Having Sex With Your Friends, c/d?

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Have you done it? Would you do it? Is it a good idea? Bad idea?

― Havent, Wednesday, 8 October 2003 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes I have. I might again. It depends on the friend(ship) in particular. Some friendships = perfect. Others = yeah stupidest thing ever.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Nick = OTM. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, but you don't know how good they are in bed till you get there.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

is it possible to have sex with a friend without ruining the friendship?
is it possible to have sex with a friend without ruining the sex?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

You want to have sex with my friends? All at once?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Well. A subset of them, at least.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

My friends are ugly. That's why I hang out with them. They make me look good in comparison.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i only sleep with my enemies
nickali otm

― half jack, Wednesday, 8 October 2003 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Whatever you do, make sure you aren't also friends with the boyfriend/girlfriend of any friend you fuck.
Also, sober up first!

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd bet that most of my friends are terrible in the sack.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I would think anything you put in your sack would be terrible simply because it's in your sack. Owie.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it works if you mutually fancy each other. And don't have lots of other friends in common.

― isadora (isadora), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan, consider yourself sacked.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.albion.edu/math/archive/9900/teabag.gif

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.arv1995.org/Fun%20pictures/cat%20in%20bag.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/images/Super%20Hero%20Page/supesbag.jpg

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

this definition is OUTRAGEOUS!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Teabaggin

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I have neither any friends nor any sex. So it's perfect.

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

you are your own best friend Matos.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

exactly!

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

big fat dud you will end up hating yr friend and never wanting to see thenm again ever

― hellbaby (hellbaby), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, avoid sleeping with good friends of yr boyfriend/girlfriend. too tricky.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

oh it's all good.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 9 October 2003 06:23 (twenty-one years ago)

what about sleeping with a friend with the vague hope that you might end up sleeping with one of his/her friends?

― Baaderist (Fabfunk), Thursday, 9 October 2003 06:38 (twenty-one years ago)

If the road to hell is paved with good intentions, just imagine what bad intentions pave the road to.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 9 October 2003 06:47 (twenty-one years ago)

hellbaby shut the fuck up

― duane, Thursday, 9 October 2003 09:25 (twenty-one years ago)

just kidding

― duane, Thursday, 9 October 2003 09:25 (twenty-one years ago)

enlightenment, Kenan! duh!

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 9 October 2003 09:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I would say dud, esp if you want to stay friends with them. (I have my reasons)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 9 October 2003 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

What I want to know is how you get into the position where you and your friend have sex? Never happened to me.

Dan Perry STAY AWAY.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 9 October 2003 09:52 (twenty-one years ago)

alcohol!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 9 October 2003 09:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Good answer. Actually, thinking about it, it's kind of almost happened twice. I'm sure details are on oither threads.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 9 October 2003 10:04 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm sure the novelty wears off.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 9 October 2003 10:08 (twenty-one years ago)

< twee> My girlfriend is my best friend! ;) :) < /twee>

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 9 October 2003 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a helluvalot less stressful than sex with your mortal enemy.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 9 October 2003 11:40 (twenty-one years ago)

From personal experience it's oh so very dud dud dud. The friends that I have slept with have become less friendly and the friends that have fought off my drunken advances are still my bestest buddies.

(hell, maybe I am just shit in bed)

― Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Thursday, 9 October 2003 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)

< twee> My girlfriend is my best friend! ;) :) < /twee>
-- NA (emmaa...), October 9th, 2003. (later)

I too sleep with my best friend all the time!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 9 October 2003 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Is sex with friends better or worse than sex with (non-friend) co-workers?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm with Pinkpanther and NA! Is everyone on ILX throwing up yet?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Hooray! Post the kitty pics Ally! ;-)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/katze/couple.jpg

*everyone dies to the tune of "Teddy Bear Picnic"*

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Woo hoo!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't go into any details for a few reasons, but classic, and it's never caused any problems since.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 9 October 2003 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't believe no one has commented on this! repost!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Teabaggin

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 9 October 2003 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Um, I only just now noticed that cat in the bag. It is the cutest thing EVER IN HISTORY!

― Ally @ school, Thursday, 9 October 2003 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.redwingsbaseball.com/images/schedules/spngbob.jpg

um, would this be a good time to make a Bikini Bottom joke?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 10 October 2003 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, i always figured that Spongebob wasn't a Top...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 10 October 2003 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

(Spencer, no one commented on that definition because they were too disturbed by the Lionel Ritchie allusion that went with it. No one wants a mental image of Lionel Ritchie stuffing teabags up his butt.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 October 2003 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I think, according to that freaky new definition of teabaggin', that Spongebob technically is a top. At least as I understand tops and bottoms.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 10 October 2003 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

why would a sponge need teabags? wouldn't he prefer teasponges instead?

does Kotex even MAKE a teasponge?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 10 October 2003 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Teabaggin
"Tee-bag-n"
Click once to rate this definition: (votes: 3)

Soaking a sponge in liquid extasy then putting it into your rectum to the point where it wont fall out. Also known as "teabaggin".

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 10 October 2003 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

(No one wants a mental image of Lionel Ritchie stuffing teabags up his butt.)

BUT NOW I HAVE ONE. THANK YOU DAN.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 10 October 2003 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

man, you learn new things every day.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 10 October 2003 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

that's not necessarily a good thing, though, esp. in this case.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 10 October 2003 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

BUT NOW I HAVE ONE. THANK YOU DAN.

http://www.stp.uh.edu/vol66/124/shobiz/ritchie.jpg

"aww girl, don't be playing like that. You know you wanna know what I'm sitting on."

http://www.plastiquarian.com/images/viscose/sponge.jpg

"awwwww yeah."

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 10 October 2003 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Heavens! I kill you now with guns.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 10 October 2003 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.dancefloor.com/IMA/LionelRi.jpg

"Well, before you go, girl, can you rinse these off?"

http://www.einsteins-emporium.com/life/specimens/sealife/images/lss00-sponges.gif

"They're starting to get a little...smelly. Hurry up. This chair can only last for so long."

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 10 October 2003 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

if you stick drugs up your bum, does that mean your mind is unaffected, but your poop comes out paisley?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 10 October 2003 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Free your mind and your ass will follow.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 10 October 2003 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

hey, that's not corn, that's Jonathan Davis!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 10 October 2003 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

"Yes, I'll take 'Things Stuart Murdoch Would Say' for $500, Alex."

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 10 October 2003 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Hello?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 10 October 2003 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi there!

― oops (Oops), Friday, 10 October 2003 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi! Can I touch your face and make a clay sculpture out of your head?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Saturday, 11 October 2003 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

http://superwebon.iespana.es/superwebon/Archivos/Bromas/Fotos/Humor%202/Yoda%20Zoofilo.jpg

― Dada, Saturday, 11 October 2003 04:52 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/lotion.jpg

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 11 October 2003 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

good lord! the scary kitties again! ally you torture me.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Saturday, 11 October 2003 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Spencer, I'm sorry I wasn't here when you posted that so that someone would've gotten your joke.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 13 October 2003 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I got the joke! I was not going to acknowledge it, though, because of the whole Lionel/teabags/ass thing.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 October 2003 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I just find it sad that the only person who responded was someone who was clearly not with the line of the great joking.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 13 October 2003 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I've decided that if by some fluke I become a pop star within the next five years, my first single will be a remake of "Hello" complete with video re-enactment.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 October 2003 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

With or without teabaggin?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 13 October 2003 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Can you say MTV edit/DVD edit?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 October 2003 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

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