Taking Sides: William Wiggins vs. $$

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ILM's most thug'd out, blinged down and krunked up posters.

What's really good.

― ddb, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

after wiggins posted that jerkin off to r. kelly thing, i kind of some respect for him. or was it gained?

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

i think everyone knows who's really putting it the fuck down right now.

― William Wiggins, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

i kind of lost. eek.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Four posts by morning!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Correct answer: John Cena.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I really liked Wiggins in 'Dazed and Confused'.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

UK thugs STAND UP.

― ddb, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

mommy, why is that guy rapping funny?

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

it's funny because indie rock doesn use slang

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

or maybe: indie-fratboy u.s. "noise rock" "prl" pedantic "oh i didnt really say that" letter not spirit of the law assholes in quasi-racist "wigger" jokes shocker

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

what?

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

or maybe: indie-fratboy u.s. "noise rock" "prl" pedantic "oh i didnt really say that" letter not spirit of the law assholes in quasi-racist "wigger" jokes shocker

how does momus' "bon mot" about his "favorite new jew" fit into this?

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Wigger, Wigga - "White Nigger." [Cont] This term denotes someone who is White but acts, dresses, or talks as if they were Black. Popular in Black and White parlance, though "wigga" is the preferred in Black and "wigger" in white parlance.

(As opposed to regular white indie kids who don't really think about what color they are and don't spend every day of their lives fearing that their car will break down in the South Bronx and some "blinged-out" "pimp" will ambush them and pop-quiz them on BDP or whatever.)

-- Jody Beth Rosen (edito...), September 10th, 2002.

― ;-), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

this place is getting mad ugly

― vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

why are most white rappers ugly?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

trife, i never ever ever used "wigger" as a putdown. believe it or not, i was going after "authenticity"-obsessed dick-wavers who do use that word, and i wasn't doing it in some edgy satirical vice way either. lay off already.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah indie kids have no racial hang-ups whatsoever.

― djdee2005, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

the "regular white" ones I mean.

― djdee2005, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

clearly

― ddb, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

i still maintain that there ARE people who don't spend every second of their life worrying about what other races think of them.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah theyre called republicans

― $$, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

would you rather i changed my party affiliation?

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Boy it's nice to live in a colorblind society!

― djdee2005, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

That white girl on blackpeopleloveus.com is hot.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i still don't really understand how "not worrying" = "racism" and "republicanism" but okay whatever.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

jody i do like you and im not trying to chump you or anything but i dont really see what making a joke about underground rap has to do with 'obsessively worrying abt what other races think of me' but then i dont see what your racial insensitivity has to do with fighting racism either

― $$, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

i mean the colorblind schtick is fine for when the bodyguard comes on tv at your parents house but most ppl are actually offended by it bcz usually it means 'youre my friend so i'll excuse your blackness ok??'

― $$, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

that's unfair $, jody's shown no racial insensitivity here or anywhere

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

shes advocating racial insensitivity as a lifestyle!! how is this any difft from 'slavery was a long time ago!! just let it go!!'

― $$, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

'well i dont see colors, just people... so, sorry but we'll have to reject your college application'

― $$, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"advocating racial insensitivity" ???

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

racially insensate

― $$, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

you are reading WAY too far into this, trife. let it go.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm hearing all these $$ posts in the voice of Tasty Taste. "Do I LOOK like I'm paranoid?"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

this has NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING to do with "colorblindness."

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

forget it, must be pick a fuckin' fight for no reason day

"day"

it's not just you, $, and you know I love ya, but damn, fight the real enemy

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

the queers

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

oh for fucks sake, i cant believe yall are arguing for the racial sensitivity of someone who puts 'blinged-out' and 'pimp' in scare quotes when talking abt a hypothetical south bronx dweller

― $$, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

i liked that long thread that william wiggins started with all the crazy pictures and stuff (that was him, right?), and i'm not really a big puff daddy fan so i never really click on Trife's threads so i will say that they both show a lot of, um, enthusiasm for things.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

>fight the real enemy

He tried that. Wound up punching himself in the temple really hard, which is why he posts the stuff he does now.

― Phil Freeman (Phil Freeman), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

$ you didn't read Jody's definition the way I did.

phil that's not cool or fair. or funny.

I'm remembering how nice my life was during my exile. sigh.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

the intended voice of the scare quotes was of the (as i said above) authenticity-obsessed dick waver, if that wasn't clear.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

thing is, there aren't any fake enemies in the unconscious racism wars

― w, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

that post was a joke, I'm fairly certain, an apparently completely misread one

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Why's it gotta be a WAR though?

x-post

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah jody you should be ashamed of yourself for not being obsessed with race.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish I had a dollar for every time someone on ILX said "You know I love you but".

It sounds really unctuous and corny.

― Broheems (diamond), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Broheems I hate you.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

jody i read the thread again and i can sort of see what you mean but you have to admit it ws a really weird way to put it, what authenticity obsessed dickwavers you were trying to attack?? me bcz i said i liked rjd2's beats and wanted him to work w rappers i liked? i dont think youre a racist but you were using the language and logic of racists

― $$, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

also b2d you know i love you but that was hilarious

― $$, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

haha brohemes otm. i hate all of you, btw.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

That's the spirit!

― Broheems (diamond), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

its a particular favorite of john d

― $$, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

(haha just kidding john you know i love you)

― $$, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

as long as we are HATING on people...

FUCK YOU
Strongo/Jess

― ddb, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

i think you can probably also given ethan the benefit of the doubt for being a little uh defensive (not that i think he's being, but, you know, whatever floats yr bennetton boat) given that no morons have started "comedy" threads about any of you today

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

x-post: haha right on, my brother

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

You Know I Love You might be the best song on Trap Muzik

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I and I no deal with "consciousness", deal with truth

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

everyone just needs to get it all out today, i think

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

a big cleansing screaming match and then we'll all go get ribs

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

logistical beatdown ribs?

― $$, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

jess that's EVERY DAY for you

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

well christ its not as if any of you are REAL PEOPLE with like FEELINGS and stuff, i mean, after all, that's why we can start threads about you!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

so shut the fuck up 1's and 0's boy

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Geir Hongro, now there's an amusing fellow.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

i know, let's photoshop his head into a klan rally!!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, that was particularly lame and pathetic, even worse than all the Geir threads.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish I had a dollar for every time someone on ILX said "You know I love your butt"

Mine's bigger than yours.

― jesus nathalie (nathalie), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

now nicole i'm sure his intentions were purely noble, y0

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

< /wigga>

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Ribs USA in Burbank CA has the finest ribs known to man and cheap pitchers of beer. I'm going there for lunch if anyone wants anything, my treat

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

errrrr,
zing?

― ddb, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck you for saying that, I just got back from lunch and I'm not near Burbank anyway.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

haha I'm screwed anyway because there's going to be a lunch meeting and they're ordering in Koo Koo Roo, how I hate that place

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

jody i read the thread again and i can sort of see what you mean but you have to admit it ws a really weird way to put it

yeah, reading it again i guess i wasn't being too clear there.

what authenticity obsessed dickwavers you were trying to attack??

keep in mind that when i first came to ilm every other thread on new answers was railing against corny indie fuxxx and undie rap, and it's not like either is exempt from criticism (a lot of posts were pretty OTM), but the anti-undie arguments were fairly new to me (not being a particularly avid undie fan myself but wanting to support people's right to enjoy whatever the fuck they enjoy) and i was seeing people really getting off on how hardcore/un-racist they presumed themselves to be. i'm still seeing a lot of that post- P&J, actually. the whole "why isn't EVERYONE writing breathless paeans to crunk? they must be racist if they prefer [white indie band/accessible hip-hop act]" angle that got played.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Exactly when did Trife become untouchable anyway (in the 'you can't make fun of him and any serious criticism is obviously wrong because you're reading him incorrectly' sense rather than the Hindu caste system sense)?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

uh ned if you can even remotely show how this thread was supposed to be "seriously criticizing" ethan i'll give you a big sloppy blow job

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

:-0

― $$, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I was talking in general rather than just this thread.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

i didn't understand that this was a comedy thread.

― William Wiggins, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

it would all be much easier if we agreed that society is screwed and someday we'll all be the same color, that is, gray specks of microscopic dust floating in an ever-increasing universe long after the sun has consumed our planet and imploded upon itself, all that was our culture lost, destroyed, and forgotten in an ever expanding universe etc etc.

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry ned, no knob slobbin for you!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Gear! is secretly Michael Gira.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

now you know where I get my name

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

wait no I'm wrong when it's all over we're going to frolick in a magical green field with hobbits listening to Hey Ya

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

ethan (and just about everyone...this includes both me and ned) has a propensity after posting to an internet message board for as long as we have to sort of offer themselves up as kind of ridiculous caricatures of themselves (and it would be wrong to assume sometimes it wasnt totally intentional), but there's no need to start threads about him (or any other poster). what's the point? i found the geir stuff just as annoying/offensive if not moreso (even as i found bits of it very funny, just as i found bits of this thread funny, like nick's "queers" gag.) ethan's a close friend, geir's not. it doesn't matter. it's just more meta-bullshit that starts more in-fighting, when we could at least be in-fighting over stuff that we're supposed to be here for, i.e. MUSIC. and anyway, the idea that i give ethan a free pass on stuff he says is bullshit, since we've been fighting on and off for like two weeks now, are barely talking, and might not even like each other anymore. but i'm sure you loved it when doomie started threads about ned raggett that cum guzzling mbv loving faggot or whatever. it's just bullshit.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Jess I hate you.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Ribs USA in Burbank CA has the finest ribs known to man and cheap pitchers of beer. I'm going there for lunch if anyone wants anything, my treat

Shame on you, as long as your in the valley, hit Dr. Hoggly Wogglys (I think it's in NoHo) for Texas style BBQ!

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

if this isn't a comedy thread, then let's answer the question! I mean it's a little like TS: Shyne vs. Biggie

― Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Jess, that was more Calum, but I was amused. In any event, at what point does the caricature become autoresponse? God knows I have my moments, but Ethan sure has his, and the flailing on the 50 Cent thread was just that, obv. Sorry if I don't feel like patting him on the head today.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Even if you don't agree with Ethan that doesn't mean that starting threads belittling him should be okay. I objected to the Geir threads for the same reason.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I started this thread to give props (did I use that right fiddo?) to both $$ & WW, who are both clearly HUGE hip-hop heads, they both posted a lot in the past couple of days/hours and I enjoy BOTH posters threads, I wasn't poking fun at either, contrary to Strongo's opinion...I do like hip-hop (a lot!) and I'm a FULL-BLOWN racist as opposed to quasi-racist!

thanks everyone for playing and good night!

Noise Rock 4 Life Nicka!!!

― ddb, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

ddb is a daft racist

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

matt do you hate me or the idea of me going down on ned?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, like i said, it's a tie. they are both equally wacky.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

best x-post ever

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, and i'm not anti-wackist, i like wacky.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

wiggins seems to take everything from a critical theory standpoint, $$ feels it from the heart

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

critical theory is the new rap-rock sincerity.

― William Wiggins, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

jess is there a difference?

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

how the fuck did this thread (from the outset) belittle ethan?

also, strongo OTM

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

do you pronounce it strong-o or strong-go? I go with the latter.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

but strongo ethan practically called jbr a racist on this thread and she hadn't done shit! i mean, you love ethan, i love ethan, we all love ethan to pieces, but his persona invites nay demands repeated pummelings! so does mine, and that's fine and healthy - if I don't think the responses I'm getting (read: if ethan doesn't like the responses he's getting) then preferring a less truculent stance is the order of the day, n'est pas? But of course. Sommalier, another bottle of Cuvee, pls. merci

fuckin' massive x-post

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I agree with Scott- DK's long picture thread was awesome, I very much enjoyed it. ANd Ethan provided my best laugh of the day today with his "zombie blowjobs *grins*" post. So I don't want to take sides.

Also the Geir nazi photoshopping crap is indeed bullshit.

― Broheems (diamond), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

i usually pronounce it "stron-go", though sometimes i go for "stro-ngo" as if i was vietnamese

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

but strongo ethan practically called jbr a racist on this thread and she hadn't done shit! i mean, you love ethan, i love ethan, we all love ethan to pieces,
but his persona invites nay demands repeated pummelings! so does mine, and that's fine and healthy - if I don't think the responses I'm getting (read: if
ethan doesn't like the responses he's getting) then preferring a less truculent stance is the order of the day, n'est pas? But of course. Sommalier, another
bottle of Cuvee, pls. merci

Heh. I was thinking exactly the same thing just now and I'm sorta glad John said it for me. If Ethan DIDN'T specifically and constantly call out specific people that way, I'd probably be in perfect sympathy with Jess and El Diablo's observations. But as it stands, I think he's being excused.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha Ha, i spend so much time on acid-rock threads that i didn't even know that W.W. was DK. I like William Wiggins better than DK. DK was a brat. I'm gonna pretend that i don't know that. Long live William Wiggins!! These rap dudes have new aliases every week almost!

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Disagreeing with the way someone presents himself online doesn't give you a free pass to act like a dick, imo.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

wait ddb you listen to noise rock AND hip hop? *jess' head implodes*

</prligga*gt;

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

haha its funny because you're all still back-slapping assholes no matter how many cheese and baseball and fap threads you post to ile

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

haha jess haha

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Brie-vs-Bleu Fite!!!! (mmm, jarlsberg)

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

i hear the rapture owns a special ed 12" too...and they like ironman because it reminds them of krautrock!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

oh man

― ddb, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

stereotypes are fun

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

you should try racism

― ddb, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

i have my feet up on a slave right now as i type this

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

im sure your slave is white.. fat.. and hungry for nerd

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

y0 dawgz the wigga tag still ain't be closing, a'ight!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha omg sterling

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I just collapsed a testicle.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

so mad thanks for the props ddbdizzle!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Ribs USA in Burbank CA has the finest ribs known to man

this might be the most disturbing thing I've read on ilm all day, which is saying something.

okay, as you were

― chris herrington (chris herrington), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck this thread because now I want ribs but I'm gonna end up eating Grape Nuts or some shit for dinner.

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

i eat ribs every day all day

― kephm, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah Word Son.

comedy threads fo' life...or parole, ya heard.

― ddb, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

i have my feet up on a slave right now as i type this

-- strongo hulkington (dubplatestyl...), March 10th, 2004.

oh my god: the next level

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

my other slave is pressing my zoot suit

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

ADMIN:

liz-ock thriz-ead niz-ow!!!!

― ddb, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

right now i want to hear all the guys on the east coast say "Big L" and all the people on the west coast say "Rest In Peace"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

(it's nice to know good ol' ilm can still cost me an hour of productivity)

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't really like ribs, they're so much hard work.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

pfft...arent you like british or something?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

But you have so much to show for it at the end!

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

x-post

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, I'm a fan of any food that leaves me with a huge stack of bones.

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

pfft...arent you like british or something?

"like"? A shiny sixpence to the guv'nor that can bring me boiled beef.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

they are really satisfying as a cooking experience too.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

how many trife wannabes are there now btw?

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

www.caning.com/fetishbs.html

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I usually get a sandwhich instead of ribs -- cheaper and easier -- with a good, vinegary sauce. mmm …

― chris herrington (chris herrington), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

oh god i want some bbq

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

ts: ddb vs. bbq

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

counting you, blount?

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Personally, I'd like a fat rotisserie chicken.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

coz then, just the one.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)

sterling stop trying to push us back to the screaming portion of our thread; we're onto the bbq portion now.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

haha - now sterl's doing trife!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

ahem.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

How about garlic mashed potatoes?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

and cold cold beer

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

YOU EVIL MAN

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I really want chicken fried steak.

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

and hush puppies

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

this has been a weird ilx day

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Deep fried ice cream and a bottle of Sancerre

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

(The "lost" Ludacris record)

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Knob Creek on ice and deep fried pickles

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

beats by Dmitri From paris

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Southern Fried Stella Artois

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

rum & coke and cheese fries

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I have chicken-fried steak for lunch about once a week, with good, peppery milk gravy. Mmm. And mashed potatoes with brown gravy and cornbread and (when its on the menu) fried okra. With banana pudding for dessert. At a cafe just blocks from the office. Mmm. (this is probably not healthy)

― chris herrington (chris herrington), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah chris i was just about to ask how you're not dead yet

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

i was an asshole BEFORE there was trife. an i'ma be an asshole when trife is long gone! step to the original jerk, blount!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm pretty sure momus tapped that before all of us (he is like 52)

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I ended up having turkey with gravy and mashed potatoes, it was pretty mediocre. I should have exited the meeting and snatched up those ribs! or gone to that Chinese place and stuffed up on crab rangoons and chicken in hunan sauce, ahhh

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

anyway, beer battered pickles.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

holy sweet fuck i want some fried ice cream now

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Is it just me or are beer battered onion rings actually rubbish? A great waste of the three main food groups.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I really wanna hit up Brother Jimmy's.

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.storesonline.com/images/common/imagewrap.img?picture.image.url=http://www.storesonline.com/members/534303/uploaded/Web_food_046.jpg&picture.width.max=200

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I like how this thread just degenerated into talking about food.

― Cacaman Flores, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

The perks of white privilege BOOYAH!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

DEgenerated?!?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

but really, wasn't that for the best?

― chris herrington (chris herrington), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

burgers so big and juicy you can only fit one on the gril at a time, and you gotta use a snow chisel to flip em.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to cook at a place that had a 1 lb burger. they had big buns specially baked for it...I ate one but it was tough.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

mmm. baking big buns.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

it is my opinion that 2 lbs of small cheeseburgers is better than 2 lbs of big cheeseburger! bring it sterl! BRING IT!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Hardees to thread! and Fuddruckers!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I think blount is otm....to make the 1 pounder, we used to have to mash two half pound patties together, then the buns themselves were so big that alot of people had to cut them up and use a knife and fork, they were almost too big for a coventional sized mouth.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

FUDDRUCKERS!!!!

ok you win

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/6lbburger.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I had a huuuuuuuge cheeseburger for lunch today. The bun couldn't hold all the stuff on it. Mmmmmmm. Then I made brownies.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

cheese and baseball

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

In N Out Burger

― Antmusic78 (Antmusic78), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.in-n-out.com/

― Antmusic78 (Antmusic78), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

In-N-Out

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:31 (twenty-two years ago)

i broke down and got a rotisserie chicken and some garlic mashed potatoes

the fancy supermarket is a dangerous place

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ribsusa.com/

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

i broke down and got a rotisserie chicken and some garlic mashed potatoes
the fancy supermarket is a dangerous place

I'm proud of you.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

for admitting my essential weakness in the face of capitalism?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:30 (twenty-two years ago)

That's nothing to be ashamed of. We're talking mashed potatoes, for fuck's sake. And tender white bird meat.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

And hopefully a beverage or two.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:33 (twenty-two years ago)

God, I need to get paid soon. It's another night of store-brand aluminium flakes and dishwater for me.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah i splurged, but i'll be paying for it after this weekend

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 March 2004 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I like them both. That's why I only look at threads with no capital letters in the title.

― Dan I., Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

so am I forbidden to know if trife is white or not?

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:12 (twenty-two years ago)

apparently he looks like stifler

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe he's Chinese

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

would that be a problem?

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

It would make his opinions that much more dismissable.

I don't consider that a problem per se.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

well of course it's not a problem but there are other options aside from white or black, is all I'm saying.

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm aware of that - those particular variables don't really matter to me. It's whether or not he's white, ie, a member of the "dominator" ethnicity, that interests me.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:26 (twenty-two years ago)

he's a mixture of inuit and scotch-armenian

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:26 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry that was for Sterling, shoulda said xpost before

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:26 (twenty-two years ago)

i thought trife was just a gas, y'know, like God

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:27 (twenty-two years ago)

it's funny because he doesnt really exist!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm so tempted to post the picture of ethan as a backpacker in like sixth grade or something.

― Dan I., Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

cause it's too cute! and you would see, Shakey, that he is black as night.

― Dan I., Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it's interesting that the two posters who are the most predictable and, not coincidentally, the most irritating and divisive are both obsessed with racial issues.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

ilx sure gets a helluva lotta humor mileage outta de-humanizing them too

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:35 (twenty-two years ago)

well, pathological consistency is not the most human of traits, so it's no mystery as to why people wonder. Actually trife doesn't bother me so much. But, like Geir, it's clear he's got a lot of "baggage".

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck off ilm.

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:38 (twenty-two years ago)

shakey are you saying that rocks are pathologicially consistent? what about dishwashers?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Shakey, listen, it's like this: WW and $$ are both interested in hip hop, and they tend to post on hip hop threads. Now, unfortunately, most people can't discuss hip hop without resorting to crypto-racist bullshit. Trife and Wiggins just call them on it, and everyone jumps on them for being touchy.

― Dan I., Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't even know who WW is, so I could care less. I don't have a problem with Trife either really - it's just that, like Geir, you don't even have to ask him to know what his opinion is gonna be or which side he's gonna take.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

and yes Jess, rocks and dishwashers are both more consistent in their behaviors than the average human.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

though neither is consistent as trife.

― jack cole (jackcole), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Shakey if you've ever used an industrial dishwasher you'd know just how erratic they can be.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought vegetables were lame but then I had them caramelized, and damn, that shit's good.

Also - a huge chicken korma.

And German sausage.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Scrambled eggs and sourdough on a Sunday morning.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I was about to say shakey, has William ever really said anything about race other than on that Bamboozled thread? And if not, why were you characterizing him as doing so? Because he likes to post pictures of black people!?

― Dan I., Thursday, 11 March 2004 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

have you ever noticed that sometimes on radio edits when they reverse the word "niggas" it sounds like "Wiggins"? especially on that Bravehearts song. AND I HATE Y'ALL WIGGINS YA QUICK TO BACK DOWN

― Al (sitcom), Thursday, 11 March 2004 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Downloading songs either has recommended has made me happy. So hooray for d k and $$.

― Sym (shmuel), Thursday, 11 March 2004 04:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Jess, it's 11 PM. You told me I could have my slave back at nine. Don't make me hit you.

― Jack White (natedetritus), Thursday, 11 March 2004 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

stereotypes are fun

-- strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, March 10, 2004 9:50 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link
you should try racism

-- ddb, Wednesday, March 10, 2004 9:51 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link
i have my feet up on a slave right now as i type this

-- strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, March 10, 2004 9:52 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Friday, 24 August 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

have you ever noticed that sometimes on radio edits when they reverse the word "niggas" it sounds like "Wiggins"? especially on that Bravehearts song. AND I HATE Y'ALL WIGGINS YA QUICK TO BACK DOWN

-- Al (sitcom), Wednesday, March 10, 2004 10:31 PM (3 years ago)

― am0n, Friday, 24 August 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

hahahha stro-ngo

― strongohulkington, Friday, 24 August 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

omg ilm was a wacky place in 2003 and 2004

― strongohulkington, Friday, 24 August 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

"was"
"wacky"
"in 2003 and 2004"

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 24 August 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

wacky words-era ILM > wacky imagebomb-era ILM

― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 24 August 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

i'd like to have wacky words-era ILM back minus the whole "taking it all so seriously" aspect

― strongohulkington, Friday, 24 August 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

how many trife wannabes are there now btw?
-- cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, March 10, 2004 10:11 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

overdue for a new headcount.

― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 24 August 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

wow, this thread

― cutty, Friday, 24 August 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

i also like it cause it chronicles part of ddb's lowercase phase

― cutty, Friday, 24 August 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

if this isn't a comedy thread, then let's answer the question! I mean it's a little like TS: Shyne vs. Biggie

-- Al (sitcom), Wednesday, March 10, 2004 9:21 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Friday, 24 August 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

apparently he looks like stifler
-- the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, March 11, 2004

― strongohulkington, Friday, 24 August 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://milkplus.blogspot.com/ap3-stifler.jpg

― and what, Friday, 24 August 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

I'm so tempted to post the picture of ethan as a backpacker in like sixth grade or something.

-- Dan I., Wednesday, March 10, 2004 8:32 PM (3 years ago)

― am0n, Friday, 24 August 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

i'm gonna hear "wiggins" in every radio edit from now on

― am0n, Friday, 24 August 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

william wiggins

― dylannn, Friday, 24 August 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

lol

― deej, Friday, 24 August 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

legends/myths believed by william wiggins stans

― dylannn, Friday, 24 August 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

wiggins beat up djdee for jacking a line about unauthorized biography of rakim

― dylannn, Friday, 24 August 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

1. rich white nerds writing about mf doom and lil jon.

2. david drake's biting ass. maybe i was supposed to be
honored by having a sentence i wrote appear in a stylus
review.

3. kris ex. if i ever got to meet him in person i
would break his jaw and stomp on his hands.

4. jon caramanica. broken jaw, too. then jacked for ipod,
pink airforce 1s, ford focus keys.

5. sean downes.

― and what, Friday, 24 August 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

who the fuck is sean downes

― dylannn, Friday, 24 August 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.forbes.com/finance/mktguideapps/personinfo/FromMktGuideIdPersonTearsheet.jhtml?passedMktGuideId=491420

― dylannn, Friday, 24 August 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

legends/myths believed by william wiggins stans

wiggins actually met screw in '94 at a fat pat show

― am0n, Friday, 24 August 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

saying i stole that line was always a stretch dude

― deej, Friday, 24 August 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

tho i am honored to be included in the ranks of kris ex, jon caramanica and rich white dudes

― deej, Friday, 24 August 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

And in “U.B.R.”, Nas salutes his chief inspiration Rakim: “at sixteen son was watchin’ him / Mesmerized, respect, not jockin’ him,” over a beat that echoes the breaks from the end of “Microphone Fiend”, heard outside club doors.

nas - u.b.r. (the unauthorized biography of rakim) --

he's spitting that read-along flow, breaking it down like he did on last real nigga alive, switching it from just a do your history lecture to a really amazing track. taking that reactionary bullshit seriously but making it dope. beat heard through cold steel alley door of club, filtered out to just hard bass and handclaps on top.

― and what, Friday, 24 August 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

im not a biter im a writer for myself and others

― and what, Friday, 24 August 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

subconsciously stolen concept? not exactly a case you can take to creative commons

― deej, Friday, 24 August 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

this whirlwind of beef

― max, Friday, 24 August 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

hey you stole that line from nas!!!

― M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 24 August 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

thats just a myth believed by nas stans i was rapping that shit over howie tee beats in 1988

― max, Friday, 24 August 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

that's not what my good friend the late great Paul C (RIP) told me

― M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 24 August 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

werent you born in 1988 xp

― deej, Saturday, 25 August 2007 00:57 (eighteen years ago)

1985, and nas released illmatic when he was 7 so its not unprecedented

― max, Saturday, 25 August 2007 01:00 (eighteen years ago)

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