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― am0n (am0n), Thursday, 4 January 2007 00:13 (nineteen years ago)

we need a fresh start

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 4 January 2007 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

Shit, I forgot I was Titsovich

-- Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (evi...), January 3rd, 2007 6:42 PM. (sexyDancer) (later) (admin)

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 4 January 2007 00:18 (nineteen years ago)

best come on of 2006 t/s: "I'd get you and every woman here Plan B for Christmas!" vs. "i would have sex with all this white girls"

don't forget to ban me here too, faggots.

-- like murderinging (mi...), January 4th, 2007 3:01 AM. (modestmickey) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 4 January 2007 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

that is, that's a roffle because it's so pathetic. unlike this:

you can only follow "waterfalls of..." with pussy, duh!

xpost


but jesse is pretty cuet!

-- zombierza (melissais...), January 4th, 2007 3:00 AM. (tehresa) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 4 January 2007 03:21 (nineteen years ago)

a pool of sluts.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Thursday, 4 January 2007 04:58 (nineteen years ago)

Indian. Everything Chinese tastes too...chinesey.

-- Chesty Joe Morgan (buttch9...), January 3rd, 2007 8:41 PM.

― children of mentalists (get bent), Thursday, 4 January 2007 05:00 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going back to the sandbox

― spectre (gear), Thursday, 4 January 2007 05:09 (nineteen years ago)

it feels very much like the real thing

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 4 January 2007 07:16 (nineteen years ago)

if there was interweb during wwII do you think anne frank would post here or on some other board? i don't think she'd fit in here

-- nazi bikini (caitx...), January 4th, 2007 10:32 AM. (harbl) (later)

― be home by 11 (orion), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

BETTA DAN DA REAL TING

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

Reading these Excelsior threads is exactly like watching a Japanese comedian when you don't speak Japanese.

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...)

or watching a Japanese comedian when you speak Japanese, but the comedian is shit.

-- ken c (pykachu10...)

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

beating jeezy at a game he wasnt even bold enough to play
-- and what

and...

waterfalls of patrin
-- jaymc

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

nichole graham was a genius the best was when she said the movie 'saved' was an attempt to cash in on dawsons creek

-- and what (an...), Today 3:55 PM. (ooo) (later) (link)

'twas!!!

-- s1ocki (slytus...), Today 3:56 PM. (slutsky) (later) (link)

― m@p (plosive), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

1987 called, it wants its intifadah back.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), January 4th, 2007 11:23 PM. (hstencil) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 4 January 2007 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

remember small wonder's friend "poontang"?
-- ‘•’u (speed.to.roa...) (webmail), January 4th, 2007 5:07 PM. (gear) (link)

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 5 January 2007 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://jj.am/gallery/d/29457-1/Batmanshower.gif

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 01:37 (nineteen years ago)

is that rosie o'donnell?

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 5 January 2007 01:41 (nineteen years ago)

This was taking after the office christmas party! I am the one on the right. I look weird because I had taken a final at 9AM and gone straight to work afterwards.

-- Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr...) (webmail), January 3rd, 2007 5:27 PM. (later) (link)

Answers
You look ADORABLE.
-- Abbott (igotabeefpastr...) (webmail), January 3rd, 2007 5:50 PM. (later) (link)


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Adorable? Exquisite would more apt here, methinks. Cheeks of purest snow, eyes smoldering as if carved from rarest jade. Waterfalls of lyrical beauty.
-- Little Lord Fauntleroy of NuILX (papiermachealamphibia...) (webmail), January 3rd, 2007 6:56 PM. (later) (link)


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Jessie, all is forgiven!
-- Little Lord Fauntleroy of NuILX (papiermachealamphibia...) (webmail), January 3rd, 2007 6:57 PM. (later) (link)

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oh god.
-- ... (m@p) (webmail), January 3rd, 2007 6:57 PM. (later) (link)

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

the whole first third of that thread makes me die a little.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

oh but it's funny

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 5 January 2007 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

you created humour with your image! and you still look cute! win-win!

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:00 (nineteen years ago)

what i just realized it's a false louis jagger. still funny, though.

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

dude I find the one where (real) louis jagger talks about how evil I am to be even creepier!

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:02 (nineteen years ago)

also p.s.: THANKS JOHN JUSTEN FOR DOING WHAT NEEDED TO BE DONE.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:03 (nineteen years ago)

link?

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE ON NUILX??

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:08 (nineteen years ago)

he's idealizing you as an evil anime badass femme : /

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

The ban was 1/2 by request, 1/2 because he ANNOYS THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME.

you're welcome.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Friday, 5 January 2007 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/neverforget-1-1.jpg?t=1167950491

COURTESY GEAR

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

Late nineties sometime: Talked to some go from Eastern Europe on ICQ. Thought it was kinda cool.

Now: Just watched a video of a camel drinking a beer on the Great Wall of China. Thoughts of ending it and total crushing despair. Am I really Time's 'Person Of The Year'?

-- S- (gen.nuisanc...) (webmail), January 4th, 2007 7:24 PM. (sgh) (link)

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 5 January 2007 04:46 (nineteen years ago)

hahahah

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 5 January 2007 05:12 (nineteen years ago)

One new meme vote for: "don't forget to ban me here too, faggots"

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 January 2007 05:15 (nineteen years ago)

OH NOES I IS A FAGGOTS!

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Friday, 5 January 2007 05:47 (nineteen years ago)

jackass 2 cut scenes
http://www.flabber.nl/archief/018853.php

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 5 January 2007 06:55 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck some Borat, I need to see that stat.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 January 2007 07:09 (nineteen years ago)

my hot college-age cousin.

-- jaymc

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

this thread should be called lmaonnoise

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/3/b/4/3b49181a938cac3aa6c896404d2391d4.jpg

-- SEACREST OUT OF IRAQ!

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

hooooleeee shit

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

otm

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

haha, i recently watched an incest porn clip where it was VERY apparent that the performers were actually siblings.

which is somewhat less creepy than inter-generational incest porn.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

i think the variance in degrees of creepiness is somewhat small

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

was it gay incest porn? cause i know you like that gay shit

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

ok wait wtf

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, "somewhat less creepy" is splitting a very fine hairs.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

so are female twins some sort of exception to the incest rule? because that shit is all up in playboy.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

I really need to know what was meant by it being VERY apparent that they were related, unless Jessie OTM and we are just making silly noise about female twins squishing their boobies together.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

I would like to point out that I find female twins squishing their boobies together kind of gross too.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

I was friends with these twin girls in high school. One time I saw one of them pop a zit on the other one's back. Now that shit was not hot.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

I agree with Jessie in everything said so far.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

coors light trafficked in incest for awhile there, didn't they

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

oh yeah that awful commercial.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

oh god AND TWAAAAAAAAINS!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

I would like to point out -- not that it matters for the roffles -- that my cousin is actually a step-cousin. No blood.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

Okay Ron Howard.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

Because remember when he said that about George Michael and Maebe? OMG JOEKS WITH REFERENCES.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

I am so shitty at internet.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, George Michael and Maebe aren't related? I've only seen Season 1.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

Because you smoke weed?

[retardo xpost]

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha
xpost x2
no, they are

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

Also, not to turn this into another ILX AD thread (because that shit always brings out the best in us), but there are plenty of refs made throughout the ass end of S1 that Maebe might not be GM's true blood relation.

[retardo xpost part deux]

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

Jessie, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH PR0N FFS
;-)

-- You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (papiermachealamphibia...) (webmail), January 5th, 2007 12:40 PM. (later) (link)


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dude never make a winky face at me again.
-- Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr...) (webmail), January 5th, 2007 12:41 PM. (later) (link)

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

that is like one of the creepiest things anyone has ever said on ILX in the entire history of it, including the greenspun days

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

They are absolutely definitely not related, see end of season 3 for details.

xpost wow...I mean...WOW

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

nude spock for the next generation

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

i think louis jagger is really ned from the past

or maybe ned is louis jagger from the future who has come back to the past to establish his online presence and thus downplay his creepy internet trolling

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

NO "HEAVENS" OR WINKIE POSTS

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

ned and louis both do the 'SHOUTY ALL CAPS' followed by 'er ahem well' thing

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

I was going to make a Mystic River-esque joke about the real Ned never making it out of that submarine but then I found some dirt in the corner of my thumbnail.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

but there are plenty of refs made throughout the ass end of S1 that Maebe might not be GM's true blood relation

OK I THINK I GET IT.

They are absolutely definitely not related, see end of season 3 for details.

AWWW NO SPOILERS.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

I really need to know what was meant by it being VERY apparent that they were related

Ally, it was VERY apparent because (A) they looked damn near exactly alike, (B) they looked, uh... very well practiced with each other, like they had done it 1000x times, and (C) I think they had matching / relating tattoos or something?

and yes, it was gay porn. and fyi, i watched it because it was bareback porn, not because it was incest porn. [/crepe]

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

I have this sick desire to unban louis jagger so he can contribute to this thread.

-- Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr...) (webmail), Today 7:08 AM. (scarymonsterrr) (link)

when the devil whispers...

-- You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (papiermachealamphibia...) (webmail), Today 7:10 AM. (Haberdager) (link)

ok nevermind I forgot how creepy you are.

-- Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr...) (webmail), Today 7:11 AM. (scarymonsterrr) (link)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 5 January 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

i was gonna post this anyways, but w/all this talk of arrested devel. it's mcSweeney's related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAV0sxwx9rY&eurl=

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)



LOL INTERNET

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

Fitting that SATURN endorses emo.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

YOU LIKED THEM FIRST

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

that is one ugly band

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:36 (nineteen years ago)

wow what IS that in the tiger shirt?

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Saturday, 6 January 2007 04:54 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 6 January 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

theyz whiny cuz theyz ugly

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Saturday, 6 January 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

glasses guy checking for a pulse

― dmr (Renard), Saturday, 6 January 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

jams and me have an understanding re: asian girls.

-- critique de la vie quotidienne (mi...) (webmail), January 6th, 2007 7:10 AM. (modestmickey) (link)

oh boy

-- friday on the porch (l...) (webmail), January 6th, 2007 7:17 AM. (lfam) (link)

leo, thanks for leaving it at that. i'd hate to live up to being zinged by napoleon dynamite.

-- critique de la vie quotidienne (mi...) (webmail), January 6th, 2007 7:23 AM. (modestmickey) (link)

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Saturday, 6 January 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

what kind of strangeness...

...allows me to connect to ilx just fine through my Apple laptop, but not through my PC? This, remember, is over the same cable internet connection, and through the same common Linksys router. On the Apple, it pops right up. On the PC (running Vista, though I can't see how that matters), it times out every time.

W.T.F.

-- there to preserve disorder (fluxion2...) (webmail), January 6th, 2007 10:59 AM. (kenan)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kodNilO9B_c

-- roc u like a § (jo...) (webmail), January 6th, 2007 12:03 PM. (ex machina)

(xp) you might want to switch to using two PCs

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...) (webmail), January 6th, 2007 4:14 PM. (bundgee)

― am0n (am0n), Saturday, 6 January 2007 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/3090/pc190028hw4.jpg

― database update failed (sanskrit), Sunday, 7 January 2007 00:46 (nineteen years ago)

i imagine that's what amon looks like

― nazi bikini (harbl), Sunday, 7 January 2007 00:48 (nineteen years ago)

it's funny how this has turned into the zing thread

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Sunday, 7 January 2007 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

a lot of funny things are zings

― underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Sunday, 7 January 2007 01:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2007/01/02/coney-large.jpg

― passiflora incarnata (get bent), Sunday, 7 January 2007 08:32 (nineteen years ago)

i have never been compared to napoleon dynamite before

― friday on the porch (lfam), Sunday, 7 January 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://pantransit.reptiles.org/images/1998-05-13/cosine.jpg

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 7 January 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

is that coyote nate?!

― database update failed (sanskrit), Sunday, 7 January 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

"fuzzy logic"

― am0n (am0n), Sunday, 7 January 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

Which musician(s) will get to perform at the London Olympics?
some gay shit or some shit that is black and that isnt threatening but with a sheen of "threatening" that would only threaten sum 90 year old guy

so its robbie williams or dizzee rascal (if anyone remembers him) doing their shitty act

-- Esteban Buttez (telefusion00...), July 6th, 2005. (userip)

turntable/cartridge question

lol virgin

-- Esteban Buttez (telefusion00...), July 6th, 2005. (userip)

Early Bee Gees c/d

you are a gay

-- Esteban Buttez (telefusion00...), July 6th, 2005. (userip)

Could Green Day be the best mainstream American band of their generation?

lol i bet you went to the retard school with him

-- Esteban Buttez (telefusion00...), July 6th, 2005. (userip)

Explain me Motown

BLACK PEOPLE

-- Esteban Buttez (telefusion00...), July 6th, 2005. (userip)

Could Green Day be the best mainstream American band of their generation?

more like green gay

-- Esteban Buttez (telefusion00...), July 6th, 2005. (userip)

Best album of every year since....

2005 - esteban buttez pwns u jabronis

-- Esteban Buttez (telefusion00...), July 6th, 2005. (userip)

TS: Fishbone's "The Reality of My Surroundings" vs. your favorite Funkadelic album

lol who do u think you are the king of the retarded

yeh i'll make sure to listen to you

-- Esteban Buttez (telefusion00...), July 6th, 2005. (userip)

turntable/cartridge question

this thread is for NERDS

GUFF

-- Esteban Buttez (telefusion00...), July 6th, 2005. (userip)

TS: Fishbone's "The Reality of My Surroundings" vs. your favorite Funkadelic album

go kill yourself

-- Esteban Buttez (telefusion00...), July 6th, 2005. (userip)

Missy Elliot - The Cookbook

its really called the cockbook because she really has a cock

JEET

JEET

JEET

-- Esteban Buttez (telefusion00...), July 6th, 2005. (userip)

Serge Gainsbourg: Search and Destroy

french faggot shit

GUFF

-- Esteban Buttez (telefusion00...), July 6th, 2005. (userip)

Crowded House -Don't Dream It's Over: Best chart song of the 80's?

no wonder why paul hester killed himself if he knew he would be remembed by this faggot shit lol pwn

-- Esteban Buttez (telefusion00...), July 6th, 2005. (userip)

Early Bee Gees c/d

lol do you have fukken ears and eyes

you must have none to listen to that shit

-- Esteban Buttez (telefusion00...), July 6th, 2005. (userip)

Could Green Day be the best mainstream American band of their generation?

also a thread about how great nirvana is would have no posts

BECAUSE THEY FUKKEN SUCKED SHIT

-- Esteban Buttez (telefusion00...), July 6th, 2005. (userip)

Early Bee Gees c/d

haha bee gees

what faggots

-- Esteban Buttez (telefusion00...), July 6th, 2005. (userip)

TS: Fishbone's "The Reality of My Surroundings" vs. your favorite Funkadelic album

stop posting you butt

-- Esteban Buttez (telefusion00...), July 6th, 2005. (userip)

Could Green Day be the best mainstream American band of their generation?

nirvana was GUFF and kurt kobain killed himself lol what a fag

-- Esteban Buttez (telefusion00...), July 6th, 2005. (userip)

TS: Fishbone's "The Reality of My Surroundings" vs. your favorite Funkadelic album

here is another classic

"nickalicious is a faggot"

lol pwned

-- Esteban Buttez (telefusion00...), July 6th, 2005. (userip)

TS: Fishbone's "The Reality of My Surroundings" vs. your favorite Funkadelic album

who da fuck listens to GUFF

-- Esteban Buttez (telefusion00...), July 6th, 2005. (userip)

Dinner Music

i gave ur mom so protein for dinner

if u know what i mean ;)

-- Esteban Buttez (telefusion00...), July 6th, 2005. (userip)

How Were the Pet Shop Boys in Live8 Moscow?

lol more how were the pet shop boys in a butt

-- Esteban Buttez (telefusion00...), July 6th, 2005. (userip)

do we want stevie nicks nude in playboy ?

FUKKEN BONER

-- Esteban Buttez (telefusion00...), July 6th, 2005. (userip)

Ranking Parliament's Albums

GUFF (IS OFF THE CUFF)

-- Esteban Buttez (telefusion00...), July 6th, 2005. (userip)

Could Green Day be the best mainstream American band of their generation?

GUFF

-- Esteban Buttez (telefusion00...), July 6th, 2005. (userip)

Early Bee Gees c/d

GUFF

-- Esteban Buttez (telefusion00...), July 6th, 2005. (userip)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

nabisco's recent captain-save-a-ho choices:
klosterman
adam beales
steve goldberg

-- am0n (...) (webmail), January 8th, 2007 6:25 PM. (am0n) (later) (link)

he's gone contrarian

-- ‘•’u (speed.to.roa...) (webmail), January 8th, 2007 6:26 PM. (gear) (later) (link)

Is this the Nabisco "Achtung, Baby" phase?

-- David R. (quoteidio...) (webmail), January 8th, 2007 6:27 PM. (popshots75`) (later) (link)

― i am not a nugget (stevie), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

hoosteen is always laughing. that must be nice.

-- electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsoun...)

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 00:07 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 00:28 (nineteen years ago)

awesome

― m@p (plosive), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 00:30 (nineteen years ago)

the laughing philosopher

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 9 January 2007 00:31 (nineteen years ago)

21:52) [EnMySites] enjoy the Thuggish ruggish bone!

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 02:55 (nineteen years ago)

i just downloaded a bone thugs album from him

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 02:57 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know whats going on.

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

i really do hope you enjoy it!

― friday on the porch (lfam), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 03:12 (nineteen years ago)

laughing_buddha.jpeg

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

enjoy the Thuggish ruggish bone!

I'm totally hearing this in a cartoon butler voice.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 05:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h271/stckhlmcnd/occ.jpg

― passiflora incarnata (get bent), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 05:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://sftw.lastminuteliving.com/photos/uncategorized/geoff.jpg

enjoy the Thuggish ruggish bone

― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

And what kind of parent would you be if you let your child put gay meat in their mouth?
-- Stone Monkey (stone(no_spam_plz_kthxbi)monkey@graffiti.net), Today. (Stone Monkey) (link)

― friday on the porch (lfam), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

gadZOOK! What have you done Verheiden!?!?!

Oh, Dave u ra a hero

― be home by 11 (orion), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

And what kind of parent would you be if you let your child put gay meat in their mouth?
-- Stone Monkey (stone(no_spam_plz_kthxbi)monkey@graffiti.net), Today. (Stone Monkey) (link)

-- friday on the porch (l...) (webmail), January 9th, 2007

ironic lolling has gone too far

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://members.shaw.ca/jnault123/dawkbaby.gif

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

!!! is that another product of Ade's crazy genius?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

yes

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

the dude is awesome

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

seriously. he has improved my pro-football viewing experience immeasurably.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

I bet gay sheep taste fabulous!

-- M. White (boeldie...), January 9th, 2007 8:55 AM.

― remybean (bean), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 06:30 (nineteen years ago)

no irony here, dude! maybe it just wasn't that funny.

― friday on the porch (lfam), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 06:47 (nineteen years ago)

Also, there is a Lauren around here, and I like her, but she is not me.

-- Laurel (sininspac...) (webmail), January 9th, 2007 12:14 AM. (Laurel) (later) (link)

Good work Lauren.

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...) (webmail), January 9th, 2007 12:14 AM. (bundgee) (later) (link)

― i am not a nugget (stevie), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 11:34 (nineteen years ago)

Hah. To be fair, I'm pretty sure that was an XP -- I just beat 'im to it.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck a Mark. I get called on something, I say a few words in return. Hakuna matata, y'know?

-- Adam Beales (adamrsbeale...), January 10th, 2007.

locked from ILE excelsior, so gotta post it here

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

except that's not funny?

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

i found his offhand use of 'hakuna matata' to be hilariously inappropriate, but hey, chacun a son gout.

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

locked from ILE excelsior

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

it's sort of funny but sort of a line from 'talladega nights'.

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

ARE YOU SAYING THAT TALLADEGA NIGHTS WAS NOT GENIUS? BAN ENRIQUE

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

It also isn't really a line from Talladega Nights, really.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

i have never been compared to napoleon dynamite before
-- friday on the porch (l...), January 7th, 2007. (lfam) (link)

leo, you realize that this made me die laughing for a minute.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

i've never seen talladega nights. will ferrel makes me want to jump off a cliff.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

ok, that's cool.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

this company's use of goofy corporate/IT stock photography is making me giggle.

― false cat (sleep), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

haha air-punching cross-legged laptop guy seems like he should be on a tv show, like arrested development or something

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

What do you think he's fist-pumping about?

01_Joe_Esposito_Youre_The_Best file downloaded 100% complete!

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ho-how-ho-own!

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

"go web"

― you win again, gravity! (tissp), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.gold-group.com/images/port_top.gif

― dmr (Renard), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.gold-group.com/images/contact_bottom.gif

reminds me of

http://static.flickr.com/9/13047656_6d4e71cc37_m.jpg

― onimo (onimo), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.gold-group.com/images/computer_guy.gif
Way back when, Ned said the people just wanted to rock. He was right, of course. In many ways, what I call punk is just something that resulted from the confluence of that desire (built of a decade's worth of flabby "progressive" pop) and certain then-popular fin-de-siecle memes. But it worked. It took hold. It took a bunch of secret art-world narratives and gave them to the people, and the people took them to heart.

It lasts, for the most part, because it lasts. And we'll stop talking about it when it ceases to matter.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

Where this sort of thing goes way too far = I bought a jacket this fall and only noticed when I looked at the receipt later that it appeared to be named after a Radiohead song. I looked up the designer online, and every jacket in the line was named after a Radiohead song. The sad thing is that as much as I like the jacket, I don't think I would have purchased it if I'd known this.

-- nabisco (--...), January 10th, 2007 5:52 PM. (nabisco) (later)

no surprises

-- Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (evi...), January 10th, 2007 5:53 PM. (sexyDancer) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

and you're an idiot anyways. i'm not gonna bother digging up the threads, but what about old kanye west fans that brought so many of his illiterate idiot fans over here? oh i'm sure he only has like 4 mentions on the internet, way fewer than prussian blue

-- critique de la vie quotidienne (mi...)

http://www.gold-group.com/images/computer_guy.gif

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

12:00 PM, 10 Jan 07 locked user Haberdager by tony conrad schnitzler (Cutty, if you unlock LJ we unlock Mickey)

― false cat (sleep), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://themot.org/gallery/d/62245-1/ohbravobunny.jpg

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

violence is funny to me somehow:

NEW YORK (AFP) - Members of a close-harmony group from Yale University are recovering after being ambushed and beaten up while on tour in California.

Members of the a cappella Baker's Dozen were performing at a party in San Francisco at the new year when their rendition of the "Star Spangled Banner" apparently sparked taunts and threats from fellow partygoers.

As the group left the house, they were attacked by dozens of assailants, suffering scrapes, black eyes and concussions, said Connecticut's News Channel 8.

"Besides any bruising or scrapes to the face, the main injury I suffered was I broke my jaw in two places," one of the singers, 18-year-old Sharyar Aziz, was quoted as saying.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

I misread this as: As the group left the house, they were attacked by dozens of asshats

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

they shoulda known Cali is Yale Whiffenpoofs turf

― tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

what they shoulda known is that anyone with half a brain wants to beat the shit out of any and every a cappella group.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

Not true! I am downright fond of the Swingle Singers.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

You have a whole brain though. We just have half.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

I only get the whole thing occasionally, the rest of the time I share the brain-trust with two or three other people: my mom, Robyn, some guy.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

your share of the brain can have the swingle singers! i do like choirs though.

the accapella attack would be more funny/ridiculous if the guy's jaw hadn't been broken :/ or if those other guys weren't such violent assholes

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

or if it was a 1980s slapstick comedy starring steve martin, and i was 12.

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

hey i'm not dissing choirs, or a cappella done by large men from Soviet Georgia or other godforsaken places like that. just the phenomena of high school/college a cappella groups, particularly those that do adaptations of pop songs. like this: http://acappella.colormaria.com/1755C/1755C^01-Here_With_Me.mp3

those kids went to my high school. fuck them and their ears.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.gwemocapella.com/wp-content/themes/in3d%20Folder/images/top.png

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

okay i would beat up those guys, not badly, but yeah

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://acappella.colormaria.com/1701C/1701C^The_Bufftones_-_Land_of_Confusion.mp3

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

haha the Coconut Pete looking guy far right is the best

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

is this what boy band wannabes do?

― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

College A Capella Groups - C/D

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/3653/jadd2ei9.jpg

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3882/180pxrockapellacj4.jpg

― trans pacific donkey cell phone (sleep), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

oh man

i could tell you folks all about how i was in a capella groups in middle school, high school, AND college and try to laugh it off BUT NO, THE SHAME IS JUST TOO GREBT. fuck.

IN THE HOUSE OF STONE & LIGHT, people.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

Passing by a NYU streetfair I came upon a group doing Radiohead's "idoteque" which was surprisingly great.

I'm pretty sure this was my old nyu group. :\

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

fag!

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 23:36 (nineteen years ago)

o cutty, u r so edgy

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

It's a connection that might register uncomfortably with Wolf Eyes' fan base were they more interested in introspection than shouting "faggot" on a crowded message board.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

Hey, you remembered something!

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 11 January 2007 00:04 (nineteen years ago)

excuse me, i love fags--

there's just something so contemptible about a gay man in an acapella group

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 11 January 2007 00:20 (nineteen years ago)

you're even embarrassed to talk about it, don't give me this edgy bullshit

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 11 January 2007 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

Passing by a NYU streetfair I came upon a group doing Radiohead's "idoteque" which was surprisingly great.

i think i said that...and ill agree with cutty...just for the sake of it...it was surprsingly good, but still gay...but..well, accapella..come the fuck on

― bb (bbrz), Thursday, 11 January 2007 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

DO IT ROCKAPELLA

― be home by 11 (orion), Thursday, 11 January 2007 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

ah, to be young again.

http://www.kyranthia.net/worldcast.jpg

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 11 January 2007 02:45 (nineteen years ago)

did anybody else kinda have a thing for 'the chief'

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 11 January 2007 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

guilty.

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Thursday, 11 January 2007 03:36 (nineteen years ago)

there's just something so contemptible about a gay man in an acapella group

he does have a point - most dudes who dandied themselves up on stage and sang like fools had the ulterior motive of melting girls hearts (very effective too).

― tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Thursday, 11 January 2007 03:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/muc/259639178.html

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 11 January 2007 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

is that your homepage?

― tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Thursday, 11 January 2007 04:07 (nineteen years ago)

I've been meaning to do a rockapella + hawkwind mashup for a while

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 11 January 2007 04:10 (nineteen years ago)

If you can arrange, or do percussion, that is a big plus!

As in, "If you got the glottal skills to beatbox well, then you give good head, and you're in"

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Thursday, 11 January 2007 04:26 (nineteen years ago)

sorry, cutty, but calling an openly gay dude a "fag!" for admitting to campy activities is pretty boring. hope you caught the sarcasm, champ.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 11 January 2007 07:15 (nineteen years ago)

did anybody else kinda have a thing for 'the chief'

-- and what (an...), January 11th, 2007.

didn't she die recently IIRC? :-(

― latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Thursday, 11 January 2007 10:32 (nineteen years ago)

if so, RIP

― latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Thursday, 11 January 2007 10:33 (nineteen years ago)

sorry, elmo, but being the biggest gay stereotype is pretty fucking boring too.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 11 January 2007 12:28 (nineteen years ago)

you're the one with the shaved asshole, pal.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 11 January 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.atomicarchive.com/Effects/Images/WE12.jpg

― trans pacific donkey cell phone (sleep), Thursday, 11 January 2007 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

the zingmaster has been soundly zung

― tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

i can post asshole.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

what a cunt! i heard she breeds african jews and then eats the babies for breakfast.

-- friday on the porch (l...) (webmail), January 10th, 2007 7:45 PM. (lfam) (later) (link)

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

where did that last post come from?

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

the moderator request board

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

i can post asshole.jpg

if the beef escalates to that level I'm outta here

― dmr (Renard), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

"the beef"

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

ladies, you're both pretty

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

was it gay incest porn? cause i know you like that gay shit

-- cutty (holle...), January 5th, 2007 6:40 AM. (later)

^^^ from upthread

the only time cutty ever responds to my posts is to call me a gay! dude needs to broaden his repertoire of "jokes," that's all.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

DUDE YOU WERE LOOKING AT GAY INCEST PORN

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

itll be ok, try not to worry too much

― Storefront Church (688), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

haha, i recently watched an incest porn clip where it was VERY apparent that the performers were actually siblings.

which is somewhat less creepy than inter-generational incest porn.

-- elmo argonaut (elmo.oxyge...), January 5th, 2007 2:34 PM. (allocryptic) (later) (admin)

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

aromagarethapy

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

question for mr. cannon: i once had a prof at summer program with your name. is this you? just curious.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

no! that's crazy. what did he teach?

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

It's called BEING POSSESSED BY SATAN.

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), January 10th, 2007.

Uh, what the hell are you talking about? Are you RETARDED?

He was NOT "POSSESSED BY SATAN". You'd have to be a cretin to think that.

He SOLD HIS SOUL to SATAN. That's very different. This also explains all the features I was talking about. Satan, however would leave him alone until his time came, at which point he would dragged down into the feiry pit of brimstone for ETERNITY.

Srsly, don't make shit up.

-- Frogm@n Henry (le_petitrossignol@yahoo.co.uk), January 11th, 2007 7:46 AM. (Frogm@n Henry) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

incidentally one of the secretaries at work let it be known that it's my birthday and people have been filtering by my cubicle all morning asking how old i am. i haven't given one person the right age yet and no one has questioned me except one woman who called bullshit when i said i was 51.

-- chicago kevin (blablabl...), January 11th, 2007 5:00 PM. (chicago kevin) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/51/124428076_c88e3ee194.jpg

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

Ha, where did you find that??

― you win again, gravity! (tissp), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

Beaches ARE awesome!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

I found it in my e-mail!

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/9022/bearyi2kc8.gif

― ath (ath), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

haha

― ‘•’u (gear), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9JCW-YtaqQ

― latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

This is my favourite film of all-time, so I naturally have to disagree with every word of that.

I didn't get the 'twist', incidentally. I was too busy having my mind blown. Sorry about that.

-- You've Got Scourage On Your Breath

― ‘•’u (gear), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

What thread is that from?

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

the thread about Oldboy

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

his post actually kind of melted my brain down a little extra bit. Like the amount of brain cells you lose from going on a bender? That's how many I lost when I read the words "I was too busy having my mind blown." LOUIS, WHY?

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

Every time Louis has his mind blown, a fairy dies.

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

heh heh.

and geoff, he taught an interdisciplinary course on Existentialism and Modernist Art. I was 16. it was mind-fuckingly good at the time.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

this isn't going to get all show-me-on-the-doll is it?

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

i guess mind-fuckingly is better than mind-blowingly?
do not show me on the doll

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

Of all the movies I thought he might have been talking about, Oldboy was 2nd from last on the list (The Sixth Sense).

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

but what was top number one contender???

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

Overheard (salesperson to client on phone):

Remember McGruff the crime dog? Remember what he always said? "Knowing is half the battle.".

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Friday, 12 January 2007 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.slate.com/media/1/122939/2156676/2156797/2157502/2006_Prudie.jpg
Help! My
Husband
Farts Too
Much.

― and what (ooo), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

― tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

haha

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ 808 drums

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 12 January 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

"Knowing is half the battle.".
THAT WAS GI JOE.
MCGRUFF, THE CRIME DOG, JUST ENCOURAGED US TO "TAKE A BITE OUTTA CRIME!@!@!@!"

― be home by 11 (orion), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/8/7/c/87cf706ceda689fc0dd28df65ba1f6be.gif

― be home by 11 (orion), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

stence that is some blount-level misreading/asscovering there - are you gonna ask dude to ANSWER THE QUESTION next

-- and what (an...) (webmail), January 10th, 2007 10:42 AM. (ooo) (link)

ethan that is some ethan-level blowing shit outta proportion - are you gonna start a CONTROVERSIAL THREAD next

-- hstencil (hstenc!...) (webmail), January 10th, 2007 10:46 AM. (hstencil) (link)

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/1363/12709463548gi2.gif

― boom! i fucked your hard-drive (don), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

i would like eggs with a little you-tube of the happy healthy chicken waving at me embedded in them

-- mark s (mar...)

― and what (ooo), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

steve i don't understand what kind of jeans can get smaller when they get wet? what are they made of? recycled garbage bags?

-- nazi bikini (caitx...) (webmail), January 12th, 2007 12:33 PM. (harbl) (link)

also why can jeans cost $200? you guys are gay

-- nazi bikini (caitx...) (webmail), January 12th, 2007 12:36 PM. (harbl) (link)

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

one of my coworkers would shout "LIVIN' THE DREAM!" any time we got fajitas for dinner
-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), January 12th, 2007 3:39 PM. (bundgee)

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/6/3/f63e6b27be38ff8a472007c18112c8c6.gif

― am0n (am0n), Saturday, 13 January 2007 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.e-michael.jp/gallery_thumb/sco4.jpg

― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Saturday, 13 January 2007 12:09 (nineteen years ago)

though i was dead didn't ya

― i am not a nugget (stevie), Saturday, 13 January 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 13 January 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

By the way, Denver gets the '08 Dem convention. Mandee, how about hosting a big ILX party? WORLD FAP could be at your place!

-- do i have to draw you a diaphragm (crump...), January 12th, 2007.

hell yeah man! i am psyched for this -- i am already planning on hate fucking a few republican protestors!

-- i've dreamt of rubies! (mandeewrigh...), January 13th, 2007 7:51 PM. (Mandee) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 13 January 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

now, don't get me wrong, i respect deerhoof as musicians and as people. BUT. this is the most annoying music ever recorded!!! quirk for quirk's sake. cuteness. "choo choo choo choo, beep beep" <--- the voice of a generation. it's like all the parts of american indie rock that bug me all rolled into one execrable whole, from the 'live' sounding drums, the knowing, cloying vox, the same dirty guitar tone we've heard 70 trillion times before. it sounds like the soundtrack to Adult Swim cartoons. I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!

-- millenarian (N...) (webmail), January 13th, 2007 5:42 PM. (millenarian)

― am0n (am0n), Sunday, 14 January 2007 04:39 (nineteen years ago)

This thread is horrifying from beginning to end.

-- there to preserve disorder (fluxion2...), Today 7:51 AM. (kenan) (later) (link)

and these are your first posts on it

-- RJG (RJ...), Today 7:59 AM. (RJG) (later) (link)

― m@p (plosive), Sunday, 14 January 2007 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

A 40-year-old married masturbating fat guy with a pitchshifter has just made fun of my first name. My day is complete.

-- Colin Meeder (amisrau...)

Colin is it so wrong for married fat guys to be curious too?

-- Tom (ebro...)

are you trying to tell us something tom?

-- jess (dubplatestyl...)

Ask me again in November.

(Though maybe I'll have lost weight by then. Or been buttfucked. I know which is more likely sigh.)

-- Tom (ebro...)

― and what (ooo), Sunday, 14 January 2007 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

this all seems very complicated. is this all, like, legal downloads? or slsk as well? i don't even know where one would legally download a song from! do people really do this? how would you pay? it's all very confusing.

-- lex pretend (lexusjee...), January 4th, 2007 5:29 AM. (lex pretend) (link)

Do you have shoes that lace up Lex, or do you have to wear velcro fasteners?

-- Raw Patrick (rawsweate...), January 4th, 2007 5:38 AM. (Raw Patrick) (link)

― m@p (plosive), Monday, 15 January 2007 00:38 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think that I'll ever understand the appeal of Macbeth and Othello.

and yet "you love books"?

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 15 January 2007 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

Stoners: (Or how to be successful at stonery)

1. If you have a job, rush home from it without going anywhere except your dealer's house, although preferably s/he's your housemate
2. You must have a huge TV in your living room and at least one video game machine
3. Stories that you think are funny while stoned must be repeated to everyone who comes into your house for at least 3 months
4. Got any money? NO, man, I'm broke. My job sucks. Hey, pass me that bong. (pulls out 1/2 oz of weed.)
5. Yeah, I've been thinking about going back to school. (for 6 years now). Dude, I'm totally jealous that you graduated.
6. Yeah, man, I'd love to come check out your new place, since I never came over to your last place. My car's fucked, though, it needs a $40 belt and I'm afraid to drive it. I can't afford to fix it (pulls out 3/4 oz of weed) hey, let's twist one.
7. Dude, the Simpsons is on.
8. Dude, the Simpsons is on (puts in videotape with every episode from the beginning, for the 463rd time).
9. No, man, I can't afford to go out, I'm just going to chill at my pad. Seriously, though, you should stop by.
9. Man, I never get any play. I don't fuckin' get it. I never meet any cool chicks/guys.

Repeat ad infinitum.

-- webcrack (signon2...) (webmail), December 5th, 2002 1:07 AM. (music=crack)

― am0n (am0n), Monday, 15 January 2007 05:49 (nineteen years ago)

i live with that guy

― underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Monday, 15 January 2007 06:04 (nineteen years ago)

7. Dude, the Simpsons Veronica Mars is on.

FIXED

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 15 January 2007 06:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://myspace-973.vo.llnwd.net/01257/37/94/1257014973_l.gif

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Monday, 15 January 2007 08:27 (nineteen years ago)

DEEP!

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 15 January 2007 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

ian tells me veronica mars is buffy meets twin peaks. can someone confirm/deny this??

― zombierza (tehresa), Monday, 15 January 2007 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

it's kind of like that, but veronica mars doesn't have the supernatural themes that either of those shows do.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 15 January 2007 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

worth watching?

― zombierza (tehresa), Monday, 15 January 2007 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

veronica is totally like buffy meets twin peaks. the 1st season is very noirish. it goes a bit downhill after the 1st season though.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Monday, 15 January 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

hmm maybe when i get around to netflix i will watch this. season 1 at least. also need to watch: the wire.

― zombierza (tehresa), Monday, 15 January 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

season 1 of veronica is one of my top 5 favorite shows of all time.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Monday, 15 January 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

and i usually have gay british taste in tv like cutty.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Monday, 15 January 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

more favorite than season 1 of twin peaks (i would have a hard time believing this about pretty much anything but hay i could be wrong)?

― zombierza (tehresa), Monday, 15 January 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

i've only seen season 1 of VM, but yes. watch it.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 15 January 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

ok it will go on my list.
sad thing: i will probably never get around to getting netflix so the list will just grow and grow...

― zombierza (tehresa), Monday, 15 January 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

i almost bought season 1 of twin peaks the other day but then i remembered how those scenes with bob snickering from behind the bed or the coffee table made me mistrust my peripheral vision for years

― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Monday, 15 January 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

dude tza u can borrow veronica mars season 1 from me.
you need to trade me my harry partch book for it, though ;)

― be home by 11 (orion), Monday, 15 January 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

oh ja i have to finish that!!! it's still on bookshelf but for some reason i got sidetracked. if you want i will finish book and then swap for vm? :D

― zombierza (tehresa), Monday, 15 January 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

yes yes, sounds good.
there are some parts in it i want to re-read in preparation for re-watchin' the dvd.

― be home by 11 (orion), Monday, 15 January 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

oh you have partch dvd too?

― zombierza (tehresa), Monday, 15 January 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

jon was borrowing it for like three months!

― be home by 11 (orion), Monday, 15 January 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

no wai!

― zombierza (tehresa), Monday, 15 January 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/music/segerstam.html

― More grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Monday, 15 January 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

i almost bought season 1 of twin peaks the other day

Where? Isn't it OOP?

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 15 January 2007 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

i remembered how those scenes with bob snickering from behind the bed or the coffee table made me mistrust my peripheral vision for years

this just made me look over my shoulder
oh man i am all freaked out now!

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Monday, 15 January 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

rather than code in an option to reveal blocked posts, users can just view source if they can't resist.

-- vita susicivus (n...) (webmail), January 15th, 2007 8:00 AM. (blueski) (later) (link)

sometimes you see the posts momentarily before the script kicks in. not much that can be done about that i suspect.

-- vita susicivus (n...) (webmail), January 15th, 2007 8:36 AM. (blueski) (later) (link)

you could go outside for a while

-- Storefront Church (68...) (webmail), January 15th, 2007 8:40 AM. (688)

― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

nice one

― tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

edited for roffles:

It's true that ILM loves the Fall disproportionate to their fame. Outside the UK, at least, where for all I know they're superstars. Before reading this site, the only thing I knew about them was that they were a big influence on Pavement. Once I finally heard them, I was disappointed they didn't sound more like Pavement.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), January 16th, 2007 3:56 PM. (jaymc) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

i'm still roffling about carl graig

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

me too!

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, how was my post edited?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, you took out the bit about Mouse on Mars, never mind.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that part wasn't so funny.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not sure the first part is funny, either...?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

yes it is

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

it's hilarious! and very wonderfully so, jaymc.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

OK.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

i just realized that i had forgotten that dude alex in ny even existed...

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

haha

i learned in new york, when giving cigarettes to the homeless, to hand them the individual cigarette and NOT hold the pack open for them to BUM HAND all the filter-ends (or for them to take 1 or 2 extra cigarettes 'for later')

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

speaking of new york panhandlers, is "GOT A QUARTER" guy still around the WSP area?

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

?

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

my friend wanted to start a website w/me sorta like bumrocks or lovefingers. i told him we should call it bumfingers.

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

89. There are mirrors at the gym. EVERYWHERE. things I do not want to look at: my fat jiggle while I am on elliptical.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

WAIT THIS IS NOT BUMMERZ THREAD.

someone fix or give me mod powers so I can. :(((

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

my fat jiggle while I am on elliptical

I heard this in my head in Ghostface's voice.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

that is because Ghostface is a projection of my conscious mind into your mortal realm.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

i kinda love all the mirrors at the gym! it's so overwhelming that it becomes easy to ignore them but it's also an excuse to be vain and do a lot of looking (at yrself, at others, no matter what you/they look like.) the gym is complex!

my gym is pretty lolz b/c a lot of skinny indie kids go there (ymca in hipsterish neighbourhood uhoh) and it is funny to watch them flail around and try to jog in chucks.


― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

my gym is full of rich girls. they all look glorious with their tan bodies that are already fit and nice gym clothes and I am there in old t-shirts with extra pounds in my whips and I am so pale my skin gets all red and blotchy as soon as I break a sweat. SELF-CONSCIOUS. It is fun to secretly spy on people with the mirrors though.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

NOT FUNNY

― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

more funny less fattey

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

amen

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 23:33 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ alex trebek saying, 'that's great synergy!' to some dude's getting to know you story.

― more grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

The Police had their first hit in 1977 with Roxanne and became one of the world's biggest bands in the early 80s. They had five UK number ones and were the most popular white reggae act after UB40.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 17 January 2007 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

The list of influences on their myspace page is the best of its kind I have ever seen (by a considerable margin). Plus, they name Yes twice by accident! *grins*

-- You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (papiermachealamphibia...)

Shut up.

-- SAVE IT FOR THE CAKE LIST YOU CRAZY BROAD (pato.g2...)

This is only the best name for a band ever.

-- SAVE IT FOR THE CAKE LIST YOU CRAZY BROAD (pato.g2...)

Was that "Shut up" an xpost then, Phil?

-- You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (papiermachealamphibia...)

Shut up (not an xpost).

-- SAVE IT FOR THE CAKE LIST YOU CRAZY BROAD (pato.g2...)

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.gold-group.com/images/computer_guy.gif

Is this a picture of kid 606?

― badg (badg), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 03:57 (nineteen years ago)

...and people who talk about their emotions on ILX deserve to get trolled and bullied, just like women who wear short skirts deserve to get raped.

-- The Long Grey And Overcast Tea Time Of The Soul (masonicboo...) (webmail), January 17th, 2007 8:33 AM. (kate) (later)

That's keeping things in proportion

-- Tom D. (tom_donnell...) (webmail), January 17th, 2007 8:34 AM. (Dada) (later)

― trans pacific donkey cell phone (sleep), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

shitty music myspace thread, you are a trate (sic).

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

I Have Never Had Sex pt.2

― am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

is LJ like a hybrid of ian riese-moraine and graham?

-- i've dreamt of rubies! (mandeewrigh...) (webmail), January 17th, 2007 2:03 PM. (Mandee) (later) (link)

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

Ally beat me. :(

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/roo/263986188.html

― Blastochrist (blastocyst), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

i admire the man's forthrightedness

― latebloomer needs to be less creepy (latebloomer), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

I think my mother's given up on me. That or she's developed tact at a late stage in life. Either I'll meet a woman whom I like and who can actually bear to be in my company, or I won't.

I'd like to, obviously. But I won't be holding my breath.

-- Stone Monkey (stone(no_spam_plz_kthxbi)monkey@graffiti.net), January 17th, 2007.

If you just brushed your teeth once in a awhile you wouldn't need to.

-- Euai Kapaui (tracerhan...), January 17th, 2007.

― latebloomer needs to be less creepy (latebloomer), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

hello you are very poppagey i would like to court you in the vagina

-- Storefront Church (68...) (webmail), January 17th, 2007 3:01 PM. (688) (later) (link)

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

Anyone here got a wonderful hearth?

― Blastochrist (blastocyst), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

i would just like to point out that mark p has been on roffle fire today

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/roo/264144849.html

― Blastochrist (blastocyst), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

U KNOW THE DEAL

― Blastochrist (blastocyst), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSCQgsjJzYc

― latebloomer needs to be less crappy (latebloomer), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

To raise the stakes a little, what about...I have never kissed a girl?
True story.

-- the killfire konspiracy (papiermachealamphibia...) (webmail), January 17th, 2007. (Haberdager)

i have like 4/5ths of this thread to read, so maybe this has already been addressed... but don't let that bother you. first time i kissed a girl was also first time i had sex. i don't think that's too uncommon.

-- critique de la vie quotidienne (mi...) (webmail), January 17th, 2007 6:22 PM. (later) (link)


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http://www.sidestreetrecords.com/articles/acetateTonight/images/TonightsThePK.jpg

coincidentally this is sometimes the record i play when i think i'm going to get pussy and want to pump myself up

-- critique de la vie quotidienne (mi...) (webmail), January 17th, 2007 6:28 PM. (later) (link)

― ‘•’u (gear), Thursday, 18 January 2007 02:32 (nineteen years ago)

making up stories about yourself having sex vs making up stories about your roommate having sex

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 18 January 2007 02:33 (nineteen years ago)

ocd

― ‘•’u (gear), Thursday, 18 January 2007 02:39 (nineteen years ago)

please to cue a "the record i play when i think i'm going to get pussy and want to pump myself up" picture thread.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 January 2007 03:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.turbonegro.com/images/product/TNTEX020.jpg

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.rockhard.de/images/turbonegro_ass_cobra_g.jpg

all other answers are gay.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

i really wanted to zing mickey about whether or not he downloaded "tonight's the night" legally but i just couldn't bring myself to do it.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:09 (nineteen years ago)

Oh see, the zing is still in your soul. I feel a bit better now.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:09 (nineteen years ago)

i think i'm going to get pussy and want to pump myself up

im kind of imagining mickey as a kind of steve guttenburg type figure here

― Storefront Church (688), Thursday, 18 January 2007 09:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.discountdiabeticsupplies.com/images/i_encorepump.gif

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Thursday, 18 January 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/163/361651583_f537b0d29a.jpg?v=0

― m@p (plosive), Thursday, 18 January 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

In the article she basically says that the RIAA will go after this little black dude in Memphis, but won't go after the white owned company who sells mixtapes to Best Buy and major chains.

See, some people would suggest that the RIAA is run by racist motherfuckers. But not me, oh no.

-- God Bows to Meth (noodle_vagu...) (webmail), January 16th, 2007. (noodle vague)

so true. feds/riaa never go after the white man.

-- critique de la vie quotidienne (mi...) (webmail), Today 4:07 AM. (modestmickey) (link)

mickey's gangsta grillz

-- deej.. (clublonel...) (webmail), Today 4:09 AM. (deej..) (link)

white man's bellyburden piercing.

-- acid waffle house (wt...) (webmail), Today 4:10 AM. (dubplatestyle) (link)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 18 January 2007 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

That "Dan Perry? In MY vagina?" thing is the funniest thing that's happened today.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 18 January 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

im kind of imagining mickey as a kind of steve guttenburg type figure here

If you mean the rollerskating chucklehead he played in Can't Stop the Music, then I agree completely.

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Thursday, 18 January 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

As opposed to the voluminous # of non-chucklehead Guttenberg roles.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 18 January 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

The overalls puts that one over the top, though!

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

awesome, a new employee who just transferred from milwaukee came over to my desk to ask me something and i had this thread open but minimized to my task bar. while she was talking to me i heard her pause so i looked at her and she was staring at my screen. i looked at the screen to see what was up and realized that the window for this read "GAY ASS PIX..."


awesome. can i go home now?

-- chicago kevin (blablabl...) (webmail), January 18th, 2007 3:05 PM. (chicago kevin)

― am0n (am0n), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.windwhip.net/~winged/archive/reanimator2.swf

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nypost.com/seven/01182007/gossip/pagesix/sightings_pagesix_.htm

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIkEnUoS8XM&mode=related&search=

― 58 hours of no beer (wolfwolfwolf), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

so tempted to leave comment: "hey dude, don't give up the day job"

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

that's like the time this horrible prof of mine was looking for the dick's sporting goods site in a public computer lab. boy was she embarassed.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

xxpost - excruciating

― am0n (am0n), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/8443/1798diddyoj4.jpg

-- deej.. (clublonel...) (webmail), January 18th, 2007 5:29 PM. (deej..)

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 19 January 2007 01:02 (nineteen years ago)

he, he

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 19 January 2007 01:09 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK. THIS. GAME. Apparently this can't be said enough.

-- The Android Cat (djperr...) (webmail), January 18th, 2007 1:59 PM. (Dan Perry) (link)

SOMEBODY GOT DISAPPOINTED ON THEIR BIRFDAY

-- kingfish prætor (jdsalmo...) (webmail), January 18th, 2007 2:56 PM. (kingfish 2.0) (link)

Yes, the trauma of not knowing which emergency room my wife went to was only compounded by not receiving a shitty game based on a past-its-prime franchise. Got me dead to rights there.

-- The Android Cat (djperr...) (webmail), January 18th, 2007 3:37 PM. (Dan Perry) (link)

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 19 January 2007 01:12 (nineteen years ago)

zingedfish

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 19 January 2007 01:15 (nineteen years ago)

Anthropomorphic red fox in trenchcoat chanting "move your dead balls, balls, balls" could only be weirder if a baby metroid was floating around above him and... oh, never mind; you did that.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 January 2007 02:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v55/Calzaer/FINALBEAVERREALLY.jpg

-- SEACREST OUT OF IRAQ! (adelangsto...) (webmail), January 17th, 2007 4:55 PM. (Adrian Langston)

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 19 January 2007 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

edited:

it's relatively cheap to live in chicago if you don't mind living in an uncool neighborhood. i live right by belmont and milwaukee (polish people aren't cool)...i pay 685 a month (heat included) for a huge 1 bedroom apartment that has a large dining room, new oak floors, bay windows, original restored wooden doors, trim, cabinets, new bathroom, etc. it's by far the nicest apartment i've ever lived in.
-- brpatters (supplyanddeman...), January 18th, 2007 9:03 PM. (brizm) (later) (link)

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Wait, Jesse, aren't you the one who was thinking of living in a 400 sq. ft. apartment in Lincoln Park because you think it's a cool neighborhood? You don't know a cool neighborhood when you see it.
-- Charlie Brown (fluxion2...), January 18th, 2007 9:54 PM. (kenan) (later) (link)

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Oh shit, Jesse, I'm sorry.
I confused you with the douchepaste who posted before you.

-- Charlie Brown (fluxion2...), January 18th, 2007 10:08 PM. (kenan) (later) (link)

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Let me quote this doucepaste again, though, just to hopefully discourage him from ever coming here again:
"(polish people aren't cool)"

Wow. Yeah. Fuck. You.

-- Charlie Brown (fluxion2...), January 18th, 2007 10:11 PM. (kenan) (later) (link)

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i think that uncool was in quotation marks
-- A B C (fictionalrobot...), January 18th, 2007 10:18 PM. (sparklecock) (later) (link)


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jokes
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 18th, 2007 10:19 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)


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Whatevs. Failed irony. Trying too hard. As I just said to someone off-board, when I first got here I was was as bad or worse, but I was shown no mercy.
-- Charlie Brown (fluxion2...), January 18th, 2007 10:22 PM. (kenan) (later) (link)

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when in doubt, best to assume a poster is a raging xenophobe.
-- Chesty Joe Morgan (buttch9...), January 18th, 2007 11:13 PM. (Chesty Joe Morgan) (later) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 January 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

man, that guy is just too much

― m@p (plosive), Friday, 19 January 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

capn-save-a-pole

― m@p (plosive), Friday, 19 January 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

we don't need his pity

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 19 January 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

YO GREENPOINT

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Friday, 19 January 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 19 January 2007 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

wowoah

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 19 January 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

i wonder if there's a youtube of the clip of simon saying the one guy looks like a bush baby

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 January 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

― m@p (plosive), Friday, 19 January 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

― m@p (plosive), Friday, 19 January 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://fire.biol.wwu.edu/204/bush_baby.jpg

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 19 January 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

i love how they purposely lock the one side of the door so there's the awkward "no the other door"

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 19 January 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

haha, i thought i wouldn't watch AI this year but those clips are pretty great - randy, paula and simon have kind of transcended (? gone beyond even parodies of) themselves at this point.

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 19 January 2007 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

yeah the door thing is absolute genius

― m@p (plosive), Friday, 19 January 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

also, the fat kid in the waiting area looks like a cross between jeff garlin and michael cera

― m@p (plosive), Friday, 19 January 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mcdonalds.ca/images/home_top_7.gif

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 19 January 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

i love how the media is shitting themselves this week. "HAS AMERICAN IDOL GONE TOO FAR??" yes, back in 2004.

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

jumped the sharkticon

- latebloomer

― a magical moment with unicorns dancing around you (nickalicious), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

By the time I got here with that I had accidentally ctrl+c'd something else.

― a magical moment with unicorns dancing around you (nickalicious), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

lol i have been NERDIN' it today. even moreso than usual. that usually means i'm in a good mood.

― feed latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

I rate everything is the best board on ilx

― UART variations (ex machina), Saturday, 20 January 2007 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/newquestions.php?board=10

― UART variations (ex machina), Saturday, 20 January 2007 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

Q: How to get a BJ from a sorority girl?
A: Dip yr dick in ranch dressing.

-- Laurel (sininspac...), January 19th, 2007 2:08 PM. (Laurel) (later) (link)

― more grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Saturday, 20 January 2007 03:20 (nineteen years ago)

Wow. Proof positive that I've been drinking.

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 20 January 2007 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

omg high fives

― attack all monsters (skowly), Saturday, 20 January 2007 03:27 (nineteen years ago)

I rate everything is the best board on ilx

confounded is on some next level shit

― tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Saturday, 20 January 2007 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

i love that guy

― attack all monsters (skowly), Saturday, 20 January 2007 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

He's all right, that guy. Despite that fact that he refuses to attend any noise boared function.

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 20 January 2007 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know why I'm so shocked to see Laurel post that joke.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Saturday, 20 January 2007 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

Because I'm so demure and ladylike?

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 20 January 2007 03:55 (nineteen years ago)

i thinki met him once at forks birthday thing! though i guess that was not exactly a noise board function...

xpost

― more grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Saturday, 20 January 2007 03:55 (nineteen years ago)

confounded is a cool guy. good taste in music and we emailed for a bit. i think he thinks noize dudes don't like him.

― jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 20 January 2007 04:16 (nineteen years ago)

Bullshit. I told him otherwise and he still wouldn't meet us.

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 20 January 2007 04:17 (nineteen years ago)

gbx: freudian schiltz

― more grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Saturday, 20 January 2007 04:21 (nineteen years ago)

i spelled Schlitz wrong : /

― attack all monsters (skowly), Saturday, 20 January 2007 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

haha ja you did

― more grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Saturday, 20 January 2007 04:28 (nineteen years ago)

I told him otherwise and he still wouldn't meet us.

he's shy!

― pabs (Pablo A), Saturday, 20 January 2007 07:26 (nineteen years ago)

He's not that shy.

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 20 January 2007 10:26 (nineteen years ago)

Is this a picture of kid 606?

-- badg (hpardo...), January 17th, 2007.

rofl

― feed latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 20 January 2007 12:02 (nineteen years ago)

Confounded is a good guy; he's also eight foot three.
So don't make him angry.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 January 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

i met him once, i think?

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 20 January 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

lmaonnaise

― Confounded (Confounded), Saturday, 20 January 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/Zipperneck/1102280984_m.gif

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 20 January 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^ OLD

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Saturday, 20 January 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

that's cofounded age 8

― UART variations (ex machina), Sunday, 21 January 2007 00:18 (nineteen years ago)

confounded, did you ever finish installing the sprinkler system in your backyard?

― A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Sunday, 21 January 2007 01:23 (nineteen years ago)

roommate just told me that Employee of the Month is TOTALLY FUCKING HILARIOUS.


"dude, it's got Dane Cook in it! Have you seen his standup??"

i wish i was making this up

― attack all monsters (skowly), Sunday, 21 January 2007 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

^^^ this would have been on the cut it out thread but some jerk deleted it or something

― attack all monsters (skowly), Sunday, 21 January 2007 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

oh good a tipping thread
-- am0n (...), January 20th, 2007 10:47 AM. (am0n) (later) (link)

-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 2:43 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)

oh good a tipping thread
-- am0n (...), January 20th, 2007 10:47 AM. (am0n) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:43 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)

-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 2:43 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)

oh good a tipping thread
-- am0n (...), January 20th, 2007 10:47 AM. (am0n) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:43 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:43 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)

-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 2:43 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)

oh good a tipping thread
-- am0n (...), January 20th, 2007 10:47 AM. (am0n) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:43 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:43 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:43 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)

-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 2:44 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)

oh good a tipping thread
-- am0n (...), January 20th, 2007 10:47 AM. (am0n) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:43 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:43 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:43 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:44 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)

-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 2:44 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)

oh good a tipping thread
-- am0n (...), January 20th, 2007 10:47 AM. (am0n) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:43 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:43 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:43 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:44 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:44 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)

-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 2:44 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)

oh good a tipping thread
-- am0n (...), January 20th, 2007 10:47 AM. (am0n) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:43 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:43 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:43 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:44 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)
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-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:44 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)

-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 2:44 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)

oh good a tipping thread
-- am0n (...), January 20th, 2007 10:47 AM. (am0n) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:43 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:43 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:43 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:44 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:44 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:44 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:44 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)

-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 2:44 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)

oh good a tipping thread
-- am0n (...), January 20th, 2007 10:47 AM. (am0n) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:43 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:43 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:43 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:44 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:44 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:44 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:44 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:44 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)

-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 2:45 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)

oh good a tipping thread
-- am0n (...), January 20th, 2007 10:47 AM. (am0n) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:43 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:43 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:43 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:44 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:44 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)
-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 8:44 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)
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-- attack all monsters (polarbea...), January 20th, 2007 2:45 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)

― more grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Sunday, 21 January 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

Admins: is it possible to get a link to "ILE" up top in the ILM board?

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 21 January 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

van smack is calum; he is a luddite, he says 'for the record', my waddelldar says ping.

also whats the deal with that menomena album?

― PRKLTR (flezaffe), Sunday, 21 January 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

i love it, was sending the link to someone else--

don't know if it's your thing though.

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 21 January 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

if it sounds like this, probably not.

― PRKLTR (flezaffe), Sunday, 21 January 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

love that video

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 21 January 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

Okay that is awesome.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Sunday, 21 January 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

quick, start an ilm thread

― PRKLTR (flezaffe), Sunday, 21 January 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

My personal opinion is that one of the greatest things about British music is the propensity (or tendency, rather) towards the TUNE ... it used to seem like the unique thing about British music. But I guess really it was just what often set it apart from US music for me.

Could you elaborate? What sort of tuneless American music are you contrasting it with here?

-- Steve Go1dberg (steve.schne...) (webmail), January 21st, 2007. (link)


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oh...that would be far too many groups to name, I'm sorry. Well, take the Happy Flowers for instance. Or Nirvana. It could be almost anything. Though I'm honestly not trying to diss those bands in saying this. Even Sonic Youth, who I have much respect for, aren't nearly as adept in the tune department as Brits can be. But the Killers? Now THEY understand it's about TUNES.

-- White Dopes on Punk (bimble87...) (webmail), January 21st, 2007. (link)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Sunday, 21 January 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

Haha, I was just going to post that.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Sunday, 21 January 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck, I just broke my post-bannage noize vow of silence.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Sunday, 21 January 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

rofflemao
!!!W!@

― UART variations (ex machina), Sunday, 21 January 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/features/talent

way to go, 'experts'

― deej.. (deej..), Monday, 22 January 2007 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/4828/theeyes2zq.jpg

― more grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Monday, 22 January 2007 05:05 (nineteen years ago)

way to bro, accuscore!

― slackety yax (H2-H4), Monday, 22 January 2007 05:16 (nineteen years ago)

I'm glad someone else was noticing Mr. Eyes. Sometimes HD ain't worth it.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 22 January 2007 05:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=33257&in_page_id=2

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 22 January 2007 06:11 (nineteen years ago)

Is that the best headline ever or what?

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 22 January 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

WICKRMANZ lol

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 22 January 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

that's on the ILE wicker man thread..but can't blame ya for not reading an ILE movie thread.

― feed latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 22 January 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

Yahoo! News: Top Stories
# Bombs kill at least 90 people in Iraq (AP)
# Poll: Most think country on wrong track (AP)
# Chavez to U.S. officials: 'Go to hell' (AP)

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 22 January 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

I really like the Chavez headline. What a teenager!

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 22 January 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

I think the full quote was "Go to hell, gringos!"

Seriously.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 22 January 2007 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=65460222&sid=1
You deserved every damn thing you got and you know it. To you this may just be a game, but to some of us this is a very real thing. I haven't spent 75 days of my life playing this game so I can !*!#ing LOSE BATTLEGROUND GAMES because you think it's CUTE to screw around. If any one person caused this breakup, it was you.

I was completely justified in letting your girlfriend know you were flirting with Menah. You think I ruined your life? Well as my idol Obi-Wan Kenobi put it in Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith, "You have done that yourself." I can't stand !!@@*#%s like you who think you can run around seducing all of the fair skinned Night Elven maidens after you get home from kissing your Mormon girlfriend on the park bench. Somebody has to stand up for the little woman. Unluckily for you, that someone turned out to be me.

I bet you didn't expect me to find out your girlfriend's email address, did you? Yeah, too bad I did, with a little help from my good friend Google. (Look it up sometime, you'd be suprised.) I bet you also didn't expect me to make an RAR of all the screenshots I took of your flirting either. (All in PNG format, of course.) Heh. You didn't even expect me to put a password on the file, did you? Yeah. I called your girlfriend to relay it to her. I covered all my bases. Looks like you just got shutout. Hopefully your former girlfriend will be able to sleep soundly at night now. I know I will. Especially now that I know there's still justice left in this world. Justice by the name of Daisies.

-- SEACREST OUT OF IRAQ! (adelangsto...), January 19th, 2007 10:54 PM. (Adrian Langston)

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

*dead*

― trans pacific donkey cell phone (sleep), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

jesus christ

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

Heh.

― trans pacific donkey cell phone (sleep), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

that left me slack jawed.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

I can't stand !!@@*#%s like you who think you can run around seducing all of the fair skinned Night Elven maidens after you get home from kissing your Mormon girlfriend on the park bench.

man, if i had a dime for every time i've said that.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

holy fucking shit

― deej.. (deej..), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

If I ever try out for an acting conservatory, that's my monologue.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

GOOD DAY MR. KUBRICK

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

― feed latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

speaking of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMGXJsWrsPg

― feed latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

definitive http://www.soulstrut.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doggie.gif

― deej.. (deej..), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

please keep soulstrut off ilx

― tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

v. well
it seemed appropriate

― deej.. (deej..), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

"flirting with Menah" = on the downlow?

― deej.. (deej..), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

omg justice by the name of daisies

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

yah wtf! i don't want it, but someone should claim "justice by the name of daisies" as their display name

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/100/366061274_17fc75cd76_o.png

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

d'oh. i was just going to post that! nice work tom

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

dudes eyes definitely seem to get more terrifying every time i see him

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

Justice by the name of Daisies.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

from that same link:

I will never forget the time Bleys was supposed to be watching Blacksmith and all of the sudden it was taken by alliance followed by the usual WTF where was the call and when I look at the minimap he was off swimming in the lake between both nodes. I should have been more understanding, maybe it was hot outside of his house and he wanted to roleplay swimming in game.

― ‘•’u (gear), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

"I bet you also didn't expect me to make an RAR"

become an hero

― am0n (am0n), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

All in PNG format, of course.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 22 January 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

xpost whose eyes more terrifying, brady or that other dude?

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 22 January 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

to the guy in the business suit at my restaurant today who ordered the salad and bottomless (making sure to enunciate this word) soup: 10% is not an acceptable tip. especially after you made me get you 4 more soups. please, do not come back. if you do, please request a different server to run their ass off for you.

-- critique de la vie quotidienne (mi...) (webmail), January 22nd, 2007 1:03 PM. (modestmickey) (link)

Home soup is killing the food service industry.

-- UART variations (jo...) (webmail), January 22nd, 2007 1:16 PM. (ex machina) (link)

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 22 January 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

dude dar1a even I will admit that, no matter how scary I find Tom Brady and no matter how much I am convinced he is going to kill me, there is nothing that beats Caldwell's expression in terms of terrifying.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 22 January 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

i consider myself an ILX don juan

-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), January 22nd, 2007 1:56 PM. (mcutt) (link)

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 22 January 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/8476/365942675d0fa16ff8e9hc.jpg

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...) (webmail), January 22nd, 2007 2:52 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///)

― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 00:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/8457/248153245l2fn.jpg

― ath (ath), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://a1061.g.akamai.net/7/1061/5412/home/www.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/274706.jpg

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 03:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/sevenxviii/baldguyzjess.jpg

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 23 January 2007 04:01 (nineteen years ago)

awwww

― more grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 04:03 (nineteen years ago)

(sorry jess!!)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 23 January 2007 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

Haha curtis there are photos of me on ilx with less hair where i look more like the guy on the box!

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 04:38 (nineteen years ago)

Jess isn't even that Lex Luthor looking in that picture! It's still awesome, though.

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 04:40 (nineteen years ago)

yes!

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 04:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Kirk_Fogg&curid=1107325&diff=102601780&oldid=98187905

― UART variations (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 04:54 (nineteen years ago)

worst job ever

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 06:28 (nineteen years ago)

haha

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 23 January 2007 07:21 (nineteen years ago)

that looks like something my mom would forward to me.

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 07:36 (nineteen years ago)

My girlfriend was telling me that I should relate our story on these forums so you all can get a good laugh.

A year ago, the Thorium Brotherhood server launched. I rolled a character and ended up in a guild called Forge. We levelled up together, and raided many server firsts. Even after I left the server they continued with a great deal of success.

Among the members of the guild were a married couple, Faite and Briare, a Warrior and Paladin. They levelled together and didnt really associate with the other guildmembers. Briare (the wife) was the only one who talked on Ventrilo, etc. Our guildleader knew them from a previous server.

One night in Upper Blackrock Spire, when the rest of the server was still doing Scarlet Monastery, we were killing Drak. Of course the Deflector dropped, as it always seems to. No one was really that excited as we all had 60s on other servers, so it wasnt like we didnt know that thing always dropped. Well, Faite, the husband, was a Fury warrior. We had a guy named Zyn, a dwarf, as our main tank. I was in charge of loot at the time as we didnt have a point system set up yet. I gave the shield to our main tank instead of the fury warrior who was "considering going prot". I told him just to hold his horses we'd get him one in a couple hours if he really wanted one.

He wasnt happy with that. He fired off the /gquit and threw a huge fit. Well anyway he eventually pressured his wife to quit the guild. His wife was an officer and a great person.

We got to talking and she eventually came back to the guild.... not long after that we were talking on the phone.

I found out she was very unhappy with her marriage and that she wanted to leave her husband. I encouraged her to leave her husband because it seemed she had a family that would help her out. She left her husband, not long after that, we met in real life. I flew out to where she lived and visited for a few days. We meshed really well. I decided that since I had nothing going where I was at, that I'd move down there. She encouraged me to get a job where she worked and we soon moved in together.

We've been living together for over 6 months and things are wonderful.

Just thought I'd let you guys know that the next time you whine about not getting some loot, think about the warrior Faite, and how his complaining about a Draconian Deflector lost him his wife to a guildmate.


those forums are a treasure trove

― deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

Just thought I'd let you guys know that the next time you whine about not getting some loot, think about the warrior Faite, and how his complaining about a Draconian Deflector lost him his wife to a guildmate.


^^^^^words to live by

― deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

so amazing!!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

We meshed really well.

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

We've been living together for over 6 months and things are wonderful.

i'd be REALLY interested in how things were 6 months after that.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

Except the part where he encourages her to leave her marriage, that's kind of touching.

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

TWIN PEAKS SPOILER

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

hey, where's that thread of things that look like goatse?

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/2007/LAW/01/19/sex.ruse.ap/index.html

― UART variations (ex machina), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 00:26 (nineteen years ago)

squirrel melt!! omg

"Squirrel Melt. You must try them."

^^^ she has a gun!

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 00:31 (nineteen years ago)

"he's kinda cute. i'll put his little tender butt in there" !!
"i'm adding pecans ... you know how squirrels like nuts" !!

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

if she made that for me, i would eat it though, for sure

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

or else she's shoot you dead sucka

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

no wai, she would teach me how to shoot!

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 03:22 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, but if you were like, 'no i don' wanna eat that squirl,' she'd blow your fucking face off.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

it was the 'for sure' that added the sense of foreboding. like something bad would happen if you didn't eat that Squirrel Melt like you meant it. mmmmm pecans mmmm mayo this sandwich is SOOOO GOOOD mmmmmm the squirrel's so tender mmm you really must try it *winks*.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

she was totally trying to pull a martha with the 'you must try them'

― more grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 03:57 (nineteen years ago)

argh, i'd blocked out the squirrel thing after seeing it on tv carnage.

― m@p (plosive), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 04:42 (nineteen years ago)

tv carnage is lololol

― am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 05:00 (nineteen years ago)

my friend gave me the Casual Fridays DVD where i got both of those clips. i can't believe how much of the dvd i watched in one setting. it almost makes you completely mad

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 06:06 (nineteen years ago)

WHOEVER HAS THESE STICKERS - GIMMEE!!

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/1456/img000441me.jpg

after i took that pic i showed the wifee and friend goatse and she almost barfed

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

it almost makes you completely mad

OTM

― m@p (plosive), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27753

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 24 January 2007 23:46 (nineteen years ago)

^^^It gets weird when they become very serious in the last para.

― deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 23:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY_8woQ-HEA

glenbeckfan (2 months ago)
great song! but they are the biggest bunch of fairies i have ever seen. sooooo queer. this song makes me think of my girlfreind, but after this video, i have a feeling it was directed towards gays.
(Reply) (Mark as spam)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 25 January 2007 02:19 (nineteen years ago)

haha. i almost sent that onion article to a fag hag friend of mine saying someone wrote an article about her, but then i figured she prolly woulda taken offence to the overweight/nonsexual part

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 25 January 2007 03:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aOoLXEwYeI

^^^^^plz to embed

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 25 January 2007 04:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://61.197.151.26/20070125254202/omote/img200701/2007012148_1150070119.jpg

― roger goodell (gear), Thursday, 25 January 2007 06:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aOoLXEwYeI

^^^^^plz to embed

holy shit

― kingfish moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 25 January 2007 06:29 (nineteen years ago)

OMFG
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT BOY BETTER KNOW FIGHTER

APPARENTLY IT'S BEEN OUT SINCE XMAS?

I AM PLAYING AS LADY SOV (CHUN LI DUH!!!)

I HAVE JUST DELIVERED "6 JAWSIDE HITS" TO PLASTICIAN OUTSIDE MCDONALDS AM THEREFORE "ON DIS TING"

ALL THESE YEARS OF GRIME HAVE FINALLY PAID OFF

http://www.myspace.com/jmeserious


-- tsk. (giaou...) (webmail), January 24th, 2007 10:21 PM. (mwah) (link)


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

ok, bored now.
-- tsk. (giaou...) (webmail), January 24th, 2007 10:40 PM. (mwah) (link)

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 25 January 2007 09:40 (nineteen years ago)

love the song choice for the New Order/Baywatch thing

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 25 January 2007 11:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/colinohara/killyou.jpg

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 25 January 2007 11:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_WzwfJodKI&eurl=

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

The only way that could've been better would have been if a guy in a Max Headroom interrupted the broadcast.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

OMG with soul train line strut of fat white chicago bear fans
DO YOU LOVE THE BLACK MAN?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 January 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

oh, bernard.....

http://www.kvak.com/slike/200105b.gif

― bb (bbrz), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

haha what chevy chase movie is that?

― am0n (am0n), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

i'm assuming it's from one of the Fletches?

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

modern problems?

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

this was one of the few things from last weekend's SNL that cracked us up

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

you srsly need your own "things jaxon likes on youtube" thread

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

Jared Leto lashed out at photographers during the Sundance Film Festival on Saturday.

The actor - who is promoting new film 'Chapter 27' at the Festival in Utah's Park City - stormed out of the VIP section of Harry O's bar, shouting, 'No! No more, bro!' when a photographer tried to take his picture.

― roger goodell (gear), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

you srsly need your own "things jaxon likes on youtube" thread

i'm having one of those i-got-nothing-to-do-at-work days.

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

I call those "days".

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

the whole "what does your ass look like" thread was like being on a crowded bus and having a game of truth or dare break out

-- geoff (gffcnn...), January 25th, 2007.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 25 January 2007 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

It's a 4g nano. I walk and bus most everywhere. It will probably live most of the time in my breast pocket with my phone and pens and pencils. Do I want something rigid? Cushiony? Cushiony within rigid? Should there be a closable hatch for the controls, or just an open space? Keep in mind I'm cheap, so I want a cheap whatever it is, but also one that will unfailingly protect against all kinds of mishaps, assaults, drive-by shootings, gelatinous cube ambushes, and hipster disdain because I sure as hell ain't affording a replacement notime soon.
-- Candy: tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy. (austin.swinbur...), January 25th, 2007. (Austin, Still) (link)

Answers

I just remembered how often I drop my phone and pens and pencils from my breast pocket, so maybe that part of the plan could be adjusted.
-- Candy: tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy. (austin.swinbur...), January 25th, 2007. (Austin, Still) (link)

Have you tried stapling it to your forehead?
-- Michael Daddino (epicharmu...), January 25th, 2007. (epicharmus) (link)

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Friday, 26 January 2007 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

i wrote a short story too:

Magnus dashed into the shower area desperately. He had been stalking one special mech for weeks, and now it was time for him to make his move. Silently he removed his codpiece and slipped into the occupied stall.


The small robot turned to gawk at Ultra Magnus' long staff. "Wheelie say, Ultra Magnus is horny today!" he chirped.


"Damn straight!" the city commander growled and bent the small robot over. "Rear entry commencing!"


Wheelie gasped as Magnus' immense cock entered his small aft. "Wheelie say, never thought you were gay!"


"Shut up and push!" Magnus gasped, moaning. Those rhymes really fired his synapses. He couldn't resist a rhyme of his own. "I'm through with your bum, I'm about to cum!"


Wheelie gasped in between moans, "Then enough of fucking, I'll start sucking!"


It took all of his restraint not to cum, but Magnus calmed himself and pulled out of the small robot's rear. Wheelie turned around, his pinkish cock saluting his commander as he knelt and licked the immense rod before him. "This isn't a joke, your cock's going down my throat!" he sighed, making the rhyme sound extremely sensual.


With such a suave stud sucking his cock, Magnus could hold back no longer. He roared and fired a wad of cum all over Wheelie's face and chest. The tiny robot shut down his optics and savored the feeling as the hot liquid splashed over him.

-- bato (bato12345678...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2007 12:52 AM. (bato)

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 26 January 2007 04:11 (nineteen years ago)

blease help me

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 26 January 2007 04:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyqih16jbOs
"Sasquatch trust me, please?"

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 26 January 2007 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

"Guitars inspired by James Blunt"

http://www.sonicstate.com/news/shownews.cfm?newsid=4162

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 26 January 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

from today's OED word of the day (really, adv)

1908 L. M. MONTGOMERY Anne of Green Gables xi. 114 They all had puffed sleeves..it was awfully hard there among the others who had really truly puffs.

(suddenly, i come realize anne of green gables has had a henceforth unknown influence on my damned writing...)

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.tranexp.com:2000/InterTran?type=url&url=http%3A%2F%2Filx.p3r.net%2Fnewanswers.php%3Fboard%3D1&text=&from=eng&to=ltt

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

rad!

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

From: Naomi
to: Nick
cc: Carl Weathers, Nikki, Anthony, Tom, Dan, Ally
subject Re: PSA

so thankfully it wasn't a frozen pipe that caused all that damage but a leaky pipe that went to the toilet off the kitchen. So, sue couldn't blame us for the problem BUT she did manage to chide dan about being to lenient with me.

"Oh Dan, you should ah make her clean house ah. What you don't make your wife ah clean ah? ohhhhhhhhhhhhh?!?"

Dan's response: "yeah, she doesn't really listen I'm going to have to start beating her."

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

Pirates are too rape-y.

-- Charlie Brown (fluxion2...) (webmail), January 26th, 2007 11:16 AM. (kenan) (later) (link)

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

lmao

― and what (ooo), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

# AspicioConspicio... ATHEIST'S NIGHTMARE (1 novus referoreddo, 199 numerusuniversitas)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 26 January 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

I'm a sucker for Daniel Powter - ya had a bad day.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

i never knew where that animated gif of the two kids dancing/singing came from. i imagine this is what ian and jon were like as little kids (except of course ian wasn't tall and lanky then, he looked like lindsay weir)

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9021/missdaisygh9.jpg
- Brian Miller

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

just as i was glancing at that transformers slash/fic AC/DC's "let me put my love into you" came on

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mataglap.com/Images/sgng/mandpussyref.jpg

― failed by GIS (bbrz), Saturday, 27 January 2007 00:30 (nineteen years ago)

i never knew where that animated gif of the two kids dancing/singing came from. i imagine this is what ian and jon were like as little kids (except of course ian wasn't tall and lanky then, he looked like lindsay weir)

holy shit. pretty sure my friend Tom F. and I made videos like that...

we also had one called Hair Kare, which was set in an apocalyptic future without personal hygiene products. One day, the hero (whose name I forget), finds a bottle of shampoo in a dump. The Main Boss, Jofa Dillfrick (who always wore a Jofa hockey helmet), finds out and sends his hitman I-Ski (named for the brand of sunglasses he wore) after the hero. They fight. Eventually, everyone is reconciled and suds up together in the closing credits.

― mothers against celibacy (skowly), Saturday, 27 January 2007 00:42 (nineteen years ago)

oh, the whole thing was filmed in the basement.

― mothers against celibacy (skowly), Saturday, 27 January 2007 00:48 (nineteen years ago)

wow, that video is AWESOME. i never knew where the gif came from either and now i love it even more!!!

― the art of pretend non-lawyering. (tehresa), Saturday, 27 January 2007 01:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syXvFSxV5Gk (that last line, holy fuck)

― Zwan (miccio), Saturday, 27 January 2007 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

we haven't come THAT far

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 27 January 2007 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

This is old, but I came across it again recently:

http://www.nyredcross.org/images/dont-dress-like-you-lg.jpg

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Saturday, 27 January 2007 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

he's got that look that says "punch me in my douchebag face after i've saved you from the brink of death"

― am0n (am0n), Saturday, 27 January 2007 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

Sir,

I forgot my password for my myspace or someone hacked it.

The e-mail address i used was davisjas2001@yahoo.com. The myspace link is http://www.myspace.com/jimmy_stevie

I don't have the e-mail address anymore, but I use davisjas200... now. Can you send my myspace password to davisjas200...

Thanks,
James

-- James Davis (davisjas200...) (webmail), November 13th, 2006 8:01 PM.

Steve's Interests
General Flying, international affairs, real estate, muscle cars, Jeep Wranglers, Air Force, fitness, music.

-- jergins (jergin...) (webmail), November 13th, 2006 8:03 PM. (jergins)

Yep thats me.

-- James "Steven" Davis (davisjas200...) (webmail), November 13th, 2006 8:05 PM.

FUCK AIR FORCE ARMY 4 EVER

-- jergins (jergin...) (webmail), November 13th, 2006 8:08 PM. (jergins)

Is that my password now?

-- J Davis (davisjas200...) (webmail), November 13th, 2006 8:09 PM.

u got it!

-- jergins (jergin...) (webmail), November 13th, 2006 8:10 PM. (jergins)

need the underscores though:

FUCK_AIR_FORCE_ARMY_4_EVER

-- jergins (jergin...) (webmail), November 13th, 2006 8:10 PM. (jergins)

That doesn't seem to be working.

-- J Davis (davisjas200...) (webmail), November 13th, 2006 8:14 PM.

oh shit sorry let me try it again. just a sec.

-- jergins (jergin...) (webmail), November 13th, 2006 8:14 PM. (jergins)

James Steve, they asked me to change it again, for security reasons. Here u go, my man:

jesushomogayboymississippibenfranklin2006

Just cut and paste exactly

-- jergins (jergin...) (webmail), November 13th, 2006 8:24 PM. (jergins)

Hey dude, this isn't working.

-- jesushomogayboymississippibenfranklin2006 (hah...) (webmail), November 13th, 2006 8:29 PM.

― am0n (am0n), Saturday, 27 January 2007 04:27 (nineteen years ago)

/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?thread.php?msgid=7569574#unread

― plan b: videodrome (fauxhemian), Saturday, 27 January 2007 07:07 (nineteen years ago)

i know mickey zings are old BUT:

modest mickey + race issues = ILX GOLD

30,000 messages by monday

-- Confounded (confoundsk...), January 27th, 2007.

my fingers are crossed

-- critique de la vie quotidienne (mi...), January 27th, 2007.

oi

-- Susan Douglas (SusanisDougla...), January 27th, 2007.

my fingers are crossed

they always are

-- Confounded (confoundsk...), January 27th, 2007.

― plan b: videodrome (fauxhemian), Saturday, 27 January 2007 08:44 (nineteen years ago)

"The thocking thcoop"

― am0n (am0n), Saturday, 27 January 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

Not as funny as "Shining," but has some good moments:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=u1kqqMXWEFs&mode=related&search=

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Sunday, 28 January 2007 06:07 (nineteen years ago)

Remember that "it be like...DAMN" facebook group that provided many lulz a while back? MY HIGH SCHOOL VALEDICTORIAN IS ADMINISTRATOR OF IT.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 28 January 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

TAKE ME INTERNALLY

FOREVER YOURS, NOCTURNAL ME

TAKE ME INTERNALL FOREVER YOURS,
NOCTURNAL ME

-- Lick The Strobelight Lollipops (bimble87...) (webmail), Today 2:43 PM. (Bimble...) (link)

When I'm on fire my body will be/forever yours/nocturnal me/
an ice kempt fire/and you and me/us realize/our bigger themes of..take me internally, forever yours, nocturnal me

Best o f british music, folks, this is it.

-- Lick The Strobelight Lollipops (bimble87...) (webmail), Today 2:45 PM. (Bimble...) (link)

HERE AM I/HOME AT LAST WITH A GOLDEN VIEW/PLEASURE AND PAIN..

CRYSTAL VIEWS

PURIFY OUR MISFIT WAYS AND MAGNIFY OUR CRYSTAL DAYS

-- Lick The Strobelight Lollipops (bimble87...) (webmail), Today 2:47 PM. (Bimble...) (link)

Froze to the bone in my igloo home

you know heaven and hell collide there are no in betweens

-- Lick The Strobelight Lollipops (bimble87...) (webmail), Today 2:49 PM. (Bimble...) (link)

Flames on your skin of snow turn cold...
Cold is the wind that blows through my headstones...

This is all because Echo & The Bunnymen are...the link at the end of my willly nillly

"I'm the Yo YO Man always up and down /so take me to the end of your tether"

Forget it. Echo & The Bunnymen forever

-- Lick The Strobelight Lollipops (bimble87...) (webmail), Today 2:51 PM. (Bimble...) (link)

CU CU CUMBERR

CA CA CA CABBAGE

YOU THINK YOURE A VEGETABLE NEVER COME OUT OF THE FRIDGE

YOU SET MY TEETH ON EDGE
CCAAA CA AULIFLOWER MEMOIRS APRIL SHOWERS

YOU ARE A DYING BREED! ooooooo

cucumber cabBAGE CAULIFLOWER AAAAAAAAAAH@@@@@@@@@@@@ailto:@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@">@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ailto:@@@@@@@@@@@@@


">@@@@@@@@@@@@@


wait for me on a new horizon new horIzON FOR EVERYONE

o deCIDED TO WEAR MY THORN OF CROWNS

ALLTHE WAY ROUND....

insideout!

uPSIDE DOWN!

bACK TO FRONT!

aLL THE WAY ROUND!

dOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

-- Lick The Strobelight Lollipops (bimble87...) (webmail), Today 2:56 PM. (Bimble...) (link)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEThL6WcgF4

fate up againST YOUR WILL THROUGH THE THICK AND THIN
HE WILL WAIT UNTIL YOU GIVE YOURSELF TO HIM

-- Lick The Strobelight Lollipops (bimble87...) (webmail), Today 2:59 PM. (Bimble...) (link)

YOU GIVE YOURSELF TO HIM/FATE UP AGAINST YOUR WILL/THROUGH THE THICK AND THIN/HE WILL WAIT UNTIL/YOU GIVE YOURSELF TO HIM

-- Lick The Strobelight Lollipops (bimble87...) (webmail), Today 3:01 PM. (Bimble...) (link)

shut up

-- slackety yax (benny.hil...) (webmail), Today 3:01 PM. (H2-H4) (link)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 29 January 2007 05:13 (nineteen years ago)

"The thocking thcoop"

-- am0n (...), January 27th, 2007.

I keep thinking about this and laughing.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 29 January 2007 07:38 (nineteen years ago)

rel="nocredibility"

-- am0n (...) (webmail), Yesterday 11:49 PM. (am0n) (later) (link)

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Monday, 29 January 2007 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

rel="nocredibility"

^ lol where

― UART variations (ex machina), Monday, 29 January 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

dah this was supposed to be in ILM. sorry.

-- wogan lenin (doglati...), January 29th, 2007. (dog latin)

i don't think the thread is healthy enough to travel

-- friday on the porch (l...), January 29th, 2007. (lfam)

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

^ lol where

how to poxy fule

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

Both of the Caitlin's seem to be absent. I know the regular Caitlin changed her username to something else due to some stalker business, but I never found out what the new name was. And Caitlin Oh No hasn't posted for ages either.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...)

― and what (ooo), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

lol

― trans pacific donkey cell phone (sleep), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha

― latebloomer: crapness 2 the Nth degree (latebloomer), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.thefaredge.com/wp-content/images/Dames.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

^ lol where

define a style/trend for every year, starting from 2006

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

sex with boy friend

― am0n (am0n), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

Surely that's critical discourse though? One writer puts a view forward, another one puts an opposing one forward, and at the end of the day we discover whether Jessica Hopper or Stephen Merrit have more black friends.
-- Dom Passantino (juror...), January 29th, 2007 6:06 PM.

― deej.. (deej..), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha

― latebloomer: crapness 2 the Nth degree (latebloomer), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

oops, accidentally posted this in sounds of santana thread.

this weekend i accidentally sent my (gay) boss alex instead of my wife allison a text message that said "i wanna text you up"

― jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

There's another Vice Mag "Do" of someone I know...and not only is it NOT a Bklyn hipster, it is, IN FACT, a blind bagpiper who I see once or twice a year at the Cloisters medieval thing Scottish booth that we share. Hobbies are good for lolz!

http://www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=621&country=us

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

haha i was just telling ethan this morning that my gf was a don't once

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

Aw no!!

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

apparently it was after a beer bong contest :-O

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

I probably just escaped being one, if that picture of the piper was taken at the Cloisters gig.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

i think i am a don't.

― mothers against celibacy (skowly), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/6752/093028944701ss500sclzzzyd6.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

Then again, who knows: maybe Vice would like the "stocky 30-yr old in a faux-peasant maid get-up" look.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

pfff stocky my ass.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

a friend of mine is a photographer for vice, i think you met her laurel. cute greek woman who was sitting on the couch before the show?

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

Ahaha, yes! No photos resulted from that show, I hope.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

s1ocki riffin on the eddie murphy thread

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 00:43 (nineteen years ago)

97/100 RIFFS

― m@p (plosive), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 01:10 (nineteen years ago)

Pimp My Bride

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3D3fQweHSnI

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 01:47 (nineteen years ago)

reminds me of this

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/104/288990438_c973881d1a.jpg

― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 02:19 (nineteen years ago)

am0n is so gay for that soccer player

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/splodey182/PEW.gif

― A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 05:18 (nineteen years ago)

dog latin being a big baby

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

ilx suicide that thread

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

he has TWO about how he doesn't care about ilx and he's leaving and oh yeah here's a 700 word essay about how he doesn't care about ilx because someone said something to him once about electrohouse.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1166518423-picardcat.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

omg

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

well if he didn't get to ask dumb questions, what would he have left except for posting more pix of himself at work, in the loo, making drawings and in da club? at least it's a new look for him!

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

i seriously don't understand how some people can take such mild ball-breaking so seriously!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

I seriously don't understand how some minor ILX punchbag fucking off is going to lead to another 400 post meta "WHAT SHALL WE DO ABOUT THE STATE OF ILX????" thread consisting of the same fucking people who were posting on exactly the same fukcing topic four years ago.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not posting this time, Dom. (well, apart from "louis, shut up", that is)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

dom otm. some people should find something new to think about.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

has there ever been a case of someone starting an "i'm leaving" thread and actually leaving? i mean dude even revived one of his old "i'm leaving" threads!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

people stay in abusive relationships for years

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

internet message boards basically train people to be wifebeaters or the wifebeaten

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

I was going to say something about how this isn't lmaonnaise but then realized that some minor ilx punchbag fucking off leading to some petty bickering amongst the same fucking people who were posting on the same topic four years ago leading to the breakdown of the noize bored lmaonnaise thread into people saying "dom passantino otm" about some minor ilx punchbag being a lame-o is actually a type of lmaonnaise just not the type I personally lmao at, ever

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

maybe you should start an "i'm leaving the noise board" thread!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

haha

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.maesyfed.co.uk/images/Oroborous.gif

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

I HAS A TAIL

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

guys stop being gay and pay attention to my Picard Cat

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

ha ha ha ha ha ha!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://pbskids.org/readingrainbow/contest/2001/130/k2b.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nethitters.com/images/duckhunt.jpghttp://www.nethitters.com/images/duckhunt.jpg

― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/graphics/2005/07/02/mrmay02.jpg

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

ok i read boingboing too but is this not the noisiest news story ever
http://www.juneauempire.com/stories/012907/loc_20070129013.shtml

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

"You have to live in Alaska to have this kind of outage scenario," said Gayle Wood, an AEL&P spokeswoman. "This is the story of the overly ambitious eagle who evidently found a deer head in the landfill."

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

I just have good taste.

-- Marcello Carlin

― roger goodell (gear), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

"This would have been a major score," Wood said. "That eagle would have been the king eagle of the Lemon Creek group."

― mothers against celibacy (skowly), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

guys stop being gay and pay attention to my Picard Cat

-- Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyza...) (webmail), January 30th, 2007. (link)

lolz

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

i want to be that eagle
or that picard cat
(w/o deadness tho)

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

Crying eagle deer head

― UART variations (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.seanmcmahonart.com/bomarr/godhead.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

noooo

― UART variations (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

has there ever been a case of someone starting an "i'm leaving" thread and actually leaving? i mean dude even revived one of his old "i'm leaving" threads!!

-- s1ocki (slytus...), January 30th, 2007.

people stay in abusive relationships for years

-- acid waffle house (wt...), January 30th, 2007.

internet message boards basically train people to be wifebeaters or the wifebeaten

-- acid waffle house (wt...), January 30th, 2007.

― latebloomer: crapness 2 the Nth degree (latebloomer), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.eveningservice.com/Video

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

rofl

was it ever determined if that guy was for real or not? (not that it matters!)

― latebloomer: crapness 2 the Nth degree (latebloomer), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

no way that is for real - all righteous men get on yr knees etc

so awesome tho

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

dude is a secret bear, the moustache is a dead giveaway

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

theres also some line how heaven doesnt have a back door...

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

heaven absolutely has a back door and it is called marian intercession (for catholix only)

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

guys i loved duck hunt

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

my zapper is broken :(

― trans pacific donkey cell phone (sleep), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:57 (nineteen years ago)

What, you mean Northern Irish Protestants or something? Hm...well, I once had a roommate who was the only Protestant Irish-Mexican American I've ever met...

-- Ned Raggett

you are fucking insane.

-- ethan

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

that ned dialogue with the chatbot posted somewhere else was INSANE btw.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

roxymuzak was sending out aimbots to ilxors awhile ago and that was one of the results

― roger goodell (gear), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

there was something kind of disturbing about that back and forth.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

ILX aimbot attack in effect.

― UART variations (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

Why aren't there more people like Jimi Hendrix, Phil Lynott, Lenny Kravitz and Kele Okereke?

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), Today 10:19 AM. (GeirHong) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:28 (nineteen years ago)

x-post

ha i almost forgot about that

YourMom10049(2:02:24): ilxor?
saucerpilot1947(2:02:36): yes...
YourMom10049(2:02:45): ok then
saucerpilot1947(2:03:02): who's this
YourMom10049(2:03:12): my name is matt
saucerpilot1947(2:03:49): oh hello matt, you an ilxor? what is your screenname usually?
YourMom10049(2:03:57): I'm matt
saucerpilot1947(2:04:06): matt
YourMom10049(2:04:17): thats me! ;-)
saucerpilot1947(2:04:27): yeah my names alex
YourMom10049(2:04:40): ok then
saucerpilot1947(2:05:34): ok so you just post as matt?
YourMom10049(2:05:43): where did u go? lol
saucerpilot1947(2:05:49): there are a lot o matts
YourMom10049(2:06:00): ahh my computer keeps freezing on me!
saucerpilot1947(2:06:22): oh yeah my computers a piece of junk too
YourMom10049(2:06:32): thats good
saucerpilot1947(2:06:37): yes quite
YourMom10049(2:06:46): oh ok
saucerpilot1947(2:07:14): so how'd you find my screen name
YourMom10049(2:07:31): im not that interesting, lol
YourMom10049(2:07:35): haha, FunnyMuffin.com has really funny pictures. have you ever been there?
saucerpilot1947(2:07:45): no
YourMom10049(2:08:00): why not?
saucerpilot1947(2:08:25): never heard of it?
YourMom10049(2:08:41): lol your funny
saucerpilot1947(2:09:03): yeah im pretty bitchin when i want to be
YourMom10049(2:09:14): why not?
saucerpilot1947(2:10:13): hmmmmmmmmm
YourMom10049(2:10:27): u seem interesting, can we talk more?
saucerpilot1947(2:10:56): yeah no problem, i just curious where you got my screenamee from
YourMom10049(2:11:09): I live in ohio you?
saucerpilot1947(2:11:25): i live in South Carolina
YourMom10049(2:11:38): thats cool

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

OMG WHERE DID HE GET MY SCREEN NAME

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:33 (nineteen years ago)

9/11 has had no tangible effect on me other than longer waits at airports (and I don't fly much anyway). I feel horrible for everyone who lost loved ones in the attacks or subsequently in Afghanistan/Iraq, but it's a little surreal that while all of this has gone on, I am still riding my bike to the store to get a baguette, or getting excited about some new album, or having conversations on my porch. It's weird.

I wonder if this was what the Vietnam era was like for those who didn't enlist/ get drafted.

-- polyphonic (polyphoni...), Today 11:04 AM. (polyphonic) (later)

maybe. there was some good music during that time period as well.

-- roger goodell (speed.to.roa...), Today 11:10 AM. (gear) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 00:23 (nineteen years ago)

oh man i saw these guys once. the best part was the preshow. after they had signed eveyrone's gy!be memorabilia, they allowed us all to get a photo taken with them, if we were so inclined. of course, i was inclined. and of course, my camera lens had something on it, so there's some weird light spot on the side of the picture, but i didn't even care. it was just such an awesome experience to be so close to them. the guys were all very laid back and nice, which made it hard to feel like they were any kind of celebrities. they were just people. I think that's what makes them so great.

-- roger goodell (speed.to.roa...), January 30th, 2007.

― plan b: videodrome (fauxhemian), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 07:27 (nineteen years ago)

the ned chatbot thing was great. it was like chatbot vs chatbot

― Storefront Church (688), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 09:21 (nineteen years ago)

yeah exactly! if you didn't know and had to guess...

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

;-)

― m@p (plosive), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://hotchipwithdouchebags.com/

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

Let me ask you ladies a question. Which is more useless? Tits on a bore pig or message board threats?
Tell you dweebs what--I'm at home right now, and I invite anyone with the cajones to make a threat to my face to stop on by. I'll be here until late afternoon.

-- Abra K. Dabra (HouseholdNam...), January 31st, 2007 11:42 AM. (householdname) (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

Tits on a bore pig?

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

Oink Invites

^LOLOLOLOL

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

masterful

― trans pacific donkey cell phone (sleep), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

oh man

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

sanskrit have i told you lately that i love you

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

That shit is keeping morons of ILM and ILE!

― UART variations (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know wether to call sanskrit a sick fuck or a twisted genius for writing that! Seriously, when I saw it, I laughed so much, I could hardly breathe.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

that is great : D

if only everyone from the bjork '07 thread would go there.

― roger goodell (gear), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

definitely a sick fuck

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

perfect, absolutely perfect. kudos to you, sir!

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

who the fuck are you

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

perfect, absolutely perfect. kudos to you, sir!

-- daniel striped tiger (thedanmarti...), Today 7:27 AM. (OutDatWay) (later)

who the fuck are you

-- cutty (holle...), Today 7:58 AM. (mcutt) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

just a guy

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

not good enough

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.chickenonaunicycle.com/Acid%20Test%20Vancouver%201.jpg

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cs.hmc.edu/~dodds/projects/RobS04/DuckHunt/images/dog_grass.gif
daniel striped tiger

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bb/Acid2_reference.png

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

All this hot chicks with douchebags look like they are also douchebags.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

i think you are confusing your nomenclatures

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/5151/viscerasafesexle8.jpg

― UART variations (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

ah, magnums, my brand

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

All this hot chicks with douchebags look like they are also douchebags.
-- A-ron Hubbard (Hurtingchie...), January 31st, 2007. (Hurting) (link)

except for one of them--
http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/8994/db1139mm9.jpg

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

be still my heart, i want her in/on my sac/k

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

(xp) i like that dude's hair (haha no)

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/3991/db11050if7.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^^^ that girl looks like 87% of the pictures posted on WDYLL (the guy looks like the other 13% which are posted by dog latin)

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

post pic of ally and tom (jokes)

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

u not jokin and u know it

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

ok, i do think you are a hot chick

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

::pat::

― UART variations (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE DOUCHEBAG THING, JEEZ

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

;)

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

cutty, ally (l to r)

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Thursday, 1 February 2007 00:05 (nineteen years ago)

I thought we had established that was Ned on the left.

― Jena (JenaP), Thursday, 1 February 2007 00:09 (nineteen years ago)

is there a synth coke thread already?

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Thursday, 1 February 2007 00:20 (nineteen years ago)

he pulls a little plastic bag out from in between his leg and the couch and it turns into synthcoke.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 1 February 2007 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

and then it turns back into the bag and he's got the synthcoke in its packaging in his other hand.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 1 February 2007 00:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6983938994236570211&q=Dead+or+Alive+duration%3Along&hl=en

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 1 February 2007 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://nationwide.com/nw/featured-ads/index.htm?hpAdClick=teaser

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 1 February 2007 02:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://media.putfile.com/blah-17

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 1 February 2007 04:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://media.www.dailyfreepress.com/media/storage/paper87/news/2007/02/01/Opinion/Perspective.Adopting.The.Lifestyle.That.Is.Veganism-2691620.shtml?sourcedomain=www.dailyfreepress.com&MIIHost=media.collegepublisher.com
^^^^ maybe not so funny if you actually don't find veganism absurd. I want to know what adjustments she is making to her clothing, makeup, etc.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

Two held after ad campaign triggers Boston bomb scare

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2007/US/02/01/boston.bombscare/story.devices.ap.jpg

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/01/boston.bombscare/index.html

― am0n (am0n), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvg8qPVh3uI

WAHTC OUT!

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

"It had a very sinister appearance," Coakley told reporters. "It had a battery behind it, and wires."

xpost

― am0n (am0n), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

From another board, thread about how Jay-Z is paying 65,000/month for some apartment:

We see yr logic, yr pro-renter, therefore theres really no difference if you pay $1500/m or $65G's/m, it;s all the same if your filthy rich, Right ?????

Guess what, yr Homeboy JZ, success isn;t going to be longlived, at that rate, if your albums fail, and your investments tank, your back to driving a Chevy and paying $1500 a month for a basement apt.

Amazing so much blog time is given to this lowlife...

What a jERK....

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

D.O.A. is so terrible and so good
i watched half an hr last night and want to watch the rest now but no, it's def a late-night stoned thing - i would be cheating myself if i watched the rest now
xpost

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvg8qPVh3uI

WAHTC OUT!

"You there! Want a ride to **HELL**? NO! DON'T RUN WAY! DON'T RUN WAY! GET ON THE BIKE AND LET'S ALL GO TO **HELL**!!! TO ****HELLLLLLLLLLLL****HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

― am0n (am0n), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

The bike has training wheels

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

christopher robin wore braces? was he a skin?

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), February 1st, 2007.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvg8qPVh3uI

WAHTC OUT!

-- A-ron Hubbard (Hurtingchie...), February 1st, 2007.

already better than the Ghost Rider movie!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, that bones on bike thing is teh funny ++

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.streetsblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/12_11-17/product_placement.jpg

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Friday, 2 February 2007 04:13 (nineteen years ago)

all fat people smell and are really mean to me so i really hate fat people. and they give me really mean looks what i ask for a smaller size that they are you fuckin mean asses!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- essence wilcox (essence_080...) (webmail), February 1st, 2007 6:37 PM.

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 2 February 2007 04:35 (nineteen years ago)

courtesy jw:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i-IodLR1bA

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 2 February 2007 04:50 (nineteen years ago)

_

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 2 February 2007 06:02 (nineteen years ago)

"pardon my french"??! he said "stuff"

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 2 February 2007 06:51 (nineteen years ago)

omg the pizza with bacon and mayo

― dmr (Renard), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

lmayo

― dmr (Renard), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

I actually had to stop watching that

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

how could anyone look up to a father who was too cowardly and puss-whipped to slay bloodelves?
-- UART variations (jo...), February 1st, 2007 10:37 PM. (ex machina)

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Alex Macpherson
Date: Feb 1, 2007 1:29 PM
Subject: MODS
To: Matt DC, Steve M


Please delete all the posts made by someone who was clearly impersonating me four years ago in that awful Elbow thread.

Alex Macpherson

-- Matt DC (runmd...)

― and what (ooo), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

from jason gross' worst music writing of '06 on rockcritics.com:

Mickey Borchardt: "Sinking a Music Pirate" (L.A. Times, April 3, 2006)
This simpering piece of garbage could have been written by an RIAA operative: a college student busted for illegal downloading details how the FBI dragged him into court while concluding that "stealing of any kind is wrong." Wonder if this essay was part of his plea bargain? If so, they should throw the book at him, though they probably won't since he's acted like such a good little tool.

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

OH MON

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

'could have been'

― roger goodell (gear), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

ZING

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

XXPOST

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

plz 2 delete jon williams

-- to scour or to pop? (papiermachealamphibia...), February 2nd, 2007.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

someone ban my brother.

-- scott seward (skotro...)

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWZ48fk5018

― roger goodell (gear), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

that is fucking awesome

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

all of a sudden i regret this thread a little

- L0uis Jagg3r

all of a sudden and just a little?

-- chicago kevin (blablabl...), February 2nd, 2007 2:18 PM.

― deej.. (deej..), Friday, 2 February 2007 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

TMNT girl's brother seems remarkably nice about it all. I'd have disowned her long ago.

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 2 February 2007 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

hughtub (16 minutes ago)

Why do all of you criticize her? Are you Nazis or something? The Nazis didn't allow people like this nice lady to do their thing in life. You all are just intolerant Nazis....I...I can't explain it, but for some reason... I love this stupid turtle-obsessed bitch.

― roger goodell (gear), Friday, 2 February 2007 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

I thought this would be another thread by drug using Cambridge University student Louis Jagger.

-- Dom Passantino (juror...) (webmail), February 2nd, 2007 3:38 PM. (Dom Passantino) (link)

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 2 February 2007 23:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://runningfromcamera.blogspot.com/

i wish i knew what this guy looked like from the front. i'd totally steal his camera.

― jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 3 February 2007 00:30 (nineteen years ago)

Louis Jagger isn't his real name, is it?!

-- toby (toby_insertmysurnameher...), February 3rd, 2007 12:49 AM.


It is! He's too hepped up on goofballs to come up with a pseudonym.

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), February 3rd, 2007 12:51 AM.

― deej.. (deej..), Saturday, 3 February 2007 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

feeling kind of bad for encouraging this but lol anyway

― deej.. (deej..), Saturday, 3 February 2007 00:54 (nineteen years ago)

THE TRAVELOLING WILMAOBURYS

― am0n (am0n), Saturday, 3 February 2007 01:29 (nineteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

where is ian as lindsay weir jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 6 January 2008 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

i think the actual photo is RIP

if you can point me to a thread it's on, i might be able to find it

― jeff, Sunday, 6 January 2008 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

remy might have it i think

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 6 January 2008 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://rockanna.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/michelin-man-running-sticker-8cm-x-7cm.jpg

someone photoshop "fluxblog" onto him

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 6 January 2008 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/6/3/f63e6b27be38ff8a472007c18112c8c6.gif

― am0n, Sunday, 6 January 2008 23:57 (eighteen years ago)

omg am0n tha gif king

― J0rdan S., Monday, 7 January 2008 00:09 (eighteen years ago)

Q. How do find Will Smith in the snow?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:40 (eighteen years ago)


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