Taking Sides: Pasties vs Pasties

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Would you rather have a meat-filled pastry or a nipple cover?

Or a meat-filled nipple cover?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 January 2003 21:54 (twenty-three years ago)

oh god.

― fields of salmon (fieldsofsalmon), Friday, 17 January 2003 21:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Play on certain ILXors' oral fixations, why don't you?

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 17 January 2003 21:58 (twenty-three years ago)

They make cheese and onion pasties, you know! And at the Cornwall Pasty company, they make all kinds of yummy veggie options. YUM!!!

― kate, Friday, 17 January 2003 21:59 (twenty-three years ago)

ALL RIGHT if you are vegetarian substitute "cheese and onion-filled nipple cover".

Sorry Ktee, I don't know what the vegan option is. Bean-filled?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 January 2003 22:03 (twenty-three years ago)

(I bet you if I'd asked this at 9:15 AM EDT on a Monday, it would have gotten 300 answers by now)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 January 2003 22:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, don't ask a question like this when everyone in Britain except me is Down The Pub.

― kate, Friday, 17 January 2003 22:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Me too, Kate. I have no life beyond ILX.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 17 January 2003 23:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That's all right; I'll revive it Monday morning to ensure maximum exposure.

(Do I overuse semicolons?)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 January 2003 23:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Not at all; didn't Henry James say that the correct use of the semicolon was a mark of a civilised 'man'?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 17 January 2003 23:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Is one of those in the thread title supposed to say 'pastries' or have I missed another ILE in-joke?

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 17 January 2003 23:08 (twenty-three years ago)

YAY I AM CIVILIZED

To celebrate, I will repeat rude words in a rainbow of colors:

TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS TWAT CUNTYMINTS FUCK BITCH TITS BUNGHOLE WAAAAAANG SHITLING COCKFARMER FUCKSOCKS

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 January 2003 23:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Now I'm craving a cheese and onion pasty and I have no idea where to get one. I suppose I could have a spinach borek, which seems to be some kinda bizarre Turkish pasty, but it just wouldn't do.

No, Mark, it's an English thing. Cornish, to be precise.

― kate, Friday, 17 January 2003 23:13 (twenty-three years ago)

(You know how you'll have an idea when you're slightly tipsy and you think it's funny, and then you do it and it's still funny, and then you look at it again and realize it's NOT FUNNY AT ALL?)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 January 2003 23:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Shitling?

Cuntymints?!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 17 January 2003 23:53 (twenty-three years ago)

The thread where good ideas went to die.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 18 January 2003 15:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Where can you buy FUCKSOCKS? I'd love a pair.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Saturday, 18 January 2003 16:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I stole "fucksocks" and "cuntymints" from B3TA, but "shitling" is my own creation.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 19 January 2003 23:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Too bad, I was kinda partial to "WAAAAAANG".

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 19 January 2003 23:12 (twenty-three years ago)

(You know how you'll have an idea when you're slightly tipsy and you think it's funny, and then you do it and it's still funny, and then you look at it again and realize it's NOT FUNNY AT ALL?

Au contraire... that's the first post I've read in days that's made me laugh out loud.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 20 January 2003 14:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, "cuntymints" and "fucksocks" are being worked into my vocabulary forthwith!

― smee (smee), Monday, 20 January 2003 15:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I was looking for the b3ta image that introduced me to those words, but found this instead:

The Nohands Gallery! Aww, so cute. Great images include:

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 20 January 2003 15:17 (twenty-three years ago)

five months pass...

I note that people have STILL NOT ANSWERED THE QUESTION!

Heh heh... cuntymints... heh.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 20 June 2003 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I like to call them nipplecaps.

That goes for the pastry too.

― Dale the Merciless (cprek), Friday, 20 June 2003 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I must be suffering from Friday afternoonitis cos I feel the urge to share this with you. When I used to work at the Taiwanese embassy, one day the receptionist (who I used to cover for at lunch sometimes) gave me a little packet and said 'I think you might need these' (in a very polite way). The packet contained nipple covers (not meat filled pastries). Flesh coloured plaster type things. ARRGGHHH. I was very embarrassed. Couldn't they have just turned the aircon off?

― Emma, Friday, 20 June 2003 12:35 (twenty-two years ago)

then the office wouldn't be freezing. I have never worked in any office where I didn't want to wear a jacket all day, that's 2 offices.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 20 June 2003 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, I am currently in an ongoing fite with colleagues about the aircon... it is like an oven on Oxford St & on the tube so I come in wearing warm weather gear. Then I get into the office and it's bloody Arctic in here. And the switch to turn off the aircon is on the ceiling where I cannot reach so I have to plead colleagues who are weraring thermals so want to keep it on. grr.

― Emma, Friday, 20 June 2003 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

we had the aircon off all week because a sewage like smell was coming out of it, it was disgusting, i called in sick today and i am going to blame that if they hassle me. I mean people are annoyed as soon as they come into a bank anyway cos we're so crap but the smell I'm sure was responsible for a few of the major freak outs.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 20 June 2003 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Smelling like a brewery, looking like a tramp,
I ain't got a quarter, got a postage stamp
Been five o'clock shadow boxing all around the town,
Talking with the old man, sleeping on the ground
Bazanti bootin al zootin al hoot and Al Cohn
Sharing this apartment with a telephone pole
And a fish-net stocking, spike-heel shoes,
Strip tease, prick tease, car keys blues
And the porno floor show, live nude girls,
Dreamy and creamy and brunette curls
Chesty Morgan and Watermelon Rose
Raise my rent and take off all your clothes
With trench coats, magazines, a bottle full of rum,
She's so good, make a dead man come

Pasties and a G-string, beer and a shot
Portland through a shot glass and a Buffalo squeeze
Wrinkles and Cherry and Twinkie and Pinkie and Fifi live from Gay Paree
Fanfares, rim shots, back stage, who cares, all this hot burlesque for me

zoobadaba zeebadaba zoobadaba ay

Cleavage, cleavage, thighs and hips
From the nape of her neck to the lipstick lips
Chopped and channeled and lowered and lewd
And the cheater slicks and baby moons
She's a-hot and ready, creamy and sugared
And the band is awful and so are the tunes

zoobadaba zeebadaba zoobadaba ay

Crawling on her belly, and shaking like jelly,
And I'm getting harder than Chinese algebraaaaassieres
And cheers from the compendium here
Hey sweetheart they're yelling for more
You're squashing out your cigarette butts on the floor
And I like Shelly, and you like Jane
And what was the girl with the snakeskin's name?
And it's an early-bird matinee, come back any day,
Get you a little something that you can't get at home
Get you a little something that you can't get at home
It's pasties and a G-string, beer and a shot
Portland through a shot glass and a Buffalo squeeze
Popcorn, front row, higher than a kite, and I'll be back tomorrow night,
And I'll be back tomorrow night

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 20 June 2003 13:02 (twenty-two years ago)

There is something quite vile about flesh coloured things. Except flesh, flesh is OK.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 20 June 2003 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Let us not forget the nipple covers thread.

I have this problem at work too. Fortunately, it's somewhat warm at my desk today. I think they turned down the AC because of all the rain. But I have my jacket anyway cuz it's cas. day.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 20 June 2003 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

four months pass...

I think today is a good day to revive this thread.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

You're not right, Perry.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Every day is a good day to revive this.

I still vote for pasties.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

i like mine with cheese.

― Ludwig Van Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

The rainbow nastyword installation is beautiful. If inexplicable.

― Skottie, Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:35 (twenty-two years ago)

How could I forget to incorporate fucksocks into my daily vocab?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 6 November 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I forgot too!

― smee (smee), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

ts: "fucksocks" vs "catchsocks"

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

What are catchsocks?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

And can we eat them?

― smee (smee), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

heh. Ask NA what "catch socks" are.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

fucksocks huh!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 6 November 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

actually, ask any guy sitting around you what catchsocks are. after they're done snickering, they'll tell you.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Thursday, 6 November 2003 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

I really amuse myself.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

You're feeling slightly ill today, Dany?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Halfway down!

What very mildly kinky things do you do in bed?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

I wish we still had the ability to change the color of text.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 12:30 (eighteen years ago)

8080 ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

"cuntymints"?

― kingfish, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

Werthers, obv.

― peteR, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

this is def the toughest TS

― 69, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

nothings fine im torn

― 69, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

no wai, you crazy

titties are better every time and twice on sunday

― kenan, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

Blood diamonds I get but someone finally explain 8080 before I kill someone. (Or anyone, really, I'm not picky.)

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

8080=OTM

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

8080 is the new otm, do keep up

― kenan, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

no kenan, i mean because it just says pasties twice. which yes i know has been pointed out, but yknow still awes.

and ned "8080" was like the port number or something for the new board, and it showed up so often that ethan or something said it was the new OTM.

― 69, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

i mean because it just says pasties twice

ah yes. that is tough. in which case i guess the tie breaker would be what's behind the pasties.

― kenan, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

Clarity is mine re 8080 kthxbye.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

PEOPLE JUST SEE PASTRIES EVERYWHERE

― 69, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

― peteR, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

"blood diamonds i get" is ned raggett's hottest track to date

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

ilx was so civilised back in the days.

― ken c, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

"blood diamonds i get" is ned raggett's hottest track to date

Stranger has occurred. Stranger still has been recorded.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

You can't by decent pasties in London, so I'm going with pasties.

― Matt DC, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

OH NOES the NoHands gallery is gone! ;_;

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

YAY I FOUNDED IT

http://nohands.simplyspiffing.com/

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

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