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Pitchfork reviews my 'Oskar Tennis Champion' album today.

As ILM regulars know, I support Pitchfork against the hataz when it gets discussed here. I don't mind getting bad reviews, especially when, as in the case of Mr Idov, they are from people who have clearly enjoyed some of my work.

But what I do mind is the subjective disappointment being fleshed out with a whole string of factual errors, as happens here.

I know people have raised fact checking before as a problem with Pitchfork -- someone said something to the effect of 'If they got this much wrong that I knew about, how much were they getting wrong that I didn't?' This review very much bears that out.

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

So here's my detailed breakdown of the errors in the review, plus some other thoughts. (Copied from Momus website guestbook.)

>Pitchforkmedia.com reviews the new Momus record, Oskar Tennis Champion. Any thoughts?

All's fair in love and journalism, but that doesn't mean all is factually correct. I like Pitchfork because they review at length and intelligently, and I'm glad Oskar got reviewed there. However, to quote the reviewer out of context, 'I'm not that generous.' He's also not that factual:

>a lost lawsuit over a song about Wendy Carlos.

The Carlos case was not lost but settled out of court. The judge refused even to issue an injunction on the record.

>Written and recorded in Japan... the CD takes no inspiration from its surroundings.

Not true. Not only are there several tracks in the fake oriental 'spooky kabuki' style, there are also recordings of Japanese street cryers recorded from my window mixed into songs like 'The Laird of Inversnecky'. There are also songs written for Japanese artists, like Pierrot Lunaire, made for Emi Necozawa. The record is, de facto, 'Nakame-kei', just like the latest Cornelius. It goes, literally, 'from Nakameguro to everywhere' and it has that fragmented, magpie Tokyo feel.

>Song after song, Currie's trademarked sick wit is nowhere to be found.

'Humourless' is in the eye of the beholder. There's a lot of slapstick and macabre black humour throughout Oskar, as much in John's cut-ups as my lyrics.

>"Electrosexual Sawing Machine"

There's no track called that on the album.

I'm glad Mr Idov likes "Trans-Siberian Express", but to say:

>That was old Momus, I guess, unencumbered by tabloid infamy and money concerns.

is again simply untrue. The guy who wrote that song was much more tied up in tabloid infamy and money concerns than the guy in Tokyo making 'Oskar', who, rather than romping with teens, was trying to get through the death of a close friend and the end of a relationship. If the fun on Oskar sounds somewhat anxious, that's why.

>The new Momus is the kind of guy who stoops to include a minute of silence as the 16th track on this disc and titles it "A Minute of Silence".

Simply not true. The gap track is not titled 'A Minute of Silence' either on the album or on the website. I don't know where Mr Idov got this idea, but to use it as evidence of my lame sense of humour is absurd.

>If that's not enough, he follows it up with an instrumental reprise of the album's second track-- rendered in telephone ringtones! Oh, the fun!

Adam Bruneau, the 'he' in fact resposible for The Ringtone Cycle, reprises not one but six of the album's tracks. Wrong again! This is getting ridiculous, how many facts can you fail to check in one piece?

>awfulness has always been a part of Momus' gambit.

Who sets out to be awful? With Oskar as with all my projects, I set out to entertain and to stimulate. But pop music is communication, and it takes two to make a successful act of communication. A bad review is as much a confessional commentary on the writer's inability to do his part of the imaginative work. That's fine, no work of art can compel acceptance. What's not so cool is when spurious and incorrect 'facts' are marshalled to make the confession look more objective.

>his laboriously cultivated image of a postmodern ponce is binding and irreversible.

Words which will have to be eaten when Pitchfork reviews the 2004 release, 'Summerisle', on which the 'powdered wig ponce' persona is stunningly absent (as he is on at least half the tracks on every Momus album except perhaps 'The Little Red Songbook').

I like Pitchfork and I hope they continue to review my records, though with a bit more respect for fact.

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

You artists are like MEWLING KITTENS who come crawling to critics dying of thirst. But you will find no milk in your bowl, you will find BLOOD. Come back to me when you get mo' beats.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus, at least half of what you listed above are opinions, not facts.

s1utsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha ha! Can't fool me. It's Robin Carmody again, right?

phil jones (interstar), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

momus, tell us more about the interview with you in the forthcoming Modern Painters (it was mentioned in last Saturday's Torygraph)

zebedee (zebedee), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know, I haven't read it yet. A nice guy called Sukdhev Sandhu flew out to Berlin in May, asked me some questions, then flew back to London. The music-related issue of the magazine (including a cover-mounted CD, apparently) gets a preview launch at the Venice Biennale and is released in the UK in July.

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

momus, if you actually started to wear a powdered-wig under your trucker hat i would buy your new album in a heartbeat.

scott seward, Tuesday, 17 June 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

c(;-)

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

What slutsky said. Here:

>>>Song after song, Currie's trademarked sick wit is nowhere to be found.
>'Humorless' is in the eye of the beholder.

Your point is accurate, but are reviwers only to report on observable facts? ("This record features instruments and vocals.") You cite stuff you found witty, and others might; the reviewer thought you weren't as witty as you've been elsewhere. That's not a "factual error."

I felt for you when I read that review, really I did; I take bad reviews really, really badly, it's why I only ever review records I like. But come on, now. The fact that somebody didn't think your jokes were funny doesn't mean they didn't hear where the jokes were.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus should have just reviewed his own album.

Isn't that what you are ultimately aiming for, tiger?

Please leave the critic crap to the critic. And keep the artist crap to the artist.

Don't get me wrong. I love pirates.

gage o (gage o), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Pitchfork = Fox News of the indie world. Consistently and unapologetically innacurate, prone to hystrionic proclamations, inexplicably popular.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 17 June 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

surely they are entitled to their opinion?
that's usually what reviewing is all about, except if you write for the nme.

frenchbloke (frenchbloke), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Pitchfork actually reviews stuff I care about.

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I wouldn't be surprised if they assigned someone to do a bad review because of your affiliations with this board.

Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I doubt that very much

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I was waiting for this thread to start (Pitchfork vs. ILM part 9,00,675,231!)... while Momus does take a little liberty with what constitutes a "fact" in his critique, I wholeheartedly understand his frustration with being misrepresented. Why should *making up songtitles* be a forgiveable journalistic error? Or the biographical mistakes - is it really that difficult to look up the facts of a lawsuit? It's just sloppy sloppy sloppy.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 17 June 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

i always liked sassy's reviews all right

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Now Sassy knew how to handle reviews...

Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

It is a lazy review, to be sure. An egotistical review with weak comparisons and bland views in general that tell far more about the reviewer's insecurities than Momus' album. The writer is dead wrong about "Eternal Youth;" and comparing Oskar Tennis Champion to that album is actually quite a compliment, I think. (I haven't heard the new Momus album). Fans of Merritt and Momus will know right there that the writer is grasping, NO hacking, at straws. "Eternal Youth" is in now way Merritt's weakest album. The review is nothing more than an attack on Momus. For an editor to leave all those personal attacks in an album review is quite unprofessional. I wouldn't even have read the review, but upon noticing the 2.1 score, I wanted to see where they were coming from... especially since many Pitchfork contributors share space with Momus on this board. "Write a song about this, asshole," the review screams. Hmmm, it's more like give up music journalism and fuck off, twat.

Tim D (Tim D), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

slurp slurp

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

An egotistical review with weak comparisons and bland views in general that tell far more about the reviewer's insecurities than Momus' album.
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Sounds like 99% of the reviews I read...

ham on rye (ham on rye), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

that review made me sooooo happy, even though it was terrible

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

as stated above, most of the purported "factual inaccuracies" are opinions... some things like the comment about not taking any influences from its surroundings would also be better if stated explicitly as opinions, perhaps by adding the word "apparently"... it's quite a silly review, though, as obviously no one sets out to be awful... that's a very daft comment.

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus, at least half of what you listed above are opinions, not facts.

3 out of 9 = 50%? (4 out of 9 if I'm feeling generous)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I count at least 5.

s1utsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

this is silly

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

it's a little sad, really Momus - it's pitchfork

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Really, M - I do feel for you, but think about what you're doing here: starting a thread to discuss the bad review your new record got. It's in bad form, man.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, one of the other reviews on there today, the anomoanon one (which sounds like a good record from the songs ive heard so far, the writer is at least write about that) takes a dig at the grateful dead. whereas really it just sounds like the writer is scared that he might actually like them, which is just silly. yeah i know this is coming from the point of view of someone who quite likes the dead (me), but im also someone who appreciates some of the indie music that pitchfork reviews. and im just sick of seeing their writers get all defensive when their pride is at risk.

Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

it is better than actually writing them a letter over it though - there is practically no way to do that and not come off as a pompous crybaby, even if your complaint is valid (and to be honest I don't really think that's the case here: "he says I'm not witty! don't they have fact checkers over there?!!!").

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

god, what percentage of pitchfork reviews involve the writer coming off as being scared he might enjoy something he's not supposed to like?

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

it's the "house style"

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

countdown till ott shows up...99...98...97...

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

1, 2, 4, 6 and 7 are all factual errors. 3 is an opinion. 8 and 9 are willfully stupid things to say (and the absurd absolutist nature of 9 makes me want to call it factually incorrect as well). 2, 6 and 7 in particular (getting the names of two songs wrong and misconstruing/misrepresenting the makeup of a third) are shockingly poor.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.llata.com/images/danny79.jpg

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

'The new Momus is the kind of guy who stoops to include a minute of silence as the 16th track on this disc and titles it "A Minute of Silence".'

he's not saying you did this, he's saying you're the TYPE of guy who'd do this (in his admittedly wrong-headeed opinion). See LL Cool J's "I'm The Type Of Guy" for further explanation of this device.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I think artist interraction with record reviewers deserves its own thread, if it hasn't already had one. This isn't to do necessarily with Momus' thoughts above, but I really can't think of a time that I've read an artist's rebuttal to a review when I didn't think it was kind of pointless.

Yet, does that mean there isn't a good way to do this?

dleone (dleone), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, it's kind of sad you can't even point out blatant mistakes without sounding like a whiny pedant.

NA. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

you can easily rebut factual errors, but when doing so you should probably not acknowledge the opinions within, cuz you will sound like a crybay (like when Thurtston Moore complained about his wife being compared to Baby-Jane-era Bette Davis in Entertainment Weekly, revealing Thurston Moore cares what EW thinks).

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

this is a funny thread.

I may buy this album for comparison purposes, as the one Momus album I have is very early Momus. I like it a lot.

DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Anthony, Momus's gripe is justified. If the reviewer meant to imply that Momus was that type of guy, he should have used the subjunctive. ("The new Momus is the kind of guy who would stoop to including a minute of silence as the 16th track on this disc and titling it 'A Minute of Silence'.")

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

true dat. I just wanted an excuse to mention LL Cool J's song.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh we oh. Ohhh-oh.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

TS: Electrosexual Sewing Machine vs. Electrosexual Sawing Machine

H (Heruy), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, today: Pitchfork Yes New York review in calling Yeah Yeah Yeahs track "uncommonly sincere" shocker

Sam J. (samjeff), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

http://server2043.virtualave.net/dubbha/webcam/wtf.jpg

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

from
This is another thread where we senselessly pick on Pitchfork

"I like any publication people dismiss as 'trendy'. I also like mags to get their facts wrong, because wrong facts lead towards fiction, parallel worlds and unreliable narration. So I'm with Nitsuh on the point that this thread has actually enhanced Pitchfork's status. It makes it a 'passionate subject', somewhat transgressive and divisive.

-- Momus, November 23rd, 2002.


mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/975000/images/_978449_home_alone.jpg

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.jackfriday.com/shocka.gif

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.southwest.com.au/~aston/shock.gif

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

haha - I kiss you mitch!

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.shocka.com/img/password.gif

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

okay calm down Jon

s1utsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

This reminds me of that Creed lawsuit: the fans suing Creed for putting on a sucky show are messing with the inherent nature of the fan/performer relationship, and while the performance (from a moral standpoint) should be entertaining (since the fan is paying for entertainment) the fans have a certain responsibility to accept the risk/consequences of buying tickets. That said, the reviewer has a certain moral responsibility to not suck (or to provide what is paid for) just as Creed does. And the recording artist has to accept the risk.

scott m (mcd), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

mitch - wet with kisses!!!

Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I agree completely with Scott with two caveats:

- If the reviewer makes egregious mistakes, s/he should be called on it.

- I fully support litigation on any grounds whatsoever against Creed.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

momus momus momus

lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

b-b-but parallel worlds! transgressive parallel worlds even!

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

slurp slurp Jon

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

People read Pitchfork?

Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus does

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I would give much love to pitchfork if they changed their named to Momumelfork.

Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

id give much love to pitchfork if it just turned into a critic-oriented bi-curious porn site

Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

They're not now?

Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Rommelfork

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

You should write a song about the Pitchfork review, Momus.

Suggested lyrics:

Pitchfork, you've given me a shitfork.
I handed you my album, in return you've launched a turd.

Pitchfork, some consider you just bitch dorks,
without straight facts, just whiny hacks
with loads of insecurities.

A 2.1, you've called me out, and called me an asshole to boot.
I return the favor, Shitfork dorks, nerdy frat boy bastards.

I pitched my disc toward your fork, with hopes that you'd enjoy it. Instead, you pitched your fork in me, 2.1 times.

Just for your enjoyment, Pitchdorks, here's 2.1 seconds of
silence.

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Just an idea. A similar song might make sense on some indie comp with an Internet theme. Feel free to use these lyrics Momus as you please. Even if only for a laugh or a cringe.


Tim D (Tim D), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

i just puked all over my desk

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

thats good yancey, but more andrew wk than momus

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

i smell a bootleg!

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

(that might just be the puke)

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

i think i dislike the puke, but i'm not sure. am i supposed to?

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

lady, if you have to ask

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

this moving units sampler is the a dfa-less echoes. am i supposed to like that?

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm still waiting for Momus to reconcile his professed love for magazine who get their facts wrong with his professed hatred of Pitchfork for getting the facts wrong about HIM.

Or is it that he's scared of the parallel reality Momus - the humorless Momus who fails to absorb his surroundings and stoops to include a minute of silence as the 16th track on this disc and titles it "A Minute of Silence - killing him and taking over a la every sci-fi evil-doppelganger story ever...

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 17 June 2003 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

momus in self-important, bandwidth clogging, waste of time shocker

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

what john said. starting a thread on a bad review of your record is a bad idea, momus. i am not going to buy it. i bought the stars forever thing as it was cheap but i only listened to it once or twice and was underwhelmed. whom do you think you are going to convince to buy your records here, momus? whining doesn't sell. i don't care for pf reviews, i care for good music. this thread does not make me interested in your new record at all, momus. on the contrary, if the artist is so unsure about his own work that he has to pick on a single review, i am sorry for him. sorry about this but that's my feeling.

alex in mainhattan (alex63), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Reviews with factual errors deserve to be picked on, much like news articles with factual errors deserve to be picked on. Correcting factual errors does not and cannot translate into "I am unsure about my own work", neither is it whining.

(Obviously I am ignoring the subjective issues, largely because I am entertained by the "I'm still Momus from the block" response they caused.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I also like mags to get their facts wrong ,because wrong facts lead towards fiction, parallel worlds and unreliable narration.

If wrong facts in a review lead to fiction, we the readers become, in our turn, the reviewers of the reviewers' fictions. And this one gets nul points from me because the parallel world it takes me into is just a lot less interesting than the parallel world my record is capable of taking listeners into. For instance, in the parallel world of this review, I am chided for having descended into a world of 'tabloid infamy'. And yet the review, rather than my record, is the fiction which is trading in lurid tales of my marriage, my lawsuit, etc. It is the review which is both claiming moral high ground and retailing lurid (and inaccurate) tittle tattle for sensation. Which is exactly what tabloids do.

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

On the other hand, I totally loved Pitchfork's review of the Super Madrigal Brothers record, because it entered imaginatively into the SuperMad parallel world and even enhanced it. That guy could have joined the band and improved them, like Morley joining Frankie.

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

momus is self-important reversal shocker

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

All I ask, Momus, is that you don't send the reviewer that naked picture of you. Okay? Promise.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan is the man on this thread (good karma for those Danagrams I was doing?), thank you Dan. Yes, it's about factual innacuracy. I can take a bad review on the chin (and I've had 9s in Pitchfork too, so fine), but facts wrong is different and you do have to respond. Not necessarily by writing a pompous, stung 'letter to the editor', but nobody's going to stop me bitching about it in the place where I bitch about hat fashions, are they?

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

innacuracy inaccuracy!

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus for all our differences I consider you my friend. Please, for your own sake, leave this thread, ask somebody to delete it, whatever. Consider how you sound, with this "the parallel world it takes me into is a lot less interesting than the parallel world my record is capable of taking listeners into": sour grapes. I mean really, really awful form. After mitch dug up that "I like things that get their facts wrong" you should have blocked this thread from yourself. Honest, man, please.

You are an intelligent man who makes interesting records that engage deeply with key points of both the modernist and postmodernist projects. Your efforts in this regard grate on some people hard enough to make them want to express their displeasure loudly. John Berryman, in the introduction to His Toy, His Dream, His Rest, the sequel to the first book of Dream Songs, used a phrase that I've tried to live by (with varying degrees of success; people get their facts wrong about me, too, and it drives me batty). The phrase is "it is idle to reply to critics." It has become something of a koan for me.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

And for heaven's sake grab me an FC Bayern trucker hat before you leave Deutschland, everybody hates FC Bayern so I think this will increase the layers of remove by a factor of at least 5

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't hate FC Bayern (Stefan Effenberg, J0hn, a nation's squandered promise)!

Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh no, it's understandable, Momus, and I'm glad you started a thread. I was hoping you'd put up more of a fight about it, though! Something argumentative, because to be honest, the "factual inaccuracies" are really quite tame. I mean, go back through a change "lost" to "settled," fix a one-letter typo in a song title, etc. etc. -- the reviewer is still going to think you suck, he'll just have to come up with slightly different jokes to illustrate it.

I think the big inaccuracy is accusing you of "laboriously cultivating" the persona of a postmodern ponce, because it doesn't seem to require nearly that much effort! Anyway, sorry. It's a better album than that.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Not just good karma for the Danagrams; I completely, totally unambiguously agree with you on this. Factual inaccuracies are not subjective and should be addressed, as should bad writing. (For example, the inaccuracy about there not being any Japanese influence on the album could have been addressed with the reviewer getting his/her point across by writing something like "the CD doesn't seem to take any inspiration from its surroundings" or "I was hard-pressed to find any Japanese influence"; if s/he'd presented that as his/her judgement rather than a solid fact discerned about the album I'd have much less of a problem with it.)

(Now make me really proud and post that naked picture of yourself to the Pitchfork message board.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Would this thread exist had it been a good review with factual errors?

No.

scott m (mcd), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

By good I mean positive. Because it certainly wasn't a good review.

scott m (mcd), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

J0hn, being a vulcan I don't mind appearing (insert range of human foibles and weaknesses here), the worst thing it seems to me I could be is aloof.

If you prick us, do we not bleed? And if we bleed, we might as well bleed in public, no, otherwise it's just a waste of blood.

Don't cry ma, it's only Mr Jones and this is not real blood. (Hush, child, people will notice and think you care!)

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

This might just be me, but the whole thing seems a bit like Momus taking the piss re: 'the misunderstood artist' to a large extent...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, I like these Pitchfork threads, they arouse passion. I mean, I'm a rock journalist of sorts myself, although I tend to do interviews rather than reviews. So the whole question of rock writing and its standards really interests me.

By the way I'm on tour now for two months and will not be here so much. It's nothing anybody said!

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned, brilliant as that would be, I think the feeling people have when they get bad reviews is universal. I've heard people who read their bad reviews saying "I think it's funny!" but they're not laughing when they say it. What they mean by "funny" in this context is usually "It fucking hurts my feelings when I put my body & soul into an album and then some guy who listened to it maybe twice runs out in a big public place and completely goes off on it, but there's no way I'm going to admit that."

I can't really overstate my sympathies. My work tends to polarize - either people really like what I do, or they hate it with a deep & abiding passion, and go out of their way to explain to people that it's not just that they don't like my work: it's that I suck. One review of my last album described the shortest song on it as "interminable." That was a factual error. But it wasn't the factual error that hurt, not really. It was that I thought I'd done something good, and somebody else thought I'd just wasted their time.

Chin up, man, there'll be plenty of good reviews!

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

two full months on tour - what are you, nuts? Jesus Christ man take good care of yourself & don't forget the Vitamin C

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Regarding the comment above, where it was suggested that Momus would've been happy with a factually inaccurate but good review, if I understand his position correctly (and it may have changed during the course of this thread, but that's what incisive discussion is meant to do, ie, refine and clarify one's opinions) it's not factual errors to which Momus takes exception. It's _unimaginative_ factual errors. Now, a _good_ review with unimaginative factual errors is, to Momus, equally depressing and degrading.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh Colin you know very well that this thread wouldn't be here at all if there'd been factual errors in M's favor.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus? You bluff is being called.

John, can I speak from personal experience? There's nothing more humiliating than being approved of by a really thick person. Some of my own best reviews have embarassed me intensely - because I am implicated in the mediocrity of the reviewer's positive opinion of my work. I hope and pray no-one reads the review, even if it's positive.

The same is even more true for interviews.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, J0hn, Ned may be onto something. I used to particpate in the Momus newsgroup, and at one point he posted some very valid criticisms (and some very stupid ones) of himself under a series of false names. And Nick's gotten a ton of bad reviews in the past -- far more than you have, I suspect.

J (Jay), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

You're a better man than I am Colin - I've gotten bad reviews where people were clearly missing the point, and I was all, "hot damn, somebody liked me!" But I am rather shallow that way.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

So am I J0hn, but unlike you I'm too full of shit to admit it. Oh, hang on, I just did.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I was actually going to start this thread meself, earlier today. Thank goodness my connection was down! I agree that Momus is making too much of the review, seeing as it was on Pitchfork. But he has all right to be defensive. The reviewer makes some ridiculously harsh judgements about his persona, rather than the music in question.

And I quote:
".:Momus: Oskar Tennis Champion
The underground's most obnoxious, deluded fop returns with another album of deflated ironic "pomp." Write a song about this, asshole."

Man, talk about deluded venomous cretin.

Francis Watlington, Tuesday, 17 June 2003 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, that's very poor form. It's not cricket.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean...I've never really had the chance to LISTEN to a Momus album in its entirety, so I'm probably just going off here also. But I guess I can sympathize in a way. The way it's written (the review) is rather distasteful. K, I'll shaddap now.

Francis Watlington, Tuesday, 17 June 2003 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

it should be noted that i think the little capsules on the front page are not written by the reviewer themselves (hence the sometimes bizarre difference in tone between the capsule and the actual review...good ol pfork)

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I like that about Pitchfork. Except not with mine, obviously.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"Casio sea shanties"! HAHAHA!!! Sorry, I've only just read it.

It's true about Momus pronouncing sexual 'seks-sual' though. That much is true. He has been pronouncing it this way for nigh on 20 years. I always associate that pronounciation with a debauched priest.

Incidentally the album sounds great, from the bad review alone.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"Momus for all our differences I consider you my friend. Please, for your own sake, leave this thread, ask somebody to delete it, whatever. I mean really, really awful form."

John, I think you're taking this a bit far. It seems like you're making far more ridiculous statements than Momus. Even so, who cares? It's an online message board, read by music fans, hipsters, and a handful of idiots as well. If Momus wants to question a review, why not? Screw Pitchfork for a lazy review. Some of their writers are decent, some are not. The review of Oskar... was a piece of shit. Pitchfork shouldn't publish such juvenile crap. They shouldn't attack the artists they cover in such a pathetic way. It's really not the writer's fault at the end of the day. It's the editor who published it. Whether it's factually correct or not is irrelevant. It's a piece of shit. It tries to be sensational, and it just comes off like the rantics of a jealous loser. I'd do the same thing in Momus' position... I like some of Momus' discography, and I don't like other parts, but he's right to be perturbed, and as for any response he makes in any forum, why the hell not?

Tim D (Tim D), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, and Momus is smart to start this thread. I'm going to take a listen to his album now... something I wouldn't have done otherwise. There's no such thing as bad publicity.

Tim D (Tim D), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, I think what the review really says is just 'We are tired of you, everything that once delighted us about you now bores us. Go away now, please.' This is totally natural, and usually comes in an artist's career at the five year mark (it comes in sexual relationships with 'the seven year itch'). You can't be hot for more than five years, really, without resorting to Madonna-like tactics of vampirism and sledgehammer hype.

I'm lucky in that I've had several of these five year mini-careers, one in the UK followed by one in Japan and one in the US. The graph you could plot of my Pitchfork reviews since 1996 would match exactly the line of the graph you could make of my NME reviews between 1986 and 1993; raves and 9s and critical picks followed by moderate praise, followed by 'Okay, let's kill him now, quick, make up some arbitrary crime and send him to the firing squad!' The records given 2s and zeroes were in no objective sense worse than the records given 9s and 10s. It was just 'time to like this guy' ...and then it wasn't. You look at the clock and set your watch. Maybe it's political. A Bush in the White House, Momus out of fashion. A Clinton in, Momus in.

In fact, if I now look back at Brent Dicrescenzo's gush on Pitchfork back in '97 over 'Ping Pong' -- 'Momus is the perfect rock star for the 21st century' -- it makes me cringe a lot more than the Oskar review. (Yet, even in gush mode, Pitchfork managed to get the song titles wrong.)

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah Tim you're right - I'm indulging in my tendency to generalize what's true for me. I do a lot of tongue-biting when I get a bad review, because to me it seems petty & somehow unseemly (note to Momus: not "unseemly in a transgressive way, like De Sade" haha) to do so. It takes some effort, but usually only my immediate family has to endure me pointing out the places in a bad review where it seems like the critic either had a personal axe to grind or read the press kit but didn't actually listen to the album. But yer right, what's the big deal, M's one of us and if he wants a thread about his bad review more power to 'im.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

haha momus -- have you ever read brent d's infamous review of kid a?

'i had never even seen a shooting star before...'

geeta (geeta), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh my god! That is amazing!

'The butterscotch lamps along the walls of the tight city square bled upward into the cobalt sky, which seemed as strikingly artificial and perfect as a wizard's cap.'

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

See, I wouldn't have minded if they'd wheeled old Brent out to do his improv 'I am a tree' thing. It's so terrible it's wonderful! I mean, you can even smell his sperm as it spatters the jacket!

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

that Kid A review is fast on its way to becoming full-blown Internet legend.

"I mean, you can even smell his sperm as it spatters the jacket! "

Ahahahaaahaa! Oh man... priceless.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 17 June 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I hadn't seen this before. I think this is what really leaves me at a loss for words though
"The experience and emotions tied to listening to Kid A are like witnessing the stillborn birth of a child while simultaneously having the opportunity to see her play in the afterlife on Imax."

H (Heruy), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

i like this as well
"Breathing people made this record! And you can't wait to dive back in and try to prove that wrong over and over."

H (Heruy), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

It's like dog turds that have crusted over white, but are simultaneously still steaming. It is a review of paradoxes.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

It's bringing out the best in you people too. The pungent metaphors are flying.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

For the most part, I think it says better of a record if it gets a bad review in Pitchfork than if it gets a good review.

Mean Guy, Wednesday, 18 June 2003 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Taking Sides: Momus Vs Dave Matthews Band

Rambo, Wednesday, 18 June 2003 00:17 (twenty-two years ago)

John, my final "what the hell not" wasn't directed at you. And I don't think your comment was ridiculous. I was trying to prove a point. I realize that you were merely attempting to give Momus some advice.

You and Momus needn't worry about critics. Critics usually don't realize their purpose: "Promote the good stuff. Steer people away from the drivel. Try to be entertaining, but realize that you're not." That Pitchfork review was pathetic. I've seen far worse, but Momus doesn't deserve that kind of personal attack from a third rate internet zine. In trying to be cool and opinionated, the Pitchfork gang only makes themselves look juvenile and prove their increasing irrelevance. Again, a problem like this always falls squarely on the editor's shoulders. Don't publish a lazy, hateful review, unless you only care about lazy, hateful readers. Intelligent people will look elsewhere.

More power to Momus for taking on a ridiculous review and more power to John D for ethics and passion.

Pitchfork should retract the review. Let somebody with half a brain tackle the album. If they give it a negative review, fine. But lose that hateful shit, Pitchfork.

Tim D (Tim D), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, and Yancey, were you puking because of my fake Momus song about Pitchfork? Hateful bastard! Just kidding.

My favorite Momus creations are the autobiographical ones, in particular that Stars thing (too tired to look up the title), where everybody paid $1000 to be memorialized. So I was merely joking that he might write a song about Pitchfork. Didn't think anybody would take it seriously.

Tim D (Tim D), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 00:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Factual error: Stars Forever was, by definition, biographical, not autobiographical. (If Momus wrote a song about Pitchfork it would be the third Momus song I could claim was indirectly sort of about me!)

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

(Fourth, if you count "Professor Shaftenberg!")

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 00:41 (twenty-two years ago)

If Momus wrote a song about Pitchfork, it would be as strikingly artificial and perfect as a wizard's cap.

Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

This whole thread is strange. I'm not surprised by factual mistakes in reviews (I've had my own slipups, I know), by annoyances by artists with reviews and with general conflations of fact and opinion as reasons to not be cheerful. That's why I sorta took Momus's own stance here as him being the agent provocateur again, really.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 01:15 (twenty-two years ago)

i wish momus would wear a wizard's cap! and only play shows on pirate ships. Then i would buy his new album!

scott seward, Wednesday, 18 June 2003 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

http://pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/s/sonic-youth/nyc-ghosts-and-flowers.shtml


this one is silly. but memorable. i like silly.

scott seward, Wednesday, 18 June 2003 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)

You know, that review is one of the ones that reminds me why people like Brent D. Because ... it's way over the top, and yes silly, but at the core of it he has so completely isolated the ridiculous thing about Sonic Youth. It's a caricature, but it's spot-on.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

that's the first one i ever read of his. actually, my brother sent it to me as a link in an e-mail so it was the first i had ever heard of pitchfork come to think of it.

scott seward, Wednesday, 18 June 2003 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

the off-base review of eureka followed by the sadly apolegetic halfway to a threeway shlock-up was the reason, many years ago, why i could never take pitchfork even somewhat seriously (4th rate webdrivel). to think that guy is the "brains" of that operation is pretty sad (yet funny).

i mentioned how cowardly it was to that guy on (his?) message board and he became very belligerent. strange dude.

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

You HAVE to be kidding nabisco; that review is horrendous. He hasn't "isolated" jack-shit, just shown himself to be a bad writer and thinker. THe only thing it makes me want to do is move to NY; I feel insulted by his use of "we Chicagoans".

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

one of the prerequisites for being "experimental" or "underground" is that, down the road, somebody has to be influenced by the work and appropriate elements into the common collective

I mean, I am speechless - I wouldn't even know where to begin attacking that sentence it is such a mash of muddled ideas and neuroses. And that's just one sentence!

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 02:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Cheers to Pitchfork! Not for that review, but the site has steered me towards many excellent albums I might not have discovered otherwise.

ham on rye (ham on rye), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

a 2.1 is cause for congratulations... it's those bothersome 5.2's that really chafe the ego.

pitchfork's strength is precisely that they can publish irresponsible, juvenile reviews like this one. print media doesn't dare. when they border on groundless opinioned slander it gets a bit touchy, but anyone reading pitchfork's learned not to consult that site for a 'definitive' review of anything, just a feverish, hopefully interesting one.

jl, Wednesday, 18 June 2003 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

No, I'm completely serious, Diamond: none of his odd "we Chicagoans" rhetoric can change the fact that Sonic Youth desperately need to put down the Ginsberg. There were bits of that album where they sounded like college freshmen who'd just stumbled across the Beat Reader and a couple articles about Branca -- and while I don't think the album's all that bad, there's something sort of creepy about people who were downtown in the early 80s managing to sound like teenagers who just recently heard it was supposed to be cool.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 04:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know I thought it was sorta sweet, in a 'yeah we don't care if you roll your eyes, we still luvs us some beats. ginsberg forever!', for someone who groans at most beat poetry and pretty much all beat-inspired poetry but was still was a bit shook up when ginsberg died it was heartwarming in a 'old couples dancing' kinda way. that said when I was telling people to give Murray St. a listen last year the first reaction I'd get was usually 'hmmm, how much beat poetry is on it?'

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 05:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Sonic Youth are a singular band because they are kind of the nexus for a buncha camps of listeners. You've got hipsters; you've got the kind of "retiring hipsters" who are easing out of the scene, but were around for the heyday of SY and like to keep up with their new releases; you've got younger 20-somethings who maybe got into them in the wake of Alt but got bored with them. Their records provoke a lot of different reactions (for evidence of that just see the good ole "Chuck Eddy jailbait" thread). They've been around for so long, been so front and center in so much of what has made following music an interesting pursuit. I just think the career they've had is extraordinary. They forged a vital, gripping sound that sort of invented a new kind of psychedelia. They had a dalliance with a supersized audience. They moved on and kind of relaxed and stripped down and made some interesting, engaging records. 20th Century - NYC - Murray Street is just a great triptych of sound from a mature band, tinkering, having fun, indulging. It works for me. I mean, it just gets back into all these meanings and expectations so many people bring to Sonic Youth records.

I just think, you know, NYC - it's another Sonic Youth album. Because of that aforementioned elder status, he approaches this high-profile release with the tack of completely slagging it off, as if to do so is something daring. The whole giving it a zero thing is so lame and transparent; and then how much column-space and word count does he devote to meta on having chosen that zero? I don't know, SY are just some people who make records about the things they are interested in. They are interested in beat poetry. They always have been. In their free time they do a lot to preserve and promote this little interesting bit of 20th century outsider culture that they like. I mean, really, "Jim O'Rourke, just leave"? How juvenile and really beneath all contempt is that? Or wishing that more of their equipment would have been stolen? Nabisco, do you think there is something funny about a group of people's life work getting stolen? This passes for criticism? Was he 16 years old? I mean, if so - ok, I guess; doesn't make it any less laughable.

But really, it's not worth nattering on about. Jl nailed it when he said print media wouldn't dare publish such awful stuff. Welcome to the internet.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 05:43 (twenty-two years ago)

also I suppose these threads might be uncomfortable for you but I'm only prodding you on it because gosh darnit you are a great writer and thinker (not to mention working in publishing), and I just wonder if you really respect that guy's piece. And come on, that passage I quoted in my second post above - I know you wouldn't normally let sloppy thinking like that slide; it's like, "how many ILM bugbears can I pack into one sentence" - like it was deliberate or something!

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

er, this may be a radical thought. perhaps the reviewer didn't like the album. another radical thought - maybe not everyone likes momus. i know, shocking but true. some people like somethings whilst other people don't.

get over it.

frenchbloke (frenchbloke), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 06:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, completely off-topic, but anyone looking for a great piece of writing on contemporary Sonic Youth really oughta see that article that Sasha Frere-Jones wrote about Murray Street for the Chicago Reader. He kind of wrote it a bit in response to the Voice review. Some of the best writing on Sonic Youth I've read. It's in the Reader's archive, but darnit, you have to pay to read it. It's only $1.95 though. I don't think he ever published it anywhere else. But if you have any interest in the group (or Sasha's writing for that matter) I highly recommend it.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 06:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, Diamond, it's not like I'm trying to defend Brent or anything: I don't think it was God's own accurate review of that record by a long shot. Lemme put it this way: one of main draws for internet criticism is the fact that you'll get people being really cranky and snarky about shit, whether it's television or politics or anything else -- that line about their gear getting stolen is downright polite by the standards of 90% of threads here on ILM, where people go so far as to talk about drawing and quartering (or maybe just punching) musicians they don't like. Now I don't like that sort of thing; it's just not my style, so I don't get excited about reading it and I doubt I could ever write it. But all I was saying above is that that particular review was a moment where the mean little caricature he was drawing struck me as sort of spot-on: that tendency of Sonic Youth's does tend to grate. I probably laugh at pot-shots slightly less than the next guy, but that was one that got me. And I wouldn't get too moralistic about it: just imagine if Freakytrigger folded "I Hate Music" into their regular coverage. Or read any one of a million cranky-review sites. That shit's getting old on the internet, I think, and could stand to fade away quite a bit -- not least here on ILM, where people routinely say such-and-such perfectly pleasant artist deserves to be castrated or whatever -- but when I clicked that link and read that review, I was pleasantly surprised to find that I was sort of with Brent on that one.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 06:11 (twenty-two years ago)

aargh - my broke ass can't afford it! how come that thing weren't linked last year during the chuck eddy jailbait thread - you chicagoans are sleeping on the job! anyhow, I'm not gonna rule out anything in rock criticism if only cuz as soon as I think of some criteria I think of something I love that defies it. even the 'no snide calling for infliction of bodily harm' rule - which I hear hear (here here?)(especially round these parts lately) means no 'james taylor marked for death'.

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 06:21 (twenty-two years ago)

By the way, maybe it's just the stuff I wind up reading, but I have never ever read any regular review site where there weren't plenty of reviews that made me go "ahh, whatever" and skip on. I'm sure a good amount of why a review like that gets run has to do with the expectation that the bulk of Pitchfork's readers pretty much knew about Sonic Youth at that point, so they wouldn't be completely misled by a cranky cheap-shot. The problem with this is that it can make it look like you just reflexively tear down anything people actually know about -- and this is, yeah, a big problem.

(There's a whole other discussion to be had here about how doing stuff like that turns Pitchfork into a tastemaker for some people: how it's the sort of site that can say "Sonic Youth have ceased to impress us quite so much, feel free to rag on them now" -- or "you know what, hip-hop is now okay to like." Charting trends like that can be interesting and fun and I think we can all get a kick out of it now and then -- it's just hard to balance that with wanting to be an objective critical publication as well. Pitchfork started off in that whole "one man, cranky opinionated and enthusiastic" mold as has moved to the "critical and authoritative" stylings, and I imagine keeping a balance is an issue: cranky indie in-jokes will have some people thinking you're the sharp and no-bullshit, but it's not quite what as many people need.)

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 06:32 (twenty-two years ago)

the spin influence over there can be a bit overwhelming for the reader at times

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 06:34 (twenty-two years ago)

where is ott btw?

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 06:34 (twenty-two years ago)

(answer: tracking down jim greer for the sequel to stone reader)

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 06:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Very good point re 'jtmfd'. I mean, I love LB, Meltzer, the lot of those cranky bastards, I just think we've all had enough of sub-bangsian copyists. The james taylor article still strikes me as a bit more lighthearted than the SY review. Nothing accrues from merely striking a pose that's 30 years old anyway. It's way older than Sonic Youth! Oh hell this puritan hat doesn't fit me too good anyway.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 06:46 (twenty-two years ago)

You got Momus in my Pitchfork! You got Pitchfork in my Momus!

Two great tastes that go great together. 700 new answers by the time NY wakes up!

kate (kate), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 07:23 (twenty-two years ago)

at least the Pitchfork guy got most of the song titles right, unlike a certain fuckstick at C*CL who reviewed my stuff once

dave q, Wednesday, 18 June 2003 07:31 (twenty-two years ago)

haha!

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 07:32 (twenty-two years ago)

is this the same momus who was pathetically craven at the mithering drivel of the tawdry Uncut review? It was a shit piece of writing, but nearly, meanly complimentary... best album in 19 years = your lasr decade was rub. obv.

q96 tonight, Wednesday, 18 June 2003 07:45 (twenty-two years ago)

when is andy wang gonna show up!

Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 08:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Everyone who has participated in this thread should listen to "Bad Review" by Half Man Half Biscuit as soon as possible. Even if you've heard it before.
See album "Voyage to the bottom of the road".

Johnny Jarvis, Wednesday, 18 June 2003 11:49 (twenty-two years ago)

You guys need to talk about this comment of Momus', it's more interesting than debating Pitchfork:

Actually, I think what the review really says is just 'We are tired of you, everything that once delighted us about you now bores us. Go away now, please.' This is totally natural, and usually comes in an artist's career at the five year mark (it comes in sexual relationships with 'the seven year itch'). You can't be hot for more than five years, really, without resorting to Madonna-like tactics of vampirism and sledgehammer hype.
I'm lucky in that I've had several of these five year mini-careers, one in the UK followed by one in Japan and one in the US. The graph you could plot of my Pitchfork reviews since 1996 would match exactly the line of the graph you could make of my NME reviews between 1986 and 1993; raves and 9s and critical picks followed by moderate praise, followed by 'Okay, let's kill him now, quick, make up some arbitrary crime and send him to the firing squad!' The records given 2s and zeroes were in no objective sense worse than the records given 9s and 10s. It was just 'time to like this guy' ...and then it wasn't. You look at the clock and set your watch. Maybe it's political. A Bush in the White House, Momus out of fashion. A Clinton in, Momus in.

In fact, if I now look back at Brent Dicrescenzo's gush on Pitchfork back in '97 over 'Ping Pong' -- 'Momus is the perfect rock star for the 21st century' -- it makes me cringe a lot more than the Oskar review. (Yet, even in gush mode, Pitchfork managed to get the song titles wrong.)

-- Momus (nic...), June 18th, 2003. (later)

Does he have a point with his concept of cyclical praise?

NA. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Trends are cyclical -- but that doesn't mean artists are always progressively panned.

dleone (dleone), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 12:43 (twenty-two years ago)

For what it's worth, I thought Brent D's review of Stereolab's Cobra and Phases Group (3.4) was pretty effin' hilarious at the time -- and I'm probably the only person who actually liked that record (more than Sound-Dust at least).

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

You're not alone, Jaymc -- though in my case it's that I liked it more than Dots and Loops. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I also loved the Cobra & Phases review and the record. It's probably my fave Pitchfork review.

dleone (dleone), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

My goodness, that is fab. i'd never seen that one before (NB - "Cobra..." is my all-time favourite LP by anyone). So that's where ethan nicked his schtick from.

Jeff W (zebedee), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

i think this thread is silly and has possibly moved on to more interesting things but i'm in an argumentative mood so:

look how momus moves (is forced to move) from "wrong facts are just wrong" to having to establish whose facts, wrong or right, are the better facts: "me being momus, my facts about momus are much more interesting and more worthy than this 2.1 version of momus". so much for death of the author. so you can either be pro-momus or po-momus.

predicted momus response: "But Mitch, being Po-Mo(mus) doesn't mean you can't make judgements!"

mitch: but it also doesn't mean that your version of you is necessarily the most interesting one.

pmr: "When did I imply that this was 'necessarily' the case? I just find this review offers a particularly 'empty' Momus that doesn't do much else except bang underage girls.

mitch: alright, so you got any negative momus reviews on hand that you find more interesting than momus-brand momus?

pmr: "Well, I like this (insert link here) "Stars Forever" review because, thought its Momus makes lots of mistakes (and not in the Herbert sense), it touches on a lot of things that I think are related to what I'm (not) doing with my new album, Happyland, in which the concept of "Egg Foo Yung" is reconciled with the post-Farrel Williams, post-T.A.T.A world of unsubtextualized homocentric dualism et etc

mitch: *sigh*.

(mitch posts attention-getting thread about how he thinks it's time he took a break from ilx).

(mitch posts just as much as ever).

mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

mitch you so krazy!

NA. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

post-T.A.T.A.?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Joe E. Tata forevah

Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Aliens invade Japan and Jim is forced to eat the head of Burt Bacharach.

fookin' classic.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

anyway hannah marcus' response to pitchfork's review of her is easily one of the five best things they've ever published. (ps. new album drops in about a month! just in time for me to listen to something sad and dreamy too.)

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Sterling otm.

Cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, people who liked Cobra! That one was pretty fair game, if you ask me: Stereolab don't exactly reek even when they're on autopilot, but when you release an album of blank cruising like that right when you're at peak saturation and people are already a little worried you're about to drop off . . . They'd have been so much better off just waiting a while. I wasn't very hot on Sound-Dust, by the way -- it sounded like they had some new ideas, but nothing really splendid about them -- but when I was relistening to that BBC sessions disc some of that material started to sound a lot better to me.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, people who liked Cobra!

We've had this argument before, Nabisco. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, i do have to admit: that last paragraph of the cobra review is probably the best thing brent/pfork will ever publish

(*current pitchfork writers begin to mumble and groan over perceived slight*)

(prove me wrong fellas!)

jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

he's the only one who stood out when i was reading pitchfork on a semi-regular basis. i suppose it only works if you think he's funny. some of the other rambling fantasy-scenario stuff by other people on there i found really annoying and very un-funny.

scott seward, Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

it's usually awful

when ever a pfork review opens with quotes i immediately close the window

jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

''some of the other rambling fantasy-scenario stuff by other people on there i found really annoying and very un-funny''

its really crazy that ppl review records like this. I've read most of this thread but i just couldn't even open the link to the review of the record bcz i just don't have the stomach for this.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"I can't get anything from Elektra since I dissed that Flipmode Squad CD. Sorry, I'm just not feelin' Rah Digga."

it's the review that keeps on giving

dleone (dleone), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

well, see, it's cool if it's done well, in my opinion. i like funny stuff. I always remember funny idiotic reviews if they are done well. i hardly ever remember well-written thoughtful stuff. Hah! then again, i am an idiot.

scott seward, Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't know if you know this, julio, but most rock writing is really boring.

scott seward, Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

:-O

jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

My next Pitchfork review will be a conversation between Tony Wilson and God in the form of Tony Wilson, discussing the new Durutti Colu --- oh damnit damnit damnit!

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

But does it involve Robots from the future arriving to kill Tony?

Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

what jess said

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

make god a pirate who looks like momus and i will read it!

scott seward, Wednesday, 18 June 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

what did jess say? is that a screamy face? why isn't it wearing a hat?

scott seward, Wednesday, 18 June 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

''i don't know if you know this, julio, but most rock writing is really boring.''

haha well amateurist to thread!

but really i enjoy reading rockwrite but pitchfork no can do!

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, well, fuck, if this is definitely turning into a Pitchfork thread, I'll have to say that although the results are usually embarassing, I like the "rambling fantasy scenario" cd reviews, because at least they're making some attempt to engage the reader and keep them interested. I can't read 90% of all music reviews because the writers are so concerned with being "journalists" or something they write drab, dull copy. It seems like there's this self-righteousness in most music writing, like, "Well, my opinion and knowledge are so fantastic that the reader will wade through my shit writing just to get to my brilliant ideas," when in most cases, I get bored or frustrated with bad writing about 3 lines in and stop reading. I give Pfork a little more credit because at least most of their shit writers seem to realize that they are shit writers, and that they better at least try to be entertaining or funny, because otherwise no one will read them (though I may be giving credit where it isn't due).
That being said, the only writers that actually stick out to me (aside from Brent's "Is it on purpose or not? Does it matter?" over-the-top shittiness) are Nabisco and M. Richardson, the former because he's a fantastic writer and the latter not so much because of the writing (though he's good, certainly better than the majority of Pfork's writers), but because he seems to really really know what he's talking about and covers a niche of music that probably wouldn't otherwise get covered.

NA. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

see I'd say the 'rambling fantasy' stuff is far more indulgent and is an idea that can be pulled off but like everything you need execution.

but who knows, they might have ideas on the record, its just that i could never go through the review to find out.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Funny, I liked "Cobra..." quite a bit. Never understood the bashing. Maybe because the album cover was shit-brown, ha.

Even when Pitchfork sucks, they're still miles above and beyond the worst stuff I've ever read (that Wenner-penned Mick Jagger blowjob in RS, your average Amazon.com review, etc). Plus, the reviews are generally entertaining even when badly written (in a train-wreck sort of way).

My eyes glaze over when I read most music reviews, since too many are either paint-by-numbers raves/dismissals or overthought essays on the sociological importance of an O-Town single....

ham on rye (ham on rye), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

you're pussy. take the bad review like a man. if you can't handle it, don't send pitchfork your shit.

faggotry (faggotry), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...
Hmmmm ... so the novel is the urinal, and the foreword is the R. Mutt? Or maybe the babble is the pisser, and the failure to revise is the sig? Either way, remove the signature, and what are you left with?

Sometimes a toilet is just a toilet ...

PS Do love Duchamp, though.
PPS Sorry to have Egged anyone on; it is kind of an, er, stale debate.

brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

my apologies, i was bouncing back and forth bwteen here and "momus momus momus" thread ... kind of a non sequitur here ...

brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...
I have just discovered ILM, for better or worse; my belated apologies to Momus for typing "sawing" instead of "sewing," and for not checking the outcome of the lawsuit more diligently.

Michael Idov, Friday, 25 July 2003 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

can somebody give me one reason to listen to this album?

ben welsh (benwelsh), Friday, 25 July 2003 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

You will be able to tell us what you thought of it.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 25 July 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"it were shite"

ben walsh from the future (not really) (electricsound), Friday, 25 July 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"I don't mind getting bad reviews"

haha Momus is not a real artist!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 25 July 2003 05:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Is it true that all these posts were actually written by Momus?

Waffen Hussein, Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

No, only the ones with his name after them.

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

he paid me to write the posts with my name after them. Paid me with squid, he did.

"It's 2 quid a squid, kid," he told me.

And so I did.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

so it's you that writes his lyrics....

frenchbloke (frenchbloke), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I am begining to get the feeling that Pitchdork (while decidedly not clever, it is true) is to the indie music community what The New York Times is to mainstream media. Pitchfork's writers spend way too much time trying to be funny than researching. There's nothing funny about being factual and well informed. I think more time should be spent properly researching; after all a well written review is more difficult to whip up than bernaise.

mallory bourgeois (painter man), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

the new york times spends way too much time trying to be funny?

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

anyways, cmj is the ny times of the indie community, pitchfork is the washington post

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

the new york times spends way too much time trying to be funny?

Sure, it's a barrel of laughs: http://www.nytimes.com/2003/08/07/international/europe/07CHEC.html

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael Idov vs. Momus. Jesus, this is like the Germans vs. the Scientologists -- for once, I have absolutely no idea who to root against.

Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Saturday, 16 August 2003 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

discovering old threads and reviving them is fun, isn't it, Jesse?

M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 16 August 2003 05:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Matos, no joke, I found about 3 tonite I wanted to revive ... and then thought the better of it.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Saturday, 16 August 2003 07:10 (twenty-two years ago)

revive 'em diamond. its saturday so it will be quiet.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 16 August 2003 07:20 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, true Julio .. but the salient point is that .. let's just say that at this point it probably would have done more harm than good..

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Saturday, 16 August 2003 07:30 (twenty-two years ago)

It can't do that much harm since there won't be many ppl to see it diamond !!!

(BTW I'll send you a package on monday)

Appetitte for destruction (jdesouza), Saturday, 16 August 2003 07:41 (twenty-two years ago)

ahh... Julio I will do your CDRs this weekend I promise (it's been a hectic couple weeks)

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Saturday, 16 August 2003 08:00 (twenty-two years ago)

9 days is old? Man, and I thought I was ADD...

Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Saturday, 16 August 2003 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)

haha I have clearly been on ILx too long because I thought this was like a year old

M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 16 August 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

four weeks pass...
What does everbody think of 'Oskar Tennis Champion' now? I think it's wonderful. I'm always in the mood to listen to it. It gives me this indescribable feeling!

Somebody mentioned that they miss Momus' "perverse" lyrics. I think the album is a relief. It's easier to hear the very odd and curious music. Sometimes those lyrics are distracting.

Patrick South (Patrick South), Sunday, 14 September 2003 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

four months pass...
"Oskar Tennis Champion" is about as far away from frothy pop as it is possible to get. It is difficult to slot into any neat category; it defies categorization. But if I were pressed to make comparisons, I would say that parts of it remind me of the very early 4AD era Associates, with Momus's voice having the same emotive soar as the late Billy Mackenzie. In other parts, "Oskar Tennis Champion" calls up Colin Newman's (Wire) early solo work or Bowie circa "Low".

This wonderful album is subject to sudden angular shifts in mood. Lush instrumental passages dissolve into harsher, disjointed, angular runs before returning back to a soundtrack-like dreaminess.
The more I listen to it, the more I can say that "Oskar Tennis Champion" is a work of singular breadth and vision, almost breathtakingly so. Momus has developed a distinct and bleakly romantic vision, eschewing all concessions to commercial success and successfully carving out a distinct musical territory he alone occupies.

Stephen R., Monday, 26 January 2004 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

So now you know!

Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 26 January 2004 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Well I have to agree with Stephen R. This is quite simply the first really important album of the 21st century and a turning point in Momus's career. I don't understand why everyone's not talking about it. It is AWESOME.

Freaky Tigger, Monday, 26 January 2004 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

So anyway, about Kevin Ayers . . . .

Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 26 January 2004 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...
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Automobile, Thursday, 20 April 2006 05:29 (nineteen years ago)

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Phentermine, Thursday, 20 April 2006 07:37 (nineteen years ago)

Momus Pitchfork Spam?

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 20 April 2006 08:31 (nineteen years ago)

this is one of my favorite threads I've read on ILM.

Zachary Scott (Zach S), Thursday, 20 April 2006 11:25 (nineteen years ago)

The reviewer got the essentials right, though. 'Oskar Tennis Champion' really is a downright bad album. Lyrics are appalling mcgonagall-esque doggerel. All in that same tedious da-da-da-very-model-of-a-modern-major-general style ("I think I'd rather sleep with her with no clothes on than you in your best suit, I said to my dummy at the Winter Gardens, Rothesay, Isle of Bute"). Music just sounds like some not very talented person desultorily dicking about with his computer, which I guess it is. Casio shanties indeed.

Mitsuko, Thursday, 20 April 2006 12:15 (nineteen years ago)

Ouch!

I had no idea Momus was still making records.

Raoul G., Thursday, 20 April 2006 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

A multitude of things have been said about this under-recognized album, but I shall simply state the mechanism of its personal resonance upon me. 'Oskar Tennis Champion' knows exactly what to leave to the imagination; enough is revealed through voice and music to make one supremely uncomfortable and impressed, but enough space is left to make the terror far more personal than would explicit description. The dream-logic quality of the lyrics may cause many people to become frustrated or roll their eyes, but the more one listens, the more they are inhabited by unconcious significance behind Momus's frightened, impassioned wail. You shall be haunted and consumed by the empathy with which this album places you in the center of terrors inflicted by man against his own kind. This is like the male equivalent of Nico. Absolutely pure, haunting, beautiful, not for the faint of heart, a disturbing work of genius. Soundscapes of dark places, yet of unearthly beauty as well. But you must have the intellect, artistic mind and willingnees to experience this music - it's not for the average person because it may be way over your head...

Winston M. Marquez, Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:02 (nineteen years ago)

The reviewer got the essentials right, though. \'Oskar Tennis Champion\' really is a downright bad album. Lyrics are appalling mcgonagall-esque doggerel. All in that same tedious da-da-da-very-model-of-a-modern-major-general style (\"I think I\'d rather sleep with her with no clothes on than you in your best suit, I said to my dummy at the Winter Gardens, Rothesay, Isle of Bute\"). Music just sounds like some not very talented person desultorily dicking about with his computer, which I guess it is. Casio shanties indeed.

Cruel, but fair.

Thom Yorke\'s Lazy Eye, Thursday, 20 April 2006 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

Its been about 15 years since anyone other than Momus himself cared too much about a new Momus album. The surprise is not that Pitchfork gave his new album a bad review, but that it bothered to review it at all.

Ken Watsom, Thursday, 20 April 2006 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

The album came out in 2003, keep up Ken!

jimnaseum wastes the taxpayers money, Thursday, 20 April 2006 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

Let's review the review of the reviews.

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 20 April 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

I personally think "Oskar Tennis Champion" is an interesting, if flawed, record, but "Otto Spooky", the follow-up, is a much better one. And the new one, "Ocky Milk", is probably going to be seen as my best in a while. It's more torchy, sentimental, haunting and populist than the last two, but just as strange when you get further in.

I may well be the only person who cares about Momus records at this point ("and if anyone else likes them it's a bonus") but I really believe they're considerably more creative and interesting than most of the stuff Pitchfork is reviewing, and better than the Momus records Pitchfork raved about back in the 90s. Fashion and attention span seem to dictate that these records be ignored, yet they're also more fashionable in their references than most of the dross Pitchfork gets couriered over by press officers, made by people who never leave their indie-schmindie tour vans or their American hipster neighbourhoods. Very few artists have my global reach, unless they're tremendously successful, and in that case they have to be a lot more populist than I tend to be. As for attention span, well, if you've got it, and you devote it to an album of mine, you will be rewarded. Attention-back guarantee if not satisfied.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 21 April 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

So, if I don't like it, you promise to devote equal time to one of mine?

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 21 April 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

(naturally, I don't mean that.)

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 21 April 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

Yes. Always happy to learn.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 21 April 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

'Ocky Milk' may well turn out to be a work of genius, but I have to say I hate the title. 'Ocky' just sounds too close to 'icky'. And 'icky milk' sounds like some horrible euphemism for semen that some abused child might dream up when being interviewed by a kindly policewoman.

DDE, Friday, 21 April 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

it's an under milkwood ref, ain't it?

A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Friday, 21 April 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

No, it's a reference to pooing clouds.

A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

Failed middle-aged indie musician in bitter denunciation of Pitchfork shockah

miriam vergnolle, Friday, 21 April 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

I agree with Momus's post, though I slightly prefer 'Oskar' to 'Otto'.

Patrick South (Patrick South), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

Momus some friends of mine once crashed their car while a song of yours was playing. ever since every time I hear yr stuff I think of cars flipping over on the highway.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

Do you know which song it was? Were they okay? Flipping over doesn't sound good...

Momus (Momus), Saturday, 22 April 2006 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

Iliked this cd

Taylor, Saturday, 22 April 2006 10:00 (nineteen years ago)

It's more torchy, sentimental, haunting and populist than the last two, but just as strange when you get further in.

I like the sound of this 'new' direction, but then I like sentimental, populist stuff. Fwiw my favourite Momus vocal is As you turn to go on the 6ths' album Hyacinths and Thistles. I'd love to hear an album like that, which is what I imagine it will sound like.

I don't know what Merritt was doing on that album but he coaxed some fantastic performances (Gary Numan, Roddy Frame!) out of his guests.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Saturday, 22 April 2006 10:11 (nineteen years ago)

Failed middle-aged indie musician in bitter denunciation of Pitchfork shockah

Anonymous wanker in making lame jibe on Internet message board shockah.

Ricky Nadir (noodle vague), Saturday, 22 April 2006 10:25 (nineteen years ago)

Momus, do you have a release date for 'Ocky Milk' yet? And will it have that Eastern flavor 'Otto Spooky' had? In a way, that album is exactly what I'm looking for in new music, but something about it seemed too impenetrable to me--and I DID give it time. And how does the production compare to 'Otto'? I preferred 'Oskar' in that department.

I do think you have to have more than a passing interest in Eastern music to really like Momus's recent work.

Patrick South (Patrick South), Saturday, 22 April 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

Fashion and attention span seem to dictate that these records be ignored

OTM & an interesting point, especially considering that you're an occasional defender of fashion's conceits - classic rock/canonist ppl often raise the question of longevity/"quality"/bang-for-your-buck, but I think the core issues there transcend rockism vs. popism where the latter category seems duty-bound to defend short attention spans

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Saturday, 22 April 2006 13:32 (nineteen years ago)

Or, alternatively, this means that a shtick will work two or three times but not eight or ten. Writers are suckers for the narrative of "growth," which in this case means gradual shedding of the mask and which Momus admirably refuses to provide. The trade-off is naturally diminishing press attention.

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Saturday, 22 April 2006 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

Momus, I really never have heard any of your albums. Would you put some up on YSI or something for me? Every time I read one of your posts, I am curious.

Mickey (modestmickey), Saturday, 22 April 2006 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know what Merritt was doing on that album but he coaxed some fantastic performances (Gary Numan, Roddy Frame!) out of his guests.

In my case, it involved recording me over and over again until I sounded exactly like Stephin!

Momus, do you have a release date for 'Ocky Milk' yet?

It's July or August. The record is finished at this point, but the sleeve (by James Goggin of Practise) isn't. There's a photo shoot on Wednesday featuring a little girl arranging paper letters.

And will it have that Eastern flavor 'Otto Spooky' had?

No, this time there's a touch of enka, the sentimental Japanese drinking music, and 1950s Asian orchestral torch motifs run through the album.

how does the production compare to 'Otto'? I preferred 'Oskar' in that department.

It's been recorded quite differently. First of all, Rusty Santos (who's worked with Animal Collective and Black Dice) flew out to Berlin to record about half of it. Secondly, I used a completely different studio set-up this time, with much less MIDI and much more post-production editing. John Talaga is involved, though, so there's continuity with the last two in terms of Dadaist stuff happening. This time John "takes the solos" rather than morphing between tracks (although there's a bit of that too).

I think the core issues there transcend rockism vs. popism where the latter category seems duty-bound to defend short attention spans

I'm of the school that thinks that things sounding "of their time" last better than things which try to transcend their time (usually by harking back to some former model which is supposedly "timeless", but actually isn't). But there are many ways of sounding "of your time". I don't know if "Ocky Milk" (and yes, it's an "Under Milk Wood" reference) sounds "of its time", but the warped torch thing co-incides with what people like David Sylvian and Scott Walker have been doing. It's less austere and purist than they are, though, less likely to get The Wire into a strop. In fact, The Wire won't even mention it.

Mickey, you can hear some demos for the "Oskar Tennis Champion" album here.

Momus (Momus), Saturday, 22 April 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

The comment regarding the "eastern flavor" on Otto Spooky makes that one sound the most interesting to me. Would you mind uploading the album somewhere?

Mickey (modestmickey), Saturday, 22 April 2006 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

Joseph I think most processes in nature suggest that growth is a secure enough concept to deserve better than the scarequote you with which you postmodernize it!

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Saturday, 22 April 2006 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

Just use the normal sources, Mickey, I believe you know where to find them.

Momus (Momus), Saturday, 22 April 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

But there are many ways of sounding "of your time".

sure, absolutely - where I get all crotchety-old-man about things is when there's a conflation of defending this concept ("of-yr-time") & decrying the concept of lasting value - even though I'm as shrill as the next guy when somebody starts talkin' about stuff that'll "stand the test of time" etc

I also think there's a whole helluva lotta eye-of-the-beholder stuff at play in the phrase "of your time" (of whose time? somebody like Micah P Hanson might be accused of trying to work the "this is 'timeless'" model, but that could also be a lazy way of describing what he's up to - a recourse to shorthand rather than engaging with the material. Will Oldham has successfully negotiated these waters I think, though with mixed results to my ears) - lotta pretty unpackable hierarchiving goin' on there

xpost Momus yr on today

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Saturday, 22 April 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

I don't have an account on Oink or any of those pages, or access to any of the old FTP servers I used to use (which I assume are all dead now), and I honestly have no idea about p2p programs on the Mac that I'd rather not download just for one single album. Thanks anyways.

Mickey (modestmickey), Saturday, 22 April 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

Thomas, re: "growth."

In nature, yes. In music, eh. I used scare quotes to denote my skepticism about the concept, not to postmodernize it. Right now, bands are quite eager to show this specific type of fake-growth - they barely bother to establish a mask before triumphantly ripping it off. Witness the Dresden Dolls whipping out "Sing" (as someone here correctly said, their own "Everybody Hurts") on their second album; witness Karen O morphing back into touchy-feely Karen Orzalek at the first hint of MTV airplay.

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Saturday, 22 April 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

And Mickey, buy the fucking album.

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Saturday, 22 April 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

I don't like to waste money on an album I can't sample first to find out if I like it. After reading a review of an album, if I can't find a free song or clip online to test it out, I just forget about it, unless it's something really extraordinary. Since Momus is so vehemently pro-piracy ("If I have to choose between industry bod and pirate, I choose pirate every time!!!!!!!") I figured he'd have no problem with me listening to his album before I throw down money on it. I'm not sure if his refusal to help with that is out of a personal aversion to me, a hypocrisy regarding free-culture-unless-it's-my-culture, a fear that I'm luring him into some trap to NARC him, a combination of all of those, or something else entirely, but I am disappointed. I honestly just want to hear his album.

Mickey (modestmickey), Saturday, 22 April 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

You, Sir, are an enlightened consumer.

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Saturday, 22 April 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

Just because he doesn't have a problem with piracy doesn't mean he has to give it away for free, or be required to email you his album. He pointed you to his website where you can listen to some tracks. Christ, don't be such a whiner!

someone let this mitya out! (mitya), Saturday, 22 April 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah Joseph it's an interesting question for sure - artists always do want to talk about their stuff in terms of growth, and critical theory has for the past thirty-five years or so offered interesting perspectives on the question (the author is always saying the same thing, there's only one thing all artists are always saying, etc) but as music/art/work is imo just another natural process I'd be a little wary of drawing a line in the sand: organisms grow/flourish/decay (and never really die) but the products of organisms (art/work) don't also participate in that process? dunno about that. My skepticism has tilted toward theory's claims on this question: even the architects of the growth-as-construct theory tend to evolve, I think there's change happening within bodies of work even where none is quickly perceptible

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Saturday, 22 April 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, but you're talking about natural growth; I'm talking about Momus, at this point in his career, having to record an album entitled "Ouch, My Eye" and release it under "Nick Currie" in order to elicit heavy breathing from the Wire and Pitchfork.

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Saturday, 22 April 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

which I would still describe as growth! I am kinda radical in my opinion on this I gotta admit, I think recording the exact same album twice, identically, would still register for me as a type of growth - if there's a myth to be reexamined, it's stagnation

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Saturday, 22 April 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

Since Momus is so vehemently pro-piracy ("If I have to choose between industry bod and pirate, I choose pirate every time!!!!!!!") I figured he'd have no problem with me listening to his album before I throw down money on it.

Well, the album you want to hear, Mickey, was made available in its entirety on my blog before being released by record labels, on a voluntary donation basis. The mp3s are no longer up there, because the moment I signed contracts with the labels, I would have been infringing them by giving the record away free, gratis and for nothing.

Anyway, if anyone wants to see a video of one of the tracks on the forthcoming album, Frilly Military is online. Takes a while to load. It's from the poppy end of the record.

Momus (Momus), Saturday, 22 April 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

I guess "the free blue waves of the high seas of musical adventure win out over the fenced green tombstones of the money-property graveyard" doesn't always apply. :/

Mickey (modestmickey), Saturday, 22 April 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

It's a complex old world.

Momus (Momus), Saturday, 22 April 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

You are behaving like the biggest douche on Earth, Mickey.

Thomas: doesn't what you're saying amount to "I believe in the concept of artistic growth, therefore I find it everywhere I look"? How would you say growth manifests itself?

Ricky Nadir (noodle vague), Saturday, 22 April 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

Noodle Vague, I know.

Momus, I agree. People are beholden to their circumstances. That's how it goes, doesn't it?

By the way, I like that song in the video.

Mickey (modestmickey), Saturday, 22 April 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

Momus: fantastic song. And great production - is that indicative of teh album's sound>

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Saturday, 22 April 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

Momus: fantastic song. And great production - is that indicative of the album's sound?

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Saturday, 22 April 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry. Self-editorial process exposed!

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Saturday, 22 April 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

be careful not to cross the line of entrapment, mickey. also, we need to build cases on all these guys and your intel needs to be solid.

contact us when you can.

"john", Saturday, 22 April 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

it was "I Want You, But I Don't Need You". (both my friends were fine). great song tho.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Saturday, 22 April 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

Mickey = 100% Grade A http://www.ngatraders.com/images/stickers/1017.gif

nervous.gif (eman), Saturday, 22 April 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

ha

cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 22 April 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.homestead.com/PALM_Doctor/files/rat_animated.gif

gear (gear), Saturday, 22 April 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

Mickey, if you continue to a/request copyrighted material (and I don't give a fuck if it's direct from the artist) and b/link to album leaks as you did on the OM "conference of the birds" thread, I'm going to ban you from the board. It is the policy of the board owner that threads and postings requesting &/or linking to copyrighted material, leaks etc are not permitted. Got that?

Pashmina [ADMIN] (Pashmina), Saturday, 22 April 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://lollyslair.com/images/patchgenbitch.jpg

nervous.gif (eman), Saturday, 22 April 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

Mickey, you're also making a hell of a case for anyone who'd bust you for cyberstalking Nick. You're a tool, here's your coat, FUCK OFF.

suzy (suzy), Saturday, 22 April 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

isn't this the same Mickey who had the FBI crawling up his ass for piracy just a few weeks ago?

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 22 April 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

Gezactly. He is now having one of those weird stalker things because Nick is an advocate of free downloads.

Mickey, if you don't want to be treated like a felon all your life, please stop acting like one.

suzy (suzy), Saturday, 22 April 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

seriously, to everyone on ILM, i would be VERY careful about what you say to this guy, and avoid any and all links that he posts on this board.

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 22 April 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)


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jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Saturday, 22 April 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

i need to come up with some new material..

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Saturday, 22 April 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

Scott: absolutely OTM. Remember kids: cyberstalking is evil and actionable!

suzy (suzy), Saturday, 22 April 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

Nice song, Momus.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 22 April 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

Thomas: doesn't what you're saying amount to "I believe in the concept of artistic growth, therefore I find it everywhere I look"? How would you say growth manifests itself?

In almost innumerable ways! I don't think "stagnation" is really even possible - if there's any really pernicious myth in criticism, it's that it's even possible to say the same thing twice: how can it even be the same thing, if it's already been said? It can't; it's repetition at that point, which is a speech-act of an entirely different order, and is to me a pretty interesting one - most of my favorite artists repeat themselves, and I'd say they do so precisely to hear how the thing being repeated turns out not to be the "same thing" at all, but to sort of open up onto other areas all by itself under the weight of repetition. I know this is all up-my-own-ass theory territory & vulnerable to the "it's pop music, not HIGH ART" but what can I say, it's interesting to me: I think growth is inherent in all processes, even decay is growth - I'm almost always more interested in the work of an artist who's said to have already peaked, not in the heavily mythologized/romanticized "early & hungry" model that pervades rock thinking.

One example of how growth manifests itself artistically is when the artist turns inward, which, when it happens in rock or rock-related musics (i.e. pop, not actually as distinct from rock as we tend to say around here), people tend to dismiss, often on grounds such as those cited above (not "hungry" any more, "repeating him/herself," etc). In most other fields of art, though, artists who "peak" early are quite rare; artists tend to do their best work once they've actually mastered the rudiments of craft. Rock/pop thinking has this privileging of inexperience that ends up equating competence with stagnation, and I think that's kinda bogus. But all these are just on-the-fly thoughts & I'm open to correction, it's not like I think I've got all this doped out; I'm just very suspicious of a model for criticism that I think often sounds phoned-in & over-reliant on some pretty suspect cultural cues.

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Saturday, 22 April 2006 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

Fair enough, I agree with a lot of what you're saying. I don't know if I'd want to use "growth" as a term for all of that stuff, though. It's a metaphor with a specific bunch of connotations, and when you say something like "even decay is growth" you're using "growth" in such an odd way that it might be better to find another word.

I'll think about this some more in the morning.

Ricky Nadir (noodle vague), Saturday, 22 April 2006 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

I also agree with most of what Thomas is saying... it just happens to have zilch to do with my point that the entropy of press interest in Momus is due to the fact that he refuses to feed the audience a growth narrative.

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Saturday, 22 April 2006 23:42 (nineteen years ago)

I had dinner with DJ Spooky a week or so ago, and he told me he's going to record his next album in Antarctica. He has to leave from New Zealand in a boat, then be flown into some research station on a helicopter. I wondered why someone would go to Antarctica to make a record. It seemed pretty flash, a bit unnecessary. But later I thought, well, it's something for the press to write about. Spooky's an old pro, he's already thinking about the promotion, the marketing of the record. Nothing happens by accident. It's a great anecdote for dinner parties, it'll look great in the press release, and the reviews will talk about it. And it'll make a nice chapter in the (auto)biography. "The growth narrative"? Perhaps not, but it certainly makes people sit up and pay attention. Better than just "here's a new album, hope you like it".

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 23 April 2006 01:53 (nineteen years ago)

he knows that penguins are hot right now. he's no dummy. just as long as he doesn't PLAY his album for the penguins. they suffer enough.

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 23 April 2006 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

like that song and vid

RJG (RJG), Sunday, 23 April 2006 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

Momus you'll note that I'm defending you as an artist in this thread, but really, as I was saying to Jon Stewart last week over the Cold Senegalese Soup with Grilled Chicken and Granny Smith Apples at 21, it just disrupts a good discussion when you bust with the heavy name-dropping

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Sunday, 23 April 2006 02:08 (nineteen years ago)

sc. elbow to rib & drink on me obv

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Sunday, 23 April 2006 02:09 (nineteen years ago)

this thread makes me think of jj cale. i like people who do the same sort of thing over and over. people don't make fun of jazz musicians for playing my funny valentine over and over. or classical musicians and their insane obsession with bach or whoever. it is a rock thing. but it can be a book thing or a poet thing or a painter thing. people like to create narratives that involve some sort of forward motion. this was his blue period, and then he got laid, and this is when he went to war and he did this when he was sad one day and his life was a motherfucking tapestry of rich and royal hues. people like stories that add up to a life. or a life that makes a good story. that's on them though, if you ask me. artists do get bored though and move on and this fuels the fire of the myth of originality and innovation.

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 23 April 2006 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

jesus,i'm not even drunk. i better go to bed.

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 23 April 2006 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

There, of course, IS such a thing as stagnation. In nature, it comes about when energy cannot flow freely. "Stagnation" is a metaphor in criticism, but it can be an apt one. Is there some sort of mental blockage reflected in the creation of this piece of art that makes it ... well ... stink?

So, I think "growth" is valid also. The human soul, reflected in art, grows too, but not as much when there are ... blockages.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Sunday, 23 April 2006 03:50 (nineteen years ago)

momus wants to be a bro, but he's just another hoe.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Sunday, 23 April 2006 04:49 (nineteen years ago)

And it'll make a nice chapter in the (auto)biography

the thought of dj spooky actually sitting down one day to write an autobiography makes me want to befoul myself.

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Sunday, 23 April 2006 10:46 (nineteen years ago)


If Mickey or anyone else wants to hear examples of Momus' stuff or anyone else's stuff without doing the whole p2p thing, there are a number of things you can do that won't take too much skin off your nose.

1) Sign up for a free radio station at a place like Pandora or Last.fm or Launchcast. If you plug in, say, Momus, that artist will get lots of airplay on your 'station'. This is how I discover new music.

2) It doesn't cost that much to download tracks from pay services like emusic - much cheaper than itunes and much easier than p2p.

3) Retail places like Amazon, and info sites like Allmusic often have sample clips as well.

No, I am not a shill, but I can't believe that people are still having trouble finding 'what something sounds like' in this day and age.

tipster, Sunday, 23 April 2006 11:05 (nineteen years ago)

tipster they don't actually mean they're having trouble finding out what something sounds like - that's code for "I believe I should be allowed to own it for free before I decide whether I want to pay for it"

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Sunday, 23 April 2006 13:24 (nineteen years ago)

"Frilly Military" is my favorite song right now.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Sunday, 23 April 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

I like it a lot too, the "noisy" part in particular; it sounds confusing, disorienting. I haven't listen to a lot of Momus' stuff but I've read he's fond of that kind of thing. The verse (if one could call it like that) sounds very friendly. Like something form a children TV show like Sesame Street.

daavid (daavid), Sunday, 23 April 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

The psychedelic/noise parts of the frilly military video are ACE!!

Chris Bergen (Cee Bee), Monday, 24 April 2006 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

That's John Talaga, aka Fashion Flesh.

By the way, I just remembered, there's a song on my new album called "Dr Cat" whose chorus sets the Pitchfork rating system to music, but ranking friends instead of records:

Essential and spectacular incredible friends
Exceptional; will rank amongst my all-time ten
Very good, above average; enjoyable friends
Not that brilliant, but I know we'll meet again

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

2.0

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 02:41 (nineteen years ago)

Nice!

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