TS: Thom Yorke vs. Chris Martin

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Who's better?

joe schmoe (joeschmoe), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 04:33 (nineteen years ago)

Thom Yorke in a landslide.

Mr. Silverback (Mr. Silverback), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 04:45 (nineteen years ago)

Dirk York vs Dick Martin

http://www.thegobos.com/images/pastMembers/dickYork.jpg

http://mnvnjnsn.diaryland.com/images/martin.jpg

timmy tannin (pompous), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 04:57 (nineteen years ago)

Lock thread.

Jouster (Jouster), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 07:00 (nineteen years ago)

You're a few days off.

Melissa W (Melissa W), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 08:25 (nineteen years ago)

Thom Yorke is technically a better singer, and also a better songwriter when he wants to (which he hasn't wanted since before Coldplay were formed)

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 08:49 (nineteen years ago)

yes, because chris martin has totally reinvented songform, hasn't he?

Real Goths Don't Wear Black (Enrique), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 08:51 (nineteen years ago)

I hate it people compare Coldplay to Radiohead....and I don't mind the odd Coldplay tune when it comes on the radio...but their not in the same ballpark

Radiohead vs Qotsa ..thats the competetion in my head

grapple (grapple), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 10:19 (nineteen years ago)

fnarrrr!!!!!!

Real Goths Don't Wear Black (Enrique), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 10:49 (nineteen years ago)

I choose Chris Martin. I used to be as into Radiohead as anyone. But looking back all their emotional music is rather self-consumed. Thom Yorke's attitude is always that of the victim. In that way he is really into his own drama and it shows in his songs, where there is no levity. I would rather be friends with Chris Martin, and he might even wanna be friends with me. But Thom Yorke...do you really wanna hang out with him??? You know exactly who he is at a party: pouting over a beer and sitting in a corner not talking to anyone. Chris Martin might be a little naive but I think he'd be way more into just like chilling and being goofy and stuff!

RalphTheHardDrive (RalphTheHardDrive), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think Thom is as he portrays himself.

I think Chris is.

Which is better? Who knows.

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think it's supposed to be about who you'd hang out with, but who's the *better musician*. And the emotion/lyrics/whatever has nothing to do with that.

Besides, Chris Martin seems like a po-faced bore. Thom is pretty goofy.

Melissa W (Melissa W), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think it's supposed to be about who you'd hang out with, but who's the *better musician*. And the emotion/lyrics/whatever has nothing to do with that.

Besides, Chris Martin seems like a po-faced bore. Thom is pretty goofy.

P.S. Where the fuck is the levity in Coldplay music/lyrics, anyway?

x-post

Melissa W (Melissa W), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

One is an artist. The other one is not.

Arnar Eggert Thoroddsen (arnart1802), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

Coldplay's an easy target, but they're not really that bad. Compared to other mega-popular bands like Creed, Limp Bizkit or Nickelback, they're geniuses.

kornrulez6969 (TCBeing), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, Yorke appears to be a cunt, but so what, Martin is everything thats wrong with the world in a single man- so caring such a "nice" guy, creator of sleepy premature ejaculation wimp music, the blandness of the centre ground, chummying up to politicians like an idiot, if he was to be killed, I have to admit I would be happy.

He's poisonous. He's utterly banal.

gek-opel, Wednesday, 5 April 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

kornrulez, do you live in 1999?

Melissa W (Melissa W), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

The question is, which one gets all up in the hotter chick?

THAT'S RIGHT!

Evan Patio, Wednesday, 5 April 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

She USED to be hot, that's correct--- till she hooked up with Martin.. now she's dire. And Chris Martin resembles a young Mark Thatcher too... he's appalling. Him and Bono. They make me clenched with rage.

gek-opel, Wednesday, 5 April 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

Chris Martin's a nice bloke that you wouldn't mind buying a pint for. Thom Yorke is a weird unsociable Aspy. Chris wins.

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

Um, and you get that perception of Thom from where?

Melissa W (Melissa W), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

radiohead is a rad band.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

Yep.

Melissa W (Melissa W), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

ah, mr. snrub. you appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season.

mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

yes, because chris martin has totally reinvented songform, hasn't he?

Something that has already been invented doesn't need reinvention. What already exists and works perfectly should still be used for more.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

Coldplay's an easy target, but they're not really that bad. Compared to other mega-popular bands like Creed, Limp Bizkit or Nickelback, they're geniuses.

OTM. Coldplay has always been harmless/ignorable at worst and pleasant at best. Thom still wins of course, but how can someone really hate Coldplay? If you say you do, you are lying. How about that, eh?

regular roundups (Dave M), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

Thom Yorke is a miserable, self-hating worry-head- good on him!
Martin is a smug everything is just marvelous hegemonic demon who needs to be exorcised from the world!

Geir: Interesting point re:songform... However, would you agree that any given form over time will lose its viability for original creative exploitation as the most succesful permuatations are expended (ie- it gets harder to make something both good and original without changing the template- all the 4 chord patterns and simple melodies have been taken- wondeful as they are). Hence those who keep mining the same template get lucky on ever less frequent occasions...

gek-opel, Wednesday, 5 April 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

how can someone really hate Coldplay? If you say you do, you are lying.

Are you kidding?

Melissa W (Melissa W), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

Geir: Interesting point re:songform... However, would you agree that any given form over time will lose its viability for original creative exploitation as the most succesful permuatations are expended (ie- it gets harder to make something both good and original without changing the template- all the 4 chord patterns and simple melodies have been taken- wondeful as they are).

Theoretically, you are right. But that moment has yet to arrive for hundreds of years still, as evidenced by all those brilliant songs bands like Coldplay has brought the world lately - songs that may stylistically sound like songs that have been written in the past, but which still contain competely new brilliant melodies with new hooks that were not written before.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

To regular roundups: Coldplay are harmless in a lot of ways, but that is exactly why some people hate them. Some people hate harmlessness.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

Coldplay have hit on a few instantly memorable melodies, but frequently their chord progressions (which underpin them) are very 3rd hand... not necessarily terrible, of course (tho not to my taste) but doesn't that mean that all a songwriter does is quote the appropriate chordal cliche to suit the melody of the song?

Also- as a man who apparently likes melodic complexity, I don't really get that with Coldplay- catchy yes, but not surprising.. not intricate, and thats down to the predictable 4 chord loops they build their songs on...

gek-opel, Wednesday, 5 April 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

like the hook in "Talk", frinstance

xx-post

erklie (erklie), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

Coldplay are unthreatening and sometimes insipid, yes, but not harmless. They were the biggest selling act in the world last year globally. They have massive reach, but nothing to say. Just cos evil is banal doesn't make it any less evil!

gek-opel, Wednesday, 5 April 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

Coldplay's an easy target, but they're not really that bad. Compared to other mega-popular bands like Creed, Limp Bizkit or Nickelback, they're geniuses.

soo OTM. so i'll go with Martin. I mean, I hate top 40 radio as much as the rest of you, but if I have to hear it in a car I want to hear something written with heart + sincerity.

but it's tough to snub Thom Yorke. what an evil question.

Wrinklepaws (Wrinklepaws), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

I still want to know what year you guys live in that Creed still qualify as mega-popular.

Melissa W (Melissa W), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

Coldplay are only beaten by Jimmy Blunt and Hard-fi... Hard-fi being the absolute lowest of the low....

But honestly- music with heart + sincerity? Well I agree in principle, but what definition of heart and sincerity- not Chris Martin's! Thom Yorke tho a miserable bugger puts more heart into his work I think (i don't really like radiohead anymore, i have to say, but all the same...).

gek-opel, Wednesday, 5 April 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

Chris Martin is the fucking Antichrist. I hope he never goes into politics, I really do. Thom Yorke in half a heartbeat.

Lotta Continua (Damian), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

You're just pissed that everyone thinks you look like Chris Martin. :P

Melissa W (Melissa W), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

My secret shame!

Lotta Continua (Damian), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

Since we've already gone firmly over into the realm of the lead singers' characters, does nobody remember the "I AM A VIRGIN" magazine covers w/Martin around the time of Coldplay's first album where he talked about how trying the world is and how he was so fragile? Or maybe his wife's admissions that she "couldn't understand why anyone would find her beautiful." Thom Yorke has his pretensions but at the end of the day I think I could relate to his tastes more easily.

Compare: Radiohead interviews where they're kind of shady about influences and then pull out some vaguely krautrockish manuevers VS. Coldplay's "WOO, KRAFTWERK!" song that exists despite the band making ridiculous claims ("Kraftwerk are like the original Gorillaz since no one knows what they look like" leads me to believe Martin never saw an album cover).

Melissa, I think Creed's been superseded by Nickelback as the "rock band" of choice of adult contemporary radio.

mike h. (mike h.), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

'I'd have a hard time convincing you Coldplay are the direct descendants of The Sex Pistols, but I watched The Filth and the Fury and I felt a lot of empathy. People say they were yobs or whatever, but Johnny Rotten had so much compassion. He said that he didn't do the things he did because he hated the British people but because he loved them and thought they were being sold short. That's exactly why we do what we do! We want to make music with heart and soul because culturally people are sold short in this country. We just want to prove that you can be a massive group and have some meaning, some feeling. I don't want to be bland.'

Lotta Continua (Damian), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha feeling of being cheated??

gek-opel, Wednesday, 5 April 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

Here are some Coldplay chord progressions:

Yellow: I-V sus4add6-IV major7-I

Clocks: I-v-v-ii

Fix You: I-iii add6-vi-V sus4

Speed of Sound: I-v-v-IV

Talk: IV-IV-vi-I

The Scientist: iv minor7-IV-I-I sus

one thing that's interesting is that:

Yellow, In My Place, The Scientist, Speed of Sound, Fix You, and Talk (basically every hit of theirs besides clocks) ALL have choruses which begin on the four chord.

More than anything Coldplay could be accused of copying themselves, but I don't think their chord progressions could be accurately described as "3rd hand" or cliched

RalphTheHardDrive (RalphTheHardDrive), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

Talk: IV-IV-vi-I

You mean "Computer Love"?

Lotta Continua (Damian), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

Yes you can! The Scientist's chord progression is identical to hundreds of songs!

The beginning on the fourth chord, (or turning the last chord of the verse into the beginning of the chorus) trick is to save time having to think of some more chords! Its pure laziness... all those plodding 4 chord progressions, or reaching towards obvious resolution... its utterly utterly moribund.

gek-opel, Wednesday, 5 April 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

Quick Note: This Thread Is Not Being Adaquately Trolled

A representative of the Aja / Dante diaspora, Wednesday, 5 April 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

I really would love to say Chris Martin, as I have little patience for Yorke's gnomic dysptopian nonsense, whether sung or mewled; but watching Martin's evolution I've begun to suspect that he envies Yorke's alienation; he really wants Radiohead fans to like him and his band, so he emulates RH's sound and sprinkles in the requisite unexpected allusion (e.g. Kraftwerk) for effect/affect.

Maybe they should switch bands.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

As well as that, Chris Martin will always contend that Coldplay are uncool, but he so badly wants to be perceived as an enigma on the Thom Yorke level - it's in those photos when he's wearing sunglasses and flashing his Make Trade Fair sign.

Lotta Continua (Damian), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

By "four chord" I meant the triad built off the fourth degree (also called the subdominant or IV chord)...not the fourth chord in a four measure sequence.

Also, I think Talk has an original chord progression, just the riff is taken from kraftwerk.

RalphTheHardDrive (RalphTheHardDrive), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

aha yes, thats right, but they do also start choruses frequently on the last chord of the verse too!

Talk takes its chords directly from the synthbass on the original...

I lioke what Radiohead attempt to be even if I haven't liked their actual music from Amnesiac onwards... (too half arsed, not weird enough, not angry enough) and their fans are cunts, tis true, actually walked outof the last one of their gigs i went to cos the fans were pissing me off too much...

Coldplay are extremely conventional, on their last album Martin is frequently flat especially on his falsetto, and their lyrics are bilge to an incredible, risible degree. Guitarwise they exist entirely within a U2 / Bunnymen matrix. Dull dull dull, achingly, bedwettingly, prematurely ejaculatingly, flacidly dull. I know rubbishing them is almost as dull, but just cos they're an easy target doesn't mean they're not a perfectly valid one.

gek-opel, Wednesday, 5 April 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

their fans are cunts
Thanks, man.

(Um, not that there isn't definitely a cunt contingent.)

Melissa W (Melissa W), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

and thats down to the predictable 4 chord loops they build their songs on...

A verse or a chorus may build on a 4 chord loop, but if the rest of the song does not (like the bridge, for instance, most of their songs have a somewhat contrasting bridge, which is also a sign that they know something about classic quality songwriting) build on the same 4 chords, then the entire song isn't based on a 4 chord loop even if part of it is.

Interestingly, though, the most harmonically repetitive Coldplay songs often tend to be rhythmically "interesting", which is why a lot of ILM'ers not very into Coldplay may pick exactly those songs as their favourite ("Clocks", for instance, which IMO is among their weakest and most repetitive songs)

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

Btw the IV chord thing is an important discovery. However, I see this a some sort of stylistic signature rather than a bad thing: Remember: Most choruses start at chord I, so if Coldplay do usually start the chorus at IV, then I see it more as a positive thing - the ability to develop a typical style.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

I think your all basing your opinion of Thom yorke's personality on his persona from 5 or more years ago...or the 'meeting people' doco.....he seems fairly jolly in interviews I've read/seen on last tour

grapple (grapple), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, there really is a Wrinklepaws.

ah, mr. snrub. you appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season.

Okay, so I never thought I'd see a Moonraker quote on here...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

bless

mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 23:22 (nineteen years ago)

soo OTM. so i'll go with Martin. I mean, I hate top 40 radio as much as the rest of you, but if I have to hear it in a car I want to hear something written with heart + sincerity.

i am clearly lurking on alternate-universe ILM today.

A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 23:31 (nineteen years ago)

You cut me down a tree
And brought it back to me
And that's what made me see
Where I was going wrong

You put me on a shelf
And kept me for yourself
I can only blame myself
You can only blame me

And I could write a song
A hundred miles long
Well that's where I belong
And you belong with me

And I could write it down
And spread it all around
Get lost and then get found
or swallowed in the sea

You put me on a line
And hung me out to dry
And darling, that's when I
decided to go see

You cut me down to size
And opened up my eyes
Made me realize
What I could not see

And I could write a book
The one they'll say that shook
The world and then it took
It took it back from me

And I could write it down
And spread it all around
Get lost and then get found
And you'll come back to me
Not swallowed in the sea

And I could write a song
A hundred miles long
Well that's where I belong
And you belong with me

The streets you're walking on
A thousand houses long
Well, that's where I belong
And you belong with me

Oh, what good is it to live
With nothing left to give
Forget, but not forgive
Not loving all you see

All the streets you're walking on
A thousand houses long
Well, that's where I belong
And you belong with me
Not swallowed in the sea

You belong with me
Not swallowed in the sea
Yeah, you belong with me
Not swallowed in the sea

Mmmyes, well, I'm touched.

Lotta Continua (Damian), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 23:38 (nineteen years ago)

Oh. My. God.

I don't listen to lyrics much, so I had no idea they were *that* bad. Jesus.

Melissa W (Melissa W), Thursday, 6 April 2006 00:06 (nineteen years ago)

To regular roundups: Coldplay are harmless in a lot of ways, but that is exactly why some people hate them. Some people hate harmlessness.

I am aware of this, but that doesn't mean it's a valid reason to dislike something. Just ignore it. Reminds me of high school and kids who "just think ugliness is like, really beautiful in a way, you know?"

regular roundups (Dave M), Thursday, 6 April 2006 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

I still want to know what year you guys live in that Creed still qualify as mega-popular

Especially since they broke up and released their last album five years ago.

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, 6 April 2006 00:28 (nineteen years ago)

i don't think they're harmless, after U2 they're THE soundtrack to neo-liberal Kapital

latebloomer: someone's been drinking my youth! (latebloomer), Thursday, 6 April 2006 00:58 (nineteen years ago)

wink wink

latebloomer: someone's been drinking my youth! (latebloomer), Thursday, 6 April 2006 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

after U2

Ah, there's the rub. They are harmless, since U2 IS THE MOST POWERFUL BAND IN THE WORLD AND WILL NEVER BE STOPPED OR REPLACED AS THE SOUNDTRACK TO NEO-LIBERAL KAPITAL!!!!!! You don't need a bench if your starters are invincible AND immortal.

regular roundups (Dave M), Thursday, 6 April 2006 05:11 (nineteen years ago)

It occurs to me, based on the events of the past twenty-four hours, that Gene Pitney's mortal remains could even at this point outsing anything Chris Martin will ever verbalize in all his days. (Arguably Thom's too, but Thom can actually sing.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 April 2006 05:24 (nineteen years ago)

you lot are hilarious!

Pandas At War (pandas at war), Thursday, 6 April 2006 12:09 (nineteen years ago)

From 1999 and beyond, Fran Healy beats both of them.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 6 April 2006 13:00 (nineteen years ago)

but chris martin has only been writing songs since 1999...

Real Goths Don't Wear Black (Enrique), Thursday, 6 April 2006 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

Tell you who Chris Martin actually looks like...

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 6 April 2006 13:17 (nineteen years ago)

um...isn't this like comparing radiohead to the radiohead cover band started by college freshman playing in the quad tonight?

(the latter, obviously, being coldplay)

Lawrence the Looter (Lawrence the Looter), Thursday, 6 April 2006 13:18 (nineteen years ago)

coldplay don't actually sound anything like radiohead, but yeah i know what you mean.

Real Goths Don't Wear Black (Enrique), Thursday, 6 April 2006 13:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.rockpalastarchiv.de/concert/gifs/thompson04.jpg

xpost to myself. Him.

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 6 April 2006 13:21 (nineteen years ago)

but chris martin has only been writing songs since 1999...

And Fran Healy beats him. Thom Yorke was better around 1997 though.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 6 April 2006 13:26 (nineteen years ago)

I can only assume that people on this thread haven't seen the video for "The Hardest part", Coldplay's new single.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 6 April 2006 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mtv.de/news/pics/1138308.jpg

I mean I'm not keen on Yorke, but that still expresses only 2% of the absolute sheer nastiness horror that is this video.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 6 April 2006 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

I usually hate Thom Yorke in interviews, and really anytime he opens his mouth other than on stage or a record, but he fronts one of the great bands of the past 20 years. Chris Martin seems pretty nice, and rather unoffensive, but fuck Coldplay. Yorke by a nautical mile.

J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Thursday, 6 April 2006 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

Chris Martin being interview by Ricky Gervais is pretty funny. I mean, how could it not be?

"So you like to buy your clothes from third-world child labor shops. Do you think the Chinese or the Japanese are better?"

regular roundups (Dave M), Thursday, 6 April 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sorry guys, this one isn't even worth an argument. Anyone who can even put these two in the same league doesn't understand music or art in the least bit. It's not about who you want to hang out with or who makes 12 year old girls scream easier. It's about art, it's about how genuine and emotionally driven your music is, as well as the talent. First off, no one can argue that Coldplay are more talented.

Thom Yorke is a musical genius who treats music as an art form. Radiohead are more talented, more intelligent, more political, more introspective and deserve to be called artists. Chris Martin is not an artist. He's a corporate tool who writes repetitive, bland, shallow and emo lyrics and sounds like he's being emasculated when he sings. How can you say he's genuine when he writes lyrics like "for you i bleed myself dry?" i mean come on people. Coldplay are no better than Simple Plan. Chris Martin may say all the right things- "war is bad"; get the fuck up and do something about it! Radiohead do. But this man is a total airhead and he's completely controlled by other people. Coldplay readily admit that they model themselves after Radiohead and steal their ideas. Without Radiohead there would be no Coldplay; just listen to The Bends and OK Computer. Chris Martin publicly admires Thom Yorke and Yorke has said he thinks Martin sucks and wants nothing to do with his band. Surprised?

Don't get me wrong, everyone should listen to whatever music they want and create whatever music they want but we're talking about who the better artist is, not who has the more clever marketing techniques or who was born with the prettier face. There's no room for argument here. No one is comparing Limp Bizkit to The Beatles, right?

I wrote about this at length on my blog if you want to read it:
http://utopiandrive.blogspot.com/2006/04/radiohead-vs-coldplay.html

utopiandrive, Saturday, 8 April 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/5284/no398hw.jpg

A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Saturday, 8 April 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

Thom Yorke is not a genius, but above all else he and his band have the right kind of idea- I like their project, tho I don't believe they go far enough. Coldplay are just the meh sound of late capital dreaming to itself.

gekoppel (Gekoppel), Saturday, 8 April 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

Hehehe.

Melissa W (Melissa W), Sunday, 9 April 2006 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

This thread makes my teeth hurt.

Smacked into a Trance (noodle vague), Sunday, 9 April 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

Thom Yorke is a musical genius who treats music as an art form. Radiohead are more talented, more intelligent, more political, more introspective and deserve to be called artists.

I haven't read anything on ILM so bold since first coming upon Geir's posts.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Sunday, 9 April 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

TMI, Alfred.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 9 April 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

Music is not lyrics.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Sunday, 9 April 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

Coldplay are tired & predictable on their third album. I could be even more unkind.

Radiohead are (arguably) only beginning to show signs of their creative powers dimming a bit on their sixth.

fandango (fandango), Sunday, 9 April 2006 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

Were Coldplay ever unpredictable? I don't recall ever saying to myself, "Wow...wait, this is Coldplay?!!! Get out...GET OUT! Get me to a Sam Goody, I COMMAND IT!"

Shouldn't this thread really be Coldplay vs. Travis anyways?

M. Biondi (M. Biondi), Sunday, 9 April 2006 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

I vote for the one who doesn't look like a Martin Short alt.rock character.

Vic Funk, Monday, 10 April 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

That "Sex over the phone" vs. O RLY screen cap has just completed my life.

jimnaseum (jimnaseum), Monday, 10 April 2006 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

At least Thom Yorke doesn't call his kid 'Moses'.

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

He actually called his kid "Moses"??? Fuck... what an arrogant bastard... and all that nonsense about saving the planet and what does he drive? A Celsea tractor. Or hook him up with the "O RLY" guy...

gekoppel (Gekoppel), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

but thom's son is called Noah.

jellybean (jellybean), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

A further example of how Chris Martin desperately wants to be Thom if you ask me!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

Well then- he's an arrogant cunt as well! I'd forgotten, Martin's next child will be called "ipod" of course...

gekoppel (Gekoppel), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

Apple and Moses Martin, hahahahahahaha. Poor kids.

Roz (Roz), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

Naw, "Noah" is Yorke's spawnling, the Martin sprogchild has yet to be named or emerge from 'er in doors' womb.

gekoppel (Gekoppel), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

Naw, "Noah" is Yorke's spawnling, the Martin sprogchild has yet to be named or emerge from 'er in doors' womb.

You're so less-than-one-hour ago.

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

Were Coldplay ever unpredictable? I don't recall ever saying to myself, "Wow...wait, this is Coldplay?!!!

That is exactly what is great about Coldplay. Those of us who love them get more of what we love each time around.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

actually I'll take that back, I don't think I would ever have predicted Coldplay would get so bad, and trite, and banal.

Just that they started off nice boys & I expected them to simply get more "mature" & ignorable, rather than actively irritating.

Still a poor choice of words though.

fandango (fandango), Monday, 10 April 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

i started getting into radiohead when coldplay arrived on the scene. maybe coldplay was like a catalytic event for them. they realised that they had to go somewhere else as coldplay's way of sounding like a blander, duller radiohead really bothered them. thanks chris, without you we would never had something as dark, as menacing, as prophetic as amnesiac.

alex in mainhattan (alex63), Monday, 10 April 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

That is exactly what is great about Coldplay. Those of us who love them get more of what we love each time around.

nailed it. coldplay are the musical equivalent of eating successively bigger and bigger bags of orange circus peanuts.

(um...not meant as a compliment)

Lawrence the Looter (Lawrence the Looter), Monday, 10 April 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

shit--- tey actually called it "Noah"---- thats so lame it hurts. I will call my first child "ipod" i revenge...

gekoppel (Gekoppel), Monday, 10 April 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

What are you going on about?

Melissa W (Melissa W), Monday, 10 April 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

Chris Martin has created another child, and he and his wife have named it "Noah". Same as Thom Yorke's child "Noah". I don't know way it particularly matters...

gekoppel (Gekoppel), Monday, 10 April 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

Um, they named it Moses, didn't they?

Melissa W (Melissa W), Monday, 10 April 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

shit I really haven't got a grip on this celebrity gossip thing at all...

gekoppel (Gekoppel), Monday, 10 April 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

COLD PLAY:
Fuck Radiohead! No pretty boys hiding behind sampled music here. Cold Play got it right. Like I said: 'The truth is a hard message to hear!" With instant classics such as "Sparks" and the pro-oriental anthem "Yellow", Cold Play is well on their way. As for England, who's past musical contributions - excluding U2 - have been marginal at best, my hat's off to you. Famous for good shoes and bad teeth, England has redeemed itself with Cold Play. God Bless The Queen.

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Monday, 10 April 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

Well its apretty easy choise when you come right down to it Chris Martin fills his music with heart and sinserity and love. His children have names that make you think of religions so you know hes deep. Have you every heard music that filled you up with so much emotions? I didnt think so. But that Tom Yorke puts so much electronic music in his music that it isn't very pure anymore. And his last record was about, what, the presedent? Come on. Thats not very full of heartfelt emotions. So Chris Martin wins, of course.

P.S. Chris Martin is really hot and Tom Yorke has that weird eye thing. So more points for Chris!

Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 10 April 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

i think that pretty much nails it...

gekoppel (Gekoppel), Monday, 10 April 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

i started getting into radiohead when coldplay arrived on the scene. maybe coldplay was like a catalytic event for them. they realised that they had to go somewhere else as coldplay's way of sounding like a blander, duller radiohead really bothered them.

Well, if that's the way they were thinking, then blame Travis rather than Coldplay:

1. "The Man Who" sounded a lot more like a more catchy and radio-friendly Radiohead than any Coldplay album has ever done

2. By the time Coldplay broke through, Radiohead had already finished recording "OK Computer".

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Monday, 10 April 2006 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

This is the worst thread ever.

Melissa W (Melissa W), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

yeah it really is. i'm about to make it worse though by pointing out that if Tom booted Chris outta his own band he could call the new one Radio Play, and oooh the ironing etc.

Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

Coldplay just a copy of Radiohead. Chris Martin just took the blue prints for Radiohead and made them more POP and piano based so that anyone one can like them, no matter how much they lack a taste in music. Chris Martin even said that all Coldplay was was a diet version of Radiohead for those who couldn't handle the real thing(Here's a little bit from this months Q magazine. An interview with Coldplay's Chris Martin & Ricky Gervais:CM: Ah, man, it's tricky. I don't think we'd be anywhere if Radiohead didn't exist. I think we're like why Diet Coke was big. Because some people couldn't handle Coke. That's how i see Coldplay.RG: That's very humbling.) from an actual interview. but.. as to who is a better musician... think about it like this. from Parachutes to X&Y all 3 Coldplay albums sound the same. Radiohead has evolved in their sound. Also to sum things up. Just watch Radiohead doing live then go watch Coldplay. you will see how Radiohead dominates. Thom Yorke truely is a better musician

KID A, Wednesday, 12 April 2006 04:23 (nineteen years ago)

ah, mr. snrub. you appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season.

this is a beautiful sentence.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 05:30 (nineteen years ago)

I wouldn't cross the street to piss on either one if they were on fire.

Will (will), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

Coldplay just a copy of Radiohead.

No, they are a classic melodic pop band, based partly on the style of Radiohead.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

radiohead got going with amnesiac for me at least. and it was their peak. okc and kid a were critics records. quite bullshit. without depth, passion etc. what i always hated about radiohead is the name. but at least it was a talking heads song. coldplay isn't a name at all, it's nil.

alex in mainhattan (alex63), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

Geir Hongro bizarrely OTM, but I'd add to that an element of soft rock... its there in the over-lushness of everything....

gekoppel (Gekoppel), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

If ELO and Supertramp were soft rock, then there is a possibility Coldplay are too, if it is at all possible to combine with indie influences (which is definitely part of Coldplay's musical style)

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 13 April 2006 10:25 (nineteen years ago)

I would have thought that Bread meant soft rock in this case. Travis and Keane both have a bit of a Bread thing going on.

Lotta Continua (Damian), Thursday, 13 April 2006 10:36 (nineteen years ago)

Keane are probably closer to soft rock than Travis or Coldplay, given they don't have indie roots in the same way, and they also sound more polished.

Still a great band though.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

Keane are, I agree! (very much supertramp-esque in parts).
Travis are more trad/"pure"/"classic" melodic guitar music.
If only they all showed more of the kitchensink creativity of ELO rather than a misunderstanding of Radiohead's surface miserablism they might be more, y'know fun (and I love miserablism--- just not when its polished to the point of banality...)

gekoppel (Gekoppel), Thursday, 13 April 2006 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

If only they all showed more of the kitchensink creativity of ELO rather than a misunderstanding of Radiohead's surface miserablism they might be more, y'know fun (and I love miserablism--- just not when its polished to the point of banality...)

Considering I love ELO/Klaatu/Supertramp/Queen/Alan Parsons I wouldn't necessarily disagree. However, they would use the last part of their "cred" with some indie audiences now seeing them as sort of an indie hope (although most of that crowd has probably moved on to Franz Ferdinand/Bloc Party/Maximo Park/Arctic Monkeys by now)

I love them the way they are anyway. As long as they keep the focus on writing great classic pop songs, they cannot fail, regardless of production/arrangements.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 13 April 2006 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...
I find it amazing that people actually compare these two.

Radiohead is comparable to the top bands that have existed since the advent of rock period - whether you like them or Thom Yorke or not...

Yorke and his band simply clobber Coldplay on albums and completely massacre them head to head live... seriously start comparing bands who should be compared. they are simply not in the same league period...

I am dissappointed though cause when Parachutes came out I was thinking Coldplay could become something good and a band to look out for, I promoted them to everyone, but since then I have gone from not enjoying them to now finding them rather annoying.... I do still toss on parachute and enjoy it here and there... and wish they had built on that start... it was actually a very good first album for a band. but it didn`t persist after...

Yorke`s creativity is arguably comparable to Barrett, Waters, Lennon and the likes... Martin is nowhere near that.. and never will be - but I hope I am wrong there and at some point he starts to write well thought out material cause perhaps he has it in him. (most of the Colplay fans probably won`t know who Barrett is so do some reading on it...)

And to the person who made the comment about Ok Computer being a so-so album... you do realize that is like saying Abbey Road or Sgt Pepper are just ok albums... I am not a big fan of music critics but when they all collectively say it is one of the best albums ever put on wax then you have to put aside your biases and realize it is just a top rate album... Colplay is nowhere - I mean NOWHERE near producing that kind of music.

Oh right, this was about Yorke vs Martin - No comparison that way either from voice to charisma to writing ability... Yorke is way superior (and to the folks who comment on his lazy eye and strange look - write another review here in 10 yrs when you are out of high school please). In terms of giving themselves fully in emotion to music, those who say Yorke doesn`t do that have not seem him live period or even seen a live performance on dvd (or just plain don`t like him or don`t know anything about true artists period)... I have seen the likes of bb king, buddy guy, elton john, billy joel, eddy vedder etc - top caliber artists renown for the ability to move an audience live, and Yorke`s intensity and stonghold on an audience live is like no other... go see him live and then write a review.

But hey if you like little love balads and top 40 music then yes stick to Coldplay and Nickelback and the likes.... but don`t confuse emotion with writing a love song... or emotion with waving your darn left arm over your head during half the songs you sing on stage to show intense you are - duh!

Johnny B, Monday, 1 May 2006 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

I was on a Stagecoach-owned bus last week. Directly behind this bus was an Oxford Bus Company-owned bus. Yorke made a point of hailing the OBC bus behind. At first I thought this was because he wanted to go a different route, but I watched him get off before the routes diverged about three stops down the line. What a lazy fucker. It was a nice day too. Still, a lazy fucker with right-on anti-Stagecoach politics.

Shame about his spelling though.

caek (caek), Monday, 1 May 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

um - so caek... explain to me what your comment had to do with Yorke`s musical ability or how he compares to Martin (since that is the topic here). ??

and better yet, before you made a judgement on why he did what he did with the bus thing - if the story is true to begin with - you did of course interview him after he got off the bus to find out his true reasons for taking that particular bus right? (is he just used to taking that particular bus? Does he have a bus pass he bought with that particular bus company ? being an enviromentalist does he know that bus is renown for better fuel consumption?) Do enlight us with what he answered exactly when you yourself decided not to be lazy and instead hopped off the bus to ask him about his reasons for his choice yourself so you could make an informed judgement on his decision. And please don`t reply you never bothered to do so and are just boring us with your speculation and general dislike of the guy..

Johnny B, Monday, 1 May 2006 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

And to the person who made the comment about Ok Computer being a so-so album... you do realize that is like saying Abbey Road or Sgt Pepper are just ok albums...
but sgt pepper is exactly that. i mean that stupid annoying sgt pepper alone almost destroys the album completely for me. the phantatstic a day in the life saves it in a way. but by no means is it a perfect album. btw i think that pet sounds too is not the masterpiece everyone says it is. loads of songs bore me to death. god only knows is pure bliss but makes every other song on that album pale in comparison. i don't care about critics anymore. the music i have bought because of critics praising it hardly ever matched up to their rave reviews.

alex in mainhattan (alex63), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 08:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/eroyle/Photo-0480.jpg

That's a duck.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:50 (nineteen years ago)

Johnny B you are not a traet.

There's a Guy Works Down the Chip Shop Swears He's Elvish (noodle vague), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:10 (nineteen years ago)

Johnny B, I don't dislike the guy. If we're going to get back on-topic, please could you tell me something about this Barrett guy?

caek (caek), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:39 (nineteen years ago)

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You'll Never Put a Better Bit of Butter On Your Knife (Dada), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:48 (nineteen years ago)

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You'll Never Put a Better Bit of Butter On Your Knife (Dada), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:50 (nineteen years ago)

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You'll Never Put a Better Bit of Butter On Your Knife (Dada), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:02 (nineteen years ago)

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caek (caek), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

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caek (caek), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drf700/f706/f70699a2u80.jpg

My Vileness Is a Dream (noodle vague), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:21 (nineteen years ago)

I did Wild Willy Barrett but couldn't get the picture to work :(

You'll Never Put a Better Bit of Butter On Your Knife (Dada), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:23 (nineteen years ago)

Oh so you did. Great minds etc etc.

My Vileness Is a Dream (noodle vague), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

Coldplay has always been harmless/ignorable at worst and pleasant at best

To my mind this couldn't be last true. His horrendous, piercing, glass-scaping, there-every-other-note falsetto is so abysmal yet omnipresent in the British popular media that I would say ignorable is one word that wouldn't describe them.

Nick H (Nick H), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

Coldplay has always been harmless/ignorable at worst and pleasant at best

To my mind this couldn't be less true. His horrendous, piercing, glass-scaping, there-every-other-note falsetto is so abysmal yet omnipresent in the British popular media that I would say ignorable is one word that wouldn't describe them.

Nick H (Nick H), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

Oops, sorry, I fucked that up.

Nick H (Nick H), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

Barrett = Syd Barrett. Essentially the founder of Floyd and leader for one album til he pretty much lost his mind and the band had to slowly edge him out of it since he would show up for concerts and just stare in the crowd once in a while jamming one chord only lol

Piper at the Gates of Dawn (first Floyd album) is all his doing aside from one Waters song.

Barrett (maybe partly cause he burnt out too early...but mostly based on merrit for what he wrote) is still viewed as one of the most creative writers ever. (he is also the main character the Wall movie is based on, the wish you were here album is mostly about him `shine on you crazy diamond` well he is the crazy diamond - etc...) Waters and Gilmour still talk openly about him and his impact.

anyways ,off topic but just answering your question caek. Syd makes for an interesting read no doubt - some very weird things happened with he was around - do take time to read about him. and get Piper at the Gates of Dawn - it is way out there in terms of sound but actually very creative and just grows on you...

about the comment above on sgt pepper - not at all saying it is one of my favorite albums and I do think some songs are weaker than others on it (and yes I generally skip through the title track cause it is weak)but hey it has gone down in history as a great impactful album and that is what it is... (interestingly enough the beatles were hanging with syd barrett somewhat when they were writing that album - I tend to think there was some influence there in terms of the vast number of sounds they dropped into the album). apparently Lennon was asking Syd to record with him but syd lost his mind before it happened, and McCartney loved to drop in to see floyd record (they were both at abbey road then) and he thought they were the next big thing mainly cause of syd`s creativity.

I also agree on the comment that pet sounds is an amazing album.

but anways we are way off topic, the point I still want to make is that Ok Computer is definately in the zone of great albums that will remain timeless, Chris Martin has not written anything (yet anyways) that will do that... check back in 10 yrs and see...

Johnny B, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

oh I forgot here is a link to the right guy :)

http://www.sydbarrett.net/welcome.htm

this is one of a number of sites about the guy - not saying this is the best site but gives some good insight into the character...

Johnny B, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

THAKNS! DO YOU HAVE A MUSIC NEWSLETTER? CALL IT 'Q'.

caek (caek), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/kpropain/FLAME%20PICS/wow_no_shit_friday.jpg

caek (caek), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

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caek (caek), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

I also want to add that i cant stand all these record store clerks and pitchfork writerss who talk shit about Radiohead. They pooh-pooh Thom Yorke but then go stroke their beards and listen to kroutrock. But Radiohead has several songs inna kroutrock style! In conclusion, the naysayers are hypocrites.

oh, wrinklepaws! (Wrinklepaws), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:23 (nineteen years ago)

Not even I get that. What?

People have to like any bands that dabble in any style they claim to like? On what planet does that make sense?

Melissa W (Melissa W), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:33 (nineteen years ago)

"Remember: Most choruses start at chord I, so if Coldplay do usually start the chorus at IV, then I see it more as a positive thing - the ability to develop a typical style."

This is false. There's no basis for saying that most choruses start on I. Plenty of choruses start on vi or IV anything else. Even if Coldplay tended, over their entire catalogue, to start choruses on IV that would be neither novel nor interesting.

There is no comparison between Yorke and Martin or between their two bands. Radiohead's music is better developed and more interesting in every respect.

Steve Goldberg, Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

stroke their beards and listen to kroutrock.

Oh, shut the fuck up!

On what planet does that make sense?

On no planet does that make sense.

Cee Bee (Cee Bee), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

just read this entire blog - and I love some of the replies -- like this one....

...`Fuck Radiohead! No pretty boys hiding behind sampled music here. Cold Play got it right. Like I said: 'The truth is a hard message to hear!" With instant classics such as "Sparks" and the pro-oriental anthem "Yellow", Cold Play is well on their way. As for England, who's past musical contributions - excluding U2 - have been marginal at best, my hat's off to you. Famous for good shoes and bad teeth, England has redeemed itself with Cold Play. God Bless The Queen.`

First off, U2 are from Ireland - get your facts tight - amazing you don`t know that the band you think made the best contribution to England (in your mind anyways) isn`t actually from England !....doh!! and duh! I guess any accent in the english language that doesn`t sound american is british to you lol

Second, you consider Floyd, Beatles, Stones, Sex Pistols (and the list could go on forever)... dim contributions from england to music only salvaged by Coldplay coming along? Or did you think those bands were from Ireland ? LOL - Please tell me you had no idea those bands were from England so I can feel that you some have kind of knowledge about music but are just bad with geography.

But one thing I can give you credit for is you put two bands in the same bucket that deserve to be ...somewhat... - both Coldplay and U2 have gotten boring... but at least U2 had a fairly good period where they weren`t `the joshua tree` is a very respectable album and in general they had good albums... but the last few are limping. And Bono on stage has become annoying .every performance being the same as Bono says to self `ok now I will take an excited teen female fan from the audience on stage with me and sing to her as she freaks out being so close to my big ego - and all the other teens flip out` lol - it is really boring...

As I continue to say on here, aside from a resonable debut album called `parachutes`... Coldplay has done nothing else but go downhill since then and become banal and are nowhere near being some of the top players from England historically. Today maybe since music is at an all time low creatively it seems.

And comparing them to Radiohead is just complete utter nonsense and anyone who is saying that they are in the same league, nevermind saying Martin and his band are superior, really strike me as having limited knowledge about music or very closed minds.

Johnny B, Saturday, 6 May 2006 01:43 (nineteen years ago)

Is anyone still reading?

emc, Saturday, 6 May 2006 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

emc - your exact point in relation to the discussion in this blog is?

Johnny B, Saturday, 6 May 2006 03:20 (nineteen years ago)

Johnny, you might want to get yourself a basic grounding in sarcasm, irony and trolling. Then you might want to read a few more threads and find out what the average punter on this board is likely to know about. (You really thought nobody knew you meant Syd Barrett? You really think we need to be told who he is?)

I'm offering this advice in all sincerity because, to be honest, you're making a bit of an arse of yourself. Sorry.

Doktor Faustus (noodle vague), Saturday, 6 May 2006 07:44 (nineteen years ago)

Johnny don't you know ireland is part of England, you dumass!? lol

caek (caek), Saturday, 6 May 2006 13:48 (nineteen years ago)

To the patient folks on here I am simply gonna reply to the comments made by two people about me so skip through these few paragraphs for me not to be wasting your time if you don`t want to read what I have to say to them...

caek - you are refering to the UK I presume, sure England and Northern Ireland are within the UK. But England and UK are not the same thing... the comment I replied to above was from someone referring specifically to `England` and lack of talent coming out of that country aside from U2. Ireland is not part of England - plus U2 were formed in Dublin to my knowledge which is Southern Ireland and isn`t even part of the UK btw.. So even if the fellow above was refering to the UK thinking it was the same as England (and in all fairness a lot of folks I know do think they are one and the same so it is a common thought) he was off in assuming U2 are from the UK. Please do check your facts before calling someone dumbass ok? And if my facts are incorrect by all means correct them for me... But in all fairness, yup I shouldn`t have stated how I feel about Bono these days - irrelevant I do agree. I somehow doubt you will apologize for what you called me though given you are wrong in YOUR assumption about England and Ireland... but anyways... that is fine you are allowed to think what you want of me really.

Doctor Faustus - I do appreciate your comment, reading back I have been harsher than necessary and have added more opinion in my last post than needed. sorry for that - you are right in your comment. But also do read carefully what I had said... I said most Coldplay fans would not know the Barrett I was refering to... and given the number of responses from people offering suggestions of who I might be refering to, none being correct btw - what I suspected seems right. It was by no means a condescending comment but rather that it is a fact that most people just don`t know who he is. I think people heavily into Floyd would know and potentially people who are into bands heavily influenced by him as they took time to read about the bands they like and who influenced them and then reading about their influences (Radiohead being one of them influenced by Barrett but not Coldplay). And I think that makes Yorke very respectable in his ability to recognize a great creative musical mind and use that as an influence for his work. (mind you Martin is using Yorke as an influence so that shows something about Martin too I think.)

May I remind you that you are in a discussion forum where there will be opinions and facts stated. I have (unfortunately harshly) corrected comments made by people based on incorrect facts. Correcting the facts is important in a discussion I would think.

And again - without trying to sound like an ass at all - what are both of you contributing to this topic? your responses right now don`t have anything to do with what is being discussed...

Please stay on topic ... vs turning on people who are just trying to make this a real and accurate debate.

I just would love to see some responses such as some that have been posted where people state their choice and their reasons why based on the artist as a musician, not the way they look or what is assumed their personality is (or what bus they chose to ride) without even personally knowing them... and more importantly based on facts that are sometimes incorrect...

So back on topic - my point of view stands that Yorke is just a better artist and musician - but that is my opinion. Love to hear from others on the topic.

Johnny B, Saturday, 6 May 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

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Doktor Faustus (noodle vague), Saturday, 6 May 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

I like some of the tinkly piano melodies Cold Play has, whereas I've never liked anything by Radiohead. Besides, Thom York looks weid and could be a pervert, whereas Chris Martin has a kid called apple which is cute. So he wins. Anyway, I think mine was a better thread:

Radiohead versus Snap.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 6 May 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

I was just about to say, has anyone noticed how you never seen Tuomas and Johnny B in the room at the same time? Very suspicious.

caek (caek), Saturday, 6 May 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

And do not forget this:

ILX Screenwriters Presents 'It was all Yello: The Coldwerk Sessions'

Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 6 May 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

Sir, I take my hat off to you.

Doktor Faustus (noodle vague), Saturday, 6 May 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

Hey Johnny B, you should consider suing whoever sold you that faulty sarcasm detector. And in the meantime, maybe avoid the internet.

Steve Goldberg (Steve Goldberg), Saturday, 6 May 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

once again can we stick to the topic at hand ? If you can`t maybe you should get off here actually.

Ironic how a guy who says I am trolling is focused on me vs the topic...

if you have a personal challenge with me, then contact me off of here - please keep this forum for the topic at hand.

Tuomas - thanks for a reply about the topic! We definately don`t agree in our views, but I respect you have your opinion. Oh but wait according to caek we are the same person! LOL. But caek also sees Thom Yorke hopping on buses so he perhaps lives in England and yet doesn`t know Ireland isn`t part of it, so questionable how much thought should be given to anything he writes.

I have to admit that yes your point about some of the piano melodies on some of the Coldplay songs is good. What is your favorite album by Coldplay btw? and why?

Johny B, Saturday, 6 May 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

How is Radiohead at all in the spirit of (or have much to do with the aesthetic of) Syd Barrett?

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 6 May 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

I haven't heard any Cold Play records, I've just heard the tunes they play in radio, and they tend to have nice keyboard bits, if only the singing an guitars were left of I might like them. Radiohead on the other hand, I've never anything by them I'd liked, it's proggy and artsy and boring, and I they censored that animated girl's boobs, and I still think the guy could be a pervert. Maybe they should play melodicas, you can't go wrong with a melodica.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 6 May 2006 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

Besides Thom York ruined that final song on the first Unkle LP, if you're going to sing in falsetto, be sexy. That's the point of it.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 6 May 2006 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

Johnny, who said you were trolling? Please stick to the topic.

caek (caek), Saturday, 6 May 2006 23:35 (nineteen years ago)


1) caek, go eat a cock

2) Tuomas, I disagree with you 100% about Thom Yorke's (not spelled Thom York) contribution to the U.N.K.L.E. album (not spelled Unkle). But the fact that you have your own original thoughts, though wrong, leads me to believe that you are one of those people who actually CONTRIBUTE to the state of message boards in 2006. Unlike all these other stalker assholes who post silly .GIFs or cut and paste lies you never said.

3) Johnny B, I got your back homey

oh, wrinklepaws! (Wrinklepaws), Sunday, 7 May 2006 01:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://damoladamola.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/thetrueroflcopter.jpg

jed_ (jed), Sunday, 7 May 2006 01:35 (nineteen years ago)

nice picture, retart

oh, wrinklepaws! (Wrinklepaws), Sunday, 7 May 2006 01:57 (nineteen years ago)


Caek - seriously start saying something useful. You on here kinda reminds me of the first guy that gets wiped out in horror movies - ya know? btw still awaiting your explanation of how Southern Ireland is part of England... or UK for that matter... really intrigued. So do tell us.

Thanks Wrinklepaws, felt like me against the world on here for a bit there :)

Here is a question for all - have you seen Radiohead and Coldplay live - and if so - how would you compare them? Curious to know.

Johnny B, Sunday, 7 May 2006 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

I AM NOT A RETART!!!

jed_ (jed), Sunday, 7 May 2006 10:43 (nineteen years ago)

fucking radiehead are shite miserable tossers anyway wihat an ugly prick lol. if that ugly prick could score a fit woman like Gwyneth Poltrow then masybe he wouldn;t be so miserable,

The Scientist, Sunday, 7 May 2006 10:59 (nineteen years ago)

please deindex this shit.

jed_ (jed), Sunday, 7 May 2006 11:01 (nineteen years ago)

Oh no, this is the bestest thread on ILM for ages.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 7 May 2006 11:03 (nineteen years ago)

Tuomas, you're more of a pervert than Thom York is.

jed_ (jed), Sunday, 7 May 2006 11:05 (nineteen years ago)

What the fuck does deindix mean? They should deindex Radiohead their the shit lol.

The Scientist, Sunday, 7 May 2006 11:06 (nineteen years ago)

How do you know? Have you observed my or Thom York's behaviour for an extended length? Is there any objective basis for my supposed superior pervertedness over Mr. York, or are you relying on hearsay?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 7 May 2006 11:08 (nineteen years ago)

LOL yeah LOL

jed_ (jed), Sunday, 7 May 2006 11:09 (nineteen years ago)

;)

The Scientist, Sunday, 7 May 2006 11:12 (nineteen years ago)

Johnny B, I've seen Radiohead live. They played in South Parks in Oxford. The only reason they weren't the worst thing I saw that day was because Sigur Ros were the support. I've never even heard of Coldplay. Could you give me the names of a few of their hit records so I can seek them out?

caek (caek), Sunday, 7 May 2006 11:16 (nineteen years ago)

I'd that Jonny guy really not get the sarcasm- or was he doing a doublecross troll?

gekoppel (Gekoppel), Sunday, 7 May 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.virginia.gov/cmsportal/assets/asset_upload_file369_1756.jpg

Doktor Faustus (noodle vague), Monday, 8 May 2006 06:22 (nineteen years ago)

once again caek - answer the question - given that you saw Yorke take a bus and saw Radiohead play in England, then I take it you live there. So again the question is `how is Ireland a part of England` ? You live there or visit a lot it seems to be, so you must know the answer to that...?? Or were you just wrong about that and can`t even admit it?

gekoppel - you wrote..

`I'd that Jonny guy really not get the sarcasm- or was he doing a doublecross troll?``

which probably should have read:

I`d BET that JOHNNY guy really DOES not get the sarcasm - or was he doing a doublecross troll? (I filled in missing and mispelt words for you)

probably would be best if you wrote complete sentences - to begin with... Oh, and about the trolling - you are one of the ones bringing the topic back to me continually - and not the topic at hand - how does that make me a troller? . If anything, you are trolling on my behalf LOL.

back to the topic..., has anyone seen BOTH these bands live, if so please do tell about your experience. Curious to know. I have seen Radiohead live 3 times and on dvd of course, seen 2 Coldplay performance on DVD, but never live (after seeing the performance on DVD I wasn`t inspired to see them live...) but in all fairness I haven`t actually seen them live so any comments from people who have would be welcomed and I am curious to hear.

Johnny B, Monday, 8 May 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

I listen to death metal but now i am interesting - are this bands sound like u2? I have not know, there cds are not spread in my country.

Siegbran (eofor), Monday, 8 May 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

Hi Siegbran - I wouldn`t say either sounds a lot like U2 no. I guess you can consider all of them progressive rock somewhat so in that sense you could say they are similar. Coldplay would be closer in the sense more geared towards writing music that gets radio play time.

If you get an album of each to get a sense of some of the best liked stuff they have done I would say get Parachutes from Coldply and The Bends or Ok Computer from radiohead.

Hope that helps a bit.

btw - what is your favorite U2 stuff - more like Joshua Tree or `All you can`t leave behind` ?

Johnny B, Monday, 8 May 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

To be fair, I'd guess Johnny B is probably around 12 years old, so you're all being a bit harsh. I mean he's yet to discover Vaness Carlton for a start.

Chris Clam (Wax Cat), Friday, 12 May 2006 23:55 (nineteen years ago)

I presume by Vaness you mean Vanessa ... And no music I have any interest to hear comes from Vanessa Carlton`s mouth or piano... she has talent from what I have heard, but someone needs to find her some interesting music to play..

I take it you using her as an example of someone who should be discovered is pure sarcasm cause there is no way you could be serious... and if you are serious, you are in the wrong thread, there must be some threads about Kenny G, Michael Bolton or Carlton where people discuss banal love ballads that your time would be better spent on than this one...

Nor do I see any relevance to the topic ...aside from the usual one liner post to take a shot at someone.

Please explain your relevance to the topic at hand?

Johnny B, Sunday, 14 May 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

haha- Johnny's like a nouveau Geir-bot. Is this thread still going>?

gekoppel (Gekoppel), Sunday, 14 May 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

gekoppel I never have any idea what you are babbling about ...nor do I care to know. You have yet to post anything constructive here...

Sorry for those who continue to try to take one liner shots at me or anyone else - I seriously don`t care what you think - stop wasting everyone`s time here... there must be pissing match threads for you out there that would be more suitable.

can we get back on topic here? I asked a few posts back if anyone had seen Radiohead and Coldplay live. Any takers?
Curious to know how people would rate them against each other after seeing both live.

Johnny B, Sunday, 14 May 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

He actually called his kid "Moses"??? Fuck... what an arrogant bastard... and all that nonsense about saving the planet and what does he drive? A Celsea tractor. Or hook him up with the "O RLY" guy...

it amazes me how worked up people have gotten about the fact that chris martin and gwyneth paltrow gave their child a not-uncommon jewish name

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 14 May 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

slocki - I totally agree, I have no idea why people beat up on them for that. They have the right to name the kids whatever they want really. And no idea how the names of his kids has anything to do with his musical ability anyways...

Johnny B, Sunday, 14 May 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

johnny b you are incredible!!!!!!

RJG (RJG), Sunday, 14 May 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://musikcafe.blogspot.com/

membrana, Sunday, 14 May 2006 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

wow, a music blog.

jed_ (jed), Sunday, 14 May 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

like it?

membrana, Sunday, 14 May 2006 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

No way, Johnny B is 23 and is obviously doing performance art. I think it's pretty good so far, but a little obvious.

Steve Goldberg (Steve Goldberg), Sunday, 14 May 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

i dunno, i can't speak spanish. xp

jed_ (jed), Sunday, 14 May 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

again - the topic is Yorke vs Martin - so Steve G. your thoughts on that subject are?...??

Johnny B, Sunday, 14 May 2006 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

Yorke. duh.

sonore (sonore), Sunday, 14 May 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks for listening!
mskcf

membrana, Sunday, 14 May 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

again - the topic is Yorke vs Martin - so Steve G. your thoughts on that subject are?...??

I've already shared them, actually. Way to not break character, though.

Steve Goldberg (Steve Goldberg), Sunday, 14 May 2006 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

fair enough Steve - you did make some comment way back on Radiohead besting Coldplay - no doubt we agree on that... but ever since you have said nothing about the topic... so your current contribution to the topic now is?

still waiting to hear from someone who heard both bands live - has anyone lived that?

Johnny B, Sunday, 14 May 2006 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

so your current contribution to the topic now is?

What are you, keeping tabs on everyone, making sure they stay productive? Enforcing the signal to noise ratio?

My current contribution is trying to figure whether you are in fact completely immune to sarcasm or whether you're some dude having a laugh by impersonating such an irony-proof fellow. I'm still leaning towards the latter.

Steve Goldberg (Steve Goldberg), Sunday, 14 May 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

Steve - seriously you are chewing cycles here for nothing... just stay on topic... you want to discuss what I am all about ?(since you seem pretty darn focused on that) then reach me outside of this blog and I am sure we can have long hearty chats about what we are all about... but this isn`t the forum for that...

So, has anyone seen these two bands live? If so I would love to hear your experience. Reason I am asking is that I have heard good things about Coldplay live, I saw them on DVD and I wasn`t too keen on it but sometimes a band live is a whole different experience... so would love to hear about it. And how you would compare the bands live.

Johnny B, Sunday, 14 May 2006 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

I heard The Coldplay can't even play their guitars properly

Chris Bee (Cee Bee), Monday, 15 May 2006 02:02 (nineteen years ago)

Check out "Animals" and "Murder" if you want a deeper, artsier Martin, but this might just heighten the comparision. I love both bands but for different reasons. Radiohead never makes me want to fall in love, but I guess that's not considered cool. By the way, Coldplay is 100 times better live.

Emily Brown, Monday, 15 May 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

Hi Emily, thanks for your response. So you have seen both live? Why would you say you find Coldplay much better live?

Johnny B, Monday, 15 May 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

Yes Emily! Chris could have gone the way of Radiohead and made trendy 4-to-the-floor club mixes that were big in Ibiza but he stuck to his guns and yes, he has a darker side too - who would have thought that 'Green Eyes' was about jealousy but it is - he said so in an interview so that proves he's talented.

Beeble, Monday, 15 May 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

Chris could have gone the way of Radiohead and made trendy 4-to-the-floor club mixes that were big in Ibiza

Uh, Radiohead made trendy house mixes?

Chris Bee (Cee Bee), Monday, 15 May 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

um yah I don`t get the trendy house mixes thing either - might just be I don`t know of them but can you explain that a bit more?

Johnny B, Monday, 15 May 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

haha. Jacques Lu Cont mix of "Talk" to thread?

fandango (fandango), Monday, 15 May 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

On Radiohead's side .. who knew Cristian Vogel and Four Tet were keeping Ibiza buzzing this season?

fandango (fandango), Monday, 15 May 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

Actually uh, yes. Tom said at the time of Kid A that he was trying to be like The Aphex Twins and all the other hip Ninja Records producers. My friend went to The Hacienda in Ibiza and they were all going crazy for the Amnesiac mixes. You've got to be a bit 'in the know' to hear about things like that though.

Beeble, Monday, 15 May 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

The Aphex Twins

Okay, this person is joking/faking it

Chris Bee (Cee Bee), Monday, 15 May 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

Ninja Records and The Autechres are my fav trance producers

Chris Bee (Cee Bee), Monday, 15 May 2006 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

it's Autechre and they're not trance technically - get your facts straight!

Beeble, Monday, 15 May 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

I must apologize, the sarcasm was pretty evident w/ "who would have thought that 'Green Eyes' was about jealousy but it is - he said so in an interview so that proves he's talented."

I somehow glazed over that part

Chris Bee (Cee Bee), Monday, 15 May 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

hmmm Chris, I am actually unsure since I don`t know much about the Aphex Twin. (I think it is Aphex Twin. Not Twins btw)...

Beeble - can you find that quote again. Like all artists Yorke has influences but he doesn`t tend to like trying to sound like anyone so surprised he would make such a statement... but I could be wrong.

Given Aphex Twin is techno sounding perhaps Yorke did get influences and therefore included more of that in Kid A and Amnesiac...

Johnny B, Monday, 15 May 2006 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

All these Johnny B posts have ruined my sarcasm detector for this thread!

Helllllp meeeee

Chris Bee (Cee Bee), Monday, 15 May 2006 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

Chris - there should be no such thing as sarcasm detection on here to begin with. This is text with no facial expressions or voice tone - why would anyone bother being sarcastic on here and waste everyone`s time figuring out if they are being sarcastic or not...

and Emily I am still waiting to hear from you about why Colplay would be so much better than Radiohead live. I still hold the position that Radiohead just writes better music. Live every time I saw them they were incredible. One of the best acts I have seen. That being said some bands I saw on DVD that I didn`t like really were a whole different experience live. Pearl Jam being one of them. I was talked into seeing them and have to admit Vetter was rather impressive live , very strong presence and great voice. So maybe Martin is too.

To the comment about Green Eyes - nice tune but again it sticks with the mould of Martin`s music where it is deep compared to pop music loves songs sure but still rather simple minded next to most of what Radiohead writes.

I would go see Colplay live if I am convinced they have a strong presence live, but not for the lyrics cause I just don`t think they are up there in terms of songwriting. After seeing Pearl Jam I still think their songwriting is good and not great but seeing them live was an experience that I am glad I saw. That is what I am trying to figure out about going to see Coldplay ...

Live is so different - I mean one of the best artists I saw live and who I cared not so much for her music - was Nina Hagen. Albums didn`t do it for me, live she was a heck of a presence and incredible vocal range...like shockingly good singer. That is why I continue to seek someone on here who say Radiohead and Coldplay live who can really do a comparison in terms of experience... and Emily that might be you

Johnny B, Monday, 15 May 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

This is text with no facial expressions or voice tone

I'm sorry everyone, Johnny is right; humor has no place in writing

Chris Bee (Cee Bee), Monday, 15 May 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

there is a difference between humour and sarcasm...

`Kenny G has a new album out for xmas, happy bday Jesus hope you like crap` - Norm McDonald... that is humour.

`yah I SOOO love Radiohead` when you actually hate them and written without any context is pure sarcasm and pretty hard to detect with no facial expression, and a waste of everyone`s time.

sarcasm does not equal humour - wake up, you are starting to sound like caek on here...

Johnny B, Monday, 15 May 2006 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

Hello!

caek (caek), Monday, 15 May 2006 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

there is a difference between humour and sarcasm

I'm sorry everyone, Johnny is right; sarcasm has no place on Teh Internet

Chris Bee (Cee Bee), Monday, 15 May 2006 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mcps.k12.md.us/departments/web/award/images/bow-award.gif

Action Time Version (noodle vague), Monday, 15 May 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

here we go again... why can`t this stay on topic for a while? we were doing well there I think...

but screw it, a pissing match is what you want so fine... I will comply for a day or two... should be interesting... even if it will ruin the spirit of this blog, or maybe the spirit of this blog is just a pissing match anyways lol

Chris - Sarcasm is great in real life, it is funny - just thrown in as a one liner on a discussion forum it just doesn`t have it`s place. But I guess you are just consumed with figuring out who is sarcastic and who isn`t - that is your thrill about blogs I guess... So why don`t you explain to us how it contributes to the blog that people toss out sarcasm left and right?

Caek welcome back - now enlighten us on how Ireland is part of England please - lol

back on topic, anyone seen both Radiohead and Coldplay live? Please...

Johnny B, Monday, 15 May 2006 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.signmonster.com/shop/images/stop_sign_MD.jpg

caek (caek), Monday, 15 May 2006 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nil8.com/images/obvious.jpg

Action Time Version (noodle vague), Monday, 15 May 2006 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

Stop what? asking you to show some kind of credibility? so come now Caek - you said Ireland is part of England so explain it.... and if you were wrong be man enough to admit it... and if I am wrong I will be more than willing to admit it - so come on buddy show is the proof... explain to us all about Ireland and England and the secret treaty that combined them lol

any other recent sightings of Yorke on a bus - or Elvis or Bigfoot? Also interested to hear about those...

And back on topic, anyone seen both Radiohead and Coldplay live?

and is caek and action time version the same person ? - they both communicate with useles jpegs... hmmm

Johnny B, Monday, 15 May 2006 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.c-wilkie.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/jokes/images/you_cunt.jpg

Action Time Version (noodle vague), Monday, 15 May 2006 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.animated-teeth.com/cosmetic_dentistry/cosmetic_makeover.gif

Chris Bee (Cee Bee), Monday, 15 May 2006 23:10 (nineteen years ago)

ah - and that confirms it - Action Time Version and Chris Bee are caek - or trying to be him which is even dumber... nah they can`t be that dumb... so they are the same person...

so anyways back to the serious stuff... anyone seen both Radiohead and Coldplay live? or actually, what was the best performer or band you saw live and why?

Johnny B, Monday, 15 May 2006 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://64.211.46.141/postcard/pictures/p385.jpg

jed_ (jed), Monday, 15 May 2006 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

ah and none of the 3 or `3 in 1` respond... LOL! nice caek, the only reason why you acused me a while back of being one and the same as some other guy on here is cause you yourself have a few alter egos on here and you figure everyone behaves like that... or you actually do have 2 dumb followers which is even funnier (well actually 3 including Jed)... but I still don`t think anyone is dumb enough to follow you - so you are all and the same.

sorry I am off topic but this is way too funny...

Johnny B, Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:07 (nineteen years ago)

Johnny, if you don't get back on topic we will be forced to suspend your account on this site. This is your final warning.

ILM Moderator (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:12 (nineteen years ago)

harsh

jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:14 (nineteen years ago)

wow and the ``moderator`` pipes after a few weeks of people being off topic.. to pick on one individual in particular...that is even funnier - sure go ahead and suspend it. lol

Johnny B, Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

difference is the rest of us are registered users.

jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

I will ask the same question I have asked for a while now. Is there anyone on here at all that has seen both bands live and can do a comparison?

Johnny B, Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:41 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, I did see Radiohead back in 1998 (so please forgive me if my memory has become disillusioned), and Coldplay in 2003 and 2005. Live, Coldplay is more experimental and diverse, making their recorded music seem flat in comparision. None of that sing-song crap, a little more r&r. I felt that Chris actually cares that people spend hundreds to see their show, whereas Thom is more leave me alone or fuck off. There is no question Thom is better songwriter, but that isn't always the most important thing, especially at a concert, where you want to not only be moved and inspired, but entertained.

Emily Brown, Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:27 (nineteen years ago)

Oh yeah, Chris's voice sounds deeper, fuller, and more masculine = a ton better!

Emily Brown, Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:29 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry, keep forgetting points! Above I meant that Chris's voice is better live than on the CD, I wasn't comparing it to Thom's. I admit that Thom does not sound as good Live as he does recorded. Also, CP 2005 was waaaaaaay better than 2003. Maybe the lads are getting kinda bored, so their changin things up a bit. I loved how they really manipulated the tempo during "The Scientist" which is a fairly average song normally.

Emily Brown, Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:35 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks Emily, appreciate hearing about what Coldplay sounds like live. I will check them out next time they are near to see for myself. Some bands definately are meant to be seen live and it sounds like this could be one of them based on your comments.

I have found that seeing Radiohead 3 times they were always good but progressively getting better and more experimental from concert to concert. You may want to check them out now given it has been 8 yrs since you saw them. well, if you can find tickets, their upcoming tour has very small venues so tickets are rare though...

Thanks again for the info - very useful.

Johnny B, Tuesday, 16 May 2006 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

this is one of the weirdest threads ever, seriously. johnny wtf?!

the confusing situation Enrique currently endures (Enrique), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 10:41 (nineteen years ago)

You people are totally fucked in the head.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 10:54 (nineteen years ago)

'you people'

the confusing situation Enrique currently endures (Enrique), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 10:55 (nineteen years ago)

'in the head'

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 11:01 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha. Er.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 11:01 (nineteen years ago)

Besides Thom York ruined that final song on the first Unkle LP, if you're going to sing in falsetto, be sexy. That's the point of it.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), May 6th, 2006.

hahahaha 10.10 tuomas!

the confusing situation Enrique currently endures (Enrique), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 11:05 (nineteen years ago)

pashmina OTM. we are all fucked in the head.

jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 11:11 (nineteen years ago)

(I was referring to the ridiculously pedantic running argument upthread, btw)

Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 11:16 (nineteen years ago)

this is one of the weirdest threads ever, seriously. johnny wtf?!

-- the confusing situation Enrique currently endures (miltonpinsk...), May 17th, 2006.

Weird why? Cause Emily and I are actually having a conversation on the topic of this thread vs insulting each other?

Here we go again....Why don`t you contribute your thoughts on the topic of this blog - Yorke vs Martin? Vs tossing insluts?

Johnny B, Wednesday, 17 May 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

how can you talk about coldplay without tossing insults?

the confusing situation Enrique currently endures (Enrique), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

huh??? not sure what that comment means... but again, cause you are providing just an ambigous one liner without backing it nor telling anyone your position on either artist - kinda normal your comment makes no sense. So as I asked before, why don`t you share your thoughts about them that elaborates a bit beyond a one liner...

I think my position is pretty clear - don`t think Martin is anywhere near Yorke in songwriting talent, but live I have to see to compare...

and back on topic - has anyone else seen both these bands live?

Johnny B, Wednesday, 17 May 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.zoestrauss.com/photo/gallery2/images/gallery_2.3.jpg

caek (caek), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

well done Caek...

now even your jpegs have grammatical errors in them...

and kinda funny though how YOU read that image before posting it considering what it says - LOL. I actually like having you around on here, you are so entertaining!

back on topic again... has anyone else aside from Emily seen both Radiohead and Coldplay live and if so what are your thoughts?

Johnny B, Wednesday, 17 May 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

I'm freakin' out here guys

Chris Bee (Cee Bee), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

ok since caek and Chris you continue to be off topic then let`s be off topic for a second and clear something up here...

I am one and just one person on here.

Chris is on every time Caek is on and Chris`s email address is `no address` - hmmm.

And Dok Faustus and Action Time Version have the same email address.. hmmm ...

so come on spill it - caek, Dok - how many alter egos do you have on here so we know who we are really dealing with when you post ?

And again - back on the topic - has anyone seen these two bands live aside from Emily?

Johnny B, Wednesday, 17 May 2006 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/stupidometer.gif

Action Tim Vision (noodle vague), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 23:28 (nineteen years ago)

yah we know you are dumb no need to show how dumb on a meter - we get it...

so again - back to topic - anyone seen these two bands live? and if so do tell of your experience. thx

Johnny B, Wednesday, 17 May 2006 23:41 (nineteen years ago)

Okay I reckon it's Passantino.

Action Tim Vision (noodle vague), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 23:49 (nineteen years ago)

Not me son. My guess is Paul Scott, known to this parish as Acrobat.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

and your response to the topic of Yorke vs Martin is? Still not sure how you are on topic... especially you Dom since you said you were the the mediator on here a while back...

Emily - I had been meaning to ask and keep forgetting with the distractions - where did you see Radiohead and Coldplay? Just curious really. Were Colplay tickets a lot more costly in the last few years?

Johnny B, Thursday, 18 May 2006 00:04 (nineteen years ago)

what the fuck? no way do i have this kind of stamina.

pscott (elwisty), Thursday, 18 May 2006 00:17 (nineteen years ago)

"mediator". if he's fake he's damn good.

jed_ (jed), Thursday, 18 May 2006 00:23 (nineteen years ago)

"Mediator" kinda pushed me over from thinking "genuine retard" into "regular having a bit of a laugh and a giggle".

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 18 May 2006 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

Dom - cool you picked up on that... wondered if someone would...

Just a bit uncool though that you faked being the moderator or if you are the moderator that you are so biased... the latter being the less likely scenario anyways given you would have wiped me off of here by now.

pscott - sorry you got sucked into this. Tim Action, given he has a few different names on here, seems convinced we all do that and can`t stand on our own just as he can`t and as a result he is starting to be a bit defensive...

But anyways yes this is all in good fun but I wish we stuck to the topic here - this is really getting tiring...

Johnny B, Thursday, 18 May 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

and sorry Tim action means action tim, or action time or dok F - whatever he is going by at this particular minute...

Johnny B, Thursday, 18 May 2006 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

Beeble was really good.

jed_ (jed), Thursday, 18 May 2006 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

pscott - sorry you got sucked into this.

that's ok.

sorry i ahve never seen either band live.

do you think echo and the bunnymen, sigur ros or stump are the most important of coldplay and radiohead's shared influences?

pscott (elwisty), Thursday, 18 May 2006 01:12 (nineteen years ago)

hmmm well to be honest I don`t know anything about Stump. Bunnymen don`t sound anything like either band to me but my experience with them is limited, I have to find more of their stuff - if there is a few albums you would recommend I would appreciate.

Sigur ros - has a bit of their sounds but you know who they actually sound like to me? The Flaming Lips... as to who influenced who there - no idea.

Johny B, Thursday, 18 May 2006 01:26 (nineteen years ago)

pscott what are your thoughts on Radiohead and Coldplay influences?

Johnny B, Thursday, 18 May 2006 03:14 (nineteen years ago)

Is there anything worth reading in the last 90 posts on this thread or has it all gone Dave Matthews?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 18 May 2006 07:55 (nineteen years ago)

No, it's a fascinating and well-argued debate about two of the greatest songwriters of all time.

Action Tim Vision (noodle vague), Thursday, 18 May 2006 07:58 (nineteen years ago)

Tpo correct what someone said up there, claiming there is only Aphex Twin, not Twins. There were actually two Aphex Twins in the begiining, one of them was Rick D. James and the other Tom Middleton. But then they diverged roads, like Siamese twins getting the cut... Rick D. James became the Aphex Twin, releasing boring brainwank of a music, and influencing Radiohead in their own experimental wankerooney, whereas Tom Middleton went to do beautiful melodic ambient and shit wiht Mark Prichard, therefore influening the Cold Play with their keyboard melodies, which is the best part of them just like the electronic "experimentation" is the worst part of Thom York, so Johnny B is actually wrong.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 18 May 2006 08:21 (nineteen years ago)

Is there anything worth reading in the last 90 posts on this thread or has it all gone Dave Matthews?

-- Sick Mouthy (sickmouthy

better than dave matthews, not as good as madge vs janet j.

TIHS THRAED FAILS H TE TURING TEST!!! TZZT TZZT TZZT ZTTZ. !!!1

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 18 May 2006 11:10 (nineteen years ago)

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stay on TOPIC!!!

alias: alfonse (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Thursday, 18 May 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

thanks Jed!!!!!

it's nice to get some support in a music chatroom like this - no, i don't 'get' why some people use sarcasm either Johnny - they're not like that at Yahoo. Personally i think it lowers the tone, even if that means we're never going to be one of the 'in crowd'. wouldn't the world be a nicer place if we all just said what we meant??

personally i prefer Coldplay. They've got a much better understanding of harmony - Radiohead seem to have lost their way a bit since their glory days - sometimes i want to say to them: GET A PROPER GUITAR TUNER!! i know that maybe seems a bit harsh to some people, but there are 12 notes in the western scale and it's just not right to go breaking the rules like that. Rules are there for a reason Tom!!! Coldplay never play the wrong notes on purpose.

Beeble, Thursday, 18 May 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

Hi Tuomas - thanks for correcting me on that, I had never ever heard of the other `twin`, it now makes sense why sometimes people use `twin` and other times `twins` . I just thought twins was a typo, my mistake. But I really question to begin with if Yorke drew influence from him or them at all. I had asked whoever mentioned the influence on Yorke to send over some quotes of Yorke saying that. I actually dug a bit on the web but found nothing about such influence being noted by Yorke.

Beeble - about the comment on Radiohead sounding detuned... well they experiment a bit with some less than traditional chord progressions and sound mixining needless to say but most of the time I think the result is good. But I do know some folks who think it can be annoying so I guess it is very debateable. (like some people who loved the bends and ok computer really don`t like the albums after) but also the one thing I have found is that if people listen to them enough, the later albums grow on them. I guess they don`t have immediate appeal when hearing like the earlier albums did.

Johnny B, Thursday, 18 May 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

oh and Beeble thanks for the support on the sarcasm, I think you said it bang on! Could not agree with you more!

Johnny B, Thursday, 18 May 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

thanks Johnny!!! :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Beeble, Thursday, 18 May 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

tee hee

Chris Bee (Cee Bee), Thursday, 18 May 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

Three posts from the top - I'm beginning to think Jouster had a premonition...

Tim Rutherford-Johnson (Rambler), Thursday, 18 May 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

Yah maybe he knows enough about blogs to know there will be people like Chris Bee/caek who just stray from the topic constantly and have nothing to contribute to it... and at the end of the day there is no actual moderator willing to remove them from the topic as a result.

I don`t know enough about blogs to have Jouster`s premonitions, but I am learning :)

But back on topic, here is a question for all... which is the best song from Radiohead or Coldplay in your opinion and why?

Johnny B, Thursday, 18 May 2006 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

'airbag' and, uhh, no can do.

Enrique IX: The Mediator (Enrique), Friday, 19 May 2006 10:14 (nineteen years ago)

Gosh you really don`t like Coldplay at all huh? I don`t think they are THAT bad at all... some songs like Don`t Panick and Parachutes are actually quite good I think... not incredible - but good.

In terms of Radiohead songs, too hard to pick one... I just don`t tire of any of there stuff aside from a few songs on Kid A and Amnesiac. Pretty much anything on The Bends, Ok Computer and Airbag: How is My Driving is great. Huge classics I would say are songs like Lucky, Airbag, A Reminder and Fake Plastic Trees. But really hard to pick them even over a dozen of other songs that are timeless too.

The big test for me is that I toss a CD in the car and see how long I can endure it. Stuff I liked like Coldplay`s Parachutes, Beatles albums, Stones, White Stripes, some of the Brian Jonestown Massacre albums etc etc would do well for 1-3 months before I tired of listening to them almost daily. The Bends and Ok Computer have been in the car CD changer for 4 years now, and I am not even close to being tired of either of them yet...

Johnny B, Friday, 19 May 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

i'm completely confused now.

jed_ (jed), Friday, 19 May 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

Jed I could not have said it better myself - I agree you are one confused fellow...

so why don`t you focus a bit - tell us which song from which band you like... or anything on the topic of this blog for that matter...

come on, surprise us buddy!


Johnny B, Friday, 19 May 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

I have to admit that I was very into Coldplay before I had ever heard anything from Radiohead (I was never that big on music in the past but have gotten better haha) and after hearing Optimistic (first song I ever heard by Radiohead) I was instantly hooked. A few years have passed and I'm way more knowledgable about music and Radiohead imparticular, and I just have to say they are some of the most amazing and talented musicians of the 90's and today. I know plenty of people who find their particular sound too mellow for what they like to listen to, but still respect them for their talents and all that blah blah.

The point is though: when comparing Coldplay to Radiohead there is no doubt that Radiohead is the more talented band hands down. It seems to me that Coldplay only started out for something to do with their free time, like a lot of bands, but have never really gotten over that or tried to challenge themselves too much. I don't see, though, why everyone is so intent on hating Coldplay just because of how popular they have become in their mediocracy. How were they to know they would become so mainstream? Can't blame them for it, so I don't see why there has to be any sort of hostility towards them for that.

I'm just wondering why the topic is Thom Yorke vs. Chris Martin when most people (including myself) are talking about the bands and music as a whole, and not the individual. If I really want to stay on topic, my answer would be Thom Yorke, just because I have seem many interviews about the guy and have read Dead Air Space and his blogs and all that. I know almost nothing about Chris Martin and his personality.

Sorry that was so long and choppy, inconsistant, etc etc. Just some opinion because I'm really bored at the moment.

Happy Plant, Saturday, 20 May 2006 23:33 (nineteen years ago)

Hi Happy Plant - I totally agree with your thoughts that Radiohead is just a superior band in terms of songwriting and that maybe the conversation should be about the bands vs the `band leader`. Also agree that even if Coldplay have taken a rather commercial turn, that there is no need to completely beat up on them. Perhaps down the road we will see some more intricate music coming out of Martin and the rest of his band vs radio hit geared music. Or maybe being commercial is what they figured out they just want to be... and that is fine too, just limits creativity no doubt...

Thanks for being on topic!!

Johnny B, Sunday, 21 May 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

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fandango (fandango), Sunday, 21 May 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

Hey Johnny B, sicne you're such an opinionated fellow, you should join the other discussions on this blog, I bet you'd have lots to give to them.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 21 May 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

yeah... blog it up.

gekoppel (Gekoppel), Sunday, 21 May 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

that would be great if Coldplay were to really stop and think about something more in depth than safe, radio friendly music. Who knows? It could happen. As for now though, they are pretty pleasant to listen to as background music. They don't really command attention, you know? Limited creativity, as you said.

I still choose Radiohead over them any day though.

Happy Plant, Sunday, 21 May 2006 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

I am both a huge Radiohead fan and a huge Coldplay fan. That said, Thom Yorke is the better musician of the two. I feel like he does more. For all I know that could be a load of bull, but untill someone proves otherwise whatever

Checkpoint Charlie, Monday, 22 May 2006 00:09 (nineteen years ago)

In 98 I was visting my cousins in Toronto where I saw Radiohead at the Maple Leaf Gardens; I honestly have no idea what they cost, I think they were a gift, but I would guess about 150 quid (the seats were brilliant) I know that here in the UK tickets were much more expensive and harder to come by, and at 16 I didn't realize that a Radiohead concert is an investment. One thing that I remember quite well is that Thom kept flippin off several people for various reasons (i.e. yelling too loudly). Chris clearly wins in personality I think; he constantly thanks the audience, and I do believe his sincerity. I saw CP in 03 at Earls Court and paid about 50 and at Crystal Palace in 05 for 75.

Emily Brown, Monday, 22 May 2006 01:46 (nineteen years ago)

Hi Emily, thanks for the info on costs for the Coldplay tickets.

Johnny B, Monday, 22 May 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

since there is not chat going, I will be off topic a bit.

pscott - I got a chance to spend a bit more time with Echo and the Bunnymen music. I must say thanks for the lead, I hadn`t really heard much of their stuff before as I stated to you earlier. Of the three bands you had mentioned no doubt if any influened Yorke it would be this one.

I also wasn`t surprised to see them as a recommended item to hear on Anton Newcombe`s band`s site. I think they influenced the BJM no doubt too and probably many others for that matter.

thanks again for the lead.

Johnny B, Friday, 26 May 2006 00:29 (nineteen years ago)

oh i'm finnaly getting it, you're not the johnny b from oxford who posts on the watercooler thread but some random menk.

Enrique IX: The Mediator (Enrique), Friday, 26 May 2006 07:50 (nineteen years ago)

Enrique - really, I am just happy I am a good source to help you vent some built up frustration online. Glad I could help.

Now do you have anything productive at all to say or not ?

Johnny B, Friday, 26 May 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)


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