 (nineteen years ago)

wait i would not have s3x with all thse typoes.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 5 February 2007 07:46 (nineteen years ago)

I am so sorry I missed it. It was for the best though, as I fell asleep during the third quarter and woke up towards the end of the fourth. I wouldn't have been any fun. Anyway, can I get a huzzah for the Colts?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 5 February 2007 12:35 (nineteen years ago)

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

That chocolate butter cake was AwEsOmE, MrQ.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Monday, 5 February 2007 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

otm

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

For Grossman, It Was 'Frustrating'

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 5 February 2007 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

oh yeah, thanks mr Q for the delicious cake! it was very very good

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 5 February 2007 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

I thought the game was hilarious--are they always that funny? It was like they were playing with a greasy watermelon. Congrats Q! Adam V. started off weak but hit his stride in the end. Peyton M. looked humble after winning. What was Coach Dungee or whatever his name great struggle and trauma over the past year? Liked the Friday Night Lights parallel with Coach saying, two Christian coaches, two god-loving teams.

― Mary (Mary), Monday, 5 February 2007 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

very few games are as funny as that one was. the first quarter was like a '60s blake edwards interpretation of football.

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

The Super Bowl should definitely handle substitutions the way the Puppy Bowl does.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Monday, 5 February 2007 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://schefterblogz.blogspot.com/2007/02/i-am-in-love-with-life-fyi.html

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

YAAAAAAAAAOW!

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Monday, 5 February 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

What was Coach Dungee or whatever his name great struggle and trauma over the past year?

his son killed himself

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 5 February 2007 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

TOO SOON

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

did dan marino really never win a superbowl?

― Friendly Tree (688), Monday, 5 February 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

nope

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Monday, 5 February 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

Xposts/ Mary, Tony Dungy's son killed self in late 2005; he must have been 17. As he was with the Vikings for ages it was heavily reported when I was home the Xmas before last.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 5 February 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

xp - (he didn't, i should say)

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Monday, 5 February 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

ally and tom, thank you again for having us, i am sorry that i didn't keep hanging out, but i'm pretty sure that if i had, i'd still be alseep on your couch right now, and not writing funnees about the unceasing violence in iraq

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

YAAAAAAAAAOW!

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

(sorry, bored)

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/9184/timesxq9.jpg

This is a direct grab from the NYT homepage.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

man there were hella awful commercials yesterday

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

that was maybe my favorite! everyone else may remember that one as "the commercial that tom's ass blocked"!

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

Or maybe... they were more entertaining than you can possibly imagine.
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

no i liked that one but it was one of about maybe four that were not awful/for gofatty.com

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

I really liked the Ultraman commercial but had not realized it was a reflection of continuing bloodshed in Iraq.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

that entire fucking article! prudential "a rock" retirement ad made the author feel sad about the war -- he must get choked up at flintstones reruns

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

i dunno that one where fred's dad dies is pretty sad, man

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/d/O/liberalmedia.jpg

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

I am so totally not wanting to go to this 1:45 meeting in Bethesda. I really thought I could avoid going to Maryland the whole year.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK YOU BRIAN MARYLAND AVOIDS YOU

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

j/k blood diamonds bro

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

aw man why you gotta go and say that

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

(brian?)

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

silver spring and baltimore exempted. blood diamonds.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

looks like brian's... going to maryland.

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

(will never get tired of this fyi)

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

If anyone wants to make a case for Bethesda or Owings Mills I'll hear them out, but it's gonna take a lot.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

If the meeting won't come to me, I guess I'll... have to come to the meeting. YAAAAAOW!

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

I guess I'll try Black's for lunch. I would cross all these state lines for salmon with fennel cream.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

yah how do i shot lunch?

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

YAAAAOOOOWWWW. We went to Black's once (1 time) and sort of hated it. But I await your review with baited breath.

you can't shoot lunch, you're a veggietarian, unless you wanna start shooting fish.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

i have done that

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

well, no, just clubbed them over the head w/a baseball bat

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

ohhh, that's right, I forgot you lived in Maryland where they do that sort of thing!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

SNAP!!!!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

j/k!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

speaking of shooting fish those superbowl crabcakes were the jam x 1000. Substantially better than most restaurant crabcakes! Recipe must be shared.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

i was in international waters at the time actually

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

yeah those crabcakes were fantastique!

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

MrQ, I am glad you are feeling better enough to throw snaps around.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

Dear Immune System,

Why couldn't you have fucked me over today, a work day, instead of yesterday?

Yr pal,

Mr. Que

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

That first play was hilarious. Kick followed by touchdown. The first half was the fastest moving football game I've ever seen. I think all games should be played under a deluge.

Sucks about Tony's son, obviously.

― Mary (Mary), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

I'll make a two part case for Fallston, MD -

Pete Smith
and
Kimmie Meissner

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Monday, 5 February 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

Wow - posting at lunch time makes you feel like Flounder

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:rsVOREs3We7xWM:http://hugereviews.com/Comedy/images/Covers/wpe29.jpg

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Monday, 5 February 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

there was a lot of recycling that needed to be taken out!!

Tom is still sleeping?? WTF.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 5 February 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

hold a mirror to his face.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 5 February 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

oh he's definitely still alive, what with the SNORING and all

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 5 February 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

oh hey guys also there is only 11 beers left, good job!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 5 February 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

I knew we could do it.

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

do it? you left 11 behind

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 5 February 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

We are making progress. We have one more step to go. Hopefully, next year we will finish the job.

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

other points of interest:

the cake was delicious! Thank you MW and I'm very sorry you couldn't come.
dear weird mystery bruise on my arm: wow you hurt
crab cakes are easy! the secret is old bay and jalepenos. It's basically the same recipe that is on the Phillips crab container + a little more bread crumbs (their recipe was too "wet" I thought (YAAAAAOW!!)) + at least 4x the amount of Old Bay + one jalepeno and a sweet pepper thrown into the mix, then pan fry in canola oil for a couple minutes.
wii still not here!!
I do not think I will bother getting dressed today. I am wearing blue and white thigh high socks from American Apparel and I feel they should be left on in honor of PEYTON MANNING PUPPY BOWL CHAMPION so I'm gonna use that as my too lazy to get dressed properly excuse.

xpost we've been training hard all season. I feel I'm the one who came up short, I might've only had three or four beers total yesterday. Possibly five, but usually i am much better than this.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

Hey Millars thank you for hosting SuperCity! It was v. fun, food/drink was delicious, I shot all these chips, flat-screen TV awesome, etc.

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

let's throw a super bowl party every month.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

you gotta have MARCH MADNESS parties every thurs-sun for three weeks

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

I had a lot of fun! Thank you everyone for coming and indulging all of this footballs.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.edwardsamuels.com/illustratedstory/chapter%206/Brady.jpg
THE PUPPY BOWL CHAMPION BALTINDIAPOLIS COLTS AS SEEN ON CBS "SUPER VISION"

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

ok I'm hungry, I'm going to go ahead and throw water on Tom or something and wake him up.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

We are making progress. We have one more step to go. Hopefully, next year we will finish the job.

hey, someone was spying on our monday team meeting!!

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

this NYT article on sen. kerry is depressing the hell out of me!

the guy was just not cut out for politics and i'm thinking it was for the best that he lost that election - who could clean up w's mess in four years with a hostile congress? - but, what with their taking over congress and all, you'd think the democratic party could have enough confidence to not keep trashing him

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYoeTYt2MTQ

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

oh hell no

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha when they showed that during the pregame last night I think I almost died laughing.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://railwayshoes.net/pavement/pavementstuff/spin_1.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

YES ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

NO BIG HAIR

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

best video ever?

http://jefframirez.com/ilx/malkmus.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

I WANT A RANGE LIFE

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

OUT ON TOUR WITH THE 311
I BET THEY DONT PLAY
THEIR MUSIC UP IN HEAVEN

--SM, Omaha bowling alley during the Brighten the Corners tour

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

"school's out, frank... what did you expect?"
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

oh man CSI: Matador would be so awesome

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

frank: someone pulled him in front of the train
caruso: yeah frank, it was a real railroad jerk
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

"looks like her date with IKEA... became a date with the devil."
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

"It's a brand new era, Frank... but it came too late."
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

looks like the deceased spent one too many nights exiled in guyville
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

you two should go to JAIL

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

now its just judy and her dream of hearses
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahaha

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/8648/pavediu3.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

omg

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

THAT just happened.

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

i am not as skilled as brian m with the photoshop, i couldn't figure out where to put hunter age 3

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

they are like the brady bunch version 2.AWESOME

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

front and centre

― Ed (dali), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

you got rid of SM, tho. good job!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

DUDE ALL LYRICS TO "TX NEVER WHISPERS" ARE EQUALLY SUITABLE AS CARUSOISMS

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

looks like westie can draw...hunter age 3
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

Gangsters like their knuckles bloody..
Pranksters spike the drinks of their buddies

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

frank: she's the only one who always inhales
caruso: not anymore, frank
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

frank: SHOULDA BEENA WESTCOAST BRIDE
caruso: She's dead now, Frank

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

"The streets are full of punks, Frank... and they've got spikes."
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

frank: we participate in this shit
caruso: now thats a hit
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

"i know him, and he does"
"then you're my fact checking cuz"
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

frank: oh my god
caruso: its everybodys god
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

god i hate brighten the corners

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

never learn not to post yaaaaowkm9.png

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

frank: summers' dry and fallow/reservoirs are shallow
caruso: the reservoirs are filled with bloated corpses.

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

god i hate brighten the corners

OTM

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

zr otm, except about hating BTC

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

get new ears blogger

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

whatever, i'm rocking out to starlings of the slipstream RIGHT NOW

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

that's like the only good one on there.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

Embassy Row! Type Slowly!

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/3617/paved2yf4.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

that is my favorite band, ever

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

Stereo" - 3:07 FUNNY STUPID
"Shady Lane/J vs. S" - 3:50 FUNNY
"Transport is Arranged" - 3:52 NOT BAD
"Date w/ IKEA" - 2:39 SPIRAL SUX
"Old to Begin" - 3:22 WUH
"Type Slowly" - 5:20 SWEET
"Embassy Row" - 3:51 EEHHHHHH
"Blue Hawaiian" - Liked it at first don't see the point now
"We Are Underused" - BORING
"Passat Dream" - 3:51 SPIRAL SUX, PT II
"Starlings of the Slipstream" - Pretty good!
"Fin" - 5:24 YAWN, shitty solos(

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

WUH
^^otm

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

"liberals say they don't exist/but I know that they do" = i love this album

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

ally picked a good day to not be at work, and thus not on this thread, huh?

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

yeah no shit. ^^^ hey let's take advantage of it! we should discuss another awesome awesome record or something

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Nanny2.jpg
"Remember kids, no indie while I'm gone."

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK OFF NANNY

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

sonned in a url beef ;_;
http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/7/7b/Nanny2.jpg

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

looks like my ex-gf

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

nanny's stockings are totally blood diamonds

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

you guys are fucking funny today!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

we have all had seven (7) drinks

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://angam.ang.univie.ac.at/class/ko/riotpunk/rebel.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

^^^ love it

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

looks like my ex-gf

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

awesome band it is true

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

"I'm so sorry if I'm alienating some of you"
"Your whole fucking culture alienates me!"
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

ILL WIN THAT MOTLEY CRUE MIRROR IF IT FUCKING KILLS ME

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

If you think Sonic Youth is cool and you
Think that they think that
You're not that cool
Does that mean everything to you?

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

frank: there are hearts no longer beating and there's entrails spilled on the floor
caruso: thats the way of the world
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE UPS GUY
http://shop.com.edgesuite.net/ccimg.shop.com/200000/209600/209663/products/34902498.jpg

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

OH SNAP YR FACE BLOGGER

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

IS THAT A USB TURNTABLE BLOGGER

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

YAAAAOW DAMN RIGHT

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

SWEET BLOGGER UPLOAD SOME SEVEN INCHES TONIGHT AND LET'S PARTY.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 5 February 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

ALL OF MY REKKIDS ARE IN MINNEAPOLIS ;_1
BUT MRS TV'S THE WANKETTE'S MOM IS GOING TO SHIP THEM V SOON 8D

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

I CANT WAIT FOR THAT EPISODE OF TV'S THE WANKETTE

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 5 February 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photos/thatsmymamaseason1dvd.jpg

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/2310/davidlu9.gif

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Monday, 5 February 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

NEVER BEFORE HAS ANYONE BEEN AS OTM AT DAVID CARUSO

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

HE'S SO OTM I CAN'T EVEN TYPE CORRECTLY

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

Lunch at Black's was alright. I mostly wanted to go to check out the space (designed by a competitor), which I was pretty underwhelmed by. Srsly dude that was like 5 species of wood just in the bar area, and none of them matched even though they were supposed to. The butternut squash soup was alright but should have had some textural contrast - at $8 I'm not playing around. Had the salmon croquette w/ old bay fries, both were very good in taste but I think the oil temp was a bit too low as there was a substantial amount of residual grease. Better than Houston's, on par with Green Papaya.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Monday, 5 February 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

wait is green papaya that thai place in bethesda? that shit rocks

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 5 February 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

word. The food there was on par with the food at Black's, but for like 0.5 x price.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Monday, 5 February 2007 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

My personal favorite picture of today:

http://jabootu.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/ucm6.JPG

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 February 2007 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

ugh. i had to watch that movie, once.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 5 February 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

green papya is vietnamese and has those awesome lemongrass pork spring roll thingies!

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 5 February 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

PICTURE NEEDS TEN CC'S OF RECHE CALDWELL STAT

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

oh i love those

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 5 February 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

haha i also keep reading that as "this is my favorite picture of me today" btw dan you are very pretty

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

oh vietnamese. me=racist

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 5 February 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHA Alex I was coming back to upload this when I read your post!

http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/9513/27455398pn3.jpg

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Monday, 5 February 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

they should all be that guy except for prince

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 5 February 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

even tho tom is dead, this has been a great day on the internet

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

"This has been a great day on the internet... even though Tom is dead."
http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/2310/davidlu9.gif

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Monday, 5 February 2007 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

i like how if we don't post for one day we assume the person is dead

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 5 February 2007 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

we should take a group picture so we can put a big X over anyone who fails to post.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Monday, 5 February 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

and so jaymc can see what we look like and put it in his spreadsheet for cross referencing

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 5 February 2007 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/3617/paved2yf4.jpg http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/7/7b/Nanny2.jpg

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK U HTML PARSER FUCK U FUCK U

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

anyway, that's the dcilx group photo

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 5 February 2007 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

Have you redesigned the dc thread to attract steve shasta?

― Friendly Tree (688), Monday, 5 February 2007 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

matador + YAAAAAAAOW = fucking brilliant a+++

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 5 February 2007 22:58 (nineteen years ago)

Jesus is this what happens to a thread when no chicks are posting?

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

hey i posted, i was arguing about pavement i think

we are Bikini Kill and we want revolution Grrrl Style now!!

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 01:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41434000/jpg/_41434156_markesmith_203.jpg

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 06:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/3470/markgn0.jpg

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

marry me

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

btw you are very pretty

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

02/06/07 : EVERYONE ELSE DIED

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

HEAVEN IS A TRUCK

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

today's married to the sea:

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/020607/two-in-the.gif

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

Punk Rock Novelty Covers!

this thread, it is an elaborate joke, right? no one actually likes ironic punk rock covers, right? for the love of god i've got very little left to believe in but i'd like to die knowing that at least no one actually likes novelty punk rock covers

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

i liked them when i was in high school. Rage to Live's Suite: Judy Blue Eyes.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

i liked them in high school too, mw. this is why i hate them so much now. i think it's the "novelty" bit that's upsetting me so much because i do still love shit like the husker's "eight miles high" and even the dk's bullshit (in moderation)

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

wait i forget which ironic cover the dk's did. i was never into them. remind me?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

but yeah i would never talk about them/think about them now except to laugh and point

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

viva las vegas and a million other things

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

what really? shit, i've never heard that. man you know what's bad are those stand up jello b. tapes. some dude @ my school paper in college used to make us listen to that shit. uggggghhhhhhh

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

i would take all this jello b standup tapes over henry rollins spoken word.

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

NO WAI

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

haha fuck both of them but jello is slightly less "YOU KNOW I AM SMART BECAUSE I WEAR GLASSES" aggro

more lolz:

Radiohead Live Youtube Bonanza

yah seriously I thought this was I Love Music not Bash other people for liking a song I don't.

who are these people?

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

virgins.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

also, i'm really into these things called "mashups" now

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

i'm behind the curve on that one--i didn't hear a mash up until last year and it freaked my shit out. also, we should discuss pete's angel/ex girlfriend up there

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

i am listening to telephone free landslide victory. i hope "RIP ALLYZAY AND TOMBOT all indie 2007 month" never ends.

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha! talk about ironic covers=i was so WASTED.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

guys I am thinking today that I am just really lucky that I don't have a fucking hernia. lift with legs, not with back apparently applies to overhauling the living room furniture AND taking out full bins of old magazines and booze empties to the street

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

we're here at t plus 40 hours and I'm still not very much capable of "bending" in any direction other than straight forward hunched-over old man style

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

NEVER FORGET

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

SUPER BOWL CITY 2007

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004D394.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.burnabynow.com/issues05/083105/photos/top3.jpg

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

what the fuck. I spent yesterday watching all of the star wars and then NFL network AMERICA'S GAME 1972 SMUGFUCKERS #1 TEAM EVER or whatever that special was actually called in the end. Anyway I think #2 team Chicago Bears was a disappointing episode what with not even bringing up the Super Bowl Shuffle.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

also: kudos on the Mark E Smith/Patsy photoshop AND that best band ever.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

wtf wtf wtf do not schedule my three-month review a week ahead of time and then change the time 10 minutes before it is supposed to start! That is rude, is it not? I mean this is my review ffs!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

Argh I was all mentally prepared and now I'm pissed and have to cool my heels until this afternoon.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

you should go in there half an hour early like all your interviewees.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

they're just trying to psych you out.

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

need I remind all of us that last time we had a little chat, I ended up bursting into tears? WHICH HAS NEVER HAPPENED IN MANY YEARS OF PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE AAAAAAERGH

XPOST AHAHAHAHHAAHAH BRIAN U R A TREAT!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

DO NOT WANT DO NOT WANT DO NOT LIKE

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

you should definitely storm into that person's office w/a flamethrower

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

he's one of our first recruits

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

I WANT TO GO HOME

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.jimaftercollege.com/movies/movie.covers/large/homeward.bound.jpg

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/63/Stealing_Home_DVD.jpg/200px-Stealing_Home_DVD.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

I WANT TO RESIGN

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

WAIT UNTIL YR EVALUATION

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.saturation.org/saturationblog/archives/resign.jpg

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

little known fact: nixon was just upset that congress moved the start time of his impeachment hearings

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

Man how come he gets to write a short, sweet little thing, no explanation or "Thank you for all I've learned" and all that bullshit? Fuck that guy.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

his rudeness was never pardoned

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

I almost resigned yesterday.. I'm so angry..
Would you all react badly if, say, you had a fairly significant chunk of work yet to do on your part of a project and, without any advance notice, your managers started showing the project to senior managers and giving others access to start "testing," and then gave you a totally unrealistic deadline for getting the work finished?
I should just resign.. But I don't have any money.. how long does it take to find a new job really?

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

Man how come he gets to write a short, sweet little thing, no explanation or "Thank you for all I've learned" and all that bullshit? Fuck that guy.

compare with "i no longer wish to be h.c. of the n.y.j."

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

You can get a temp job within a week, easily.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

LOL Kevin compare it with, "Fuck you Super Bowl losers, I'm leaving," I guess...

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

DEAR ED

WTF IS GOING ON ON THE VEGETARIANS THREAD??

xo
Ally

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

apparently I am the nabisco of food politics

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

We should all rub ourselves with chicken giblets before consuming hamburgers.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

OMG OLD LADY WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING TO ME THAT WAS A YES/NO QUESTION

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

i cant even imagine having a brain that would lead me to make a thread as OMGWTF as that one

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

Ed, I'm ok with rubbing meat all over myself, it's using the word "honor" repeatedly that is freaking me out. Are you guys MARRYING chicken carcasses?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

Its about all I'll ever get to marry [/LJ]

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

Well if that is the case then you need to shoot for lamb carcasses, they are tastier than chickens.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

srsly I think this is going to be the year of the lamb in the restaurant. Especially expect to see more lamburgers and lamb tartare.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

ALL of the lamb they had at whole foods the other day was preseasoned--why do stores keep doing this? Drives me insane. Also: they had no chicken wings. WTF, whole foods.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

Nothing says "honor" like having a suburban sysadmin pause reverently before devouring your corpse.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

i'm imagining that everyone posting to that thread is dressed like a klingon, btw.

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

Brian, upgrade to mutton, much tastier, as beef is to veal mutton is to lamb.

I am OK in the in the not needing to get into slaughterhouse necrophilia, I had a dead end in the autumn, Mr and Mrs hand tried to set me up with a lesbian, things could be worse.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

I am sooooo happy not to be clicking on that thread.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

I'm imagining everyone posting to this thread is dressed like this
http://obsequious.org/photos/wizardworld2005/she-ra.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

that's our company uniform

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

Incidentally LJ went to the same school as me, which explains a lot.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

didn't he also have a "accidentally dated a lesbian" story?

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

(NB: I HAVE ACCIDENTALLY FALLEN FOR ALL THIS GAY GIRLS)

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

All the LJ stories are as one.

(NB: I HAVE ACCIDENTALLY FALLEN FOR ALL THIS GAY GIRLS)

story of my life, or maybe the winter.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

I have never done that! Shockingly.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

this picture cracks me up??
http://espn-ak.starwave.com/photo/2007/0205/nfl_a_peyton_412.jpg
it's like the trophy is going to start a speech too?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

I have dated a gay girl but that worked out ok for me LOL losers!!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

omg that veggie thread i hate the internets

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

shit needs some caruso, y'know?

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

The solstice barn/soukos/rock and roll dance was a disgrace in this respect. I kept hitting on the dykes, perhaps the straight girls were hiding.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

you guys are not ever going to get sick of that, are you

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

Or maybe, Ed... all the straight girls were dead.
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

maybe I should not have gone to the club with this flyer

http://www.cutashine.co.uk/flyers/CASe-Flyer.jpg

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

"solstice party" = red flag

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

Srsly how could that be anything BUT a lesbian fest?

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

I was there and I am not a lesbian!

(Sorry to barge in, but you shouldn't go posting things like that where I'm going to see them pop up in blog view and not expect me to click on the link.)

― Fire and Worms (kate), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

You'd left by midnight though. I was drunk and reckless till the early morning. Plus, I didn't hit on you as your mother was there. (Nor your mother for that matter).

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

Ed, why aren't you dating masonicboom? She is straight!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

she's also crazy!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

We've lived together, it would not work.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

Ed, why aren't you dating masonicboom? She is straight!

-- quincie (quinci...), Today 12:06 PM. (quincie) (later) (link)

she's also crazy!

-- Mr. Que (whateve...), Today 12:06 PM. (Mr.Que) (later) (link)

that is basically my type!

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

Plus I rub myself with chicken gizzards.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

ANOTEHR ILX LOVE MATCH

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

My mother is single! You should have chatted her up! Wait, she would have whacked you with an umbrella if you'd tried.

Sorry, I'm not hanging around and disrupting this thread. I just wanted to point out that it is a vast diservice to hippie girls to say that they are all lesbians. The meat thread has gone to my brain and I must now withdraw and recover.

― Fire and Worms (kate), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, me too hahaha i always do the same thing afterwards: WITHDRAW AND RECOVER

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

i love hamburgers and leaving the heat on full blast all night to date masonicboom.

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

wvs ed soukous is rad i would go to all of this parties.

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

That party was very female and gay. Or perhaps my spectacularly bad and drunken attempts at hitting on people were:

a) misdirected
b) fended off with feign lesbianism

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

There were a lot of straight girls in the room, but most of them had met me before.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

someone take away my shovel.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

what the fuck, yet again

not you, ed, everyone else, I mean.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

another red flag is when you're at karaoke and she does one of the emcee's songs from cabaret.

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

another red flag is when she makes you watch under the cherry moon

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

another red flag is when she has pictures of her ex boyfriend on her bulletin board next to her bed

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

One time we were at karaoke and this girl was trying really hard to hit on our friend and was asking him to go up with her and sing a song because she was too shy or something and he asked "What song would you like to sing" and she replies "LET'S GET IT ON" and then he replies "That isn't a duet" and leaves to go get another drink for himself.

wtf!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

^^^Gay

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

there was also a fight and slapping occurred and the end of the story is that I have never done karaoke again since.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

i only watched karaoke once (did not do) and it sucked balls

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

i've fallen in love with two (2) lesbians during karaoke. they have better taste in song selection.

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

mw do you want to go to karaoke with me

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

i would just like to note here for posterity that pete and alex are fuckin bros of the highest order for enabling the strangest trivia night ever

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

I did karaoke with a bunch of British ILXors except it was in NYC so it was like a little wtfy, GET OFF MY LAND kind of thing but it was kind of hilarious too, especially since I was somehow NOT the worst singer there, by several steps.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

if there's one thing pete and i do well, it's enable zr.

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

mw do you want to go to karaoke with me
-- fuck yr face blogger (a|e...), February 6th, 2007 5:18 PM. (a_p)

no sorry. we still need to have beckett n' beerz night tho.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

let's organize a karaoke night and trick mw into attending.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

I will only do karaoke to the pet shop boys

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

ok mark we can do it maybe after my hot date with kate

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

mw's already set down for "frankly mr. shankly" tho

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

xpost al3x good luck with that. if you still are alive after that date, even though you are dead now, i will still not do karaoke with you.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

man i bet kate's totally gonna turn out to be a lesbian TYPICAL

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

Please to post pictures of your arse, your hair and let me know when your last bath was.

I will decide on my sexuality for the evening after these tokens are provided.

― Fire and Worms (kate), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

so wait alex is stealing mw's wife (who has already been established to be a lesbian at football lesbian sundays) while mw freaks a parking meter, is this what the situation is coming down to?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

or are you going on hot dates with both kates? fucking player.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

i wish i could go back in time and make people forget or possibly i could borrow the rayguns from the dudes on that tv movie show men in black to erase the fact that I ever said anything about parking meters and the smiths

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

no dude, alex is not stealing my wife, he is stealing kate, who even though she said she would not be reading this thread is reading this thread

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

wait i forgot that i said i was also dating kate masonicboom.

this is just like a three's company episode.

mw: i'm not stealing your wife i'm just going on a date with her be cool.

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

mw you were not at the super bowl where it was revealed they were going on a hot date. alex is bogarting the kates!!!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

THIS WILL NOT STAND DEATH TO BLOGGAS

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

EVERYONE IS GOING ON A HOT DATE EXCEPT FOR ME

THIS SUCKS

I'M GOING TO GO KIDNAP AN ASTRONAUT

FUCK U ALL

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

I am dry in the hot date department right now. The guardian newspaper promised me love and all I have is cold tears.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

ed, you should ask ally out

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

yeah Ed dude she's desperate, she's kidnapping john glenn and shit

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

wif diapers on

― grbchv! (skowly), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

I think Glenn's been in diapers for a while now.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

HOT DATE TONITE MOFOS!

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK U DUDE

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

i mean HAVE FUN

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

Perhaps I should just take TVs the WANKETTE on a hot date.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

no hot dates here

― grbchv! (skowly), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

YEAH I HEARD HE'S GAY. WANKETTE THAT IS

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

HE LIKES THE FALL FER CHRISSAKESS

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

I HAVE A HOT DATE WITH VIDEO GAMES

;_;

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

Surely there is a Moose or something with your name on it. I've seen northern exposure I know what happens up north.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

eyebrows, poindexter, dirtbag and thyme should be our next team name alex

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cantonrep.com/slides/2005_0808_HOFgame/images/08.jpg

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

the brian dawkins is becoming more popular
http://images.nfl.com/photos/img9978314.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00005NGUM.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
^^^^zr

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

i have impeccable bone structure, it's true

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

SHOW US YR TITS

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

T-minus five minutes to rescheduled review. *SCARED*

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

GET DRUNK

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

HURRY

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

NO TIME AAAAAGH

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

HOW ELSE CAN I GET FIRED WITH GREAT PROMPTITUDE?

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

what's the worst that can happen? they fire you? you hate the job - that's a gift is what that is..

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

Yes yes you are right, but they're not going to fire me, so whatever it is will be somehow worse!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

they're going to make you read the vegetarian thread

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

TOO LATE

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

or the post that starts out the walmart thread

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha maybe they will promote me, which would be the ABSOLUTE WORST!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

Although having already established that they think I'm not performing to expectations (?), this is unlikely.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

i thought for sure i was getting canned when i was called in for my last review back in december. i basically stopped trying about 8 months ago so it wasn't a huge surprise. what was surprising was when they said they loved my work and gave me a bonus and a raise. after 3 years of busting my ass and going above and beyond and getting nothing for it i finally stopped trying and got recognized for it. i think if i actively engage in sabotage i may get a promotion out of it.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

Hmmmm. Apparently my meeting will be starting late as my supervisor is busy with SOMEONE ELSE.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ Q

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

I think there's no review and they're just fucking with you.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT THE HELL????

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

flamethrowers.

my boss just told me she was "losing it"

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

michaeldouglasfallingdown.jpg

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

Seriously I mean yeah maybe this rescheduling/lateness is not a big deal, but when I was a supervisor I NEVER pulled this shit because I thought that would be really really, uh, NOT PROFESSIONAL.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

Also if boss tells me they are promoting the fink coworker to be my boss I will calmly inform her that I am headed to my desk to type up my resignation, which she will have on her desk in three minutes.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.doctorfink.com/siteart/finkbiopic3.jpg

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

deep breaths--it will be okay :(

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

hahahah "Dr. Fink"

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

sorry q 8(

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

nonono that is awesome!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

It actually looks a little bit like the actual dude!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

I've already written my resignation letter.. wondering if I should threaten to resign first to see if anything changes, or just pack my stuff and walk out

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

OK srsly I just sent her an e-mail all "let me know when you're ready" (b/c she is in office w/door closed) and she types back "will do" and then sends out an e-mail to another coworker (with me as cc: ) on some totally ridiculous topic?

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

you should go to HR

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

Half hour late now! But she's out of her office chatting with another person down the hall about stupid crap! So nice that she is taking time to be well-prepared for our discussion!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

This is bullshit. I'm now scheduled to be in a different meeting with her and another person.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

If it makes you feel better, my three month review here was FOUR MONTHS LATE (the excuse given: Oh I guess we forgot, because of your wedding ????????????????????????). And I haven't received another one since.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

is q dead too now? ;_1

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

we're all dead, inside.
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

why do i read any other thread

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

the DC one is the best one!

-- Friendly Tree (68...), Today 12:13 PM. (688) (later) (link)

OTM

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

what is that from!!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

watercooler

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

omfg are you actually reading the watercooler thread? I'm going to go read it now too.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

I am undone.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

fuck yr face blogger, that thread sucks!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

That's fightin' talk.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

oh I will take you.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

OK I just read that UK Watercooler thread, the one where Kate goes batshit ("the one") -- and I have to ask, how come Ned posts on there and Hastings, but he doesn't give DC and Chicago any love? Has he ever posted here? I don't think he's posted on Chicago once.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

Because he hates us all, secretly.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

HI I DIDN"T SEE THT YOU GUYZ WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT WATERCOOLER

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

Ned-Dan-Kate love triangle revealed.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

OUR THREAD IS THE BESTEST

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

we have dang perry sometimes, maybe he and ned have a regional thread worksharing deal

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.kamsewunique.com/blue-ribbon-icon-lg.gif

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

OKAY I AM PUTTING THE BIG FICKING KIBBOSH ON THIS ALLEGED "LOVE TRIANGLE" RUMOR RIGHT NOW

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

the vegetarian thread is now sickening me

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

stop reading it

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

I'm going to, I didn't know it had turned into "disgusting chat time let's eat livers of animals and discuss eating tendons and shit hour" over there!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

yum!

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

Honor the thread.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

Ed, I'm not afraid of butchering up animals, touching their parts, ripping shit out of cavities but I AM NOT EATING THOSE PARTS THAT IS GROSS.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

DC thread is very good, it's true. back upthread, when you guys do karaoke, do you go to Cafe Japone (sp?)? it was the only place I ever did karaoke in DC, and I love/hated it.

xpost: Ally, your "are you guys MARRYING all this chickens" thread made me laugh a lot.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

duh. by "thread," I mean "post," obvs.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

we don't do karaoke here, brother horseshoe!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

Whatever, MrQ. Some people here know how to express the joys of song in ways that don't involve parking meters.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

sister horseshoe.
/jaymc.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

TRY AGAIN "BROTHER" QUE

Cafe Japone is the place we were at where fighting occurred and our friend couldn't figure out that poor girl was trying to get in our pants! I haven't been there in ages--it's like right round the corner from two of our houses' though so we should go (and drag MW)

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

DONT FOLLOW LEADERS/WATCH YR PARKING METERS

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

ahem.

let's organize a karaoke night and trick mw into attending.

-- Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (), February 6th, 2007.

I will only do karaoke to the pet shop boys

-- Ed (), February 6th, 2007.

ok mark we can do it maybe after my hot date with kate

-- fuck yr face blogger (), February 6th, 2007.

mw's already set down for "frankly mr. shankly" tho

-- whatever i do, it's right (), February 6th, 2007.

I don't remember Cafe Japone having any Smiths, for what it's worth.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

i've been to japone a couple times -- you have to show up already very very drunk. if you go with me they will turn down the microphone and ask you to please stop dancing.

xpost dude my friend p@trick almost got in a fight with a dude there too!

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f294/shugahbugah/morrissey-punches.gif

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

can we please stop talking about karaoke, which is stupid?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

hee, Kevin, pls to call me sister horseshoe at TT from now on.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

I don't remember anything Cafe Japone has besides "Love Shack" which is the song that erupted the fight.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

I hate Love Shack almost as much as I hate Piano Man

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

ok, we basically had the exact same night there

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

Alex I will go with you to Cafe Japone at any level of drunkenness as long as you promise to do at least one (1) song entirely in yr Mark E. Smith impression. Especially if that one (1) song is a Backstreet Boys song or something.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

I take this back.

OUR THREAD IS THE BESTEST
-- Mr. Que (whateve...), February 6th, 2007 7:34 PM. (Mr.Que)

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

sad-but-true dept: when i woke up this morning, the first thought that assembled itself in my mind was "if dan perry came back as a dolphin, would you listen to him then?"

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

shut up don't be such a sore loser just because today we want to talk about kareoke love shack and not pavement.

xpost whoa

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

I sang "Livin' on a Prayer" at Cafe Japone once. and befriended some people visiting from Jersey as a result. I think you basically have to have Livin' on a Prayer to get your karaoke liscence. (sorry, Mr. Que! I came in your thread and made it about karaoke!)

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

guys go to veggie thread right now

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g49/xoxomoz/morrissey_icecream.gif

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

Tom, i salute you, I am glad that I am portrayed as a Lancaster Bomber.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

morrissey_icecream.gif needs YAAAAAAOW!

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

so that is what Tom has been off doing all day, I was wondering if he left work early and busted into my Wii or something.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

aw! Morrissey is so cute there.

Tom is a genius, also.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

sad-but-true dept: when i woke up this morning, the first thought that assembled itself in my mind was "if dan perry came back as a dolphin, would you listen to him then?"

-- whatever i do, it's right (teenagequie...), February 6th, 2007. (teenagequiet)

what did $ethnicity $girl say to that??

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

Anyone want to pick me out a Vegetarian.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

YEEEEEEEEOW!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

xxp - we'll find out tomorrow, fuckface!

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.guardiansoulmates.com/s/view/9148/s/0

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

Have children: Yes, not living with me
Want children: Ask me later

HAHAHAHA

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

ok, brian is laughing at lonely old widows now

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

blood diamonds

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

Brian I asked you not to repost my personal ad up here, wtf.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

btw ally i am v financially secure

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

ally do you hate your kids?

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

do you speak arabic? if so meet me tonite at cafe japone for hot date

xpost they haven't done anything for me!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

dear man from ad agency who i have never met and keeps hitting on me on the phone in a more and more obvious way:

YOU ARE V. CREEPY

thanks!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.whitecastle.com/valentinesday/

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT IS UP WITH THAT? god, the phenomenon of hitting on people one has never seen over the phone boggles my mind. I remember once booking a hostel reservation and having the dude get all, "hey baby" on me and I was like, how bored are you?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

I think if I had a job that involved being on the phone all day I'd probably hit on people over the phone out of boredom.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

Mostly dudes, probably.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

God the worst was working at Ticketmaster, every other phone call was some lonely college student trying to get tickets to Outkast or basketball who would all be like, "Hey, do you want to come with me?" NO. THAT IS CREEPY.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

dude, they were just trying to be yr friend!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha "do you want to come with me" wtf lonely dudes

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

For all they knew I weighed 300 lbs and was actually a dude! It's not even like I have some kind of sexy voice ffs, it was just kind of pathetic. This one is even weirder because this man, unlike the Ticketmaster patrons, must be in his late 20s at the very, very least. And I have lost my voice anyway so sitting there like all hot and bothered over speaking to me is completely insane.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

no one ever told them that the best way to impress a girl is to win trivia

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

im still at work:(

― Friendly Tree (688), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

sounds like lonely dudes need a hug me pillow.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

I think I'm going to just start yelling "NO" into the phone when it rings.

xpost to be honest it is more like the best way to impress a girl is to be as obnoxious as possible without being creepy, and it sounds like some of you are holding down those fronts well at trivia with yelling things like "Planned Parenthood" and such.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

anyway, the rolling london dancing thread is the best london thread because it has going out on it, and is full of the joys of life

― Friendly Tree (688), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PQPO0mZG_k

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

brian wtf is that!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

For all they knew I weighed 300 lbs and was actually a dude!

well, exactly! I wish someone would force these dudes to put their money where there mouth is. like, when I got off the phone with hostel dude, he was all smarmily, "so, I guess I'll see you when you get here," and I really wanted to, like, sic an agressive tranny on him or something. ugh.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

wtf my baaaaccckkk

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

brian wtf is that!

It's CREEPY! I think I wanna get like 20 of them.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

Oh I got a doorman fired for being creepy once but in fairness I was not a patron of the hotel, I happened to work next door to it, and he started like coming into my workplace and openly harassing me, in my place of business. Like, it wasn't bad enough that he'd actually GRAB me while I was walking by and try to force me to talk to him and flirt with him, now he was coming to my desk (WHICH WAS BEYOND RECEPTION, WTF WITH OUR RECEPTIONIST) and telling me off. CREEEEEEEPY.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

Then I started dating a former doorman of the rival building and that really pissed him off :D

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

maybe the dudes think you sound like a 300 lb tranny, ever think of that? maybe they're HOPING for a 300 lb tranny.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

ew. That sucks. Men are creeps.

xpost--hahaha!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

But then THAT guy was the guy who showed me a photo album full of half-naked girls!!! Fucking doormen.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

I was really used to being able to correct most of my midafternoon lumbar stiffness by twisting around to each side and making lots of popping noises with my spine but now I'm too sore to pull it off! argh fuck shit ass fuck aaaaaaarrrrrgh

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

Do you have any advil or anything?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

Lie on the floor, head on a book about an inch and a half thick. raise your knees so that your feet are flat on the floor and about 2 feet apart. Breath deeply.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

guys I am really bored

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.dougshaw.com/garfield.html

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

me too buddy - random garfield time

XPOST HAHAHAHA

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/2001/ga010309.gif
^^^ LJ

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

I know that's not random but I discovered that view background image allows you to view all of the comic.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/example_cat_4.jpg
^^^^ this is funnier than garfield

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

it is really, really strange how crazy awesome garfield becomes once you remove all of the cat's thought balloons

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

it'd be really fucking awesome if Pets in Uniform did Garfield in Uniform

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

this one reminds me of the rabbits in IE

http://a709.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/17/l_5ed3a5a39caa10ca132177044c3bc53c.jpg

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

Update: I resigned. And then I kinda unresigned. And then I pretty much resigned again but in an open-ended kinda way?

Seriously that was the weirdest meeting ever ever ever I mean it was like it was happening to someone else! On my boss' part, too!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

whoa what happens?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

Do you get to eat ice cream in your pyjamas tomorrow?

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

yeah more details q

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

yeah like call your husband first or something so he's not shocked on the internet!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

does "open-ended resignation" mean you get to see other jobs on the side?

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

have you gone "freelance"?

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

Q WE HAVE CONCERNS!

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

calling husband i bet

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

nope!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

ok so I'm alternating between basically having an asthma attack staring at pancakesonaut on the one thread and then trying to keep a straight face of solid concern here and it's starting to give me a headache!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

not answering her phone

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

WTF

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

also I probably wouldn't call my husband if I resigned, I wouldn't stay at work either, it would become drinks o' clock.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

okay, that makes me feel better.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

I'm guessing another meeting.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that could be it, too.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

yeah def another mtg

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

or shopping o'clock, really depends I guess. I would guess more meetings and/or leaving early is going on?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

she wouldn't go to drinks without telling the internets

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe she is now working for this guy:

http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/pancakes.jpg

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

guys we can have drinks o 'clock at my house to celebrate/condolences job problems and play wii but the caveat is only one controller right now :\

xpost ahahaghbuginaohrson no!!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

soooooo i guess details not forthcoming on what happens :/

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

OK I'm going to lurch home and see about hooking up this nintendo bidnz

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

somebody bring me some more of those jarritos

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

somebody bring me some more of those beers

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

trade ya (most of the beer that's left is actually yours)

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

yeah we still have beerz, I didn't drink even one yesterday.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

ok, speaking of details not being forthcoming

[16:13] [redacted buddy]: shit
[16:13] [rb]: I gotta go get a passport
[16:13] AP: what?
[16:14] [rb]: i'll explain later
[16:14] *** "[rb]" signed off at Tue Feb 06 16:14:11 2007.

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

Q?!?

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

extraordinary rendition?!

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

she alive - more forthcoming this evening i think - i communicated DC strong love

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

ok now I'm lost!!!!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

Er, I don't think anyone thought she was dead...? (The pancakeonaut would have been in poor taste otherwise.)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

everyone in DC is dead

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

nope.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/41/82358682_2708379bbe.jpg

THE MILLION MAN MARCH

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

I am alive. Some day this will make for good story. A thread, even! I mean this is up there with some of Ally's fucked-up workplace shit!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

oh dear now I have to hear it!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

Well, for now just send me good wishes because the next couple of days/weeks are going to be, at best, very, very weird.

I'm totally exhausted and really, really need to get out of here :(

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.pennypostcards.com/salami/pc115.jpg

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

go home, dude!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

hey could someone live blog the explanation procedings for those of us following from afar the story of quinicies resignation/not resignation/maybe resignation?

thanks!

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

go home! get out of work, if you want drinky at any point before Fri give call/come over/whatevs!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know why I threw in the Friday thing in there. I've got a really bad headache and I apologize for that being confusing.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

ok, i'm looking for a job in dc now. the chicago thread is agruing about which is more important, air temperature or wind chill factor.

:( x 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

omfg those are like the people who live in Arizona and then point out that it isn't "so bad" that it is 700 degrees there in July, because "there's no humidity," wtf cold is cold, hot is hot, who cares about the nitty gritties of WHY it is horrible outside and no one should ever actually venture outside unless absolutely necessary in order to get to a bar/a store/POSSIBLY to work.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

sometimes we have arguments about which aggressive cat is more aggressive.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

yo we field a good team here kevin - come over any time

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

i just applied for a job in dc. i'd actually started the application process last week then forgot until i said i was applying for a job in dc and i thought, "wait a minute idiot, YOU ARE applying for a job in dc".

i won't get it but i have to at least get myself into the habit of looking and applying.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

wait, seriously? That rules.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

DC job haters sonned by chicago kevin in job search beef

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, it's for the same branch of the gvt i work for now but it isn't in the office i thought it was. but once i figured that out and realized my current boss wouldn't have any pull i tabled the application. but i only thing i had left to do was submit a hard copy resume and a copy of my sf-52 so wtf, i may as well apply and let them tell me to go shit in my hat.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

Anyone want to hire me as their illegal immigrant maid?

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

i sat around my apt. fri. night and wondered if i could make enough money to survive working as a bar back.

the answer was no.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

I'd probably make more money working in a bar

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

FACT: if you work at a bar in DC, pete will have a crush on you.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

FACT: if you ~~work at a bar in DC~~ are a girl, pete will have a crush on you.

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

guys let's all open a bar!

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

1. Thanks for gyrating Mozzers.
2. I like karaoke.
3. Sorry Q. Hope everything works out.

That is ridiculous the way the meeting even stuttered to a start.

You will all be sad to know that the 'Vending Machines, Coin Operating' publication of the census bureau has been discontinued.

x-post ahaha

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

let's just re-open the childe harold

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, does this resignation/non-resignation mean Quincie won't come back to Chicago and actually hang out with us this time?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

THIS OPENING A BAR THING IS THE BEST IDEA ANY OF US HAVE EVER HAD

also here is a german-language cover of Captain Sensible's Wot: http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=batch_download&batch_id=bFFQQ1Z1cTJiV3g1VEE9PQ

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

listen Ned gave it to me, don't blame me.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

1. I love pete smith, who cares who that dude loves
2. Q offered to hang out with y'all Chicagoers at the Airport Hilton or some such, no one showed up=bummerz for Chicago
3. Shit's as fucked up as before, basically I think the same thing happened as last time, supervisor said she wasn't doing her work,etc.
4. She needs to go to HR about this, I think? Like, tomorrow?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

#4 OTM

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah that's what I'm gonna stress during tonight's press conference

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

I mean dinner

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

re: opening bar

I already have battle plans drawn up. It is my greatest dream to convert Barrel House Liquors to a bar.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

MrQ, please to live blog press conference.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

you mean dinner? isn't that TV's THE WANKETTE'S job?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/142/374746139_ba160eb2cb.jpg

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

that would pretty much rule.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

5:42 Second Newcastle as enjoyable as first. Maybe I will order Chinese.

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

fuck u mr. second newcaslte!!!!! ;_;

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

okay i love this thread again

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

2nd newcastle >>>> 4th fresca. fuck yr face, blogger.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

5:46 senator second p. newcastle wants to invoke cloture ;_;

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

man ordering chinese too. seriously!!! i have to MAKE my dinner. and have had NO (0) beer yet!!! i am jealous of mr. chen's ordering.

maybe I go home and drink all of these amarones?? hmmm.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

drinkn beer it feels good

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

2. Q offered to hang out with y'all Chicagoers at the Airport Hilton or some such, no one showed up=bummerz for Chicago

What? That never happened.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

5:46 senator second p. newcastle wants to invoke cloture ;_;
-- fuck yr face blogger (a|e...), February 6th, 2007 10:46 PM. (a_p)

WILL THE SENATOR FROM KENTUCKY PLEASE STAND

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

i feel this really weird awful sense of...maybe not dread but something bad today and it's making me really...not exactly hyper but something. i don't know. LIKE EVERYTHING NEEDS TO CHANGE, IMMEDIATELY. if that makes sense?? argh I'm just gonna go home and have a drink.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i was just kidding jaymc. she was way too busy on those two trips to see other chicagoans, which sucks, but yeah that's one of the reasons why she hates the job=she's overworked. she was basically stuck at the airport for two days on that second trip of hers.

xpost: yes totally ally. like impending doom

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

guys remember when tom literally killed that vegetarian thread? like with his bare hands? it just stopped! that was awesome.

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

it nearly broke his back ;_1

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:54 (nineteen years ago)

ally this feeling might be wii-related

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

6:08 URGENT UPDATE: Bag of chips nearly empty, becoming increasingly difficult to scoop salsa.

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

-- Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyza...), February 6th, 2007. (allyzay)

ally i 100% agree with you about this - i cant put my finger on it, but theres some kind of HUGE but not definitely ultimately bad vibration out there today. i feel cosmically connected yo.

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 23:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.quizilla.com/M/mattababy/1075690038_turesgiant.jpg

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 23:22 (nineteen years ago)

i think i felt this way once two years ago and like raved to my roommates at the time how i was having some premonition like HUGE CHANGE COMING - lotsa psychic energy and shit

XPOST OMG ONE OF MY DRAFTS OF THIS POST RIGHT HERE INCLUDED THAT LINE

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 23:22 (nineteen years ago)

Was garfield ever actually funny?

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

avoid yr fathers and uncles

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

My bropeople, thank you for your concern and your support. For realz! This thread and world's most awesome spouse have been, like, the highlights of my otherwise dire week. OK Sunday was awesome and yesterday was OK too, but you know what I mean.

So yeah talk about signs from the universe, on my way out of the office I run into an HR person (the one I spoke to last week) on the elevator, and the second I see her I burst into tears again, and she makes me tell her the deal and then tells me I have have have to talk to her boss (head HR lady) tomorrow--she made me promise. So I will do that although I'm not sure what the point is? And I'm running out of energy trying to be articulate and shit?

But anyway I am back home, I have internets and wine and Jim Lehrer and a sick kitty (insert sad face emoticon) who is being ultra-cute, and awesome dirtbike friends, so all is not lost. How about we all just quit all these jobs and, like, form a commune and sell badass revolutionary beerz.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 23:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.buyolympia.com/combined/images/sesame_love_lg.jpg

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 23:36 (nineteen years ago)

Luv to Q. You could always transition into medical librarianship, should things get too dire:) For example, why are their so many different versions of Medline and why don't students understand that sometimes they will have to go to the NLM, because not everything is free on the internet to everyone at every time.

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 23:48 (nineteen years ago)

if you guys open a bar i will move out there on general principle.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 00:31 (nineteen years ago)

aww, Q, hang in there! Go to HR. Clearly this workplace is the problem.. But this is good, you have time before tomorrow to calm down and figure out what you want to say. It's your supervisor's responsibility to, you know, supervise in an actual constructive way.

Top Ten Reasons Why People Quit Their Jobs

Sometimes I just tell myself "there's no crying at [my office]" and then when that doesn't work I go in the bathroom and cry there

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

9. Management promotes someone who lacks training and/or necessary experience to supervisor, alienating staff and driving away good employees.

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 01:09 (nineteen years ago)

guys my plan is this, let's all move to Bermuda, and open a bar there.

it's not really fleshed out but if you guys think it's solid I'll start working on the business plan. though I don't know if they offer minority business incentive loans in Bermuda.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 01:09 (nineteen years ago)

oh my god that list OTM

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 01:13 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i know.. My current reading material -
Tools for Personal Growth: Preventing Burnout

another checklist!

34. sense of failure in everything you try

YAY

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

uh dude maybe I shouldn't have read that

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 01:47 (nineteen years ago)

"desire to run away" indeed

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 01:47 (nineteen years ago)

CHEER UP
http://freeshare.us/127fs424669.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 01:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.heynick.com/images/posters/cheerful-whistling.gif

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

jesus christ guys

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

i just discovered a new thing i'm terrible at. wii bowling!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

ok ok i'll stop, look at this, it's bound to cheer everyone up.
http://www.siameseconnection.traditionalcats.com/images/kittens/current/Bluebell%20&%20her%20kittens(pink%20collars).jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

sorry q! maybe unc winning tomorrow night will make you feel better :(

ps if you open a bar i will move back to dc and work for you.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 02:23 (nineteen years ago)

I am going to create some nintendo caricatures of MITRE employees and GS fuckers I have to work with and beat the shit out of them every night in Wii Boxing. I am a fucking fury. Also, my Wii version of myself looks like I got a heavy dose, plus am confused.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

= extra humiliation for smiling, clean-cut incompetents I beat the shit out of in digital motion-sensing dreamworld

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

1. ILX Bar = best idea ever. I call evening shifts as bartender.
2. Q - totally go talk to HR Big Mamma. Being driven to tears at work is unacceptable.
3. Wii Boxing is AWESOME. I played it here a few wiiks ago. Damn cool.

I don't want to study tonight, and the six Newcastles in my fridge are screaming my name.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 03:33 (nineteen years ago)

Jesus, Q! Those fuckers deserve to be fired from your life. I hope tomorrow some justice is done.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:03 (nineteen years ago)

if you guys open a bar i will move out there on general principle.

-- chicago kevin (blablabl...), February 6th, 2007 5:31 PM. (chicago kevin) (later) (link)

me too.

also: dirtbike friends!!!! WAHT

― grbchv! (skowly), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:05 (nineteen years ago)

seriously, go talk to HR, they seem very amenable to trying to fix the problem. I mean, honestly, I don't understand the problem other than it seems to boil down to you not being given work, and then your supervisor blaming you for not doing work--which is horseshit, what are you supposed to do?? It'll be ok, q!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:07 (nineteen years ago)

also: we're all dirtbikers.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:07 (nineteen years ago)

ok i am moving

maybe i will go to howard med school!

― grbchv! (skowly), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:09 (nineteen years ago)

(are there other schools in DC? Georgetown, right?)

― grbchv! (skowly), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:13 (nineteen years ago)

GWU, GMU, Georgetown, UDC, CUA, Howard, U-Maryland, etc etc

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:15 (nineteen years ago)

ah, georgetown

do not recommend

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_colleges_and_universities_in_the_District_of_Columbia

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:17 (nineteen years ago)

American U, Johns Hopkins, all the mini-Maryland franchises, I know I gotta be forgetting some

even Bob Jones' Intelligent Design Anti Abortion Homeschooler Fuck Secular Govt College!

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:18 (nineteen years ago)

i just sent off my resume to one (1) new job possibility. that wasn't so bad. now i have to look for more..

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:19 (nineteen years ago)

My sis goes to Hopkins. I should come visit.

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

so many schools. uh, why dont you guys go ahead and build a dirtbikin' bar and get back to me ok?

― grbchv! (skowly), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:23 (nineteen years ago)

everyone should come visit! Also, unrelated tho possibly not, we should have a slumber party!! i will announce business plans at this party. i am now addicted to the idea of throwing a party.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:27 (nineteen years ago)

I nominate myself as bartender. At least for part of the shifts.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:56 (nineteen years ago)

i am also a trained bartender.

i went to the minnesota school of bartending! for $60!

― grbchv! (skowly), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:57 (nineteen years ago)

q, i am really, really fucking sorry to hear of yr continuing bullshit workplace troubles (also, dar1a, ally and, oh, EVERY SINGLE PERSON HERE EXCEPT PETE I GUESS. STEPHEN X, DO YOU HATE YOUR JOB? YOU ARE PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY PERSON WHOSE STATUS IS UNCLEAR). obvs we love you very much and are praying to the god we all know doesn't exist that shit resolves awesomely.

dirtbiking bar = yes.

$girl = yes.

http://destination.rock.free.fr/rockint/images/easterevery.jpg = yes.

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:58 (nineteen years ago)

Other than the insurance, start-up costs, administrative hoops to jump through, and relatively low rate of success in starting a new bar, whats to stop us?

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 05:00 (nineteen years ago)

yr attitude

― grbchv! (skowly), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 05:01 (nineteen years ago)

zr why are you posting on the internet on DATE NIGHT

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 05:01 (nineteen years ago)

Also - bar should be in VA. Smoking in bar is necessity. I understand that there are some STRONG anti-VA feelings on this board, but, unless we start the bar someplace like CA and can have outdoor seating for smokers year-round, it doesn't seem like a non-smoking bar would really fit all of the needs of this board, does it?

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 05:02 (nineteen years ago)

B.L.A.M. raises an important point

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 05:04 (nineteen years ago)

ally, when is the party

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 05:04 (nineteen years ago)

BEAUTIFUL STEAK METHOD

by Tombot

- 1 steak, like a sirloin, from honest cow, now dead*
- 1 tsp coarse ground black pepper
- 1 tsp kosher salt
- 1/2 tsp parsley flakes
- 1/2 tsp garlic powder
- optional dash of cayenne/jane's crazy mixed-up pepper/chipotle or whatever to taste

put seasonings in bowl and toss together.
put steak on plate.
pinch seasoning mix in fingers, hold over steak, let go
repeat until top of steak is more or less covered and half of seasonings remain, whichever comes first.
with pinching hand, press seasoning mix into surface of steak by pushing down softly and turning. do this until top of steak looks completely delicious.
flip over, note absence of delicious appearance on other side, correct using above method.

after both sides are delicious looking, leave steak alone for 2-5 minutes.

heat grill or whatever on HIGH, throw steak on grill. wait until bottom is visibly totally delicious - DO NOT PICK STEAK OFF GRILL TO DO THIS. just look closely and check that maillard reaction has taken full effect. FLIP STEAK. again, wait for browning/grill marks to occur, press down with grill spatula on top surface if steak has curled up from previous browning process. it is okay if lots of steam rises off the steak while you press down, the thing is full of tasty juice, you won't dry it out.

When both the top and bottom are brown and marked but the middle is still visibly bright pink, you are done. remove to clean plate, eat.

* cow must be both honest, dead

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

feelin out the vibe here

― GULLIBLE (Mandee), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

I disagree, start with a live cow, kill, hang for a long arsed time.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

OPTIONAL MUSHROOM SHERRY MUSTARD GLAZE

- a bunch of mushrooms
- some dry sherry
- some mustard and stuff

have your wife make a sauce for the steak. after you put the steak on a plate, put the sauce on top of the steak, with a spoon. delicious.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

have your wife make a sauce for the steak

this is where you lose me.

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

My director just got ruled out in a stretcher. Luckily he was able to talk. Of course no one will tell me what happened.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

you and me, wankette, let's make beautiful steak sauce together.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

i want a steak for breakfast now.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

Blimey, Mary, has he been allowing brown skinned people to access the nuclear physics stacks?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

I would be totally down for having a wii party and making people steaks, with the caveat that you all bring over delicious cakes and mexican sodas and beers again

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

wii boxing IS totally the jam, btw

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

i am down with making another delicious cake

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

i am down with bringing more beer.

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

I would be totally down for having a wii party and making people steaks, with the caveat that you all bring over delicious cakes and mexican sodas and beers again

-- TOMBO7 (tombo...), February 7th, 2007. (TOMBOT)

DONE (whats yr fave jarrito?)

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

I dunno! Me & Christian had a delicious time putting together the guava one with some of that fancypants gin I got that nobody drank

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/080/83055.jpg

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

i will drink all the gin

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

I think guava or mandarin are probably the most awesome, I seem to remember liking the green ones too back when they used to have them at this taco drive-thru dive joint in my hometown

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

i have a feeling that ilx will be decidedly un-funny and fairly vexing today, maybe i'll throw myself into my work

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

pineapple jarrito is the best. plus it mixes well with gin.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmornin bros! and curious onlookers.

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

ally, when is the party

WHENEVER!!!!! I just want parties ALL THE TIME to distract me from life because I no longer have the NFL to distract me from life.

Also I will anyone's substitute wifey and make steak sauce for them, it's easy. It's not really "sauce" either, I believe I used the word "topping" and I prefer that.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

Also at least four (4) people had gin drinks, including the person who keeps claiming to "hate" gin, this does not qualify as "no one." UNLESS ALEX AND CHRISTIAN AND I ARE NO LONGER GOOD ENOUGH ;_;

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

we were the no-name party people, like a cross between miami's 1972 defensive unit and that movie about bez

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

guys I think we can make the bar thing happen

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/5199/omglolwtfyb3.jpg

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

i like to think of us as more of a cross between peter sellers-as-an-indian stererotype and the bad news bears

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

where is that, we should all go

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

i think all parties i go to in the immediate future will feature guitar hero II. much to my chagrin.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

RE job-hating: VARIES
RE jarritos: TAMARINDO
RE bosses on stretchers: HOLY SHIT

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

i wanna be a drum hero

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

oh, FYI I do not hate my job, there was just some crazy shit going down last week.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

ally i think OMG LOL WTF is on avenue c, next to mona's and The ;_; Cafe

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

A woman who reportedly was standing at the edge of a Metro platform was struck by a train and injured this morning, causing delays on the Orange and Blue lines that officials said would likely last through the morning rush.
Details of the incident shortly after 7 a.m. inside the Rosslyn station remained sketchy. Metrorail spokeswoman Lisa Farbstein said the woman apparently was "feeling faint and leaned forward into the path of" the Franconia-bound Blue Line train as it pulled into the station.

...The woman, whose name was not released, apparently suffered an laceration to her right eye, Farbstein said.

OMG METRO TRAIN HITS WOMAN IN THE EYE!

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

i would like to thank that metro train, and that woman's eye, for making sure my boss couldn't get here today.

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

wtf

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

that's the gayest injury in the entire world

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

besides the guy that got fucked to death by a horse

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.musicalbear.com/resources/image/dynamic/301-big.jpg

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

argh no I hate that

I can never get lasek surgery, because that is exactly what I think they are going to do to me

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

i am terrified of lasik, though it would probably help me out a bunch

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

the problem is you're apparently going to surrealist doctors

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

I can never get lasek surgery, because that is exactly what I think they are going to do to me

The truth is much worse. My sister worked as a receptionist in a lasek clinic for a bit and frequently had to masquerade as a nurse when the proper nurses did not turn up.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7299/dawkinsfr2.jpg

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

YES ^^^^^^^^^^ THIS IS IT

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

^^^ love it

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahaha

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

my dad got to observe lasik for farsightedness and claims he has no idea how the science works, even though he's an eye doc. i guess it helps people but it scares the hell out of me

brian we need a thread dedicated to yr genius, just like the tombot one

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

I know exactly what all the waitresses will be forced to wear at The Flying Dawkins

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

pete's admiring gaze?

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

j/k blood diamonds bro

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHAHA

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

ZING!!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

"expressive eyebrows" would be a good dress code tho.

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

I got zinged back in the day on the My Little Pony thread by fucking oops--what the hell? Also ANYWAY they are wearing this:
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000AO9QJM.01-A25KCI3KJ0JKBZ._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

and also this
http://www.photospin.com/content/photos/thumb/0430086.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

finally, a bar for the rest of us

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

I vote we don't serve ANY Miller Lite EVER

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, pls to enforce better hairstyles on you scullions.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

no wai that's some good hair

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

I got zinged back in the day on the My Little Pony thread by fucking oops--what the hell? Also ANYWAY they are wearing this:
[B000AO9QJM.01-A25KCI3KJ0JKBZ._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg]
and also this
[0430086.jpg]

-- Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyza...) (webmail), Today 9:43 AM. (allyzay) (later) (link)

i find that combination way more interesting than i should.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

Ed, I'm going to have to say that her hair is one of the best things about her.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

There is not much about her that consists of best things apart from the groucho mask.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://inupie.blogs.friendster.com/photos/tattoos/monkeygunhigh.jpg
^^^^^^^^^ ok I want this

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

Ed, the outfit is also great.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

Be better with short dark hair.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

I was thinking more dark green short shorts with the eagles' wings like they have on their helmets but on the butt, like

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

Or even red headed.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

this is why me and ed only fall for lesbians.

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

he's otm btw

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

tom otm too!

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

wrong wrong wrong she's awesome and perfect for the bar

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

Listen I agree with you that the GIRL is not really awesome, I'm saying that her hairdo and her outfit are awesome. You are focusing on the wrong thing. I mean, I'm not hiring HER to work in the bar. The waitresses are the denizens of this thread, that was established earlier. I'm just hiring her outfit. We can do eagles butt shorts too, it's just that I hate green.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

i just want KLG to blow the whistle on me and call a penalty on me for unnecessary. . .um, never mind.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

I also resent the implications that having short red hair makes you a lesbian, btw, WANKETTE.

xpost UH!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

"holding the kicker"

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

I did not need to know your nickname for your parts!!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

We should all watch this some time to ease our way out of footbal season

http://www.srcf.ucam.org/tctfc/gus.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

GIS for 'hot referee' is very disappointing.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

That movie completely rules, btw. The mule is actually eastern European, and he plays on the team with Johnny Unitas and Dick Butkis and wins the game, but it seems kind of iffy at first, what will happen.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

tombot, i like gin, in fact a gimlet is one of my favorite drinks

we need to invent new drinks for this bar though

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000A3IEO6.01-A39B6LAYBCL5SI._AA280_SCLZZZZZZZ_V55855910_.jpg
^^^^^ hahaha what?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

wait why did she move over like an inch. Nasty vixen.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

she's waiting for pete to perform unnecessary roughness on her

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

what kind of drink would be the unnecessary roughness?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

two different kinds of whiskey?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

Beef Jerky Martini

Steep some beef jerky in gin for a week. Rim the glass with mustard then glass with bitters and vermouth, stir the jerky steeped gin over ice and pour.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

A Long Island Iced Tea minus the coke and the ice.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

Alcohol should be the only permitted mixer.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

i either need to stop reading this thread or find one (1) girlfriend.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

will this bar serve food? i'm getting kinda hungry.

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

is the bar going to be catholic or protestant?

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

zoroastrian

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

Crabcakes

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

and football shaped pastries

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

and spinach and artichoke dip, obviously

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

i vote catholic

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

jesus flesh wafers on sunday for all

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

I hope jesus flesh wafers means crabcakes in your world, because those things taste like hell.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

i vote catholic as well but only because i don't really like bushmill's.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

no i am sorry we all need forgiveness and crabs do not forgive as well as jesus ;_________;

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

I do not need forgiveness, I am ok with going to hell :D

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

and football shaped pastries

i read that as "football shaped pasties".

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

even better

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

All pasties are football shaped.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

Agent Provocateur is yet to sell football shaped pasties ;_;

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.kitchenproject.com/images/cpasties.jpg

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

I see we have two definitions of pasties working here.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, i was thinking lest golden flakey crust and more tassles.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

You need to serve everything on the food for drunks thread, especially chiperones.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

jukebox:
rick astley's greatest hits
"dancing in the dark"
flipper
"call upon the sea ponies"

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

those are all of my favorite songs :D

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

brian did I say I was going to make you a copy of the mix I made for Zack?

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

you forgot "Wot" and the theme tune from The Blob

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

yeah well you forgot about 9/11

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

the entire husker du catalog needs to be in there.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

;____________________; ^^^^^

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

whoa whoa whoa.... how can having husker du in a bar be cause for a sad face? please explain.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

I think we should leave the jukebox selections to a last minute, drunken rush decision otherwise there will be fights.

I want to punch myself in the face I'm so mad at myself for having this job.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

omg astronaut love triangle wannabe murderess is from ROCKVILLE

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

Unnecessary Roughness will be when the bartender pours you a shot, and, when you bring your head back down after having done the shot, the bartender punches you in the face.

It will, of course, serve food.

And we will have BOTH Jameson and Bushmills. Never too much Irish whiskey.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

kevin i'm just a mega pussy hater on husker du, i don't mind hearing them as long as the waitress bring me beer and are lookin' good and hey since we're in fantasy land, i'm allowed two-three pinball games in this bar, yes? i will perform maintenance on them.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

wtf kind of retarded ass bar doesn't have pinball machines.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

wtf is going on at 4445 now? You're going to get paid paid paid this week, right?

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

wtf are you talking about

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

It should have OTM whisky from all of the great whisky producing nations.

bar billards, table football, pool, russian billiards, air hockey, pachinko?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

all of that, in fact every game you want to bring in is allowed EXCEPT for Scrabble

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

i'm covering for the person one rung up on the office food chain today and as such am monitoring her email. i just found out my supervisor totally threw me under the bus yesterday. i hope they try to scapegoat me on this, i saved the email that explicitly directs me to take the actions i did despite me raising questions that ultimately proved me right. fuck these people.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

also NO FATTIES

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

oh, and if the bar has golden tee you can count me out.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

Can we put a moratorium on gigantism in games, i.e, no giant jenga or giant connect 4.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

where is aaron?

― Friendly Tree (688), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

I had no idea Giant Jenga existed

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

no golden tee
no turbos
no kids, unless they are drinking
dogs ok
cats? only one cat, a bar cat

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

Gareth, Aaron hasn't posted here in like 2 years!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

i know! i just wondered if anyone had seen him around, or been to the bar he djs in or anything.

he popped on aim a couple times last year, and i chatted to him then, but not a great deal

― Friendly Tree (688), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

Hmmmm we ran into him in a bar a couple months ago? I think.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

I think at Pharmacy Bar.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

Why don't you come to DC again?!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i see aaron around every now and then. he seems to be doing well. last time i ran into him he gave me and pete and our friend amy a discount on food and beerz :D

then pete and amy got sick from the food ;_;

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

but i didn't :D

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

the bar cat at the empty bottle (boo radley) disapeared last june then reappeared in october. i'm guessing someone catnapped him and took him on tour for the summer but the bar staff figures he was hanging out in the neighborhood with a girlfriend.

a bar cat is a must.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

I'm going to go throw myself in front of a bus.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

one time a friend of mine got banned from a bar because he picked up the bar cat and kicked it. that was not very cool.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

anyway zack how was yr hang-outs

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

i'm guessing someone catnapped him and took him on tour for the summer

i bet it was a jilted astronaut cat

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

Why don't you come to DC again?!

im going to later this year, hopefully. early summer probably. oh wait, summer in dc... hmm

― Friendly Tree (688), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

xp - uh it was pretty rad. i like her. we had a good time. details forthcoming via non-public forums.

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

Bar cat would be awesome.

Also - clearly, no Golden Tee. But what about the table version of Ms. Pac Man? Huh? HUH?!?!

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

yeah yeah to that idea!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

BTW Zack -

A restriction on speech in a non-public forum will be held valid if:
1) The restriction is viewpoint-neutral
2) The restriction is reasonably related to a legitimate government purpose

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

well i'm sick of today already.

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

Best Prince guitar songs...

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think I actually understand the question there.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

i was trying to sabotage it but everyone got all weirdly helpful

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

last night i dreamt that i was at Nick D3nt0n's stately (and imaginary) summer home. He made Momus and J0hn Darnie11e each play him a song and I had to judge their performances.

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

was Gatsby there?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

That's kind of a horrible dream. I had a dream a couple nights ago that I was set up on a blind date with what turned out to be an ILXor. The date setter-upper btw was Peyton Manning, who I still haven't figured out why he knew any of the other people involved. I need to start getting more than three hours of sleep because that kind of dream is retarded.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

Nobody seems impressed by my dream the other night that Bill Cosby made me homemade toffee.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

That's a much better dream than either of these other dreams.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.lucanichetto.com/html/projects/projects_view.php?page=52&photo=3

BRIAN.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

i like this thing
http://www.heatherhyde.com/images/seanotes2.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

better than those bucket hooks, I mean

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

ladies of DC: does anyone have a recommended tailor? Specifically needing to get formal wear altered...

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000MJB0H6.01._AA280_SCLZZZZZZZ_V46926361_.jpg http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000MJB1WU.01._AA280_SCLZZZZZZZ_V46926425_.jpg

wtf are these things

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

wait sorry back to my wife's question please

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

no your question is better!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know what those are, but i do know i would not be very likely to call upon them.

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

christ, i call upon a seapony to get me a beer.

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

the first one is some kind of super-evolved evey. has pokemon taken it to the next level??

xpost OTM

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

Pikachu, I choose you.
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

Are you on the wrong site? T-Shirt Users go to http://www.AmericanApparel.NET

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

dear LNS:

thank you for this
http://www.latenightshots.com/vid_player.php?v=1416

wtf

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

I think you have found the floor show for the bar.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://cdn.llbean.com/customerService/productTesting/images/subContent/fieldReportHeadline.gif
"I began the LBEAN treatment and noticed a distinct difference from previous programs: I was calmer, and I no longer felt the urge to use. Without the desire to use impairing my judgment, I felt I could finally concentrate on healing the psychological scars that I carried from being raised in a T-Shirt dependent and alcoholic home."
"Shortly after starting the LBEAN treatment protocol, I realized I wasn't thinking about T-shirts. For once, I had no desire to use. I told Christa that it was the best I had felt in 35 years, and she burst into tears."

"Before LBEAN, using T-Shirts was all I thought about. When I didn’t have a bag of T-Shirts in my pocket, the physical anxiety was equivalent to having someone standing on my chest. The desperation for that physical “fix” made it difficult for me to take a deep breath. LBEAN helped me to save my own life."

http://cdn.llbean.com/customerService/productTesting/images/subContent/pt_productTesting.jpg

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

well i've found my two new favorite gifs

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/gifts/giftcentral/06/buttons/buybox-button-find-gifts-a.gif

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://cdn.llbean.com/customerService/productTesting/images/subContent/fieldReportHeadline.gif
"One of the great themes in my life is the search for "outerwear authenticity" - I'm trying to think how to express this, but the most L.L. Bean quote is that idea of "to thine own self be true".
"But this very quote depends on the idea that there is some single self, to be true to.

Yet there are some things - active wear, fleece, khakis and twills - that seem to "set" at a certain age, and even though the external self may change from situation to situation, these clothes remain, some kind of core."
http://cdn.llbean.com/customerService/productTesting/images/subContent/pt_productTesting.jpg

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

OK American Apparel has a section called "PANTYTIME" right on the front of their page and I can't actually shop without giggling hysterically now. This is a complete bust.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

STOP: pantytime!

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

hey speaking of that song, do you know I only just realized about a month ago that Hammer isn't saying "Music gets me so hard" but was actually saying "Music HITS me so hard"? I don't know what I was thinking the entire rest of my life.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

why would he says music gets me hard in that song? it's a children's song!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

I DON'T KNOW

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

It's minus 17 degrees in here at the moment, these are total necessity. These days, when I'm at a friends place, I often just take my pants off and stroll around in my long underwear, because it's so much comfier. Thankfully my friends understand.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), February 7th, 2007 1:56 PM. (Tuomas) (later) (link)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ WTF ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

if you are at your own house having a sleepover party this is one thing but at other people's house? Just showing up, taking off your pants? NO. DO NOT WANT.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/125/382947939_5eaf177458_o.png

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

PANTYTIME >>>>>>>

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

guys I just watched Deion Sanders's music video.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

PRIME TIME

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

wait. that pokemon. wait. huh? wait, is that the pokemon you buy at LL Beanery?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

yeah

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

ok actually this is something i will broadcast on teh internets because it is awesome rather than tmi: SHE WAS PRESIDENT OF HER GRADUATING CLASS AT PRINCETON WTF

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

i am now at the point where i am blatantly lying and pretending i don't know how to do things because i am so sick of answering really, really stupid questions that would be easily figured out with about 7 seconds of fucking around on the computer on the part of the askee.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2006-03/12/xin_230303121044738197107.jpg
"It would be an honor to listen to your mix CD, ZR."

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

bachelet's in for some lovin y'know?

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

i was like idiot its BACHELORETTE

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

why don't daft punk make a video game

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

Do people really pronounce WMTA as WahMEHtah? Because everyone at this office was doing that yesterday and it was really creepy.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

I say wamata, like "yamada"

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

Double You Empty Ayyy is too much like a radio callsign

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

Are you fucking insane? I think that is actually grounds for divorce.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

WMTA There It Is!

― Tag Team (688), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

the fuck is WMTA?

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

"the subway" if you are talking to me.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.wmta.co.uk/
raises so many more questions than it answers

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.tui.co.uk/images/daftpunk01.gif

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

Double You Im'ayy Tee'ayy

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

jesus CHRIST that wmata thing hijacked and fucked up my browser

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

brian's website resized my whole computer screen to midget sized

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.wmata.com/tiles2/nextbus2.gif such a peppy, jaunty transport

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

WHASSAMADDAWITHYA. .

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

fuck one bus

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

the bus rules

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

WMATA, y'all

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

TOMBOT pronunciation OTM

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

the bus is for losers

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

so is that "pronunciation" of WMTA

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

it's how i say it. and i ride the bus. i guess i am a loser. oh well.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

i pronounce it "the bus" as in "i'm glad i don't have to take the bus"

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

ALEX OTM

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

wvs the bus is awesome. it's impossible to be sad on the bus!

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

tell that to every homeless man I've ever met on a bus

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

I just got back from a law firm tour and lunch but I feel like maybe if I had been here I could have somehow prevented Tuomas from talking about hanging out without his pants on. I'm so sorry I failed you.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

xp - fine, it's impossible to be sad on any bus that i'm riding.

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

tell that to every homeless man I've ever met on a bus

-- Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyza...)

THANK GOD YOU DONT HAVE TO INTERACT WITH THEM ANYMORE

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

yeah metrorail the douche factor is much much higher. not everyone is a douche on metrorail but hardly anyone is a douche on the bus.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

wvs the bus is awesome. it's impossible to be sad on the bus!

that is the single least otm statement i've ever seen on a dc thread

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

i've never been sad on the bus--true fact

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

everyone is a douche on all of these transports! YOU PEOPLE LIVE IN DC, WTF DO YOU EXPECT.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

wvs dudes bus-hate gets my self-righteous sanctimony up like few other things

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

I've never been sad on any type of train or bus or whatever, in fact only on airplanes have I been sad but that doesn't stop the fact that many, many sad people are on these things.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

WE BUILT THIS CITY

WE BUILT THIS CITY ON DOUCHES AND LIES

BUILT THIS CITY

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

this is just 'cause you all have HOT DATES isn't it. zr kissed the president of estonia and suddenly buses are fun.

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

buses have always been fun, snob

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

i wish i was on a bus right now

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

It's just because the buses are less crowded so they can scope out hot (read: all) chicks better on buses. ADMIT IT.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

I prefer the fact that the metros are usually much faster, and theoretically less polluting, and also I like being dry humped by strange men.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

i'm married. je ne scope le hot chicks pas.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

except for le wifey

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

uh duh ally, what else do you think i base my conceptions of "sad" and "not sad" on?

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

There are plenty of women on the metros, it's just that it is hard to see them between the handicapped and the elderly and the douchey all wedged together at rush hour.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

in my experience, people on metro are more like pasty white morlocks commuting from rockville silently, not smart enough to be interesting and people on buses are chicanos gays homeless people and hipsters

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

otm

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

who here hasn't hung out in Long Johns?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

69 u make riding the bus sound like reading Vice.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

wait, there are hot chicks on the buses in dc? because the #49 western ave bus that i take at least twice daily is only full of morbidly obese african american women, ethnic poles between 60 and 90 years of age and junkies junkies junkies.

and me of course.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

Pete, you obviously haven't been on the right metros at the right time, OR have spent way too much time on the red line. The green line is exactly like what you just said, except without crazy homeless people USUALLY.

And quite frankly at rush hour I really don't want to take a jaunty scenic commute with chatties anyway, I just want to get the fuck away from my workplace as fast as possible.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

kevin, they aren't actually full of hot chicks.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

i've never had a car and i grew up in a city with zero (0) trains. i have ridden all this buses! my bus hate is born of experience! slow and often more crowded than subways/trains.

the one good thing about buses is bus crushes/sitting with pretty girls.

CHICAGO KEVIN OTM DC BUSES AND TRAINS ARE NOTHING LIKE BUSES AND TRAINS WHERE NORMAL PEOPLE LIVE

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

wait which pronunciation were people legitimizing? the "wamada" one or the doubleya emay teay one?

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

If you rely on the bus for transportation that's fine. If you enjoy it then you're a retard.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

kevin, they aren't actually full of hot chicks.

: (

damn, the belief that SOMEWHERE there were buses and buses full of hot women is almost enough to keep me going, even if i'm nowhere near that place. knowing that it exists was almost enough.

ok, i'm going to eat the barrel of a revolver now.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

Brian OTM! This is also OTM for transportation in general so I don't understand why saying "The bus sucks" gets up CERTAIN PEOPLE'S hackles every single time.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

true green line is more like i described - i went to college on the green

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

ARE YOU HAPPY GUYS YOUR INSANE BUS LOVE HAS KILLED AGAIN

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

i say WAMADA

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

bus chicks > metro chicks no question

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

I've never even had a driver's licence

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

yeah the S buses from newton st to p st are pussytown

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

i guess i'm a retard, Brian OTM. i enjoy it. i love it. it is who i am.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

zr that is like saying "girls at heaven and hell are better than girls at tom tom"

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

No one ever hijacks a metro train = buses 1 trains 0.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

there are actually some buses that have loads of hot women on them in chicago but they all go to neighborhoods i never want to be in/could never afford. the #151 (the "rum bus") is a notorious place for trixies and chads to hook up.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

also wuh-MAH-tah fifthed

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

TRIXIES AND CHADS?!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

WOOM-tahhhh.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i was gonna say, trixies and chads?

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

ok guys seriously can we stop that discussion and admit it is "the bus" and "the subway" and maybe "metro" if you've lived down here long enough to care that you're saying the wrong thing?? Who actually says WMTA in any permeation in a conversation??

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

I always just say "The Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority"

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

today on the S1 these two galaxie500-lookin AU students got on at the woodner and sat in the back near me, and we were all reading, so we started talking about how it was the back-of-the-bus-cool-kid-reading-club

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

also, after TOMBOT reads his subway book he and I will say it in conversation A LOT.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

See, Pete, it is stories like what you just told is why I hate the bus

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

galaxie500 AU students = another reason to ride the metro

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost Ally OTM)

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

also this one woman a few wks ago (mid-late 30s, looked like IT) BLASTING neil young through her headphones. i was like I LOVE THAT SONG and she was like OMG im so sorry you can hear it, and im all IM NOT SORRY!

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

i love that story. i love reading on the bus. i love reading. i love the bus. i love the Washington Area Metro Transit Authority.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

my confusion clearly stems from taking buses and subways way more in new york than here. in dc there's the train=rich douche while bus=cute girls/proles dichotomy. in new york everyone just takes the subway, because it goes places you actually want to go.

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

goddamn it we need a tram.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

lincoln park trixies.

a chad is the male counterpart.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

That dichotomy only exists in the minds of like 15 people here, so don't feel too bad about the confusing aspects of it.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

One time I got trapped on a bus during the LA riots! During a school trip to Disneyland! The bus broke down and we didn't even get to GO to Disneyland, just see a bunch of bullshit. That sucked.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

call me crazy but overall i prefer naomi yang wannabes to angry wealthy powersuited miserybots showcased in the world's worst fluorescent lighting any day of the week

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

more like margaret yang amirite

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

the only OTM in terms of it applies to either one or the other exclusively thing you said just there is about the lighting, that shit is terrible.

Get the Hell out of Wrigleyville you Lincoln Park Trixie or I will kick your ass all the way back to Diversey myself!!!!! And take off that damn PINK Cubs shirt - buy a Red & Blue Jersey like a real fan bitch!!!

^^^^^^^^^ most otm thing ever said on UrbanDictionary

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

I think chads & trixies are the chicagoland equivalent to LNS posters, although from the name it really sounds like slang for gay methheads.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

the bus is the jesus lizard the train is radiohead

xpost haha alex

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

I do love the metro station lighting.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i have no dog in this fight really, i take the bus like once a month so a lot of this is just grass is always greener type stuff. i'm sure i'd miss those miserybots if i didn't have to see them 2x/day on transit, also all day every day whenever i walk around here.

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

p@reene you're on my list

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

the bus is the jesus lizard the train is radiohead

yes. these things are both terrible. You finally understand what I am saying.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

the bus is daft punk the train is the crystal method

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

xp of BROS! :D :D :D

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

the bus is the fake accents the train is cedars

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

UNCALLED FOR

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

the bus is dmt the train is crystal meth

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

the bus is flipper the train is muse

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

still not disproving me

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

the bus is aggressive cat the train is defensive cat

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

the bus is all of us the train is dog latin

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

YOU CAN JUST GO TO HELL, 69

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

I'm the only person here who doesn't think dog latin should be murdered by lions, aren't I?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

the bus is guided by voices the train is lcd soundsystem

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

i miss dog latin, is there even a WDYLL thread this month?

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

I'm a pedestrian and the bus kills a LOT of pedestrians, so maybe that's influencing my feelings.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

naw i don't think he should be murdered by anyone. i mainly found his hair incredibly annoying, and was at least responsible for some hilarious "goodbye cruel world"-type shit so i hope lil' duder's jammin out to some minimal right now off in that golden sunset of my never encountering something new he says ever again.

brian less crowded sidewalks for you!

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

Buses smell bad, stop in crosswalks, are loud, and kill pedestrians on a pretty regular basis. That is why I hate them.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

bus is stones train is beatles

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

Also, every time I see a bike on the front of a bus I assume the bus recently struck a cyclist.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

the trains here kill more people. people are always jumping in front of them and screwing up my commute.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

bus is stones train is beatles

-- Mr. Que (whateve...), February 7th, 2007. (Mr.Que)

SO SO TRUE

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

clearly we all just need segways and this would resolve all our transportation complaints

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

I have seen a woman be hit by a bus, she also got shot at!! I am not making this up, but it wasn't in DC either.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

I am very upset. I usually don't try to work the term into my conversations, but I always read it as Double U Em Tee Ay.

So Ally and I are the only ones who refuse to pretend that WMTA flows into Wamada or other permutations?

When this woman asked how to search the catalog for it yesterday, I thought it was an obscure exotic thing she wanted: wwmmmmmmmmtttttttttaaaaaaaaaa.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

mary she was having a stroke!

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

WMATA

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

YEAH THERE ARE TWO A'S

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

I think people who live in DC have brain damages that lead them to think that is a sensible way to go about pronouncing that.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

buses are shite. only method of mass transit I can think of that is more weaksauce than fucking buses might be light rail, otherwise known as an overpriced crippled version of trolleys that thinks it can get away with NEVER SHOWING UP by having THREE CARRIAGES INSTEAD OF ONE and serving mostly PARKING LOTS OUT IN BUTT FUCKING EGYPT. I hate light rail, yes, more than buses.

buses though are really in the same vein, it's a shit version of a trolley that causes more traffic problems, is less safe, more polluting, and just generally the kind of bullshit half-measure (like substituting HFCS for sugar in EVERY GODDAMN THING EVER) that makes me think the future we live in is definitely without a doubt a big steaming turd

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

lol "shite"

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

at least you love your job!

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

the fuck that gotta do with a fuckin bus

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

YAAAAAOOOOW

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

Mary, you just keep on pronouncing every letter because it is the right thing to do. But don't forget the 2nd 'A'.

But if it was called the "Washington Area Tranit Authority" I would have no problem calling it "watta".

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

sorry I didn't read anything you said because you said "shite" and I'm still LOL

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

I just want to live somewhere where the subway is called the TRON so I can be all "let's ride the TRON!!!"

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

why don't you just start saying that anyway? I'm sure all your friends and coworkers aren't going to think you're any weirder.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

ZANG!!!!!!!!!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

tom otm i would be all about riding a) trolleys and b) TRON

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

fuck it let's just start calling WAMATA TRON.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

can we all at least agree that if q's boss tries some more shit, we're gonna go "REP" "HARD"?

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

is that sexual innuendo?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

its everywhere you wanna be

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

q's in a meeting now with HR, FYI. I assume she's still in it. Started @ 3:30.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

ok, good

xpost but that might be good??

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

IF it started at 3:30

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

no no no i think it's good. i mean i think it's a good sign (like karma or jesus or whatever) that SHE RAN INTO an HR person on the way out of work yesterday, see her last post, and the HR person was like PROMISE ME you will come into HR today.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah yeah, no I definitely agree with that being a good sign, hopefully they are hashing out some kind of solution to this. I mean maybe she can be moved to not be working with this imbecile supervisor?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i am soooooooo ready to purchase one (1) flamethrower. poor KLG though has totally had it.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

her supervisor is shite

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

Yaow

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

Feb. 7th, 2007: DC thread purchases a flamethrower and opens a bar. Insanity to follow.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

stoked for the madness!

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

napalm shots!

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

i know it's david caruso related but everytime i see that word (gesticulation?) i hear cameo's voice.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

DC ILX bar would have the awesomest schizo jukebox

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

everything in there would be guaranteed to make at least one of us angry

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

I am getting depressed that this idea will never come to fruition.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

itd be WHY CANT WE BE FRIENDS 24/7

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

oh also guys itll be open 24/7

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

well now you're just being unrealistic

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

everything in there would be guaranteed to make at least one of us angry
-- whatever i do, it's right (teenagequie...), February 7th, 2007 9:33 PM. (teenagequiet)

SOOOOOO OTM

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

surely we all love "call upon the seaponies"?!?

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

oh come on everybody loves wot by captain sensible

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

I actually hate the sea ponies song

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

is that that captain sensible song?

HAHAHAHXPOST

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

haha the bar will have "staff picks" and "staff hates"

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

sea ponies song is so depressing! it's like "hey your life is fucking miserable, but don't worry, these nonexistent magical creatures will fix it for you! except they don't exist actually! oh, also, fuck you!"

catchy jam tho.

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

Oh don't put "staff hates" up publicly, that will just result in punters playing them repeatedly.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

i will be the bar's dishwasher from time to time=i will listen to my own dishwasher jams, sweet.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

I suggest that anytime someone plays "Wot" it automatically does "make mine first".

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

That's a good idea

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

the bar will release compilations - "The Flying Dawkins presents Mr. Q's Dishwasher Jams 2007"

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha ally are you allowed to lol at tom for "shite" and then say "punters"?

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

I have been to England more than he has!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

I assumed with the NFL theme that she was actually referring to punters.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

honestly there was a second part to that post that actually made use of that word relevant that disappeared because I forgot that the HTML parser likes to eat my balls and then MW posted about his dishwasher jams and I just said fuck it this is way too much efforts for an unfunny personal story.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

AND NOW I AM NOT GOING TO FINISH THE STORY AT ALL

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

let's finish ally's story for her

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

yeah yeah that is a good idea.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

"and they listened to pavement late into the night, laughing and loving all the while."

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

wait, ally has balls?

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

(btw, what was the first part of the story again?)

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

the first part of the story involved dinner with Hunter Smith.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

age 3

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

hunter age 3 smith?

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

and then you listened to Wowee Zowee and drank all the beers.

THE END

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

good job guys

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

"and as a result of this, there are dinosaurs, and robots, and robot dinosaurs."

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.stephaniehaywood.com/uploads/my%20little%20pony.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/8476/365942675d0fa16ff8e9hc.jpg

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

can we get the sanford & son theme music goin behind that?

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

not on these internets ;_;

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

"banta-cain" is the funniest thing printed on any NFL jersey currently today.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

you know, i just remembered that i own a my little pony. i got it last year for my birthday. it's blue with a yellow mane. i will take pictures of us frollicking later this evening.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

NSFW, natch.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

wait why do you get a my little pony and I don't have any my little ponies!!! just a pikachu. and a huge, huge tigger that i can't bring myself to get rid of out of pity.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

the girl i was dating asked me what i wanted for my birthday and without revealing too much i was incapable of thought at that particular moment so i said "a pony..."

two weeks later i'm unwrapping a my little pony in my living room.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

i should email that girl.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

couldn't hurt

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

i dunno, it could

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

senator second p. naysayer is more like it

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

yeah I guess being a girl my perspective is totally different on the random e-mail thing.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

she invited me to a show she's playing a show in two weeks allegedly but the place where she's playing doesn't have her or the bands she said she was playing with listed. so i casually dropped her a line asking if i had the right time and place. actually, now that i think about it, i shouldn't go to the show anyway and i shouldn't have emailed her.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

oh wait wait if she e-mailed you something first then fair game to e-mail her, there is totally no harm in that unless you hate her.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

i totally missed that whole part of the thread but i take the bus all the time. the line that goes past my house (90) now has gps tracking. cool

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

no, the harm would be in my intentions, it would be a mistake.

at least that's what i'm saying while i'm sober.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

yeaaaaaaah. OK listen I shut up now, I need to stop being some kind of stupid devil on people's shoulders encouraging them to do things that are probably really dumb just because it would add spice to life or something.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

YEAH GO AHEAD AND GET THAT FLAMETHROWER

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

OH NO WHY

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

yeah dude ally that is the only way to make life remotely worth living i'm pretty sure

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

wait I didn't think it was a good trait to have

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost) oh, I was just parroting ally's advice giving strategy.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

OKAY LETS MAKE HAMBURGERS WITH FLAME THROWA

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

creme brulee

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, it's WMATA? I guess that makes more sense then. I thought it was WMTA like the MTA with a W thrown in front of it. You are all just slightly freakish in this case.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

"slightly"

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

still no answer on the work phone, still no pop up on the gmail hmmmm....

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

FREE QUINCIE

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

i'm guessing a meeting this long involves the good kind of flamethrower

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.users.qwest.net/~broger1/bridge_burn.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.robosaurus.com/pictures/1.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

wtf is the good kind of flamethrower, and why don't we all already have one?

xpost well my question was answered

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

YES

the bar will have that

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

BAROSAURUS

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

DRUNKASOURUS

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

speaking of DRUNKASOURUS, I am spinning at the ROCK & ROLL HOTEL this Saturday night:

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/199/roomservice02gi8.jpg

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

$2 schlitz! lol midwest

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

haha schlitz! they still make that?

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

i will go to all of this dj nights but not drink schlitz. the last time i did that was retarded.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

I made them add the $2 schlitz special so ZR wouldn't feel too middle class aspirational if he came.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://40ouncebeer.com/pics24/strohs.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/33/Sparks_cans.jpg/250px-Sparks_cans.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

ALSO BANNED FROM FLYING DAWKINSAURUS BAR

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

does anyplace still serve sparks?? Besides Dreamo's.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

I think Sparks is only available free as part of club night promotions.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

I think maybe laws were passed that made it illegal to sell.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, they always have it at Vice parties. That is the only place in the world I have seen these Sparks. Vice parties, and Dreamo's.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

R&R hotel has Red Hook ESB and Newcastle in bottles, so that's kind of the jam.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

By now quincie and her supervisor and her HR pal must be having shots & beers somewhere, all water under the bridge.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 23:22 (nineteen years ago)

Hahahah I WISH

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

Instead, I am stuck on a marathon conference call. HR thing went fine, they'll bend rules to let me check out this other job here but yeah, the fact that my days are numbered is firmly established.

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

And ya'll have been super-supportive and awesome and I LOVE YOUSE GUYS! THANK YOU LETS DRINK SOME BEERZ OK?

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

OTM drink beers ASAP!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

also duh guys, The Grabowski Shuffle should be the one song we all agree upon.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 23:31 (nineteen years ago)

After-six conference call? Start drinking now.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 23:31 (nineteen years ago)

I am never going to get off this call, it would appear.

That said, I am up for a drink if anyone wants to meet me Dupont-ish around 7.

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 23:35 (nineteen years ago)

ok I would totally say yes except we're heading to dinner right now? We are going to Firefly which is dupontish, if you are still around give me a buzz.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

Oh shit I didn't know.. I am still at work (it's 9)
wtf

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 8 February 2007 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

I have a happy hour promotion for DCILXOMFGWTFLMAO Bar:

- One (1) free Stroh's with each bus pass.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Thursday, 8 February 2007 02:39 (nineteen years ago)

I am at home, no drinking occurred!!!

except for that which was done by me :D

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 03:07 (nineteen years ago)

oh great my husband is making a "Dr. Morbius" character on our Wii. Just what I always wanted.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

HAAAAAAAAAAA ^^^^^^

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 8 February 2007 04:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.wizworld.com/fotos/startrek_cereal_big.jpg

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:15 (nineteen years ago)

fave pls quote: "here's what i like about shots - they kick it up a notch." i remembered this fondly as he staggered away from pizza mart not one hour ago.

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:30 (nineteen years ago)

also naomi, blood diamonds for the jameson's u r a treat

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:32 (nineteen years ago)

a bro among bros

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:35 (nineteen years ago)

jesus christ on my walk home last night all i could think of was the following:

I was so wasted

I was a hippie
I was a burnout
I was a dropout I was out of my head
I was a surfer
I had a skateboard
I was so heavy man, I lived on the strand
I was so wasted

I was so fucked up
I was so messed up
I was so screwed up I was out of my head
I was so jacked up
I was so drunk up
I was so knocked out, I was out of my head
I was so wasted

I was wasted.

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 8 February 2007 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

that's pretty impressive, all I can muster lately when I walk around outside lately is "FUCK THIS WEATHER, FUCK THIS COLD FREEZING BULLSHIT, FUCK"

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 8 February 2007 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

lately.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 8 February 2007 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

xp - you know these days i really think nervous breakdown is the best thing flag ever did. not that i don't like a ton of the other shit too.

also i was hoping i would pass you on my drive home so i could open the window and yell "i know you, asshole!" no such luck.

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

hey TOMBOT I suspect maybe THIS is the song from my 2nd set last week that piqued your interest, if it's not let me know and I'll burn you a disc of all of them.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

also,

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/9129/malkmusnr2.jpg

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

should i be wary of this?

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

tommy lee jones in a coen brothers film sounds like a barrel of monkeys to me

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 8 February 2007 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

i know! i'm kinda excited but i've been burned so many times before...

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

I adore the Coen bros, but Intolerable Cruelty wasn't too hot and Ladykillers was a goddamn piece of trash. So I'll see this one but I'm not getting my hopes up.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

the ladykillers was a huge disappointment but i'm a staunch defender of Intolerable Cruelty. It was the most faithfully done and entertaining hollywood screwball comedy since what's up, doc (which probably only me and dr morbius like, i'll freely admit).

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

I've seen Intolerable Cruelty about 4 times so I'm definitely not against it, I just think it could have used a little more modulation.

I think I am one of the only people who actually liked Hudsucker Proxy and The man Who Wasn't There ;_;

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

nono they're both great! i think i love man who wasn't there for pretty much the same reasons as i love intolerable cruelty actually...

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

i.e. best hollywood noir since miller's crossing (and before that probably chinatown)

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

Also I will say again FUCK A LADYKILLERS. Tom Hanks u r no Clooney in O Brother even tho u tried.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

I think Hudsucker and O Brother are my favorites of theirs, but that's because I am really just an overstaged cinematography whore.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

I read that book. It definitely seemed like it was written in order to be a movie but I was imagining it more something by David Lynch, or Atom Egoyan, or some anonymous 90s indie hack in a "Red Rock West" style. It's not a very good book once you get past the first half of it and realize it's never going to develop into anything more than just further violence and this old sherriff dude's bizarre theory that psychotically efficient mass murderers stalk the earth as a result of nose rings and a lack of old-fashioned manners. Also: I really can't stand the Coen Brothers.

― Elsa Svitborg (tracerhand), Thursday, 8 February 2007 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

tracer, you may not be the target audience for this film. i liked the book (tho not really as much as blood meridian, the only other mccarthy i've read).

brian have you seen preston sturges' christmas in july? i just watched it recently and realized hudsucker is as much an homage to that as it is to capra. the film also features: mystic black night janitor, erasing of name from office door, etc.

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://lambiek.net/retera_expo/artwork/retera_panel_opfrissen.gif

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 8 February 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

anthropomorphic dog otm

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

is that ever not true?

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

iiiiii was so waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasted

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cybercomm.nl/%7Emariow/images/DJ88.gif

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

bert otm

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

is that ever not true?

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/7786/i051018marmho7.gif

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

man, anything goes in california

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

EXCUSE ME THAT IS NOT THE WORK OF DUTCH GAG CARTOONIST MARK RETERA

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost) Alex, I have not seen Xmas in July. I'll remedy that soon.

My Busby Berkeley 6-disc set finally got delivered, so I'm totally gonna fag out this weekend.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.stripdagenhaarlem.nl/wp-content/bierlabelfleskleur1.jpg

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

hey mr que how was the play?

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

Preston Sturges>>Coen Brothers

Q, I would have drank with you last night; I got off intern at 7, but I never seem to check Ilx at the right time.

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.plintkabouter.nl/post/dirkjan.gif

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

HEUS M.D.

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/vreemd

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

the play was actually pretty okay! the staging was great, the guy that played Lear was a little young for the part but still A++ and the Folger is a lovely place to see a play. Too bad I decided that I hate Lear as a play--there's just too much going on, too many characters, too many notes passed back and forth. I'm reading Richard III and you were right--it rules.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://files.ad.nl/strips/image.php?strip=dirkjan&datum=2006-07-17

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

Why did you choose the Folger? The Lansburgh is where it's at.

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

lear is hard to stage and really easy to fuck up. I don't know if i'd say i hate it -- or even dislike it -- but it's definitely overrated (compared, at least, to some of shakespeare's less beloved work).

(i am apparently determined to gay up the thread today, sorry)

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

I approve of this kind of gay and you're also completely OTM.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't choose the Folger, we saw Lear as part of my class and it was conscription? conscripted? we had to see it there. Whatever, the Folger rules!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

how come shakespeare and daft punk don't team up and make a video game

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

The Ladykillers had do not remake all over it. The original is a rare piece of perfection in a rather unusual style. Tom Hanks is no Alec Guinness.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, I see. Yes, the Folger does indeed rule, but the Shakepeare Theatre Company is of a much higher caliber.

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

we're seeing their production of Richard Part III: I'M EVIL AND I'M GONNA FUCK UP THIS KINGDOM'S SHIT BIG TIME

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

Awesome. Are you bringing Kate? I still need to get tickets for that.

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

yeah maybe, sure yeah? we haven't even talked about plays or anything else these days really besides flamethrowers, etc.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

Lear also gets staged more often than it should b/c it has a big scenery-chewing part for your blowhard diva and a pretend-lunatic part for your Kevin-Spacey-type diva.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

The Folger is one of my favorite buildings in DC.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

Whatever happened with mysterious stretcher boss?

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

yeah at one point the play last night was a stage full of lunatics and whoresons and the fool grabbing his cockscomb and bellowing to the winds to blow and swordplay and mad dashes and i was all like okay Billy Shakes don't over do it.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

dear DC:

Zack: i have more great friends that i have fingers
that is really rare
because i have seventy fingers
me: hahah
i was about to say
i have a bag full of fingers in my desk drawer here

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

wasn't it the shakespeare company who staged Lear a couple years ago? I saw it then.. I really like it.. although I'd like to see is more of the weird plays that aren't exactly tragedy or comedy.. and Antony and Cleopatra

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

The best reality mashup would've been if Q's boss had been rolled out on a gurney instead.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

cohen brothers: mostly I do not like, except Fargo because half my relatives talk like that.. and Lebowski is totally genius

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

lebowski is fucking godhead

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

the moral of the story is never go to work for somebody who is dumber and less qualified than you are and knows it already.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

where is the raising arizona love

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

I refuse to see that movie because I hate Nicholas Cage very, very much.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, I know I should, I did sit through Wild At Heart, but really I hate him very much.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

In fact, if I ever met him, I'd punch him straight in the face on principle.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

nicholas cage is a genius

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

That reminds me, does anyone want to come over and get really drunk and watch The Wickerman.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

right now?

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

That reminds me, does anyone want to come over and ~~get really drunk~~(OH GOD NEVER AGAIN) and watch The Wickerman.

yes!

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

Raising Arizona actually makes Nicholas Cage not horrible, which says a lot about the greatness of the Coen bros.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

FACT: I do not care for The Big Lebowski!

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

not right now because I am unfortunately stuck in hell until like 5:30 or 6 but any other time is ok.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

xpost re: Big Lebowski,I can see that, though. I love it but I could see where people would hate it.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

It showed up in Netflix, I don't even remember putting it on the list, and I can't bring myself to put it in with just me and cats and Tom, that would probably be depressing, more depressing than when we sat through Catwoman because it showed up in my stupid Netflix.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

the coen brothers have basically convinced me that john goodman is the greatest actor of his generation.

xpost john goodman should've played catwoman

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

Anyone should've played Catwoman besides CGI.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

Even Nicholas Cage.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

OTM except for Nicholas Cage

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

xpost john goodman should've played catwoman

are you trying to start a world lycra shortage or something?

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

would that put american apparel out of business?

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

I think John Goodman should start pimping for American Apparel

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

what is the polarizing thing about TBL? is it trying too hard to be clever and silly?

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

goddamn it alex do you remember the american apparel thing from last night? i can't.

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://johnny-4-ever.tripod.com/jgood2.jpg
PANTYTIME!!!

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ first time the tripod gif pwning a person was actually appropriate with the comment

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

CURSES

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

tom, i think it's the lebowski cult that makes it so unappealing. the movie is a very funny, very well-cast, very clever altman/chandler homage, but nerds have made it a religion, as nerds are apt to do.

zr i remember very, very vaguely. it involved pete drinking AA or something?

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

julianne moore's character in lebowski reminds me of a very specific ilxor and thus cracks me up probably more than she should.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

Because I am a decent person I will refrain from doing any Goodman/AA photoshoppery.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

dudes its NICOLAS cage

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

it's not even his real name! who cares how we spell it? he still sucks just the same.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

its his real first name

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

I only care about getting WMATA's name right because it's something we ride. Cannot say the same for Nic.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

uh i believe we passed an ordinance yesterday changing WAMATA's name to TRON

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

i believe we passed an ordinance yesterday changing WAMATA's name to TRON

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

WMATA: When we ride, we ride, it's 'til the day that we die.

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

ugh gross brian no never again

also are any of you hiring at your workplaces?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

you can have my job.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

fuck sorry for the double posts!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

What's his last name? Jar-el?

What were you drinking last night, brother-of-mine?

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think I am competent at your job, though. I will take it but get fired v. v. quickly.

xpost I've been doing double posts a couple times recently, there is something screwy when you hit submit sometimes??

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

My job consists mainly of sitting around on the internets interspersed with occasional visits to people where I pretend I know what I am talking about.

Can you shot computers? Read the supermicro website and you'll be fine.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

We are not hiring because our marketing department is apparently incapable of bringing in new work.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

ally you can have my job

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

ok I am v. adept at tricking people into purchasing my services, you need to hire me in your marketing department.

xpost do I have to read LNS if I take your job??

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

no you can make an intern do it

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

Alex, does your job allow animated gif headlines?

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

man i wish we had interns here

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

haha movable type apparently does allow images in the headline field! brian you've just ruined wankette FOREVER

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

What were you drinking last night, brother-of-mine?

-- B.L.A.M. (bigheadyet...), February 8th, 2007. (Big Loud Mountain Ape)

a beer at alex's, and then like five (maybe only four but these are small concerns) medium-sized vodka tonics

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

+1 shot of whiskey, don' forget now

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

also vie de france although yr "garden" sandwich has fewer vegetables than any garden i've ever seen you were pumpin "sara" today so i really can't harsh you for it

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/7493/feellikeafailurehr2.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

jon: pete
garfield: alex
odie: zack

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

+1 shot of whiskey, don' forget now

-- whatever i do, it's right (teenagequie...), February 8th, 2007. (teenagequiet)

ah yes

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

i've gone to my local every night since last week because my apartment has no heat and i have to drink myself numb then stumble home and passout.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

replace "heat" with "girls" and you've got my winter.

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

replace "heat" with "girls" and you've got my campaign platform

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

Sounds like a good night, brah.

Kevin, that's just bad. Go get a bottle of whiskey and a flask and hang out in the library.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

Oh yeah that's not at all creepy and weird.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

don't be afraid to be creepy kevin

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

Oh yeah that's not at all creepy and weird.

-- Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyza...), February 8th, 2007. (allyzay)

really only creepy!

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

vreemd

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

Go get a bottle of whiskey and a flask and hang out in the library.

my best friend is a librarian and she's constantly talking about how she can't believe she went to college so she could be some weird combination of baby sitter and bouncer for a the world's shittiest dive bar.

also, regular bartender had to leave early to go to a wake so they brought in relief from the sister bar and she was smoking hot. i think i'm going to abandon my local for the other bar for a bit.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

"no heat in apartment"...boy, that takes me back

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

VALENTINE'S DAY 2002 U WERE A TREAT

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

HI I'M 34 YEARS OLD AND STILL LIVING LIKE I'M 18. SOMETHING NEEDS TO CHANGE.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

although, in my defense, when i moved in to this place last year i didn't know there wasn't any heat.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

there is like no heat in our apartment either, it's really irritating.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, that takes me back to winter before last. would've also been last winter but i spent a large portion of that one crashing at a friend's place where it didn't matter if there was heat or not because it was basically a season-long bender. until i moved to dc half-way thru...

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

i can see my breath in my apartment. when i turned on the space heater when i came home to watch lost last night it was 35 degrees in my living room. which is still like 40 degrees warmer than it was outside but still REALLY FUCKING COLD FOR A "LIVING" ROOM.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

God one year in NYC my heat just completely went batshit insane. First, it was COLDER in there than it was outside, I swear to god. I was sleeping in like leggings + sweatpants + t-shirt + sweatshirt + SCARF + HATE + GLOVES + COAT etc. Then they figured out the problem and then it became 130F ALL OF THE TIME, FOR THE REST OF THE TIME I LIVED THERE PRACTICALLY (except for the times the boiler would break and it'd go back to ice world) in my apartment. So my roommate and I went from like trying to build fires in the apartment for warmth to 24/7 bikini parties. Understandably, we were also getting sick ALL OF THE TIME.

I miss that apartment.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

lol by HATE I meant HAT of course but I probably also slept with a lot of hate.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

Whatever. Drinking in the library worked for Joe Pesci

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:nRrBbtLxI8GuRM:http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0790742055.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

I LOVE THAT MOVIE ^^^^

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

24/7 bikini parties. Awesome.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

yeah my heatlessness was just because my roommate stole the money i gave him for bills and spent it on...uh...something else? i don't know really and don't want to. no heat, no electricity = good times in winter 02.

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

winter '02 was also when snowman/bikini parties occurred, I think that winter was haunted.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

winter '02 me and my girlfriend finally moved out of the garden apartment we'd been in and got a sweet place on the 3rd floor. the last year of my 20s, everything was coming up kevin then. haunted for you guys, fucking golden for me.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

sst

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

hey, will the dc bar serve brunch on sundays? if so, you'll stop serving by the time the early games kick off right? what will you serve for brunch? i'm hungry.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

ok that sst thread!

we'll serve brunch all of the time along with our normal menu, everyone likes brunch, it's just that you can't be all gay about it like some places are.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

we'll serve brunch all of the time along with our normal menu

shit, just call the place "brunch" and i'll be in everyday eating sausage and eggs and drinking screwdrivers like every night is sunday morning.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

hey miss hows your day going . when you get a chance i wouldnt mind a lite conversation .. that is if you have room in your phonebook for my number..
if so my name is jabez (TELEPHONE NUMBER REDACTED) i usually dont give a number so quickly but your such a cutie i figure what have i got to lose . hopefully your not an internet psycho..lol... but do you think i can get a name and number so if you call ill recognize who it is?
I'm usually never on the net so the phone would be the best way of convo

WHAT?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

THE THING IS, I AM AN INTERNET PSYCHO

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

8()

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

you have to post the phone number now.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

He's in Maryland!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

usually myspace only nets me phone numbers from weird dudes in Asia

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

POST PROFILE LINK PLZ

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

it's not very interesting! Apparently I am the first person he decided to speak to upon creating a myspace.
http://www.myspace.com/156259312

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

hopefully your not an internet psycho..lol...

jabez otm

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

dude cuts a pretty nice figure actually - i like his taste in ties

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

ok should i post my favorite all-time random myspace message that i got?

xpost yeah he's not bad looking! I don't know why he's trolling for chicks on internets like that!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

ok should i post my favorite all-time random myspace message that i got?

do you even have to ask?

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

ok there are two.

1) the guy whose subject line just said "ranking u..." and then the text of the message is, I KID YOU NOT, "boobage..... !!!"
2) "Hey, I think youre wonderful, tell me what you think about me, lol, not as goregeous as you, but hey, im told im good company, if that even makes sense. :-P" -- WAY TO SELL YOURSELF TO RANDOM GIRL YOU ARE TRYING TO GET TO TALK TO YOU ON INTERNETS!!! CONGRATULATIONS YOU WIN A ;_;

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

"ranking u boobage" is like the funniest phrase ever, the more i look at it. there weren't even pictures of my boobs on my myspace at the time.

of course now i'm finding old ass myspace messages from friends i haven't talked to in a long ass time going on and on about bruce springsteen and some mix cd i made for them and now i'm depressed so it's time to log out of myspace i see!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

myspace is blocked at work. but i'm sure i still have the message some dude sent to me thanking me for putting him up at our place. he was the dude that towga left me for, the evil san diego kevin.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

did he have a goatee

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

at that time he might have.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

he was a fucking douchebag after all. so yeah, he probably did.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

when i see "towga" i always think "the one what got away," and imagine it being said by a dickens character

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

when I see "towga" I always think "fucking rad, a girl named towga, that rules" then get kind of like down upon realization.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

who from hastings is "'he Fe" on myspace? anyway, we are now friends?

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

i think i'm either dyslexic or retarded (or both) because when i see "towga" i read "toe gap".

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

Suddenly I know what I am doing wrong with the guardian vegetarian non-tipping virgins.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

is it m@tt helgeson? that's all i could think of. i like him!

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

but yeah we're friends now too

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

should I post the misdirected messages I get sent to my gmail due to my very common name?

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

yes you should.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

yes

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

Brian,
Here is a schedule of the games for the Groovy Girls. We will see you
tonight at 6:15pm. Any other questions just let me know.

-Joe

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

also this is hilarious: http://www.amazon.com/gp/discussionboard/cd/discussion.html/ref=cm_cd_ef_tft_tp/103-3198669-9120601?ie=UTF8&cdForum=Fx1D5FVR0TDJZT9&cdAnchor=B0009VXBAQ&asin=B0009VXBAQ&cdThread=Tx3MU8HSYVAHIBF

also Groovy Girls!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

Brian,
Hello- I am REDACTEDs' mom and I heard that you were putting together a basketball team for some of the girls in North 3rd grade- How nice of you and I know that is so much work. I know you have a lot of girls on your team, but if you need another one or an extra, REDACTED would love to play. She signed up for several basketball camps( one of the at JustHoops) over the holidays and we play a lot in our back yard and she just loves it (and the girls)

Thank you so much for your time and consideration.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

i could just post all my hatemail but most of it isn't that hilarious

xpost WHERE ARE THIS GROOVY GIRLS?

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

ok, didn't get to the 3rd grade part.

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

Thanksgiving time change:

I no longer feel that I should make any special arrangements due to Brians familly having Thanksgiving at 2pm. So, instead of having Thanksgiving at 7pm, I will have Thanksgiving Dinner at my house at 4pm as previously planned.

Famillies are supposed to make special consessions for each other. Since there is no room for 30 minutes to pay respects for my birthday, there's no room for Brian to have his way with Thanksgiving as well. Sorry, "Familly" is a two way street.

Take Care
Katrina

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

KATRINA IS OTM 100%

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

katrina has a point, brian, you can't just have your way with Thanksgiving.

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

stop being such a dick and just acknowledge her birthday

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

katrina is always such a pill around her birthday.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

I can't find the one where I got invited to a bachelor party in Vegas, but dude was talking about how so many people were interested that they would have to rent a third "sweet".

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

little known fact: that guy was talking about hookers, not hotel rooms

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

i think that's slang for paralyzed hooker.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

I get a couple a week, but here's a real classic and the last I'll post today:

Hey,

I just wanted to clarify - you sent me a text message asking if I was sure
we were doing the "right thing". I don't know that there is a "right
thing" to do in this situation. I am coming to Homecoming, and I would
like to see and talk. I am not having sex with REDACTED MAN or hooking up with
him. He and I talked about it last night. I am just taking some time for
myself right now because I did rush into things with REDACTED MAN and I have not
healed after you.

After you and I broke up I thought of so many reasons why we should be
broken up. Mainly, I felt that I had put so much into the relationship and
I have been so independent that I did not feel we were equal. I know I
have many downfalls, as well. Circumstances have been pulling us apart,
which I know I began when I chose to do Teach for America in Las Vegas.

I miss you so much for so many reasons. We were in love, we were close,
and college was an amazing time. I yearn to have all of that back.
However, life is changing and I am try to keep up with it. I am not clear
about whether you have a spot in my life or not, and I am sure you are not
100% either.

Do not blame this all on me. You have said youself that you do not know
how you will feel once you see me. REDACTED MAN knows that I am seeing you. REDACTED MAN and I are not hooking up. We are talking and he is being my friend right
now.

You do hear me complain about REDACTED MAN. I complained about you to my friends
while we were together, as well. I am also making things seem worse than
they really are because I am confused about what I want.

Please let me know if you have any other questions. In the meantime, when
you go to blame something on me or curse me, ask yourself what is really
going on. I have stopped blaming you and cursing you. I am concentrating
my efforts on healing the anger I have felt towards you...maybe you should
do the same.

REDACTED LADY

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

sweet dude how was it, vegas i mean. i bet you don't even remember!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

Circumstances have been pulling us apart,
which I know I began when I chose to do Teach for America in Las Vegas

Brian, just admit it: Vegas fucked your shit up.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

everyone you know is in Vegas

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

Sometimes I feel like the only thing I can do right is organize sports teams for little girls.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

;_1 @ redacted lady

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

I should become an unsolicited advice columnist.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

but I guess it's not unsolicited, it's just mis-solicited.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

redacted lady sounds like a primacrazy, you are right to be mad with her and not want to talk to her.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

brian does your two-way family know about the groovy sweet hookers and this bitchy educational mistress?

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

REDACTED MAN knows that I am seeing you. REDACTED MAN and I are not hooking up. We are talking and he is being my friend right
now.

i wonder if REDACTED LADY knows that REDACTED MAN really wants to fuck her in two?

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

seriously redacted lady in in some serious denial

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

I was thinking I'd get a follow up email a week later that said REDACTED MAN went for my tits, let's get back together.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

women live in a dream world in which their male friends are never, ever interested in them and it's fine and dandy to like let them see you topless or to sit on their laps and basically act like a straight up slut all over them because it is ok to do that kind of thing with their female and/or gay friends and are always shocked and all "oh god, you have the wrong idea, we are just friends" when the time comes that male friend decides to plant on on them. i am not being sarcastic, i am being god's honest truth right here.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

Ally most OTM in the history of OTMs.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

are they in denial or just fucking with us, is the question. neither option is very charitable to womankind. but i guess it's guyses faults for wanting to have sex with all this white girls 24/7

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

THE THING IS THE ANSWER IS BOTH.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

ie "oh yeah, I GUESS he seems to like me but we are just friends so he will get over it lol" when pushed by people that you are acting like a total skeezebag schizo.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

and it's fine and dandy to like let them see you topless or to sit on their laps and basically act like a straight up slut all over them

i have had more female friends in my life than i can count and i can GUARANTEE YOU that the number of topless and/or lap sitting incidents could be counted on one hand.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

ok maybe the topless thing is just me but the rest of it is definitely completely OTM

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

I think that the incredibly tiny, precious, pathetic amount of stimuli required for most single het men to get a full-blown stiffy and not think about anything else for the next two hours just makes no sense to women, it's like trying to think about string theory

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

No, I think that most women are fully aware of that fact. Alex is more otm in being completely uncharitable to be honest.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

it's no accident that you can't spell otm without t-o-m.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

ok, i'm going to walk around the sub zero temperatures with my fly open for about a half hour.

see you later.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

ok I don't have a penis but that just seems like a bad idea

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

i really feel like we should all pitch in and send kevin a care package

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

i'll bake cookies

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

tit cookies

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

ok that's funny

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://z.about.com/d/busycooks/1/8/O/3/peanutblosslg.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

otm

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

ok so i'm totally freaking out about a lot of things today

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

clearly the solution here is more coffee

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

what is going on? i think it is that kind of week to be honest :(

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

If I whinge about it being bad weather for flashing do i get a cookie?

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, that can be done

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

job, girls, housing, lifestyle, music, overindulgence, underachievement, future or lack thereof, family, self-fulfilling prophesies, no time, too much time, and chapped lips, in something not even closely resembling that order

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

I want to disagree with you, Ally, but I'm kind of thinking maybe I am no good at having male friends so I suspect that you might be kind of right. I want Tom to be right, though.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

In all seriousness, want to do an international baked goods trade off?

I've managed to send three food parcels to the US without them being intercepted by FDA goons.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

this is the third fucking day in a row i've bought chapstick and lost it within an hour of purchase!

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

In all seriousness, want to do an international baked goods trade off?

YES

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

yr jacket pockets? pants pockets? maybe tie a string around it, place around yr neck? just kidding.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

my parents used to make me do that with the house key

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

can i be impartial NY bakeoff judge? cool?

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

ally is kind of confirming shit i usually try to convince myself it's unfair to accuse grills of doing (intentionally or not) so i totally want her to be wrong too.

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

ed that is because those FDA goons have ZERO funding, which is exactly what i'm writing about right now

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

In all seriousness, want to do an international baked goods trade off?
YES

I will get to this next week.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

also I don't think Tom is entirely wrong, there are definitely a ton of situations where he'd be right, I guess it's like when I said the answer is both to the denial or fucking with people question? It depends and it can be both at once or it can be one or the other and a whole lot of things.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

actually you guys should just keep talking about baked goods i'm going to go buy more cigarettes

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

By the way
I'm going for cigarettes
And since you've gotta go
Won't you do me that favour
Won't you give me that number
Won't you get me that girl
Yeah, she's almost like you

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

Ed what kind of stuff are we talking? I will make you my Mayan chocolate chip cookies, they are the bomb.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

it can be both at once

yeah, I think some combination of yours and Tom's points is probably OTM. also that single straight men and women are complicit in relying on "friendships" to fill a certain void. but this is depressing, so back to baked goods.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

The first time i tried sending food I tried to do the prior notice thing that all the delivery companies advise you to do, the FDA doesn't seem to recognise anything smaller than a container.

Mayan cookies sound great.

I was thinking about some maple and mincemeat flapjacks (no meat and they are not pancakes).

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

speaking of chocolate chip cookies i'm definitely calling that girl tonight.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

the elephant in the room is that a lot of the women i'm personally thinking of were not/are not single per se and i think this is a big part of the "denial versus kind of fucked up" scale

xpost I know what mincemeat is and I am a fan so I will be stoked!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

sorry zr about the bummerz, man!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

zr you should buy carmex instead of chapstick, or go to kiehl's and buy their lip balm. you will not lose those. chapsticks are so easy to lose, they're like lighters.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

yeah it's cool i'm just spazzing today, i'm like the happiest i've been in recent memory really just everything has a really sketchy veneer today for some reason.

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

however, prospective new jobbie = no longer prospective new jobbie = bummerz ;_;

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

;_;

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

oh no ;_;

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

yeah I found out I got fucked over on my last prospect at the GNOJTF (dutch sfx) bcz FBI refuses, steadfastly, not to publish certain types of clearance info to the joint personnel systems EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE WORLD USES

I hate this place in the ass so hard

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

"we made you submit to a poly and 14 months of having to sign in like a fucking visitor in your own office but that whole process will just be a secret between you and us ok"

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

also I am sorry about your prospects too zack I didn't mean to seem all K8 Saint-Klar right then

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

wvs, carrot cakebot

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

j/k obvs

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

im sorry tom and zack!

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

further ensuring that this thread will remain perched atop new answers for the next seventy years or so

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

awww that sucks zr and tombot

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

;_1

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

god we're a bunch of sad sacks lately

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

city of bummerz

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

wait by loudly bitching about the above problem I may have arrived at a solution!!!!! Hooray cursing in the office

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

lock the building down

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

hey the nosybody but nice and competent boss who fusses about what times people come and go is leaving in like ten minutes so I can leave at a reasonable hour today hooray

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

my boss isn't coming in tomorrow so i'm not only going to the weekly chilx gathering (at a bar around the corner from my f'ing house for a change) but then i'm going out later for drinks in uptown where a bartending friend of mine gets us both drunk for free. and if she's drunk enough we occasionally make out. though that has pretty much stopped happening since her ex started dj'ing there.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

just make yr fuck-want known, dude

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

ugh pete

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

hello everyone

from my frozen fucking wasteland home I BANISH ALL BUMMERZ AND MAKE ALL GOOD THINGZ HAPPEN FOR MY DC PEEPS

yr welcome

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

my fuck-want is at least as well known as her fuck-do-not-want.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

i want after work drinks

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

i am up for it, as always.

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

let's go to the bar kevin's talking about, the bartender sounds like my kinda lady

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

her shift doesn't start until 10 p.m. you have plenty of time.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i was thinking that seems like a good spot!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

kevin, do poppers and invite her on a country walk, tie books to her.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

let's take a zipcar to chicago

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

lolol @ "tie books to her"

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

if you tie enough books to her she cannot run away

xpost OTM YES DING DING DING THIS IS A GOOD IDEA

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

i think i will go see my momz, have not stopped in since her surgery. but lemme know if y'all are still kicking around l8r this evening.

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

dudes am i alone in loving this?
http://images.chron.com/apps/comics/images/2007/2/8/For_Better_Or_Worse.986.g.gif

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

i wish my cell phone wasn't 80 years old and had a camera because then i could document the evening and do a live photo-blogging of my public humiliation at the bar.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

BOXCAR!!

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

omg what the hell

also i wouldn't be adverse to waiting and not doing "immediately post-work" if that is easier for people to meet up at like 6 or 7 but i am definitely determined to do something tonight i think

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

by 6 or 7 i kind of meant whenever btw

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

omg at fbofw. today's guest author: philip k dick

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

ally, do what i do and just get like a 90 minute head start on everyone.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

i would love to hang but i cant till like 9 - ill call u bros

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

that is such a long way to go for such a lame joke that i am in total awe of it

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

ally 7 or so would prob be best for me. maybe up nearer to me? i'm meeting some journo at 10, prob in adams morgan. tho of course the typical dupont thing would work too, but big hunt too nights in a row seems a bit much

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

the ravin?

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

i am always pretty much in favor of the raven, ten million nights in a row.

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i wasn't thinking big hunt, i don't have a problem going wherever

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

Aww. By the time he kicked it, my grandfather could only say "Yeah" and "Love you" and "Jesus Christ".

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

adams morgan is ok with me too

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

my grandfathers were either dead before i was born or died just after.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

Aww. By the time he kicked it, my grandfather could only say "Yeah" and "Love you" and "Jesus Christ".

-- Laurel (sininspac...), February 8th, 2007. (Laurel)

my dad had a stroke in 97, and when he was recovering, he had exactly what grandpa in FBOFW has, expressive aphasia. he was trying to write us a description of something, and he wrote, apropos of nothing, "NO PIGGY." then we kept asking him what he meant, and he drew this little pig with a line through it. we were all like WTF

all that aside LOL @ boxcar

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

then we kept asking him what he meant, and he drew this little pig with a line through it.

i mean this sincerely when i say that is totally awesome. not enviable but definitely the lemonade from a handful of lemons.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

yeah I was trying to come up with a way to express that myself

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

whoa anna nicole smith rip ;_;

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/08/anna.nicole.collapses/index.html

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

my grandfather (and i think i've told all of you this story before) was rendered permanently fucked by botched surgery shortly before i was born. he was brain damaged and spent his last twenty years in a nursing home. during his daily phone conversations with my grandma, he would ask what she'd bring him next time she visited. The answer was always a ritually intoned "cigarettes, money, pop, and candy."

which, if you replace pop with booze, is pretty much my philosophy.

anyway he used to get in a lotta fistfights at the nursing home, so i don't believe this "grandpa joe is secretly thrilled for michael" bullshit.

xpost wtf

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i just saw the anna nicole thing, wtf!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

truly a day of bummerz

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

lol at 15 new threads (it's important to find lols in tragedy, obvs)

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

also lol @ confounded

ANNA NICOLE SMITH MEMORIAL PAGE R.I.P. FOREVER

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

AWESOME

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

ok shakey mo collier is like the biggest shitbag in all of existence isn't he.

I WILL POUR ONE OUT FOR YOU TONIGHT, ANNA NICOLE SMITH

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

xpost: have you guys ever seen the Foobiverse Journal? REQUIRED DAILY READING

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

livejournal?

blocked at work.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

t/s shakey mo vs. don weiner

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

OK, I have finally heard winehouse doing rehab and it is as genius as emsk has been banging on about.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

don

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

ok, now even nabisco's being a dick! anna nicole smith's death has brought out the worst in all of us ;_;

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

and this is the wrong thread

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

HI I'M 34 YEARS OLD AND STILL LIVING LIKE I'M 18. SOMETHING NEEDS TO CHANGE.
This basically encapsulates the blow-out fite I had with my moms last night.
S.: I go into work today at 5 so don't know yet about stretcher-director, but yesterday they were putting some serious spin on the incident, of which I think it can be safely though not publicly said that he had a heart attack:(

I met Nic Cage. I actually accosted him outside David Letterman while stalking a singer. He was super nice but really really really mellow, like medicated mellow, but still super nice.

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

oh fuck you ilx

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

you should get that record though.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

xpost do not understand

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

man i am so busy today. but a barrister just used the word "crap" in an email. pretty funny.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c97/effyoutoo/rush0207.jpg

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

ally, do you know where the raven is? would you want to go there?

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

i am not really sure where raven is? i seem to remember being told it was kind of green line??

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, and I have a different take on the girls being friends with guys who are in love with them thing. It is really, really awesome to have someone around who thinks that you are the coolest person on earth and who has a major crush on you (assuming they are not creepy and that you would otherwise want to be friends with them). I've been in situations like this strung out for years--where, I didn't want to date the guy, but really liked him as a friend, and really really liked being the center of attention/feeling validated because someone likes you better than anyone else. In these cases, it really is a blow to the ego when they finally get it together and go for someone else. I think lots of guys also really get a perverse pleasure out of unreciprocated love (see Marcel Proust). This might be off-topic--it's the only way I could see my implicit in the scenario. I otherwise have pretty strong 'bouondaries.'

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

mt pleasant st @ irving

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

Mary OTM

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

but wait, Proust was gay? does that enter the equation at all?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

think lots of guys also really get a perverse pleasure out of unreciprocated love (see Marcel Proust).

LOTS OF GUYS ARE IDIOTS.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

oh that is like right by columbia heights metro i will do all of these raven bars

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

ally: green to columbia heights, then west on irving to mt pleasant, then hang a right and it's about half-way up the block.

mary: UH.jpg

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

UH.jpg OTM

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

haha mary in proving my "they do it intentionally to fuck with us" argument that i've been NOT wanting to make

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

me in OH GOD MY WHOLE FIRST 20 YEARS OF LIFE EXPOSED

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

Mary OTM.

I have been the guy in that situation and it has been the start of a few great friendships. (although I have been in situations where some perverse manipulations have been tried, that sucks)

I didn't understand the boob flashing thing up thread, I am too flu addled, and now it has dropped off the top I never will.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

i was really hoping it was not intentional. i'm so glad that that portion of my life, for the most part, is over.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

ugh I kept around a friend who I knew was just bad, bad news for way too long because of what Mary just said. That situation turned really horrible and that is how I learnt my lesson about just not acting like a retarded person all of the time.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

That is a good lesson to learn, they should teach that in school.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

it should be a tattoo put near the genitalia of all boys

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

kinda long though

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

it's not an easy lesson to figure out without something completely batshit insane occurring, I think.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

like the tragic death of anna nicole smith ;_;

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

yeah. it's pretty tough from the guy's side, too -- you can talk yrself into thinking 'my intentions are pure, i got it under control, she's just a friend'
bizmarkie.jpg

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

pretty much everyone otm btw this is sensible thread

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

ugh just thinking about this stuff makes me wanna puke

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

we should open a psychologist shop (ie a bar)

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

I wanted a sensible cat but this will do:

http://991.com/newgallery/Captain-Sensible-One-Christmas-Cat-360996.jpg

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

zr she lived a v full life

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

RIP ;_;

http://www.eog.com/uploadedImages/images/WOMEN/esterne041955030404195750_big.jpg

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

Captain Sensible had a Christmas album?!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

The boobs will still be with us 1000 years from now.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

xxxp - with hot girl bartenders who'll pretend they care about you and your life, until you've left a tip and then they have no use for you

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

haha alex yr a bro

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

xpost, save the tip till after they kiss

http://www.musicstack.com/album/captain/one_christmas_catalogue

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

you're going to open a bar called "brunch" and i'm going to have a high chair reserved at the far end of the bar and instead of bar nuts you'll have bacon as snacks and i'll eat sausage and eggs and screwdrivers until i pass out at which time you'll all nod in appreciation at my foresight in insisting on a high chair.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that is what i call a psychologist shop

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

kevin you're a nightlife visionary

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

screwdriver be amateur brunching, bloody mary or no dice.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

I approve of eggs benedict finger food though.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

god what is the bloody mary at raku made of? Isn't it full of sake? Or is it full of soju? whatever it is, it's delicious.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

snakes and snakeblood

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

I had a good one in cape town which had vodka, sake and wasabi in it.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

well, those are pretty tasty snakes.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

ohhh we need to do that sojutini & mandu happy hour again btw guys

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

i made a good one at a birthday party saturday night but since i don't like tomato juice it was pretty much a pint glass with vodka and a celery stalk in it.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

we will have drinks like the banana maple rum stack.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

let's let kevin tend bar for birthdays and special events

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

wait wait wait, you know how mcdonalds has like those syrup infused "griddle cakes" things? brunch will have them too, only infused with spiced rum.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

hows about a maple, sloe gin, blue berry martini

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

a banana split made with tequila

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

these are all great ideas

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

;_;

Ed we don't have good sloe gin in the US.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

maybe a biscuit full of southern comfort and rose's lime. i'd eat those until i was seeing little poppinfreshes everywhere.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

this is just reminding me though of how I tried to convince a few NYC people that we needed to open a bubble tea shop but instead of bubble tea it was more like bubble booze bar and they were like "Oh no heavens that's not a good idea".

WRONG WRONG WRONG THIS IS BEST IDEA BUT NOW BUBBLE TEA FAD IS DONE WITH AND WE MISSED OUT, YOU IDIOTS. (not you guys, but the people in NYC)

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

maybe we can do international alcohol goods trading.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

I could not even bring a bottle of Plymouth sloe gin back on the plane w/ me :(

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

coat the inside of the glass in maple syrup, add crushed blueberries, stir sloe gin and noilly prat over ice, pour into glass. (maybe mix gin and sloe gin)

No wait,

mix the gin and noilly prat then float the sloe gin over the top.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

if i win the megamillions this weekend this bar is so gonna happen.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

they're such douches about that! Why even have duty-free if you can't bring any of these things on the plane.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

Not even the gordons?

I home make my own. Come September October the hedgerows are groaning with sloes.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

stop I am getting really upset

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

it's just a spring clean for the may queen

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

brian it's ok she lived a etc etc

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

that is the suckage.

I have a hard samsonite suitcase and I have had great success checking booze in.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

wait anna nicole smith's son died?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

Ed, if you bring sloe gin to the US we will send you back will all these southern comforts

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

Make it Rip van winkles and you're on.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

everyone related to Anna Nicole Smith is dead

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

Ed, you're a better bargainer than I thought.

FINE, DONE!

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

except her lawyer/husband. who will probably inherit all the $$$ from that oil dude.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

a banana split made with tequila

WANT

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

the thing is, he's the one that's been killing all these people

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

Dan, you are the person who is even worse than me in the "will drink anything containing tequila" sweepstakes, I swear to god.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i was gonna add 'hold the bananas' but i was afraid of what might ensue

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha this is based off of one awful drink and yet it's true!

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

(haha I also almost said "hold the banana split" and then went, "oh wait, butterscotch + tequila might be yum")

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

It was the only tequila drink in history I have discovered and was all like DO NOT WANT. It was also named something like the Devil's Asshole! Worst drink ever!!! And you still drank it! That is dedication to drinking tequila.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

I can't actually decide which shot I have heard of or seen someone I know drink is worse, the Devil's Asshole or the Quicky Queef.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

leaning towards the latter because I cannot see ANY instance in which gin and milk together is a good idea

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

move to dc: a rolling list
kevin
dan
ed
ian

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

Quicky Queef.

ewwwwww. worst drink name ever

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

horseshoe!
gareth!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

is Quicky Queef worse than SNOTFAG? (Mt. Dew and tequila)

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/6186/annabl8.jpg

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

move out of dc: a rolling list

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

i haven't had tequila shots since i was 22 in montreal and walked past a place that was selling 3 shots for 3 dollars. canadian. i think we did 18 shots then i ran to the mens room and produced a homage to jackson pollok.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

qq is worse than snotfag yes

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

it's thursday night: should we go to Tom Tom?

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

yes, gin + milk is worse than tequila + mt dew but that is a very disgusting battle you are forcing me into the middle of.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ she died

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

god gin and milk, just saying/writing that is making me heave

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

I have had rum & mt dew

NEVER AGAIN

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

I've just found a commercial damson gin, something I thought only came home made.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

oh hey, and it's one block west of damen, not the two i had previously mentioned. that seems like so long ago it wasn't even me or it was last week or soemthing but i know it was this morning.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

oh fuck, that's the wrong thread.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

Gin + milk???????

WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCK DOES THAT?????????????

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

OTM

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

SICKY CARE BEAR DOUCHE FUCKS

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

I'm pretty sure Quicky Queef is a breakfast cereal.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.peytonmanning18.com/PeytonCereal.JPG

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

It sounds like the sort of breakfast cereal you'd use to cure a yeast infection.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

I can't lie though; that horrifying name might entice me enough to order one if I didn't know what was in it.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

GIN MILK PUNCH

- 2 oz Gin
- 1 cup half and half
- 1 tsp Superfine Sugar
- Garnish: 1/4 tsp Nutmeg
Glassware: Cocktail Glass

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

quicky queef that is I've no idea what peyton o's cure

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

Whatever, Quisp rules!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

GIN MILK PUNCH

...

...No, I can't see that working. Substitute bourbon for gin, though...

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

YOU MAY HAVE WON MEMORABILIA

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

or tonic water for milk.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

HOLY SHIT

Free Silver

Shake in iced cocktail shaker & strain
1/2 oz fresh lemon juice (1.5 cl, 1/8 gills)
1/2 tsp sugar (2 dashes)
1 1/2 oz Old Tom gin (4.5 cl, 3/8 gills)
1/2 oz Jamaica rum (1.5 cl, 1/8 gills)
1/2 oz milk (1.5 cl, 1/8 gills)
Fill with ice, soda
Serve in a tall glass (14.0 oz)

GIN, MILK, LEMON JUICE, and SODA?!?

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

that's one of those "this is what we have, let's make a drink" college party type of drinks, isn't it

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

Orange Milk Fizz

Shake in iced cocktail shaker & strain
1 oz fresh lemon juice (3 cl, 1/4 gills)
1 tsp sugar (4 dashes)
1 1/2 orange flavored gin (3/4 oz, 2 cl, 3/16 gills)
2 oz milk (6 cl, 1/2 gills)
Fill with ice, soda
Serve in a highball glass (9.0 oz)

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

that's a recipe for some kind of alcoholic marscapone, no?

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

why not just call for milk curd?!?

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

That Free Silver is only a heartbeat away from a Long Island Iced Tea with milk in it.

OMG CONDENSED MILK IN A LONG ISLAND WOULD BE YUMMY, LIKE THAI ICED TEA YUMMY

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

"gin cheese punch" doesn't sound as appetizing?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

"gin quark" is better though.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

CONDENSED MILK LIT WTF YOU ARE A GENIUS WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE WERE MAKING THEM WITH CHERRY JUICE TO SWITCH THINGS UP

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS

WHEN I NEXT COME TO DC, WE SHOULD MAKE RUM JULIUSES

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ yes!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

man I really shouldn't be encouraging myself to drink stupid crap again

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

oh my god the top of my head just popped off like a monty python animation at the thought of that.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

condensed milk w/anything=a good idea

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

condensed milk + genocide = WOW, TASTY GENOCIDE

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

well sooner a tasty genocide, I suppose

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

okay *sigh*

condensed milk with practically any foodstuff=a good idea

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

boil the condensed milk in its can to make 'offie.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

yep, that's one of KLG's family specialtys

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

how is she doing today?

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

hmmmm? haven't heard yet? called a few times, no answer? she might be on a conference call though.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

ok in what way does it make sense that the supervisor i mentioned ages ago is BACK IN THE OFFICE RIGHT NOW

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

like, why would you come back in, at 5:30, other than to make my life miserable :(

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

he's gonna make u drink milk & gin

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

ok now i get off ilx now, finish work, then shower. raven at 7 ally and zr and whomever else wants to come?

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

yeah it's going to be later than 7 for me but i'll be there. will update.

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

I gotta prep for r&r hotel saturday, I cannot imbibe ;_;

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

Ten movies streaming across that, that Internet, and what happens to your own personal Internet? I just the other day got... an Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday, I got it yesterday. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the Internet commercially. [...] They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.[2]

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

He's right that it's not a big truck.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Thursday, 8 February 2007 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

quincie no zings for me today? dag, hr/flamethrower stuff must really be dragging you down, sorry dude

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 8 February 2007 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

hi DC I would love to move to you will you give me a job as a professor?

also, Mary OTM.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 8 February 2007 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

Heh, I now know how Nabisco feels everyday:) Mark, I was referring to M. Proust's characters (Swan and the literary character Marcel, though many infer that his female characters are thinly disguised composites of his male lovers/fantasies. The analogy could still work though--fixation on an unobtainable female lover as a way of avoiding (active) heterosexuality.

Alex, do not despair. This is something that I think is really easy to fall into in high school/college/post college, where you spend large parts of your day hanging out and doing nothing and you let patterns develop just because it's easy. I can't really imagine getting into a situation like that now. The last time was an outgrowth of a high school friendship, and I think by a certain time I became such an idealized version of what he wanted from a girlfriend that if we ever did get together it would have been very disillusioning for him.

The next time it happened (after college) was about a four-month friendship where I wanted to remain friends and was given an ultimatum--chose to try it out rather than lose the friend--saw each other for a few months--was miserable--didn't work out at all--lost the friend/paramour both.

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 8 February 2007 23:47 (nineteen years ago)

I will hire all of these professors! but I don't have a school :\

also going to be later than 7 myself because of work retardation but not much later, will text

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 23:48 (nineteen years ago)

maybe I can be the professor of the bar you guys open! and then I won't need to finish my degree. yay alternative economy.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 8 February 2007 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

at least they *want* you to live in their little DC...unlike me... [[emo]]

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 9 February 2007 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

does this bar need medical staff? for, like, when the high chair breaks and ppl get dawkins-ed?

― grbchv! (skowly), Friday, 9 February 2007 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

at least they *want* you to live in their little DC...unlike me... [[emo]]

-- Haikunym (zinogu...), February 9th, 2007 1:22 AM. (Haikunym)

OMG They forgot you! Dude, move to Dc It's a rolling thing! We're going to keep adding people!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

nope, fuck it, I've moved on

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 9 February 2007 02:03 (nineteen years ago)

no dude, sorry you are moving here.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

I just moved away. Can I come back? I miss DC.

The No Piggy thing was amazing. The seizures in the passenger seat of my car? Not so much. So glad he's better.

Agreed that we cannot get good sloe gin here.

And back to studying. Ugh.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 9 February 2007 02:39 (nineteen years ago)

d'oh, again i totally missed this.. why? because i was at work until 9:45.
why did i think it was a good idea to be in web team world

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 9 February 2007 04:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.emersonprocess.com/RAIhome/have_fun/images/911_Tribute1-1024x768.jpg

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 06:46 (nineteen years ago)

hello DC, i just played the ricardo villalobos at fabric birthday set, his rmx of beck is...awesome, no really!

wished i'd gone last weekend now, apparently it went on till 2pm(!)

― Save The Whales (688), Friday, 9 February 2007 10:47 (nineteen years ago)

blargh god fuck

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

hey does anyone want to go see the stage production of Edward Scissorhands at the Kennedy Center? Because if you do I can't talk to you anymore.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Friday, 9 February 2007 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

my last post was in reference to the fact that I have had Prince's 7 in my head since 3 AM LAST NIGHT WTF STOP IT

also Brian OTM

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

dude i've had the fucking doors' 'waiting for the sun' in my head since 3am. ugh

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 9 February 2007 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

i've had a dull pain in my head since 8.

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

BAN ALLY

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Friday, 9 February 2007 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

Wow. I have Johnny "Guitar" Watson's "Superman Lover" playing in the old mental jukebox right now. Great stuff.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 9 February 2007 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

lolololol at zr

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

guys, I think this is where R2-D2 got started

http://www.nandahome.com/products.clocky.html

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 9 February 2007 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

how many razorblades did i drink last night anyway? judging by how my throat feels, i'm guessing twelve.

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

btw alex u are very waitsy

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Friday, 9 February 2007 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost) Want him to stay put? Disable wheels.

w/ hammer @ 7am

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Friday, 9 February 2007 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

clocky is not a toy

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

BAN CLOCKY

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Friday, 9 February 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

OTM

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Friday, 9 February 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nandahome.com/products/ClockyBlueJumping.jpg

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Friday, 9 February 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

our bedroom would be full of bullet holes if we got clocky

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

mw you are mistaking clocky for robocop

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

robocop would make the best goddamn alarm clock ever

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Friday, 9 February 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

no i mean we would purchase guns if clocky entered our household but neither of us are good shots in the morning

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

"The only thing that would cause more murder and mayhem in this city is allowing freer access to guns. Also, Clocky."
- DC Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Friday, 9 February 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

DESTROY CLOCKY

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

CLOCKY IS CUETY

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 9 February 2007 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

i like clocky, he looks pleasant

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

yes, I know, ban me etc

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

NO BAN ALLYZAY, JUST FUCK CLOCKY

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

"available in shag" OH BEHAVE

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 9 February 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

fucking clocky is a bridge i am not desperate enough to cross, i will have you know.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

France 24 said clocky was hot in the blogosphere

QED not hot, ban clocky

― Ed (dali), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

Clocky is small

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://doug.finalownage.com/img/hammerzeit.jpg
^^^ haha wtf

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha pete did you delete my post on yr noize login repository thread? asshole.

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

mine too, what a jerk

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

BAN PETE

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

Alarm beeps in random pattern

this is the most appealing feature. do you think they mean sample+hold pitch osc or sample+hold amp lfo?

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

Someone should make a vibrating under pillow alarm clock, I use my phone as such but a stand alone would be good.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

brian plz to photoshop "rewriting history" w/pls's bastard face in lieu of hillary's thanks.

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

ha ha ha ha my post is still there SUCKAS

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

I would spend many $ for an arpeggiated alarm clock

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

from ts: baltimore vs. lamesville canada thread:

well, Baltimore is becoming Toronto to D.C.'s New York

i know he just means in terms of cheap places to film movies but this sentence is still sorta bending my mind

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

it would be awesome if there was an alarm clock that set off fireworks.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

excuse me but can you repost your funny log ins here, where pete cannot delete them.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

I want an alarm clock that sounds like a watermelon being dropped off a thirty-story building, and the agonized cries of bystanders ripped to shreds by watermelon shrapnel. IF WE CAN PUT A MAN ON THE MOON etc.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.proidee.co.uk/shop/F=produkt_formular/P=02_GB_580118/

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

the prototype wore a fursuit: http://panzo.org/entryimg/clocky.jpg

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

Rock, ordering one.

Thanks.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

great, a furry yiffing alarm clock that moves, what will they think of next

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

jw I think you should just go on that noize login repository and post everything you've ever used since 2003, with the exception of GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

Did you notice that gygax! (rip) was the first url in login name spammer? (revealed on Pew thread)

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/402/clockyzk5.jpg

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

haaaaaa

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

so sleepy

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

coffeetime

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

DEAR JON ARE YOU STILL READING THIS THREAD
http://www.circuitcity.com/ccd/productDetail.do?oid=165227&c=1&AID=10405767&PID=1886881&cm_ven=CJ&cm_pla=1886881&URL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.circuitcity.com%2Fccd%2FproductDetail.do%3Foid%3D165227%26c%3D1&cm_ite=Circuit+City+home+page&cm_cat=1699394
^^^ GO HERE

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

JON DID YOU GET ONE

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

he probably missed it again ;_;

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

i have a hangover that feels like a prison gang in georgia or alabama has been using my head to break large rocks into smaller and smaller rocks. and they've been doing it for like, weeks or something.

it feels like i've been in a car accident and have suffered a traumatic head injury.

it hurts when i move my eyes and i swear to god i can hear myself blink. and my liver is filing a restraining order against me i think.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

"In the year 3,000, people are going to speak with sound waves. Don't think I'm crazy, the whales do it. Dolphins too."

― Ed (dali), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

I love Van Damme.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

daerest friends: while making a hasty exit from pharmacy last night, i seem to have maybe misplaced my bank card - do any of you a) have it? or b) know what i might have done with it?

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

bad week for bank cards (I don't have it but perhaps you left it at the bar?)

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

well, i seemed to remember leaving it with pete and telling him to sign for me so i could walk $girl home, but he says i actually had the card before i left. he's a lying motherfucker but his version of events is probably more accurate since he'd had less than seven (7) drinks.

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

you had way more than 7 drinks, little buckaroo!! chin up!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

ill check all my pockets and stuff, but its probably just with tariq at p-bar. myspace that guy?

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

ok "little buckaroo!!" is ZR's new login name RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

yeah seriously it is probably just at the bar, I wouldn't worry too much.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

it's with your chapstick

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

oh i'm not particularly worried, even if it is lost it's not like i have any money to access anyway

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

alex otm

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

also, tombot otm

― little buckaroo (teenagequiet), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

Nah - Pete has it. He's a klepto. We usually keep him in restraints during family dinners so that he can't steal people's earrings and shoes and such.

Do not trust Pete. He's a secret agent. You must kill him.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

it's with your chapstick wah pedal, guitars, my drums, your other bank card, your wallet, your phone, your phone, your phone, and your phone

-- senator second p. newcastle (a|e...), February 9th, 2007. (a_p)

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

no no no the exclamation points too!!

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

this is like family secrets: the thread!

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

one of these days, pete, when you least expect it, i will stab you in the stomach with a screwdriver

― little buckaroo!! (teenagequiet), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

you tube that shit pls.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

steer clear of pizza mart yo

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

Don't do that. Pete is also trained in Krav Maga, the official self defense system of the Israeli Defense Forces. Stabbing him in the stomach with a screwdriver is tantamount to foreplay.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

next thing we know ZR will be travelling cross country in a diaper, armed with a phillips head

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

a NASA diaper

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

wait Pete is jewish?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

yeah but he's closeted

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

also: plz to not kid yourself about Israeli army people, they're wusses.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

Good morning:
I wanted to let you know that the Admissions Committee is still in the
process of screening applications for the Class of 2011; the
interviewing process will be finished by the end of March, 2007.
At this time, your application is still incomplete as we are missing
your college letter from the prehealth committee/advisor from your
undergraduate institution.

Please forward this information to the Admissions Office as soon as
possible so the Committee can continue with the reviewing process of
your application.

just got this one - should I write back and let them know they have the wrong address? Does someone who can't get their own email address right deserve higher education?

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

they go to Hampshire Halloween and spend the night crying and running into the woods because they think their girlfriend is being "mean" to them because she had the nerve to be cold and then force everyone to listen to crappy idm because "it helps stop the problems." FUCK that.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

yeah Hampshire college people are weird

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

sooo otm

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

HE DIDN'T GO TO HAMPSHIRE

NEITHER DID I, I'M NOT SURE WHY I WAS THERE ALL THE TIME ;_;

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that place, man. I've never visited but the stories and the people I know that "graduated" from there are one of a kind.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

no one actually ever graduates from hampshire college.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

Hampshire Halloween was not as bad of a party as all of those Virginia parties I was talking about last night but it was pretty crap. The best party we had there involved breaking all of Hampshire's stupid "art" that litters the campus.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

for yr approval:

hey [redacted],
i had a great time talking to you last night, yo! does your office have casual friday?

talk to you soon,
[redacted]

ps - my phone number is [redacted] - lemme know if [redacted] still looks cool for java greeeeeeen.

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

sweet.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

that sounds like a good party. i'm scared to think what the art looks like. what VA parties?

xpost PS: yes, click send

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

talk to you soon,
[redacted]

MAN WHO IS THIS PERSON YOU TOOK OUT, HERE?!? I AM LIKE REALLY ANXIOUS TO KNOW

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

cutty says wait till 3pm

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

pete just accidentally fwd her various incriminating emails to me and zr.

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

also pete -- weren't we over this? [REDACTED LADY] is a PSYCHO

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

lil' bro pete do you use a pen name for your romances so you can have fifteen different ladies at once, with a diff't myspace page for each one to post to

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha! psychos are fun!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

i dunno man, she seems cool but bitch is a little redacted y'know?

― little buckaroo!! (teenagequiet), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

you totally do you krav maga bitch you totally do that don't you

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

i should ask her if shes a groovy girl

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

haha alex beat me to it

― little buckaroo!! (teenagequiet), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

sincerely,
butt master

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

the "art" amounted to like piles of wood, some random creepy swing in the middle of nowhere, that kind of thing. I'm pretty sure Hampshire is actually a David Lynch film.

The VA parties run-down: bad liquor party that ppl jumped off balcony to escape from, Reston pool-party in stupid fancy middle-of-nowhere condo that resulted in crazy girl hooking up with crazy guy (ie WOW underpants thief) and our friend who threw the party still gets shit from crazy girl's 'rents for this fact, naked pool party involving said crazy girl and crazy guy of which the details are too sordid to tell.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

6.4 = making yr fuck-want known

― little buckaroo!! (teenagequiet), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

"does your office have casual friday" seems like such a weird question to me!

My technique would just to be send a girl the picture of the Gungan Flop Carrier I found on the internet apropos of nothing and be all like "wanna hang out"

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

ok that was a huge fuckin xpost

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

6.4 = making yr fuck-want known

-- little buckaroo!! (teenagequie...), February 9th, 2007. (teenagequiet)

i listened to that on the way home from taking meg home the other night!!!!

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

hey [redacted],
i had a great time talking to you last night, yo! does your office have casual friday?

talk to you soon,
[redacted]

ps - ranking you... boobage ...!!!

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

"does your office have casual friday" seems like such a weird question to me!

its supposed to be funny and gently absurd?

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

Tom your "technique" is to send pictures of your friends, get mad when the girl says they aren't her type, and tell her that she's unattractive anyway, yell at her on the phone about her giving shitty directions to a bar, and then grab her tits. Don't fuckin lie because the relationship wouldn't have taken three days to start if you had sent Gundams instead of been creepy.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

i like it as a question, PS, it's totally fine

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

OMG SQUEE @ A&T

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

v. cuet

― little buckaroo!! (teenagequiet), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

asking about casual friday is a perfectly normal question though a little abrupt.

xpost NOT CUET

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

it's cuet on this side of the relationship, trust us.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

actually i am kind of curious about the dress code at [REDACTED OFFICE]

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

asking about the dress code/casual friday is a perfect set up for a "what are you wearing" follow.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

I actually attended a wedding b/t two Hampshire grads in the Bahamas. One was from there, the other from LA. It was pretty damn funny to see the British-by-way-of-pirate/rum runner-Bahamians interacting with these Hampshire kids with their various ill-advised piercings, facial hair and tatoos.

The place is very, very weird, and they get uber-defensive when you say anything disparaging about the way the curriculum is structured. Also - they are ALL trust-fund hippies, at some point along the way.

Pete is the deadliest man in the world. Upon hearing of Pete, Chuck Norris decided to become his disciple, but Pete responded by deafening Chuck with "On the Corner" played at stadium rock levels through headphones that had been stapled to Chuck's head.

Pete also enjoys flower arranging, drinking, and going after predatory lenders.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

sexy

xpost whoa

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

and they get uber-defensive when you say anything disparaging about the way the curriculum is structured.

YES.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

that is not at all true in my many experiences there but i only knew people who were going there on scholarship (!!!!!!!!!!!!) and dropped out, basically.

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

the person who got defensive all the time about the whole thing actually didn't go there, that chick was such a bitch too.

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

half the people I know are like BLAM's trust fund example, half ally's example.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

Don't fuckin lie because the relationship wouldn't have taken three days to start if you had sent Gundams instead of been creepy.

I did not say "my technique would have been three years ago" I said my technique would BE, as in, my evolved, kinder, gentler, obnoxiously weird but not so creepy technique.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

rankin u boobage sounds like a bad ska band. redundant, i know.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

omg that fucking bitch didn't even end up going to hampshire, she went to umass. all the shit she gave me!!!!!!!! http://www.people.umass.edu/emendez/

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

Supposedly, the attrition rate is VERY high because of the very loosely structured curricula. This is something of a point of pride for the Hampshiriites, as "graduating" from there is seen as an accomplishment.

― Rankin U Boobage (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

Tom you shouldn't have evolved.

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

I know it contradicts what I said earlier but I was thinking it over.

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

long post, yet important: this is my friend's friend's impressions of her hampshire college roommates.

Ch4r1i3 is the grandson of Joseph $+31n, author of Fiddler on the Roof. Grandpa $+31n pays his $40k tuition and his credit card bill. Ch4r1i3's father is a successful sports writer and a many-times NYT Bestseller. Ch4r1i3 has a tremendous knowledge of Western literature and film, and an incredible knack for Jeopardy! and trivia in general. Nevertheless, though has been a Hampshire student for three years, he still doesn't know how to register for classes, find certain campus buildings, or use the student Intranet. He goes to class a third of the time. He was nearly expelled for plagiarism, and had to leave Hampshire for a year. Last semester he did all his finals in three days, and failed most of them. He spends loads of money on clothes, liquor, and take-out dinners. He is considering buying a vintage moped.

Ry4n is the product of a wealthy, Rhode Island-based Italian family. His father owns a large nursing home in Rhode Island. Ryan is gay and has not outed himself to most of his family, but his uncle found his Myspace page-- loaded with references to gay sex-- and sent it to his dad. Ryan is well-versed in Byzantine-era art, the Ottoman Empire, and the Mediterranean and Middle East in general. He is also extremely passive and lazy, and is so spoiled that to him, basic household tasks are like foreign rituals from an unknown civilization. He doesn't seem to realize when certain things need to be cleaned or otherwise handled, even when he is responsible for causing them to be unclean or in need of attention. For example, he and his boyfriend took a shower together, leaving the shower floor cloaked in black body hair. It looked like someone had lay down carpet. I pointed this out to him, and he reacted like I had uncovered an ancient, mysterious tomb.

B3v1n is the middle class daughter of a large, Catholic Massachusetts family. Her father is a defense attorney and her mother works as a title researcher. B3v1n is Ch4rl13's longtime girlfriend and she knows a lot about physical anthropology and Native American history. When she needs to go shopping-- for food and clothes in particular-- Ch4rl13 hands her his credit card. I don't think she's paid for food or clothes since she started dating him. She has a nasty habit of leaving her stuff-- and there's a fucking metric ton of it-- literally all over the house. I am constantly picking up Bevin's clothes, shoes, makeup, magazines, books, purses, jackets, and random accouterments from the kitchen, bathroom, living room, and hallways. Her broken-down bed frame and mattress occupy a third of the common space. Her shopping bags crowd the entrance to my bedroom. Right now I am staring at three pairs of her boots, seven of her books, two of her jackets, and her eyelash curler, and I'm not in her bedroom-- I'm in the living room.

Wh1+n3y is easily the most annoying person in the house. She's from a loaded Scarsdale family. Her dad is old money, and her mom is a Filipina immigrant who has a high-up position at NYU hospital. Whitney is helplessly lazy and unclean. She does not know how to do a single thing for herself. The other day, she had to check her oil, and a) she didn't know where the dipstick was and b) she didn't know how to check her oil, period. All I see her do is watch endless hours of reality television, text message her sister, eat, walk around looking like a mess, and scream random inside jokes at our housemates. She studies sociology like me, though she doesn't seem to grasp its most basic ideas-- stuff like deconstruction or stratification, for example. She's constantly challenging me on sociological theories, but she doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about. She sleeps until 3 or 4pm every day.

― little buckaroo!! (teenagequiet), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

Damnit. I will cede the new login name to you, Ally, but only on the basis of "first in time, first in right."

I'll get you next time, Allyzay. NEXT TIME!!!!!!

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:yMFBY6YpEdM9WM:http://www.ithaca.edu/ithacappella/hmow/drclaw.jpg

― Rankin U Boobage (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

goddamn it why do the Post links to the Fisher blog always fool me? "Cockfighting vs. Drunk Driving" should have been great!

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

hm kinda fucked up the googleproofing, not that it matters

― little buckaroo!! (teenagequiet), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahhaa my good friend's gf went to hampshire and she totally knew Ch4r1i3

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

he and his boyfriend took a shower together, leaving the shower floor cloaked in black body hair.

eidohagnojfnhohretohwbhg no no did not want yuck!!

also those are pretty OTM

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

ZR that is awesome, thx

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

not as awesome as embedding the video for "careless whisper" on my myspace page bro. that is some blood diamonds shit right there.

― little buckaroo!! (teenagequiet), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

yeah sorry kind of? but not really.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

no that is hilarious and awesome, never learn not to love "careless whisper"

― little buckaroo!! (teenagequiet), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

AIR SAX

― little buckaroo!! (teenagequiet), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

oh shit i forgot to even check my myspace this morning!!

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that song good times. i danced a dance with mega high school crush girl at a homecoming to a very similar george michael song "One More Try." I asked this girl out a bunch of times on the phone, she kept saying she was busy that weekend, and the next, and the next and the next. I could not take a hint.

(She finally agreed to go w/me to the art museum, we also went and saw the musical adaptation of Huck Finn called Big River once, she insisted on paying for her ticket, it wasn't really a date.)

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

high school guys never, ever get the hint

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

omg flashbacks to asking out hot record store girl in summer of '85, i took her to a picnic dinner before seeing a historical play my friend was in because i thought she was religious, she turned out to be a former speed freak from san diego. it did not go well for me that night.

i'm surprised i ever got laid again after that maneuver.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

it's cool, i ended up dating her sister years later, briefly.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

ok vaguely creepy

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

One of my HS classmates went to Hampshire, graduated, and is now a shrink. I am sure her undergrad fieldwork pretty much did itself.

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that whole situation=very strange. her sis pursued the hell out of me. it was a very strange and sad time. her sis=complete wackjob, had just broke up with her long time bfriend who asked her to marry him, she said no, then started dating me like two weeks later. hi dere i'mma rebound. but then two years later i met KLG so they can all suck it.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

links on wapost page today that should be totally awesome stories but are not:

Cockfighting vs. Drunk Driving
Britney vs. the Terrorists
Budget Games That Hurt Children
Zubrus Lifts Capitals Over Kings
Daniel Snyder: More Milkshakes
Strafing the Speaker

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

Cockfighting v Drunk Driving sounds like a great, great, great...well anything.

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

mclusky song title?

― little buckaroo!! (teenagequiet), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

but yes, "anything" is correct too

― little buckaroo!! (teenagequiet), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

hmm yeah possibly.

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

Britney vs. the Terrorists should be her comeback album title.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

OR LOGIN NAME!!!!

― Cockfighting v. Drunkfighting (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

Cockfighting vs. Drunk Driving would be an awesome video game, along w/ the Britney

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

LOL @ Drunkfighting

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

cockfighting vs. drunk driving: the video game

http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/amg/games/drg000/g038/g03872i5cei.jpg

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

woah atari flashback

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

that's my favorite shitty game ever. Just like Frogger but without lateral movement or water!

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.gomanzanillo.com/features/cockfighting/anticipation1.jpg

Drunks at a cockfight.

― Cockfighting v. Drunkfighting (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

Budget Games That Hurt Children: Radiohead song

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

or Drunks Fighting

― Cockfighting v. Drunkfighting (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

also Dan Snyder is OTM re: milkshakes

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

they bring all the boys to the yard?

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

NOT TO THINK ABOUT DAN SNYDER'S MILKSHAKE

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

we gonna hit 2000 today or what?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

true fact: I hate that song

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

waht to eat for lunch guys

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

a milkshake.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

panini

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

cockfight milkshake sandwich

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

PIZZA MART

― little buckaroo!! (teenagequiet), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

btw i think it's going to be impossible for me to ever get bummed out with "little buckaroo!!" as my login.

― little buckaroo!! (teenagequiet), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

srsly tho panini sounds good!

― little buckaroo!! (teenagequiet), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that is what i am going to eat, i think .

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

panini otm

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

email sent!

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

ugh i ate too much at lunch - big plate of tempura and huge thai ice coffee

GUESS THE GEEKY PAN-ASIAN TURBO DEPOT

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

WE'LL NEVER GET TO 2000 TODAY WITH THIS ATTITUDE

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

that noodles place?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/020707/fatal-college.gif

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

NAH CAFE ASIA

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

dudes I am seriously going to spend all day at work trying to figure out why the killfile script doesn't work on shakey mo collier, I am pretty sure it is because he has two spaces in his name, but I dunno how to fix

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

rent-a-car, screwdriver

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

shift key, = key

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

i hate don weiner

Pam's tits are nice, too. Maybe they'll let Creed or Kevin say that.
-- don weiner (dandydonweine...), February 9th, 2007 6:31 PM. (don weiner)

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://cache.jalopnik.com/cars/assets/resources/2006/09/Joe-Cullen-Lions.jpg

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

looks like my ex-gf

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

otm

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.microsoft.com/games/arcade2/img/SS_dig_dug.gif

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

we've all had that ex-gf

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

dear lawsons:

i need to eat you more often.

thx!
ally

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cyberiapc.com/vgg/stills/nes/paperboy1_1.gif

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

that game ruled everything ever and i do not understand why it is not yet available to download on the wii

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

i liked that you got to use actual bike handlebars on the video game, that was sweet

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

quoi?

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

you can't actually see that well in this picture, but the game had handlebars

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/59/Paperboy.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

that's crazy

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

wait have you guys never seen that?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

I have never seen that!

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

you guys stop making me feel old!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

yeah seriously i remember NINTENDO

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

BITE ME ALL OF YOU I INVITE YOU TO DO THIS

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I only played it on the nintendo too.

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

better picture

http://www.lyonspinball.com/images/video_games/paperboy.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

sorry so big

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

why, it is awesome

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

there used to be the handlebar paperboy game at the dream machine arcade at the methuen mall in methuen, ma. where i spent many years and probably thousands of dollars as a child/adolescent.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

weird, though, i thought the button to toss the papers was just below the red handle on the metal thing, but maybe not? awesome game.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

can someone please explain to me how comparing me to kirsten dunst is supposed to be an insult? is this like the time grandpa told mw to go eat some more pussy??

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

mr. que it's on there in the picture... ?

is this like the time grandpa told mw to go eat some more pussy??

you guys have like the coolest grandparents ever.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

BOXCAR! BOXCAR!

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

no no kevin, see we call Dr. Morbius "grandpa," because he is very old & cranky, and he once logged in as someone else and told me to eat more pussy

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

my grandmother just said "bloody" a lot and hated the british and and republicans and if you were both she'd probably start yelling at you in the street.

xpost- that is both lame and awesome at the same time.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

someone with mod privs pls to edit morbs posts to read "#&@((@&*($ BOXCAR! NO! NO! NO!"

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

i do not see a paper button anywhere.

yes, it's kind of a funny insult and kind of funny and not really an insult, even

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

kevin's grandma is otm

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

i wish someone would log in as someone else and tell me to go eat more pussy. unexpected sad face emoticon : (

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

EAT SOME MORE PUSSY

― MAYOR DAILEY (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

for alex
Controversy Sells: ENEMY LIST part two!

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

that was the grandmother who advocated giving me jameson as a three year old when i had a cold or the flu or a headache or a touch of the blues or was hyper or for lunch.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

EAT SOME MORE PUSSY
-- MAYOR DAILEY

worst "got milk" billboard takeoff ever.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

ally:

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

i remember the paperboy video game. i used to play this one called "the tapper" where you are a bartender & have to pour beers and slide them down the bar to patrons walking toward you & if they reach you & don't have a beer yet, they kick your ass, game over

http://www.cpczone.net/media/screens/t/tapper-4.png

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cpczone.net/media/screens/t/tapper-1.png

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

THAT GAME SOUNDS GREAT

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

Root Beer Tapper taps Xbox Live

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

dear lady on the phone who called for our billing address:

no, i did not want to get into a huge discussion of how people from baltimore talk, please just take the billing address, i cannot keep on the phone and stifle my giggles at BOXCAR BOXCAR any longer.

thx!!!!
ally

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

I REMEMBER THAT ONE it had two versions: Tapper, with beer and a kids version Root Beer Tapper

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

haha, the original was not root beer
xpost

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

MEME ALERT

#&@((@&*($ BOXCAR! NO! NO! NO!

-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...), February 9th, 2007. (Dr Morbius) (admin)

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

hey i guess we'll get the beer version of tapper for our bar, yes?

http://www.basementarcade.com/arcade/tapper/tapcp.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

i wish we were still allowed to make jpgs and gifs our usernames because I would replace all these Dr Morbius with this
http://czabe.com/daily/archives/cover_owens.jpg

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

holy shit my head just started KILLING me aggressive delayed hangover is aggressive!!

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

breadline your tuna sandwich is probably the best tuna sandwich in the united states

― little buckaroo!! (teenagequiet), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

breadline i love you but youre stressing me out

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

a) you guys are mods that were not before
b) OMG BOXCAR YOU PEOPLE ARE KILLING ME

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

yeah it's a perfect storm of boredom

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

In Hollywood, girls congratulating each other on how great their fake boobs are must be like Pazz & Jop voters backscratching on their insights.
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

ohno i have been listening to that lcd soundsystem track lately and now it's in my head again
that is what you meant right pete

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

yeah def - its my early fave for indie meme of 07

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

i gotta put that album on my ipod already

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

i keep treating it like a fashion accessory and not actually putting all my songs on it

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/182/384862243_baccc3dd85.jpg

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

alex otm

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

Jim Patterson OTM too

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://a1472.g.akamaitech.net/f/1472/124/4h/img.ebags.com/is/image/im1/72261_1_1?&op_usm=.5,1,0,1&hei=249&wid=249
WHICH ONE OF THESE SHOES
http://a1472.g.akamaitech.net/f/1472/124/4h/img.ebags.com/is/image/im0/72260_2_1?&op_usm=.5,1,0,1&hei=249&wid=249
IS THE MOST
http://a1472.g.akamaitech.net/f/1472/124/4h/img.ebags.com/is/image/im7/72267_2_1?&op_usm=.5,1,0,1&hei=249&wid=249
HANDSOME

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

god, forget I posted the top one, it's totally out of the running already, yuck-o

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

i prefer the last option but then again i wore nothin but docs for about 7 years so what do i know?

― little buckaroo!! (teenagequiet), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

ew not #2

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

2, maybe?

ha xpost galore. they're kind of all eww but what do i know?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

I prefer the 3rd one, the 2nd one is ok, the 1st one is no. Tho I'm with MW in that they are all a little bit meh.

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

2, 3, 1.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

white stitching on those=no but then the middle one is too booty

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

wtf is a shoe look like that isn't "a bit meh" they're SHOES

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

agree w/chicago kevin

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

i can't remember the last time i wasn't wearing boots.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

though that different color sole on #2 is unnecessary

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://a1472.g.akamaitech.net/f/1472/124/4h/img.ebags.com/is/image/im7/72267_1_1?&op_usm=.5,1,0,1&hei=249&wid=249
MODS PLEASE REPLACE THE FIRST ONE WITH THIS ONE THANKS MODS

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

too reddish

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

but actually best of the bunch so far

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

ok guys say you are looking for a pretty specific design, on the internets, to turn into a tattoo (you are not yourself a very good artist so you are leaning on the internets to see if there is something similar to what you envision). you find something v similar to what you like but then, when you click on it, find out it is on someone's deviant art.com page. DO YOU PROCEED Y/N

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

nb the tattoo isn't of a sad goth psuedo anime character fyi

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

deviantart is just flickr.com for people like me but who are harder core into being "deviant"

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

a ringing endorsement

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

i like the new #1 but my appreciation of shoes is pretty slim, here's what I am wearing today:
http://www.skechers.com/images/productimages/medium/60043_BON.jpg

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.tattooblog.org/images/anna_nicole_smith1_.jpg

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

booooo

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

annanicolesmithmermaid.jpg

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

4 > 1 > 2 > 3 sort of like songs on NEVERMIND

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

pete otm re: nevermind!

― little buckaroo!! (teenagequiet), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

4, 1, and 2 are much closer on NM than in shoe choice - shoes are pretty clear for me

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

guys I don't know what you were talking about earlier but we are way over 2000 posts on this thread.

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

oh yeah whoops!

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i'm an idiot, no news flash there.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

Haikynum pwned all of TOMBOT's shoe options.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

even though i could probably do way better and they're kind of an embarrassing stereotype i don't think i'm ever buying non-new balance 574 sneakers again just cuz i never want to have to think about that shit

― little buckaroo!! (teenagequiet), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

do you mean you are never learning not to love NB's?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

I'm wearing the same black suede boots I am always wearing, every single time I wear jeans. I really need to go get some more clothing and shoes and stop wearing the exact same thing over and over again. Or the weather needs to stop being so COLD and start being WARM again.

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

Haikynum pwned all of TOMBOT's shoe options.

-- YAAAAAOW! (yourjobisyourcredi...), February 9th, 2007. (Brian Miller)

im sure this haikunym is a nice type but OFF THE MARK BRIAN

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

okay that's it pete you and me got beef mister

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

you got a beef with me too Mr. I Hate Jim from the Office!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

BRING THAT NRG QUEEF

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

actual quote from the conf call I'm now on:

"I mean, what is the definition of balloon?"

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

you guys have so much beef you should consider getting some cheese to go with it

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

I don't hate Jim, I just think he's a dick. Good character though.

But you dont even want me to move to DC so you can get bent.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

"GET"

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

okay REMAIN

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

remaindered cheesed getted beefed equipped

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

"BENT"

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

"I mean, what is the definition of quicky queefed?"

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

"scattered, smothered, covered, fondled"

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

guys this is a really gross thread now, kudos

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

"sorry balloon"

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/2923/boxcarpeytonlf3.jpg

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHA

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

why do candy hearts now say shit like "email me" on them?

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

because BOXCAR wasn't invented yet

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

and YAAAAAOW! doesn't fit

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

i will date anyone who gives me a valentine that says BOXCAR, that is true

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

it just continues being hilarious, is the thing

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

yeah I mean I'm kind of having a hard time controlling myself just thinking about writing the word "boxcar."

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.acme.com/heartmaker/hearts/heart_20070209132223_84066.jpg

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

BOXCAR

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

btw kudos to whomever changed morbius's last post, that made me laugh #1 hard.

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.acme.com/heartmaker/hearts/heart_20070209132440_90640.jpg

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

are these images not showing up for people?

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

no they are not :(

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

farts

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

boxcar? i don't know what is going on any more!!

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cryptogram.com/hearts/index.php?bg=pink&lines=box%20car

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

hey i gotta go to a work meeting thing downtown.. will somebody send me a text if youse guys are going to big hunt plz?

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

xpost I haven't even thought of the big hunt!!!

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

;_; boxcar?

^^ kudos

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cryptogram.com/hearts/index.php?bg=purple&lines=poppage%3F

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

just so everyone knows, im taking full credit for bringing BOXCAR

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

BOXCAR PROMETHEUS

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

EDITING MORBS' POSTS WAS MY IDEA MR SMITH NOW I HAVE BEEF WITH YOU TOO

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

you should take credit for it, bring that energy

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxcar

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

happy valentine's day DC ILX u make my work day complete

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/9548/candyoz8.jpg

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

plz to bring me "beer" candy heart!

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

i will have after work alcohol btw

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

also dcilx must now open a candy factory. UH.candyheart is the greatest thing ever.

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cryptogram.com/hearts/index.php?bg=yellow&lines=i%0A%3C3%0Abeer
okay i'm done bye everyone

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

I would buy a pack of all sad emoticon candy hearts

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

my admin went away on noize ;__________;

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

yeah so did mine

jon, i sincerely, 100% hope you did not get your wii today.

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

that was fun tho

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

I know :D

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

hilarious day DC

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1:25 PM, 9 Feb 07 locked user Dr Morbius by Mr. Que (go drink some lemonade)
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― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

thanks to PS for the boxcar meme

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

don't let boxcar die

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE I READ FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE TOO

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

STILL GOT BEEF

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

BOXCAR!!
-- 69 (plsmit...), February 8th, 2007 8:41 PM. (plsmith)

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

gentlemen, there is room enough in this world for you both to be middle aged moms following soap opera comics.

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

I READ FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE TOO/
STILL GOT BEEF/
AND I STILL GOT LOVE FOR THE STREETS

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

OH WTF x 1000

guess who gets to answer questions about a gay bar at an ANC meeting from 7-9pm on Valentine's Day?

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

i lvoe you alex lets stop all the fussin and the feudin

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

xpost (apparently me!)

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

awesome way to spend valentines, Brian

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

this confirms my belief that ANC comissioners are loved by none.

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

oh i am willing to have some post work beers btw

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

i would dudes, but i am fuckin wobbling on too much caff, all-day-jesus-lizard, girl anx, and not much sleep in 3 days

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

so yeah see you there

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

i knew you'd come through

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

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― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

maybe she was in mtgs

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

wawawa

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

in 90 minues i'm going out for steak and garlic mashed potatoes and several dozen beers and bar trivia and i'm going to yell "BOXCAR!" when each question comes up on the screen.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

that sucks ps--maybe she left early?

also--longest week ever

also--hi jon

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

also kevin that sounds like a plan

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

no jon it's like this: boxcar

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

won't kevin be embarred when the question is "what is the funniest thing to edit into a dr morbius post"

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

remember that alternate uni where jon never hemmed and hawed about $girls

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

ALSO WHERE "HEMMED AND HAWED" WAS COMMON PARLANCE

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

2/9/07 the day DC lost noize admin

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

so worth it

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

ALL AT THE SAME TIME

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

it was completely worth it and hilarious and also kevin otm re: soap opera music every time Dr Baby Jane posts when he's off his meds :D

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

nah i had it for 10 more minutes then i laid a mindfuck on jon and he yanked it

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

dude you didn't even do anything today ;_;

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

it wasn't like we were calling him dickbag, the boxcar shit is just really really funny

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

yeah and I mean since the posts being altered (initially at least) were basically flat out insults and trying to start shit with people on totally unrelated threads I kind of think it was ok but whatever, it was worth it and totally the most hilarious thing that has EVER HAPPENED ON THE NOIZE BOARD.

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

high fives for everyone

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

BOXCAR

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

when u dudes out?

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

not til 6:30-ish for me, i'm guessing.

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

yikes i can only hang till like 615 or 630

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

uh not acceptable

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

I wouldn't get there until like 5:45 6ish

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

I GOT MY ILX KILLFILE TO WORK :D

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

oh sad ok imma peace home and collapse then sorrrrrrrrrries

ill be back in the game tomorrow

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

;_; see u soon then feel better

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i don't think i will make it out i have a ton of shit to get done this weekend and need to start on some of it tonight ;___;

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

but seriously, good work everyone: KUDOS

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

oh no!! who is coming?

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

I'll drank

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

looks me and you, ally.

also maybe zr, who's coming back into city i think soon?

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

I wanna get a beer too! I have something to celebrate! I had a job interview today! I have been invited for a second interview on Monday! I may have a new job by simply getting on the elevator and going three floors down! Yes! Hope!

Also! Non-psycho convo with boss lady! She is very supportive of new job possibility! Work enviro now 100% better!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

BLOOD FUCKING DIAMONDS

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

YAY

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

alright as long as i'm not just going there by myself i'm ok.

oh god the last time we were at the bh there was this LNS dude who proceeds to point out another dude who looked EXACTLY LIKE HIM and was all like, "fuck, that guy looks like a douchebag!" and we were like ok now they're turning against one another it's time to leave.

xpost hooray!!!

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

So will you come to big hunt MW? For just one beer and then home?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

fuck, I'm going to cry! awesomes! yeah one beer then i have to clean the kitchen seriously it's a trainwreck i know that is lame but i have a fuckton to do this weekend.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

ok not to interrupt but this is what my firefox does now:

Post by Ignored User (Dr+Morbius) removed.

Post by Ignored User (Shakey+Mo+Collier) removed.

Post by Ignored User (Dr+Morbius) removed.

BLOOD DIAMONDS + 100 KUDOS TO YOU, FIREFOX :D
xpost oh yeah I gotta do massive laundry and cleaning this weekend myself, I hear you on that :(

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

Ya'lls should see our place; it is like frat boys live there with no maid service :(

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

at least it doesn't look like Hampshire students live there?

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

Well. . .

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

. . . no shrooms growing

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

OK I'm on my way out in like five minutes

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

that is awesome ally. okay klg will be there but not me, i am still not quite finished feeling sick and should not even mess with anything besides going home cleaning kitchen, writing for class and napping all weekend.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

yeah our place is quite amusing

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

wow did we all catch some kind of superbug that it's lingering on us so long? :(

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

hey should we start a new DC thread?

i suggest it be entitled BOXCAR btw

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

yay quincie, that is good news!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

i was fine yesterday, like on the upswing? except for a really bad sinus headache upon waking. and then woke up this morning and felt like, no headache but worse everywhere else?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

also yes on boxcar thread

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

never get into a conversation with someone who begins a sentence with "As an artist..."

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Saturday, 10 February 2007 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

Someone just asked me if we were going to be closed on Valentine's Day, because, yes, that is a national holiday.

― Mary (Mary), Saturday, 10 February 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

that person OTM, also brian OTM. me OTM too.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 10 February 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.jolson.org/stage/voice/mp/smmp2.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 10 February 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

* I got 11 hours of sleep!

* Some nutjob keeps texting me BOXCAR, WTF?

* I just realized "Boxcar" is totally something King Lear would mumble to himself in the wilderness, dripping wet, crazy and alone plus he's old, weird. My life is syncing up in strange ways.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Saturday, 10 February 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

Okay this guy is now chatting me up, "Valentine's Day might be a little slick." Get over Valentine's Day already!

― Mary (Mary), Saturday, 10 February 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

I texted Q, Ally, and Brian "BOXCAR" but only once!! So that must be some other drunk person

― dar1a g (daria g), Saturday, 10 February 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

hi dere

― drunk person (teenagequiet), Saturday, 10 February 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

never learn not to text "BOXCAR!"

― little buckaroo!! (teenagequiet), Saturday, 10 February 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

, "Valentine's Day might be a little slick."

oh noes asking someone out on valentines day!

― Save The Whales (688), Saturday, 10 February 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

Did you do it? If not, there's your opening line. Works a charm.

― Mary (Mary), Saturday, 10 February 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

no i didn't. i think i'll pass on that line though

― Save The Whales (688), Saturday, 10 February 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

BOXCAR

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Saturday, 10 February 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ps3week.com/blogs/media/xboxcar.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Saturday, 10 February 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...BOXCAR!

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Saturday, 10 February 2007 23:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://photos-230.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v13/26/111/36907581/n36907581_30399230_8032.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Saturday, 10 February 2007 23:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40160000/jpg/_40160648_yellow_card.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 10 February 2007 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

MW what the hell.

OK so I just watched a bunch of really old men play some weird touch football hybrid on my television, "Team Boomer Esiason" beat "Team Warren Moon" FWIW but I kept wondering why the hell Marcus Allen and Andre Reed don't have better things to be doing with their lives.

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Sunday, 11 February 2007 04:10 (nineteen years ago)

OTM! I could not for the life of me understand the rules of that game! it just seemed like the easiest game ever. throw the ball down the field, someone will catch it + score even though, like three dudes touch them first.

btw Andre Reed u r still very pretty.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Sunday, 11 February 2007 04:14 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I couldn't figure out the rules really at all. Also--why are the team MASCOTS at the Pro Bowl?! This is getting out of hand. Did you see the hit Taylor (? Maybe?) laid on the punter btw!! Holy crap.

Also, GOOD JOB DREW BREES LOL HE DIED.

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Sunday, 11 February 2007 04:16 (nineteen years ago)

OMG I KNOW! way to potentially mess up your season in the m'fing Pro Bowl, Drew Brees! :(

I missed the hit on Moorman...I guess everyone missed the memo about the Pro Bowl not meaning anything this year.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Sunday, 11 February 2007 04:19 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't actually see the game, NFLN was showing it over and over again before they switched to Nursing Home Bowl, along with the Peyton Manning tango clip yet again. It was completely insane though! I am surprised Moorman didn't die.

I also had no idea that if your team wins the Pro Bowl you apparently get $40,000??? WTF!

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Sunday, 11 February 2007 04:21 (nineteen years ago)

you get money if you lose, too, I think?

I adore the Peyton Manning tango clip.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Sunday, 11 February 2007 04:24 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, you get like $20,000 I think. I want to play in the Pro Bowl, it seems like easy money for not very much work.

What is going on at the end of that clip, when the girl throws him to the floor? Apparently her name is Lola!!

ALSO: MW I just looked at the WDYLL thread and am now even more angry with you over that picture! What the hell!

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Sunday, 11 February 2007 04:26 (nineteen years ago)

the idea of Peyton Manning tangoing with someone named Lola is improbability heaped atop improbability! also, I liked when he told Rich and Marshall that the girl who leaked the tango tape to the media was "like, a gaffer" in the play.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Sunday, 11 February 2007 04:56 (nineteen years ago)

"It wasn't Lola...Lola is loyal!"

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Sunday, 11 February 2007 04:57 (nineteen years ago)

stop saying "Lola," Peyton, it's freaking me out!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Sunday, 11 February 2007 04:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.peytonmanning18.com/PeytonManningEsquireSept1997.JPG
LOLA LOLA LOLA LOLA LOLA LOLA

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Sunday, 11 February 2007 05:04 (nineteen years ago)

ALSO: him bitching about his wife stealing his MVP car. Peyton, you are v. rich and can get another one.

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Sunday, 11 February 2007 05:05 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, totally. I bet he's no fun to be married to during the season, either. but I guess he was trying to be one of the dudes, all, "you know how it is, the old car-stealing ball-and-chain, eh?"

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Sunday, 11 February 2007 05:08 (nineteen years ago)

Speaking as a married women, it is true that we're constantly stealing cars.

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Sunday, 11 February 2007 05:09 (nineteen years ago)

ZR i know you are "passed out no no no no no no" but KUDOS on somehow remotely downloading "careless whisper" to tom's computer last night without any of us noticing.

also, RIP

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Sunday, 11 February 2007 05:13 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha marriage sounds awesome!

xpost

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Sunday, 11 February 2007 05:15 (nineteen years ago)

now Marc Bulger is trying to kill Bluey. We should've been watching the Pro Bowl today instead of that fucked up astronaut movie, Alex.

Also UH there was not just one copy of Careless Whisper on the computer.

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Sunday, 11 February 2007 05:20 (nineteen years ago)

i learned something tonight.. indebleu --> DO NOT WANT

― dar1a g (daria g), Sunday, 11 February 2007 06:44 (nineteen years ago)

dar1a OTM

p.s. drunk

p.p.s. BOXCAR

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Sunday, 11 February 2007 08:55 (nineteen years ago)

holy fuck plastic cup full of Jameson to top off the evening = never forget

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Sunday, 11 February 2007 09:24 (nineteen years ago)

boxcar

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Sunday, 11 February 2007 09:24 (nineteen years ago)

oy, demerol is a helluva drug

― little buckaroo!! (teenagequiet), Sunday, 11 February 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

why shouldnt we stay in the sandbox again?

― 69, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

we should. let's stay there. fuck this.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

otm

― say it with blood diamonds, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

why the fuck does it send you back to new answers when you post?

― say it with blood diamonds, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

Why do you think people here know the answer to that? Foolio

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't really mean to make fun of you, just testing the thingamajigs.
Need to correct this font for the text field, oh well.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

also, need to close up the white space everywhere, particularly on new answers

― Ed, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

I put my faith in Sterling Clover to make a more accurate facsimile of the olden steez

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

excellent

― Ed, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

Sure is quiet. DCers gone from here and from Capitol Swamp on the ILX music page.

― curmudgeon, Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

nobody is ready for the transition yet besides me and Ed (and I'm only here right now because I'm trying to figure out where else the stylesheet and the html stuff needs fixing)

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

excuse me but wtf r u guys doing over here

― Allyzay is growin old in a bar, Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

I just said what I was doing over here!!

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

I am over here too. I feel a little dirty.

― quincie, Thursday, 22 February 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

i don't like it but i'm bored and it's quiet on the other side

― Allyzay is growin old in a bar, Thursday, 22 February 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

hi dere

― mookieproof, Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

Mookie go back to sandbox! We are holding out, yo!

― quincie, Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

UH GUYS I FEEL A LITTLE WEIRD

― Allyzay is growin old in a bar, Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

A new posting by Mary about tonight's Depeche Mode dance party over on the Capital Swamp thread of the ILX music board would be nice, but alas she must be busy...

― curmudgeon, Friday, 23 February 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

heres what i need from this new board: dont log me out after 15 minutes of inactivity

― 69, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

i think it might be time for a new thread

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=52438

― TOMBOT, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

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