What Size is Your.....penis?

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― man, Wednesday, 19 November 2003 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

about the same size as my ipod, naturally.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Isn't that how it goes these days?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

20gb? not bad.

― man, Wednesday, 19 November 2003 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

about 6 inches, but it's got a crook in the end.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 02:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.infrapics.com/photos/photos/space.needle.jpg

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 02:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, though I wanted a 40gb. :(

Damn Steve Jobs.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Popcorn now comes in five sizes: regular, medium, large, extra large, and my penis.

― LOL2003 (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Huge. Really huge. Massive. I mean utterly enormous. I can't possibly convey the size of my member in mere words, well I could, I could simply relate it's dimensions, but that wouldn't do full justice to the, the sheer magnificence of the thing.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Tip- if you can't see a girl's breasts through her shirt, you can usually make an educated guess by asking her connection speed.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

if you can't see a girl's breasts through her shirt the question isn't really worth asking, is it?

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

8=================================================================>

― caballero vid (caballero vid), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

It extends through so many dimensions that physics can't even quantify it yet.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Wednesday, 19 November 2003 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hey, baby. Have you ever been fucked in 47 dimensions at once?"

― Girolamo Savonarola, Wednesday, 19 November 2003 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.nps.gov/crla/student/rockwood.jpg

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

haha "penis"

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Look, it was cold out.

http://www.mccullagh.org/image/1ds-1/washington-monument-1.html

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 03:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Look, it was cold out.

http://www.mccullagh.org/db7/1ds-1/washington-monument-1.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www24.big.or.jp/~kyusoku/whale7/penis.jpg

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

My penis is very, very small. My doctor says it's like a little baby.

― Dr. Pongo, Wednesday, 19 November 2003 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Perhaps some rhythm might help.

― man, Wednesday, 19 November 2003 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Your penis is like a little baby = discomfort ahoy. And an utter inability to find the correct trousers.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)

But what wonderful toys you can buy for it!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 03:21 (twenty-one years ago)

medium

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 06:08 (twenty-one years ago)

"cute"

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 19 November 2003 06:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"a good size"

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 06:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"enough"

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 06:33 (twenty-one years ago)

(come on people, this is obviously a spam e-mail harvesting scam!)

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 06:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www3.uakron.edu/archival/collect/train-photo.jpg

― ken c, Wednesday, 19 November 2003 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

ah, the golden age when everyone posted intellectual posts and we all sat around and read them:

Who's Got the 10½?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I got a big dick with a curve and that's all you deserve.

― the one good cody chestnutt song (nickalicious), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

About 6 inches

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Lets just say they don't call me the "Tripod" for nothing.

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Im big like Pepsi can.

How do I know when girl wants to make 'sexy time'?

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Lets just say they don't call me the "Tripod" for nothing.

you have three dicks?

― ken c, Wednesday, 19 November 2003 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

tripenile

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

yes three enormous ones.

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

my crotch resembles an octopus.

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Woah, Chris. You're talkin' even sexier than the NSFW thread!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

would you keep your octopus in a bag?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Does your wang shoot ink when you are scared? That would suck.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

My penis is like a dead maggot.

― Dr. Pongo, Wednesday, 19 November 2003 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey ladies.
http://www.suncoastdiving.com/images/octopus.jpg

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

oh i say...
http://www.ironictimes.com/images03/giantsquid.jpg

― ken c, Wednesday, 19 November 2003 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Europe's tallest skyscraper approved

― noTmE, Wednesday, 19 November 2003 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/MM35_gallery/MM35_PG38a.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

No wonder it took so long to have a kid.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahahahahaha

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Octopuses get erections: Inflatable organ may aid camouflage

Interesting headline.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

my crotch resembles an octopus.

I bet your trousers fit like a glove!

― Paul Kelly, Friday, 28 November 2003 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

It varies ;-)

― mei (mei), Friday, 28 November 2003 08:55 (twenty-one years ago)

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