when was the last time you laughed til your stomach hurt ?

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― piscesboy, Thursday, 28 November 2002 16:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Peter Kay - Live at the Top of the Tower (Blackpool, that is). Paramount TV, about three weeks ago.

― lol p xx, Thursday, 28 November 2002 16:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Ho for Hoggwarts!!!

― Sarah (starry), Thursday, 28 November 2002 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

The Simpsons, when Bart broke his arm and it was hanging at a gross angle and he kept dangling it in Lisa's face.

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 28 November 2002 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Harry Redknapp getting hit by a stray football from a Portsmouth player whilst being interviewed at the training ground a few days before the Wolves V Pompey.

IMPORTANT: Only click if you want to Download then video clip plays in realplayer lasts 49 seconds.

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Thursday, 28 November 2002 16:41 (twenty-three years ago)

With two very old friends, last week, when a joke just continued and continued to the level of pant-wetting funniess, whereupon we laughed and laughed then went home.

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 28 November 2002 16:48 (twenty-three years ago)

The robotic Richard Simmons in the Simpsons' 138th Episode Spectacular on the other night. I have no idea who he is.

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 28 November 2002 16:49 (twenty-three years ago)

'the new gin and juice' but now i can't find it online

― ron (ron), Thursday, 28 November 2002 17:29 (twenty-three years ago)

This would be it.

― kate, Thursday, 28 November 2002 18:21 (twenty-three years ago)

I fear it may have been the word "PYMP".

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 28 November 2002 18:26 (twenty-three years ago)

the clip of Peter Kay talking about 'Eye Level' on that Top 100 Singles of all time on C4 recently

or, an incident involving making 'fart noises' by blowing on someone's back

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 28 November 2002 18:58 (twenty-three years ago)

This picture of an alleged cat this lunchtime.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 28 November 2002 19:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Just then when I saw that word 'pymp'

― maryann (maryann), Thursday, 28 November 2002 19:28 (twenty-three years ago)

for all the lambent wit in the world the only time i laugh this hard is when i see someone fall over

so then

― bob zemko (bob), Thursday, 28 November 2002 19:40 (twenty-three years ago)

ohh poor harry! proud git

― bob zemko (bob), Thursday, 28 November 2002 19:52 (twenty-three years ago)

A few weeks ago me and my flatmate sitting on the sofa laughing off our collective asses at Derek and Clive on the stereogram.

― gazza, Thursday, 28 November 2002 20:03 (twenty-three years ago)

last night. it's too long a story for me to type up now, but it involves my flatmate going to extraordinary lengths to get a video recorder to watch videos on today, only to succeed and then realise that our tv is so old that it doesn't have a socket to connect a video in. he then hatched a plan to drive to vermont to borrow a tv. and then...

― toby (tsg20), Thursday, 28 November 2002 21:28 (twenty-three years ago)

in a 2ndhand record shop today... my mate stuck a 7" on the record player in the vinyl room.....begins with this fine Northern Soultype riff.... closely followed by a tinkly synth which works well with the soul sound.... in comes a women moaning quietly....i'm thinking it all sounds pretty fab.....suddenly "WAHEYYYYYYY!!! ROCK ON TOMMY!!!" booms out of the speakers and Cannon and Ball take over the track with their amusing quips and i fall apart laughing

― Ian SPACK (Ian SPACK), Friday, 29 November 2002 01:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Bout an hour ago watching Peter Boyle and Gene Wilder perform 'Puttin' on the Ritz' in the film 'Young Frankenstein.'

― B, Friday, 29 November 2002 02:35 (twenty-three years ago)

OK, now I'm actually GLAD that someone subbed me up to all those Julian Casablancas mailing lists while I was drunk, simply for the joy that is THIS:

This one is for Jules!
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other sisters can't deny
That when Jules walks in with a lovehandled waist
And a round thing in your face
You get (the female equivalent of)sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans he's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homegirls tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Make Me so horny
Ooh, all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well I'll use you use you cuz I ain't that average groupy

I've seen Jules dancin'
The hell with romancin'
Sweat, sweat, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average strokes fan and ask her that
He gotta pack much back

Girlies(yeah) Girlies (yeah)
Has your boyfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with an Oakland booty)(wtf??)

I like 'em round and big
And when I'm at a strokes gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

So julian (yeah), julian (yeah)
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white girls got to shout
Baby got back

(New york face with an Oakland booty)

-This is the reaction it got.

This is Jules, THANKS SO MUCH FOR YOUR HOMAGE.You sure know how to
make a guy feel loved and special.I was somewhat unsure about the
cuteness of my butt, so now I will shake hard and fast for all you
lovely fans.......I am so happy

at 1st I was skeptical.....but then I thought about it

I was so happy. thanks ;oD

Man, and I had FINALLY succeeded in cleaning all the tea off the keyboard of my housemate's computer...

― kate, Friday, 29 November 2002 12:46 (twenty-three years ago)

listening to Bill Hicks real audio sometime towards the start of the year. "send in vanilla ice". i laughed so hard it felt like i'd just done like 3 whole sit ups without stopping or something.

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 29 November 2002 13:04 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

the day today dvd - mini-news : alan partridge
does the horse-racing.

― piscesboy, Wednesday, 5 May 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

that bit in PEEP SHOW series one, where mark calls the girl from work and gets the urge to start singing 'somethin stupid' down the phone to her. that was about 4 months ago.

― piscesboy, Thursday, 15 December 2005 12:27 (twenty years ago)

Just now. Random office surrealism.

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 15 December 2005 12:28 (twenty years ago)

-- Ian SPACK (bifferdyspacktrol...), November 29th, 2002 1:32 AM.

haha, i came across this again last night going through my stupid big mp3 collection.

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Thursday, 15 December 2005 12:32 (twenty years ago)

let's have that mp3!! YSI?

― piscesboy, Thursday, 15 December 2005 12:34 (twenty years ago)

haha, 3 whole situps. i was funny in '02.

― snowkitten (g-kit), Thursday, 15 December 2005 12:46 (twenty years ago)

it's really bad quality piscesboy but i'll see what i can do tonight (or perhaps Affectian can sort you out)

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Thursday, 15 December 2005 12:54 (twenty years ago)

My wife makes me laugh more than anyone... We were watching a show about Christmas specials - some TV personality was waxing nostalgic about Andy Williams specials and how they epitomized Christmas and how perfect they were and Dickensian, and "you just expect that a group of children would come to the door caroling." ..except that she spoke over that last word and said "begging." Not as funny in print, of course.

Comedians make me chuckle. Friends cause laughter of painful proportions.

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

a segment on conan o'brien months ago in which he showed out of context clips from other shows. the one that got me was a scene from walker texas ranger. it was like a final scene where the bad guys have been dealt with and the characters are engaging in a little self satisfied light banter. walker and that 11-ish year old bowl haircut kid, that seems to be in every movie and tv show, are wlaking down a dirt road when they run into two women townsfolk. the conversation went something like:

woman to kid: "well, hello timmy. how are your french lessons coming along?"
kid: "oh im working on them real hard"
walker and women: "oh ho ha ha that is wonderful!"
kid "WALKER TOLD ME I HAVE AIDS"

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

also, despite the cheesy host dialogue and sound effects, americas funniest home videos has me reaching soundless laughter levels every sunday night. guys getting hammered in the balls, fat brides falling through tables and dogs running around in circles will never ever get old.

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

At this....

songwriter
-- Yoshinorimike (Yoshinorimik...) (webmail), Today 5:21 PM. (later) (link)
Outta curiousity, what does RFI mean? (yes, I'm teh n00b).
-- js (roc...) (webmail), Today 5:24 PM. (later) (link)

It is a Request for Information.
Now, why did that person type the word songwriter, in italics?

-- mark grout (mark.grou...) (webmail), Today 5:25 PM. (later) (link)

Sorry! I was practicing italics on a thread I thought was finished.
-- Yoshinorimike (Yoshinorimik...) (webmail), Today 6:21 PM. (later) (link)

-- mark grout (mark.grou...), December 2nd, 2005.

― Rumpie (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu), Thursday, 15 December 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

hehe I forgot all about the Cannon & Ball song - it's so *now*. My 7" has long since disappeared onto a rubbish dump just outside Wigan and I can't find that mp3 so Stevem, if you could YSI it that'd be great.

― Affectian (Affectian), Friday, 16 December 2005 09:20 (twenty years ago)

i think it was the chinese translation subtitles on starwars3, even worse trying to not laugh while at work.

it was hilarious at first but strangely on repeated viewings loses it's comedy value rapidly.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 16 December 2005 10:51 (twenty years ago)

The thread about the Saugee Str1pper had me in pain from laughing last night.

― The Wanderers' Wandering Daughter (noodle vague), Friday, 16 December 2005 11:11 (twenty years ago)

And sunny's right - when a man is tired of seeing guys get hammered in the balls, he is tired of life.

― The Wanderers' Wandering Daughter (noodle vague), Friday, 16 December 2005 11:12 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQJ4kX2rcwk&search=orson%20welles

sidesplitting. although Affectian of this parish remarks it is also tragic. he has a point i guess.

― piscesboy, Tuesday, 21 February 2006 16:18 (twenty years ago)

this thread Now what happened to the New New New Leak Alert Thread (The REvenge)???

or the adam west 'lookwell' pilot

― ,,, Tuesday, 21 February 2006 16:23 (twenty years ago)

The things that make me laugh to the point that my stomach hurts are not ever things that anyone else would remotely understand or vaguely find funny, it's "that story," the one that always ends with "I guess you had to be there or something" but even if you were there it's never that funny. The last time I laughed til my stomach hurt I was in the shower and I reached out and poked a scar on Tom's side and said something in this like faux Japanese "book chook a chu" nonsense. Then he stared at me stone-faced until I started laughing and I couldn't stop until I was unable to breathe or move or anything, because he wouldn't stop staring at me with this angry stone-face.

Those are basically the ONLY things that make me laugh until my stomach hurts and I have tears streaming and all that.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 18:41 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

fonejacker.

― pisces, Friday, 17 August 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

yesterday, listening to the Warwick Capper phone calls on this (mp3, starting about quarter of an hour in). presumably bemusing to non-mongrels. I was literally roffling, tears streaming.

― energy flash gordon, Sunday, 19 August 2007 11:30 (eighteen years ago)

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